Friday, December 21, 2007

Bowl Cut

Remember the Bowl cuts? Take a bowl, place it over your head, shave around it. People or kids actually rocked that. Wow. Well this is not going to be anything like that. If you like college football this is what you need right now. A complete Bettors guide to this year's slate of Bowl games. Only on the best sports blog running.

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl brough to you feces
FAU -3 over Memphis - Memphis "D" is " ". Meaning not there, kind of like Irk Nowitzski. Get it? FAU and Memphis can score but FAU will get more stops.

Papajohns.com Bowl, brought to you by bad pizza
Cincy -11 over Southern Miss
Brian Kelly will be auditioning for another job with this blow out. Cincy had thier best year yet. Blowout alert.

New Mexico Bowl brought to you by Pemican Beef Jerky
Nevada +3 over New Mexico
Becasue the RB is out. Nothing more nothing less.

Pioneer Las Vegas Bowl brought to you by fake titties
BYU -6 over UCLA
BYU will exact revenge for a 22-17 loss to UCLA in week 2 of this season. BYU riding a 9 game win streak.

Hawaii Bowl brought to you by Spiff
Boise St. -11 over East Carolina
Bad draw for East Carolina. Take the over here too.

Motor City Bowl brought to you by murder
Central Michigan +9.5 over Purdue
I love the Chippewas in bowl games. I like typing and saying Chippewas. Chippewas stay competitive and might pull out a win. Purdue has a three bowl losing streak.

Pacific Life Holiday Bowl brought to you by Mack Brown's shortcomings
ASU +1.5 over Texas
Erickson > Mack Brown. Texas gives up some nice yards vs the pass. This game will be close but ASU will win the 4th quarter.

Champs Sports Bowl brought to you by 5 for $20 crappy t-shirts
BC -3.5 over Michigan State
PFP I think BC is just a better team. They tackle well, fly to the ball and Calender is a veteran. Matt Ryan whilst not a Heisman level QB, will be showing that arm off for the Pro Scouts too.

Texas Bowl brought to you by fat people
TCU -4 over Houston
Disappointing year for the Horned Frogs. I think they will take it out on this coachless Houston team. Although the RB for Houston is a sleeper stud. Irregardless TCU will win.

Emerald Bowl brought to you by the great and powerful Oz
Oregon St. -5.5 over Maryland
Going out to the west coast really favors the Beavers here. Maryland beat two top ten teams this year but had 6 losses. Which team will show?

Meineke Car Care Bowl brought to you by grease monkey's
Wake -3 over Uconn
I know UCONN had a strong, impressive year. But I have to take Riley Skinner to step up and make that one play that wins his team the game. Take the under in this one. Both defenses are solid.

Autozone Liberty Bowl brought to you by the Tem's Elantra
Miss St. +3.5 over UCF
Croom should be SEC coach of the year and it shows during this game in which he bottles up the nations leading rusher (Kevin Smith) and a very good C-USA offense.

Valero Alamo Bowl brought to you by high gas prices
Penn State -6 over Texas A&M
Maybe Joe Pa will call a play in this one. Who knows. The Nittany Lions are a far more superior team here.

Petrosun Independence Bowl brought to you by Nick Saban's shennanigans
Bama -4 over Colorado
I can't trust the Buffs here. Saban that sumbitch underacheived the last part of the season but he still can coach a football team. And scheming for over a month gives his Crimson Tide a good shot.

Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl brought to you by Osama Bin Laden
Air Force +4 over Cal
Cal started 5-0. They are 6-6. Dejection has set in.

Roady's Humanitarian Bowl brought to you by Sally Struthers
Fresno +6.5 over Ga Tech
When in doubt take the points. That and Fresno has played on the blue turf before. Has to help a little bit.

Sun Bowl brought to you by the Sun (duh)
South Florida -7 over Oregon
The Bulls are going to eat Leaf alive. Poor Oregon, Dixon going down was the absolute worst case scenario.

Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl brought to you by Gaylord Focker
Kentucky (off the board) over FSU
No line yet. Opened at 1.5 before FSU got suspended for cheating on thier current events.

Insight Bowl brought to you by Cliff Notes
Indiana +5 over Ok State
The Hoosiers will continue there great year with this bowl win. Haven't been to a bowl in 14 years. Ok State gives up a ton of points. Take the over.

Chik-Fil-A Bowl brought to you by the Waffle Fry
Auburn +3 over Clemson
Shocked at the line. Think Auburn is better, that defense woofs and creates havoc. Cox doesn't turn the ball over and can make any throw on the field.

