Monday, November 26, 2007

I'm a 24 point favorite.

Personally I hate going back to work the day after an extended break/holiday. You get to have the same lame exchange about 50 times with people you don't really care about.

Co-Worker : "hey, how was your (holiday name/vacation)?"

You: "great"

This ranks up there with "IT'S FRIDAYYY!!!!1111!!!"

One time in college me and my friends got tired of this and started making up shit/saying stoopid shit. One dood came up with "I got hooked on heroin" after the "how was your break" question came up. Turned out the chick he said this to, had a best friend who was hooked on H, which made it even funnier. (true story)

Anyway, I refuse to ax you all "how was your thanksgiving".

Nor will I ax how your travel went (if you had to). What I will add is that, while traveling I was really disturbed by the lack of manners we, as a society, show. No one covers their mouth when they cough or sneeze, people don't use inside voices around people who are sleeping on plane, parents choose not to parent their kids when they act up - really, a kid screaming/coughing/etc - and you don't tell it to quiet down? Gotdamn this is driving me crazy. And some dood wouldn't buy a snack on a plane because the bills he would get back as change were too crumpled (true story again). WTH?

Holiday shopping. Fuck that. Getting up at 4AM for a "sale"? Hell no. No man should step foot in or near a mall in the next month. Unless you're trying to impress a new chick and expedite finishing on her face. Holiday shopping = internets shopping.

The only sports related "commentary" I'll give you is this : Hawaii deserves a BCS "at large" spot. NS. I got to peep game on the entire Boise St./HI game and was thoroughly impressed with HI. They'll give someone a hellacious matchup problem. I'm not sure about Brennan in the pros as he seems short and has a weird delivery.

You want more sports, go here.

I peeped game on Beowulf. I fell asleep. I'll give it an "incomplete" on the Prince Chill-o-meter. Seemed like it might be pretty good. CGI Angie looked marvelous however.

Comments will be "under renovation". (s)

Roger. Over.

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JFreak said...

Tom Brady is a queer.

Keith S said...

Poon hunters 119.85
Bad Newz Kennelz 119.95


Fantastic!!!

Keith S said...

I can beat the first place team to take over first, but I can't be EP's team. Amazing.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I love when the winning team pulls out the "they played their hearts out" card.

Like the other team is a bunch of functioning retards.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

hahahaahah, please tell me someone just heard what Wes Welker said to Andrea Kramer.

"I hate to cut you short but Bill Bellichik is calling me over, and he's the one man that I'd take in front of you"

ahahahaha

Spaceman Spiff said...

colt brennan is 6'3"

hilary is my co-pilot said...

not a chance he's 6'3''.

JFreak said...

Hawaii for National Champion.

JFreak said...

Colt Brennan

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Y! has him listed at 6-3.

I watched it on a LG flat screen (analogue though), the picture seemed distorted a little and he seemed short.

I'll reserve judgement on him as that's really the only time I've peeped game on him.

Keith S said...

Jesus, 58 TDs last year? That's ridiculous.

JFreak said...

That picture is so disturbing.

I'm not sure if I can make it through the week.

The Rev said...

The Pats were exposed tonight.

And McNabb should sit the rest of the season.

That's all I got.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

part of Brennan's back story, that's overlooked, and I think is true, is that he originally went somewhere other than Hawaii but got kicked out for sexual assault, but the charge got dropped.

let me bible this up for troofness.

JFreak said...

That Kolb kid looks great.

Oh, wait, they played Feely over him.

Probably not a good sign.

Keith S said...

Didn't Brennan back up Leinart or another USC QB in high school?

hilary is my co-pilot said...

yeah he spent 7 days in jail, story here

I don't think this is part of his heisman campaign.

Keith S said...

If Hillary's hair in that pic was black, she could be dark helmet

The Rev said...

There's no good or bad sign in not playing Kolb. They're giving him a year to study the offense.

I think you see him next season though. With AJ backing him up.

JFreak said...

How the hell did Brennan not win the Heisman last year?

He had 63 total TDs.

That's crazy.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

the Pats aren't going undefeated or winning the SB, especially without a running game.

NS

The Rev said...

Hilary looks like she ate some bad clams.

Perhaps a bearded one.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

ahaahaahah local talking heads are saying today's Cards loss > last years loss to the Bears.

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Rev, Hilary is your hero. Your candidate. Don't talk bad about her.

The Rev said...

If you wanna crown em, then crown their ass!

The Rev said...

