Saturday, November 03, 2007

FOOT-BALL

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isiah thomas said...

got to peep game on the rest of the Suns/Lakers game.

Just a total ass kicking, obviously.

Lakers came out agressive with energy and the Suns couldn't match at all.

The Suns should start Skinner at the 5 and bring Hill off the bench.

Keith S said...

OSU

Keith S said...

deke's name for Monday and Tuesday will be "Star Wars is for fags" and his picture will be this.

Keith S said...

And cumface can go play circle jerk over at shammy's with the rest of the nerds for a month.

Keith S said...

And I am rocking jorts today. IDGAF

Keith S said...

And fuck Lee Corso. He's a fag too.

Keith S said...

Angry natty

blue said...

keith, you asked "is the OSU/UW game as boring to watch as it is to follow online"

the answer: Yes, it's big-10 football

Keith S said...

Good one

Keith S said...

(s)

Keith S said...

Nebraska's defense is good.

isiah thomas said...

Mich. State hoops lost to a Div. II school.

isiah thomas said...

Cummy will be gone for a month now? Damn, that sucks.

(extreme S)

isiah thomas said...

anyone know how a 4 way tie for 2nd in the Big 10 would work.

UM could clinch the Rosebowl today if they win?

Say they win today then lose the next 2, and everyone else wins out, there'd be a 4 way tie for 2nd.

OSU would probably play for the Title meaning the 2nd place team would go to the Rosebowl right? I think if the Rosebowl loses a participant they get to chose who comes, but you'd think they'd take a Big 10 team to keep the Pac10-Big10 deal going right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't even know UW/OSU had already occurred.

JFreak said...

Indiana is bowl-eligible!

woooooooo

First time since 1994.

isiah thomas said...

if Notre Dame loses to Navy you have to fire Chuck Weiss right?

isiah thomas said...

I saw some sort of graphic that ND has 22 players on its roster who have played in the Army High School All American game.

either:

1) Chuck Weiss can't coach-em-up.

or (maybe and)

2) the Army HS AA game is completely overrated.

isiah thomas said...

and UM is adhering (sp) to the Lloyd Carr 5 step progam to lose a game.

with Hart = 14 pts

w/o Hart = 0 pts

give the guy some 3rd or 4th place Heisman votes mayne.

isiah thomas said...

HAHAHAAHAHAHHA

4TH down and Navy stonewalls them.


Dood leaps over his blocker for a flying sack.

hahahahahaahah

That'll wake u pthe echoes.

isiah thomas said...

I told y'all UM would lose today. Told y'all.

I can't wait for Henne and Carr to get the fuck out.

Henne is the master of getting sacked on 3rd down.

Les Miles better have his shit together.

isiah thomas said...

OOOOOOOOOOOO

Late gift flag on the failed 2 Pt conversion for ND.


WOWWWWWW.

home cooking.

isiah thomas said...

IT'S OVER!!!!!

AHHAAHAHAHAH

ND loses.

ahahahah

You have to immediately fire Chuck Weiss right freak? Have to.

isiah thomas said...

Kessler/Calzaghe tonight.


out.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Kessler/Calzaghe tonight."

I'll be watching.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm drunk, and watching some shit on NBATV and have come up with a Shamford question.


What current NBA players would make good coaches? AND WHY?


(huge S on the "and why")

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What the fuck.

Arizona state & Oregon is blackt out here.

isiah thomas said...

fuck you Chad, I still hate you.

isiah thomas said...

Dear Dennis Erickson,

Why aren't you spying Dixon?

