Thursday, November 01, 2007

What do you want me to say?

Seriously, I've got nothing.

Pacers-Wiz game was fun to be at, even though the stands were half full.


Things learned last night:

Cleveland sucks.

Durant is gangly.

Durant misses lots of shots.

Luke Ridnour isn't playing at all for the Sonics, why did I draft him?

Screamin' A. Smith likes to yell.

Bill Walton and I agree on something for the first time ever.

None of the top 3 chasers has won at Texas.

Kobe wants to be traded.

Defensive 3 seconds is called a lot.

Ginobli flops.

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Keith S said...

You left out:

Knowing is knowledge

LoV is holier then now

Cummy has an extra chromosome

and

was this there so much talk about the overrated SEC here?

JFreak said...

Those are things I learned before last night.

Keith S said...

*learnt

tem said...

Was LOV AD good last night?

tem said...

stats from last post:

tem 149 17.63%
Blue 103 12.19%
Keith 100 11.83%
Mills 74 8.76%
El Pad 73 8.64%
Cummy 63 7.46%
Kod/BEA 47 5.56%
Deke 42 4.97%
Zeke 41 4.85%
TP 35 4.14%
Spiff 29 3.43%
BBB 27 3.20%
Beth 17 2.01%
Jug 10 1.18%
Lou 10 1.18%
freak 10 1.18%
Tyler 6 0.71%
Eracist 5 0.59%
ihrtcrg 4 0.47%
Rev 0 0.00%
WC 0 0.00%

tem said...

stats for the week to date, not counting today:

tem 558 15.26%
Blue 539 14.74%
Zeke 438 11.98%
Keith 366 10.01%
Cummy 256 7.00%
El Pad 244 6.67%
Deke 242 6.62%
Mills 178 4.87%
freak 135 3.69%
Spiff 131 3.58%
Kod 111 3.04%
TP 106 2.90%
Tyler 95 2.60%
BBB 78 2.13%
Beth 77 2.11%
jug 56 1.53%
Lou 18 0.49%
Eracist 12 0.33%
Rev 8 0.22%
ihrtcrg 8 0.22%
WC 0 0.00%

tem said...

we can learnt some things from these stats.

tem said...

i thing learnt is that i have too much time on my hands.

tem said...

the day after trick or treat is awesome.

so far the office has whoppers, reese cups, starbursts, skittles and twizzlers.

i hate twizzlers though.

tem said...

now is about the time beth shows up to stop my early morning dominance.

El Padrino said...

yup, big candy day

ToddPacker said...

red twizzlers are good, black... not so much

ToddPacker said...

i'm eating laffy taffy for breakfast

El Padrino said...

not quite beth

El Padrino said...

i pounded 6 milk dud packages

ToddPacker said...

nice work on the stats, tem

GO BUCKEYES!!!!!! said...

tem needs a hobby.

tem said...

so far 1 packet of skittles, 1 packet of starburst, 1 reese cup.

all mini sized, except the reese cup.


i need to pick up the pace.

El Padrino said...

the bounty hunter is finished

ToddPacker said...

3 laffy taffys
1 packet of skittles


all mini sized

tem said...

"tem needs a hobby."

a very true statement. especially whilst i am at work.

tem said...

"the bounty hunter is finished"

you mean to racist guy right? who then cried about it.

tem said...

fuck yeah, kit kats just showed up.

El Padrino said...

looks like a three way trade with mamba is happening this month

wow

El Padrino said...

kit kats are awesome

El Padrino said...

dentists love halloween

ToddPacker said...

i had a triple chocolate kit kat last night... pretty good

ToddPacker said...

kobe wants to be traded?

ToddPacker said...

tps just took the rest of my candy

blue said...

the wife made me start giving out 2 pieces of candy to the kids last night. This left very little candy at home

tem said...

kobe to the celtics??

blue said...

her argument was that we bought the candy to give away to the kids.

my argument was, they already have a ton of candy, and I have hardly any, how is that fair.

tem said...

"the wife made me start giving out 2 pieces of candy to the kids last night. This left very little candy at home"

pregnant wife did not want candy??

blue said...

Durant did miss a lot of shots last night, but seattle doesn't look horrible

Damien Wilkins will have a career year.

tem said...

i thought dominique retired?

blue said...

"pregnant wife did not want candy??"

no, she didn't want me to have candy.

El Padrino said...

5 years probation for convicted DUI charge?

see Buss on WWL

5 years is a little much for one too many glasses of merlot

El Padrino said...

i'm petrified of a DUI

petrified

i'd rather leave my car in the city and pick it up the next day even though i am an awesome drunk driver....i know that my limit is different that the law's

blue said...

he also got a 2 game suspension...wtf does a 2 game suspension of the team owner do?

