Thursday, November 29, 2007

Who's on first?

Classic sketch. Plus it's all you're gonna get from me today.

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JFreak said...

BAM!

tem said...

from lov AD:

the wheel guy isn't on the TCS because that comment is gone. or at least I can't find it.

daniel is spiff.

zeke's keyboard is broke because he jizzed on it or hit the buttons too hard.

inside the NFL is OK enough, but nobody really watches it.

the new futurama movie was pretty cool (OK that was not from LoVAD)

tem said...

and by wheel guy i meant "maybe i should drive"

tem said...

final TCS from yesterday:

Zeke 156 20.74%
tem 106 14.10%
Keith 91 12.10%
Blue 80 10.64%
El Pad 69 9.18%
Deke 60 7.98%
TP 40 5.32%
Tyler 31 4.12%
Jug 28 3.72%
Beth 26 3.46%
freak 23 3.06%
Mills 17 2.26%
Spiff 12 1.60%
Steve 6 0.80%
BBB 6 0.80%
Eracist 1 0.13%

blue said...

carrie underwood is hot

tem said...

and apparently now is the time to build up a tcs lead

tem said...

she is smokin' hot blue.

Beth said...

Wow, I hit 3.46% yesterday, usually I'm struggling to stay in the 1% range.

Beth said...

And in case anyone misses it (it was only a very small blip in the Atl paper), LSU has granted Michigan permission to talk to Les Miles, but with the condition that they wait til after the SEC Championship game.

Beth said...

And with this comment I'm at 30% for this post. Woo hoo!

blue said...

Les Miles is a joke, he should be 8-4 this year...so maybe he is right up UM's alley

Beth said...

Oh and EP, I saw a couple minutes of the tree lighting special last night - the part I saw had Celine Dion singing a song. Just kinda shows what kind of people they expect to be watching. :-)

tem said...

i like celine.

tem said...

the OSU fans here all want Les Miles to be the coach of Mich. They seem to think Les is an idiot.

tem said...

They do not want Ferentz to go to Mich though.

tem said...

Also they hate it when you tell them Tressell is going because Michigan is going to give him $5M per year.

El Padrino said...

your so unmotivated, you would think you would use this thursday slot to show off your writing skills and sports analysis

blue said...

I watched the tree lighting. Celine Dion is the best (s). her cover of the Heart song is awful...people always say that celine has such a powerful voice but the chick from heart belts that song out way better.

I now surrender my man card for the next 20 minutes

tem said...

it amazes me that people remember what their TCS % usually is.

El Padrino said...

"Oh and EP, I saw a couple minutes of the tree lighting special last night - the part I saw had Celine Dion singing a song. Just kinda shows what kind of people they expect to be watching. :-)"


no no, i literally only watch the tree lighting, always tune in at about 8:52 pm EST. (looked great last night, every year it looks better and better)

I dont watch all the crap before it unless there is someone on there I like, Celine Dion is not one of those people

El Padrino said...

you wont believe me but it's troof

tem said...

blue the man card is still surrendered from when you had a baby shower. that is like a 48hr surrender.

hopefully the presents and cake were worth it.

they probably were.

jugdish said...

"it amazes me that people remember what their TCS % usually is."

Its not hard to remember that I'm always hovering around 1.99%.

Beth said...

Don't worry EP, I believe you. Something you were looking forward to quite a bit only took you 8 minutes to finish - yep, that sounds about right. :-)

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

freak is bringing heat.

tem, the name change comment was me.. i said it yesterday, but obviously i didnt point it out well enough.

tem said...

i thought that was you, but the effort to actually type out a response to you to see if i was right was deemed too much.

blue said...

I also watched Shrek the halls and how the grinch stole christmas last night.


shrek the halls wasn't as bad as I thought it might be...it actually made me laugh a few times.

blue said...

"hopefully the presents and cake were worth it."

cmblue came to the shower, so nobody paid attention to me, which was nice. We got a gift card, so now we can buy diapers or something.

El Padrino said...

tree lighting kicks off xmas for me

suck it beth

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

tem, duel and noted.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

I got the Pack by a touchdown. - Flyestgod


(thank you espn)

tem said...

only to see if i was right.

being right is not that important to me. being right > D-

needing to know whether or not you got a hair cut yet is more important to me.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

beth hates xmas lights cause all the neon at her last job burned out her retinas.