Sincerely,

Ron English

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Now I'm getting the game

tem said...

but UM won.

tem said...

bama choked one away. fuckers.

asu looks ok so far...s


go fsu.

tem said...

ralphie may is funny.

tem said...

and wtg osu.

tem said...

stats:


Blue 167 18.00%
Keith 130 14.01%
tem 117 12.61%
Cummy 99 10.67%
Zeke 91 9.81%
El Pad 63 6.79%
TP 62 6.68%
Deke 41 4.42%
Tyler 37 3.99%
BBB 31 3.34%
Spiff 26 2.80%
Beth 20 2.16%
Mills 17 1.83%
freak 10 1.08%
Jug 6 0.65%
Kod/BEA 5 0.54%
Eracist 3 0.32%
Steve 3 0.32%
Rev 0 0.00%
ihrtcrg 0 0.00%
WC 0 0.00%

tem said...

week stats to date:

Blue 828 14.92%
tem 801 14.43%
Zeke 672 12.11%
Keith 640 11.53%
Cummy 396 7.14%
El Pad 364 6.56%
Deke 353 6.36%
Mills 234 4.22%
TP 224 4.04%
Spiff 186 3.35%
freak 174 3.14%
Tyler 162 2.92%
BBB 123 2.22%
Kod 116 2.09%
Beth 100 1.80%
jug 98 1.77%
Steve 33 0.59%
Rev 23 0.41%
Eracist 15 0.27%
ihrtcrg 8 0.14%
WC 0 0.00%

tem said...

deke we need like 40 from you on this post.

blue said...

44 more to be eggzact

blue said...

Oregon #1

(s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Comment

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

post

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kessler was unimpressive, to say the least.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I actually kept score of the fight. I had it the same as the judges.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sunday is my bread and butter.

I'm shit face hammered.

Keith S said...

Oregon should be top 2. They are 6 inches from being 9-0. If Dixon can stay healthy they are a top 2 team.
And I still think ASU will lose 1 more game. They might have a letdown game next week at UCLA.

Keith S said...

Next week's stats preview:

Cummy 0 0.00%

Keith S said...

" I think if the Rosebowl loses a participant they get to chose who comes, but you'd think they'd take a Big 10 team to keep the Pac10-Big10 deal going right?"

Normally I'd say yeah, but if that scenario happens, that means UM has 4 losses, and it would be difficult seeing a 4 loss team get an at large bid. Plus I don't know how the rankings work. Does a team have to be in the top 12 of the BCS to get an at large bid?

isiah thomas said...

Normally I'd say yeah, but if that scenario happens, that means UM has 4 losses, and it would be difficult seeing a 4 loss team get an at large bid. Plus I don't know how the rankings work. Does a team have to be in the top 12 of the BCS to get an at large bid?

good point deke, didn't think about a 4 loss team, esp one with the worst loss in CFB history.

kinda torpedo's my theory.

I think the Top 12 BCS to get an at-large only applies to ND.

isiah thomas said...

ahahhaahaahahahah

ND

GO NAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!

eat another dozen Chuck.

JFreak said...

I despise daylight savings time.

JFreak said...

What the hell is up with cell phones?

It updates the time if you move across time zones, but NOOOOOOOOOO it can't update when the time changes.

I think I'm gonna go fight Indiana's governor.

JFreak said...

From Jim Caple:

Meanwhile, is there anyone outside New England who isn't rooting for the Colts to absolutely kick the Patriots ass this weekend? I mean, good lord. The Patriots are caught red-handed breaking a rule and they act as if THEY'RE the aggrieved party by taking their anger out on everyone else and running up the score as if they want to improve their BCS rank. Running up the score not only is unsportsmanlike (and sadly, doesn't ''unsportsmanlike'' sound as quaint an expression these days as single-platoon and teh wishbone?), it's not very smart. What if a team gets fed up and delivers a Joe Theisman-like blow to Tom Brady while New England is busy piling on the unnecessary whoop-ass? Belichick won't look like such a geniius them, evil or otherwise.

On the other hand, a very good but very bland team has now provided the league with a much needed villain, thereby increasing interest. Just as "Star Wars'' needed Darth Vader and "Casablanca'' needed the Nazis, any decent sports league needs a villain to root against. Now if only Peyton and the Colts can stay on target with their proton torpedoes.

JFreak said...

My DVR is all backed up.

Keith S said...

Is deke the new jug?

JFreak said...