El Padrino said...

dark chocolate kit kats rock my balls off

El Padrino said...

best thing about an apartment = no trick or treaters

little rats

blue said...

yeah, now that you have a kid, you don't want her coming to see daddy down at the drunk tank

El Padrino said...

it's such a crock of shit too because everyone is different

true some people cant operate a vehicle with a BAC of .08 but some and most guys i know and have hung out with can drive with double the BAC

it's unfair, girls should have a 0.06 BAC limit and guys 0.12

blue said...

I know i've driven legally drunk many times...but only once or twice have I had the "holy shit, I shouldn't have done that" feeling the next day

tem said...

"it's unfair, girls should have a 0.06 BAC limit and guys 0.12"

LOV at its finest.

tem said...

"but only once or twice have I had the "holy shit, I shouldn't have done that" feeling the next day"

same here. its the "how did i get home?" then someone tells me that I drove. and its "holy fuck, i don't remember that at all, maybe i shouldn't have been driving"

tem said...

"5 years probation for convicted DUI charge?"

i just do not understand how his lawyer did not get him just community service or something. i mean, buss is rich and should have a hot shot lawyer.

doesn't like brit and paris and hohan get pulled over all the time for dui and hit n run and get nothing? buss needs to hire their lawyer.

El Padrino said...

i hear that, only 3 times i've felt like that

El Padrino said...

yeah 5 years is ridiculous

esp for a rich man, good point tem

El Padrino said...

i wonder how kobe feels about it or his big breasted daughter

blue said...

future son in law phil probably laughed at him, then gave him a book on kabala

tem said...

what are the chances that kobe nailed buss' daughter?

35%?

El Padrino said...

75%

El Padrino said...

90% on rachel nichols

El Padrino said...

110% jim gray, that bitch lights up when kobe talks to him

tem said...

this base jumping sounds dumb.

tem said...

el pad, i can not disagree with any of those %s.

tem said...

is kobe divorced now?

Mills said...

TP - trying to make a run at my 1st place pole position in College Pick 'em. Better put a big number this weekend and crush your hopes and dreams

Big Brother's Brother said...

nigga pleeze

Mills said...

I am going with Zeke's team in the Survivor football pick 'em this week.

Guess Zeke will have to root for me to move on.

Niiiiicccce.

tem said...

tiny bag of skittles gambling time:

O/U on green + yellow = 4.5

blue said...

over

Mills said...

ELp -- do kids go trick or treating in Apartments in NYC?

As such, I would hypothesize that because of the closeness in proximity of one apartment to the next, those NYC kids would be the recipients of large amounts of candy, and therefore have lots of cavities.

actually -- i take the last part back. i eats lots of candy, and have only had 1 cavity in 27 years.

tem said...

p - 5

o - 4

r - 2

y - 3

g - 0

Mills said...

best thing about an apartment = no trick or treaters

little rats
-------
hadn't read this when i posted.

please disregard.

blue said...

weazy did you right that diatribe just to tell us you've only had one cavity?

blue said...

damn, no green...that's a shutout.

Mills said...

no, i LEFT it there, cuz i didn't want to go back and erase. too much work.

Mills said...

and i am so very very sorry for putting right instead of write yesterday.

please forgive me oh most gracious poon poster.

El Padrino said...

weaz apartments within a two or three family house

apartments in a building, i;e the projects kids go door to door
one building reaps many kit kats

tem said...

they had trick or treaters on "Friends."

blue said...

and on Who's the Boss

Big Brother's Brother said...

what about Charles in Charge?

Mills said...

speaking of kit kats. wife bought the white chocolate ones. terrible.

El Padrino said...

and for all you retarded democrat loving hippies out there dennis miller absolutely crushed your party in under 4 minutes
on Bill O'Reilly last night

*end political rant

ToddPacker said...

Bill O'Reilly is terrible

El Padrino said...

he might be but dennis miller is not

ToddPacker said...

"TP - trying to make a run at my 1st place pole position in College Pick 'em"


slowly gaining on you.... i should have been 1 game closer.... somehow i forgot to pick 1 game last week

ToddPacker said...

dennis miller is still funny... but not as funny as when he had his HBO show

ToddPacker said...

and that stretch on MNF was awful

blue said...

Dennis Miller? If this was 1988, i'd care

blue said...

what does Rush Limbaugh think?

tem said...

Lance Armstrong and one of the Olsen twins, Ashley, continue to burn up the New York City social scene with their now public romance. One night after being seen making out at a bar, the two were spotted enjoying a quiet dinner.