Outback Bowl brought to you by a 22oz Porterhouse Steak
Sconsin +3 over Tennessee
Vols never really blew up on anyone and those sconnies, if you let them hang around they'll bite you in the ass. Tyler Donovan is a tough kid too. I like the Badgers.

AT&T Cotton Bowl brought to you by Q-Tips
Missouri -3.5 over Arkansas
Misery will throttle the razorbacks. 3td win for sure. They have to prove to the nation this was no fluke year. Chase Daniels will shine. McFadden will get his but it wont be enough.

Capital One Bowl brough to you by What's In Your Wallet
Michigan +10.5 over Florida
I understand Florida is a better team but you best believe that these players will play their hearts out for Carr. They really love the guy and Florida's defense was not good this year. Hart, Manningham will be all over the place. Maybe even Rich Rod will throw a play or two in there, who knows?

Konica Gator Bowl brought to you by Steve Irwin
Virginia +6 over Texas Tech
Can Al Groh stop one of the most prolific passing game in the cuntry? Chris Long will be in Harrell's face all day. At least Groh can sleep on the run.

International Bowl brought to you by immigrants
Rutgers -10 over Ball St.
Scarlett Knights had a bad year as far as the expectations were. But coach Schiano can motivate a retard so I expect them to be jacked up for this. Ray Rice is a poor man's Mike Hart. He'll have a huge game.

GMAC Bowl brought to you by no one gives a shit
Tulsa -5 over Bowling Green
Just take the over. Both teams score at will. Paul Smith can wing it.

BCS Bowls will be capped next Friday.

As far as the Pros go I like:
Dallas to get back on track and roll on Carolina. They are minus 11.
The Packers finish off the Bears, they are -9.
New Orleans -3 over Philly who shot thier defensive load last week.
New England should cover the 22 over Miami.

That is all.

1,472 comments:

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ToddPacker said...

1st

ToddPacker said...

and 2nd

ToddPacker said...

running with it

ToddPacker said...

bring it on jug

ToddPacker said...

can't be stopped

ToddPacker said...

can't be stopped

ToddPacker said...

whoops

ToddPacker said...

double post

Jugdish said...

damn!

ToddPacker said...

this seems unfair

Jugdish said...

you are coming out with a vengeance today.

blue said...

hello

ToddPacker said...

i saw the ep comment 1st... i guess

ToddPacker said...

i want to read ep's post

Jugdish said...

it sure does

ToddPacker said...

but i won't until the weekend

Jugdish said...

print it out and take it to the shitter.

ToddPacker said...

nice post ep

ToddPacker said...

your picks seem good

Jugdish said...

I'll read it for tonight's bowl games.

ToddPacker said...

jug i'm hitting the tps soon

CMFost said...

thanks EP, faster load times woooo hooo!!!! At least for the next 10 minutes.

iamunstoppable said...

fuck this post

Jugdish said...

It will be read...just not now.

iamunstoppable said...

no love for the haterz

ToddPacker said...

who's leading in the bowl pick'em??

iamunstoppable said...

im sorry EP

ToddPacker said...

i think i had utah

Jugdish said...

please do...you're killing me here.

CMFost said...

was it a good post, I have not read it yet.

ToddPacker said...

kind of an ugly game

ToddPacker said...

navy is not good

Jugdish said...

I didn't join.

iamunstoppable said...

steppin out

blue said...

"who's leading in the bowl pick'em??"

tits mcgee, with a 13

Jugdish said...

its excellent.

CMFost said...

I think Beth said earlier she was leading the bowl pick'em

ToddPacker said...

gotta cash in on the fast load time

Jugdish said...

36 posts in 4 minutes

iamunstoppable said...

shit, cumguzzler's here?

ToddPacker said...

that's what she said

iamunstoppable said...

could u possibly.. leave?

Jugdish said...

you are doing that for sure.

ToddPacker said...

meridith busted her pelvis

iamunstoppable said...

or at least suffer through a little bit of dying?

Jugdish said...

my page loads pretty quick regardless though

Jugdish said...

punctuation is a waste of tcs time

CMFost said...

looks like Fred Taylor might be going to the Pro Bowl after all. Thanks to Willie Parkers broken leg. Ouch that has got to hurt Pittsburgh's playoff chances. I wonder if they will try and get Bettis out of retirement or maybe Tiki

iamunstoppable said...

i need to know how far behind i am

Jugdish said...

I need some double posts today to help me out.

ToddPacker said...

error 5 in a row

iamunstoppable said...

cummy, please slip on ice

Jugdish said...

You are a couple hundred back iam...something like that

iamunstoppable said...

breaka yo hed

Jugdish said...

tem posted it on the last thread

iamunstoppable said...

shit son

El Padrino said...

thanks, dont think too many people are readin it

ToddPacker said...

error is out of control

iamunstoppable said...

zeke having no life really kills me

CMFost said...

iam if you do not liek the fact that I am here you could always leave and not come back until you do not see me here. Otherwise deal with it bitch!!!

