Friday, December 28, 2007

It's 9:05 AM, do you know where Rev's bacon is?

What a college football season this has been. Anyone want to be a #2?
Didn't think so. Emergence of the Mangino's, Brian Kelley's squad made Nick Lachey happy, rich Rod spurns his alma mater, Michigan shits the bed in the first game of the year and Stanford, fucking Stanford were 40 point underdogs in Southern Cal and won....OUTRIGHT.

Nuts, and that wasn't all. The BCS bowls games below.
My overall record I will tally up and add to the post later. Crunched for time. EOY is hectic in this business.

Rose Bowl brought to you by Rose from the "Golden Girls"
So Cal -13.5 over Zookers
I mean come on. Zook can recruit. But not coach. USC's defense is fast enough to cover the Juice and his shenanigans. Something Ohio State couldn't do.

Sugar Bowl brought to you by the sweet nectar of vagina
Hawaii +7.5 over Dawgs
I mean cone on. Anytime you spot a potent offense a TD you know your a heavy favorite. I first expected this line to be around 3 or 4. But 7? That's crazy talk. Hawaii is sick and tired of hearing shit about their schedule. They will play the game of thier lives. Memories of Boise St. / Oklahoma of last year. Which ended up as the best college football game of the YEAR.

Fiesta Bowl brought to you by Corona
Oklahoma -7.5 over WVU
I mean cmon. How deflated is WVU after the Rich Rod deal? This has to play a part. Has to. That and the Sooners can D. I expect a Pat White injury and a blowout when it's all said and done. So sad.

Orange Bowl brought to you by Tang
Va Tech -3.5 over the Mangino's
I mean cmon. I understand Kansas had a great year but Va Tech's defense and speacial teams is light years ahead of Kansas's. This might get ugly. Maybe I'm disrespecting Kansas and I don't mean to, they had a phenominal year, but I think they are over thier head a bit.

Movie quote of the day (from my list, same list Tem picks from):
"From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn."

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ToddPacker said...

Bacon

ToddPacker said...

i still say UGA wins by 20

El Padrino said...

20????

my god
i hope they have 6 conerbacks then

Beth said...

Yeah, I agree with all your picks but the UGA one EP.

Beth said...

Hawaii hasn't gone against a team with SEC speed. Plus, Richt has had like a month to prepare.

ToddPacker said...

it's the SEC, ep... i mean cmon

ToddPacker said...

and hawaii will lose by 35 in their opener next year

ToddPacker said...

i don't know the movie quote.... now i know what tem feels like

Beth said...

I feel like I've seen that movie but can't place the quote. Godfather II maybe?

ToddPacker said...

rev ♥'s bacon.... and cheese

ToddPacker said...

i looked it up.... it's a movie i haven't seen

El Padrino said...

wow i'm sick and tired of that "SEC Speed" line

and unlike zeke (RIP) i'm no SEC hater, i enjoy the competiveness of all thier games but stop it with the speed thing please

Hawaii's receivers are just as fast as UGA's "Speed defense"

and if this were a regular game, not a bowl game, I would agree with both of you

bowls games are special, you really have to count in what's at stake for this hawaii kids and that program

blue said...

no, it's not the godfather series...i know that movie too, it's just not coming to me at this moment.

El Padrino said...

*those

El Padrino said...

Hint: Frank White.

ToddPacker said...

i'll be passing through your town on sunday, beth... i'm heading up to gatlinburg

El Padrino said...

ang a month off has to kill UGA's mojo a little bit

Beth said...

"wow i'm sick and tired of that "SEC Speed" line"

EP, I agree with you that SEC speed is overrated next to the other major conferences, but this is Hawaii for god's sake. I'm talking overall team speed, not a few individuals.

blue said...

I had to look it up too, and then had an "aha" moment

blue said...

team speed is overrated

Beth said...

"i'll be passing through your town on sunday, beth"

Drop by, we'll grab a beer. That way I can take advantage of your senior citizens discount.

:-)

Beth said...

OK, it's a movie I haven't seen either.

ToddPacker said...

"wow i'm sick and tired of that "SEC Speed" line"


there was a little (s) in my comment.... by i really think UGA wins by 20

kodiac said...

yeah, I haven't seen it either (I actually don't think I've ever heard of it)

Beth said...

Daytime kod???

El Padrino said...

King of NY

watch it, one of Walken's best roles.

blue said...

