Friday, December 21, 2007

Bowl Cut Part Trois.

Umm whatever.

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Keith S said...

Thanks tem

Keith S said...

Too bad tits left so quickly

Keith S said...

Story of my life

Keith S said...

Where are all the white women at?

Keith S said...

"what does superman mean?"

When your girl's asleep, jerk off on her back, then stick the sheet to it. When she gets up and it's dried it'll stick to her back like Superman's cape

Keith S said...

Just ask beth.


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Keith S said...

I keed

Keith S said...

1 is the loneliest number

Keith S said...

Someone probably said this earlier, but the TCS was a great idea

tem said...

zeke 649
iam 1149

tp 1272
jug 1345

ep 416
mills 248

tem 436
kod 152

deke 410
tyler 352

keef 530
cummy 549

freak 441
spiff 304

blue 375
beth 141

Keith S said...

But it's a lot of goddamn work

Keith S said...

It's hard goddamn work

Keith S said...

Holy shit TP & jug

Keith S said...

Did they do anything else the last 2 days?

Keith S said...

I gotta head out in a few minutes

Keith S said...

Lemme try and catch cumface first

Keith S said...

That way if he gets bored with the sheep dog and shows up, at least I won't have as much to do

Keith S said...

Were those stats thru the last post?

Keith S said...

I wonder if blue's mom is driving him crazy yet

Keith S said...

I wonder if zeke told fmzeke to take the coffeemaker back and buy a $20 one

tem said...

yeah through last post

you gotta add your start from this post on your own.

Keith S said...

I wonder if cmcummy's goatee is soft

tem said...

you wonder a lot.

Keith S said...

I wonder who's going to win the tyler/deke matchup

Keith S said...

"you gotta add your start from this post on your own."

I think I can do that. Thanks.

tem said...

some of the matchups are outstanding.

tem said...

i am exited for the post game recaps this weekend.

Keith S said...

So I think I'm ahead right now.

Keith S said...

We need Gus Johnson announcing mine and cummy's matchup.

Keith S said...

OK I gotta go eat. I'll try and make it back later.

tem said...

yeah you are at least 4 up.

tem said...

ok i am going to stop paying attention to and watch a movie or something.

tem said...

give beth some time to get drunk then she'll be back.

JFreak said...

I'm glad I didn't have to do anything today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Game on

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna superman dat ho

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Keith is a true master

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't wait for Tyler's late night comeback when I'm too drunk to think

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need a drink

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I also need to shit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't have Quiznos. I cheaped out on it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Starting a run...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oaky biatch. Turn off Reba and put on NBA. NOW!!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Seriously, Reba needs to go

tem said...

too cheap for quiznos?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My Cousin Vinny

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just decided to eat at home. We have plenty of food here.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't like to spend extra money on food. It strikes me as foolish.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't have a good paying job, so I tend to scrimp & scrape.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The only extra money I spend is on bowling and 1.75s of vodka.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pad the lead.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tyler's a good typist

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll take The Rapists for 400, Alex.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's Therapists, Sean.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TP and Jug are absolute machines

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I agree with this...TCS needs to be a summertime event.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I would like a smoker this weekend.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I won't get it, though.

blue said...

jeff dunham is a funny motherfucker

blue said...

good to see a strong finish by keith.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope to have a long enough run to intimidate Tyler

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, you caused me to get the error

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

we must have posted at the exact same time

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm sad to see that Beth couldn't even come close.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm getting a new PC soon.

HP or Dell?

I really need help with this

blue said...

that's pretty sad, there's only 2 people now and it causes an error

Beth said...

Shit, blue is here, there goes my ambush strategy.

NS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm running to 100

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Beth, you're back early. Wanna have a drink?

Beth said...

"I'm sad to see that Beth couldn't even come close."

Me too, I started off all fired up but was surprised how quickly I got tired of it.

Beth said...

Thanks deke but i already have a drink.

blue said...

"HP or Dell?"

i bought a dell, they're cheap and decent quality...really can't go wrong with any computer these days as long as you get enough power.

and don't let them con you into having vista on it, get xp if they'll let you

Beth said...

What's your drink of choice tonight deke?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My ears are still not back to 100% normal since the flight home from Vegas

blue said...

