Thursday, November 08, 2007

I know nothing

I know nothing about fantasy basketball. Really, I know nothing about the NBA, period.

I keep thinking about the super lateral play that happened last week or something (Trinity State?) and how they played against Millsap.

And all of the sudden I'm hearing about the Jazz player Paul Millsap. Just seems like a ridiculous coincidence that both Millsaps surfaced at the same time.


So here's the deal, I'm obviously running out of steam as a poster. So I propose this...you help me do something that other people have no trouble with. Coming up with topics to post about. 'Cause I apparently am not good enough to do it myself.


For your viewing pleasure:



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Spaceman Spiff said...

i was waiting for something to happen in those videos, but it was just normal videos

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak has jumped the shark

Spaceman Spiff said...

marshawn lynch for reggie wayne? i would be getting lynch

Spaceman Spiff said...

my other WRs are welker, santonio, lee evans

Spaceman Spiff said...

countdown to vegas, t minus 209 hours

Spaceman Spiff said...

climbing the TCS, west coast style

Spaceman Spiff said...

risotto is delicious

Spaceman Spiff said...

everyone needs to DL jayz's american gangster album

Spaceman Spiff said...

except for freak, he will go buy it

Spaceman Spiff said...

dropping no brows for turkoglu was brilliant

Spaceman Spiff said...

724 bottles of beer on the wall 724 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 723 bottles of beer on the wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

723 bottles of beer on the wall 723 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 722 bottles of beer on the wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

and so on and so forth

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe traded

Spaceman Spiff said...

pats cheated

Spaceman Spiff said...

colts noise pipers

Spaceman Spiff said...

arod a sebu lion

Spaceman Spiff said...

i will make the gmat my bitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

i thought i was getting the skins/eagles game this week, but its the saints/rams, vomit

Spaceman Spiff said...

gotta hit up the bar again

Spaceman Spiff said...

gardner-webb fucked up my bracket

Beth said...

Damn, 21 in a row from Spiff, does anyone know the record? But it stops at 21.

And I have to say, I greatly enjoyed Tem's running diary of the CMA awards in last nights LOVad.

El Padrino said...

fucking beatles

El Padrino said...

hawks beat mavs and suns

interesting

El Padrino said...

"marshawn lynch for reggie wayne? i would be getting lynch"

keeper?, if so yes.
if not i'd rather keep wayne and trade the hotter evans or welker

El Padrino said...

21 in a row is a legal Z

well done spiff

tem said...

stats: some mills are fake mills, but idgaf.


Keith 119 15.35%
tem 111 14.32%
Deke 91 11.74%
El Pad 78 10.06%
Tyler 65 8.39%
TP 59 7.61%
Zeke 59 7.61%
Blue 53 6.84%
Spiff 38 4.90%
Mills 35 4.52%
freak 31 4.00%
Jug 15 1.94%
BBB 9 1.16%
Beth 7 0.90%
Steve 4 0.52%
Eracist 1 0.13%
Cummy 0 0.00%
Rev 0 0.00%
Kod/BEA 0 0.00%
ihrtcrg 0 0.00%
WC 0 0.00%

El Padrino said...

i havent applauded your efforts on these yet tem, allow me to do so now

*applause

tem said...

it depends on who your RBs are spiff.

if lynch is just gonna ride pine then i don't do it.

tem said...

beth put on the 5hrs later stop to spiffs run.

El Padrino said...

WVU tonight tem
I took the over already because i think it's gonna keep going up

64.5 right now

El Padrino said...

-17.5 is alot to give Louisville so i might grab that as well

blue said...

drinking your dinner esta muy bueno

waking up the next morning...no bueno

blue said...

and I turned the nuggets game on the radio as I was leaving the bar, it was the 3rd quarter and they were down 40...i couldn't stop laughing at them.

blue said...

al horford had 15 rebounds last night...firmly planted on my bench

tem said...

Over and UL are good plays.

UL will want revenge and do not be fooled by WVUs "nationally ranked 4th" defense. I will be pleasantly surprised if WVU holds UL to less than 30.

El Padrino said...

agreed tem

Keith S said...

"The Rev said...
"You contribute very little anyway."

This from the guy who posts nothing but Youtube videos that we can get somewhere else."

Today's post makes me think rev is in freak's head now.

blue said...

tem, did you have a little bit of hijinx over at DS yesterday?

