Sunday, November 25, 2007

Might as well be me...

Someone usually puts up a post for Sunday footyball. It might as well be me.

Especially since all of you have been clamoring for a good Rev posting. You know you want it. Oh yeah... you're begging for a 9 scroller, aren't you?

I don't know if I have a long posting in me. But I'll say a few things.

- I've figured out what tonight's Iggles-Pats game reminds me of. Does everyone remember the first Wrestlemania? Think King Kong Bundy vs. SD "Special Delivery" Jones.

The Pats are the King Kong Bundy of the league. Remember when Bundy used to squash an opponent, pin him for the three, then Bundy would yell "FIIIIVVVVEEEE" at the ref to get him to make a 5 count?

That's the Pats. They are the King of the 5 Count right now.

(Cue the obvious Rev comparison to King Kong Bundy jokes now)

Of course, SD Jones was from Philadelphia. Says it all right there. The only guys SD could beat on a regular basis were guys like Iron Mike Sharpe and Barry Horowitz.

- Bill Callahan got fired in Nebraska. Which surprised the hell out of me.

No, not that he got fired. I actually forgot Bill Callahan was still coaching somewhere.

(ns)

- Am I the only one that thinks this weekend in the NFL sucks? Most of the good teams played already on Thursday, and those games sucked. Wash vs. TB... mildly interesting. Houston and Cleveland... maybe. Otherwise, there's a lot of mediocre vs. mediocre, or good vs. suck games out there. I got nothing funny to say about it. Just struck me as a crap weekend.

I got nothing else. I could gloat about J-Roll winning the MVP, but that is so last Tuesday.

Rev out.

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Keith S said...

Ha, Barry Horowitz. Was that the Brooklyn Brawler?

Beth said...

Rev!

Keith S said...

Wow, we get the Raiders/Chiefs this morning on CBS. Yay!

(s)

isiah thomas said...

a rev posting and tits on a Sunday.

interesting.

isiah thomas said...

don't worry keef, AZ/SF in the late game will make up for Oak/KC.


essss

isiah thomas said...

Washington's first 2 drives = 2 fumbles inside their own 20. Good start.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was wondering if we were gonna have a Sunday post.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sunday boobies are nice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have 3 Texans playing today. That's what Cleveland's defense will do for ya.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Beyonce needs to upgrade her body. I can't wait till she's 35 & going about a buck-eighty-five

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuckin Schaub

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a feeling I'm gonna lose to Kod.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going all Zeke/BBB/Tem up in this bitch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FTR, Barry Horowitz was a jobber.

isiah thomas said...

3 fumbles for Washington inside their own 20.

isiah thomas said...

I hope Tem is wearing his Gradkowski jersey, Garcia got KO'd.

isiah thomas said...

Chris Barnes is choking again! I love it.

isiah thomas said...

Geee Men are getting pimped out.

Keith S said...

What's up with the GGGGGGGGG-Men!?!?

Keith S said...

Weird

isiah thomas said...

4 fumbles for Wash now

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gus Johnson is calling this Cle/Hou game. I'm thrilled.

kodiac said...

well, this Vikes/NYG game is off to a surprising start so far. I'm still not optomistic

kodiac said...

I have a feeling I'm gonna lose to Kod.

that's funny, I have a feeling I'm going to lose to you

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Low expectations make let-downs easier to take.

Expect the worst, hope for the best.

kodiac said...

that's my philosphy

Keith S said...

Payton still hates Reggie.

kodiac said...

I'm really starting to like Sidney Rice.
-funny thing about him; my sister works with his girlfriend, who is
a) 30
b) divorced
c) with children
*maybe she's lying, or my sister is mistaken....that just doesn't make sense

Keith S said...

There was more talent in the Mizzou/KU game last night than there is in this Oak/KC game.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who's KC's RB?

isiah thomas said...

a 162 just won a game in the PBA.

Keith S said...

Kolby Smith

isiah thomas said...

Kenton Smiff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"a 162 just won a game in the PBA."

The oil patterns they use are ridiculous. I shot like a 400 on one once. It sucks.

kodiac said...

No Country for Old Men was a huge disappointment. I do not recommend it. The first 3/4 of the movie is incredible...and then it turns completely retarded.
-just an FYI

isiah thomas said...

Kunta Smiff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love Gus Johnson.

isiah thomas said...

I peeped game on Beowulf.

I fell asleep.

I'd do CGI Angie.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Throw it to K2 dammit

kodiac said...

and Lars and the Real Girl is a total chick flick. Be advised.
-Although they did have a preview for Juno, which looks freakin sweet.

Keith S said...

They threw it to K2

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"They threw it to K2"

I noticed

isiah thomas said...

I'm going against K2 today in my $$$ league, thanks deke.

isiah thomas said...

