Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas

How's that for an original title? Next week I might use Happy New Year! Stay tuned to find out. That's right, stay tuned all week.

Let me say this now. Sorry for jinxing your $$$ league team Blue. Henry + Gates apparently was not better than SD Defense +3. Oops.

NASCAR half Sentence: Can you believe that the Daytona 500....

NHL update: Detroit still has the most points, so they must be the best team. Go Wings!

College Football Update: 5 Michigan State guys are sitting out. Sounds like 2 of them are good. Adjust your picks accordingly.

Unspeakable List Additions. Elizabeth Banks. If anyone has some nekkid shots of her, posting them would be a good Christmas gift. If I had some I would post them. Really I would.

So WVU's basketball team is ranked in the top 25 and doing pretty well. If they weren't doing well all hell would have broken lose in Morgantown. Sucky basketball team + football coach leaving = more burning couches than ever seen before. Speaking of WVU football I think I have come to the conclusion that RR is a douche, but so are the boosters and so is the AD. It kind of sucks to learn this, but really most rich people are douches so the boosters being douches doesn't shock me one bit. I have never met a non-professor in higher education that wasn't a borderline retard so the AD being a douche isn't shocking. The shocking part is RR being a douche. A homegrown Mountaineer, good story, turns out to be a douche. I guess that's what big time anything does to you. Forget your roots, fuck everyone else but yourself, that's the motto of people who have stuff. I guess there is a lesson in there.

Time for a tem movie review. Now for all you new folks reading this, this a movie review of a movie I have never seen. I am going with #66 on El Pad's of great movies. Falling Down.

Falling Down is a real life inspired story about the lady who invented the "I've fallen and can't get up" devices. It stars Betty White as that lady and she turns in one of the best performances of her career. Take her Golden Girls quality and triple it, at least. It is a tour de force for her. I am not sure whether or not she won any awards for it, but she should have. I was almost in tears when she fell the first time and didn't have the device. See, she has a douchebag son played by Fred Savage who really just wants her to die so he can inherit her coin collection. I am pretty sure that is a common real life scenario. Anyway, early in the movie Betty falls, but douchebag (douche and variations of it is the word of the day) son wouldn't help her. Finally a neighbor played by Don Knotts (who coincidentally is banging Betty, which is by far the worst sex scene in all of movie history) comes to the rescue. But Betty goes into a coma and Fred is happy. He tries to swim through the coins Scrooge McDuck style, but it really doesn't work. Then Betty comes out of the coma, invents the device and has sex with Don Knotts again.

4 helmet stickers out of 5. Would be 5 of 5 if there wasn't full frontal of B. White and D. Knotts.


There we have it, another D- post. If you read it, well sorry.

OK, I think it is safe to say that everyone at LOV wishes everyone out there who doesn't suck or isn't a douchebag a safe and happy holliday.

Merry Christmas bee snatches.

314 comments:

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem,

See Falling Down. Soon.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'M JUST TRYING TO GET HOME!!!

blue said...

Outstanding work Tem...hope you have a doucheful christmas...

Keith S said...

Have a fandouchetic Christmas LoV

Keith S said...

Corb finishing in 8th in the Y! league makes me laugh.

kodiac said...

Happy Boxing Day Eve everybody
-BTW, what the hell happened with Zeke. I haven't had any time to read the comments....but from the posts, it looks like he split. Strange...

Beth said...

Just wanted to wish a great Christmas to all the LOV'ers. I hope your Christmas is as good as mine is - I'm officially an engaged woman as of today so sorry guys, you're all too late. ;-)

Beth said...

Oh, and great post tem. I've missed your movie reviews.

ns

kodiac said...

Congrats Beth!

Best of luck with your civil union!!

JFreak said...

I got Rock Band.

Drums is hard.

My head hurts so much.

So much fun.

JFreak said...

Anybody else thinks it's weird for someone to propose on Christmas?

Guess it's better than some random day.

Still seems strange, though.

Anyways, congrats on being betrothed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

RE: McGee.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Biggest mistake of your life.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Freak, I want Rock Band. Unfortunately, my friends don't live within "Rock Band" distance.

I'll master GH instead.

blue said...

deke is hilarity


congrats beth...I think i speak for everyone here when I say, i'm expecting an invitation.

tem said...

"I'm officially an engaged woman as of today"


definitely congrats!

also since you are getting married i can only assume you are pregnant too. so congrats on that.

tem said...

also do not have a year and a half engagement.

especially since a pregnancy only lasts 9 months.

tem said...

i wasn't even close on the movie review.

