Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Who loves ya, babe?

-Indiana/Ga Tech is on. DJ White seems solid. He plays basketball well. He shoots free fro's real shitty. This game ended with Indiana winning 77-62. Dont read Esssspin, they lie about the score. I was at the game. Believe me instead.

-It needs to be mentioned from the front page... Ricky Williams played in one game. Juan. That is freakin hilarious. Now Ricky can go smoke out. Just quit, man. Seriously, football is too hard anyway(zzzzzzzz). Didnt someone mention that he was gonna get 100 yards first time out? Whoever said that should take over Fridays and give betting advice. Pleace Advice.

-"Yeah that's what I'm talkin 'bout!!"

-March needs to get here. I'm already tired of the regular season of college hoops and I havent even watched one game. I think I'm up to 8 minutes of game time.

-So that dude that died... wasn't he ghetto as f*ck? I'm not sayin nothin about him cause of that.. of course I'm not gonna speak ill of the dead. Well, I totally would, but I'm really just too tired to think of him.. but I'm just getting mentally prepared to hear about how great he was and all that crap. I just need to remember the "real" him. Oh nevermind, WWL gives me a headline that says "He was maturing". Thank you. That is all I needed to know. However, that does suck ass to die. Just in general, ya know? Don't do it, kids.

-I just saw a banner for El Retardo's "Marathon Chat" on Wednesday. Apparently he is still a columnist and getting a paycheck? Troubling.

-Since the Blazers aren't using him, Greg Oden should go back to Tha Ohio State University. They could use him. Shit, they aren't even ranked.

-The Kooks put out a solid album called "Inside In the Outside Out". I think they're really young and from another country. Austrailia, the UK... China.. something very "indie rawk" like that.

-College foosball coaches are getting hired and fired everywhurr. Let's find a replacement for Lloyd soon, please.

-I really need to get a haircut.

-Like, really, fer shur need one.

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jugdish said...

REV!

jugdish said...

DOS!

jugdish said...

TCS

Jugdish 3 100.0%

PAC-10 poon said...

jug makes me laugh

blue said...

who let that sonofabitch in here

jugdish said...

That is my highest TCS ranking ever...but that is like a preseason ranking.

jugdish said...

That is my highest TCS ranking ever...but that is like a preseason ranking.

jugdish said...

I just stuttered like Bill Walton...not sure how that posted twice.

ToddPacker said...

jug is dominating

jugdish said...

I feel like Reggie Miller when he scored 8 points in like 6 seconds.

Wasn't that against the Knicks?

Sorry for that memory elp.

tem said...

final TCS from yesterday:

Zeke 120 14.93%
Keith 106 13.18%
tem 103 12.81%
Blue 67 8.33%
El Pad 65 8.08%
freak 63 7.84%
Tyler 60 7.46%
Jug 54 6.72%
TP 51 6.34%
Deke 49 6.09%
Kod 27 3.36%
Rev 14 1.74%
Beth 7 0.87%
Spiff 5 0.62%
Eracist 4 0.50%
WC 4 0.50%
BBB 3 0.37%
Mills 2 0.25%

ToddPacker said...

yes... it was against the knicks

El Padrino said...

that was a disaster

*he got away with a foul on the second three

fucking alien head

tem said...

poon fight was hilarious.

blue said...

somebody should shoot Reggie Miller in the groin.


too soon?

El Padrino said...

him and sam cassel should go back to thier motherlands

tem said...

bbb, shave your head.

tem said...

i have started drinking a diet pepsi every morning.

i need to quit that, it is terrible.

El Padrino said...

diet soda is bad

jugdish said...

Diet Dr. Pepper is tollerable.

jugdish said...

Diet soda talked killed LOV.

Beth said...

BBB, why would you need a haircut? Don't you always wear a beanie? (according to wease that is)

Big Brother's Brother said...

yeah if i shave it off again, the beanie will need to come back for the winter.

but i'm super insecure about wearing it now.. my beanie spirit has been broken. (s)

blue said...

Diet Dr. Pepper is the only diet drink i'll partake in

tem said...

beanies are cool.

ToddPacker said...

diet dew is ok

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Diet Dr. Pep is good

tem said...

diet is ok with me. it probably kills me faster too, so i got that going for me.

Keith S said...