El Padrino said...

that's grosss

really fucking gross

ToddPacker said...

why didn't they call this "fred claus" movie elf2?

ToddPacker said...

armstrong has got to have 20 years on her

CMFost said...

El Padrino said..."dark chocolate kit kats rock my balls off"


dark Chocolate Kit Kats might be the Best Candy Bar EVER

blue said...

"burn up the New York city social scene"

You can get arrested for burning things up.

CMFost said...

I really thought the guys covered sports. I never knew that Candy was a sport.



ESPN.Com's Candy Ranker

blue said...

cumfast forgot the periods...

it's Best.Candybar.EVAR!

tem said...

vince vaugh is to will ferrell

as omar epps is to wesley snipes.

tem said...

*vaughn

tem said...

lance might have 30 yrs on her.

El Padrino said...

elf 2, valid point

El Padrino said...

vince always looks tired

CMFost said...

Bill O'Reilly - Sucks and is just a puppet for Bush just like everyone else on Fox News.

Keith Olbermann is the balls when it comes to cable news.

And Bill Maher show is far superior to the Show that Dennis Miller had on HBO

CMFost said...

Question for all, If by chance I do win my bet with Keith, Does anyone have any good suggestions for his new name? I only ask since you guys probably know what would really screw up his world if he had to use it for a name for a month.

blue said...

nothing would screw up his world...it's a blogger name

blue said...

you take this too seriously

CMFost said...

Did any of you see that every one of the "experts" on CBSSports.com picked the Colts?

CMFost said...

Ok, maybe not screw up his world but something that would just screw with him every time he had to post something.

CMFost said...

Come on I sure it will piss him off a little bit if he lost.

CMFost said...

Of course if EP lost his bet with me I am sure that would piss him off alot more then Keith losing his bet to me.

blue said...

no, see that's the difference. He'll be pissed that OSU lost, not that he has to have some name and picture

tem said...

make him be Keith S.

he hates capital letters and periods.

CMFost said...

hey look at that a cumfast natty z

Mills said...

Those rankings are crap.

1) They don't have Dots. The best candy ever.

2) They don't have Jujubi's, which are like mini-dots.

3) Hershey's? But not Hershey's with almonds?

CMFost said...

No that is kind of pathetic, the only thing I know is that the picture will be SFW and the name will be also.

CMFost said...

Mills it is the WWL leader what do you expect.

CMFost said...

Yeah and what having Almond Joy but no Mounds, some people do not like Almonds.

blue said...

a month is a long time too...it will lose its luster after a few days

Mills said...

Change his name to:

Kirk.Ferentz = Best.Coach.EVER

or

I love Wolverine wang, and Hawkeye "hummus"

Mills said...

Almond Joys got nutz. Mounds Don't.

Mills said...

or...

blue tugs on my panda dick.

tem said...

cumfast broke his natty cherry. good job.

blue said...

the best bet was when zeke made lou change his name/pic daily for a week and post a comment at DS once a day.

blue said...

it was enjoyable for all

Mills said...

or

shorter than zeke

blue said...

ok toby...

CMFost said...

Hmm, Since I get to name him for a month does that mean I have to pick one name and stay with it or can I change it multiple times?

blue said...

how about making his name "captain awesome"

so he will be mocked and jeered.

Mills said...

or

Keith.Nobody.Really.Knows.Much.About.Me.So.They.Couldn't.Come.Up.With.A.Name.

Mills said...

i think you can change it as you see fit.

blue said...

no, the bet was one name

Mills said...

how about making his name "captain awesome"

so he will be mocked and jeered.
---------
you mean "focked" and cheered, right?

JFreak said...

Shut it Toby.

And Mos, stop throwing poo.

Mills said...

n't.come.up.with.a.name.

Mills said...

Blue is Michael. Don't kid yourself. He is definitely not Mos.

I am not Toby, cuz not everyone in our "office" (excluding michael) respects me.

Try again.

Mills said...

wants to be everybody's friend....

but has none in real life.............................................................


bwhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa

JFreak said...

Everyone hates you Toby. This is not a borientation, this is an orientation.

And it's already been said that Cummy = Mos without the funny, just the retardedness.

tem said...

tmot.

tem said...

i think the bet was for 1 name change to last a month.

tem said...

sometimes silence is nice.

blue said...

silence is olden

jugdish said...

"Bill O'Reilly - Sucks and is just a puppet for Bush just like everyone else on Fox News."

Probably has maybe seen one episode...if that.

jugdish said...