El Padrino said...

broadway strike ended
just in time for jug, nice work jug

jugdish said...

RE: TCS

See I thought I posted a lot yesterday for me, and then I see I only posted 28 times, which doesn't sound like a lot. Zeke posted 150 times...that's like a part time job!

blue said...

so a chick sent in pictures of herself in a USC jersey. She's not that hot, but i feel obligated to put it up on PtP because she took the time to take these racy photos. She made me crop out her face though. I'm trying to write the post and want to constantly make fun of her, but I don't want a suicide on my hands.

jugdish said...

I was working with both sides into the wee hours of the morning.

tem said...

nah they just remind her of the rough years at the velvet fox.

blue said...

Jug posted 50 times on Tuesday though...that's a lot for jug.

tem said...

racy in a jersey?

tem said...

i think most of my posts are <10 words.

Mills said...

They do not want Ferentz to go to Mich though.
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He made more than Lloyd, and is still top 5 paid. He isn't going anywhere. I think he put it to rest the other day officially.

blue said...

"racy in a jersey?"

like she has no pants on. and then there's a picture where she pulls the jersey up and shows off her bra.

fuck it, i'm posting them and going to try and be as nice as possible.

tem said...

and usually i could have combined two thoughts and just made 1 post.

tem said...

i lack comment efficiency.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

i did get a haircut. no one noticed. apparently my fro wasnt as bushy as i thought.

blue said...

Ferentz would be lucky to get the Western Michigan job...oh that's right, he couldn't beat them.

tem said...

yeah Mills I don't think he goes there either. Just relaying that the OSU fans don't want him to and fear it.

ToddPacker said...

did any p10p show up at blue's man-shower?

tem said...

beth didn't even notice?

tem said...

i forgot to look at p10p last night and all of keith's links.

i am a failure yet again.

blue said...

considering there is one chick in our department that is > 2...there was no poon

jugdish said...

"Jug posted 50 times on Tuesday though...that's a lot for jug."

That was a special holiday edition.

Beth said...

"nah they just remind her of the rough years at the velvet fox"

Sorry Tem, I have no idea what the velvet fox even is.

NS

El Padrino said...

pretty nice bootay for an ugly chick

Beth said...

"beth didn't even notice?"

And when I'm with BBB I'm usually too busy trying to untie the knots to notice his haircut.

tem said...

velvet fox = strip club

blue said...

"pretty nice bootay for an ugly chick"

yeah, that's why I had no problem cropping out the face when she asked.

tem said...

from imdb.com:

"Zodiac star Jake Gyllenhaal is set to play beloved American football rogue Joe Namath in a new biopic. "

Mills said...

TP, ELP, Corbini --

You don't actually want to trade Reyes (and Milledge) for Johan do you?

That is nutz in my book.

ToddPacker said...

i don't think they would trade reyes

jugdish said...

Its being talked about, but then again what isn't.

tem said...

jason bay for santana is not being talked about.

ToddPacker said...

what about kobe for santana?

Mills said...

I think that would be STUPID.

Even if they locked up Johan for long-term via "a negotiation window" through the trade.

You don't trade your young superstar SS for a pitcher who is about to enter his 30's.

There is a reason teams generally don't go over 5 years on deals for pitchers. stuff happens.

Mills said...

i would love for the cards to make a run at jason bay. don't know if it will happen.

El Padrino said...

"TP, ELP, Corbini --

You don't actually want to trade Reyes (and Milledge) for Johan do you?

That is nutz in my book."

no way in hell, the real deal weaz is Carlos Gomez, Philip Humber and Heilman for Santana that's based on my sources and based on signing johan to a 6 year deal in the 145MM range

El Padrino said...

i'm doing the glass half empty on this one, not getting too hot and heavy with it

seems like the yanks will pretty much give the twins anything if it gets to that

blue said...

the twins wouldn't take that deal EP

El Padrino said...

Now the real deal would be getting Haren for Milledge and Heilman

Beane has had a hard on for Milledge and Heilman for 3 straight years now, If I were Omar i'd do this now and throw in Mulvey to sweeten the pot

ToddPacker said...

