Friday, December 07, 2007

mofos just dont know

Fight Night!
I'm pumped for this fight. Has a Gatti/Ward feel. Maybe because of Hatton. Whatever it is got me feeling good though. Might order this one.

My pick if you care would be Floyd in a decision. I feel like you need a chevy to knock hatton out cold.

Roger Mayweather should have his own reality show. NS.

Picks:
OVERALL 58-60-2
Jax -11 over Carolina ($250)
Easiest pick on the board.

Take the Giants plus 3, that line is ridiculous.

Fuck it, I'll grab those 11 points that the Pats are offering. Even though they are home.

That's about all I like. Plus I'm studying for Bowl Season.
Massive post on that in two weeks.

Somebody fuck tonight. It's friday.

Deke have a good time, blow a wad, blow a load and eat a decent steak you maniac.

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ToddPacker said...

Maxwell & O'Brien awards = Tebow

El Padrino said...

my money is on him for the Heisman as well

ToddPacker said...

"my money is on him for the Heisman as well"

yeah, i think it's a done deal

ToddPacker said...

ep, what's with the pre-xmas vacation?

ToddPacker said...

QBs that i have started in my $$$ league:

Bulger
Green
Garcia
Campbell

...4-9 seems pretty good

El Padrino said...

i got to use 2 more or i lose them
already carrying over a week

ToddPacker said...

wow... i just checked the NFL pick'em and saw that i tied spiff... made up 6 games in 1 week

El Padrino said...

bulger destroyed many teams

ToddPacker said...

"i got to use 2 more or i lose them
already carrying over a week"

gotcha

ToddPacker said...

"bulger destroyed many teams"


yeah... the few good weeks he did have, i had him on the bench

tem said...

hungover

El Padrino said...

i love carrying over days
january vaca is nice

tem said...

hungover

blue said...

I have come to grips with the fact there will be a heisbow this year.

I was in denial but i've moved on to acceptance.

jugdish said...

same here...and I lost my bet to Zeke.

ToddPacker said...

congrats blue.... i hope everything is going well... is mini-blue home already?

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

i ♥ lizzyBeth

jugdish said...

Hey...congrats blue!!!

jugdish said...

Shuttle will not launch before Saturday night at the earliest.

jugdish said...

Stupid morning meetings.

El Padrino said...

hey blue welcome to fatherhood kid
dont screw it up

tem said...

hung
over

El Padrino said...

we
heard
you

El Padrino said...

beer?

or

Liquor?

each one is deadly but one is worse than the other.

Please advice

El Padrino said...

the omaha thing is fucked up
something is really wrong with kids in the generation beneath us

El Padrino said...

oh yeah

IT'S FRIIIIDAAAAYYYYY!Y!Y!!!!!!

Keith S said...

zeke
I know I posted it last night, but did you see this chase video that was from here on Wednesday? This was right by that Casino AZ. Crazy shit. Fuck, if you want to kill yourself, fine, but don't kill some random person, too

Keith S said...

Happy Pearl Harbor Day everyone

El Padrino said...

keef that's the new fad, kill mad amount of people then yourself

El Padrino said...

i blame the extreme Islamics

Keith S said...

TP/EP
Don't forget to join the Y! college pick 'em.

Group ID#: 3033
password: tits

Check your Teboner at the door, TP.

tem said...

"beer?
or
Liquor?"


both

tem said...

and i was going to take today off, but then i had to come into work anyway.

Keith S said...

Schiano to UM?

El Padrino said...

the schiano news is huge over here
after passing up Miami last year everyone thought he'd be here for good, now he's flirting

only natural i guess, the mich job is huge

El Padrino said...

I'm in.

El Padrino said...

"and i was going to take today off, but then i had to come into work anyway."

are we playing "if", "then" game?

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

Leinenkugel = Apple Spice and some Berry stuff... both tasty.

ToddPacker said...

"TP/EP
Don't forget to join the Y! college pick 'em."


i'm in

El Padrino said...

Potty mouthed santa

ToddPacker said...

i think schiano would be a good for UM

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

EP, dont be silly. no one wants the UM job, it's shit. it's been verified through an online source.

ToddPacker said...

no need for the "a"

ToddPacker said...

what about harbaugh for the UM job... is he in the mix?

El Padrino said...

iam, it's a new era
it's ok

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...


that was quick

ToddPacker said...

yes it was

Keith S said...

I was wondering about Harbaugh. Haven't heard his name mentioned

tem said...

They said no to Harbaugh didn't they?

El Padrino said...

that's right i forgot, he in in love with the Nittany Lions

El Padrino said...

