Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Pirates

What ever happened to that Monk show? Tony Shalhoub won like Emmys and stuff for that show and now I never see it advertised and never see it on TV. Maybe that is because I don't watch USA that much. I never watched the show and I have no clue what made me think of it, but there it is anyway.

Same question for that Charmed show. That show should have been the best show ever. A show about 3 hot witches? Sign me up. Of course I never watched it. It was on basic cable too, so maybe they had a nip slip or some ass or something. I bet someone on here watches Charmed all the time and can fill us all in. In the end I suspect it was a huge let down. Still I think it was on for like 7 or more seasons. That is good. Some of those cable shows get good runs. Which makes that Monk mystery all the more mysterious.

Also I should note that apparently Tom Brady got my message from last week about me not wearing his cologne. I did not see an ad for his stuff in my ESPN the Mag this week. Thanks for reading Tom and thanks for caring.

Has that Cavemen show been cancelled? If not WTF? I guess this writers strike means some of these shows will get to show all of their crap because with no writers no other show is ready to go on short notice. Yeah writers....it is times like this that I am glad I do not watch a whole lot of TV.

So I was reading this list of movies with shitty titles and came across "Operation Dumbo Drop." It was then that I realized that I watch some really shitty movies. I have seen Operation Dumbo Drop, but not Swingers.....Something is seriously wrong with me. What sucks more is that I am pretty sure that everyone else knew, but never let me in on it. It is like everyone assumed I already knew. Well thanks for nothing jackasses.

Denver won last night, Stokley was on my bench and I don't want to talk about it. I am just pissing away my money league with shitty decisions. I'd like to say that this was an unusual trend, but it is not. I make shitty decisions.

NHL news: Ottawa still has the most points, they must be the best team.

NASCAR half sentence: Matt Kenseth won the race but Jimmie

NBA news: Knicks have lost 6 in a row. Also Boston has a good record. I'd say more, but you already know.

NFL news: If you don't know about the NFL and exactly what is going on you need to crawl out from under that rock you are living under and poke your own eyes out. Then listen to some fricken ESPN radio.

CFB news: See NFL news.

You know what cancelled TV show I really liked? I liked that damn Ed show. It had some dude in it and one of the chicks from an Adam Sandler movie (Happy Gilmore chick I think.). Anyway, I just wanted to get that off my chest. There was a movie called Ed TV. I did not watch it and I do not think it had anything to do with the TV show named Ed.

Also I am pretty sure that is why I don't watch TV anymore. All the shows I used to like got cancelled. Fuck new things, I want those old shows that nobody watched but me back on TV.

Unspeakable addition this week: Emily Deschanel. Chick is in that Bones show. Drives me nuts. Also in a rare double addition I am adding Keri Russell as well. Mostly because I think they look alike.

Tem movie review of a movie tem has never seen: Raging Bull

OK so this movie is just like Brokeback Mountain, except the exact opposite. It is like a better Lonesome Dove. There is this really pissed off bull who is fucking up this ranch and it needs stopped. So the owner of the ranch, played by Jack Palance calls some bad ass cowboy. Let's just say that DiNiro plays the cowboy and he brings along his badass friend who is played by Joe Pesci.

So DiNiro and Pesci get to the ranch and the bull isn't falling for any of their usual cowboy tricks. So they have to think outside of the box. They decide to challenge this bull to a boxing match. The loser has to leave the ranch forever. So Pesci has an old war wound and can't box the bull so DiNiro has to. DiNiro wins in a KO in the 19th round, I forgot to mention this was a non sanctioned bout so it had 20 rounds. The bull leaves the ranch, Jack Palance gives DiNiro and Pesci lots of money and they leave to go find something else to do.

3.5 helmet stickers out of 5.

615 comments:

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El Padrino said...

again, the movie thing amazes me

El Padrino said...

and i'm not 100% sure but i think Charmed was and still is on network tv

like upn or the wb

blue said...

