Wednesday, November 21, 2007

wHaT r U tHaNkFuL 4 'N' wHy?????

BBB's post, enjoy:
Off for the week n' ish. you get the slightly early in the evening post for all your troubles. maybe EP shoulda just used today for his betting post. woulda probably been smart. maybe i shoulda come up with the idea before we both left up outta this mofo. ah well. incase u dont read comments and u want his picks, theyre up on his blog, so go fetch.

I present this next little nugget in honor of all things PWT (poor white trash):




















And before someone starts in with the "it might be tacky but that crap costs more than your car does!".. no, no it doesnt, but that's irregardlessness.. more importantly, it is however far more tacky than anything that i will evar own. even if i owned weazy's coked-up "wife" after buying her Hostel-style from a rich overseas business man, this shitstain of a tribute vehicle would still be the tackiest. by far.

Folks, that's sayin' something.

Anyways... the last thing i gotta say is "look out for that wall".

I hope everybody has a great TGiving and enjoys spending time with their families n' shit... wait. that's a lie. i hope everyone except Beth chokes on chicken bones, although she is the most likely to be in position to do so by showcasing her talents at the work dinner buffet. sad, but true. (love you, snookums).


Somethingsportsrelatedsomethingsportsrelatedsomethingsportsrelated.

The Lions eat ass and i hope to high heaven they get anal raped sans lube on national tv on Turkey Day. good times.

if i didnt post this by tmrw morning, somebody else just do it for me, will ya?piece bitches!

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jugdish said...

REV

jugdish said...

I am thankful for not having a hangover today.

Steve said...

i am thankful for nothing.


I earned it.

tem said...

final tcs from yesterday:

tem 131 21.34%
El Pad 82 13.36%
Blue 81 13.19%
Keith 68 11.07%
TP 66 10.75%
Deke 59 9.61%
Jug 39 6.35%
freak 19 3.09%
Beth 18 2.93%
Zeke 13 2.12%
Steve 10 1.63%
Spiff 8 1.30%
marco 6 0.98%
Tyler 5 0.81%
WC 5 0.81%
BBB 4 0.65%

tem said...

i am thankful that all the big bosses are out of the office today and yesterday.

blue said...

damn if i'd have known I was that close, i would have bumped up a couple of more

jugdish said...

I'm happy I finally got over 2%. Normally I'm stuck on 1.999999999% thanks to tem's no rounding policy.

blue said...

6.35 is a good % for jug

the more jug the better.

tem said...

jug is dominating today.

tem said...

early tcs:

Jug 2 100%

jugdish said...

Lack of a TPS threat should help my stats today.

Steve said...

I'm so bored. I'm actually hoping for some work to do.

It's a sad day in Steve world.

blue said...

TPS is outta control here today....i keep telling it to fuck off though

tem said...

maybe steve can do some of your work blue.

tem said...

this is gonna be a slow day.

and i just learnt that we leave at 2pm.

a fucking 3/4 day. wtf.

tem said...

the ass clowns here must have read about the 3/4 day concept here.

fuck that, i am taking a 4hr lunch.

tem said...

and not doing any work.

Steve said...

Hero's cheerleader pics

tem said...

i like cheerleaders.

except the one who is the bottom of the pyramid.

blue said...

3/4ths days are becoming the norm in office settings, I read it in money magazine (s)

tem said...

that is what you get for reading.


reading is the devil.

blue said...

that heroes chick was a cheerleader in "bring it on 5" or whatever number it was...I guess she likes being a cheerleader.

blue said...

i thought football was the devil

tem said...

she is a good cheerleader.

blue said...

or foosball

Beth said...

"i like cheerleaders"

I was a cheerleader in HS, and I wasn't even on the bottom of the pyramid. Come to think of it, we didn't even do the pyramid thing.

(ns)

jugdish said...

I posted some cool shuttle pics on my blog for anyone who is interested.

jugdish said...

A rare jug blog posting.

blue said...

wow, a jug blog posting

beth, got any pics of you as a cheerleader? then my day will be complete.

blue said...

shamford shut the blog down

jugdish said...

I heard Ricky Williams has been reinstated.

Keith S said...

"More CFB: So, yeah, Nick Saban compared Alabama losing to Louisiana-Monroe to 9/11."