I'm not 100% sure I'm voting for Hilary yet.

ns

Keith S said...

Last year's loss was worse. They blew a huge lead and had Grossman had something like 6 turnovers, and they lost the lead on a punt return, and Rackers missed a short FG to win it. Way worse.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

so that means you are a % sure.

That is really scary.

NS

Keith S said...

too many hads there

hilary is my co-pilot said...

these guys on channel 12 need to go on suicide watch, I really feel bad for Cards fans.

Keith S said...

I'm still holding out hope for Obama

Keith S said...

The Cards will always be who we thought they were.

JFreak said...

Tim Floyd doesn't deserve OJ Mayo.

He didn't even try to recruit Mayo.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

even as a liberal rev, the % that you'd vote for her should never leave 0.

I don't care who she's running against.

The Rev said...

I'd vote for her over any of the Republicans. I'm not a fan of any of the Republican candidates.

But I don't think she's the best one for the Dems.

JFreak said...

"I'm still holding out hope for Obama"

Please tell me this is (s).

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Obama is too close to Osama, he flips the script and changes the b to an s and we're fucked.

Keith S said...

""I'm still holding out hope for Obama"

Please tell me this is (s)."


ns

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I don't know enough about any candidate to say who I'd vote for, NS.

But I'd never....EVER...EvAr....vote for Hillary.

just out of principle. It's princapalities smokey.

The Rev said...

I'd take John Edwards.

But I know he won't win.

Keith S said...

"Obama is too close to Osama, he flips the script and changes the b to an s and we're fucked."

Yeah I thought about that. Maybe it'll help catch him.

s

hilary is my co-pilot said...

this might splode to 100 comments with a quickness.


*slowly backing away from political talk

The Rev said...

Well, I'm going to bed anyway, so no political slapper for me tonight.

I'm taking my moral victory and going to bed.

Keith S said...

Mizzou loses to OU next week.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Revenge of the Nerds is on skinemax right now!


NERDS!

NERDS!

Keith S said...

Moral victories and tasty cakes are a good way to end a week.

Keith S said...

Hair pie. Hair pie!

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I think HI/OSU would make for an outstanding Title game.

NS

hilary is my co-pilot said...

aahahahah I almost typed hair pie keef, ns.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I wanna see bush, pan down.

The Rev said...

I will say one last thing though.

I would like to see Hillary win if it would piss off a lot of people.

I had to spend 8 years pissed off about the current president. I'd like to see the other side pissed off for a while.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i watch hawaii all the time, brennan throws 50 times a game against weak competition most of the time, thats why he had 60+ TDs. i hope they get a BCS bowl game

Keith S said...

Hawaii better not trip up against UW this week.

The Rev said...

Night, bitches!

hilary is my co-pilot said...

yeah HI and Boise had the two weakest SOS in D I.

Keith S said...

Later rev

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I will say one last thing though.

I would like to see Hillary win if it would piss off a lot of people.

I had to spend 8 years pissed off about the current president. I'd like to see the other side pissed off for a while.

is fathead American Taliban?

NS

Spaceman Spiff said...

if the games in HI, its a lock

Spaceman Spiff said...

no one in HI cares about brennans sexual assault allegations because if it wasnt for that, he wouldnt even be there.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

"that guy was arrested for mopery"

"what's mopery?"

"its exposing yourself to a blind person"


ahaahahahh

Keith S said...

"Well, I'm going to bed anyway, so no political slapper for me tonight.
I'm taking my moral victory and going to bed."

"I will say one last thing though.
I would like to see Hillary win if it would piss off a lot of people.
I had to spend 8 years pissed off about the current president. I'd like to see the other side pissed off for a while."

"Night, bitches!"


Hilarious. Get one last shot in.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

re: television

I was a little surprised the picture quality on the LG was bad.

I wish the hotel had HD so I could get a feel for the quality.

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe the TV was 720P only

hilary is my co-pilot said...

"what the fuck are robster craws?"


is this movie on DVD? I need to buy it.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

must have been spiffg, it was a little disappointing.

Keith S said...

I have RotN on DVD

hilary is my co-pilot said...

80's ti-tays > 90's and 00 ti-tays

NS

Keith S said...

So basically real > fake

hilary is my co-pilot said...

pretty much sums it up keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck,the lakers are who we thought they were

Spaceman Spiff said...

got damn the only good thing about going back to work tomorrow is that my boss is out for the week

Keith S said...