Gomez, Philip Humber and Heilman for Santana would be great.... i really can't stand heilman

Mills said...

no way in hell, the real deal weaz is Carlos Gomez, Philip Humber and Heilman for Santana that's based on my sources and based on signing johan to a 6 year deal in the 145MM range
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that deal doesn't make as much sense for the twins though now, since they just acquired Young (so Gomez isn't so valuable). Twins have to get an absolute no brainer good mlb starter in return, and I don't think Humber is quite enough of a sure thing. And Heilman isn't for sure.

blue said...

the rockies are not offering anybody for Santana, that I am aware of.

El Padrino said...

blue they would if we threw in Mulvey which is possible

Mills said...

seems like the yanks will pretty much give the twins anything if it gets to that
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Yanks have pulled Joba and Cano out of the deals.

So it would be Hughes, Kennedy, and Melky?

I would do that deal if I was the twins.

El Padrino said...

Gomez would hit about 375 in that dome (until the new stadium goes up) and steal 50 bases in his sleep

he runs like a fucking cheetah

Mills said...

I would probably rather have Ellsbury and Buckholz though. I don't think Boston would do that.

El Padrino said...

Yes, but they are playing shy right now with including Kennedy

El Padrino said...

my god if gomez can be patient at the plate.....serious this guy is faster than reyes you guys have no clue

Mills said...

I think the real deal of the trading market is Jason Bay.

He had a down year last year, but has a history that shows he should bounce back. He is in his prime AND is owed like ONLY 13 mil over the next 2 seasons.

And i think he can be had for not a whole lot.

blue said...

Ellsbury isn't going anywhere

tem said...

i just read that the cards are offering Albert Pujols and Chris Carpenter for Johan.

tem said...

and by just read i mean that i typed it out and read it.

blue said...

If I was the card's new GM, i'd make that deal.

Mills said...

i would disown the cardinals for that. seriously.

pujols is signed through 2011 at no more than 16M a year. That is a steal people!

Mills said...

i would disown the cardinals for that. seriously.

pujols is signed through 2011 at no more than 16M a year. That is a steal people!

tem said...

what would you do if the cards did that?

Mills said...

You realize that Pujols was 2nd in the NL in Win Shares this year in a "down" year, where he still hit .320+, 30 hrs+, 100+ rbis, and 99 runs?

He is like Manny in his prime. People have come to expect ridiculous awesomeness, that a normal awesome year is a down year.

Mills said...

what would you do if the cards did that?
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I would disown them.

Cerially.

El Padrino said...

weazy with a sloppy pujols bj

well done

tem said...

insiders say that the reason for the move is that poo holes is a raging homosexual and is giving herpes to everything.

El Padrino said...

D Howard is a man

jugdish said...

"pujols is signed through 2011 at no more than 16M a year. That is a steal people!"

Is there any opt-out clause in there?

Mills said...

D Howard is a man
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if he ever developed a good/consistent 10-12 ft jumper, oh my goodness -- he would turn a lake into an ocean (see what i did there?)

Mills said...

Is there any opt-out clause in there?
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No.

tem said...

weazy, what would you do if the cards traded him?

Mills said...

and 3 mil per year of the Pujols deal is deferred interest free, to be paid 2020-2029.

Mills said...

everyone is tradeable. but for johan with cc, no thanks.

i can't imagine anyone straightup, including a-rod, i would trade him for.

El Padrino said...

raging homo

well put tem

El Padrino said...

then your a fool

arod is better than pujols
everyone knows that

Mills said...

but if we could get Reyes, D. Wright, Beltran, and Gomez....and the Mets picked up half of their contracts.... eh...I would probably do that :)

Mills said...

arod is better than pujols
everyone knows that
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i could statistically argue with you, but mainly it comes down to dollars.

I would rather have Pujols at 16M/year than A-Rod at 30M/year.

That 14M/yaer you save can go to another stud player.

jugdish said...

I would't trade Pujols for A-Rod...what has A-Rod done outside of the regular season? He is not a team guy. Its the intangibles too, not just the numbers.

Mills said...

Let's take a poll.

Who you would rather have?

Pujols at 16M/year signed through 2011. Age 27 right now.

A-Rod at 30M/year signed through 2018. Age 32 right now.

Mills said...

Pujols no brainer for me.

Mills said...

Jug knows.

He has seen how Jose Albert Pujols wrecked Brad Lidge on multiple occasions regular AND POST-SEASON.