Little Drummer Boy

best xmas song ever!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

ok maybe not

tem said...

slow day.

tem said...

mcfadden wins the heisman.

jugdish said...

Don't know if this had been linked yet, but its an excellent article by Whitlock.

jugdish said...

tem...want a beer?

tem said...

i will take a beer.

El Padrino said...

i read it again, it really his one of his best works

tem said...

never turn down free beer.

don't never turn it down.

El Padrino said...

"convince them that it's not OK to "super man dat ho"


hilarity

tem said...

that is a great whitlock article.

too bad the people who need to read it can't read.

El Padrino said...

well put tem

jugdish said...

Tem is a gamer!

El Padrino said...

epeeee-demik

jugdish said...

Free BBQ lunch today at the office...YUMMY!

El Padrino said...

pizza today
4 slices with ease
the test is the 5ht and 6th one

tem said...

i think it will be chipolte today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

holler

Spaceman Spiff said...

the mohel(circumciser) in the seinfeld episode 'the bris' is hilarious

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebow was in the white supra right

Spaceman Spiff said...

if someone was coming at you head on, wouldnt you turn the wheel at least a little bit? the guy just hit the brakes but stayed straight

Spaceman Spiff said...

shit was insane though

tem said...

HUNGRY...kinda.

Spaceman Spiff said...

setting up my snowboard gear, putting on bindings tonight, im pumped for this weekend

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone know what day it is today???

jugdish said...

Someone told me in the elevator, but I forgot.

ToddPacker said...

i remember... it's pearl harbor day... i was 12 when it happened

Steve said...

Poor Bastards

If they're not on fire, they're covered in mud.

El Padrino said...

it's fridday!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

rip pearl harbor victims

Tyler said...

"Roger Mayweather should have his own reality show. NS."

Seriously. Someone needs to talk to HBO about hooking that up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

roger mayweather and uncle jerry show

Spaceman Spiff said...

cuz theyre black

Keith S said...

"if someone was coming at you head on, wouldnt you turn the wheel at least a little bit? the guy just hit the brakes but stayed straight"

I'd like to think I would. But I think that guy probably had about 3 seconds to make a decision, and the first 2 seconds he was probably thinking "WFT is this guy doing".

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Jug:

Name : Linda

Pic

El Padrino said...

roger mayweather, dikembe mutombo, mike tyson and brigette nielson

done and done!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Dear Greg Schiano,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

UM Fans

BROTHER THOMAS said...

UM is going to settle for a Frank Solich type.

ns

Keith S said...

Ron English

Beth said...

The local paper had an article today about how poorly the Ga Tech coaching search is going, but they said it could be worse, they could be UM or Arkansas.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I just heard the Navy coach is going to GT.

ns

Keith S said...

That's funny because the old Army coach used to be GT's coach.

Keith S said...

John Cooper to Michigan.

Keith S said...

or Bob Davie

El Padrino said...

Steve Mariucci to UM zeke

maybe, they've talked apparentely

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Mooch is from Michigan but he's boys with State's hoops coach.

Mooch has been out of the game for a while and watching him on NFL Network I'm not impressed.

I can see botching the Miles hire, but the next guy you meet with, you drive to the meeting in a Brinks truck and drop off the keys.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

keef, I hate you but I've got no comeback.

none.

*and that hurts.

silence....crickets.

I still hear the lambs.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and I got into an accident on the way into work today.

jugdish said...

OK Zeke...Monday right? I won't be here much of this afternoon.

jugdish said...

100?

jugdish said...

YES!

El Padrino said...

your alive so i guess it went well

jugdish said...

Was it bad Zeke?

El Padrino said...

did airbags deploy?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Monday is fine.

accident was minimal, I hit a dood in front of me, barely scraped his back bumper.

now I've got to go to court and traffic school.

coulda been worse, my registration is expired and from CA and my license isn't an AZ license.

tem said...

"i was 12 when it happened"

tp with the preemptive old joke.

tem said...

traffic skool sounds dumb.

tem said...

court?

wow for a fender bender?

i think you just exchange insurance cards and call it a day here.

tem said...

chipolte lunch is always < 1hr. that is my one beef with chipolte.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

dood was an arab and him and his al quada wife wouldn't move their car out of the way (it was at a road off a highway exit ramp).

I kept telling the guy "let's move up out of the way".....

so of course 5-0 rolls up and I get a ticket.

if dood woulda moved his car I prob coulda given him a hundo or two and been done with it.

El Padrino said...

so the guy was a douche obviously

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I'm not sure it was his car and I'm pretty sure he was carrying yellow cake in it.

he kept walking around the car looking at the bumper - minor scratches.

fucking a-rabs.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

luckily the cop cut me a break with the license and registration.

