Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Like a great Meatloaf video, its all coming back to you..

i think i might be more involved in college hoops this year. pro stuff has seemed very uninteresting so far.. well, to be honest, a lot of sports seem to have taken a backseat for me lately. i dont know what it is. it's not you.. it's me. no, actually it is you. you let yourself get fat, got stanky breath and your lack of commitment to this relationship is what's doing us in. the blame has been squarely placed on you now. and justifiably so, i might add.

ive hardly watched anything on my Sunday Ticket too. when i first got it last year, it was like i lowered my standards to watch every game possible. i loved it. it was pure unadulterated glee. red zone channel was brilliant, the multi-game channel was spectacular (especially on a super large-ass tv). but now im like.. well, i'll tune in to the good matchups (which seem like theyre on the regional channels anyway), but all that other shit has been put on timeout and placed in the corner. i actually whooped its ass before i punished it in timeout too. like dad used to say, i gave it something to cry about. i really showed it. oh and real quick about pro before we move on.. the Lions still suck, dont let the record fool you. i cant wait til they actually play a real team and get raped just so the local writers will stop with stories like yesterday's.. "theyre real close to being one of the elite teams". youre shitting me. you seriously wrote that article? and got paid for it?? naaaaaah..

but anyways, back to college hoops.. they showed some kid from Marquette or something.. he's a freshman guard and played his first game the other night and he had some pretty sick highlights. he was throwin down pretty hard and he looked like a little guy.. i dont know, it just got the juices going hoping that i can once again see some sports where there's some excitement and shit in it.

ive kinda been digging on college foosball this year though. i like that theres a little more parity and that has led to good games, even though there have been alot of shitty teams getting WAY too much pub' and recognition. i've been more into it on a broader scale though, and even though watching my Wolverines is practically fucking intolerable this year. seriously, they suck. who let them back into the top 15 anyways? i saw them at 12 last week and almost shit myself. people will try to play up that story as if theyve overcome all this crap and fought back.. but really, it aint like that. look at this year overall.. USF (?!) was at 2, BC was just there.. just look at the top 10 from any week so far this year and try not to openly scoff at like half the teams. try it, it's enjoyable. one day when they bust out the Saved By The Bell time capsule and look at this year, they will then quickly throw the rankings on the ground and piss on them.

but i digress, Lloyd blows and needs to go. does anybody else underperform with the talent they are given on a more consistent basis than that bitch? wtf. kick his old ass out. they were lucky to win the State game, and if there wouldve been enough time for State to have run the ball instead of having to rely on the pass, UM woulda lost that bitch fo' sho'. i was waiting for State to walk it back down the field and make them eat it. also, Mike Hart... love ya bro, but playing it off and saying State was the "little brother that u let get up, then u come back and beat him".. bullshit. your hobbling little ass wasnt even on the field in crunch time. you are badass back, but sit your shit down. it's annoying to hear, even from a fan on your side. but let's take a moment to reflect on the move that he put on some guys at mid-field during that game. (insert youtube clip here). and if we dont have the clip, then put the memory of it there. and if you dont have the memory, then act like you just saw a really sick juke move, cause it was hotness. the guy missed so bad that it almost looked like a glitch you'd see in a video game.

i could go drag my eyes across the wwl headlines for other stories to comment on, but theres other blogs that do that just fine already. so i'll wrap this up like i'm 'bout to stick it in a passed out skank that i found caged in TJW's basement...

we outtie 5000 y'all!

776 comments:

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blue said...

I can see paradise by the dashboard light

tem said...

i love reading bbb posts.

Keith S said...

3rd

blue said...

.00544959128 rev

El Padrino said...

google is taking over the world
here is some investment advise

buy Long Leap Call options on Google

then just start ordering ferrari's and burberry scarfs, head to your gentlemans club and score some blow to snort off a strippers ass cuz it's going down like that

tem said...

ok el pad, sounds like a can't miss.

El Padrino said...

"Drivers at 3,500 U.S. gas stations soon will be able to use Google maps at the pump."