Beth said...

"also do not have a year and a half engagement"

A year and a half would be a short engagement for us - Neither of us is in a rush but we wanted to make the commitment. And I'm too vain about my body to do the pregnancy thing yet, don't worry. :-)

And freak, I'll admit it's a little weird getting engaged on Christmas. I'm already teasing the cheap bastard (s) that he still owes me a seperate Christmas present. :-)

But thanks for the congrats everyone!

Beth said...

Damn, I almost missed the "civil union" comment from Kod. Funny but I'm actually engaged to a guy, imagine that.

Beth said...

And Deke, it's a mistake for the guy, not the gal, especially when my fiance (that sounds weird) is an attorney (of course).

:-)

Beth said...

And just for the hell of it, the never-to-be-repeated Christmas engagement Z...

JFreak said...

One last question. It has two parts. Feel free to not answer.

a. Does your fiance know about the girls in your life?

b. If so, does he endorse you continuing to see females?

Keith S said...

Congrats Beth. Hopefully your dad's shotgun is licensed

Keith S said...

Oregon people are weird

ToddPacker said...

5 words:

drunk

couch

wii

fuckin

awesome

ToddPacker said...

no work tomorrow

Beth said...

"a. Does your fiance know about the girls in your life?
b. If so, does he endorse you continuing to see females?

The answer to a is no, so the 2nd part is n/a. But to be fair, the last time I was actually "with" another woman was about 3 years ago so it's not like it's an ongoing thing.

Beth said...

TP, I got my fiance a Wii for Christmas, and even though I'm not a big video game gal I have to say it's very very cool. And I kick ass in tennis. ;-)

blue said...

the reason he doesn't know about the women in beth's life, is because if he did, he'd be begging her to bring one home all the time...which is cool

tem said...

yeah best not to tell him.

tem said...

he would never quit axing for a threesome.

never.

tem said...

ever

tem said...

ever

tem said...

i watched tombstone yesterday.

gotta say it again. val kilmer is awesome in that movie.

El Padrino said...

xmas tuesday

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

Happy Kwanzaa y'all

El Padrino said...

another one bites the dust
congrats beth, you'll make a heck of a wife

El Padrino said...

quick question though
can i still jerk off to your pic?

El Padrino said...

sorta S, a little NS

tem said...

Christmas should last an entire week.

tem said...

Didn't Jewish people figure that out thousands of years ago with Hannaka (sp??).


Jewish people 1000 times smarter than tem.

El Padrino said...

xmas should be like tgiving
xmas eve should always be on thursday, xmas on friday

simple

jesus wasnt even born on dec 25th anyway so no one would care

tem said...

our secretary would care.

she would scratch your eyes out if she heard you say jesus wasn't born on the 25th.

Beth said...

"he would never quit axing for a threesome"

That's actually why I quit telling guys I was dating about my past.

NS

Beth said...

"quick question though
can i still jerk off to your pic?"

Like anything I said could stop you. :-) Actually, if I said NO it would probably make it more appealing. :-)

El Padrino said...

A NO would raise the stakes definetely......

El Padrino said...

man first Alba now beth
i'm a broken man

Beth said...

Actually EP, for me it was when you had your daughter that I realized you weren't leaving that bitch, so I figured it was time for me to move on and get engaged...

El Padrino said...

we will meet again my love, as far as i'm converned he's just keepin my nest warm

El Padrino said...

*concerned

damn v is next to the c

tem said...

"Actually EP, for me it was when you had your daughter that I realized you weren't leaving that bitch, so I figured it was time for me to move on and get engaged..."

best line ever?

or in shamford speak best.line.EVAR?andWHY??

El Padrino said...

cue Biggie's "I'm fucking you tonight" feat. R. Kelly

a real banger

El Padrino said...

it was pretty good

El Padrino said...

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

tem said...

you can just drop scorned off that line.

El Padrino said...

true dat

tem said...

well the good thing about iam being late is that my post will get more than the 17 comments it had.

tem said...

it makes me look better.

Beth said...

Tem, I'm just impressed you posted at all on Christmas Day.

tem said...

new year's day will be much tougher.

tem said...

i did not stay up late on christmas eve. the same will not be true on new year's eve.

Beth said...