I wish I had a silver lining about going back to work tomorrow.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

DON'T VOTE IN 2008


POLITICAL PARTIES ARE A JOKE

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

As far as people not covering their mouths...I flip out on my co-workers over it. WE USE TOUCH-SCREENS AND KEYBOARDS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. THAT SHIT IS NASTY.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going to bed. Work's gonna suck major donkey dick tomorrow.

Beth said...

Talk of the town today - hoping Missouri loses to Nebraska (quite possible) and that WV loses to Pitt (highly unlikely), as they figure that'll put UGA in the title game against Ohio State.

Personally, I think even if those 2 teams lose UGA could easily get jumped by another team who will get into the title game, with maybe even LSU getting a third chance if they beat Tennessee.

blue said...

I'm not gonna buy the "system" QB thing for Brennan either. I'm on zeke's side on this one. Hawaii deserves a BCS game, not the NC, but a BCS game, especially over any 2 loss teams.

If you're going to call Brennan a "system" QB, then Chase Daniel is the same thing, they run almost identical offenses.

tem said...

GA won't make the NT game.

The whole "didn't win their division" thing will derail that train.

blue said...

yeah, UGA would have had a shot if they'd have gotten into the SEC championship game.

blue said...

losing by .1 points in Yahoo! sucks, especially when your defense gets a -1.

Beth said...

Yeah, I agree. Even if both Missouri and WV lose (which I don't see happening) I can't see GA getting in.

Beth said...

This is a year GA would've definitely done better if there was a playoff. I think they're playing as well as anyone in the nation right now, but those 2 early losses kill them.

blue said...

oh sure, now you want a playoff system

tem said...

playoffs are cool.

Beth said...

Oh I've always wanted a playoff system. I just don't see one coming anytime soon.

El Padrino said...

"I'm not 100% sure I'm voting for Hilary yet."

First let me clear this up. I will move my entire family out of the country if she gets elected.

and now back to the regular riff-raff

El Padrino said...

USC would crush every team in front of them

BCS gets it wrong again

the Stanford loss was the biggest upset in the history of college football

forget App st. 41 point favorites at home, national title picture, dominating seasons year prior, early favortie, the whole kitten kaboodle

and Georgia would run roughshod all over WVU and Mizzou's face

blue said...

Florida deserves a shot...who cares if they lost 3 games, they're the defending national champs, that means the get an automatic berth

jugdish said...

Devin Hester

El Padrino said...

but tem im happy for you
enjoy

NS

*at least they will make a good game out of it

I'd personally love to see Hawaii and WVU, i mean shit if were gonna throw shit on a wall to see if it sticks, a la BCS standings, let's give the fans a show

tem said...

"and Georgia would run roughshod all over WVU"

that's what they said a couple years ago in the sugar bowl.

El Padrino said...

soulja boy

jug why couldnt he do that when i was there

blue said...

hush now jug

El Padrino said...

the way GA is playin, i dont know tem

at least admit that USC would manhandle your mountaineers
cuz all it would take would be one clean shot from those LB's on Pat White and it'd be a wrap

jugdish said...

I wish he would have, believe me!

Only a second year player.

Saurbrun (before the game): "We're not afraid to kick it to him.

Saurbrun (after the game): "Devin did an awesome job," Sauerbrun said. "He won the game for the Bears. The Bears can thank him. It was our fault we let him loose."

El Padrino said...

they did hang 66 on the #3 d in the land

very impressive

El Padrino said...

shanahans balls got in the way of his decision making skills

El Padrino said...

thanks to the pats for choosin last night to look mortal

cost me a small fortune

blue said...

Devin Hester kept the bears in the game, but the blocked punt is what turned the entire game around....fucking special teams. I think shanahan thinks special teams are like the special olympics, put the best retards we have out there.

jugdish said...

Did you take them to cover?

I took the over and didn't want to touch that spread.

blue said...

how does the BCS work again? if you're in the top 6 and don't win your conference, you automatically get a bid? and a non-BCS team just needs to be in the top 12 to get an auto-invite?

blue said...

and cmblue would like to thank Nick Saban for a wonderful season...but 'bama fans should be used to 6-6 and losing to Auburn

El Padrino said...

i took them to cover, i took the over, i took them to cover 1st half, i took the over team total points (38) and i took them every quarter

lost about $1800 on them

NS

El Padrino said...

i think im done

tem said...

"at least admit that USC would manhandle your mountaineers"

never i am disillusioned as ever. we are teh greeeeeaaatest!!!!!

tem said...

