Friday, December 14, 2007

El Padrino's Weekly Betting Guide

Shoulda grabbed a copy of the Daily News this morning. Front pic is Clemens and Petitte with a simple headline : Cheaters. Love it.

Fuck you Clemens. You never failed a test. No shit. There was no testing when you did steroids. Your a liar, your a whore. Kill yourself. Nice example you set for your boys. Dirtbag.
Barry never failed a test either. Take that for what it is.

If Knobluach couldn't throw the ball from 2nd to first what was steroids going to do?
I think 6 or 7 of the 2000 Yankees are on that list. Mets are the real champs.

Raiders start Jamarcus Russell already wtf?
Kobe is happy. I'm happy your happy Kobe.
If Miami beats Baltimore does Billick get an extension?

Picks - Overall 60-61-2
Lot's of big road favorites this week.

Philly +10 over DALLAS ($100)

NFC East = SEC
Remember when I said I always like to take the points in a SEC vs SEC game? Same rule applies here. I would even go as far as taking the Skins over the Giants but Todd Collins? Stop it, you know I don't speak Spanish.


Packers -9 over St. LOO ($250)

Packers giving 9? In a dome? I'd give 14 in this game. Packers have a running game and a defense. Two things that are essential to winning on the road. Espeacially against a bad team. Stay with me on this one, it will be close til about the 3 minute mark in the 3rd quarter.



SAINTS -4 over Cards ($200)

Saints are marching for that 2nd playoff spot and Brees is playing lights out right now. He throws for about 350 this week.

Tease the Pats, Colts and Packers ($250). I mean it doesn't get any easier ok? I'm literally handing you money on this one.

Jessica Simpsons flapjacks are in Tony Romo's face right now.

Must be nice.

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tem said...

first?

tem said...

wow its been awhile since i've been on top.

tem said...

that's what she said.

tem said...

word

tem said...

premie

tem said...

super premie

tem said...

damn, it's over.

Beth said...

As always, leave it to a woman to shut Tem down...

tem said...

i shut it down myself.

tem said...

but if anyone had to get inbetween me and total domination i am glad it was you beth.

tem said...

i watched hot shots part deux yesterday. it was on and was good enough.

it has held up pretty well.

Jugdish said...

elp...I did not take the over in last night's game...good thing too.

tem said...

since i can't watch the thursday games i just totally forget about them.

Jugdish said...

Well Houston played so its hard to avoid around here.

It was battle red day, so they wore red jerseys and pants...looked God awful.

Jugdish said...

Props to Mario Williams too!

Jugdish said...

Did you see that Vick wrote a letter to the judge trying to get a lighter sentence? I wonder if it was written in crayon to try and get more sympathy.

tem said...

what was the O/U set at?

Jugdish said...

Do you see those little Blogger icons by our screen names today?

Have those always been there?

tem said...

i saw that jug. it probably made the judge come down harder on him.

Jugdish said...

47

El Padrino said...

elp...I did not take the over in last night's game...good thing too.

stop it, missed by two points, if broncos didnt suck asshole

El Padrino said...

faggots, i missed it but took texans 2nd half so that was nice

Jugdish said...

Yes, but the Broncos DO suck asshole.

Everytime I watch them, which is not often, they seem to move the ball well between the 20's...just can't get in the end zone.

tem said...

no they are new.

tem said...

i don't know why the hell they are there now though.

Jugdish said...

They are annoying.

ToddPacker said...

Token TCS comment for the day:

damn tps robbed me of a standing-O LoV day yesterday... funny comments

Jugdish said...

We were playing for you yesterday TP.

El Padrino said...

BBB check it

Jugdish said...

So what is this Mitchell report everyone seems to be talking about?

Is that right? Mitchell report?

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

awesome EP

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

that store made Ghettopoly too. i got one 'a dem. funny stuff.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

the blogger icon licks balls

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

i dropped dirty

Jugdish said...

This is true:

Roger Clemens is the guest speaker this year at the Texas High School Baseball Coaches Association meeting in Waco, Texas. He is giving a 45 minute lecture entitled “MY RIGOROUS WORKOUT REGIMINE – HOW I PLAYED SO LONG”

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

ease on down, ease on down the rooooad..

tem said...

i hope he talks about roids.

tem said...