*cue the "surprisingly tem has not seen this movie either" comment

El Padrino said...

before Tony Montana there was Frank White

NS

kodiac said...

yeah, I've been sick the last couple days

ToddPacker said...

Drop by, we'll grab a beer. That way I can take advantage of your senior citizens discount.


very funny

ToddPacker said...

"King of NY"


i will rent it

ToddPacker said...

"yeah, I've been sick the last couple days"


you miss zeke, right

El Padrino said...

L Fishburne as jumpy is cool to

El Padrino said...

kod you got the clap?

tem said...

"King of NY"

never seen it.

kodiac said...

dang, Netflix doesn't have King of NY for instant viewing; I'll have to rent it later

Beth said...

Hmmmmm, isn't Jug in NY right now? Well the shuttle launch set for January just got cancelled. Apparently they couldn't get everything done in time with Jug on vacation.

tem said...

never heard of it either.

ToddPacker said...

"Apparently they couldn't get everything done in time with Jug on vacation"


jug should have spent less time on the tcs

Beth said...

And unless I missed it, no one's mentioned yet that WV is suing RR for $4 mill. This will get ugly quick it looks like.

iamunstoppable said...

asu... pretender.

tem said...

EP, my prediction for the WVU game is WVU-20 OK-42.

Pat White will get hurt, but his backup will show up this time and do well.

They'll still get it handed to them though.

Outside chance they take all their anger out on OK and kick the shit out of them. Maybe 1% chance of that happening.

blue said...

i've thought about taking out a lawsuit against Rich Rod...he has caused me emotional distress.

keith could sue him for making the fiesta bowl tickets worthless

ToddPacker said...

my son beat the crap out me in Wii boxing last night.... he enjoyed it a little too much

tem said...

"WV is suing RR for $4 mill"

this really isn't news. He has a $4M buyout and said he wasn't going to pay. So WVU has to sue.

blue said...

TP might need to watch out for his boy as he gets older...

tem said...

TP's son is 20 right?

iamunstoppable said...

TP, make sure he learns to take out his frustrations on the women in his life instead.


(s?)

ToddPacker said...

"TP might need to watch out for his boy as he gets older..."


true

blue said...

TP, did your Wii boxing character fall and break his hip?

ToddPacker said...

"TP's son is 20 right?"


he turns 52 in september


....he's really 10

tem said...

sad day for TP when he loses to the son in video games.

you should have slept on the couch because of the shame.

ToddPacker said...

"sad day for TP when he loses to the son in video games."

he's been beating me in video games for years

blue said...

TP should move into a bigger house with a "guest" room

Beth said...

I would think losing to your kid in video games would be the norm, unless he/she was like 5 or something.

El Padrino said...

so tp's boy - chinese?

El Padrino said...

*=

kodiac said...

I would think losing to your kid in video games would be the norm, unless he/she was like 5 or something.

i2i on that

El Padrino said...

i will never lose to my kid in video games




if i have a boy someday

ToddPacker said...

"TP should move into a bigger house with a "guest" room"

i have a big house with 2 extra bedrooms, but friends usually take those beds and i take the couch... can't make the guests sleep on the couch

Beth said...

EP, your daughter will be kicking your ass in video games by the time she's TP's son's age. They grow up with a natural talent for them these days, much like texting on cellphones.

ToddPacker said...

"I would think losing to your kid in video games would be the norm, unless he/she was like 5 or something."


about 8 is when he started getting good enough to beat me

kodiac said...

i have a big house with 2 extra bedrooms

do you also drive a Dodge Stratus?

El Padrino said...

no no beth, you fail to realize what a big chooch i am and will never grow up

i beat my little cousins all the time, xmas i beat him 77 - 19 in madden and wondered how he 19 points on me

WII bowling i crushed them all
and am undefeated in boxing

ToddPacker said...

"i have a big house with 2 extra bedrooms

do you also drive a Dodge Stratus?"


funny kod... f-150

ToddPacker said...

"no no beth, you fail to realize what a big chooch i am and will never grow up"

i hear ya, ep... i'm the same way, i still win most of the time in madden and baseball, but he beats the crap out of me in all of his hoops games and hockey.... as far as the wii goes, i need a little more practice

ToddPacker said...

oh... nice chooch drop, ep

El Padrino said...

sharpen up tp
i'll have to go live and demolish your boy

blue said...

el retardo is channeling his inner Sports Ho for this column

El Padrino said...

chooch is underused

iamunstoppable said...