...johnson won the point championship

El Padrino said...

Stu Scott needs to get off monday night countdown and that st. bernard Tafoya told me that VY's daddy just got out of jail

blue said...

I never saw charmed, but I think EP is right, it was on the WB...Alyssa Milano seems to have a lot of time on her hands now, that is why i suspect it is not on TV anymore.

tem said...

I thought it was on TNT...TNT.

Right after or before The Closer.

tem said...

Someone will know about Charmed.

If nobody speaks up soon I will consult the bible.

Big Brother's Brother said...

threw a right cross cold knocked him out

ToddPacker said...

i know nothing about charmed

ToddPacker said...

i didn't read any of the gus comments

El Padrino said...

who's gus and why was freak doing that

blue said...

Gus Johnson is on SG's latest podcast

blue said...

I personally like Gus Johnson, he does make games more exciting with his enthusiasm

tem said...

gus is that announcer guy who goes over the top with his enthusiasm.

El Padrino said...

i like gus johnson

ToddPacker said...

is gus related to magic, howard or jimmy?

El Padrino said...

Apocalypto in HD is fucking amazing

blue said...

that chuck and larry get married movie is stupid...but jessica biel is way worth watching it.

tem said...

can't i just watch her scenes that are worthwhile?

El Padrino said...

the diner scene was filmed at the diner up the block from me

Del Rio Diner

tem said...

Final TCS standings from yesterday:

Zeke 103 18.04%
El Pad 97 16.99%
Blue 94 16.46%
Keith 65 11.38%
tem 55 9.63%
freak 44 7.71%
TP 43 7.53%
Deke 16 2.80%
Jug 16 2.80%
BBB 12 2.10%
Tyler 11 1.93%
Spiff 8 1.40%
Steve 4 0.70%
WC 2 0.35%
Beth 1 0.18%


**note the TCS has been updated to show only those who scored points.

blue said...

beth is slacking lately

tem said...

i don't think beth likes us anymore.

RIP Beth.

El Padrino said...

OTR

tem said...

OTR? please advise.

tem said...

off the reservation?

tem said...

Off To Rape?

blue said...

tem, was my finish to the NASCAR sentence correct? Do I win a prize?

El Padrino said...

Beth, ON THE RAG

blue said...

ahhh

Big Brother's Brother said...

Oh Tee Argggggggggggh

hi sweetie!

El Padrino said...

Aka

Aunt Flow
The red sea
Pad City
Timeout for Tampon
Woman Diaper
.
Heavy Day

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Charmed is on TNT. G/f watches it.

blue said...

riding the crimson wave

El Padrino said...

"Charmed is on TNT. G/f watches it."

The re-runs

Bible:
Charmed is an American television series that ran for eight seasons on The WB.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

From last night:

"Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?"

Hilarious.

The bitch said gonney goo goo.

tem said...

yeah blue you win.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*gooney

blue said...

yes!

tem said...

My Charmed knowledge has increased to too much info.

tem said...

i like off the reservation better.

because it is indian sounding.

jugdish said...

OTR can also be "walking in high cotton"

tem said...

jug knows OTR.

jugdish said...

from office space

jugdish said...

I actually broke 2.0 in the TCS standings...I am pumped.

That's not too shabby for never making an appearence on LOVad

blue said...

jug-
do women astronauts take tampons with them into space? or do they just use those depends like diapers like that crazy chick was wearing.

jugdish said...

They actually use a small vacuum device that sucks the blood out. Their entire period only lasts about 45 seconds to one minute depending on how heavy the flow is.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Great question, Blue.

jugdish said...

You don't want a bloddy tampon floating around the cockpit...that's just not cool.

blue said...

space is awesome

Beth said...

The initials idea was a good one but it was the wrong initials. Instead of OTR it should have been TPS.

tem said...

women go into space? that is allowed?

Beth said...

"women go into space? that is allowed?"

Somebody has to clean the cockpit.