50 chicks hotter than Jolie
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Rachel Bilson
Beyonce
Kim Kardashian
Megan Good
Carmen Electra
Alyssa Milano
Halle Berry
Hayden Panettiere
Jessica Simpson
Megan Fox
Stacy Keibler
Eva Mendes
Carrie Underwood
Torrie Wilson
Ali Landry
Natalie Portman
Estella Warren
Joanna Krupa NSFW
Scarlett Johansson
Charlize Theron
Vida Guerra
Brooke Burke
Christina Aguilera
Maria Sharapova
Salma Hayek
Kristin Cavallari
Christine Dolce
Anna Kournikova
Jennifer Aniston
Elisha Cuthbert
Adriana Lima
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Elisha Dushku
Erica Durance
Shannon Elizabeth
Denise Richards
Nicole Scherzinger
Maria Menounos
Ali Larter
Heidi Klum
Gabrielle Union
Kate Beckinsale
Tiffani Thiessen
Sofia Vergara
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Melissa Theuriau
Cindy Margolis
Katharine McPhee

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Some diet sodas contain carcinogens

Keith S said...

"Diet Dr. Pepper is tollerable."

Yep. Of course, jug said it, so it is true.

blue said...

some dude sent me pics of a pool party at UofA...topless chicks...sweet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bravo Keith!

blue said...

keith...that's like your opinion man...on those chicks

jugdish said...

Standing O and an A for effort for all the links!

blue said...

but...it was good work, great looking out.

Steve said...

Thoughts By Steve

Die Hard 4.
Not as good as the previous 3, but still pretty damn good.

Duke
Must...not...get...excited...conference...play...hasn't...started...yet. And god, Wisconsin is sloooowwwwww.

Chuck
That blonde spy chick is moving into my top 5 where she will stay for quite some time. Yet, I'm bummed that I can't find any sluty pictures of her. *scoffs*

Dead Gangsta Dude
That's what happens to gansta dudes, they get shot. If he wasn't doing something shady or hanging out with shady people, he'd still be at home drinking his 40.

Work
Boss = Douchebag

Keith S said...

Of course it's my opinion. I didn't take a survey. That's way too much work.

blue said...

Jessica Simpson? Why don't you throw Brooke Hogan on there too? and Hillary Swank

tem said...

"carcinogens"

knowing is knowledge and i have heard that word and it sounds bad, but i don't know what it means.

and not knowing is bliss.

blue said...

"Chuck
That blonde spy chick is moving into my top 5 where she will stay for quite some time. Yet, I'm bummed that I can't find any sluty pictures of her. *scoffs*"

yes, she needs to do a Maxim or FHM photoshoot, like now

tem said...

steve good points.


keith good list.


pac10poon will link up the topless shots right?

tem said...

this could be the best link day ever.

blue said...

PtP will figure out a way to link them up. I guess I could just put them on the PtP website with a NSFW disclaimer.

Steve said...

nice work keith

Keith S said...

"PtP will figure out a way to link them up. I guess I could just put them on the PtP website with a NSFW disclaimer."

You've done it before.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem, carcinogens cause cancer

jugdish said...

It is PtP's duty to link them.

Keith S said...

ESPN's Heisman watch still has McFadden 3rd. Stupid.

Keith S said...

Jesus, everything causes cancer

blue said...

Darren McFadden causes cancer

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I am also in dire need of a haircut

tem said...

"Tem, carcinogens cause cancer"

cancer is good right?

blue said...

wet t-shirt day at PtP

Beth said...

Hey EP (if you're still out there), you ever hear of a Brooklyn restaurant called Lugers? The big boss man is going to NY soon and eating there and is going around telling everyone how great and expensive it is, and I'm trying to figure out if he's full of it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes, cancer is muy bueno

Keith S said...

Wow there's about 6 chicks and 150 dudes at that party. At least the chicks were naked.

blue said...

is it pronounced like the olympic sport "the luge"?

maybe it's a restaurant full of ice luges or something.

blue said...

"Wow there's about 6 chicks and 150 dudes at that party. At least the chicks were naked."

that's how every wet t-shirt contest i've ever attended has been....and then they get nekkid.

blue said...

and probably raped...because that's cool in college

hilary is my co-pilot said...

keef - cyber standing O. Great work. even if I'd disagree with some selections, outstanding work my friend.

blue said...

Keith is LoV member of the day

tem said...

keith is awesome.

tem said...

i was glad to see SMG on the list. I am a big fan of hers.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Torrie Wilson is underrated. Great selection.

Keith S said...