I didn't even see that BC lost.

That makes this day even better.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Freak, just turn your phone off & then on again

JFreak said...

"Freak, just turn your phone off & then on again"

Screw that.

It should update automatically.

Mitch Daniels must die.

isiah thomas said...

Dear Emmitt Smiff,

It's the Indy Colts, not Indy Coats.

Thanks,

Your mouth

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My phone updated auttomatically

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Emmitt butchered a song last monday. I can't remember what song because I turned it off immediately.

Keith S said...

I didn't need to update my phone.

JFreak said...

It's settled.

I must destroy DST.

Keith S said...

I didn't need to change mine though

The Browneye Avenger said...

sweet, T-Jack is healthy again; Chargers are screwed

(Huge S)

Tyler said...

So, Zeke is on suicide watch? Jets dude ran the kickoff back, Skins are down 0-7 already.

Tyler said...

Point Break Live! was awesome, by the way.

Tyler said...

I didn't go up to audition to play Johnny Utah, but the guy they picked was pretty good.

Keith S said...

Was the "volunteer" entertaining

JFreak said...

New Orleans with an onside kick recovery.

Tyler said...

And by pretty good, I mean pretty bad.

Tyler said...

Minny is stuffing LT.

Tyler said...

Yeah, the volunteer dude was pretty good in a bad way. It's a good time.

Tyler said...

LT in for a TD. Just the 3rd rushing TD that Minny has allowed this year.

Keith S said...

"New Orleans with an onside kick recovery."

Weird. Detroit had an onside kick too

The Browneye Avenger said...

Minny is stuffing LT.

not quite enough

The Browneye Avenger said...

wow, never heard of that Alison guy; good return

JFreak said...

Jax just got a 80 yard TD.

It wasn't a running play.

The Browneye Avenger said...

Phillip Rivers is about to start crying

(ns)

The Browneye Avenger said...

well, that was a strange sequence

Tyler said...

This is getting ridiculous. How many flags were picked up on that series?

Tyler said...

I'm with ya, Kod, that was a bizarre series.

The Browneye Avenger said...

why did they even pick up that second delay flag? there was no explination

Tyler said...

Now they're saying that the play clocks are malfunctioning. I think that's why they picked up the 2nd flag.

The Browneye Avenger said...

ah, makes sense.

I can't believe this game is tied right now; T-Jack is lucky he hasn't thrown a defensive TD or two

Keith S said...

Cutler is hurt

Tyler said...

How is "Rules of Engagement" still on the air?

JFreak said...

MJD for a kickoff return TD.

Tyler said...

Nice catch Chambers. (s)

The Browneye Avenger said...

Rivers should be throwing at McCauley all day; he's terrible

isiah thomas said...

I'm following the Skins game online, I'm not surprised they're getting crushed (NS). They got their spirit broke last week and are banged up and just not a good team.

On the bright side weasel took them in the suicide.

Tyler said...

I sat Lee Evans today. That was a mistake.

isiah thomas said...

David Carr has singlehandedly kilt Steve Smiff's fantasy value.

isiah thomas said...

I saw Cutler get carted off, what happened to him?

Keith S said...

Cutler's foot got crushed between 2 guys on a sack.

Tyler said...

Portis is getting warmed up Zeke. Looks like he's starting to rip some yards.

Tyler said...

Wow. Nice play by that DB. Vincent Jackson sucks.

The Browneye Avenger said...

wow, questionable PI call there

Tyler said...

Ha. Jackson with a penalty on the next play. Confirms my previous statement. Vincent Jackson sucks. Then he drops a pass.

The Browneye Avenger said...

Hey Tyler; are the Chargers trying to throw this game?

JFreak said...

Quinn Gray is hurt.

Awesome.

Jacksonville's 4th QB is about to enter the game.

The Browneye Avenger said...

They should be up about 28-7 right now by my count

Tyler said...

They went to Vincent Jackson three time in a row? Where the fuck is Gates or LT? Or Chambers? Vincent Jackson sucks.