"Shit, blue is here, there goes my ambush strategy."

i have a newborn, so lots of "quiet time"

Beth said...

Blue, I cant believe how rude you're being to your mom.

Beth said...

You really need to spend more time with her.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Vodka & Sprite

Beth said...

The poor woman gave birth to you and raised you for god's sake.

blue said...

it's snowing, and i don't care if it makes me gay, but hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps is awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fight Fight Fight!

Beth said...

Coke & bacardi limon here, it's really quite good.

Beth said...

Blue, the schnapps doesn't make you gay, sleeping with guys does.

blue said...

my mom is baking cookies and christmas stuff, no need for my help

Beth said...

An oldie but a goodie there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"it's snowing, and i don't care if it makes me gay, but hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps is awesome"


you know how I know you're gay?...

Beth said...

So did grouchy tem leave?

blue said...

beth, you know how I know you're gay?

you have a framed poster of asia in your bedroom

Beth said...

Did he ever explain why he was grouchy?

tem said...

i have vista, it is ok.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Coke & bacardi limon here, it's really quite good."

My buddy that played DII football drinks that shit. I make him aware of the fact that he's a pussy for that all the time

Beth said...

Actually blue, you know i'm gay cause i've had sex with women. :-)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hear bad things about Vista

tem said...

grouchy tem is just grouchy.

luckily for you all i am nicer and cooler online.


very sad for the real live people in my life.

Beth said...

Yeah deke, that's not necessarily a guy's deke, give him hell.

Beth said...

Shit, a guys "drink" i meant. Maybe i've had too many already.

blue said...

I have vista as well. it seems like for all the computing power that I have, it would run faster...i'm gonna wipe out vista and put xp back on it soon.

Beth said...

Ah grouchy tem is here.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I ♥ Beth

tem said...

i dont really do much on the computer other than play games and go online. mine works fine.

Beth said...

Nah, you're just horny and like seeing cleavage deke, but i appreciate the thought. :-)

blue said...

"Actually blue, you know i'm gay cause i've had sex with women. :-)"

that makes you gay?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What specs should I look for when purchasing said PC?

blue said...

if having sex with women makes you gay, then sign me up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I know I want 2 gigs of RAM

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm a total Lesbo

Beth said...

Blue, your mom's over, maybe you can have a birds and the bees talk with her, sounds like you might need it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

nicotine

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

and time to feed the fish

Beth said...

Next you'll be saying you're a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

tem said...

RAM and CPU and memory i guess.

i don't know much about computers.

i bet jug does.

Beth said...

Oops, deke beat you to it.

blue said...

just make sure you get the shit you want, if you don't care about burning a dvd, then don't get a dvd burner.

if you have to get vista you need at least 1gig of RAM

Beth said...

jug and steve are the computer guys, right?

Beth said...

i think all new computers come with vista now. My bf got a laptop 7-8 months ago and had no choice.

blue said...

you can get like 160 gig harddrive for like 40 bucks now

tem said...

i like boobs.

blue said...

dell is giving you a choice now...or they did for a while because people bitched about how much vista sucked.

Beth said...

Where's kod tonight anyway? I'm rarely on when kod is and i thought he was usuallly on lovad.

Beth said...

"i like boobs"

Thats one thing everyone here tonight has in common. :-)

blue said...

sometime soon, i'll go back and read all 8K comments from the last 2 days.

i've read most of them, but i missed all of LoVAD last night.

Beth said...

So tem, is fmtem passed out yet? You going to get lucky?

Beth said...

Hey, there's a bowl game on tonight.

Beth said...

I should have known that, being the bowl tournament leader and all.

Beth said...

Fla Atl 30, Memphis 20.

Beth said...

I have no idea who i took in the pool though, i guess i could check.

Beth said...

Ok, did i scare everyone away?

Beth said...

How do i know you're gay? You took off when boobs showed up...

Beth said...

I'm going to keep going til I get stopped.

Beth said...

Deke must be in the crapper.

blue said...

i took FAU

Beth said...

Tem is bitching about something.

Beth said...

And blue is still here.

Beth said...

Protecting his lead.

blue said...

so beth, where's the man?

tem said...

kod is out of town

tem said...

beth knows me too well.

tem said...

did i even get my bowl pick right? probably not.