"taking it in the ass made me play longer" a speech by Roger Clemens.

El Padrino said...

jug that's disgusting

Jugdish said...

Part of me wants to go so I can heckle. Then when they escort me out I can yell "Don't taze me bro!!"

I'd be killing two birds with one stone there.

tem said...

fucking blogger thing fucks with TCS big time.

tem said...

its on last posts stuff now too.

blue said...

fuck the blogger icon, it's gay

blue said...

taking the mother-in-law blue to the airport today....there is much rejoicing...all praise to allah

tem said...

tcs from yesterday:

Zeke 175 22.76%
Blue 117 15.21%
Jug 88 11.44%
tem 80 10.40%
El Pad 74 9.62%
freak 61 7.93%
Keith 50 6.50%
Deke 36 4.68%
BBB 23 2.99%
Kod 20 2.60%
Spiff 19 2.47%
Tyler 14 1.82%
Beth 10 1.30%
TP 2 0.26%

tem said...

but that means you have to change more diapers now.

tem said...

so far today:

tem 21 45.65%
Jug 12 26.09%
BBB 5 10.87%
El Pad 4 8.70%
Blue 2 4.35%
Beth 1 2.17%
TP 1 2.17%

blue said...

no, my child does not need to have her diaper changed, she is a product of perfect genes, and thus has evolved into a shitless person...she's the anti-deke


(s)

tem said...

well thanks blue, that means a lot to me, you complimenting my genes like that.

El Padrino said...

mother in law has to go

pronto

El Padrino said...

shitty diaper changing >>>>> mother in law in yo grill 24/7

tem said...

that's why my dream girl is a hot orphan.

no mother in law.
hot.
is just excited to have a home of her own.

Jugdish said...

is just excited to have a home of her own.


hilarious

El Padrino said...

hot orphan, good call

tem said...

i've never met a hot orphan though.

Jugdish said...

They exist only in our mind.

Jugdish said...

Tip of the day:

Pay cash for your HGH.

Jugdish said...

small, unmarked bills too.

Jugdish said...

no paypal

tem said...

i use my credit card.

tem said...

those aren't traceable right?

El Padrino said...

i am legend

Jugdish said...

Radomski: What's that?
Jug: Those are IOU's. Those are as good as money!

tem said...

i just had to plan my own surprise party.

tem said...

or at least the whole "how do I get me there without me knowing it is a surprise party"

El Padrino said...

i forgot

i am legend = 28 days later cept in nyc

tem said...

espn should have made good that dodge car for the chick simmons missed the shot for.

they got a whole segment out of it for that dumb show which is probably worth a dodge.

tem said...

surprise, tem did not see 28 days later.

tem said...
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tem said...

also, i won't watch iam legend if they kill the dog.

which i am pretty sure they do.

Keith S said...

IT'S FRIIIIIDAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

no dog killing, after the vick thing no dogs are allowed to be killed on screen

tem said...

i will wait and see.

i don't like it when animals get killed.

only humans.

Jugdish said...

Its funny how him AND his dog are immune to the virus...but no one else is.

That's good news for the dog Tem.

Keith S said...

The survival pool should be interesting this week.



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tem said...

i just checked Imdb.com

it sounds like the dog definitely dies.

tem said...

jug it seems like only humans are infected.

that lion and deer from the previews were not infected either.

Jugdish said...

You would think that someone who is a personal trainer and a supplier of steroids to professional athletes would look a little more fit than this guy.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

my favorite part of Old Yeller was when he got capped.

NS

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I think part of the evidence against Bonds in his indictment was that he failed a test. ns

El Padrino said...

i'm over all this shit
like i said, it's the steorids era and suprisingly, i'm ok with it

i'm no purist, i only believe in beanballs and no dh
other than that if everyone is taking steroids then so be it
since there is no test for HGH, then oh well, i'm not a medical scientist

El Padrino said...

baseball is still a complicated game with or without steroids

i dont know of a steroid that helps you swing the bat at the right time or pull a ball or go the other way

and for pitchers you still need to locate and grip the baseball properly

El Padrino said...

steroids in football bothers me more

NS

Jugdish said...