Maybe Callahan can take the Iggles job next season, after Reid leaves to more closely manage his Drug Emporium.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Man. I hate changing the water in the fish tank. My acid reflux is killing me right now.

Keith S said...

Is it killing you because of the water in your fish tank?

kodiac said...

don't drink the water Deke

isiah thomas said...

and I hear ya deke, Beyonce is destined to be on Celeb Fit Club 15 on VH1 in about 10 years.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

bending over and standing up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and I hear ya deke, Beyonce is destined to be on Celeb Fit Club 15 on VH1 in about 10 years."

She's too thick. Kardashian, too. They both have the early signs of turkey neck.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"don't drink the water"

Great song.

kodiac said...

you need a beer to put out that fire Deke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Vodka & Sprite

kodiac said...

that'll do

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gus Johnson has me thinking I'm watching 2002/2003 Jamal Lewis. I'm giddy.

isiah thomas said...

Now Playing:

Mike Tyson's Punchout

kodiac said...

wow, the Giants can't tackle for shit.

isiah thomas said...

Payton absolutely loathes Reggie.

NS

kodiac said...

I think the Vikes just may hold on here; looking at the rest of our schedule, I'm not ruling out a playoff possibility (very improbable, but not impossible)
remaining games are:
Detroit, Chicago and Washington at home, and Denver and San Francisco on the road.
-With this team, I wouldn't be surprised if we finished 5-0, or 0-5.

isiah thomas said...

Gibbs goes for it on 4th and 1 from the TB 4?

kick the FG there idiot, make it a 1 possession game.

fucking old moron.

isiah thomas said...

Eli is having a really good game today.

kodiac said...

Eli has thrown for 2 TD's today...very impressive

isiah thomas said...

oh yeah.....


ESSSSSSS

kodiac said...

make that 3 TD's for Eli
-wow, he's a stud

isiah thomas said...

wow, Eli....sit the next few out.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Vikes are avenging 41-0

kodiac said...

Vikes are avenging 41-0

that game could never be avenged; that was almost as bad as the Falcons fiasco in 98

kodiac said...

and Meiz, you are destroying drunk kod. Let up a little, will ya'...it's getting embarassing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was devastated after that Falcons game.

ns

Keith S said...

Note to self:
Never, EVER draft Reggie Bush again.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and Meiz, you are destroying drunk kod. Let up a little, will ya'...it's getting embarassing"

How is that possible? from what I can gather, I feel like I'm losing.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Never, EVER draft Reggie Bush again."

In the $$ league I was going to get in, some numbnut took Bush #2 overall.

Keith S said...

In the Y! league I have Kolby Smith and Vikings D on my bench.

(ns)

Keith S said...

I took Bush at the end of the 2nd round and I still think I got hosed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Schaub can't get out of his own way today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

-2 more points for me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope K2 gets another TD here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Here it comes TE Pop Pass

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

accidental natty

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who's this Jamal Lewis kid?

kodiac said...

How is that possible? from what I can gather, I feel like I'm losing.

well, you are playing drunkkod, the red headed stepchild of the yahoo league.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Schaub needs a garbage-time TD

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No, EP is the red-headed stepchild of FNFL and FNBA, and even our FMLB. Like I said before, EP is having a rough go of it in fantasyland this year.

Keith S said...

iamnotiamiamdrunkkod
56.10
Barry Badrinath
83.35

kodiac said...

I'm pissed I forgot to pick up a RB for Selvin Young. As if I need to handicap myself any further

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"iamnotiamiamdrunkkod
56.10
Barry Badrinath
83.35"

How is that possible?

isiah thomas said...

I think I might get Deke Stat Tracker for Channucka.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Our playoffs end in week 16? I find that odd.

Keith S said...

Jason Hanson, Chester Taylor, K2

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I think I might get Deke Stat Tracker for Channucka."

Do you get it for a whole calendar year?

isiah thomas said...

just the season, and you have to buy it for each sport.

isiah thomas said...

2:40, 7 wins it. 0 TO's.

Let's go Campbell. Prove it.

isiah thomas said...

*93 yds to go

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"just the season, and you have to buy it for each sport."


Rip. Off.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should try to write an Excel thingy for it. Except I don't know how to use Excel anymore.

isiah thomas said...

can we get a ruling on Ian Eagle pronouncing his name "I-an" instead of "een"?

its like a "steve" pronouncing it "staveeeee" instead of "steve'

isiah thomas said...

Herm Edwards is a really good coach.

isiah thomas said...

if Gibbs woulda kicked the gotdamn FG they would be driving for a tying FG/game winning TD.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I forgot about my dip, and burnt the fuck out of it.

No more Gus Johnson + Burnt dip makes me sad.

isiah thomas said...

