Friday, November 09, 2007

El Padrino's Weekly Betting Guide

I hope Michigan can make it out of Wisconsin. That game scares me for whatever reason.

Pat White is fast. And in regards to the LOVAD on Pat White and whether or not he's a NFL QB, the answer is no. I can't even see him being drafted. Just too small. Smells like a free agent signing, a practice squad or two then maybe he'll hang out with Eric Crouch. They can open up a Option QB School somewhere.

Cotto in a decision.

I fucking love football. This week's Giant game is huuggge. I'm not going to bet it, just want to sit back, relax and scream nasty things at the TV. Maybe cook up a beef stew or some wings.

Where I stand
Last week 5-9
Overall 39-43

Back under the 50%, gotta pick more games. Either I'm going to get buried of going to pull myself out of it. Here we go.

Not much in college that tickles my nuts this week. I'm luke-warm on the slate of games.
Is Uconn for Derek Fo Real? Take the points, take a shot. They are +7 in Cincy.

Boise -25 should blow out....

Even though Auburn is the best road SEC team alive, I like Georgia this week to cover the 2 points....

New Mexico I'm kind of leaning towards to cover the 10 vs Colorado St...

SC +8 intrigues me, so far my SEC rule has worked. (SEC team getting more than a TD I usaully take it)

Onto the Pros....
GREEN BAY -6 over Vikings ($200)
Adrian Peterson had two ridiculous performances this year. I will not believe that Minnesota goes into Lambeau and wins this game under any circumstance. Packers are coming off two very good road wins and have a nice run stuffing defense. I don't know who quarterbacks for the Vikings this week but I know that whoever that person is will suck.

SAINTS -12 over Rams ($150)
No one is hotter than Brees right now. He's doing his last year's impression. Really locked in. This gets ugly early. We're talking like 42-10 here folks. NS.

Indy -3.5 over SD ($200)
Indy doesn't lose to Minnesotta or K.C. They beat those teams. And mostly beat them by alot. Tony Dungy >>>>>>>>>>>>> Norv Turner. The Chargers should be 6-2 easily right now. Peyton is boiling after having a chance to beat the Pats again he makes due on Sunday night with a clinic in a 35-17 whooping.

Browns +10 over STILLERS ($50)
I think they keep it close. Might even have a lead in the game at one point. They are alot better than last year I mean I think that's obvious. Take advantage of Vegas here, they seem to think that Monday night game vs the Ravens was a measuring stick for the Steelers. Rape them like the dirty whores that they are.

Bye -7 over JETS (Insert Savings Account Figure here)

For shits and giggles.....

Tease it-
Saints @ pickem
Bills +9
Browns +22
OVER 33 in the Giant/Cowboys tilt

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Keith S said...

IT'S FRIDAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

blue said...

The bye is a tough opponent for the JETS, but now that they have clemens starting i'd take the Jets

Keith S said...

The "bye over (insert team)" make me laugh.

El Padrino said...

tp is not going to appreciate it but he's still has his jorts so it wont be as bad

Keith S said...

I mean, not funny like a clown. But it fuckin' amuses me.

Keith S said...

Spurriers beat the Urbans.

El Padrino said...

i won $750 laast night

NS

Over 64
Over 2nd half 33
Louisville +17.5
TCU +7
Lousiville over team total 24.5
Over 219 Mavs/GS

what a nite

Big Brother's Brother said...

good evening.

Big Brother's Brother said...

please tell me it's true.

Big Brother's Brother said...

neon deion

Mills said...

You miss the point blue. Its a running CMFost joke that we all live in our parent's basement.

It was funny that JoPo mentioned that.

For the record, TP reads JoPo's blog.

Spiff, and some others read FireJoeMorgan.

Not some random blogs.

At least I don't link Deadspin like you everyday and act like I found something obscure.

jugdish said...

The rest of my parlay looks like this:

Indiana -2
Kentucky -4
Ohio State -15
Central Florida -21
Boston College -6.5
USC -4

blue said...

hahahaha

toby...the link you had yesterday of mangino...was from deadspin...I don't even read deadspin anymore you homo...

funny shit though...keep it coming

Keith S said...

Early morning slapper could get a jump on rev

Keith S said...

I think BC will lose to Maryland

blue said...

I challenge toby to go back through the last month and find one time that I linked deadspin.

Mills said...

People are in love, I think, with the idea of the all-round player (and by the way, is it “all-round” or “all-around?” I always assumed it was “all-around player” — that makes more sense to me — but the editors at the newspaper, who know a heck of a lot more about this stuff than I do, keep changing it to “all-round player”).
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i vote all-around.

what do you guys think?

maybe we should conference in cmfost for some enlightenment.

blue said...

