Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Entertain Yourselves

Cause if you want a song and dance, it'll be a little while.

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ToddPacker said...

i think toby likes song and dance numbers

blue said...

toby would be good at the "artsy" questions on jeopardy

ToddPacker said...

.00409 rev

ToddPacker said...

i think i might have cracked the top 5 in the TCS rankings yesterday

blue said...

spiff made a strong TCS push last night

blue said...

coolio was at the nuggets game last night and performed at halftime....

seriously? this is how far he's fallen?

ToddPacker said...

spiff was outstanding

ToddPacker said...

"coolio was at the nuggets game last night and performed at halftime...."


i remember coolio's 1st appearance on the ed sullivan show

ToddPacker said...

hey blue when does the red rocks concert sched come out

blue said...

red rocks concert schedule usually isn't released until March or April, I think.

El Padrino said...

I have an important announcement.

All hands on deck.

ToddPacker said...

my brother is getting married next summer and the bestman is thinking of denver for the bachelor party/weekend... his dad owns a place there and we were talking about hitting up a rockies game and maybe a concert at red rocks... does denver have decent stip clubs?

ToddPacker said...

is this an ep press conference?

ToddPacker said...

what's a stip club?

El Padrino said...

Do I have everyone's attention?

Not sure if this was posted yesterday but if it was I apologize for my cumfastery.

blue said...

denver has OK strip clubs...they aren't vegas quality or anything...the problem is that the strip clubs are on the other side of downtown from LoDo and all the good bars...so you have a ways to walk, or I guess you could get a cab.

ToddPacker said...

i think it's just me and blue, ep

blue said...

Yes EP, all 2 of us are paying attention....i'm on the edge of my seat.

Mills said...

Cannonball Ron Burgandy (EP)?

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'm here you greazy wop, lay it on us.

ToddPacker said...

i guess mills and bbb are here too

Mills said...

EP = Around the Horn. Too much hype build up talk -- actual event doesn't live up to the hype

Mills said...

i just got here.

blue said...

TCS from Yesterday
*all praise be to tem

783 comments, quite the effort by the all-star spiffg to carry it to Rev in LoVAD.


Spiffg 119 15.20%
TP 118 15.07%
Blue 115 14.69%
zeke 115 14.69%
deke 74 9.45%
Keith 73 9.32%
Weazy 57 7.28%
freak 44 5.62%
EP 37 4.73%
Tyler 17 2.17%
BBB 7 0.89%
jug 4 0.51%
Eracist 2 0.26%
Beth 1 0.13%

ToddPacker said...

"i guess mills and bbb are here too"


i know bbb likes being mentioned in the same sentence as mills

blue said...

Beth-

your goal should you choose to accept it, is to have more comments than the eracist today

ToddPacker said...

damn spiff.... by one comment

El Padrino said...

well then the late will suffer

here it goes.


Right now, on Playboy.com, you can cast a vote for the Sexiest Female sportscaster/anchor. The list includes our own Erin Andrews. The winner by fan vote will be offered a full spread in January's Playboy and maybe even the cover. Now, whilst it is not gauranteed that the "winner" will acutally accept playboy's handsome offer I ask all of you men (and beth), do you believe in miracles?

Also on the list is the chick that does Poker by Night, the Steele chick, Colleen Dominguez and so on.

Please do not vote for Rachel Nichols.

Regards,

El Padrino

ToddPacker said...

1 of the eracist comments was mine... i would have tied spiff

blue said...

EA would turn them down

El Padrino said...

how does the mood strike you now?

El Padrino said...

debbie downer is at it again
blue dont believe in miracles

ToddPacker said...

is bonnie berstein on the list

ToddPacker said...

EA in PB would be glorious

blue said...

hell, i'd even enjoy EA in Maxim or FHM...we should get them on the ball

ToddPacker said...

what about crazy eyes lady from espn-news

Mills said...

Suze Kolber if EA turns them down!