I thought I was royally fucked with that.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Eva's backsid/PETA ad

prob nwfs....wft.

PETA finally got something right. If its been linked befo, well, look at it again.

El Padrino said...

lovely derierre

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I want to get to know that thing.

tem said...

afternoon hangover in full effect

Keith S said...

"traffic skool sounds dumb."

It is the worst. I had a ticket about a year and a half ago, and I went to traffic school to get it off my record. 8-5 on a Sunday. Fuckin laaaaaaame.

tem said...

do they teach defensive driving?

tem said...

aka "here's how you cause accidents."

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I think its called "Defensive Driving School".

I was going less than 5 MPH when I hit the guy but was cited for "speed not reasonable to avoid collision".

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and of course Office Barbrady has to sass mouth you with "you need to be cognizant of your surroundings and other cars and look to make sure its clear blah blah blah" when he hands you the ticket.

Keith S said...

They are way strict in the class, too. Some lady showed up at 8:15, and the instructor told her she had to leave and sign up for the next class because she was late. She got pissed and told him to fuck off and left. So that was funny. But we also had one of those douchebags who think they are full of awesomeness. It might have even been mills himself. All he did the whole class was talk about how he was in a group of cars and got pulled over because he had the nicest car. And everything that was brought up, he had to share his personal experience. It was the worst 8 hours....EvAr

Keith S said...

I hate when cops are db's. Cop pulled me over for doig 67 in a 35, and first thing he says is "I could take you to jail right now". Whatever dude, either take me to jail or give me a ticket. I already know you're a cop and have more power than me.

Keith S said...

*end temrant

jugdish said...

Texas defensive driving is actually not that bad. Its held at some comedy clubs or at Fuddrucker's around here. Its mildly entertaining.

You can do that, rent a video from blockbuster, or take it on line.

jugdish said...

I get a ticket everytime I get pulled over. there is a zero chance of me ever getting out of a ticket.

El Padrino said...

fucking texas is always willy nilly with shit like that

cant 15 years old drive?
and you get days off for no reason

long live texas!

JFreak said...

I was caught doing 92 in a 65...

just glad he didn't get me when I was at 110.

El Padrino said...

i never met a cop that wasnt a DB

Keith S said...

You can do it online here, depending on the district where you get the ticket. The one where I got mine did not allow online.

jugdish said...

Where do you get your Texas information?

Keith S said...

The cop threatened me with jail, then gives me a ticket that says I was going 45 instead of 67 so it wouldn't be a felony.

El Padrino said...

"I hate when cops are db's. Cop pulled me over for doig 67 in a 35, and first thing he says is "I could take you to jail right now". Whatever dude, either take me to jail or give me a ticket. I already know you're a cop and have more power than me."

keef 112MPG in a 40MPH
i was arrested, booked, and spent a night in the precint til mom dukes came and picked me up, i was 17

El Padrino said...

"Where do you get your Texas information?"

you, bush, roger clemens and EBTNX

RIP EB....

Keith S said...

That sucks.

Keith S said...

jug
How's the launch looking for today?

El Padrino said...

it did suck as i recall
thankfully when i turned 18 you know the juvie thing gets disclosed

jugdish said...

Roger Clemens...nice.

Kids get their license here at 16.

I'm not aware of any special days off because we are in Texas though. I've only been living here 7 years.

jugdish said...

No launch until tomorrow night at the earliest.

El Padrino said...

eb used to get like civil duty day off or some shit

or rebel day

some weird shit
no one else remembers this?

tem said...

i dislike cops.

jugdish said...

That might be a Corpus thing. The government normally has the most days off it seems. I work for a NASA contractor, so we don't get all the same days off that NASA does.

We do get a week and a half off at the end of the year though.

tem said...

i got caught once in a construction zone, so i waited until i exited the zone to pull over. the cop yelled at me and told me i needed to pull over immediately.

i told him that i didn't know i was allowed to drive in the construction area.

then he told me i wasn't and if i had it would have been like a $300 fine.

i just stopped axing questions at that point. then he let me go.

tem said...

i thought that was WC in alabama or something.

he got lots of fucking days off.

jugdish said...

I just got pulled over for speeding through a construction zone, and of course I got a ticket.

I was going with the flow of traffic, and I was actually going at what I thought was the speed limit, however it was 10 MPH less.

He gives me a ticket for speeding with workers present, which means I couldn't take defensive driving.

$400

jugdish said...