El Padrino said...

tem, it puts lock in the word lock

El Padrino said...

if that makes any sense

El Padrino said...

and i say buy the options because no one on this blog can afford the stock

blue said...

yeah, it only takes a small mint to buy any significant amount of google shares

El Padrino said...

well, maybe TP can with his social security pension and all but no one else

tem said...

blog stats from yesterday
tem 31.61%rev 24.24%
Blue 17.71%rev 13.58%
Keith 15.94%rev 12.23%
El Pad 13.22%rev 10.14%
freak 12.26%rev 9.40%
Zeke 11.17%rev 8.57%
TP 7.08%rev 5.43%
Rev 5.86%rev 4.49%
Deke 3.54%rev 2.72%
Spiff 2.86%rev 2.19%
Tyler 2.72%rev 2.09%
WC 2.72%rev 2.09%
Beth 1.50%rev 1.15%
Steve 0.95%rev 0.73%
BBB 0.54%rev 0.42%
Jug 0.27%rev 0.21%
Eracist 0.27%rev 0.21%
Mills 0.14%rev 0.10%
Cummy 0.00%rev 0.00%
Kod/BEA 0.00%rev 0.00%
ihrtcrg 0.00%rev 0.00%

Keith S said...

I've heard you can't spell lock without L-O-C-K

El Padrino said...

options blue, options

you can afford the options

Keith S said...

Actually I've never heard that. I just made that up.

El Padrino said...

sounds solid keef

blue said...

google doesn't give me "instant getification" though, so maybe i'm going to buy Ask.com stock instead

Big Brother's Brother said...

now we can say we've heard it

Keith S said...

tem is putting a lot of work into the TCS. You deserve a raise.

El Padrino said...

do whatever you want it won't matter, not listening to me will result in you being a failure

it's that simple

blue said...

yes, but i'm already a failure

Keith S said...

I'm already a failure so I've got nowhere to go but up.

tem said...

too late for that el pad.

tem said...

i2i2i

El Padrino said...

we need tony robbins to come on here and pump us up

El Padrino said...

failures.

Keith S said...

That was a sad minute.

blue said...

LoV...where failures come to feel good about themselves

blue said...

failure talk kilt early morning LoV mojo

tem said...

we are all sad now.

where is tits to cheer us up?

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

One last time.

Keith S said...

Just because the name goes away doesn't mean it's not true.

Beth said...

Tits is still trying to figure out how you knew oral sex was invented in Columbus.

Keith S said...

I think oral sex is illegal in Ohio

(ns)

Beth said...

I'm pretty sure it's illegal in GA.

(ns)

El Padrino said...

I would like to be fellated right now.

blue said...

It was illegal in Idaho until the repealed the law very recently....but sodomy is still illegal there...which doesn't bother me.

tem said...

i thought it was common knowledge.

blue said...

we need a wiki verification

Keith S said...

"I would like to be fellated right now."

Is the SEC chick still there?

Beth said...

"I would like to be fellated right now"

Sorry EP, cmfost is banned for the month.

El Padrino said...

that's gross elizabeth

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't find a decent pic

El Padrino said...

sec chick not here, tormenting me via email

blue said...

ok, new PtP...today sucks...Cal sucks...I am a failure

El Padrino said...

i'll settle for jerking off in the washroom to beth's pic

Keith S said...

washroom?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

kjsdbf

blue said...

mutombo

Beth said...

"i'll settle for jerking off in the washroom to beth's pic"

I have 3 possible responses to this, choose your favorite:

1) That's gross Anthony

2) And people wondered why I wanted to make it so my picture couldn't be copied or printed

3) Just try not to get any in my eyes

Keith S said...

Like it would be anything other than option 3.

ToddPacker said...

nice bbb post

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck it

ToddPacker said...

"Just try not to get any in my eyes"


is beth speaking from experience

blue said...

oh, beth busted out the first name...she's going all "mom" on EP

Beth said...

Actually blue, option 1 was me copying EP's "that's gross elizabeth" comment earlier.

ToddPacker said...

moms usually bust out middle names too

Big Brother's Brother said...

wheres the middle name?

El Padrino said...

Option 3 please.

tem said...

washroom is like a bathroom for rich people right?

El Padrino said...

moms are pissed if they bust out the middle name

ToddPacker said...

"washroom is like a bathroom for rich people right?"

i thought that was a lavatory

blue said...

"washroom is like a bathroom for rich people right?"

yes, it's right next to the pantry

blue said...

but EP has a point, you shouldn't call it a bathroom if there isn't a bath/shower in it should you?

blue said...

the latrine

ToddPacker said...

restroom is kind of a wierd name too

El Padrino said...

like the way washroom sounds

gonna go with it for awhile

Keith S said...

Shitter

Beth said...

Don't you have to be over 60 to use "washroom"?

El Padrino said...

I hate restroom.

granted i rest a bit whilst I shit but not enough for the prefix to be attached to the room

El Padrino said...

John.

what a bum name to catch on huh

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i love reading bbb posts."