"i did not stay up late on christmas eve"

Well of course not, everyone knows the faster you get the sleep the sooner Santa can come by.

tem said...

i almost wrote that beth, but decided against it.

tem said...

oh and to answer kod's question zeke quit.

tem said...

kod's question from about 20hrs ago.

Beth said...

Who's this "Zeke" you mentioned? No one by that name around here.

El Padrino said...

i would seriously consider giving up my right pinky to be at home right now

tem said...

and for the record i know a lot of guys who proposed on Christmas.

it seems to get the guy out of having to buy a real nice Christmas gift. just a few small ones and the ring will do just fine.

tem said...

also it is not too late to plan a summer wedding, if you are efficient and don't want something real complex.

tem said...

el pad, if you cut it off i bet they would let you go home.

El Padrino said...

beth, attorney?

yuck

does he have a stick in his ass?

and i dont wanna hear bout you running cross country on the day of your wedding like that other crazy georgian chick

Beth said...

"it seems to get the guy out of having to buy a real nice Christmas gift. just a few small ones and the ring will do just fine"

Yep, that was apparently my bf's plan too. But I'm cool with it since he did the ring up right, almost a full carat and nice quality.

But no summer wedding here, not this year or next even. We're going for the type of engagement where people will eventually ask us "do you two EVER plan on really getting married????"

Beth said...

EP, no stick up his ass surprisingly. He's pretty laid back for an attorney.

And the runaway bride lived less than 2 miles from where I live btw. On one of my long runs at the time I ran past her fiance's house and poor dude, it was surrounded by tv trucks and camped out reporters.

tem said...

so the engagement is so that you feel better about shacking up together?

El Padrino said...

huh
go figure

tem said...

"EP, no stick up his ass surprisingly. He's pretty laid back for an attorney."

the other shoe will drop soon enough.

tem said...

but at least he isn't an accountant. or accountant type.

Beth said...

"so the engagement is so that you feel better about shacking up together?"

Well it was more to make our commitment official, but the shacking up part was a fringe benefit. :-)

Actually, we don't live together, not officially at least. We each have our own places.

JFreak said...

"el pad, if you cut it off i bet they would let you go home."

This makes me chuckle.

JFreak said...

Now that I'm awake, I think I'm gonna go play Rock Band for 17 hours.

JFreak said...

El Pad, I want you to imagine me in front of my 360, playing Rock Band.

It will probably help you get through a boring, monotonous day of work.

El Padrino said...

that may help freak thanks
imagine me ripping guitar right next to you

El Padrino said...

monotonous

slow down there word worm

El Padrino said...

i got call of duty 4

it's on like donkey kong when i gets home

JFreak said...

Damn, I wanted you to break down and be in a glass case of emotion.

Oh well.

You win some, you get stuck at work the day after Christmas some.

El Padrino said...

oh and i also got the HD DVD player hook up for the 360 along with Bourne Ultimatium (HDDVD)

sick.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cue Biggie's "I'm fucking you tonight" feat. R. Kelly

a real banger"



112, ass. Not R Kelly.

I thought you were from NY.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP = poseur?

El Padrino said...

"imagine me ripping guitar right next to you"

whoops, forgot to mention that after i rip guitar by your side that i'd bash it over your puny skull and drink beer like Stone Cold Steve Austin while you lay unconscious

tem said...

deke is a member of the rap police.

El Padrino said...

"cue Biggie's "I'm fucking you tonight" feat. R. Kelly

a real banger"



112, ass. Not R Kelly.

I thought you were from NY."



deke your wrong

sorry.

NS

Fuck You Tonight 5:45
C. Wallace,
Sean Combs,
D. Jones,
R. Kelly Sean "Puffy" Combs for The Hitmen & Daron Jones R. Kelly

tem said...

tem is a member of the country music police, but oddly that never comes into play.

El Padrino said...

112 did Miss u and sky's the limit

biggie is like my brother
i know what his fav food, color, hobby, gun, etc was

tem said...

what is the point of rock band again?

tem said...

"We each have our own places."

time to move in together to "save money."

El Padrino said...

to pretend your not a loser and can be in a band

tem said...

i have no desire to be in a band.

tem said...

i'll just do one of the sports games and do career mode and pretend i am not a loser and am a professional athelete.

El Padrino said...

i just wanna crush pussy like bands do

i do have a desire to play the piano

tem said...

crushing pussy would be good.

playing an instrument; no thanks.

El Padrino said...

tombstone

100% tem, Kilmer is awesome
Doc Holliday as a character is awesome

El Padrino said...

deke likcing his wounds

tem said...

now i want WVU to hire Doc Holliday just because of that movie.