I agree keith, maryland beats BC

El Padrino said...

Not bad jug, you got a decent shot

Mills said...

Just to piss blue off...

"Well, you know what? I’m calling total BS on that whole “better person” thing. If Joe Bob Bobby is, say, an all-star Major Leaguer, that would mean he’s one of the, oh, 50 or 60 best baseball players in America. That would place him in the top .0000002 percent of all players in this country.

There is NO way that Joe Bob Bobby is one of the top .0000002 percent of people in this great land of ours. I mean NO chance. We’ve got veterans who have fought for this country, fire fighters and police officers and numerous others who risk their lives, volunteers who work in soup kitchens 60 hours a week, researchers who work day and night to cure dreaded diseases, teachers who give entirely of themselves (I see these people in the movies all the time), citizens who dedicate their lives to expose wrongs and make this world a better place, the guy who fixed my Mac when it broke and so on."


And if it pisses Zeke off.... double bonus.

El Padrino said...

i dont see maryland beating BC, i'll give you they were overated but shit they are not a bad team

blue said...

I also think Cal beats USC this week

blue said...

i just skim by toby's copy and paste comments...so they don't bother me

Big Brother's Brother said...

a non-link link? an lov first?

blue said...

"a non-link link? an lov first?"

it's the only way to underline in blogger

jugdish said...

Cal is the one that worries me the most.

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue is a head in his time.

Keith S said...

I don't think Cal wins. USC is getting healthy, and have JDB back at QB.

Big Brother's Brother said...

weazy, for a jewish carpenter's sake, at least give credit to where youre C/P from. i think youre following cumfast around and quoting his stuff at this point..

tem said...

stats from yesterday:

Keith 128 16.62%
tem 99 12.86%
El Pad 86 11.17%
Blue 71 9.22%
Deke 67 8.70%
Spiff 64 8.31%
freak 48 6.23%
Zeke 47 6.10%
Mills 37 4.81%
TP 36 4.68%
BBB 30 3.90%
Tyler 29 3.77%
Beth 15 1.95%
Jug 7 0.91%
Eracist 3 0.39%
toby 2 0.26%
Cam 2 0.26%
Steve 0 0.00%
Rev 0 0.00%
Kod/BEA 0 0.00%
ihrtcrg 0 0.00%
WC 0 0.00%
Cummy -1 -0.13%

blue said...

Hilarity at BBB

Keith S said...

"Cummy -1 -0.13%"

Hilarity

tem said...

fyi, i do not recall deadspin ever being linked.

Keith S said...

I don't even know what deadspin is.

blue said...

deadspin is the balls

tem said...

all around.

all round sounds dumb.

El Padrino said...

tem who's the midget mac look alike that stands next to Rich R. on the sidelines, wearing the headset but dressed in pads as if he's going to get in the game?

Keith S said...

I like the new totpm

Big Brother's Brother said...

how is all-round vs all-around even a valid question anyways?

tem said...

stats through thursday:

tem 525 15.70%
Keith 475 14.20%
El Pad 344 10.28%
Blue 343 10.25%
Zeke 294 8.79%
freak 266 7.95%
Deke 254 7.59%
TP 221 6.61%
Spiff 154 4.60%
Tyler 124 3.71%
Mills 90 2.69%
Rev 89 2.66%
BBB 45 1.35%
Beth 36 1.08%
Jug 26 0.78%
Steve 24 0.72%
WC 20 0.60%
Eracist 7 0.21%
Kod/BEA 5 0.15%
toby 2 0.06%
Cam 2 0.06%
ihrtcrg 0 0.00%
Cummy -1 -0.03%

Keith S said...

It's good to see cam on the board.

Big Brother's Brother said...

thats part of why i wanna know who BitchAss is C/P'ing.. so i can remember to never, ever read that person's shit.

Keith S said...

bbb
It looked better the 1st time

ToddPacker said...

"Spurriers beat the Urbans"

i don't think so

Mills said...

how is all-round vs all-around even a valid question anyways?
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his editors keep changing all-around to all-round. they are supposedly people that use the english language well.

and...its anyway (not plural).

Mills said...

i already said it was from JoPo's blog.

tem said...

midget mac?

Big Brother's Brother said...

keef, it said "linking" and i knew i wanted to limit the amount of nitpicking that the little whore would bring up..

u know, since he cant bring up anything else that's valid..

tem said...

either:

Adam Bednarik

Big Brother's Brother said...

its plural to me.