I never read them. They're not linear enough for me.

isiah thomas said...

the shitter

El Padrino said...

wiki on washroom

El Padrino said...

"The word originated in the United States and is currently the preferred term in Canada"

cant those fucks invent thier own words!

El Padrino said...

when i grow up and buy a house i will demand a Bidet be built in the washroom

isiah thomas said...

nice work again FH.

jugdish said...

Shuttle is scheduled to land at 1 PM EST for those interested in watching.

El Padrino said...

In human anatomy, the perineum, also called the "taint", "grundle", "choda", "trail of tears", "runway" or "gooch", is generally defined as the surface region in both males and females between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx.



HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAa
Trail of Tears

HAHAHAHAHAHA
I've always used Taint and Choda but the rest I've never heard of

I HEART WIKI

El Padrino said...

jug link us up again

Keith S said...

EP uses canadian vernacular

Keith S said...

Gooch is funny. Reminds me of the bully from Dif'rent Strokes.

jugdish said...

NASA TV

jugdish said...

I have a friend with the last name of Gooch. I have nothing more to add to that.

Keith S said...

jug can comment and land shuttles simultaneously.

ToddPacker said...

"jug can comment and land shuttles simultaneously."


jug can do anything

El Padrino said...

jug is not a failure

Keith S said...

Jug owns google.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"washroom is like a bathroom for rich people right?"


Water closet or WC

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FTR, I call it the can.


Speaking of which...

ToddPacker said...

"Jug owns google"

it was originally called Jugle

El Padrino said...

i'm in the nasa control room

blue said...

WC is a CEO, not a toilet

Water closet is "european"

El Padrino said...

i now know that Todd Packer is a name from the Office

tem said...

the really rich people here say they have to "hit the head" when they go.

they also like to announce it.

maybe they are just telling the secretaries that it is oral sex time.

Big Brother's Brother said...

deke, u could appreciate todays post.

Big Brother's Brother said...

hit the head

Spaceman Spiff said...

bruce willis is tiny

ToddPacker said...

"i now know that Todd Packer is a name from the Office"

i'm not original

blue said...

last night's office on TBS was the one where Todd Packer took a dump in Michael Scott's office and left it there overnight to "marinate"

that is an awesome prank

ToddPacker said...

"bruce willis is tiny"

spiff is hanging with bruce?

isiah thomas said...

Sugar Shane vs Cotto

saturday

Keith S said...

No rev today

ToddPacker said...

rev will happen

Keith S said...

Costco muffins are revtacular

blue said...

rev is an illusion

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cotto in a walk. Write it down.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Unless Sugar's training with Freddy Roach.

ToddPacker said...

"Costco muffins are revtacular"

otis spunkmeyer muffins are good, too

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Desmond Mason went 10-10 from the field last night. He was seated firmly on my bench in my $$ League, natch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"otis spunkmeyer muffins are good, too"

The best.

Spaceman Spiff said...

was at the laker game last night, best seats ive ever had, about 15 rows up right next to the visitors tunnel, all the rich folks have to go through there for the bathroom and to exit after the game

isiah thomas said...

Cotto in a walk. Write it down.


walk? negative.

isiah thomas said...

I think you meant:

PBF in a walk over Hatton. Write it down.

El Padrino said...

nice spiff

ToddPacker said...

boxing slapper???

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt get any play on the other post, but i loved seinfeld making larry king look like an idiot

ToddPacker said...

what did you pay for those tix, spiff?

ToddPacker said...

larry king might be retarded

Spaceman Spiff said...

face value, $140 a ticket

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

isiah thomas said...

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blue said...

PBF got prepped by "dancing with the stars" so you know he'll be ready

ToddPacker said...

stuart scott was fired

El Padrino said...

i like cotto, but not in a walk

isiah thomas said...

isiah thomas said...

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


I want credit for this in the TCS.

ToddPacker said...

not the bad eye stuart scott though

isiah thomas said...

stu scott was at the Contender finale last night, had his daughters with him.

they look like they've got that lazzzzzy eye.

El Padrino said...

tp you playin wiff my emoitons?

El Padrino said...

nick hogan to face charges for that wreck that almost killed his boy

isiah thomas said...

lemmetellyasomethingbrother you're going to the clink....bend over, grab your ankles....and give me two good coughs brother.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

hilarious

Big Brother's Brother said...

laugh out loud

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

lull

ToddPacker said...

"tp you playin wiff my emoitons?"

mirosoft fires stu scott

El Padrino said...