I think that is the point of the Mitchell report...to move on so to speak.

Sure they listed players, some were big names but no surprises. The players listed were stars and scrubs to show that anyone can be suspect.

MLB's testing program has gotten much better and they are catching more people. They need to seriously consider the recommendations from the report and just move on.

As far as punishments go, I don't really see how you can punish the people listed in the report. Punish people who fail tests. The punishments for those in the list are the negative press, questions about their accomplishments, and a bad rep.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

EP all valid points about the degree of difficulty in MLB.

would Clemens have 7 Cy's w/o the juice?

would Bonds have hit 73 and broken Hank's record?

All-time records are tainted. Brings the sport down in my eyes.

Is it a big deal that Jason Grimsley had enough roids in his system on a daily basis that could have killed a mini zorse? No. But it is a big deal about the all-time records.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I agree Jug, MLB should "draw a line in the sand" and enact a serious policy.

1st positive test = 1 year

2nd = banned for life

raise the stakes

El Padrino said...

all the people that wrote checks should be prosecuted

100%

they bought illegal drugs on the black market, if i were a FBI agent i'd have 8 simple arrests and cases for my collar sheet

if Jugdish sent El Padomski a check and El Padomski sent Jugdish a bag of Winstrol both Jugdish and El Padomski would be in the clink

beleetdat

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and Mario Williams' sacks were coverage sacks, he wasn't LT out there destroying QB's.

still a great game for him though.

Jugdish said...

"All-time records are tainted. Brings the sport down in my eyes."

That's their punishment though Zeke. You're right, we'll never know what they would have accomplished. We'll also never know who took them and who didn't.

The casual fan may forget in a few years, but I look at this as a big black eye for MLB that will never go away, kind of like the Black Sox. Many people don't even know what the Black Sox were all about, but they know it was bad.

tem said...

just make them legal and be done with it.

El Padrino said...

clemens 7 cy's yes
bonds record no

i hate it too zeke but the record stands because the pitchers that wee throwing the pitches to Barroid were on the shit too (not all of them but how can we ever know)

the playing field was level, it was the steroids era

Roger Maris is king.

tem said...

put whatever you want into your system.

but if you die from it don't cry about it.

Jugdish said...

Also, Canseco said A-Rod got off easy and he can't believe he wasn't on the report. You know MLB is happy about that too since he is a real threat to break the all time HR record.

El Padrino said...

jail the dudes with checks

now.

jail them

tem said...

void all records since 1996.

nothing in the last 11 years counts at all.

El Padrino said...

canseco, what is he everywhere?
how the fuck does he know all these players were on the shit?

Keith S said...

"clemens 7 cy's yes"

That's tough to say because he was awful for a few years before he went to Toronto and started the juice

Jugdish said...

RE: Mario Williams

I'm happy for him for all this crap he has taken.

El Padrino said...

gaylord perry threw spitballs
so what

jug mentioned the black sox
same thing

steroid era
black eye indeed

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I wouldn't care at all about this if Selig and the Owners and Fehr and the Players acted like they cared more about cleaning things up.

Both sides have been in serious CYA mode for far too long.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Clemens was awful for his last 3 years in Boston, then in Toronto he morphs back into Cy Young.

El Padrino said...

and pete rose comes out looking like a saint

sure he bet on baseball but he always bet to win #1 and #2 at least he played the game the right way, which is where the true integrity of the sport should lie

Rose got hits and ran the bases and played defense on natural juice, called guts.

Jugdish said...

Selig never officially said he messed up, but the fact that he had to have someone outside of baseball come in and look at this speaks volumes on that. It basically says, "Help, I'm in over my head!"

Fehr said "maybe we could have done more in retrospect." Ya think dickhead? I like how the players union didn't cooperate at all, and then complained that they weren't consulted.

El Padrino said...

i can buy the clemens thing
it's just a split fingered fastball still needs the proper grip, i guess if you pick up 2 or 3 MPH on it it breaks better

potatoe potato

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

shit EP, roids gotta give u more than 2-3 mph

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Bud is part of the reason MLB will never supplant the NFL, he's incompetant.

Even though Roger Goodell has only been on the job for 2 seasons, at least you get the feeling that he won't fuck things up.

