Thursday, November 15, 2007

Stabby rip stab stab

Seattle is no longer winless.

So the question has to be asked, how hapless are the Heat? Pat Riley thinks he can suit up and play better. The crazy thing is, he just might be. But one good hip check and he's gone. Shaq is really really old and feeble. Mind you, he could still probably break me in half, but he's feeble for a pro ball player.

Kevin Durant still has a horrible FG%.

Marshawn Lynch is out for this weekend against the Pats. But it doesn't matter, the Bills will win anyway. The Patriots are overrated.

Missy Peregrym is hot. Really hot.

The MLB GMs look like they want instant replay. Bud Selig, predictably is a moron. He has "no timetable" for deciding upon the issue.


In other news, making fun of emo kids is wicked fun.

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Tyler said...

First!

Tyler said...

Just trying to pad the TCS ranking.

Tyler said...

So, Arod is gonna resign with the Yanks?

JFreak said...

gayrod.

Tyler said...

That lesbo hairpulling fight on the Tila Tequila show was awesome. Too bad my Tivo cut off the very end. Hair (or extensions) were definitely ripped out though. Awesome.

Tyler said...

They're saying he talked to Yanks management without his agent. 10 years, $220 mill.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No way ARod stays in NY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should go to sleep.

JFreak said...

I hope he falls on a knife.

Give that money to me.

Tyler said...

WWL is saying it's close to being a done deal.

JFreak said...

Read the post.

Hoes.

JFreak said...

I really like the background music for the adidas commercial with KG.

unsure as to why.

Tyler said...

What KG commercial?

Tyler said...

Ok, good night.

JFreak said...

this one

ToddPacker said...

RIP rev

ToddPacker said...

"good night, sweet prince"


cracked me up

ToddPacker said...

i don't think rev wasn't going to make it through thanksgiving week anyway

blue said...

rev had a good run....but TP makes a great point, probably no chance next week anyway.

blue said...

and freak is right....the heat are awful

ToddPacker said...

tps 'splosion... i'll me out most of the day

tem said...

what is this TCS everyone is talking about?

ToddPacker said...

*be

cumbonics kills

tem said...

and what is this stuff with cmfost posting here as another person?

that is hilarity.

jugdish said...

Tyler...I read 10 years 270 million on cnnsi for ARod.

Steve said...

How about Davidson last night stepping up and giving UNC a game.



Or are you guys still in IDGAFACBB mode.

blue said...

if i'm the yankees, do you really want to "lock" a-rod up for another 10 years? I could see a 4 or 5 year deal, but 10 is a long time for a guy who is 32

blue said...

Davidson is good Steve

tem said...

jeter wants to lock him up for 20 yrs to life.


hahahahahahahaha


that is canadian humor. i learnt some of it.

blue said...

Davidson has Dell Curry's son, and he's a hell of a scorer..

plus Davidson is the Princeton of the south

jugdish said...

Blue...I'm guessing that contract will have some kind of opt out claus at some point. You're right though, ten years is a long time, although I think A-Rod will still be good in the regular season ten years from now.

blue said...

I guess since they are an AL team, they could always move him to DH as he gets older.

blue said...

Went to the nuggets game again last night...Portland has a lot of young talent...they'll be really good in another year or two.

and who knew that Raef LaFrentz was still in the league? and there was a Taurean Green sighting too...he's awful

blue said...

who had November 14th for the first T-Mac injury pool?

jugdish said...

Don't know everyone's thoughts and feelings on Frank TV, but there is a pretty good video on the cnnsi main page of Caliendo doing an impression of Charles Barley.

jugdish said...

Barkley even

blue said...

Frank is ok, I liked the Barkley one. I'm just not a big fan of impersonations...unless it's a chick impersonating a porn star

jugdish said...

I thought the Barkley one was pretty accurate. At first it was hard to tell which one of them was talking.

Big Brother's Brother said...

hi beth

jugdish said...

I do impressions too.

jugdish said...

This is my impression of Rev at Thanksgiving. --------->

jugdish said...

This is my impression of Rev at the all you can eat buffet.--->

jugdish said...

This is my impression of Zeke, doing an impression of Rev at a pie eating contest.------->

jugdish said...

This is my impression of Rev getting his first Z. ------->

blue said...

Jug is better than Caliendo at impressions...those are spot on.

isiah thomas said...