(case and point)

Keith S said...

oic

blue said...

hey toby...make fun of BBB and his beanie now

El Padrino said...

Midget Mac

tem said...

or someone else because i didn't understand midget mac.

Keith S said...

I'm hitting up this place for dinner tonight. It's the bombsauce.

tem said...

haha, then it is not bednarik.

Keith S said...

Is midget mac the one who can't swim?

El Padrino said...

Tem it's Markell Harrison

5"8 is generous though, he looked 5"5

NS

ToddPacker said...

the jo po guy is long winded, but he writes a pretty good baseball article (very stats heavy)... i've read his stuff since mills linked it months ago

tem said...

then it is:



Markell Harrison

Mills said...

hey toby...make fun of BBB and his beanie now
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i save that for when i really need to dig deep.

tem said...

i see you figured it out.

Keith S said...

TP started reading it because he thought it said JoPa. And since they went to junior high together, he wanted to keep up with what was going on with his old pal.

El Padrino said...

Famous Dave's is pretty good

we order that tower with like a rack of ribs, a half a chicken, brisket, pork, 2 sides and cornbread

it's gluttony at it's best

enjoy

Big Brother's Brother said...

yeah its almost winter time... might be busting the knit hats out soon. although i have hair this season, so prospects arent looking great..

i'll keep you posted weazy. gotta keep your material relevant.

tem said...

my slow linking skills were my downfall.

Mills said...

tp -- you should check out his gold glove analysis (3B up today). Though you may not like that he thinks Feliz should have beat out D. Wright.

ToddPacker said...

exactly, keith

tem said...

i am getting a wvu beanie in the mail today.

tem said...

well actually it is a knit cap.

but whatever.

Mills said...

TP started reading it because he thought it said JoPa. And since they went to junior high together, he wanted to keep up with what was going on with his old pal.
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LOL (for Aitch).

Rip H.

Mills said...

some day, if i ever get the time.

i am going to try and link a picture of what i picture every person on this blog to look like.

Mills said...

like ELP, I almost guarantee looks like my neighbors kid, Tim. Sun glasses, backwards cap, and tats. Short peach-blond hair.

(Beatrice hates Tim by the way -- wants to take his head off. she loves everybody else in the world).

ToddPacker said...

"i am going to try and link a picture of what i picture every person on this blog to look like."


is this the finer things project of the month

Big Brother's Brother said...

do it one night when your wife is out of town on "business".

Mills said...

i'll keep you posted weazy. gotta keep your material relevant.
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appreciate you looking out.

blue said...

an italian with "peach-blond" hair...interesting

and EP has linked his picture before

Big Brother's Brother said...

if EP hadnt already posted pics of himself before we could say you were right.

Mills said...

Just saying how I imagine him.

blue said...

and I'm not sure I know what "peach-blond" is

Big Brother's Brother said...

"appreciate you looking out."

my nigga.

::double chest pound::

Mills said...

it doesn't look as light under the hat either btw.

just when he takes it off.

tem said...

i look like lawrence frank, but taller and fatter.

which means i look like doogie howser, except taller and fatter and balder.

Keith S said...

"is this the finer things project of the month"

Nice

Big Brother's Brother said...

if you like Angels & Airwaves, their new one is a solid follow-up album.

like a comment from cumfast, this benefits no one here.

blue said...

angels and airwaves has the guys from blink right?

El Padrino said...

peach blond ?

silly

Mills said...

i look like lawrence frank, but taller and fatter.

which means i look like doogie howser, except taller and fatter and balder.
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that is not how i pictured you at all.

Keith S said...

I look like my picture

tem said...

"that is not how i pictured you at all."

then i win.

ToddPacker said...

angels & airwaves = good stuff

blue said...

some new PtP crap

Big Brother's Brother said...

EP, yes, former Blink guys.

Toby said...

I like to imagine what men on a blog look like.

it's not gay or anything.



mmmm, no more s'mores

Big Brother's Brother said...

and by EP, i mean Blue

blue said...

yeah, i got it BBB.

I like their stuff

tem said...

blink 187?

tem said...

I watched part of A Bronx Tale last night.

Who is the kid in it? Who I am sure is like 30 by now.

El Padrino said...

Torrealba acting like a prime free agent makes me laugh

El Padrino said...

tem he's on that veronica mars show

the elder "C" is in prison

El Padrino said...

and he (the kid) was in Kazaam with Shaq

funny

Keith S said...

You saw Kazaam?

blue said...

"Torrealba acting like a prime free agent makes me laugh"

oh, he's a stud for sure

(s)

Big Brother's Brother said...

and admitted it?