EP calling the kid out over Live.. nice touch.

El Padrino said...

I did lose in WII baseball

*hanging head in shame

but to my defense the little prick didnt show me how to pitch a ball in the dirt so i was just gassing it and he was waiting on it



hi, i'm 27 btw.
luckily married.
poor girl.

Beth said...

"no no beth, you fail to realize what a big chooch i am and will never grow up"

I don't know the term "chooch" but based on the use in this sentence I assume it means "dork". :-)

El Padrino said...

i destroyed everyone in tennis
that is a fun game

iamunstoppable said...

show no mercy

El Padrino said...

no, no!!!!!!!!

i am no dork and that's not what it means

chooch is like a big kid

El Padrino said...

or dummy

El Padrino said...

keef ASU got throttled

they didnt belong

sorry

Beth said...

"i destroyed everyone in tennis
that is a fun game"

I was actually playing Wii tennis last night. (I got my fiance a Wii for Christmas.) It's my favorite so far of the Wii sports games but I haven't tried bowling yet.

El Padrino said...

"If you grew up in an Italian American neighborhhood on the East coast of the U.S, you've probably called someone, or worse, been called, a chooch."

really means ass or donkey

blue said...

baseball is easier if you have the nerf Bat that you can buy as an accessory...makes it feel more like swinging a real bat.

unfortunately the tennis racket and golf club, do not add any value.

Beth said...

I think for Wii tennis you're actually at a disadvantage if you've played real tennis before. I played on my high school team and a bit since then and I kept swinging the controller almost like a real racquet when it looks like a simple flick of the wrist is much more effective.

ToddPacker said...

"i'll have to go live and demolish your boy"

still can't get the wii internet connection to work... router problems...

... what should i say to cmtp when she asks who this foul-mouthed el padrino guy is beating up our son?

oh, he's the guy that send me beer

El Padrino said...

correct beth

ToddPacker said...

i don't have the nerf stuff, i have the plastic wii bat, golf club and tennis racket... i don't like using them though

El Padrino said...

yeah tp that'll go over well

once i put the headset on i turn into an animal

i think i made a 14 year old boy in seattle cry one time

ToddPacker said...

"i think i made a 14 year old boy in seattle cry one time"

hahaahhahahaaha

Beth said...

"i think i made a 14 year old boy in seattle cry one time"

I'm trying to decide if this is (s) or (ns).

blue said...

"i think i made a 14 year old boy in seattle cry one time"

that's what she said?

El Padrino said...

NS

El Padrino said...

he definetly wimpered
cant determine if real tears were formed

i whupped his ass 6 straight times in NBA 2k8 and the last game i think went overboard on the trash talk

El Padrino said...

if i was ever asassinated you can all rest assure my last words wont be "Allah"

blue said...

i was wondering what your last words would be if you were assassinated.

mine would probably be "oh fuck"

El Padrino said...

this tiger shit is nuts

El Padrino said...

my last words would reactively be "shit"

El Padrino said...

who knows i might throw in a jesus

blue said...

i've been to the SF zoo. they have an awesome tiger area, and you can go in an watch the tigers be fed too.

Tigers are cool

tem said...

mine would be where is my $300M?!?

El Padrino said...

yeah real awesome
watch tigers jump the fence and maul people

yeah!

El Padrino said...

100

tem said...

so one kid got killed saving the other 2?

he must not have had good tiger fighting skillz.

El Padrino said...

notice how quiet i've been about tw nights Giant game

tem said...

because you know the bucs are going to win.

tem said...

your name might be "i suck at video games" and your pic might be a my little pony picture.

tem said...

oops that is next week.

i am retarded.

tem said...

i should erase my retardedness. but i won't.

Mills said...

I gotta work monday. sad face.

keith's short-man comment about zeke last night was great (how LOV avg heighth went up at least 2 inches).

Mills said...

Frank White?
-----------
Who is a former Royals 2B with 8 gold gloves and won the first ALCS MVP award?

Obscure 2B for 800 Alex?

tem said...

mills is taking a trip down memory lane.

Mills said...

my son beat the crap out me in Wii boxing last night.... he enjoyed it a little too much
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you should just be happy to have got it. cmmills and i have been looking unsuccessfully for quite a while.

kodiac said...

mine would be where is my $300M?!?

hilarious

tem said...

TP lives in a real place with real stores. Not bumfuck midwest with 1 store for the whole town.