$1800 is rough. You should take that out on a local dog of some kind.

TP would probably volunteer his.

El Padrino said...

i'm a broken man
very depressed this am

jugdish said...

Ouch!

jugdish said...

I bet in very small amounts, just enough to keep my entertained. Bodog allows for a minimum bet of a buck, and that is normally what I do. Although I had $6 on the Browns yesterday (high roller).

tem said...

i think top 6 get in no matter what.

non bcs people need to be top 12 to get a guaranteed spot.


or what you said.

jugdish said...

I took the over in tonight's game (40 is the line), but I thought 16 1/2 was kind of high for Pitt.

Beth said...

"how does the BCS work again?"

Here's a link to the BCS selection rules. Gotta love the one that says "Notre Dame will have an automatic berth if it is in the top eight of the final BCS Standings." Ummm, not this year.

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit am i glad i have wood floor in my room

El Padrino said...

"Notre Dame will have an automatic berth if it is in the top eight of the final BCS Standings."

they should follow that up with "AND as long as the sun rises in the east and sets in the West they will get thier doors blown off"

blue said...

hey, ND finished with 3 wins...only 6 shy of qualifying...a fumble here or there and they would have been right in the thick of the NC conversation.

(s)

blue said...

it was good to see that memphis already accepted their bid to the R+L Carriers bowl, and Southern Miss accepted their bid to the papajohns.com bowl....

corporate sponsors make these bowls great.

blue said...

maybe someday we'll have the Rose Bowl presented by Pac-10 Poon.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I heard the Grim Reaper was shot in Miami, anyone else hear this?

fuck

hilary is my co-pilot said...

damn, shot in the groin.

that's not good.

tem said...

i heard hulk hogan's wife filed for divorce and that he didn't know until a reporter axed him about it.

word is he was laying pipe to some bimbo and got caught.

blue said...

I heard the HH thing too...

JFreak said...

I heard that Tom Brady is a queer.

tem said...

i heard that as well.

and his fucking stetson ad was in my magazine again.

blue said...

oh yeah, and fuck holiduh

blue said...

I like zeke's answer for "how was your holiday?" questions.

also good is "mine was awful, i don't even want to talk about it"

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Talk of the town today - hoping Missouri loses to Nebraska (quite possible) and that WV loses to Pitt (highly unlikely), as they figure that'll put UGA in the title game against Ohio State.

I heard Mizzou plays Oklahoma, not Nebrathka

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I heard that Lou Holth is something like 0-6 in his last 6 pep talkth.

ns

tem said...

where is IU bowling this year?

i am excited for that too.

blue said...

i would say that missouri losing to nebraska is pretty much an impossibility. No way that is going to happen.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

enough with the holiday commercials from car makers. No one in their right mind is giving someone a car for christmas.

tem said...

People here already assume Mizz is losing and it is going to be WVU vs OSU.

They are looking for hotel rooms and everything, even though pretty much everything is sold out.

blue said...

where is the NC game this year?

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I was trying to start all comments with "I heard" its difficult.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Sugar bowl

blue said...

and anyone who doesn't think that McFadden is the best player in CFB needs to have their head examined, or their sports analysis privelidges revoked

blue said...

Hawaii is probably going to the sugar bowl (the game before the NC game)

blue said...

McFadden is more impressive than AP was in college, and he doesn't have the injury history. How could the dolphins not take him #1?

El Padrino said...

"enough with the holiday commercials from car makers. No one in their right mind is giving someone a car for christmas."

agreed

Spaceman Spiff said...

i want to see HI in a BCS bowl, but i dont want to see them embarrassed against LSU

El Padrino said...

mcfadden is nice

jugdish said...

Sean Taylor of the Redskins was shot this morning...story

blue said...

"i want to see HI in a BCS bowl, but i dont want to see them embarrassed against LSU"

then you need to root for Tennessee this weekend.

Spaceman Spiff said...

redskins are fucked more than they already are for the next decade if taylor dies or cant play again, critical condition

hilary is my co-pilot said...

EP I'm sorry for your loss.

ns

El Padrino said...

if hawaii beats Wash. by 80??
would they move up to face WVU if Mizzou loses, Tressel dies, kansas loses?

El Padrino said...

theoretically of course

JFreak said...

"I heard that Lou Holth is something like 0-6 in his last 6 pep talkth."

He pepped talked ND before their Duke game.