Mills said...

with Broadway Joe doing the shoot.

Mills said...

Who is the fatty blond-red head.

Holly Rowe?

Nice.

El Padrino said...

i'll get the full list ASAP
cant go on Playboy.com here

someone should, like spiff or someone that is not blocked

El Padrino said...

Bonnie was not on it though, i know that

there is like 15 chicks
no clue how rachel nichols got on there, she must give superhead

ToddPacker said...

why would pb.com be blocked


(s)

blue said...

yeah, I can't visit PB.com at work

blue said...

they need that soccer chick

blue said...

not the soccer chick...the baseball chick from ESPN deportes

Ivon Gaete

Steve said...

they need that french chick i posted a while back

blue said...

damn...hasselbeck almost pulled out the W for me in Yahoo! against tem...considering I started 2 guys who didn't even play, I didn't deserve to win.

Steve said...

nevermind, she's just a reporter

ToddPacker said...

what about jackie mcmullan or doris burke?

Beth said...

OK, here's the PB candidates in their poll:

Erin Andrews
Colleen Dominguez
Alex Flanagan
Shana Hiatt
Jamie Little
Hazel Mae
Rachel Nichols
Lisa Salters
Lindsay Soto
Sage Steele
Krista Voda
Jeanne Zelasko

Wow, I've already tied my # of commments from yesterday!

blue said...

jeanne zelasko is a mess

ToddPacker said...

beth is not blocked

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jackie Mac is smokin' hot

ToddPacker said...

"jeanne zelasko is a mess"


yeah, that's what i was thinking

blue said...

I can't believe that Linda Cohn didn't make the list.


(S)

El Padrino said...

jeannie zelasko looks like a washed up 70's porn actress

just took too many money shots

El Padrino said...

beth thank you btw

Beth said...

"beth is not blocked"

They actually encourage me to view porn at work for some reason.

(s)

blue said...

trade deadline for FNFL on yahoo! is this friday.

El Padrino said...

Sage Steele totally sounds like a porn name

El Padrino said...

Shana Hiatt is like whoa

El Padrino said...

Shana

El Padrino said...

SFW

isiah thomas said...

Spiffg is the stuff legends are made of.

ns

Beth said...

OK, I just voted for EA. They don't give the totals so far of course but will announce the winner on 11/28.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I did not nearly die by the hand of an elderly man today. Yet.

El Padrino said...

and shana did playboy in 1995 as a hawaiian tropic girl....oofah!

ToddPacker said...

beth, you couldn't put links next to those names... what kind of LoVer are you

Beth said...

Jaime Little is ok too.

SFW

El Padrino said...

Jamie Little

Beth said...

"beth, you couldn't put links next to those names... what kind of LoVer are you"

The lazy kind of course, which means I fit right in.

El Padrino said...

ok beth, i guess we are cheek to cheek

blue said...

i'm going to have to erase a lot of comments to catch up with beth

ToddPacker said...

"The lazy kind of course, which means I fit right in."


good point

isiah thomas said...

I think Jamie Little is a reporter for Nascar.

eh

isiah thomas said...

I still in love with Rachel Nichols.

ns

El Padrino said...

"Police shot and killed an unarmed young man outside his Brooklyn apartment Monday night after his mother reported a "family dispute with a gun," police and witnesses said. "The boy didn't have no gun, he had a brush on him," said neighbor Andre Wildman"


this wont go over well

El Padrino said...

zeke stop it

ToddPacker said...

who is the esssssspn chick from espn-news?

isiah thomas said...

I'd go ATM on her right as she finishes her NNNNNNN, in ESPN.


And she'd love it.

blue said...

you'd sit on her face?

Mills said...

any Maxim type shots of RN? I would like to see how she stacks up in a similar type photo.

isiah thomas said...

did you forget the s or is that an OMJ?

Mills said...

EA easy out of those ladies i have decided.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Is this thing on?

blue said...

here you go Toby

sfw

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue thinks he's funny

Keith S said...