"Bill" got the comments shut down yesterday.

Beth said...

"Today's post makes me think rev is in freak's head now"

Keith, Rev is in EVERYONE'S head now. Think about it - a good part of the day on LOV now is spent worrying about if the day's comments will reach Rev status.

tem said...

i did not go to shamford's place yesterday.

it is funny that someone named bill got it shut down. i assumed bill was either blue, freak, steve, or deke.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Rev lashed out on LovAD? it almost makes me want to go read..

but i wont.

blue said...

"Rev lashed out on LovAD? it almost makes me want to go read.."

not really, it was more of a fake slapper between him and freak the other day to pass the time.

tem said...

i think that was from a rev/freak forced slapper.

their hearts weren't in it.

Keith S said...

Fake slapper is putting it mildly

El Padrino said...

why not us got a mental case
those fans will destory lidge

El Padrino said...

*destroy

blue said...

I am out of it today...big boss is gone so I will begin slacking/napping this morning.

tem said...

so we can expect about 200 comments from blue?

Keith S said...

Is that the big gay boss?

Keith S said...

"Keith, Rev is in EVERYONE'S head now. Think about it - a good part of the day on LOV now is spent worrying about if the day's comments will reach Rev status."

Don't be holier then now, Beth.

El Padrino said...

humor me:

how, as a toy maker, do you make a toy that consists of a powerful drug?

El Padrino said...

Mommy i want the date rape drug toy for xmas

Keith S said...

What kind of drug? And what kind of toy?

Keith S said...

nevermind

Beth said...

"Don't be holier then now, Beth."

That reminds me - cmfost is everyone's head too. :-)

El Padrino said...

$5 GAS IN CA

congrats spiff and tyler
time for a skateboard?

El Padrino said...

we should not import anything from china, they have no controls, no standards and they kill thier own people

blue said...

I heard about that GHB thing yesterday...made me want to go buy those toys and give them to hot college chicks.

Keith S said...

cmMcGee

You can't tell me that "holier then now" is not one of the most ridiculous things you've ever heard.

El Padrino said...

something tells me this kid has issues

i bet bbb likes that shirt tho

El Padrino said...

the news is fucking depressing

Beth said...

CMkeith, oh I totally agree that "holier then now" is outstanding.

As I think someone else suggested though, I'm half convinced that cmfost is doing that kind of thing on purpose. He's like weaze I think in that any attention is good attention, even if it's people ragging on him.

Keith S said...

I looked over at shammy's today and apparently he linked an article someone wrote about Adrian Peterson will be responsible for 40% of fantasy football league champions. Cumface said that since he is in 3 leagues and none of the 1st place teams have AP, than that stat can't be write. I can't believe he's a real person.

blue said...

I wonder if that guy wrote any cool plays that we can read

Keith S said...

Oh, and someone over @ shammy's dropped a "noone"

Keith S said...

"He's like weaze I think in that any attention is good attention, even if it's people ragging on him."

True

Keith S said...

I can't believe I just dropped 2 shammy updates. I'll sit the next few out.

Mills said...

Fake Mills was in town yesterday?

blue said...

yeah, we knew it was fake mills because he didn't constantly update us about Iowa

El Padrino said...

Bagel anyone?

blue said...

my wife called Jay Cutler a pussy last night. Her exact words were "all he has is a bruised leg? If he doesn't play he's a huge pussy"....and she doesn't even like the Broncos.

Keith S said...

Wasn't the $1000 pizza discussed here a while back?

tem said...

right before my stellar CMA diary.

Big Brother's Brother said...

ep, can u make me one of those shirts? dont send me a gun though, its a bit too much for the outfit.

tem said...

el pad i stopped watching/reading the news years ago.

it is always about death and disease. fuck that.

tem said...

and fuck everyone for not commenting on the taxi driver review.

blue said...

re: CMA diary

good work tem...I caught a bit of the show and heckled the performers. Carrie Underwood was not showing off her assets last night. I think they taped her breasts down like Carrie Fisher in Star Wars.

El Padrino said...

sure bbb, i'll lin it up when im done

Keith S said...

"...and shot dead five boys, two girls and the headmistress with a .22 calibre handgun."

Headmistress? What kind of school was that?

Keith S said...

hot garbage >>>>> country music

Beth said...

Personally, I always picture BBB wearing this shirt.

