Monday, December 24, 2007

Crocodile on my feet, fox fur on my back, bow tie 'round my neck...

That's why they call me the gangsta mack in da Cadillac.


I'm not too sure where I should go to get the ball rolling. Expect a lot of fragments as opposed to complete sentences.
So far, I got a nice deep-fryer for christmas.

It looks like Blue has me in the Keeper Championship, although I'm not sure if it's over or not.

The Grim continues to dominate the FNBA league.


Beth's Bowl Pick 'Em lead was short lived.

I had my first taste of Guitar Hero tonight. I'm going to buy that shit, and destroy my cousin. I promised him that for his birthday. Problem is, I need to play the standard guitar controller cross-handed. So, if I actually get the guitar, I may have to hacksaw it apart and play with it as 2 completely separate pieces. I need to use my right hand on the "frets" and my left on the strumming/whammy side.

I'm not going to talk about College FB, as you all may or may not have assumed.

I'm not really prepared for this post, as I've been overwhelmed with work and still have to work on Monday.

I stated on the Sunday thread that I may or may not do a weekly Fantasy update. I'm leaning towards not.

I don't know how Tem and Iam put together nice-sized posts on a weekly basis. That may very well be related to attendance of college, since you need to BS your way through reports and papers and shit like that. I'll work on it, I swear.

As I look at this as I type it, I realize how terribly short it is. I guess I might put down random thoughts as the week goes on, and save them as a draft. Then again, maybe not. This is my little forum, and I'll do what I want with it. I'll do my best not to bore everybody with my local sports teams, since nobody else give too much of a shit about Milwaukee. But don't get it twisted, when pitchers and catchers report in fortysome days, there will be plenty of Brewers talk in this little space. Don't blame me, blame EP, TP, The Weasel, Rev, Blue, Tyler, and especially Freak. I guess you could throw Tem in there, even though I'm not convinced he really gives a shit about the Pirates.

That's all I've got for the moment. I'm sure it'll come easier as I grow more accustomed to the routine.


Hi, Bill.



Fuck off, Shamford. Burn, baby, burn.



R.I.P. MVN, EB, MOV, Champ



Keep it real, CEO WC.

160 comments:

Keith S said...

deke is bigtime now

Keith S said...

Congrats in the Y! league, blue

iamunstoppable said...

i'm at work and it's xmas eve morning. eff me.

meiz is posting. zeke quit. rev posted.

mmmmmmmkay.

tem said...

"i'm at work and it's xmas eve morning. eff me"

ditto.

tem said...

good post deke.

ns.

El Padrino said...

way to pop that cherry

El Padrino said...

can someone explain what happend to ezekiel please

i'm lost

El Padrino said...

is this tcs time?

El Padrino said...

just incase it is i will make a z baby

tem said...

zeke quit.

nobody knows why.

tem said...

it is not tcs time.

next round is 1-2 -- 1-4

tem said...

theories for zeke quitting include:

secret bet with someone
fmzeke made him
TCS made him quit.

El Padrino said...

Oh shit,




NASH TRADED TO LAKERS FOR KOBE








*bait

tem said...

that is good bait.

El Padrino said...

my seafood intake tonight will be toxic

El Padrino said...

if that dont bring him out nothing will

El Padrino said...

let me be the 1st or 3rd or 6th to say

RIP ZEKE

you will be missed.

NS

tem said...

Walk Hard, $4.1M.

Flop.

tem said...

that makes you about 4th, 5th or 6th.

El Padrino said...

and in memorium of my fallen brother, my salute:

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

RIP Ezekiel Erasmus Thomas.
You were a magnificent son of a bitch.

tem said...

so i bought a shirt at macy's and they left the security tag on it.

do i just rip that shit off or will it put blue ink or something on my shirt??

tem said...

ps- i wondered why the alarm went off when i was walking out.

i assumed it was someone else stealing something.

El Padrino said...

tem you gotta bring it back
that shit will squirt out

sorry to hear that

El Padrino said...

and ftr

assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups

tem said...

i will have to go back in like a week or more when shit is less crowded.

tem said...

i might bitch a lot too and see if i can get $5 or something.

but i probably won't.

tem said...

yeah like you assumed zeke would be posting today.

El Padrino said...

definetly bitch

iamunstoppable said...

i'll pour out my 40 of egg nog for our fallen homie...

El Padrino said...

i brought in homeade Srtufili today

Strufili = Honeyballs

El Padrino said...

and guitar hero is good but it lost me after about an hour

El Padrino said...

correct spelling is Struffoli
oly if you just got off the boat would you know that

tem said...

i don't trust honey.

bees make it.

how the fuck??

tem said...

i have 0 interest in guitar hero.

if i wanted to play the guitar i'd buy the guitar.

El Padrino said...

honey

tem said...

i still do not trust the manufacturing skillz of bees.

El Padrino said...

just like i dont trust people with red hair

El Padrino said...

freaks

tem said...

honey = bee puke.

El Padrino said...

no,
they take it from the nectar of a flower
if anything

honey = flower cum

tem said...