El Padrino said...

dollar wise agreed

just heads up, statwise i'd take a guez

ToddPacker said...

neither.... they're both douches

jugdish said...

If they were each making 20 million a year I'd take Pujols.

tem said...

well they are both raging homos so that is a push.

poo holes is younger and cheaper.


i gotta go poo holes.

jugdish said...

I was at that game...the Lidge Pujols game.

tem said...

"He has seen how Jose Albert Pujols wrecked Brad Lidge "

and i rest my raging homo case.

jugdish said...

Who are you more worried about at the plate in the playoffs with the game on the line if your team is facing him...Pujols or A-Rod?

ToddPacker said...

i don't believe that pooh is only 27

Mills said...

I was at that game...the Lidge Pujols game.
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really? i bet the moments leading up to it were crazy.

what was it like after the hr?

tem said...

"Who are you more worried about at the plate in the playoffs with the game on the line"

worried how? worried that I might get herpes?

tem said...

poo holes is 32.

jugdish said...

"what was it like after the hr?"

I never heard a stadium be so loud one minute and get so quite a second later. Unbelievable moment.

jugdish said...

"worried how? worried that I might get herpes?"

what are you doing with your TV during the playoffs?

Mills said...

If they were each making 20 million a year I'd take Pujols.
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i would too. hence my argument that "stastically, i would argue with you"

Albert has done things in his first 6 years that NOBODY has ever done in this game. NOBODY.

And he is entering his prime.

and he plays GG first base. Best in the Majors by all the sabermetrics stuff by far this year.

He has moved all over the diamond for the betterment of the team, and all he cares about is winning -- not saying the cliche stuff he either -- he means it.

he is an excellent baserunner, even if he doesn't have great speed.

Mills said...

i don't believe that pooh is only 27
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i couldn't believe that zeke is 30, but the troof is the troof.

he grew up in Kansas City, and had to have all his paperwork for hike skool and stuff.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

re: Ferentz

heard this on the radio and it makes sense, if dood has turned down NFL jobs why would he go to UM.

makes sense.

I'm still not sure what to think about Miles. ESPN's CFB "experts" don't think he'll leave LSU.

ToddPacker said...

zeke, you don't want miles

tem said...

"what are you doing with your TV during the playoffs?"

well if poo holes is on tv watching something else.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

TP, I'll take anyone who wasn't born during the Eisenhower Administration (like what they've had the past 50 yrs).

tem said...

Soon they will be talking Bill Cowher for the UM job.

Mills said...

Baseball Reference has Pujol's No. 1 Comp as Joe Dimaggio. A-Rod's No. 1 is Griffey Jr.

I rest my case.

Joe D > Junior Griff.

tem said...

"TP, I'll take anyone who wasn't born during the Eisenhower Administration "

so TP is out.

Mills said...

I am actually shocked that Ferentz's "star" hasn't dimmed in the last couple seasons. I would think people would be down on him, but people still offer him huge gigs every year. crazy.

jugdish said...

so TP is out.


Nice!

Mills said...

Anybody read "Legacy of Ashes" about the history of the CIA?

Zeke talking about the Einsenhower administration made me think abou tit.

ToddPacker said...

"he grew up in Kansas City, and had to have all his paperwork for hike skool and stuff"


poo was born in the dominican, i don't care where is went to HS... he paperwork is "doctored"

El Padrino said...

i think the playoff thing is a bit overblown, i mean if you take a look at this year for instance if Chen Ming Wang doesnt suck a dick in Clev. arod hits like 4 something for the series

god forbid he goes 0-4 in game one then the world will end
it's a bit overplayed

arod is in his prime as well and his prime is longer, pujols has already showed he is not as durable as arod

arod also yesll HA when he runs the bases and slaps balls out of 1b's gloves, also saves ids from getting hit by cars in boston and walks around central park bare chested

tem said...

count me among the folks who can't believe poo h is 27.

no way.

blue said...

Oh yeah, Pujols grew up in KC, that's why the idiot can't speak english, because KC is in mexico.

blue said...

I'd take A-rod

El Padrino said...

pooholes aint 27

stop it you know i dont speak spanish

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I think Pooholes was drawn to KC's world renowned "landscaping" busnisses.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

If UM goes after a pro coach I'd go after John Gruden.