THE DIET WHERE YOU EAT LIKE 8 TIMES A DAY, MAKES ME MORE HUNGRIER THAN EVER.

Keith S said...

WHAT?

isiah thomas said...

TP have you used those new vending machines yet?

please advice.

El Padrino said...

sorry, i was screamin A for a minute

fuck it

blue said...

new NBA commercials = stupid

jugdish said...

"that is an awesome prank"

Another good one is shitting in someone's toilet tank and letting that one marinate. The next time they flush the toilet, they get a nice rush of brown shit water.

jugdish said...

I believe it is called top shelfing someone's toilet.

Keith S said...

Ahh, the upper decker. I bet jug invented that.

JFreak said...

"NASA TV"

Jugh, are you in mission control? If so, you should wave.

Spaceman Spiff said...

AKA upper decking, i think this is circle of LOV material

jugdish said...

No mission control for me.

Keith S said...

Ground control to major tom.

JFreak said...

Jug, did we really land on the moon?

JFreak said...

"No mission control for me."

You should walk in there and just start socializing.

See if anyone notices.

JFreak said...

The shuttle is over Australia.

Cool.

JFreak said...

I'm actually pretty excited to see the re-entry.

JFreak said...

Screw it, if you guys are gonna leave it open, I'll keep going.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We got shuttle stuff today?

JFreak said...

For the record, I did mention IMS...I merely called it the "track".

Figured people would get the reference. Tem apparently is not bright enough.

Spaceman Spiff said...

let me know if anything blows up

JFreak said...

I hate daylight savings time.

jugdish said...

We did land on the moon.

Have you ever seen those specials on TV that say we didn't? Kind of funny.

blue said...

i got freak on board with the hate of DST

JFreak said...

"i got freak on board with the hate of DST"

Your hate did not cause my hate.

My hate comes from 2 decades of wonderful life without DST, then suddenly, it was forced upon me.

My hate is intense.

JFreak said...

They keep calling Kennedy Flight Center, "KFC".

It is making me hungry.

Keith S said...

They changed it from Kennedy Space Center?

JFreak said...

They must have realized it wasn't in space.

jugdish said...

No, its still Kennedy Space Center

JFreak said...

Big official sounding voice on NASAtv called it KFC.

Maybe he was referring to the landing strip?

Keith S said...

Landing strips are nice.

jugdish said...

The S probably just sounded like an F...either that or you heard F because you are really hungry.

blue said...

or he heard F because he is retarded

JFreak said...

I swear he said flight center.

Keith S said...

Rewind it and listen again.

blue said...

Houston we half a problem

tem said...

"stuart scott was fired"



EAD, I got very excited about this.

tem said...

"Ground control to major tom."

i hear this damn line daily.

tem said...

"Tem apparently is not bright enough."

i am a failure.

blue said...

that is funny tem

El Padrino said...

No i will not donate blood. fuck off with your free duffel bag

Steve said...

Brook Hogan Looking Doable

Keith S said...

I can't see the pic, but I can cue up zeke's "she has a giant penis" comment.

blue said...

uh oh, steve is looking to start a fight with somebody

Keith S said...

"i hear this damn line daily."

Why? Do you listen to David Bowie on the way to work?

jugdish said...

The shuttle drops like a rock.

El Padrino said...

i dont understand the peace sign

blue said...

gravity is amazing

jugdish said...

Its not as aerodynamic as you might think.

Spaceman Spiff said...

peace sign is a plane with a penis

ns

S

Steve said...

ya'll hear about the words frist $1,000,000,000,000.00 (trillion) company. PetroChina went public over the weekend or something and scored!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

that hogan pic is at an angle that hides said giant penis

Steve said...

yea, with BHogan i'm normally a full supporter of the "That's a man, baby!" philosophy. But there she looks pretty good.

Of course, it's the perfect angle, perfect lighting, perfect makeup, perfect clothes, perfect hair, etc. etc. etc.

jugdish said...

Descent rate is 7 times steeper than commercial airline = dropping like a rock.

El Padrino said...

nice landing jug

Steve said...

Just for comparison, here is another shot of the same set.


That's a man, baby!

Keith S said...

Wow that's a decent descent rate

jugdish said...

Thanks! I never left my wingman!

JFreak said...

That was pretty cool.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shouldnt BH be cruiserweight champion of the world right about now

tem said...

"Why? Do you listen to David Bowie on the way to work?"

no.

tem said...

$ 1 trillion is a lot of money.

Keith S said...

Kobe wants to be traded

blue said...

broncos suck

El Padrino said...

fuck china

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