" In the hive the bees use their "honey stomachs" to ingest and regurgitate the nectar a number of times until it is partially digested[13]. It is then stored in the honeycomb. "

El Padrino said...

you got me there

ok for lunch i brought in some sopresseta, italian bread, fresh mozzarela and ham

tem said...

honey is tasty though, i will give you that.

tem said...

i used to have red hair.

then it turned blonde.

then it fell out.

El Padrino said...

tonight's menu

antipasto
crab legs in a fish marinara sauce
cold seafood salad
scungilli
baked clams
stuffed squid
lobster tails
filet mignon
rice balls
shrimp scampi
calzones

needless to say i'm pumped

tem said...

that is a mighty fine menu.

tem said...

my menu for tonight:

El Padrino said...

waiting tem.....

tem said...

that's it.

there is nothing on the menu.

iamunstoppable said...

i'll be eating dinner with El Pad this evening

El Padrino said...

everyone is invited

tem said...

i might get wendy's or something.

tem said...

so just for private detective purposes is zeke chandler AZ, or is that keef?

gotta keep track to see when he is watching.

El Padrino said...

tem tomorrow big dinner?

JFreak said...

"theories for zeke quitting include:"

he's a pussy.

JFreak said...

I won both of the championships I was in.

what what.

JFreak said...

The Colts undefeated run in 2005 wasn't this annoying, was it?

iamunstoppable said...

no

JFreak said...

Okay, good. 'Cause I knew they covered the story a lot, but it's hard to tell if it's bad when you're a fan.

This Patriots stuff is just ungodly.

tem said...

tomorrow i am going home to WV.

it'll be ham and some other stuff.

tem said...

The Pats are undefeated???????????

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm here, too.

iamunstoppable said...

chicken mcnuggets is where its at

tem said...

deke good post.

iamunstoppable said...

yeah solid first one, Dookie

welcome to the team of ultimate failures

JFreak said...

See, it's harder than you would think to come up with stuff to post.

El Padrino said...

it wasnt that short

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why must people smile from ear to ear when they come in here?

El Padrino said...

market closes at 1pm today

yipee

tem said...

smiling is good for you.

tem said...

we get to leave at noon.

not sure how that affects my 11:30 lunch.

i guess it cancels it...

El Padrino said...

taking a 1130 lunch when your office closes @ 12 is something for the legends

JFreak said...

Tem, say you're going to the bathroom at 11:30 and just leave.

If someone asks, you went to the bathroom at your house/favorite resturant.

tem said...

it is possible that i will still go to lunch at 11:30.

El Padrino said...

the only game that matters this playoffs is NE/INDY

hate to say it

outside of my rooting interest of course

El Padrino said...

tracking santa

Keith S said...

"just like i dont trust people with red hair"

And if they have red hair and are left-handed, fuck, they're like an alien

Keith S said...

"so just for private detective purposes is zeke chandler AZ, or is that keef?"

That's me

tem said...

carrot top is probably left handed.

Keith S said...

Reports have been confirmed that I am going to be the next coach of WVU

tem said...

i just looked at the keeper league.

damn did my team give up a lot of points.

El Padrino said...

CONGRATS!

tem said...

that'll work keith.

just make sure you beat pitt.

Keith S said...

I think I'm going to see I Am Legend today? Anyone see that yet?

Keith S said...

I mean anyone here. I'm sure millions have seen it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have nothing to bring. I was completely bombed last night

tem said...

"Rocker Eddie Van Halen and actress Valerie Bertinelli are officially divorced"

i did not know they were married.

tem said...

umm, shocking news, but tem has not seen it.

tem said...

"Jessica Simpson's new film Blonde Ambition made less than $400 when it opened in eight Texas theatres on Friday"


hahahaha $400.

JFreak said...

I hope the Browns make it in the playoffs.

JFreak said...

I bet I could make a movie that made over $400 bucks.

El Padrino said...

spiff saw it keef
said it was solid

Keith S said...

I wish this was on YouTube

blue said...

""Jessica Simpson's new film Blonde Ambition made less than $400 when it opened in eight Texas theatres on Friday"

that's the one that is supposed to go straight to DVD

blue said...

oh yeah, and fuck boise state for not showing up until the 2nd half yesterday.

played without their #1RB and #1WR but still should have stomped ECU

tem said...

from that link:

""They asked me, 'Are they Santa's helpers gone crazy?' and I said `No, they are just idiots,'" she was reported saying."

tem said...

"It wasn't the first time a marauding horde of drunken Santas has terrorized New Zealand."

tem said...

yeah it went straight to DVD, but got limited release in texas.

tem said...

i'd see it if she was nekkid.

Keith S said...

Yeah, fuck Boise. I'm glad I didn't put 32 confidence points on them

tem said...

Boise state was just happy to be there.

They can't compete with a powerhouse like ECU.

tem said...

my 32pter is OSU/LSU game.

that way I can either crash and burn or come back at the end.

blue said...

FNFL recap:

it looks like I'll beat Keith and Meiz in the Yahoo! and Keeper league championships...hooray, i win...nothing.

my money league team, championship i'm down 3 points with Travis Henry and Antonio Gates going tonight against the SD defense...I think i've got a decent shot.

blue said...