Um, no he didn't compare the game to 9/11. Fucking retard. That's what I was talking about yesterday, people blowing it out of proportion.

tem said...

i got super pissed at jesse palmer on college football live for blowing that saban shit out of proportion.

blue said...

potato...potahto keith

tem said...

beth cheerleader pics would make my day complete.

tem said...

they read the statement from the Bama guy that says "this is not comparing the two...etc"


and the first thing out of Palmers mouth was "Saban comparing these two things is just wrong...."

JFreak said...
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tem said...

where did keith get that quote from?

why did shamford shut er down?

blue said...

i guess he shut it down because everyone was squabling...he's very DB-ish

tem said...

why didn't you do the pyramid thing? that is like saying you didn't wear skirts.

Beth said...

I'd have to do some serious searching to find any of my cheerleader pics. And after the grief I got from some of you after my last posted picture it's kind of hard to get motivated to do that searching...

Beth said...

"why didn't you do the pyramid thing?"

We weren't very good.

Beth said...

We did wear skirts though.

Beth said...

But underwear was optional.

(s)

blue said...

Saban can say he wasn't comparing the two, but he was using an example in american history to help define his point about his team coming together. I see where his heads at with the statement, but it's still in poor taste.

To say that, Americans rallied together and were brought closer by the events of 9/11, would be true.

To say that our football team will rally together because of this disasterous loss, might be true too.

He just shouldn't have used the examples that he used. Saban's an idiot either way.

Beth said...

And there is LOV's first cheerleading Z I think.

tem said...

what the hell does he think is going to happen in the comments section?

it is sports talk then squabbling then sports talk then squabbling.

what a douche.

blue said...

beth-

who gave you grief?

one-ball and mouth spitter? who cares about them.

blue said...

you're in the trust tree

jugdish said...

Irregardless...everything gets blown out of proportion.

tem said...

that is just too PC blue.

he's trying to make a comparison everyone would understand.

he should have said prefaced it a little better, but how else is he going to make his point? talk about how sometimes you run out of beer for the big game and then someone needs to go get it? kinda like how bama lost and now they need someome to step up and get the beer? that makes little sense.

tem said...

anyway, HUNGRY

Beth said...

Actually that was just an excuse, finding the pics would just require too much effort.

Mom has them packed away somewhere I'm sure and I don't see her looking hard for them if I said: "hey, can you find the pics of me when I was underage and scantily clad so I can post them online for a bunch of guys I've never met?"

blue said...

idgaf about nick saban, but he did choose poor examples.

he probably should have said "like the NE patriots and spygate" or "like the redsawks and the 2004 playoffs" or "like ND and the gipper"

blue said...

so you're saying that mbeth doesn't swing?

jugdish said...

Its all in how you word it Beth...I would not choose that wording.

jugdish said...

RE: Saben

Did he make those comments in a press conference or just talking to his team?

Keith S said...

I would agree with the poor taste because those events affected millions of people. But to think that he's comparing sports to tragedy is too much. People like Shammy need something to talk about so they make stories bigger than they are.

jugdish said...

Also...people need to look at the intent of his comments, not just the fact that he mentioned 9-11 and losing a football game in the same sentence.

intent

INTENT

Its all about intent.

Keith S said...

"he probably should have said "like the NE patriots and spygate" or "like the redsawks and the 2004 playoffs" or "like ND and the gipper""

or Arod and the fans booing him.

(s)

blue said...

just like the phil jackson brokeback mountain comments...those were funny as hell

JFreak said...

BAM!

jugdish said...

I wonder how long Phil was waiting to use that comparison.

Keith S said...

If Phil had compared it to hetero sex there would have been no mention of it.

jugdish said...

Well, those fags are sensitive about everything.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

shammy shut it down...again

blue said...

penetration and kick-out is a great basketball/brokeback analogy

blue said...

"Well, those fags are sensitive about everything."

the media needed something to talk about...every homo that called into Rome's show said it was funny.

how does that insult gay people?

jugdish said...

I was being sarcastic. Besides...the sporty fags that call into Rome's show won't be offended, but they are probably in the minority.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck yes

it's FRIDAAAAAAAY

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

aguilera shaves

nsfw

jugdish said...

bitchy elf

jugdish said...

It is virtual Friday.

blue said...

jug = hilarity

jugdish said...

I'm going to grab something to eat.

Beth said...

Ok, I don't know who that Elf is but damn she's hot! :-)

Beth said...