The Hillary picture was my inspiration

tem said...

blue do not go to any wet t-shirt contests with your current boss, or ex boss.

tem said...

i suspect you would be disappointed.

ToddPacker said...

nice work on the list, keith

hilary is my co-pilot said...

if you put Torrie Wilson on the list Stacy Keebler should be on it. It's only fair.

Keith S said...

I was going to put EA on the list, but she went to FU so that is unacceptable.

Keith S said...

"if you put Torrie Wilson on the list Stacy Keebler should be on it. It's only fair."

#13 man

hilary is my co-pilot said...

ah, there she is.

blessed be

Keith S said...

And frankly, Stacy Keibler should be in my 5.

Keith S said...

Wow, EA shares my bday with me. Talk about meant to be.

El Padrino said...

"Hey EP (if you're still out there), you ever hear of a Brooklyn restaurant called Lugers? The big boss man is going to NY soon and eating there and is going around telling everyone how great and expensive it is, and I'm trying to figure out if he's full of it."

Peter Lugers
It's a steak joint. Very expensive indeed. Very good though, a little snooty for me.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

when is her birfday? how old is she?

El Padrino said...

well done keef, well done

blue said...

Stacy Keibler suckered me into watching some chick show that cmblue used to watch..."what about brian" there were some hotties on that show, but it was a dumb show.

ToddPacker said...

"ESPN's Heisman watch still has McFadden 3rd. Stupid."

tebow and daniel > mcfadden

Keith S said...

"when is her birfday? how old is she?"

5/4/78
She's a year younger than me

blue said...

and yes, I base some of my tv viewing on how hot the chicks are...

Keith S said...

"tebow and daniel > mcfadden"

You're high.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

before I'd vote Tebow #1 I'd like to see how many of those rushing TD's were from inside the 5.

Beth said...

Thanks for the info EP!

Keith S said...

I would watch a show if Keibler was on it, no mater how dumb it was.

blue said...

"tebow and daniel > mcfadden"

maybe combined they are

tebow and daniel are products of their system...they are Alex Smith and Andre Ware

Beth said...

"and yes, I base some of my tv viewing on how hot the chicks are"

Which makes you...male.

ToddPacker said...

the auburn game should have removed mcfadden from all heisman talk

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I'd vote for Dixon. NS. I don't think Oregon has scored points (or at least not many) since he's been out).

ToddPacker said...

"before I'd vote Tebow #1 I'd like to see how many of those rushing TD's were from inside the 5."


about half... i think

Keith S said...

Then the UGA game should remove Tebow from all Heisman talk.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I'm still dumbfounded that FLA doesn't have a stud RB, and that one guy Moody will be a transfer and not a true "recruit".

blue said...

yeah, tebow didn't put up great numbers against Auburn either

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

One of the local sports radio dudes here says this yesterday- "I you don't watch Dancing With The Stars, you don't like women.

Keith S said...

I don't think I'd vote for Dixon based on what the team did after he got hurt, because if the same happened to Daniel, Tebow, McFadden their teams would be in the same situation.

blue said...

McFadden will finish this year as the #2 single season rusher in SEC history, and probably will end up #2 in career yards also.

So if you're going to tell me that the SEC is a stud conference you have to reward the guy

JFreak said...

Colt Brennan for Heisman.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

maybe keef, but I think Oregon hasn't scored ONE POINT in something like 7 quarters since Dixon went down.

I think the other schools could at least score a point.

My argument isn't the most solid, but I don't think there is a clear frontrunner.

blue said...

and Oregon got shut out by UCLA because Brady Leaf got hurt in the 1st quarter, so they were playing 2 true freshman at QB that whole game...not an excuse but understandable.

JFreak said...
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blue said...

Oregon scored points after Dixon went down against UofA...when he left they had 11 points, and they finished with 24 or 25.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I think Tebow should win and they should rename it the Tebowman.

the statue should be of him with his arm around a bimbo.

blue said...

tebow does have impressive numbers though, the TD thing is what's going to win him the Heisman

ToddPacker said...

"Then the UGA game should remove Tebow from all Heisman talk."


"yeah, tebow didn't put up great numbers against Auburn either"


true, but not as bad as mcfadden did against auburn

hilary is my co-pilot said...

they've scored 13 pts in the last 7 quarters, heard this on Rome or Cowheard the other day. my bad, not 0. Still you get the point.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I think the Missouri guy should win or Brennan. NS

this season especially, where 2 of the candidates play on what 3 and 4 loss teams.....can't give it to them.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

College football is the awesomest










s

blue said...