ESSSSSS on the Herm comment.

isiah thomas said...

you gotta set a timer deke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"its like a "steve" pronouncing it "staveeeee" instead of "steve'"

Is this a reference to The Ringer?

isiah thomas said...

INT!

game over.

skins lose.

fuck you gibbs

isiah thomas said...

Campbell's gotta make the leap soon. He's not doing it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"you gotta set a timer deke."

Timer's not necessary. My bean pot just gets really hot.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have been thoroughly unimpressed with Campbell's career so far.

Keith S said...

Alright, winter must be here. It's time for figure skating on TV.

isiah thomas said...

roof is open at the Cards game, only the 2nd game its been open for them since they've been there.

ns

isiah thomas said...

I have been thoroughly unimpressed with Campbell's career so far.

this is only his 18th start.

You're right though, he's no Aaron Rodgers. (ha)

Keith S said...

Cards unis are fugly

isiah thomas said...

maybe its only his 17th...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke, what's wrong with Diaw? I might trade Gil for him.

isiah thomas said...

Kurt Warner's audible call was "Tokyo"

isiah thomas said...

Diaw has a vajeen and can't play when Amare is on the court.

I've been out of touch with the Suns their last 2 games though, not sure if he picked up an injury.

He had ankle sprains to start the season also.

Keith S said...

Does Leinart ever shave?

isiah thomas said...

nice catch/throw to Fitz.

if Seattle loses this game is huge for AZ.

isiah thomas said...

Rams with 1st and Goal at the 4 and pass 2 straight times....

way to use Sjax

isiah thomas said...

sjax rushes for 1 yd, 4th down

isiah thomas said...

Frerotte Fumbles!

what an idiot.

4 shots from the 4 to win the game and you pass twice?

coaches are stoopid.

Beth said...

"a rev posting and tits on a Sunday.
interesting."

That's no coincidence, I'm stalking Rev...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Does that make Rev lucky?

isiah thomas said...

there's a great pic of eli on the wwl homepage.

Beth said...

That makes Mrs. Rev unlucky.

(s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Beth has a SiteMeter. How cute.

Beth said...

Yep, I need to keep track of my 3 visitors per week. Of course I guess it would help if I ever actually posted anything real.

isiah thomas said...

I saw 22oz cans of "Bud Light y clamato" in the sto today.

no idear what to make of this.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck, if youre gonna go for it, just QB sneak, fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

the house where i was watching the vargas- mayorga fight, guys were taking tequila-clamato shots, they said it was good

Spaceman Spiff said...

vargas was a fat fuck, wish he woulda got knocked out though

Spaceman Spiff said...

funniest boxing moment i ever seen in my life after the fight, vargas busts a reaper roeper and tries to jump on the ropes in the corner, but is too fat so he falls back

ahahahhaha, you fat fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucker got 15 mil for the fight

Spaceman Spiff said...

cardinals need to lose today

isiah thomas said...

I almost took AZ in the office suicide....thank god I didn't.

kodiac said...

Chad Greenway running for the endzone on that last TD pass from Eli is how I picture Rev running for the last Bear Claw at Vanguard.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

hilarious

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I jumped all over AP(chi).

kodiac said...

Minni's cornerback Dwight Smith with a nugget of truff, "anytime you can get an opposing crowd to boo their own team, it pumps you up and makes you know that you are doing right" (paraphrased slightly)
-this is why anyone who boos their own team at the stadium is a fucking idiot. Vikings fans are often guilty of this, and it pisses me off.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Freddie Couples just mops up in skins games.

ns

mclovin said...

I'm McLovin.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cutler is costing me a big day out of Stokley.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes, we all saw the commercial.

McLovin said...

i wish i had this personality down better.

JFreak said...

Hawaii should be in the top ten.

No matter how easy their schedule was, they are undefeated. They should at least be ahead of some of the 2-loss teams.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think I'm gonna re-buy my Delinquent Habits CD that was stolen from me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shammy's "revamping" his comments. His will is broken.

The blood is on our hands.

JFreak said...

the color guy in this bears-broncos game has said that Brandon Marshall is 6'4", 240 at least 10 times.

I would very much like to strangle him.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tres delinquentes is off the chain

isiah thomas said...

Frank Gore is goring the AZ Cardinals.

JFreak said...

"Mike said...
"I remain mystified why anyone would want to spend their time disrupting a random blog's comments section -- I take it as flattery, I guess"-Dan Shanoff

flat·ter·y –noun
1. excessive compliments

If "Dan you are an umemployed pompous doochebag with a fat whore for a wife" is a compliment to you, there's more where that came from!

11/23/2007 05:33:00 PM"

mike is good.

isiah thomas said...