(And yeah, I said "cockpit".)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Great answer, Jug

Beth said...

This is where I miss LOG, were there LOV rules regarding working during Thanksgiving week?

El Padrino said...

i'm not working
i'm cappin the turkey day games on my blog, almost done

El Padrino said...

i'm off tw

hahaaaaaaaa

jugdish said...

That is a no brainer...do as little work as possible.

El Padrino said...

but here friday


booooooooooo!!!

it's slow anyway on friday, market closes at 2pm

tem said...

i think we get 1/2 day tomorrow.

Beth said...

"do as little work as possible"

Yeah, it's the "as possible" part that's messing me up. Unfortunately it's just not possible for me to do only a little work right now.

jugdish said...

I have to work tomorrow, but have Thursday and Friday off.

Jug and the wife are going here tonight for a concert...so I will be slow moving tomorrow at work.

blue said...

law dawgs need their coffee before thanksgiving?

tem said...

i am off thursday and fri.

tem said...

WC gave his whole company the week off.

ToddPacker said...

tps does not know it's thanksgiving week

ToddPacker said...

3/4 day on wed and thurs/friday off

jugdish said...

Hey TP...its Thanksgiving week.

El Padrino said...

what kind of music is that

tem said...

3/4 day? what kind of BS is that?

days off are only in increments of 1/2.

ToddPacker said...

"Hey TP...its Thanksgiving week."


yeah, i know that... tps does not

blue said...

i have 3/4ths of a day tomorrow too...that equals 6 hours Tem...off thursday and friday

ToddPacker said...

3/4 day = i'm leaving as soon as tps is done... might even be a 11/16th day

tem said...

6hrs? i hope 2 of that is lunch.

Beth said...

Yeah, tomorrow's 3/4 for us too, closing at 3:00.

tem said...

since you guess are leaving 1/4 day on the table i am going to claim those 1/4 days and make it so i have a whole day off tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

anyone ever do the Turducken?

tem said...

you guess = you guys.

jugdish said...

country rock...Cody Canada is the lead singer for Cross Canadian Ragweed.

tem said...

i have had turducken, but not for tgiving.

tem said...

Cody is a terrible name.

ToddPacker said...

re: Turducken

never had it

jugdish said...

He does an excellent acoustic show.

tem said...

Cody Canada is the worst name I have ever heard.

tem said...

turducken is glorious.

jugdish said...

No...tulo is worse

El Padrino said...

However, despite this image, the turkey is actually a very intelligent bird [5], and while it is true that turkeys occasionally cock their heads up and look at the sky, this only lasts for about a minute and is caused by a genetic nervous disorder known as tetanic torticollar spasms. In reality, the turkey is a very smart bird, and most people who are around turkeys know that they are very sociable. The myth may originate from the perception of a turkey's appearance rather than its behavior.

though this was funny

blessed be

El Padrino said...

turkey's have tourettes
hahahaaaa

tem said...

if that is from the bible i will not question it.

but if not, i would like some examples of smart things turkeys do.

El Padrino said...

bible

blessed be

and my post is up

tem said...

blessed be, the bible is broke:

"The Wikimedia Foundation servers are currently experiencing technical difficulties."

tem said...

good post el pad. i like the tease. if i gambled i would take that bet for sure.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I ain't got the juice.

blue said...

the juice is loose

Beth said...

Gotta throw this out there, if you even slightly like The Police and get a chance to see them in concert during their current tour, DO IT! I saw them last Saturday and they put on a great show. Sting is in his mid 50's but his biceps put EP's to shame. Just a great show all around.

tem said...

teejers wants to know what stings forty time is before he sees him.

Beth said...

Sting would kick teejer's ass.

tem said...

lil' romeo to USC to play hoops.

seems hilarious.

tem said...

is sting a lawyer, beth is showing unparrelled amount of lust for him.

jugdish said...