"Shana Hiatt is like whoa"

That's who I voted for

blue said...

diawala was last week, how come rev didn't report on the festivities?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Go read the comment from Chris toward the top of Shammy's comments today. We should recruit that guy.

Pure, seething hatred.

blue said...

the guy "Mike" from shammy's comments yesterday was LoV material too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i am genuinely excited i came in first yesterday, got the ball rolling

Spaceman Spiff said...

i saw a lot of shana hiatt when she was working for world poker tour, she's hot, seen her boobs already

some tittie shots in this gallery of her

she should win because shes the hottest one that would actually do the spread

Spaceman Spiff said...

hopefully playboy just goes down the line after voting if the winner rejects them, anyone from espn would probly quit their job, no?

Spaceman Spiff said...

lisa guerrero doesnt do sports anymore i dont think since her playboy shoot, huuuuuuge (fake i think) tits btw

Spaceman Spiff said...

zelasko has a nose like rosario dawson, non symmetrical nostrils

blue said...

and spiff comes in with a vengeance.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Take it easy, Spiff.

blue said...

sonofabitch....shamhoff was at the nuggets game last night too...I need to club that guy if I ever see him.

why does he keep coming to denver games...get your own teams.

isiah thomas said...

he's courting you blue.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shammys team is any team he wants it to be at any given time, or whatever his master likes

blue said...

deke with a "claudio vargas for cy young" vote....

I like it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

whered the other go, still looking at shana's boobs?

El Padrino said...

ATM never gets old

isiah thomas said...

FYI: the Pats next 3 games, SNF (twice) then MNF.

YES!!!111!!!1!!!11!!


s

blue said...

the pats suck

blue said...

the bills will beat them

El Padrino said...

NBC is going to suck them dry by the time week 13 gets here

JFreak said...

I'm going to the Pacers-Celtics game tonight.

blue said...

I went and watched LeBron last night...he's pretty good.

blue said...

freak should throw something onto the court so KG slips and falls

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, lebron is fun to watch live

blue said...

he and carmelo are good friends which always makes for a good battle, especially when one of them hits the other with a hard foul.

Keith S said...

I'd rather watch the Pats than the 49ers/Seahawks

El Padrino said...

mnf doesnt have the flex thing
by week 13 nbc will be "flexing" every Pat game

El Padrino said...

i need Knick tickets

btw Knicks are looking to buyout Starbury.....

he's owed 42MM over 3 years

yikes

El Padrino said...

if anything they will be decreasing his minutes

dont ask me whos playing the point cuz i dont know

sadness.

isiah thomas said...

I didn't watch the begining of the Cards/Lions game, but they had the roof closed, AND did a fly-over.

a roof closed flyover.

you stay classy.

blue said...

today's ptp is from a guy who sent in his pictures from the bar "the library" in tempe...meh

blue said...

I would guess that Crawford will be playing more of the point, and run with Q at the 2.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"by week 13 nbc will be "flexing" every Pat game"

Fuck NBC and their shitty HD. I wish it was CBS.

blue said...

listening to John Madden ramble on about the patriots will be awesome.

(s)

Spaceman Spiff said...

flyovers make my head feel like its gonna 'splode

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope crawford gets more touches, money league

Keith S said...

Why the fuck did they have the roof closed on Sunday? It was 75 degrees

Spaceman Spiff said...

he was a damn steal

Keith S said...

zeke
Looks like you might not be getting any pts this week.

blue said...

they had a flyover of a stealth bomber at KC on sunday? that's cool and all, but I thought the point was to have a thunderous entrance...maybe next year they can have one of those glider planes fly over too.

isiah thomas said...

heard on the radio there are new Man vs Wilds on.

isiah thomas said...

there's no way that game will be a pick'em.

vegas isn't stoopid

isiah thomas said...

wwl quote:

The ghost of Mike Vanderjagt is haunting Vinatieri and the Colts

JFreak said...