I think they'd have scored on UCLA if Leaf didn't get hurt. Not saying they would have won the game. but a senior with lots of game experience>>>>2 freshman, who have never thrown a pass in college.

blue said...

Brennan will be hurt by the fact that he missed basically 3 games.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Detmer won the Heisman by basically having the same career as Brennan.

blue said...

yes but Detmer didn't rape women

Keith S said...

zeke
I see your point on Dixon, just don't think he'll get much run missing 3+ games.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Didnt someone mention that he was gonna get 100 yards first time out? Whoever said that should take over Fridays and give betting advice. Pleace Advice.

I believe Freak made this prediction. Not sure if it was an "s" comment or not though.

blue said...

I agree with Keith. If Dixon had stayed healthy, he probably wins it.

blue said...

who are you talking about zeke?

hilary is my co-pilot said...

CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT NEWS BULLETIN:


The hot chick we discussed yesterday, has in fact.....quit.

*please join me in observing a moment of silence.

























































thank you

hilary is my co-pilot said...

blue, read today's post

tem said...

"5/4/78
She's a year younger than me"

keith is 30?

hilary is my co-pilot said...

office suicide pool update: I'm in the final 2.

tem said...

zeke that is terrible news.

the only upside is that they might replace her with another hot chick.

tem said...

but that has to be a 2% shot at best.

tem said...

zeke how did the NASCAR pool end up for you?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wait. There was a trade in the FNBA league? What a lopsided deal.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

my company is having a contest - whoever decorates their cube/office the best in a "winter wonderland" theme wins cash money.

I'm thinking of simply photocopying my middle finger and putting it on my door with a bow.

Not sure how well this would be taken though.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

deke were you alive yesterday when this was discussed?

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Tem, I was in second the last 10+ weeks of the season, then overtook the guy ahead of me in the final race. 1st place baby.

blue said...

hahahaha

shamhoff says there is a rumore that the skins will play their first play on defense this week with only 10 players to honor Sean Taylor...

so how is getting burned for a TD because you're a man short going to honor him?

ToddPacker said...

for zeke, tebow's rushing tds:

1 yard - 4
2 yards - 5
3 yards - 3
5 yards - 4
6 yards - 1
7 yards - 1
9 yards - 2
16 yards - 1
23 yards - 1

hilary is my co-pilot said...

and no-go on hiring another hotty to take her place, they aren't hiring right now.

Beth said...

Zeke, photoshop a santa hat on the middle finger and you'll win easily.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

shamhoff says there is a rumore that the skins will play their first play on defense this week with only 10 players to honor Sean Taylor...

what a fucking tool. this "rumor" came from the comments of the Redskins Insiders blog on the Washington Post - made by some donkey dick commenter.

great "journalism" there doucheoff.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

excellent idear beth, I will take it under advisement.

Keith S said...

"keith is 30?"

Yessir. My pic is from my 30th bday

hilary is my co-pilot said...

its hard to hate on Tebow's stats TP.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

my pic is from my 77th birfday.

tem said...

1st place? that paid like a billion dollars right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke were you alive yesterday when this was discussed?"

It was a joke. I apologize for not following proper protocol.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I could see starting the game and lining up with 10....then immediately call a timeout. Tell the other coach before hand so he doesn't pull shennanigans.

like blue said, don't start the game by giving up a TD, a TO ok, TD, no.

tem said...

tem turns 30 in 8 days or something like that.

blue said...

Hey, did you know it's "Jimmy V week" at ESPN?

don't never give up, don't even try

hilary is my co-pilot said...

gotdamn it deke put the fucking S on the comments.

S

(but NS)

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Zeke turns 30 today.

NS

JFreak said...

My ricky williams prediction was a ridiculous one that would look great if I got it right.

Keith S said...

I don't think a left-handed person should win the Heisman. Those people are weird.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

yeah it was a nice payoff, it was the best fantasy league I've ever been in. ns

tem said...

if you did the 10 man thing against the pats, they'd tell you that was a good idea and that they'd just run off tackle.

then they'd throw a bomb to moss.

JFreak said...

"I didn't even know it could get down to zero."

you're kidding, right?

tem said...

"I don't think a left-handed person should win the Heisman."

EAD old timer.