Even when Beth is serious, she gets a shot in there. I like that.

blue said...

lil romeo is an entertainer...he'll help sell out their new arena

El Padrino said...

i'll step on stings neck

blue said...

Sting could have biceps the size of hulk hogans and his gay ass would still be sitting on stage playing a lute or scimtar or some crazy stupid instrument.

tem said...

i just looked at my fnba team.

i need points, FT %, rebounds, blocks and assists.

i think that means my team sucks.

tem said...

isn't a scimtar a sword?

blue said...

sting smokes the pan flute

Beth said...

"Even when Beth is serious, she gets a shot in there"

It's all about the shots jug.

jugdish said...

Blue's knowledge (knowing is knowledge) of Sting's homosexual tendencies is unparalleled.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i need points, FT %, rebounds, blocks and assists."

Tem, that's like half the categories.

JFreak said...

I get to boo Kobe Bryant tonight.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

From a lemming:

"How about Derek Anderson in the conversation for strongest arm?"

Are you fucking serious?

El Padrino said...

you have to make a Kobe Wanted to be Traded? sign

El Padrino said...

where's ezekiel ?

JFreak said...

All my ideas for signs are too long.

El Padrino said...

L.O.V

nuff said, i will DVR the game

go get em'.

blue said...

you should start a kobe chant, or a "trade kobe for dunleavy" chant

tem said...

"Tem, that's like half the categories."

that's why i said my team sucks.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Freak, one side says the URL

The other side says "KOBE WANTS TRADED"

JFreak said...

hyeena's are related to mongooses, not dogs.

JFreak said...

I was thinking about, "All you need is LoV".

And then something on the back that makes fun of Kobe.

Steve said...

Why My Family Rocks:


Thanksgiving dinner: chips/wings/beer/poker

Spaceman Spiff said...

"With one MVP left, who's it going to be? Holliday, Rollins or someone else? "

espn comment, thanks a lot for the insight

El Padrino said...

steve's family = TPT?

El Padrino said...

steve on a more serious note should i be betting duke this year?

they've covered every large spread so far

please advise

JFreak said...

So, I realized last night that the Mets and Phillies SS have the same initials.

This might make me slow.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

More T-giving talk:

I'm making a cheesy broccoli casserole.

ToddPacker said...

"Thanksgiving dinner: chips/wings/beer/poker"


what about shoes and a shirt... are they optional

JFreak said...

If only the easy button was real.

El Padrino said...

Cheddar meiz?

ToddPacker said...

"that was easy".... it's real to me... a bunch of clowns have that stupid button here

Keith S said...

Cheesy broccoli casserole sounds delish

JFreak said...

I love when local players plug local products.

Never results in anything but hilarity.

ToddPacker said...

i think we can count on some rev comments tonight if rollins wins the mvp

El Padrino said...

"Granny, 102, in nude calendar... "

I didn't click the link

jugdish said...

If Rollins wins the MVP-------->

Keith S said...

Back2Back Philly MVPs would be awful.

blue said...

rod smith being interviewed by mike tafoya made me laugh last night. I kept waiting for him to bust out into one of his local endorsements "Blackjack pizza, stick with the home team"

ToddPacker said...

did denver win last night?

(ns)

jugdish said...

the Avs?

blue said...

broncos won

El Padrino said...

cutler lookes very good last night

El Padrino said...

still looks like a high teenager though

Steve said...

"steve on a more serious note should i be betting duke this year?"


I think Duke is a bit underrated this year, there gonna fly under the rador (by Duke standards) for a month or two.

I wouldn't get too crazy till Conference play starts. This isn't the shittys SEC/Big Ten/Big East/Pac Ten....it's the ACC baby.

blue said...

"cutler lookes very good last night"

no interceptions for like 3 or 4 straight games...he's starting to figure it out...Javon Walker comes back next week too.

El Padrino said...

classy

blue said...