El Padrino said...

players union really sucks in regards to this topic

much like real life unions that tell you to not work (strikes) and mandatory breaks and all this other shit

lazy fucks

BROTHER THOMAS said...

a little jalapeno in your nose will give you 2-3 MPH.

Keith S said...

"sure he bet on baseball but he always bet to win #1 and #2 at least he played the game the right way, which is where the true integrity of the sport should lie"

I'm a Pete Rose fan, but after everything he's lied about, I'm not convinced when he says he only bet on his team to win. But you're right about how he played the game.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

its gotta be a significant amount, otherwise ma'fuggers wouldnt be taking em

what 45 yr old man do u know can kick ass in sports like a 25 year old.. that shit aint add up.

El Padrino said...

"shit EP, roids gotta give u more than 2-3 mph"

bbb he already was throwing 94-95 even when he sucked for those last 3 years in boston, now a splitter to go from 88 to 94, you got me there

BROTHER THOMAS said...

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!

El Padrino said...

in other words, valid point

Jugdish said...

Does anyone know what the normal punishment for tasking steroids is, let's say for someone like Tem?

El Padrino said...

yeah keef but can you see him betting otherwise
on everything i'v always read about rose is that he fucking hates to lose just as much as Jordan (my comparasion)

El Padrino said...

federal offense jug
if found guilty depending on the amount punishable up to 5 years in jail

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Does anyone know what the normal punishment for tasking steroids is, let's say for someone like Tem?

Death

Keith S said...

Yeah Nolan Ryan was still striking dudes out in his mid-40s but his ERA wasn't great and he wasn't dominating the league.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

fehr/selig, et al.. were makin mad fucking money so they didnt care. for them to deny any clue at all about this is an obvious sham to anybody with half a brain. kick them the hell out too.

El Padrino said...

HGH is a belly button shot?

ouch

fuck that

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

Hell begins....today.

Fuck work.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

and jail anybody who ever has bought a MKB licensed product, cause they contributed too

s

Jugdish said...

Well you know these guys aren't going to jail. Tem might, but not these guys.

I'd be willing to bet for a first offense there would be no jail time, depending on the severity of the offense of course.

Keith S said...

"yeah keef but can you see him betting otherwise
on everything i'v always read about rose is that he fucking hates to lose just as much as Jordan (my comparasion)"

True, but getting huge $$ for losing would take away some of that sting.

Jugdish said...

Selig does need to be removed...no doubt. Usually someone who fucks up that bad has the common sense to step down.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

nice "et al." drop

ns

El Padrino said...

selig is a retard

BROTHER THOMAS said...

selig is the retarded version of Mr. Burns.

Keith S said...

Retard?

El Padrino said...

have you seen my baseball

Keith S said...

Remember when the dumbest thing he did was let an All-Star game end in a tie?

Those were the days.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

somebody needs to throw Mr and Mrs Clemens in PMITA prison too, cause they started him on the juice in Little League.

check the stats!!

tem said...

i wouldn't be able to get a doctor, or a dentist for that matter, to prescribe the stuff for me legally.

so i would have to buy it illegally.

i would be in jail 5-10 for sure.

tem said...

but until i got caught i would tear up the rec league softball and flag football leagues.

tem said...

these ath a letes still get the bad side effects right?

tiny nuts or whatever.

El Padrino said...

"but until i got caught i would tear up the rec league softball and flag football leagues."

but your plowing days would be over
gerbil nuts

El Padrino said...

EYE
2
EYE

Keith S said...

Lady and gentlemen your 13th hottest athlete's wife/gf of 2007

Keith S said...

SFW

El Padrino said...

yuck
id do her though

tem said...

tiny nuts not worth the excellence in flag football and rec league softball.

tiny nuts would be worth $20M a year though. as long as it still worked.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

Selig is in fact a retard and a horrible owner, but he did give us the wild card. 18 teams were in contention at the start of September this season.

And again, I don't give 2 shits about the whole PED issue.

tem said...

for old times sake i'd do her for sure. i'd want brianna banks there too though.

briana? brianna? however it is spelt.

Jugdish said...

You give a lot more than 2 shit per day...you can't spare a couple on this issue?