T-Mac is such a pussy. How about them Rockets now Hollinger?

Big Brother's Brother said...

wag

isiah thomas said...

LOV's 1st impression Z.

Very well played Jug.

It's your world Jug.

Big Brother's Brother said...

may i please live in Jug's world?

blue said...

I thought Jug's world was the moon

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'd like to touch it, caresSSSSS it.. maybe let it SSSSSSSSSSit on my lap..

isiah thomas said...

It's Jug's universe.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Jug:

Pluto - yes or no?

blue said...

Jug...i've always wondered. What does the moon's surface feel like, is it like sand at the beach, or more like walking in a mud pit, or maybe like walking across a grassy knoll?

isiah thomas said...

FH - peep game on The Rivalry on hibo.

Big Brother's Brother said...

tearing an intestine?

thats how we do football in The D

Big Brother's Brother said...

whats the Rivalry all bouty bout?

isiah thomas said...

doc on OSU/UM

jugdish said...

Pluto is a block of ice and that's it...I say no.

Big Brother's Brother said...

muy bueno

Big Brother's Brother said...

will u turn your rocket thrusters towards it and melt it to show it who's boss?

jugdish said...

pluto the planet = no

Pluto the dog = Yes

RE: Moon...those boots and gloves are so freaking thick that its hard to tell what the moon feels like. It seems to be more sandy though.

isiah thomas said...

FUCK PLUTO!

jugdish said...

I could wear some rocket skates like Knoxville did.

blue said...

jug has spoken

airborne said...

I agree with Jug, Pluto is nothing but a worthless block of ice.

My next mission is to melt that sumbitch. It might take the rest of my life but I will accomplish this mission.

I'm equipping my Stealth Bomber for space flight as I type this.

Roger. Over.

blue said...

jug...is there sound in space?

jugdish said...

Yeah...haven't you seen star wars?

blue said...

I'm not allowed to talk about star wars here.

jugdish said...

You know there is no sonic boom when Stealth bombers and stealth fighters break the sound barrier?

jugdish said...

It just makes the same sound that opening a can of tennis balls makes.

blue said...

is that S or NS?

isiah thomas said...

The Celtics don't play a real game until Dec. 19, vs the Pistons.

jugdish said...

That's a big S.

When you asked me that all I could picture was Cousin Eddie at the table asking:

"You serious Clark?"

blue said...

i figured it was (s)...but then again, I never hear the sonic boom from the shuttle either.

jugdish said...

You wouldn't hear that in CO.

blue said...

I mean, the millenium falcon never had a sonic boom

jugdish said...

I did see a triva question that asked: Besides Earth, what was the first planet to be discovered?

blue said...

who discovered earth?

blue said...

stupid fucking blogger won't let me upload pictures...damnit

Chris said...

Not to change the subject, but what did people do before you could like up porn on the 'net while you are suppossed to be working? Seriously. I can't remember life without cell phones or internet porn. Maybe I just don't want to.

jugdish said...

I was wondering the same thing...I mean who was the first person to look down?

jugdish said...

Chris...why do we want to talk about the dark ages?

Chris said...

Earth was discovered by Al Gore. Who didn't know this?

blue said...

Chris-

I guess people actually worked.

isiah thomas said...

I thought Al Gore invented earth.

isiah thomas said...

lockbox

blue said...

"Earth was discovered by Al Gore. Who didn't know this?"

coincedentally, he discovered the internet too.

blue said...

the lockbox skit on SNL is great

Chris said...

Good point Zeke. My bad.

@ Blue, I guess they did. Man, how much did that suck?

blue said...

all praise to al gore for internet porn

blue said...

I still remember the first time i got on the interweb...first site I went to was playboy.com and started printing out pictures...ah 1994.

Chris said...

Wait, Al Gore did internet porn? Did I miss something? Does Bill O'Reilly know this?

jugdish said...

Al Gore did invent internet porn, that is what the nobel prize was for. The global warming thing was just a cover.

Steve said...

History Of Porn

tem said...

greatest link ever.

blue said...

new ptp

tem said...

actually i haven't clicked it, but it has to be right?

tem said...

lunch time soon, i am excited, maybe there will be pie.

blue said...

tem, do you want me to do today's TCS, or are you on it?

blue said...

if there was Pie today it would probably be pumpkin pie.

jugdish said...