Beth said...

Poker night for the man tonight.

Beth said...

Or so he says. :-)

blue said...

so you didn't have a "ladies" night?

Beth said...

I picked Memphis tonight, but only 1 confidence point.

tem said...

my kod comment was to answer beth about kod, not answer blue about where beth;s man is.

Beth said...

Well my best friend is out of town for christmas, so figured i'd take it easy tonight.

tem said...

beth only plays strip poker.

blue said...

he is a lawyer

Beth said...

I knew what you meant tem.

tem said...

oh and fmtem has not passed out yet.

Beth said...

I've played strip poker before.

ns

blue said...

ok, i'm gonna go eat christmas cookies now

good luck beth

The Rev said...

Boobs

Beth said...

oh and fmtem has not passed out yet.


YET being the key word.

tem said...

she is working.

Beth said...

Rev!

Beth said...

Good to see you rev! How's work and married life?

Beth said...

I thought fmtem was watching tv.

The Rev said...

Both are very good but predictable.

Beth said...

Hmmm, I guess that's a good thing - predictable.

tem said...

did you miss a "never" in that beth?

i assumed you had played before.

Beth said...

Rev making the push in the T.I.T. tonight, watch out steve.

tem said...

she switched from tv to work.

Beth said...

Nope, i thought you were kidding about me and strip poker.

I'm shocked and insulted that you assumed i'd played it.

s

Beth said...

What does fmtem do for work tem?

tem said...

i can't even count the times i have played.

Beth said...

If i went for an easy joke i'd say something about her being on the streets on a friday night working, but that's too easy.

The Rev said...

I'm winning the TIT.

I gotta get soemthing out of this mess.

tem said...

she works at chase. she is some sort of project manager. sits in a cube bosses people around, does some sort of work on the computer.

Beth said...

Can't count cause it's so many or can't count cause zero is not a real number?

The Rev said...

Not only has Beth played it before, I'm guessing she lost on purpose.

Beth said...

Good to see you're so interested in exactly what she does there tem. :-)

Beth said...

Actually i've only played a few times, and this was YEARS ago before the big poker craze.

Beth said...

The strip poker was all women though, in between the pillow fights in our lingerie.

s

tem said...

she changes jobs within the bank fairly often.

JFreak said...

"she works at chase."

can you get her to give me a better interest rate?

Beth said...

Now i'm wishing i had a better effort in the TCS til now to where i actually had a chance to still catch blue.

tem said...

strip poker, strip pool, strip twister. those are all fun.

Beth said...

Hey, Freak's here, we're getting a crowd now.

tem said...

strip malls suck though. i was tricked.

Beth said...

If it involves stripping, tem is there.

tem said...

no chase interest rates suck.

don't bank with them.

JFreak said...

I sure hope it isn't tem that's doing the stripping.

The Rev said...

I'm thinking of becoming a certified financial planner. They got a program at work where they teach you to become one in a year.

But I just saw where the exam is 10 hours long to become one.

tem said...

change to ING for savings or something like that.


chase blows big time.


even fmtem's free employee top of the line savings account is worse than ING.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

more booze

Beth said...

Will you at least make big bucks if you go thru all that rev?

tem said...

wha wha wha i have to take a long test.

wha wha wha.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey! Tyson's here

JFreak said...

I have a third percent of interest for my savings.

that's .3%

I want to change banks, but that takes too much effort.

The Rev said...

ING does have a good savings account.

I am a fan.

tem said...

it is only 10hrs long if you don't know the answers. that is the max length, not the min.

Beth said...

Damn, just got my first error message of the night.

The Rev said...

I'm sure I could make bigger bucks. That would be the reason to go through all of it.

tem said...

chase sucks freak, change to ING or something for savings.

you can just transfer straight from your chase thing.

JFreak said...

"I'm thinking of becoming a certified financial planner."

Work computer time into your contract.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rev, how sure are you that you're winning the TIT?

Steve had a strong showing yestyerday

The Rev said...

It's actually divided up into three sessions over two days for 10 total hours.

I just remember how I stressed over the Series 6 and 63, and those were two 1/2 hours total.

This might make me head 'splode.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I gotta shit a brick

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

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