Shammy has been trying to "revamp" comments for a while.

He still doesn't get that it won't stop.

isiah thomas said...

that emansky moment in the Denver/Chi game was sick.

isiah thomas said...

crazy ending here in AZ

isiah thomas said...

you forget how good of an announcer Tony Boselli is.



s

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"tres delinquentes is off the chain"


One of my old roommates jacked it. I hate that motherfucker. That's one of my all-time favorite albums.


NS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"He still doesn't get that it won't stop."

I think he's leaning towards the "team member" format.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why not just pony up the money for a private domain? Oh yeah, UNEMPLOYED.

isiah thomas said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

only the cards.....get a delay penalty on their 1st FGA to win the game (he makes it)

and dood promptly misses the 2nd attempt.

32 yarder

AHAHAHAHAH

JFreak said...

Can someone tell me what is on CBS tonight?

I can't seem to figure it out.

JFreak said...

The NFL should just make the OT non-sudden death.

I think that would solve most of my problems with the current system.

isiah thomas said...

AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG

AZ loses when Warner fumbles in the endzone.

ahaahahahhaahhah

it must royally suck to be a Cards fan.

isiah thomas said...

Off Road might be one of the best NES games of all time. (ns)

what's your favorite? AND WHY? (s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Never liked Off Road.

NS

The Rev said...

Beth is stalking me...

cool!

The Rev said...

I actually had a stalker once.

She wasn't hot.

JFreak said...

i thought rev died.

isiah thomas said...

Never liked Off Road.

NS

damn deke, its like I don't even know you man.

The Rev said...

I'll check back in later when the Pats lead is about 35.

That ought to be around the midway point of the 2nd quarter.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"damn deke, its like I don't even know you man."

I didn't like the ass-backward controls.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was more concerned with my Rockford Fire Dept offense on Tecmo Super Bowl.

isiah thomas said...

The Rev said...
I actually had a stalker once.

She wasn't hot.

8:01 PM


this needs to be further explained.

unless the chick was a plumper chaser.

isiah thomas said...

I've been waiting for a lot of things, but Sunday night isn't one of them.

It's not in my Top 50.

isiah thomas said...

I played a little Tecmo SB earlier today. Giants beat my 9ers.

isiah thomas said...

keef - name and pic?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just sealed my win over EP in the Keeper

isiah thomas said...

Looks like we'll be talking to rev by the middle of the 1st q.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I played a little Tecmo SB earlier today. Giants beat my 9ers."

The best teams are Giants, Bears, Eagles, 49ers...and maybe the Bills

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You are playing the ones denoted by the (U) at the end of the name, right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Feely gives the Iggles a better chance than McNabb. No doubt.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Had my 1st cup of coffee in a few years this evening. It was delicious.

JFreak said...

Has an undefeated team ever not won the CFB Championship?

Excluding years where more than one team went undefeated.

JFreak said...
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isiah thomas said...

I wonder if Al and John had to fight back tears of sadness when Philly scored?

JFreak said...

someone link me to SG's picks. espn is crapping on me.

isiah thomas said...

didn't Florida last season have 1 loss?

isiah thomas said...

sorry mis-read the question.

I think Utah with Alex Smiff might have been undefeated and not won.

Penn St had a team in 94 or so that went undefeated and didn't win it.

JFreak said...

doh...how soon I forget...Boise State was undefeated last year.

isiah thomas said...

yeah, da U


and I never drink coffee for the most part. I'll destroy an Ice Blended from Coffee Bean though.

JFreak said...

specialty coffee is the only way to go.

straight up is way too bitter.

isiah thomas said...

ooooo, Brady got his shit pushed in, but he got back up. damn.

isiah thomas said...

deke I'm surprised coffee doesn't exacerbate your shitting situation.

NS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I won't drink black coffee. Gotta be a cappuccino or with hazelnut creamer or some shit like that.

True story- I used to drink coffee when I was in elementary school. Somehow I managed to grow to 6'3"

isiah thomas said...

come on Ben Franklin, I know this isn't your best gameplan is it? this is what you came up with?

isiah thomas said...

alright Vrabel is in the game : COVER HIM.

JFreak said...

If I was in the game for that Brady slide he would have had a concussion.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Philly was ready for NE's schenanigans

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"If I was in the game for that Brady slide he would have had a concussion."

Tom Brady is a monster compared to you. You would have either whiffed or bounced off him.

JFreak said...

Deke...it's not about that.

If I was a member of that defense, I would have been going for the cheap shot.

isiah thomas said...

a knee to the head would take out a monster.

big tree fall hard

isiah thomas said...

LDT with over 10K yds already blowss me away.

NS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay. Is a cheap shot on Brady worth your career?

'Cause that's what it would probably cost.

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