What about a moon pie?

JFreak said...

Jug, I'm going to guess that Venus was the second planet discovered.

blue said...

Golden State still hasn't won a game yet?

tem said...

mars.

tem said...

you mean today's tcs for yesterday?

isiah thomas said...

Listening to local radio you'd think the Suns were 0-8.

The fans are pissed at the team, D'antoni is pissed at the fans.

blue said...

"you mean today's tcs for yesterday?"

yeah

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe is on a mission to block every 7 foot behemoth's shot this season

duncan, check
yao, check

Spaceman Spiff said...

rev death yesterday looks eerily similar to those farley pictures, except instead of drugs it was vegetable shortening

Spaceman Spiff said...

so freak isnt an emo kid himself?

Big Brother's Brother said...

mark eaton, soon to be check

tem said...

if you got it handy fire it up.

i have not added new people / alts.

Spaceman Spiff said...

phil jax gave a sarcastic apology for his brokeback comment

he didnt note the s, so some more people may be offended again

isiah thomas said...

I'd take Oregon -12 tonight in the Old Pueblo.

isiah thomas said...

I heard part of Phil's "apology" and thought it was pretty funny in a Phil kinda way.

He said something like "if any cowboys or cows were offended I'm sorry"

blue said...

I thought freak was an emo kid too....maybe he likes to kick his own ass

JFreak said...

Freak ≠ emo

blue said...

HUNGRY

jugdish said...



The negro smiley face. I'm all about equal opportunity.

blue said...

TCS for yesterday
*all praise be to tem
604 comments (R.I.P. rev)

zeke 87 14.40%
Keith 81 13.41%
Blue 70 11.59%
EP 61 10.10%
tbbucs 56 9.27%
TP 48 7.95%
weazy 40 6.62%
Freak 33 5.46%
Deke 30 4.97%
Steve 20 3.31%
Kod 18 2.98%
Spiff 18 2.98%
Tyler 15 2.48%
Jug 12 1.99%
tem 10 1.66%
BBB 3 0.50%
Beth 2 0.33%

jugdish said...

damn...didn't work

Spaceman Spiff said...

a gaaaaaaay-bomb for gaaaaaaaay-rod

isiah thomas said...

emo kid?

please advice

blue said...
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Steve said...

i'm picking on "Sparty" over at DS's blog.



I have no idea why.

isiah thomas said...

no mercy


kill kill kill

blue said...

Weakly(sp) TCS standings

zeke 366 16.32%
Blue 318 14.18%
Keith 262 11.68%
TP 222 9.90%
EP 200 8.92%
Spiff 175 7.80%
Weazy 158 7.04%
Deke 136 6.06%
Freak 115 5.13%
TBBUCS 57 2.54%
Kod 49 2.18%
Steve 40 1.78%
Tyler 37 1.65%
Jug 28 1.25%
Rev 15 0.67%
Beth 15 0.67%
Chris 14 0.62%
BBB 14 0.62%
Tem 10 0.45%
Airbrne 7 0.31%
Eracist 5 0.22%

jugdish said...

Today is virtual Friday, and I'm leaving at noon.

blue said...

virtual days are the best

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mars."

M-A-R-S. Mars, bitches!

isiah thomas said...

Lambeau Leap Crotch Grab


Deke - please advice. What's up with this?

Spaceman Spiff said...

red rock

Big Brother's Brother said...

yaay-ee-yaa-EE!

isiah thomas said...

DAT'S YELLOW CAKE!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke - please advice. What's up with this?"

Sometimes ya gotta pull the leapers up into the stands, and you just grab whatever you can. Some times you come up with a handful of a black guy's dick.

blue said...

"Sometimes ya gotta pull the leapers up into the stands, and you just grab whatever you can. Some times you come up with a handful of a black guy's dick."

this is beth's policy as well

jugdish said...

They are packers...isn't that explanation enough?

jugdish said...

When I see 5 guys stabbing a guy in a park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastard, that's my policy.

blue said...

I like that policy as well

Steve said...

I've grown bored of Sparty.

I might make this a daily thing when i'm in the office. Spend 15-20 minutes each day, annoying someone at DS's blog.