Mills said...

arod also yesll HA when he runs the bases and slaps balls out of 1b's gloves, also saves ids from getting hit by cars in boston and walks around central park bare chested
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lol

hilary is my co-pilot said...

finally got a chance to peep game on those Jenny Love Hewitt photos.....I'd wreck the shit out of that, but there is no way she's ahead of Angie. She's sloppy now.

Mills said...

the lol was enhanced because somebody in my office was talking about red lobster as being classy, and wasn't joking.

funny.

jugdish said...

Its a bit overblown maybe, but the fact remains he has done jack in the playoffs. He should be EXPECTED to perform in the playoffs, and he has never done it, not even close. He signed the contract.

When has he been a leader? You pay someone that much and you should expect more out of them than 150 RBIs and 50 HR a year. That's fine and will help you get to the playoffs.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

the most important thing from yesterday's LOVAD:

The Captain and I share the same birfday.

NS.

I will write the Suns to see if he wants to get an apartment with me.

tem said...

that has to be a done deal hilary lover, how could he turn you down.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

A-Rod has gacked in the playoffs fo sho.

but its not the sole reason the Yanks have sucked in the playoffs the last 5 years.

tem said...

i just made a certificate that says I am 26 and from the dominican.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

tem that was my thought process exactly.

during the pre-game broadcast they mentioned it was his birfday and put up a "feliz (spanish name for birfday)"......uhhhh, dood is Brazilian, they don't speak Spanish in Brazil mayne.

found this kinda funny.

guess "they all look alike"

ToddPacker said...

"i just made a certificate that says I am 26 and from the dominican."


can you make me one too, tem

tem said...

Gruden is a possibility for the UM job. His "denial" about interest in the job was weak.

jugdish said...

but its not the sole reason the Yanks have sucked in the playoffs the last 5 years.


No, but you pay a guy 27 million a year and he better deliver when it counts, not just in the reg season when your team is up or down by ten runs.

blue said...

and to refute the Pujols is the best defensive 1B in MLB argument....
I'm not sure how the sabremetrics thing works, but Todd Helton made 2 errors all season. 2 as compared to the 8 that pooholes made.

Helton had 100 more chances this year too.

Pujols had more assists, but what's the point of that for 1b?

Mills said...

uhhhh, dood is Brazilian, they don't speak Spanish in Brazil mayne.
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what do they speak?

Mills said...

ns

tem said...

yes tp i can.

i made one for cmfost too, that way he can blame his lack of english skillz on being foreign.

"what? I am dominican, how the hell am I supposed to know then/than???"

jugdish said...

A-Rod is like Kurt Warner...he is not a winner.

OK...so I don't believe that about Warner.

He is like Shaq...he has won at every level except for college and pros.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I hear ya loud and clear jug.

Arod is gay.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I thought they spoke Portugese (sp)

Mills said...

Pujols had more assists, but what's the point of that for 1b?
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DP's, throwing people out at the plate.

Helton is good, but Pooholes is better now.

blue said...

at least A-rod made it to the playoffs each of the last 5 years...i guess i missed the cardinals this year in the playoffs.

tem said...

T-Minus 2 days until cmfost is back with a vengeance. (although maybe T-minus 4 with the weekend)

also since shamford has his shit on lockdown you know cm will be posting here. i predict 150 posts on dec 3 for him.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

maybe "feliz (spanish birfday name)" = the portoguese way to say Happy Birfday.

blue said...

"I thought they spoke Portugese (sp)"

yes, portuguese. Nene teaches everyone

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I thought they stuck pooh at 1B bc he sucked everywhere else in the field, but sucked less at 1B.

ns

tem said...

brazilians speak portuguese.

but i am sure they know spanish too. or at least a lot of them do.

jugdish said...

"at least A-rod made it to the playoffs each of the last 5 years...i guess i missed the cardinals this year in the playoffs."

Did you happen to see what Pujols did the year before? I mean isn't that what it is all about...the World Series?

hilary is my co-pilot said...

"its America's team vs America's QB"

just heard this on the radio, re: Dallas/GB.

kill me now.

blue said...

portuguese for happy birthday = "feliz aniversário"

jugdish said...

And we know A-Rod was physically there in the playoffs the last 5 years...but isn't that about all we can say about A-Rod and the playoffs?