Jugdish said...

that's a shame you keep getting errors tp



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iamunstoppable said...

thanks to "fmzeke" for being such a cold fish

iamunstoppable said...

*if she exists

iamunstoppable said...

*which i have my reservations about

ToddPacker said...

cummy, please slip on ice


piss ice

El Padrino said...

jug take that over last night?


freak i won a hundred on navy

good call even though they backdoored cover with 1 minute left

iamunstoppable said...

weazy styled z

iamunstoppable said...

wich my broke ass

tem said...

coming into this post.

OFFICIAL TCS UPDATE.

Zeke 649
Blue 238
Keith 339
tem 244
El Pad 332
Deke 285
freak 410
TP 751
Jug 669
Spiff 259
Tyler 309
Mills 245
Kod 152
Cummy 378
Beth 131
BBB 467

steve 14
erascist 4
rev 22

CMFost said...

iam why don't you go play on some thin ice.

ToddPacker said...

bbb is bringing it

Jugdish said...

email count down to 3

tem said...

matchup wise:

zeke 649
iam 467

tp 751
jug 669

ep 332
mills 245

tem 244
kod 152

deke 285
tyler 309

keef 339
cummy 378

freak 410
spiff 259

blue 238
beth 131

ToddPacker said...

fmzeke joke.... funny

CMFost said...

or jump from the top of a tall building

iamunstoppable said...

cummy, close your mouth on it

CMFost said...

or go play on the highway

Jugdish said...

I'm losing ground...

ToddPacker said...

keef/cm is close

tem said...

now i am going to read el pad's post.


the luxury of the 4 seed.

2,4,5 seeds were the place to be.

CMFost said...

Why don't you go lay down in the middle of active train tracks

ToddPacker said...

deke tyler close too

iamunstoppable said...

i will take the tall building for 300, alex

Jugdish said...

I didn't bet on last nights game

ToddPacker said...

"now i am going to read el pad's post.


the luxury of the 4 seed."


i hate you tem

ToddPacker said...

not really

Jugdish said...

I got screwed with this matchup.

ToddPacker said...

bowl cut is funny

Jugdish said...

100?

tem said...

OOPS. I forgot to cut off the posts that didn't count.

all iam's and mine at the end:

zeke 649
iam 462

tp 751
jug 669

ep 332
mills 245

tem 242
kod 152

deke 285
tyler 309

keef 339
cummy 378

freak 410
spiff 259

blue 238
beth 131

ToddPacker said...

"I got screwed with this matchup.

me too

Jugdish said...

TP...get to work

CMFost said...

iam shove it up your ass.

ToddPacker said...

jug are you working durring round 2

El Padrino said...

wow, excellent tem

CMFost said...

100

Jugdish said...

email count back up to 5

CMFost said...

100

CMFost said...

100

Jugdish said...

100?

El Padrino said...

i have tps to knock out

brb

Jugdish said...

YES!

CMFost said...

I think I will continue to post just to piss I am off.

ToddPacker said...

i'm close to giving up

Jugdish said...

I'm losing the email battle too.

ToddPacker said...

jug are you going to be arounfd for round 2

Jugdish said...

elp dropped a brb

Jugdish said...

That's like an lol

tem said...

blog stats excel file is 9.64 MB

ToddPacker said...

jug round 2????

Jugdish said...

I'll be in town for that one...its after the first of the year right?

ToddPacker said...

big file

Jugdish said...

TP has the first 4 posts of the day

blue said...

"blog stats excel file is 9.64 MB"

are you pasting all the pictures or something too?

ToddPacker said...

"I'll be in town for that one...its after the first of the year right?"


yeah

Jugdish said...

everytime i refresh i see the gator head

Jugdish said...

its in my head dammit

iamunstoppable said...

tps attempted to get me

iamunstoppable said...

i wagged the finger

Jugdish said...

yeah, i'll be here for that.

blue said...

I only had 1 confidence point riding on last nights game

iamunstoppable said...

a work forwarded email titled "baby jesus". yeah, i aint readin that.

Jugdish said...

iam...get to work...on tCs

ToddPacker said...

out for a bit.... have fun jug

Jugdish said...

sweet little baby Jesus

Jugdish said...

I'll make up like ten comments while he is gone...he will come back and post 50.

iamunstoppable said...

cummy, drink it down you little whore

iamunstoppable said...

and tongue flick my shitbox

blue said...

cumfast has been surprisingly competitive

iamunstoppable said...