Makes 0 sense, but it is true.

Beth said...

"We each have our own places."
time to move in together to "save money."

That may be the next conversation. ns

And I've also never seen the point of Rock Band, but then again I have zero musical inclination or talent so I know I'd suck at it.

Beth said...

EP, if you're really right (and I have zero clue), you forgot to add "Deke = poseur?" :-)

El Padrino said...

deke = poseur ?

El Padrino said...

thanks beth

tem said...

"I know I'd suck at it."

that's what she said.

Beth said...

"that's what she said"

I miss The Office.

El Padrino said...

ha.

El Padrino said...

who wants to see me plya the Yazz Flute

tem said...

i don't watch the office.

that's what she said has been around long before the office.

Beth said...

Oh I realize that tem, but The Office has made it a running joke and it's hilarious. I think you'd appreciate The Office if you ever get a tv.

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahaa

if you ever get a tv

hahahahahahahaaaaaa

Beth said...

You can take the boy out of WV but you can't take the WV out of the boy.

El Padrino said...

tiger eating people in zoo's is funny to me

sorry

tem said...

did someone else jump in a tiger cage?

tem said...

i have a tv.

Keith S said...

Now that zeke is gone, does that mean DTM is going to come back?

Beth said...

Tiger story for Tem.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke your wrong

sorry.

NS

Fuck You Tonight 5:45
C. Wallace,
Sean Combs,
D. Jones,
R. Kelly Sean "Puffy" Combs for The Hitmen & Daron Jones R. Kelly"


No Fucking way. If that's true I'll be ashamed.

El Padrino said...

reminds me of Brick's brush with the bears

El Padrino said...

Ashamed you are.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm a fucking homo

Beth said...

Hey, since it's a slow day and since Rev apparently just changed it so all contributers have admin powers, I have a request for LOV.

Can someone change the time format on comments to where it not only shows the time but the date too? I confuse easily on stuff like that when it doesn't list the date and the post stays up for more than 1 day.

Beth said...

Like the comments on LOF and LOB actually.

El Padrino said...

looks to be done

Beth said...

Thanks EP, I like how you jump when I tell you to do something. :-)

Keith S said...

tem
Congrats on WVU sending back 7500 of their Fiesta Bowl ticket allotment

JFreak said...

"tiger eating people in zoo's is funny to me

sorry"

Found this on somebody's blog...

"I heard about this guy who broke into a tiger's den at the zoo and got mauled and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage. A friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent. For example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in."

El Padrino said...

i wish, i didnt do it

Beth said...

Must be tem or deke then, although deke's probably still sulking about the song. So thanks tem!

Keith S said...

"defences"

Must be a Canadian

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wasn't me

JFreak said...

BAM!

Beth said...

Ahhh, it was freak. Guess during a break from Rock Band. Thanks freak!

El Padrino said...

jug is in ny today
if i see him i will say hello

Keith S said...

He'll be the one with the spacesuit on

El Padrino said...

keef then he wont be the only one

Keith S said...

Ah, spacesuits must be the rage in NY

El Padrino said...

weirdos

El Padrino said...

i once past a guy in a lizard suit

NS

and thought nothing of it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This place is lame today

tem said...

"Congrats on WVU sending back 7500 of their Fiesta Bowl ticket allotment"

thanks! we are damn proud.

it is a sad time for mountaineer fans.

tem said...

"So thanks tem!"

wasn't me, but i will take credit nonetheless.

i expect the normal 'payment.'

tem said...

"This place is lame today"

is not.

tem said...

"The tiger display, known as a "grotto," is surrounded by a 15-foot-wide moat and a 20-foot-high wall, the Chronicle reported. There were no obvious signs of damage that might explain how the animal escaped"

tem said...

Tiger = wall climber.

He got out and ate someone.

tem said...

if you go to the zoo and an escaped tiger attacks you I bet you get >$10M from the zoo in your lawsuit.

El Padrino said...

yeah but you'll never get that damn arm back

tem said...

i would seriously consider giving my arm up for $10M.

El Padrino said...

which one?

El Padrino said...

the debut.......

Keith S said...

"i would seriously consider giving my arm up for $10M."

Yeah, but would you die for $10 mil?

Keith S said...

booooooorringgggggggggg

Keith S said...