El Padrino said...

they dont seel Wii's in the General Store up by the cornfield weazy

Mills said...

we have tried targets (3 of them) walmarts (4 of them), gamestops and a k-mart. Nothing.

El Padrino said...

bucs go down
garcia knocked us out the last two times we've face him in the playoffs

not this time

Mills said...

one target got 20 on x-mas eve, but we didn't get there until the 26th. sad.

Mills said...

i think giants lose this week (sadly) and then win against bucco's.

Mills said...

NFC East is greater than the crap the bucs have faced all season.

Mills said...

i would almost prefer ruining the pats perfect season, cuz i don't see us doing much outside of round 1.

i don't think we can hang with dallas or green bay... though a 3rd chance with the cowboys might be in our favor (beating a team 3x is tough).

tem said...

haha el pad, mills likes the same team as you.

tem said...

the bucs D will keep the Giants game close and the Bucs will pull it out at the end.

blue said...

"the Bucs will pull it out at the end."

that's what she said

El Padrino said...

i know tem dont remind me

El Padrino said...

how some loser from kansas likes the giants is beyond me

El Padrino said...

giants will make a run to the nfc championship game

they can beat dallas this time around

blue said...

EP is just all around fucked...Weazy ♥ the Giants, and Corbin ♥ the Mets...good thing cumfast doesn't ♥ the knicks.

Mills said...

i am from IOWA. I loved the Giants and LT growing up. Best Tecmo bowl teams EvAr.

Mills said...

they can beat dallas this time around
-----
what makes you think this? we have been thoroughly outplayed 2x so far...

tem said...

because Romo is banging Jessie now.

El Padrino said...

pressue
this time the giants will get timely pressure on homo

tem said...

time to eat.

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

plax practiced two days in a row

watch out asante

iamunstoppable said...

what were the rules on using "we" for a sports team?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: Being a chooch and lot losing in video games.

My 14 year old cousin was talking shit to me about Guitar Hero(it was the first time I played). So, I'm going to document my progress on video, and put it on youtube to mock him. Then, on his birthday, he will receive the greatest ass whooping of his life. And there'll be nothing he can do about it, because he knew it was coming the whole time.

AHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*not losing in video games

Keith S said...

"keef ASU got throttled

they didnt belong

sorry"

Yep. Hopefully you made up for it by loading up on the over.

Keith S said...

And FTR, I can't find a Wii anywhere in the Phoenix area either.

Keith S said...

"BREAKING NEWS: Pakistan says it has 'intelligence intercepts' that al-Qaida is behind Bhutto killing"


Shocking

blue said...

"what were the rules on using "we" for a sports team?"

I was thinking the same thing, but wasn't sure of the rules.

Keith S said...

"Al-Qaida fingered in Bhutto killing"

hehehe

El Padrino said...

keef i had texas first half like i said and the over straight up

a little booty was made but not much

iamunstoppable said...

cnn headline:

"Benazir Bhutto died from hitting her car's sunroof; no bullet or shrapnel found in her, Pakistan’s Interior Ministry says."

wha?

Mills said...

if it is your favorite team or hometown team, you can use we.

Mills said...

but you have to actually care about them.

Mills said...

or if you are an alum, then you definitely get to use we.

Keith S said...

I read yesterday that one bullet went in her neck and came out the side of her head and the other bullet went in her shoulder and out her chest. Maybe that's why they didn't find anything in her

Keith S said...

"keef i had texas first half like i said and the over straight up

a little booty was made but not much"

I didn't realize that during the week Rudy was talking shit about Texas. I fuckin hate that guy, he's awful.

blue said...

"if it is your favorite team or hometown team, you can use we"

not so much

Mills said...

"if it is your favorite team or hometown team, you can use we"

not so much
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so then, brilliant blew, what are the rules? do tell...

Keith S said...

If you play for the team or graduated from the school you can use wii

Mills said...

I didn't realize that during the week Rudy was talking shit about Texas. I fuckin hate that guy, he's awful.
--------
still probably take him and his eligibility over sam keller...

El Padrino said...

i use we all the time

the fan base is part of the team fabric

Mills said...

so by your definition, i can only say we for the hawkeyes and bulldogs.

Mills said...

what about pro teams? no "we's" allowed?

blue said...

keith laid out the rules...using "we" for a pro-sports team that you "root" for is corny as hell

Mills said...

i am fine with giving up a "we" for the royals since they aren't my team, but when the team is in your community it is easier to refer to it as that and support the city.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brewers = We

UW = We

Bucks = They

Packers = They

Marquette = They

Keith S said...