(And if anyone wants to kill some time, they should explore that website. It's got some very funny stuff on it.)

blue said...

i have not heard of this band "hot garbage"

I don't listen to country music, but they usually have really hot chicks.

El Padrino said...

not bad beth

blue said...

has an NFL team ever started 0-4 and gone on to make the playoffs?

Keith S said...

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.

That's a lot of shit to put on a t-shirt

Keith S said...

The 1992 San Diego Chargers started 0-4 and made the playoffs

blue said...

The saints might do it this year

Beth said...

Keith, they aren't all t-shirts, a lot are posters.

Keith S said...

"Keith, they aren't all t-shirts, a lot are posters."

I know. What I posted was on a t-shirt

Keith S said...

I'm not cummy.

blue said...

he washed up

Mills said...

Good hot stove action last night. Lidge for Michael Bourn (prospect who is probably ready)

Big Brother's Brother said...

nice beth

Keith S said...

weez is the 3rd person to break the Lidge news

Mills said...

nice.

Mills said...

bronze medal is salty.

Keith S said...

"he washed up"

Took me a minute to catch that.

tem said...

the guy from the bourne identity plays baseball now?

tem said...

oh wait, that is jason, michael must be his brother.

tem said...

Lidge got traded.

tem said...

he washed up = hilarity.

blue said...

I was about to make a bourne identity joke too...but tem beat me to it

Keith S said...

Since when is recycling comments above LoV?

tem said...

recycling is D-.

tem said...

beth is trying to sell us all posters and t-shirts.

blue said...

ah, fake blue is back over at DS...

Keith S said...

fake blue is a kiss ass

blue said...

yeah, he's ruining the good Blue name

El Padrino said...

both blue's suck

Keith S said...

Hilarity

Keith S said...

kod

blue said...

you suck

El Padrino said...

opinions, opinions

El Padrino said...

movin on

what's facebook?

Keith S said...

"THERE IS ONLY ONE BLUE"

Well not if you count sky blue, royal blue, navy blue, baby blue...

Keith S said...

Facebook is Myspace, Jr.

blue said...

facebook is like the non-shitty version of myspace

Mills said...

facebook is myspace for college kids but cleaner

really came on my 2nd or 3rd year of law school.

the kids love it.

mrs mills uses it, but likes myspace better actually.

El Padrino said...

ah, noted.

Keith S said...

weez is a lawyer?

blue said...

toby went to law school, that doesn't make him a lawyer

El Padrino said...

myspace is the devil

JFreak said...

facebook is far less stalkerish.

JFreak said...

And if you whores can't appreciate some great music, I don't know what to do with you.

Keith S said...

What is great music?

El Padrino said...

beatles, eh
i got over 200 of thier songs on my ipizzle but really dont listen to em that often

think lennon was a genius though

El Padrino said...

songwriting genius that is
cuz everything else that came out of his mouth was nonsense

El Padrino said...

and i'm not a whore
just loose

Keith S said...

He wasn't really a genius with wife choice, either

blue said...

i never watch freak's videos unless somebody says they were really good in the comments, then i'll go back and see them.

blue said...

I don't mind being called a whore, that's a compliment

Keith S said...

blue is a follower

El Padrino said...

failure.

blue said...

"blue is a follower"

that's why zeke calls me a lemming

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, you better go sully up that fake Blue.

Keith S said...

What does he know? He's a midget.


(s)

tem said...

thanks for showing up kentucky.

Big Brother's Brother said...

sully up to that mafugger!

Big Brother's Brother said...

youre gettin clowned blue. grow some pubes.

blue said...

I gave him his one warning and cumfast hath behaved

Big Brother's Brother said...

im squeezin the quota in while i gots time

tem said...

15 is the quota. you haven't reached it yet.

tem said...

HUNGRY very soon.

Big Brother's Brother said...

other than not having Cumstain here in general, the best part is knowing that he still is reading LOV.

so Cummy.. youre a twat.

Mills said...

Ladies and Gentlemen --

I present to you, Mark Mangino

very nice.

El Padrino said...

just read the bible entry on facebook, the kid who made it is a millionaire now, like 5 times over

Big Brother's Brother said...

you bastards set the bar high. im gonna have to get uncreative with this.

El Padrino said...

which explains why he's not posting on this blog, this where failures live

Mills said...

toby went to law school, that doesn't make him a lawyer
----------
actually in the State of Missouri, if you have graduated from law school, you are indeed a lawyer.