""by week 13 nbc will be "flexing" every Pat game"

Fuck NBC and their shitty HD. I wish it was CBS."

CBS has the worst HD of all the major networks.

They don't even send HD cameras to all of their games. They didn't even have enough HD cameras for the Super Bowl last year.

It's horrible.

blue said...

you're horrible

isiah thomas said...

It's not horrible, it's the meers.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"they had a flyover of a stealth bomber at KC on sunday? that's cool and all, but I thought the point was to have a thunderous entrance...maybe next year they can have one of those glider planes fly over too."

Ummm Blue, Stealth's ain't quiet. They're stealth because they can't be detected on radar.

Spaceman Spiff said...

which hotel is man vs wild staying at now

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe he moved from 5 star to 2 star hotels and re-shot

isiah thomas said...

Ummm Blue, Stealth's ain't quiet. They're stealth because they can't be detected on radar.

ahahaha, thinking the same thing deke.

was Jaime Foxx flying it?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"CBS has the worst HD of all the major networks."

Disagree. NBC's shit cuts out all the time.

isiah thomas said...

I'm willing to give Bear another shot spiffg.

El Padrino said...

hahahhaaaa

blue know your fighter jets dumbass

blue said...

they are quiet

Spaceman Spiff said...

marbury might lose his job to nate robinson, why go on living?

blue said...

they are not as loud as a lot of cool fighter jets.

El Padrino said...

hey, he can stay at hotels in between takes for all i give a shit

the man ate grubs, ravens eggs (shell and all), snakes, frogs, fucking pine needles and berries, worms and drank his own piss

he's a goddamn legend

JFreak said...

Freeney's gonna miss at least 4 games.

Ugh.

El Padrino said...

nate robinson as a PG is a joke

blue said...

as someone who live 50 miles from the Airforce Academy and has had every type of jet fly over at Invesco...trust me that the b-2 stealth bomber is the quietest of all the jets. It's not even close.

JFreak said...

"The Colts (7-2) will assume the one-year contract Rice signed with Denver, which was worth $3 million but included a base salary of only $820,000. Prorated over the balance of the season, the deal will cost Indianapolis just $337,647 if it keeps Rice for the final seven weeks."

He's cheap...I guess it's better than nothing.

isiah thomas said...

as someone who live 50 miles from the Airforce Academy and has had every type of jet fly over at Invesco...trust me that the b-2 stealth bomber is the quietest of all the jets. It's not even close.

alright Launchpad McQuack

isiah thomas said...

but is it the quietest.jet.EvAr!!111!!!?

please advice

blue said...

simeon rice couldn't get on the field for a shitty broncos team with no pass rush...yeah, he's gonna help.

his shoulder still isn't right

El Padrino said...

yea easy Lt. Weinberg

Spaceman Spiff said...

colts are done, double team mathis

isiah thomas said...

The Colts still have Jeebus on their side though.

Mills said...

marbury might lose his job to nate robinson, why go on living?
---------
losing your job to the only PG in the league who is more shoot-first than you = sad.

Spaceman Spiff said...

will frank gore still gore you

JFreak said...

"simeon rice couldn't get on the field for a shitty broncos team with no pass rush...yeah, he's gonna help.

his shoulder still isn't right"

That's pretty much exactly what people were saying last year about Booger McFarland.

Players like playing for Tony Dungy.

I have no delusions that Rice will be great, but he will better than people think.

Mills said...

and by PG, I mean in size. cuz he ain't a distributor.

Mills said...

Players like playing for Tony Dungy.

I have no delusions that Rice will be great, but he will better than people think.
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freeney has 3.5 sacks on the season. that ain't what you expect for 12 million per. Rev could fill his hole (in more ways than one) right now.

isiah thomas said...

speaking of Rev, when they would show the crowd during yesterday's game, there were some West Coast versions of Rev sitting in the front row.