So it looks like I will be going to the WVU/OU game. I'm not happy about it, but I will be drunk irregardless

tem said...

it'll be a good game keef.

tem said...

i would have to give up righty.

there is no way i could learn to write right handed, so i'd have to keep lefty.

tem said...

i would not die for <$300M.

tem said...

and it would have to be $300M tax free.

tem said...

at $300M i would consider death. that is a lot of money for the family.

tem said...

$300M would have a lot of stipulations though.

i'd have to pick the method of death, the timing (within like a year of course, but I would get to pick exact day and time).

my 'estate' would get all profits from book deals, tv, movies, etc.

it's be doable though.

El Padrino said...

your a noble man tem

El Padrino said...

tem i dont think rich rod is a douche, he wasnt going to stay in WVU forever and took a once in a lifetime offer

it's not everyday you get an offer to coach the winningest program in college footyball history

Keith S said...

I don't know how much $$ I would die for

Keith S said...

I'm halfway thru a bag of sour patch kids this morning

tem said...

"he wasnt going to stay in WVU forever "

that is contrary to what he said less than 12 months ago after he took the bama job, but then changed his mind.

but really, the biggest douche part is the way he left and how he is trying to pin it on the WVU AD. it would be far far better if he would have said "I can't pass up the opportunity to coach at a school like Michigan, with all of its history."

instead he said he had to leave because the AD wouldn't let players keep their textbooks.

he is douche. UM fans will find out within 5yrs when he takes the Notre Dame job.

tem said...

my life can be bought, i don't know if that really makes me noble or a sleeze.

El Padrino said...

"I can't pass up the opportunity to coach at a school like Michigan, with all of its history."


i think he did say this, or something similar

tem said...

i really wouldn't have cared if he just left and said "Michigan is the better football school."

that would have been great, more power to him.

but pinning it on the AD who less than a year ago caved into all his demands...douchebaggery.

Keith S said...

I think his actual quote was "I can't pass up the opportunity to coach at a school like Michigan, with all of its history. Plus, I'm tired of living in a state where everyone is related and incest runs rampant"

tem said...

"i think he did say this, or something similar"

mixed in with all the bashing of the WVU AD and president. leave the bashing out and he isn't a douchebag, or at least any bigger of one than I am.

Keith S said...

"my life can be bought, i don't know if that really makes me noble or a sleeze."

Not sure it makes you a sleeze. You won't get to enjoy the money.

El Padrino said...

"It was going to take a very special opportunity and a very special place, and I think that's what this is."

Rich Rod

El Padrino said...

not a sleeze at all
dying so your family can enjoy money is noble

i wouldnt do it

El Padrino said...

when i die i will make sure the collection agencies have all the right phone numbers

tem said...

"You won't get to enjoy the money."

that is true.

and being from WV I have a lot of family to support and lord knows they need the money.

my maunt could barely afford to buy my duncle a 6 pack of schlitz for christmas.

tem said...

all that stuff is after he said he was leaving because the WVU AD and pres wouldn't cater to his whims.

he needed to leave that part out.

tem said...

Prior signed with the Padres.

El Padrino said...

douchetastic!

Keith S said...

Prior will win 20 games within 3 years

tem said...

you mean total?

Keith S said...

No

Keith S said...

Bud Black will get him right

tem said...

wwl fan quote:

I believe Clemens when he says he didn't take steroids just like I believed him when he said he was retiring (x3).
reh629

tem said...

i doubt he can stay healthy enough to win 20 games in 1 season.

Keith S said...

What do you know? You're from WV.


s

El Padrino said...

remember Jim Abbott?

pitched with one hand
that was cool

Keith S said...

Pitched a no-no with one hand

Keith S said...

And he hit a triple in spring training here once with one hand

Keith S said...

I'm not looking forward to next week's TCS

tem said...

"What do you know? You're from WV."

this is actually a fair enough point.

Keith S said...

Remember Dave Dravecky whose arm snapped when he was pitching?
That was not cool

tem said...

from shamford:

"Prior signed with the Padres, the move to the National League should be worth another 5 wins per season to him."



actually I just made that up, but every one of you believed he would say something like that.

tem said...

From TP:

"Remember Cy Young....."

Keith S said...

"actually I just made that up, but every one of you believed he would say something like that."

I was getting ready to go look to see if he really said that.

ns

tem said...

it is 100% believable.

El Padrino said...

the no-no was cool

tem said...

That Wild Hogs movie grossed $168,273,550 this year.

Keith S said...

Alfonseca should have given his extra finger to Jim Abbott

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