It'll be fun.

blue said...

good work steve

Steve said...

tomorow will be "Beetle"


i'm gonna see if I can make him CyberCry.

blue said...

sparty sucks

blue said...

that sparty guy has 30 of their 93 comments...he's a TCS superstar.

blue said...

now this is a dedicated fan

isiah thomas said...

that is awesome

blue said...

I told sparty to "sit a few out" and he apologized and is going to quit posting at DS today....


ahahahahaha

tem said...

wow.

isiah thomas said...

shammy's lemmings are screaming out for a multiple TMQ posting.

Mills said...

That Mark (from Shanoff's) guy belongs over here. The force is strong with him.

blue said...

I like steve's idea of just picking somebody and messing with them for the day

blue said...

maybe tomorrow, Steve should pick on "mark" then, if he seems like somebody who would fight back via ze slapper.

Mills said...

PVC-guy should be at the front of the line.

Mills said...

why would he want to start a fight with one of the only normal people over there?

so many db to choose from.

tem said...

y'all better be careful, the path to retardedness begins with reading lemming comments.

it is a slippery slope you are traversing.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i third Tem

Big Brother's Brother said...

oonceoonceoonce

blue said...

tem makes a good point...we don't want to drop below D-

tem said...

is beyonce married to that one guy yet?

blue said...

Jay-Z?...i don't think they are even engaged yet

tem said...

then i think jug should make a run at her.

Big Brother's Brother said...

hey zeke, youre a bitch

Tyler said...

They're saying that the reason that Arod contract is for $270 mill and not $300 mill is because the Yanks want him to account for the $22 mill they won't be getting from the Rangers because he opted out.

blue said...

all the love for Natalie Portman the other day, must not have seen her dancing on MTV

JFreak said...

i say again.

gayrod.

Tyler said...

Does Hollinger get paid for each article he writes? Because if I was an ESPN writer, I would be pissed because he wrote an article ranking the top 15 teams, then another one ranking the other 15 teams and then yet another one that explains his ranking system. That's B.S.

Tyler said...

Celtics are #1 of course.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"i say again.

gayrod."


you and every other 8 yr old.

JFreak said...

That dance was horrible.

In a hilarious way.

Tyler said...

WWL is calling him "StayRod" which is truly gay.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

nada

JFreak said...

Said by cummy in reference to lov:

"someone should go and burn down the bees nest."

blue said...

I have to give NP props for at least trying to do the soulja boy dance because no way in hell you'd ever see AJ attempting that on national TV

blue said...

bees nest?

is that guy for real? hahahahahahahahahaha

isiah thomas said...

I don't wanna play no honkey ball.

blue said...

oh, in fairness it was marcomarco....the other complete douche over there that came up with the "bees nest" line.

JFreak said...

Marco knows better than to mess with us though.

JFreak said...

I wish I got up early enough to post TMQ while shammy's is getting lots of comments.

Steve said...

what was the last day Cummy posted over here? Anybody know?

tem said...

i would still wreck portman.

isiah thomas said...

deuce.....deuce

tem said...

probably the 31st.

blue said...

yeah tem...we put you in the Portman is better than Jolie category

tem said...

maybe the 29th.

tem said...

actually it was Nov 1. thanks be to the TCS historical records.

blue said...

I would guess November 2nd....

JFreak said...

Put me in the Portman > Jolie camp.

isiah thomas said...

hippie lettuce might be the worst name for ganja evar

blue said...

freak, you were here, we heard your vote..you didn't need a proxy

tem said...

well it depends on what we would be measuring.


I'd fuck Jolie once for every 5 turns on Portman. So Jolie = Portman X 5.

But if we were talking about like a legit relationship I'd take Portman because Jolie is a freak show.

isiah thomas said...

I wouldn't mind if the freak/mills slapper heated back up.

That was good stuff.

tem said...

Also I would not want to talk to Jolie because she is crazy. I would talk to Portman.

blue said...

no, the question was "who is hotter"

isiah thomas said...

Tem :

if possible, just on looks, nothing else:

Portman or Jolie?

tem said...

Jolie > Portman on looks alone.

isiah thomas said...

someone on Rome just said:

"Making a mountain out of a moe hill"

blue said...

ahhh, another vote for Jolie....now we're up to 4

blue said...

take that columbus keith s.

isiah thomas said...

someone just "war"'d Bo Bices album.

ahahaahahahahah

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