JFreak said...

Todd Bouman.

haha.

The Browneye Avenger said...

Todd Bouman.

haha, bringing in the rapist

JFreak said...

I want Bouman to get hurt so that Matt Jones comes in at QB.

The level of inepititude would never be matched.

isiah thomas said...

Skins recover and onsides kick.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No Matt Jones?

Tyler said...

I dunno Kod. Norv Turner IS their coach, so he's probably just fucking things up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Chefs/Pack is brutal.

JFreak said...

Awww, I'm disappointed...it looks like Gray is going to be fine.

The Browneye Avenger said...

I dunno Kod. Norv Turner IS their coach, so he's probably just fucking things up.

good point, the Norv Turner factor is almost as unfortunate as the T-Jack factor

isiah thomas said...

the Broncos look like they're warming up a back-up TE to play QB....

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You know its not your week when you wish you hadn't dropped Sage Rosenfels for Damon Huard.

Keith S said...

Denver's 3rd QB is Rod Smith, who is inactive today

isiah thomas said...

CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT NEWS BULLETIN:

Jason Campbell completed a pass to a WR.

carry on.

isiah thomas said...

I thought Rod Smiff got put on IR this week. Maybe they don't have a 3rd QB.

Tyler said...

Wow. Awesome run by AP called back because of a penalty.

The Browneye Avenger said...

ug, we are a terrible, terrible team

isiah thomas said...

the Skins refuse to score TDs

Tyler said...

Aw man, Campbell incomplete pass and they're going to have to kick another FG.

Tyler said...

I Campbell would have thrown to Portis for a TD, that would have helped out a couple of my fantasy teams.

Tyler said...

Rivers with 10 straight incompletions. Hey Norv, how about not calling three straight passing plays?

The Browneye Avenger said...

maybe Rivers should stop throwing to Jackson on every play

The Browneye Avenger said...

great clock management Childress; maybe we should just take a knee

isiah thomas said...

Shannon Sharpe has the "muffin top" mouth syndrome.

he's got the teeth, lips and gums of a man twice his size.

Tyler said...

Ouch. T-Jack is hurt.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why is Fox trying to call Cowboys/Giants the NFC game of the year?

What happens if 1-loss GB & 1-loss Dallas hook up? Is that the 2nd biggest NFC game? I think not.

The Browneye Avenger said...

I hate to see injuries, but I am not disappointed to see Bollinger come into this game

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Do QBs get the passing yards on PI penalties?

The Browneye Avenger said...

Do QBs get the passing yards on PI penalties?

no

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

damn.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Corbin's gonna crush me.

Keith S said...

"Blee blah floma jumanflo muv"

- Shannon Sharpe

JFreak said...

Green Bay's not gonna have one loss after this game.

The Browneye Avenger said...

if Bollinger goes down, I think Sharper will be our quarterback (unless Holcomb has recovered from last weeks' injury)

ns

JFreak said...

I totally forgot they were making Hitman into a movie.

I'm excited.

Tyler said...

And...Bollinger takes a sack. Just kneel down and end this thing.

isiah thomas said...

Darren Sharper.....FROM!

THE College of William and Mary.


Represent son.

Tyler said...

Oh my God. Just kneel down. Please. For the love of Christ.

The Browneye Avenger said...

And...Bollinger takes a sack. Just kneel down and end this thing.

this is the worst half offensively I've seen in a long time....and that's saying a lot coming from a Vikes fan

Tyler said...

Kod, BUT, they could kick a FG and take the lead. Against San Diego. So, you've got that going for you.

The Browneye Avenger said...

fucking shit

Tyler said...

Holy Shit.

isiah thomas said...

damn, just saw the T-Jack highlight, he got jacked up.

Tyler said...

Longwell came up short on the FG and the Chargers ran it back for a touchdown.

Tyler said...

Sorry Kod, I jinxed it.

isiah thomas said...

was that a missed FG TD in minny?