What's great is I can debate politics from a republican point of view with Rev's pic on my profile, who is a tree hugger.

jugdish said...

I'm trying to get my comments above 2% for the day. I set high goals for myself.

tem said...

2% is a lofty goal.

El Padrino said...

nice work jug

tem said...

you'll need 15-25 i bet.

ToddPacker said...

the rev pic still cracks me up

blue said...

I thought the taxi driver review was going to be today

tem said...

you'll have to wait blue for the TD review.

blue said...

the ATM in our office makes the "outlook new email" sound everytime someone gets cash out...it makes me think I have email all the time

ToddPacker said...

office atm?

tem said...

you sit by the ATM?

you have an ATM in your office?

blue said...

yeah, we have an ATM because the cafeteria only accepts cash...

tem said...

fmtem has like 3 ATMs in her office, but she works for a bank.

blue said...

I don't sit anywhere near the ATM, it's just really loud

tem said...

cafeteria?

damn.

ATM - no
cafeteria - no

isiah thomas said...

mills = toby

100% agree.

blue said...

ok, some chick sent me nekkid pictures of herself at PtP's email...or probably not of herself, but the chick is nekkid and hot.

jugdish said...

POST THEM

blue said...

"fmtem has like 3 ATMs in her office, but she works for a bank."

I work in the bank division of our company, so maybe also why we have an ATM.

blue said...

I'm working on it Jug

jugdish said...

We have an ATM machine in our office too, but as far as I know it doesn't make any noise.

jugdish said...

You should set your mail notification sound to a fart sound file. That is always fun when you work in a cube...at least for a few minutes.

JFreak said...

I do not have an ATM in my work place.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I had candy

El Padrino said...

man lock your doors rev
philly is like gotham before batman

isiah thomas said...

EP - everyone is jumping on the Pats....sucker bet?

isiah thomas said...

philly is a such a fucking shithole.

jugdish said...

Haven't the Pats covered every game this year? You ride that until it stops.

blue said...

ok here are the pictures that were sent to me

btw- these are probably NSFW...

El Padrino said...

i have to take the points zeke
i'll gladly wait til it's 7

El Padrino said...

blue that's what i'm talking about
some fucking snatch baby!

yea!

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

yeah, imagine my surprise....

El Padrino said...

woooooooooooo
ric flair style!

Spaceman Spiff said...

awesome

blue said...

bringing LoV "the good stuff"

El Padrino said...

the weazy/cummy commenting reminds me of a biggie smallz line :

"money and blood dont mix like 2 dicks and no bitch find yo self in some serious shit"

Mills said...

I do not have an ATM in my work place
-----------
do you even have a work place?

or do you put a sign out infront of your parents kitchen that says "Freak's Work Space" for your OFFICE.

Big Brother's Brother said...

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn

blue said...

quiet toby

CMFost said...

Nice I am on a conference call and you do a fake me at Shanoff's. I give you credit for good timing.

isiah thomas said...

great work blue.

El Padrino said...

VaTech and the under is the play tonight, 1000%

isiah thomas said...

Suns/Sonics tonight.

advantage : chub

blue said...

hahahaha

that's great

CMFost said...

Tem - Who ever did that at Shanoff's deserves at least 1 helmet sticker

CMFost said...

and maybe an extra one for the timing.

El Padrino said...

also Suns first half
the over is a nice play too

Spaceman Spiff said...

my money league team shit their pants

Spaceman Spiff said...

i love fried chicken, church's to be specific

isiah thomas said...

careful on the Suns.

The Captain has banged up ribs.
Diaw has two bad ankles.
Raja has a foot injury.

what's the 1st half line?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, new joker pic

here

El Padrino said...

"The Captain has banged up ribs.
Diaw has two bad ankles.
Raja has a foot injury."

only the captain matters
Suns are minus 10 for the game
-5 for the 1st half and the over is
223

El Padrino said...

chubby wubby on the joker pic

Big Brother's Brother said...

lookout, theres some super sleuths @ shammy's!


joker: skeet

Keith S said...

Why this name and pic change about screw my world?

El Padrino said...

nonsense

Keith S said...

"make him be Keith S.

he hates capital letters and periods."

It's capital on my profile. I dunno why it's not on the comments.

Keith S said...

cumface
This is pretty real to you, isn't it?

Keith S said...

Don't waste water in Australia

Keith S said...

blue
Which school was that chick from?

Tyler said...

Hi.

Keith S said...

Hey it's the future Johnny Utah

Tyler said...

I don't have time to comment today, but I also don't want to see a 0.00% next to my name when the next TCS Rankings come out (Tem Championship Series™).

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