El Padrino said...

it's just sad to be a knick fan right now, i still think they are a 6,7,8 playoff seed contender on talent alone

Spaceman Spiff said...

weazy its not just about sacks, its about pressure, if hes up on the guys face and causes a shitty ass throw, thats good enough, freeney gets tons of pressure

JFreak said...

Freeney lead the league in QB Pressures last year. I'm sure he's up near the top again this year.

Plus, he's that good that other teams double him, or chip him with a TE. And that helps to free up Mathis and the other members of the d-line.

El Padrino said...

freeny is solid
sacks are sort of overated as spiff alluded to

I actually met freeny, good guy. I went up to Syracuse to visit a friend and he was at the "establishment" that we were.

Mills said...

weazy its not just about sacks, its about pressure, if hes up on the guys face and causes a shitty ass throw, thats good enough, freeney gets tons of pressure
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i agree. i was using a stat to support myself. his overall tackles are adequate for a pass rusher in my opinion.

i just don't think he has been the dwight freeny of old over the last 2 years.

i would take Strahan, Osi, AND move Kiwanuka back to DE and take all of them over the-D-white right now.

Mills said...

though i do think all those giants benefit from having each other, so no doubling occurs.

blue said...

the knicks aren't too bad...they're a playoff team, i agree

jugdish said...

they are not as loud as a lot of cool fighter jets.



A bomber is not a fighter jet...its a...bomber.

El Padrino said...

Osi is solid. Glad we didnt move him to SD for Elijah.

El Padrino said...

Jug blue is an expert on fighter jet cuz he lives 50 miles from an Air Force base/academy/brothel.

His word on those paticular flying objects is final and will not be argued. Not even by who, the greatest LOV member ever to grace the IP addresses.

El Padrino said...

*you

isiah thomas said...

I still love Jug's pic.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nothing

jugdish said...

Here is a picture of the stealth bomber in action for anyone who is interested.

isiah thomas said...

that picture is so quiet, I see what blue was talking about, re: quietness.

Mills said...

Per Rev's most recent post, he has officially been neutered.

El Padrino said...

deke this aint the table, bring that nothing to your job and give us some substance

blue said...

i didn't insinuate that the stealth bomber was a fighter jet...i simply said that it wasn't as loud as some of the fighter jets.

El Padrino said...

who's #1 in NCAABB

Tarheels?

blue said...

and as a bomber and stealth aircraft, it doesn't have afterburners which create a large amount of noise

El Padrino said...

nevermind

jugdish said...

The bombers basically sound like a passenger jet, a large one.

El Padrino said...

they should do flyovers with 767's

until they changed the flight paths out of La Guardia Shea had flyovers every 3 mintues

Steve said...

"who's #1 in NCAABB

Tarheels?"

yep

airborne said...

and as a bomber and stealth aircraft, it doesn't have afterburners which create a large amount of noise

airborne here, blew is correct.

the B-2 is the quietest.

what's your vector victor?

roger.

over.

El Padrino said...

well done ACE

El Padrino said...

Iceman

airborne said...

knowing is half the battle, and knowing is knowledge.

blue said...

jessica biel was a stealth pilot too right?

airborne said...

you can be my wingman anytime blew, BULLSHIT! I can be YOUR wingman.

airborne said...

just don't go below the flight deck blew.

blue said...

ahahahaha

I doubt any of you watch that show chuck on NBC, but they had a cumfast line on it last night.

"knowledge is powder"

airborne said...

beach volleyball anyone?

who's with me?

Big Brother's Brother said...

guest appearance = hilarious

blue said...

zeke is messing up the TCS...tem would have a rough go of it.

airborne said...

blew's seen a MiG do a 4g negative dive.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rev reminds me of gibbs now. re: no balls

airborne said...

I thought this was the highway to the dangerzone.

JFreak said...

Chuck is good.

"My mom always used to say knowledge is powder."

"You don't talk about your mom much."

"Yeah, she's in the penitentiary."

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