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

Having Brianna there would be good. Or Tera Patrick

El Padrino said...

memo from the bitter met fan dept.

In the 2000 World Series, the only non-steroid using Yankee starter (El Duque), was the only game the Mets won. Pettitte twice, Clemens and Neagle. Tainted.

El Padrino said...

tera has beautiful tits

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I wish I brought some SA Winter Lager to work today.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

My shits have been way down this week since we've been so busy.

Like 2 a day.

El Padrino said...

NBC's list that was wrong apparentely

BROTHER THOMAS said...

too busy to shit?

did you drop duke in your pants and keep rolling?

if so, I respect that.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

I need a SG in FNBA, just so everybody knows.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

deke, LOF.

let's get a deal done kid.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

NBC stole from Deadspin, huh? so we're one degree of Kevin Bacon from being a credible news source..

we got some work to do..

BROTHER THOMAS said...

"My 40 time improved because I trained with Teej, not because of PEDs" by Eric Gagne

Keith S said...

deke
I sent you an offer.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

tempting

El Padrino said...

this bitch is telling me she's fucking rocco dispirito

BROTHER THOMAS said...

BAM!

tem said...

does my team have shooting guards?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

deke - Paul for Howard


lock it up

tem said...

quick lunch today.

tem said...

paul is a point guard.

El Padrino said...

she's the only girl on our floor that i would do romance explosion on and wouldnt feel like i fucked a donkey the next morning, meaning she's decent, about a 7.2

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

7.2 is usually pretty solid

El Padrino said...

yeah it's ok
i'm harsh

El Padrino said...

pizza time!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Deke - sent an offer...your way.

tem said...

who is rocco dispirito?

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

at least it'd be an upgrade from your 6.2 wife..

(chest lb., one love EP)

El Padrino said...

well played sir

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

bumpsetspike

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

where's Lizzy and her sandy vageen?

Mills said...

For Freak trying to know what "Hearsay" is.

The reason Mitchell's report would be hearsay is because he would be in court trying to say what Larry Bigbie and whoever else said. Not ability to cross-examine or question Larry/whoever else.

Larry Bigbie testifying in Court about his conversation with whoever is NOT hearsay.

Lawyered bitch. (note: i really am just quoting marshall from how i met your mother on that -- i don't really like the saying all that much).

Mills said...

what's with these new orange B things?

Jugdish said...

blogger is fucking with us.

tem said...

didn't kod already define heresay?

the B things suck. we all hate them.

tem said...

even i hate them and i really don't hate anything usually.

tem said...

i read BBBs comment as saying el pad had a 6 foot 2 inch wife.

damn that is tall for a chick.

Jugdish said...

She can give elp a noogie.

Mills said...

Stecker or Maroney for my flex spot this week?

tem said...

maroney

El Padrino said...

i like long legs

El Padrino said...

maroney is a dog
stecker

Mills said...

maroney lost a game to corbin for me last week (not good).

i am down on him. but it is supposed to be a blizzard in NE, so...

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

"i am down on him."


...............

tem said...

maroney is due.

El Padrino said...

maroney is due

hahahahahahaha

biggest joke of the fantasy year

good one tem
i've been saying that since week 5

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

Jose Canseco is the white trash Al Sharpton

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Canseco > Sharpton

El Padrino said...

spic

Jugdish said...

The news flash on the Rome show just said the players in the report got Mitch slapped.

Tyler said...

El P needs to go to LoV sensitivity training.

Tyler said...

Splash page on ESPN's MLB page says "Taint Job". Um, they ARE aware that "Taint" has a another meaning, right?

Tyler said...

Eckstein to the Jays for 1 year/$4.5 million.

Tyler said...

Hey, um, when did Delmon Young get traded. He was going to be a keeper in one of my leagues.

blue said...

and Back....


regarding Pete Rose, there was always rumors he was on "greenies" (amphetamines) which everyone was on back then...so he wasn't just all heart.

but I ♥ Pete Rose

BROTHER THOMAS said...

at least a week ago T, maybe 2.

blue said...

"Hey, um, when did Delmon Young get traded."

like 2 weeks ago...i'm sure you can still "keep" him though

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