So, he's got that going for him.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

does a groin shot = cap relief?

please advice.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck man, kentucky blew that game, georgia would be beating lsu this week if UK didnt fuck up a routine FG

El Padrino said...

that damn artery is a bitch

hilary is my co-pilot said...

he pepped talkthed them for Duke?

JFreak said...

yes.

pretty sad.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

hilary is my co-pilot said...
I heard the Grim Reaper was shot in Miami, anyone else hear this?

fuck

10:33 AM


news reaches outer space a little slower.

JFreak said...

Bill Lynch to stay on as coach of the Hoosiers

jugdish said...

I didn't know he was the grim reaper.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

the wwl isn't even giving the reaper "breaking news" treatment.

JFreak said...

Grim Reaper ≠ Sean Taylor

hilary is my co-pilot said...

pound for pound he is the Grim Reaper.

blue said...

by rule, he is the grim reaper

hilary is my co-pilot said...

upon further review, he is the GR

El Padrino said...

i was waiting for that news on Bill freak, thanks







S

hilary is my co-pilot said...

good for Bill Lynch, Marshawn and John must be very proud today.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Will the Skins get a compensatory 1st rounder for a 187?

jugdish said...

"The Miami Herald reported paramedics found Taylor with a gunshot wound to the groin."

Shit!

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Chan Gailey out at Ga Tech.

No word if Dave Campo is available.

Spaceman Spiff said...

former packer coach sherman takes the A&M job, GA tech fires gailey

blue said...

so "the Sherm" didn't think he was going to get an NFL gig? or is texas A&M that attractive?

jugdish said...

Could be a little of both. He'll probably make more money there, and being the head coach at a school like that is a good gig. I just hope he can recruit.

El Padrino said...

as usaul jug's right

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I think the group hug at the end of games was too good for The Sherm to pass up.

Tyler said...

So, how was everyone's Thanksgiving? Good? Nice.

blue said...

Tyler is a homo

Beth said...

"Chan Gailey out at Ga Tech"

That's what happens when you're 0-6 against your arch-rival. GA fans will be sad to see him go, just like they were with Reggie Ball.

El Padrino said...

that's funny, I see the glass half full not half empty

Mills said...

Shawn Taylor got Mary Jo Buttafuco'd

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Suns center Amare Stoudemire: "We do have our fans to look forward to so I am looking forward to it."

Tyler said...

Blue, who touched you when you were a kid? My guess is one of your Uncles.

Keith S said...

Shammy set it up so he has to approve all comments before they're posted. Funny.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

interesting link EP, I think there is some merit to what he's saying.

his last recommendation is his best.

Keith S said...

"losing by .1 points in Yahoo! sucks, especially when your defense gets a -1."

I left about 60 pts on my bench, too. That coulda been ugly.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I know its still early but we had some opinions on The Matrix this season.

stats:

Last season: Averaged 37 minutes and 36 seconds, 17.5 points, 9.8 rebounds, 2.0 steals and 1.5 blocks.

This season: Averaging 37 minutes and 14 seconds, 17.3 points, 11.5 rebounds, 2.4 steals and 1.3 blocks.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

and Scott Skiles will be fired soon.

Keith S said...

Those numbers are almost redonk.

El Padrino said...

contract year

El Padrino said...

weasel uses that word keef, i'd steer clear from it going forward

Keith S said...

Why is Oregon still ranked in the top 25? They aren't a top 50 team w/o Dixon.

Keith S said...

"weasel uses that word keef, i'd steer clear from it going forward"

I know. I was making fun of it. I guess I forgot the (s)

El Padrino said...

just making sure, i dont want it to get to salty around here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I traded Agent 0 for Diaw.


NS

Mills said...

just making sure, i dont want it to get to salty around here
----------
it only gets sandy around you. it falls out of your vajayjay

hilary is my co-pilot said...

*crickets*

blue said...

what's a vayjayey

El Padrino said...

"it only gets sandy around you. it falls out of your vajayjay"

good one weaz, you only used this one four days ago

El Padrino said...

you fuckin hump

blue said...

weazy's lovely lady humps

hilary is my co-pilot said...

weasel,

Please change your name from "Mills" to "lunchbox".

Sincerely,

Everyone

blue said...

here's a christmas present idea for weazy

blue said...

who sends a meeting request 2 minutes before the meeting starts?

WTF

JFreak said...

What moron came up with the idea to measure TVs diagonally?

JFreak said...

madne22

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