"Yeah, fuck Boise. I'm glad I didn't put 32 confidence points on them"

yeah, it essentially ruined my shot at winning the bowl pickem

Keith S said...

Does Holtz son coach ECU?

tem said...

blue you should win that.

gates + henry > SD D + 3



too bad i just jinxed you.

Keith S said...

Tony Sheffler is going to have 12 receptions for 180 yds and 2 TDs tonight.

JFreak said...

Every few weeks the chargers d throws out a 20 point game.

I'd be slightly worried.

blue said...

Clemens says he's "almost numb" to the steroid accusations?

put "numbing" as another one of the side effects of shooting roids into your ass.

JFreak said...

My 32 points is Indiana.

tem said...

too bad he isn't mad as he's ever been.

then the roid rage jokes would write themselves.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Seriously. We are obnoxiously busy today. GO THE FUCK HOME, PEOPLE.

blue said...

my money league QB was Eli...and his -5 points from yesterday was a huge help...fuck eli.

fuck schaub for always being hurt...and fuck me for not starting Damon Huard...if i lose..if I win, Eli will hoist the championship trophy and kiss it and ride in the front float of the parade.

Keith S said...

I shot steroids into Clemens' ass. But I don't wanna talk about it.

Keith S said...

"Seriously. We are obnoxiously busy today. GO THE FUCK HOME, PEOPLE."

How many people have asked "Can you deliver this by tomorrow?"

Keith S said...

blue is out of the survival pool. Me vs. TP in the last week

El Padrino said...

why did bryant young get carried off the field?

JFreak said...

last home game.


EVAR.

Keith S said...

The best circle drawer

JFreak said...

hungry time.

tem said...

time to go home.

blue said...

who did i pick in the suicide pool?

tampa?

iamunstoppable said...

"They were all dressed as Santa and shouting `Ho (expletive) ho.'"

Keith S said...

yea

El Padrino said...

merry xmas tem

blue said...

at least this little 2 game win streak by the niners has made the patriots 1st round pick a little lower...not 2nd...right now it's 8th.

El Padrino said...

Martial arts master and star of movies and television, Chuck Norris, is suing a New York publishing company along with a Brown University student who established an Internet site that passes along purported facts about him. The Norris-facts phenomena is a longtime Internet meme and the actor says that he doesn't mind when sites continue it as long as they are non-commercial. Ian Roberts, the Brown student who operates one Norris-facts site, teamed up with teamed up with Penguin publishing to market a book compiling the humorous two-liners.

blue said...

how could a kid at Brown be so stupid as to think he could make $$$ off of somebody else's celebrity?

El Padrino said...

full norris article

blue said...

ok, time to start christmas shopping, you all have a great christmas, and I hope you all get everything you wish for from santa....except for zeke, because he's a quitter. (s)

Keith S said...

Good time to start shopping. There's probably nobody at the stores.

s

Keith S said...

Have a good xmas

El Padrino said...

aiight blue

El Padrino said...

well

iamunstoppable said...

still bitter about being here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Seriously. We are busy as fuck. I'm pissed.

Keith S said...

Merry Christmas Scott Skiles. Now get lost

El Padrino said...

wow
he was a darling coach last year

hahahaaaa

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Skiles got fired?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"antipasto
crab legs in a fish marinara sauce
cold seafood salad
scungilli
baked clams
stuffed squid
lobster tails
filet mignon
rice balls
shrimp scampi
calzones"



I want to be in EP's family.

iamunstoppable said...

so they'd rather have no coach than have him for their primetime Xmas day game...

it hurts.

El Padrino said...

yeah deke
it's serious, serious stuff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yow. Boise was my 31 pointer.

El Padrino said...

boise was my 30 pointer
but cincy was my 31

JFreak said...

From the Chuck Norris article:

"We should probably add that the reputation of Chuck Norris can not be blackened. Only his enemies' eyes can be blackened by the fists of Chuck Norris."

El Padrino said...

keef you got balls picking byu as your 32 pointer

JFreak said...

I suck.

I forgot to pick like 3 games.

iamunstoppable said...

out @ 2. praise muhammad ali.

iamunstoppable said...

hope tree fires ruin everyone's christmas.


blessed be.

El Padrino said...

peace out bbb

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

comment

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just want to go home

Keith S said...

"keef you got balls picking byu as your 32 pointer"

BYU was on about a 9 game winning streak and they usually play well in bowls. And UCLA lost to fuckin ND this year and they don't have a coach. I thought is was going to be a blowout. I got a little lucky at the end

JFreak said...

ND is on a longer winning streak than either team in the national championship game.

I'm just sayin'...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nice. GF got me Guitar Hero

Keith S said...

At least ND won't lose another bowl game this year

JFreak said...

"At least ND won't lose another bowl game this year"

True dat.

El Padrino said...

merry xmas boys
i'm halfway til drunk

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm interested to read Tem's christmas column.

I hope it doesn't suck.

NS


I'm drunk.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I had to give up on Guitar Hero at Clapton's(Cream's) 'Crossroads'. Too drunk for that one. It was the 1st real challenge.

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