ToddPacker said...

happy birthday, zeke

Keith S said...

I think if they just went with 3 DL, 4 LB, & 4 DB they would be ok. Might give up a 1st down, but probably not a TD.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I "donated" 5$ to the V fund last year. ns I'm a philanthropist like that.

tem said...

zeke we could have had a combo party.

happy birfday.

tem said...

what are you supposed to do on your 30th?

happy hour and get drunk?

strip club?

both?

nothing?

tem said...

HOLY FUCK IT IS PAST 11:30.

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear that zeke

Keith S said...

Nice, a bday party. We already have the stripper here. Beth!!!!






Maybe (s)
Maybe (ns)

El Padrino said...

happy birfday

30 sucks balls i imagine

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I could go for a combo party, I call having the stripper sit on my face first though.

blue said...

I haven't had a 30th birthday yet. I've had a 1st and second anniversary of my 29th birthday though.

Keith S said...

"what are you supposed to do on your 30th?"

I was drunk at a strip club in Mexico. It's probably too late for you to plan that.

El Padrino said...

gotta see some titties on your 30th birfday

gotta

hilary is my co-pilot said...

yeah, my fam is making a bigger deal out of 30 than me. I'm not worried about it, luckily I have the maturity level of an advanced 12 year old, and have a mind like a steel trap.

blue said...

cmblue made a big deal about my 30th, but i just had a mellow day. It was the "now you're old" comments that kept me feeling good all year long.

El Padrino said...

beth show your tits for the man
he's 30 for crissakes
not much time left!

ToddPacker said...

"30 sucks balls i imagine"


30 isn't so bad.... i turn 37 in 23 days.... 40 is just around the corner and that sucks

tem said...

same here zeke.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"sorry to hear that zeke"

I think me & EP are the only ones in our primes.

El Padrino said...

40 sucks dick and balls

i'm deathly afraid of 40

El Padrino said...

i think freak is a young'en too

Keith S said...

I turn 31 in 159 days

blue said...

today my department here is throwing "me" a baby shower. While I appreciate the gesture and will gladly take the gift card or whatever, it seems kind of weird for me to be the "guest of honor" at a baby shower.

blue said...

oh, and I will surely eat the cake.

Keith S said...

Freak isn't even 21 is he?

JFreak said...

blue is having a baby.

JFreak said...

"An unnamed team has admitted that it inquired about trading for McNabb before the trade deadline but the Eagles wanted three first-round picks in return so the deal was nixed, NFL.com reports."

3 first rounders?

You're never ever gonna get that.

El Padrino said...

my 30 birfday will be a bash
complete with vodka fountains, exotic dancers, burritos, scotch, cigars and gambling

El Padrino said...

i dont really know what to say about that blue

El Padrino said...

but i think i woulda kept it to myself

JFreak said...

SG chat starts in 10 minutes.

Keith S said...

I was gonna send blue "Baby's First Stripper Pole" but I didn't have a box big enough to ship it.

blue said...

i'll sit a few out

El Padrino said...

3 first rounders for mcnabb

yea right
I wouldnt give 3 first rounders for Brady or Manning

Beth said...

"beth show your tits for the man
he's 30 for crissakes"

Nah, Zeke would never believe they were mine.

Happy Birthday though Zeke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i think freak is a young'en too"

Freak is my sister's age, and I certainly don't consider her wise or an adult, or anything of the like.

JFreak said...

That's because she's a woman, of course she's not wise.

El Padrino said...

who cares what zeke thinks
i want to see some knockers

blue said...

c'mon beth, you know you like the attention

Tyler said...

Colin Cowherd mispronounced Johan Santana's name this morning on accident. He called him "Johantana". Hilarity.

JFreak said...

Time to begin the quest to get "Eltardo" in the chat.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

birfday knockers = good

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Do you prefer : El Tardo or El Retardo, please advice.

I will be c-n-p'ing this comment tills its answered.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

beff, post them knockers, make an old guy happy on his birfday.

El Padrino said...

yeah beth cmon, he's too old to even catch a woodrow

blue said...

you know beth has put the tits on the glass before...or photocopied them for the law dawgs.

jugdish said...

Is that SG chat going to be on the Insider? I'm not going to be hitting refresh on here AND there for the next seven hours.

blue said...

jug, you can't use the java window? or whatever they use that auto updates

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I put boston as my city but he ignoring my question.

blue said...

it's not java, maybe flash

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