"lie down on railroad tracks that are currently in use"

tem said...

"coach Schiano can motivate a retard"

my favorite line.

iamunstoppable said...

youre the best around

iamunstoppable said...

nothins ever gonna bring you down!

iamunstoppable said...

i think if i sat here all day and typed, i'd still be behind

tem said...

"are you pasting all the pictures or something too?"

no it just has like 60+ tabs with a bunch of text on each one.

iamunstoppable said...

just continually sling shit up

iamunstoppable said...

dont tell me what youre thinking

tem said...

i think it is time for me to accelerate and pile it on a bit.

tem said...

i should be above this kind of shenanigans, but i am not.

tem said...

Chippewas is fun to say, but I dislike typing it.

tem said...

strutting my stuff, showing some promise for round 2

tem said...

giving the oppenent something to fear.

tem said...

scout this z, bitch cakes.

Jugdish said...

legs = sore

tem said...

maybe it got blocked. the motor is running full tilt.

Jugdish said...

jug = thirsty

tem said...

showing some true potential here.

Jugdish said...

bitch cakes...was that in honor of Rev?

tem said...

toss in the halfback pass, just to make the other team prepare for it.

Jugdish said...

WWRD?

What would Rev do?

iamunstoppable said...

i need less to do today

blue said...

"no it just has like 60+ tabs with a bunch of text on each one."

oh, you have all the days in that one file...makes sense then.

I thought you meant, just yesterday's crap

Jugdish said...

I will ask myself that at the buffet today.

iamunstoppable said...

rev would eat TCS with a large load of gravy

iamunstoppable said...

THAT WAS A FAT JOKE

iamunstoppable said...

overdose on food

iamunstoppable said...

i cant wait

tem said...

errors have hit me four times in a row.

iamunstoppable said...

step it up

Jugdish said...

After the TCS tournament, you should make that file available for download somewhere so we can marvel at your efforts.

tem said...

eff you jug and your "0 errors"

iamunstoppable said...

early morning zizzle

iamunstoppable said...

powerful with my stroke

iamunstoppable said...

i enjoy the strokes

iamunstoppable said...

i also like being stroked

iamunstoppable said...

its nice

Jugdish said...

iam doing his best Zeke impression.

iamunstoppable said...

i hope zeke cries when he gets one

tem said...

making it a DL sounds like work.

Jugdish said...

except during the day like most normal people.

blue said...

tem has put the starters back in...TMQ would be pissed.

iamunstoppable said...

*on, youknowwhatimsayin

tem said...

the tcs is easy except when the comments get fucked up and like 10 comments appear in one cell.

then i gotta hand count those.

Jugdish said...

Zeke will cry when he is shopping.

iamunstoppable said...

5 bitches, bask

tem said...

oddly that only happens when TP posts.

his comments like eat the next 10 comments. it is the damn gator.

iamunstoppable said...

i left marks across ya fayce like tire tread

Jugdish said...

Zeke will be thinking about you while he is out shopping with his woman...that should make you happy iam.

iamunstoppable said...

my my my myyyyyyyyy adidas

tem said...

TP is making a strong run for the jugbow.

blue said...

TMQ analysis of the blue/beth matchup:

beth had 4th and 2 in the 3rd quarter whilst trailing by 100 comments, and out came the punting team...TMQ wrote the words "game over" in his notebook.

iamunstoppable said...

i need substance

iamunstoppable said...

so i can abuse it

Jugdish said...

Feel free to delete some of TPs cheating comments tem.

tem said...

so we get donuts in the office every friday.

not this friday because we already had sweets all week.

who the fuck is this lady that decides i don't get my donut??

i was looking forward to that sumbitch and now i don't get it.

tem said...

i am taking my lack of donut anger out on kod.

blue said...

"the tcs is easy except when the comments get fucked up and like 10 comments appear in one cell."

yeah, sometimes I won't catch those. I think that's where our differences lie

Jugdish said...

TP abused me on LOVAD last night.

I can't compete with that.

Jugdish said...

although I will try.

Jugdish said...

keep working on those roads tp

iamunstoppable said...

makin history like the michael jackson album

Jugdish said...

damn gator

El Padrino said...

tcs should be in the summer next year

iamunstoppable said...

zeke will log on tonight and run the stats

Jugdish said...

tp paints the yellow lines on the roads too

iamunstoppable said...

then make sure he beats me by one

Jugdish said...

200 coming

blue said...

"TP abused me on LOVAD last night."

he treated you as if you were Tebow, all lubed and ready to go.

100% chance that he had his tebow picture out as inspiration during LoVAD last night.

El Padrino said...

tem that's not cool
fuck her up

Jugdish said...

200?

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