The Browneye Avenger said...

haha

fitting end to the half

The Browneye Avenger said...

thankfully I'm not drunk enough yet to start breaking shit

Tyler said...

109 yard TD return on the missed FG.

The Browneye Avenger said...

109.9999 yd td return

isiah thomas said...

the Skins motto : fuck TD's

Keith S said...

Champ & Boss are playing against each other today. Beth is torn.

isiah thomas said...

what just happened to Patrick Ramsey might be what giving up your cocktail fruit in jail might look like.

isiah thomas said...

TB/AZ and Det/Den on tv here.

let's just say its not good.

isiah thomas said...

its 89 degrees here right now, wth.

isiah thomas said...

Card's 1st two offensive plays : 55 yds

next 20: 23 yds.

JFreak said...

Diem was limited in workouts both Wednesday and Thursday and is probable with a buttock injury.

The Browneye Avenger said...

woohoooo!!!

As I said last week; Bollinger makes AP about 100 times better

Tyler said...

AP with like a 64 yard TD.

isiah thomas said...

I'd like to thank myself for taking AP early in our keeper league.

we have a keeper league?

JFreak said...

The Hawaiian chicken sandwich looks horrendous.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm pretty happy with changing my suicide pick from SD at the last second

isiah thomas said...

how many are in the 2nd pool?

Tyler said...

Rivers with a fumble and Minny recovers. The wheels are falling off.

The Browneye Avenger said...

Rivers with a fumble and Minny recovers. The wheels are falling off.

I'd be concerned; with Bollinger in there, we are actually a pretty decent team

(ns)

The Browneye Avenger said...

I've never seen so much jumping in one game by non-WR's.

The Browneye Avenger said...

i2i with Dierdorf
that sucks

Tyler said...

Yeah, they're looking great right now. Bollinger can complete passes. They're moving the ball and now they've got both the running and passing game going.

The Browneye Avenger said...

fuck, I jinxed it

Tyler said...

Oh snap. As soon as I say that, Chester Taylor fumbles and SD recovers.

JFreak said...

Go Chester Taylor!

JFreak said...

Quinn Gray is not good.

The Browneye Avenger said...

someone test this punter for HGH

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke,

11 in the 2nd half suicide.

isiah thomas said...

5 soft tacos
5 crunchy tacos

the quest begins

isiah thomas said...

they put the minny game on out hur, niiiice

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No way you finish that in a reasonable time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who's Rape Stand Victim/bboard?

isiah thomas said...

green green green

The Browneye Avenger said...

they put the minny game on out hur, niiiice

seems strange to hear those words; but it has been a great game so far

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

resin...

isiah thomas said...

deke that might be champ.


5 crunchy tacos....done

JFreak said...

LJ got his right ankle twisted.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

LJ sucks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"5 crunchy tacos....done"


Why am I so fat & can barely eat half of that?

isiah thomas said...

you can't eat 2.5 taco bell crunchy tacos? no way.

The Browneye Avenger said...

Things I've heard but refuse to believe are true, from Meiz

1) Meiz is black
2) Meiz is fat
-I picture Meiz as a tall skinny white dood; I refuse to alter that perception

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cuck Woodie just got hosed on PI

isiah thomas said...

only 2 soft tacos left. I might try getting some burps up and push it but am pretty pleased with the effort.

deke I think that "hungover appetite" is key.

JFreak said...

Two bad PI calls against GB in one drive.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well I'm not actually black. I just can't stand white people.

6'3" 230-237 is not skinny.

The Browneye Avenger said...

AP never fails to amaze me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If I get Taco Bell, I get a quesa-dill-a & 1 hardshell. I barely finish it all.

JFreak said...

Why is KC going for the 2-point conversion?

It only puts them up by 6.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Huard finally gets me a TD

The Browneye Avenger said...

6'3" 170 lbs is skinny

JFreak said...

Is meiz a wigger?

Tyler said...

I don't want to jinx things Zeke, but Washington is up by 3?

JFreak said...

Did I hear correctly that one of the Prison Break stars is going to prison?

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