And with that, I'm outta here for the holidays. Have a good one everyone! See ya on Monday.

blue said...

law dawgs only work 1/2 days today, damn

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where'd Packer go? ElP?

Johnny the monkey Estrada? what are your expectations?

blue said...

EP is out today, i think he said.

Keith S said...

1/4 rev is gonna be tough today.

blue said...

I still can't believe that weazy quit us because of the suicide league

tem said...

"People like Shammy need something to talk about so they make stories bigger than they are."

exactly why I hate all media.

tem said...

he quit us? for really real?

tem said...

beth i doubt your mom would have any problem with that.

Keith S said...

no natty

tem said...

boo

jugdish said...

I have returned with food...too many people out now stocking up for turkey day.

Keith S said...

I hate going to the store during this week. I went last week thinking it wouldn't be that bad and it was ricoculous.

tem said...

stores suck.

1.5hrs until i leave.

Keith S said...

You suck

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blegh- I have to go to the grocery today.

tem said...

yes, i need to strive to improve.

jugdish said...

So the guy filling in for Rome is trying to get people to call in, and he says "have a take and don't suck".

What is the rule about him sucking?

jugdish said...

I'm going to pull a SG and post my NFL preview tomorrow. I don't want to spoil anything, but I have a good feeling about the Patriots.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

skdbvigegr

tem said...

jug is funny.

tem said...

deke, i agree with that.

tem said...

Goldie Hawn is 62 today.

jugdish said...

wow...62?

Remember her in Wildcats?

jugdish said...

Any bodoggers out there?

tem said...

yes i remember. and in private benjamin.

Spaceman Spiff said...

where the white women at

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's gotta be something for us to do.

tem said...

in 1hr i can go home.

tem said...

we can photshop some nekkid breasts onto beths picture.

tem said...

jewel's last name is Kilcher

Keith S said...

Name this song...

Quick to snatch yo ugly ass off the street so fuck peace

tem said...

rap is not in tem's wheelhouse.

Keith S said...

That was Tim McGraw

tem said...

i don't like tim.

tem said...

i am surprised we broke 100 today.

Keith S said...

Do you really think that was Tim?

JFreak said...

Bang bang choo-choo train, whoa-ah-whoa.

tem said...

no i do not.

tem said...

but i figured i'd humor you anyway.

Keith S said...

Consider me humored.

JFreak said...

boobs was here today.

ToddPacker said...

"Where'd Packer go? ElP?

Johnny the monkey Estrada? what are your expectations?"


i'm still here...tps is not kind today

estrada...ehh, not a fan

tem said...

johnny estrada sounds like he sucks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Estrada is AWFUL

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

He threw out 7% of base stealers

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Quick to snatch yo ugly ass off the street so fuck peace"

I know this fucking song, and I can't come up with it.

ToddPacker said...

"He threw out 7% of base stealers"

what % did loduca throw out?

ToddPacker said...

hit em up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel like its off of "R U Still Down(Remember Me)?"

tem said...

but it is not always the catchers fault.


that was my impersonation of something either corbin, mills, or cmfost would say.

tem said...

so why did mills take his ball and go home? because he lost the pool?

or did we cheat so he lost?

ToddPacker said...

"that was my impersonation of something either corbin, mills, or cmfost would say."


shut up, tom..... that was my mills impersonation

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

He and Zeke tied. So, I deleted his entry, thus making Zeke the sole winner.

Mills said...

or did we cheat so he lost?
----------
i haven't taken my ball anywhere.

but i don't really care to participate in a place where people delete teams from fantasy leagues after the league is over.

that is g a capital y.

Mills said...

shut up, tom..... that was my mills impersonation
---------
i would have gone with Thomas.

Mills said...

good efforting though.

Mills said...

He and Zeke tied. So, I deleted his entry, thus making Zeke the sole winner.
---------
and then you took his member in your mouth and gave him a happy ending

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

BOO HOO HOO.

Just like a lawyer. Gotta have static proof because you're not a credible person.

"Nuh-uh! Says right here I did it."

Mills said...

It was just stupid. And basically if it actually meant something, like a victory in a real league, a real shitty thing to do.

I could give a flying eff about your "prizes" - but on principle, its a shit thing to do.

Mills said...

but we gots a potluck going on.

have a safe and happy holiday.

tem said...

"shut up, tom"

that was a good impersonation.

he might have used tommy though.

tem said...