When you passed the bar (I have 2 separate states thank you very much), you are officially an attorney.

ead

Mills said...

would you prefer that i say my 6th or 7th year of higher education going forward?

El Padrino said...

Girth.

Big Brother's Brother said...

cummy, im gonna pay jimmy fallon to bang your skanky wife.

El Padrino said...

holier than now talk

*earmuffs*

Big Brother's Brother said...

we'd prefer you not speak at all

El Padrino said...

hahahaaa

jimmy fallon

hahhaaaaa

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm happy with 3rd place yesterday.

Mills said...

just read the bible entry on facebook, the kid who made it is a millionaire now, like 5 times over
-------
i thought microsoft or somebody bought out a SMALL portion of it for like 1.3 billion or something.

He should be better than a Millionaire.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i downloaded the free Radiohead cd this morning.

Mills said...

free radiohead cd?

please adviCe.

blue said...

yeah, if you're paying for that radiohead cd, you're not smart.

tem said...

bbb, the bar is set high because you have mad potential.

Mills said...

bleux -- have you ead yet?

El Padrino said...

"i thought microsoft or somebody bought out a SMALL portion of it for like 1.3 billion or something.

He should be better than a Millionaire."

suck a bag of dicks weaz, you know what i meant

pointdexter

Spaceman Spiff said...

'facebook is far less stalkerish.'

not far less, when you log into facebook, you get a news feed of everything your 'friends' have done since the last time you logged in

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"bbb, the bar is set high because you have mad potential."

Don't listen to Tem. You have nothing but negative equity.

El Padrino said...

From spiffs leagal 21 Z:

"risotto is delicious"

Troof.

"everyone needs to DL jayz's american gangster album"

Correct.

"arod a sebu lion"

Hilarity.

Toby said...

look at me, I'm a lawyer.

Iowa is the bestest school

I like dick

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm getting a nibble on Agent 0 for CP3.

JFreak said...

Toby profile is genius.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've never had risotto. I wouldn't know what to expect.

Spaceman Spiff said...

my RB is ced benson, last week i used fargas, thats why i was thinking of making the deal, problem is that he is the first place team (im 2nd but beat him in our matchup) and he has some shitty WRs as of now, i dont wanna give him that player thatll make him impossible to beat

El Padrino said...

Agent 47, based on that Hitman VG
anyone see that trailer

pretty cool

JFreak said...

Hitman is awesome.

El Padrino said...

i had a crab risotto one time that when i ate it, a little pee came out

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And now I have to sort the mail. I hate sorting the fucking mail.

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats what happens when you stick to 10$ steak places deke

El Padrino said...

benson < a dead horse

make the trade, your improving much more than he is...see if he'd do welker though not Wayne

Keith S said...

So deke can't eat more than 2 tacos and won't eat more than a $10 steak.
I used to have respect for him.

blue said...

when you stick to steak < $10, you have to sort the mail?

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke, when you make that pizza loaf, how much to you consume, 1/4?

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue forgot s

El Padrino said...

dont remember this being linked

Keith S said...

Sick

Keith S said...

"i will make the gmat my bitch"

Is gmat zeke's brother?

JFreak said...

Food time.

El Padrino said...

gmat's a big deal
good luck with that

Keith S said...

Where is TP? I hope he didn't have a stroke or something.

Spaceman Spiff said...

if she wasnt dying, would the charges be the same

blue said...

GMAT actually wasn't that difficult...the tough part was re-learning all that crazy math that nobody uses anymore like triginometry/geometry...oh and learning then/than will be helpful

Keith S said...

no rev today

Mills said...

make the trade, your improving much more than he is...see if he'd do welker though not Wayne
-----------
Welker <<<<<<<<<<< Wayne

R U Nuts?

Spaceman Spiff said...

math is on lock

Keith S said...

Yes, Welker < Wayne. That's what EP said.

Keith S said...

"math is on lock"

Shocking.

Mills said...

TJW has some math papers that would be good to look at... he spent a lot of time on them

Keith S said...

weasel

Mills said...

oh -- i thought he was getting wayne, and ELP wanted him to get Welker instead...

Keith S said...

Most lawyers look at facts before making arguments.

El Padrino said...

"math is on lock"

Shocking.



LAUGHING OUT LOUD

no offense spiff

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