"still probably take him and his eligibility over sam keller..."

Probably not. There are a lot of the guys on the team who don't like Carpenter because of what happened with the Sam Keller situation. And Carpenter is not that good. He doesn't have a strong arm, so every pass he throws takes forever to get to the target. I don't think the job is automatically his going into spring ball next year.

JFreak said...

I wonder if there is such a place where you could buy and sell goods over the internet so you didn't have to wait for local stores to get inventory.

Oh yeah, there is.

tem said...

we stuff is circle of LOV.

kodiac said...

I use we all the time, so does pretty much everyone I know. Why is this unacceptable?

tem said...

hungry got delayed.

i am pissed.

Keith S said...

Yeah, if you're a Pats fan and you say "Holy shit, we are awesome this year." That is weird to me.

tem said...

LOV laid out the "we" rules a long time ago.

JFreak said...

unless you are on staff of the team you're talking about, "we" should not be used.

kodiac said...

just scarfed down 2 mcgriddles, a sausage mcmuffin w/ egg and a hash brown
mmmmmm

Mills said...

I wonder if there is such a place where you could buy and sell goods over the internet so you didn't have to wait for local stores to get inventory.

Oh yeah, there is.

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as always, you are an idiot.

go find a wii for its regular price of 250 on ebay. not going to happen. they are all around 500 from what i saw.

not going to happen from this front.

and most internet stores for walmart bestbuy and the like are sold out online as well.

kodiac said...

unless you are on staff of the team you're talking about, "we" should not be used.

bullshit; yall are crazy

Keith S said...

"I wonder if there is such a place where you could buy and sell goods over the internet so you didn't have to wait for local stores to get inventory.

Oh yeah, there is."

I'm not paying more than $250 for a Wii, plus shipping.

Beth said...

Saying "we" for sports teams must be a guy thing, cause I've never done it and have never even been tempted to do it. Yet guys who are much less fans than me of a team I like use "we" all the time.

Keith S said...

They don't say ya'll in Minnesota

blue said...

I think "we" is acceptable with a group of friends who are all rooting for the same team...i.e. watching a playoff game at a dudes house and saying "we really need to get a stop here".

but talking to other folks and saying "we just need to figure out how to stop brady"...doesn't make sense..how is Mills going to help Coughlin figure out how to stop Tom Brady.

Mills said...

i2i w/ keef on "wii"

i2i with Kod and Elp on "we"

kodiac said...

They don't say ya'll in Minnesota

I do

Keith S said...

RIP LoG

Mills said...

how is Mills going to help Coughlin figure out how to stop Tom Brady.
-------
i will just give him a call and let him know what i think. we a tight that way...

Keith S said...

That's what she said

El Padrino said...

rules

ha

i dont follow rules

tem said...

i should go buy some wii's and put them on ebay. all the stores here have them.

Keith S said...

This is not how I want to die

tem said...

now real hungry.

blue said...

"i should go buy some wii's and put them on ebay. all the stores here have them."

go buy some for Keith and Weazy

Keith S said...

I'll trade you 2 WVU tix for a Wii

blue said...

it's so hot in PHX people are just catching on fire?

El Padrino said...

in times square toys r us they have a wall of wii's


NS

El Padrino said...

just ask jug

El Padrino said...

BC is a uber-lock today

Keith S said...

That would be great if I lived near Times Square

JFreak said...

To answer the question in the title...

Rev's bacon is in his intestine.

El Padrino said...

what if i brought a couple and mailed them to you guys for a small fee?

Keith S said...

I'll wait, thanks

El Padrino said...

suit yourself

El Padrino said...

$300 flat and i'll throwin a bottle of beer

cant beat that with a bat!

Mills said...

me too -- i am doing my daily calls of all the local walmarts. might have a winner only about 3 miles from my house.

kodiac said...

that's a hell of a deal

ns

Keith S said...

If I was going to pay $300 for one I would have just bought one online. Unless the bottle of beer is worth $30 or something.

kodiac said...

If I was going to pay $300 for one I would have just bought one online.

Mills said they've been sold out online everywhere as well. (except of course, ebay, where you can probably get one for 350 or so)

Mills said...

its not a bad deal. i just don't want to wait for it in the mail...

blue said...

we have them here...they had a lot of them in Alabama

blue said...

i know that doesn't help anyone

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