I physically went to a few games, and my playoff average is only about .125 less than his.

El Padrino said...

jug his numbers are not that bad
look
there are 8 other guys that hit in a lineup and 10 pitchers that win or lose a game more than one player

in 10 post season series :
.279 AVG (41 hits) (21 runs scored)
7 HR's
17 RBI's
.361 OBP, .483 slugging
4 SB's

now consider the LCS (boston comeback) blame Riveria right?
twice they beat him....
the Angels sweep, detroit beat them and this year cleveland in which like i said he looked great, the pitching sucked

blue said...

"Did you happen to see what Pujols did the year before? I mean isn't that what it is all about...the World Series?"

Ok, so Pujols i the Kurt Warner of baseball and A-rod is the Donovan McNabb.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

they all look alike:

contract office boss just came by and apparently he cant tell the 2 black ladies in our office apart. one is 40ish, one is 60ish.

NS.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

*i witnessed the "incident" and the ladies said it happens all the time. now they just have a witness.

i stood there stunned.
ns

blue said...

happy birthday in spanish = cumplea├▒os felices

tem said...

hot chick is interviewing another hot chick (for offsite jobs since we have met our hot chick quota in here)...not a good start to the interview:

"Did you find us OK?"

"Yeah but I couldn't get into the building."

"Where did you park?"

"On front street."

"Oh well the entrance is on high."

"Yeah I went into another place and they told me how to get here."

blue said...

if she's hot, it doesn't matter if she can find the place or not.

El Padrino said...

bonds sucked before he put on a show in the 02 playoffs

blue said...

"Did you find us OK?"

I'm sitting here aren't I?

jugdish said...

Its the intangibles though...does he deliver in the clutch? Has he ever delivered in the clutch?

No.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

alright I need LOVs advice, there is cash money on the line:

suicide pool:

used: Balt, Dallas, GB, Indy, Jax, NE, NO, NYG, Pitt, SD, Seattle, Was

thinking about:

St. Loo (ATL), Carolina (SF), Tenn (Hou), Minn (Det), Cle (@AZ)

me and 1 person left.

thoughts?

not real sure who to take.

I like Carolina but SF got their shit together last week, albeit against the Cards.

And can you trust St. Loo, even against ATL?

blue said...

and c'mon everyone knows that enron field is a tiny baseball stadium. Pooholes HR off of Lidge would have been a pop-out in most ballparks.

tem said...

"if she's hot, it doesn't matter if she can find the place or not."


this is true. the interviews for this job could probably be over in about 2 minutes, but i guess they take 30 minutes to keep up the illusion.

blue said...

and yes, I still refer to Minute Maid park as Enron field.

jugdish said...

I wouldn't touch Ten...Cleveland looks like a decent option.

Atlanta is pretty bad, so St. Louis is also a decent pick.

blue said...

zeke...i'd take st. louis. They're playing a lot better now that Steven Jax is back.

blue said...

the only issue with cleveland is that's going to be a shootout, and AZ plays well at home, and cleveland is shitty on the road.

jugdish said...

"and c'mon everyone knows that enron field is a tiny baseball stadium. Pooholes HR off of Lidge would have been a pop-out in most ballparks."

We pick on the short porch in left all the time, but Pujols shot did not land in the first row in the Crawford boxes...it flew out of there.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I kinda like Minn bc Detroit sucks on the road too.

AZ's secondary is uber banged up right now.

blue said...

then again, you're taking advice from guys who all got eliminated in suicide pools already, so careful what you wish for.

El Padrino said...

St. LOO 100%

jugdish said...

"and yes, I still refer to Minute Maid park as Enron field."

We call it the Juice Box...and we refer to the Crawford Boxes as the Berkman boxes, from Lance Berkman's days of roaming left field.

tem said...

jug lives in houston?

tem said...

i thought he lived at that station in space.

tem said...

damn...pre lunch meeting.

pre-emptive HUNGRY

hilary is my co-pilot said...

St. LOO 100%

you forgot the "and WHY?"




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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going to catch up despite the baseball talk

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

PtP is cool with me

jugdish said...

I telework to the Station.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and c'mon everyone knows that enron field is a tiny baseball stadium"

Please refer to said stadium as the Juice Box

jugdish said...

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