EP, that sounds like a good time to me.

blue said...

where are the youtube clips

El Padrino said...

i'm looking for them, help me out

blue said...

everyone that I find has been removed

El Padrino said...

me2

blue said...

it's TMQ at shamford's time....just in time for the holidays

El Padrino said...

this is boring

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

agreed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Since none you youse are in my field, here's a question-

Why don't customers just answer the simple questions I ask them? Don't worry, we'll reach our destination in due time

El Padrino said...

deke you have any 3 pt shooting on FNBA? I need some

blue said...

deke-

because people want to be in control

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke you have any 3 pt shooting on FNBA? I need some"

Lemme see. I'm not sure I have anybody.

tem said...

i have a 'that was easy' button. the boss gave it to me.


oddly he was mad when i did not do something and told him i pushed the button and assumed it would be delivered to him.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Raja, Troy Murphy, Luther Head, Hashweed

tem said...

why do you axe customers questions?

jugdish said...

from the other day...Jennie Finch, also better looking than Angelina Jolie.

Keith S said...

"from the other day...Jennie Finch, also better looking than Angelina Jolie."

Agreed

blue said...

I havent' seen Jennie finch since she passed 2 kids through her vahgeen

Keith S said...

I said this in LoVAD, but if I have time next week I'm going to put together a link list of 50 women hotter than Jolie.

tem said...

jennie finch would not be on my list of 50 hotter than jolie.

Keith S said...

Finch still pitches for USA so she's probably in shape.

jugdish said...

Keith...I don't think that would take too long.

blue said...

I like jennie finch, i'd put her in my top 50 list, but probably not rate her as "hotter" than AJ

El Padrino said...

you guys know where i stand on that

tem said...

jolie is in the top 5 for all time lov topics.

El Padrino said...

deker Hashweed

what up

tem said...

jolie
tipping
football
basketball
baseball

Keith S said...

"Keith...I don't think that would take too long."

I agree but some people here think she's top 5.

jugdish said...

She looks like an alien from some angles.

Keith S said...

Angelina Jolie = Anna Benson

blue said...

anna benson is top 5?....maybe

tem said...

nothing wrong with Mrs. Benson.

Keith S said...

No way

tem said...

not that she is top 50 either, but just nothing wrong with her.

other than she is crazy.

blue said...

c'mon keith, name 50 women hotter than anna benson? you can't do it

Spaceman Spiff said...

why do i continue to assume that the people at my work are not fucking retards, i have to thoroughly explain the most basic shit for them to understand. next step, speaking phonetically

Keith S said...

She's no better than AJ.

El Padrino said...

sent sumtin deke

tem said...

spiff, do they tell you the same stories over and over again?

that is what i get here. same story over and over. i can even trigger them at will. if you want to hear about old budget meetings from the seventies i know exactly what to say.

El Padrino said...

keef u like my ASU pick?

blue said...

i had a manager that was like that tem...every one of his stories started "back when I was east regional controller" or "when I was club controller at Penn Spa, NY"

blah blah blah.

yeah, I know your qualifications dude, just tell me the answer to my question.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont get any stories as i avoid social conversations with everyone

Keith S said...

"keef u like my ASU pick?"

huh?

ToddPacker said...

"i dont get any stories as i avoid social conversations with everyone"


me too, spiff.... it seems to work most of the time

El Padrino said...

on my blog i capped the Thursday games, cuz friday they will be over

ToddPacker said...

"huh?"


it's on ep's blog, keith

Keith S said...

I like it.
Thing that scares me about ASU is they always come out flat after a bye week, so it will be interesting to see what they do on Thursday. Can't fall behind by 14 again.

El Padrino said...

USC first half, ASU 2nd half

this can't fail

ToddPacker said...

debbie downer

El Padrino said...

saw that
yikes, your whole family

tough pill

Keith S said...

"USC first half, ASU 2nd half

this can't fail"


Exactly.

tem said...

tp, way to ruin my mood.

ToddPacker said...

sorry, tem

jugdish said...

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