"i would have gone with Thomas."

ah i sit corrected (as el pad would say)

Steve said...

Entertain Yourself for the next 30-45 minutes.

tem said...

well deleting the team was at least entertaining.

tem said...

and unrelated to that post it is time to go home.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why would you believe I would do that in something that actually would have counted for anything?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Vickie's Secret show. Ehh

Steve said...

My Favorite

Steve said...

Woops, I meant this one

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm afraid steve and I can't carry this thing alone.

ToddPacker said...

mills is mad at meiz

ToddPacker said...

close enough to a 3/4 day.... i'm out.... good turkey day to all

Keith S said...

ToddPacker said...
hit em up


Big winner

Keith S said...

Have a good one TP. Don't forget to slap around those brats.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mills needs collateral evidence to validate his achievements.

Keith S said...

That's because he has the GrEaTeSt TrOpHy CoLlEcTiOn EvAr!!!!

blue said...

I'm back...that was a gloriously long lunch, now to bide my time for another hour and a half

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've been lonely, Blue

blue said...

maybe we should play a game

Keith S said...

Don't mind me.

blue said...

probably not though

blue said...

chipotle had a "turkey" burrito today I think...it didn't look appetizing

blue said...

what time does the game start tomorrow keith?

Keith S said...

I had a bacon cheeseburger pizza for lunch. It was just eh.

JFreak said...

toby sucks.

Keith S said...

6:00

blue said...

i find it amusing that steve doesn't like toby

blue said...

freak, what time are you meeting fmtem tonight?

tem said...

hopefully soon, she is cramping my style.

tem said...

but fmtem doesn't leave for IN until tomorrow.

Keith S said...

She does get a little clingy

tem said...

so when shamford shuts down the comments why don't the lemmings just go to the previous day's post and comment there??

Keith S said...

That's funny tem. I was thinking about that earlier. I don't think they are that smart. Cummy is their leader for chrissakes.

Keith S said...

Did you tell fmtem about setting up her US tour?

blue said...

shamford's readers are dum

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Whataday

blue said...

if somebody shut down here, I would go there and make them pay.

blue said...

BIO posted about Family Guy

tem said...

i did not tell her about the tour. i wanted it to be a surprise.

blue said...

surprise!

blue said...

petros papadakis was the guy helping host the Jim Rome show today...that guy is awful

blue said...

petros does all the Pac-10 games on FSN, he pisses me off

blue said...

Petro's picture when he played at USC

Tyler said...

Words cannot describe how awesome that truck is. Even the word "awesome" doesn't come close to how awesome it truly is. Nice find.

Tyler said...

Petros is terrible. He's on a local sports radio channel. He also comes on every once in awhile on the morning drive time show I listen to. He is the host of Pros Vs. Joes. He is in high demand but no one realizes that he talks like Sylvester the Cat.

blue said...

he's a funny guy, but his voice is grating

Keith S said...

Man, I miss TDiLoVH.

RIP

blue said...

I think that truck is from Colorado (ns). It looks like it has one of the alternative license plates for here.

Tyler said...

He was a starter for USC's worst four years in football. Their record was horrible, but then when he graduated they started turning it around. Coincidence? I don't think so.

blue said...

Keith-

if you see petros at the game tomorrow, punch him in the kidney for LoV

JFreak said...

I have the Office theme stuck in my head.

Not an entirely terrible thing.

Keith S said...

Tomorrow's game is on ESPN

Tyler said...

Yeah, TDiLoVH's not gonna happen today. Too busy. As you can tell by my TCS Ranking. It keeps going down.

Tyler said...

Make a sign involving ESPN and Petros' name. There's a P in both. Should be easy. I don't have time to come up with something witty right now.

Keith S said...

I will never make a sign to take to a sporting event.

Keith S said...

I may be holier then now, but I'm not doing it.

Tyler said...

Everyone Sock Petros in the Nuts. That's all I've got and it's not good.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What is this truck I'm hearing about?

blue said...

tyler's sign is good

blue said...

"Tomorrow's game is on ESPN"

he'll be there anyway, hanging out with his buddy Matty.

blue said...

"What is this truck I'm hearing about?"

the truck from BBB's post today

Keith S said...

OK. Well if I see him I'll punch him and say "This is from blue"

blue said...

the headline on CNN right now is "Baby's can tell naughty playmates"

I thought it was about porn.

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