Tickets are pretty expensive here too...we don't have any state income tax so the state has to make money some way.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

EB got days off like

Jefferson Davis Day
Texas Independence Day
Execution Day
Kill All Mexicans Day
Steers & Queers Day

etc

El Padrino said...

that's expensive

Keith S said...

Steers & Queers Day


Hilarity

tem said...

only ticket i ever got was like 69 in a 65 and it was $110.

I was going like 80, but the cop put 69 on there.

Sometimes they aren't douches I guess.

Keith S said...

A crane-carrying vessel collided with an oil tanker off of South Korea’s west coast on Friday, causing more than 66,000 barrels of crude oil to spill in what was believed to be South Korea’s largest offshore oil leak, officials said.

HTF do you "collide" with an oil tanker? It's not like it just sneaks up on you.

tem said...

i guess they figured the tanker would move.

El Padrino said...

Haysoooz is that you?

Keith S said...

I don't see it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

just got back from an interview for the UM job.

i think im gonna pass

NS

Keith S said...

ha

El Padrino said...

funny

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

hilare

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

knicks are gonna make the playoffs EP

El Padrino said...

cuz steph's daddy died?

Keith S said...

Vince McMahon died?

Keith S said...

s

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

theyre gonna trade 8 SG's for kobe

tem said...

26 team trade has the knicks landing kobe. apparently he wants traded.

El Padrino said...

kobe and his wayward eye?

El Padrino said...

cnn.com

pic of that killer in omaha

blue said...

"is mini-blue home already?"

yeah, they came home today.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

heard a tape of one of the 911 calls from Omaha all you hear is "this is 911..."

then gunshots.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

make sure you capture her first goose-steps on tape.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

get us some nip slips

jugdish said...

The following conversation just took place as this girl was listing the Christmas movies she owns:

Me: Do you have Christmas Vacation?
Her: What is that, I've never heard of it?

NS

El Padrino said...

silly girl

blue said...

I watched christmas vacation again last night in the hospital...i've seen it 3 times so far, I think i'm gonna set a record.

jugdish said...

I asked her what part of Russia she was from.

turned out to be a bad question as she has relatives from Russia and she gave me a lot more information on that than I ever wanted.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

blue did you witness the baby pop out of the vajeen?

were there conflicting emotions?

birth of child and wizards sleeve?

Spaceman Spiff said...

is she your mail order bride

Keith S said...

Maybe bgblue and bgEP can be roommates at ASU in 18 years.

Spaceman Spiff said...

friday night lights tv show girl titty

BROTHER THOMAS said...

one thing I don't get about this Stiller that made the "guarantee"....

why is this always news? Does the media think players expect to lose?

Spaceman Spiff said...

heather graham doggy style clip

BROTHER THOMAS said...

What's going on with her?

sfw

this looks like one of my bad MS Paint pics.

jugdish said...

Negative on the mail order bride.

Spaceman Spiff said...

media enjoys grasping for straws, take that away and they have nothing to live for

jugdish said...

The media baited him into saying it...

Keith S said...

blue brought this up last night, but CNN putting those pics of the dude in the mall on their site is exactly what he wanted. He wanted all the attention, and he's got it. Just once I'd like to see if something like this happen, focus on the people who died, and don't make any mention of the person that killed them.

jugdish said...

Kind of like how the sports broadcasts don't show the people running on the field so it isn't encouraged.

tem said...

the steeler quote is like a guarantee but not.

""We're going to win," he said Wednesday. "Yeah, I can guarantee a win. As long as we come out and do what we got to do. Both sides of the ball are rolling, and if our special teams come through for us, we've got a good chance to win.""

El Padrino said...

"Maybe bgblue and bgEP can be roommates at ASU in 18 years"

hilarious yet painful

Keith S said...

"Kind of like how the sports broadcasts don't show the people running on the field so it isn't encouraged."

Exactly.

blue said...

"blue did you witness the baby pop out of the vajeen?"

I tried not to watch...and for future reference, when they say "ok, she's out" that doesn't mean she's fully out...just her head and shoulders

it was traumatic.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

nice c-n-p tem.

what do they expect guys to say "man we're going to get our shit pushed in"

Keith S said...

zeke talks about getting shit pushed in a lot.

El Padrino said...

blew was bamboozled

Keith S said...

What was that Will Ferrell skit on SNL where he was born and came out a man, talking to him mom & dad about getting a drink and smoke?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

zeke talks about getting shit pushed in a lot.

Training Day

BOOM - that's just it...you never know.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea media basically axed the guy 'is that a guarantee?'

Keith S said...

Never saw Training Day

El Padrino said...

why

jugdish said...

That skit was hilarious.

Remember he thought he left his watch in there?

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