El Padrino said...

i was like 15, of course i saw it

Big Brother's Brother said...

dont lie... you own a Shaq-Fu tape.

El Padrino said...

Shaq rapping with the Fu-Shickners was aiight

"No Hooks" was tight

i dont own any shaq tapes fool

Big Brother's Brother said...

i dont own any shaq tapes fool"

you can say that only cause your mix tape popped.

blue said...

"can we rock....what's up doc"

Keith S said...

I remember Shaq rapping with Fu-Schnickens on Arsenio Hall when I was in HS.

blue said...

remember when ONYX was big?

Keith S said...

kod

Keith S said...

SLAM!!

Keith S said...

dacdafucup

Keith S said...

*bac

blue said...

keith knows his Onyx

isiah thomas said...

nice start to the morning:

And if it pisses Zeke off.... double bonus.

same as blue here weasel, your comments get the scroll by.

i2i wif EP on midget mac next to RR.

I've already linked what weasel looks and sounds like - he's the retard from American Splendor - Harvey Pikar's boy.

Keith S said...

They came out with a Slam Harder a few years back which was lame.

isiah thomas said...

quessssstion for Tem - WVU's stadium sounded like it was named after a poonjab.

please advice.

blue said...

Slam Harder?

hahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

yeah what is with the name of the stadium tem?

El Padrino said...

Shut Em' Down

isiah thomas said...

I picked NO for my suicide pick on Tuesday....been having second thoughts about them for some reason.

blue said...

el tardo's picks are up

isiah thomas said...

Milan Puskar Stadium

Keith S said...

Slam Harder

tem said...

Milan Puskar was the first guy who could read in WV.

isiah thomas said...

so he is pakistani then. interesting.

blue said...

oh, this column is the worst.

fuck

El Padrino said...

"I picked NO for my suicide pick on Tuesday....been having second thoughts about them for some reason."

you should not, i'd lay the 12 and still be confident in a suicide pick, they are rolling now

tem said...

he is just some rich guy who donated money.

some chemical overlord. pollutes all of WVs waters and air and then donates money to the state.

he is a hero.

blue said...

I couldn't finish it...i just gave up

isiah thomas said...

I scrolled through spiffg's latest bowel movement.

all I saw was "Patriots" every 5th word and figured it ain't worth it.

isiah thomas said...

are the troofs out yet?

tem said...

from the bible:

"The stadium has been expanded as follows: in 1985 7,500 seats were added to the south end zone for $7.5 million, the next year 6,000 seats were added to the north end zone for $650,000, and in 2004 luxury suites were added for a cost of $21.1 million, the entire cost of the project paid for privately by a donation from local generic pharmaceutical magnate, Milan Puskar who was given stadium naming rights"

isiah thomas said...

I hear ya EP, those were my first thoughts and figured this was an easy week.

Bulger getting a little healthy, SJax maybe doing some things....second thoughts. The Saints D is terrible.

Probably not gonna change the pick though.

El Padrino said...

money talks

tem said...

i also could not finish the El Tardo Pats report.

Keith S said...

"or the remains of my living room remote control, which didn't survive a 95-mph throw across the room after the no-call on Faulk. "

Who throws their remote during a game?

blue said...

i can only imagine how bad it will be when the NBA playoffs get started and the Celtics get rolling

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

Nene is having fucking thumb surgery...dude cannot stay healthy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck work

Big Brother's Brother said...

he can throw 40mph, tops.

Big Brother's Brother said...

deke, vendetta, yes?

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardos article is a good read for freak

s

El Padrino said...

i think the knicks traded him to the nuggs....i think
if so solid work by us

Mills said...

And if it pisses Zeke off.... double bonus.

same as blue here weasel, your comments get the scroll by.
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if you just scroll by the comments, how did you know what I wrote?

Big Brother's Brother said...

oh snap zeke! theres egg ALL OVAR YO FAYYYYYCE!

Spaceman Spiff said...

nene is a fat fuck and hes out 6 weeks for a thumb? they are going to overuse kenyon now, and his tibia will snap

blue said...

no truths yet this week...maybe whitlock forgot...he did write another Great Weis Hope article though.

blue said...

nene will come back in 6 weeks, and be 20lbs heavier too, because a hurt thumb means he can't stay in shape.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the troofs are usually up around mid-day

isiah thomas said...

weasel start at the top of lov and scroll, a high powered attorney such as yourself could easily see that you can read 1-2 sentence comments as you scroll.

but your c-n-p hack jobs are easy to pass by without reading.

and please, never address me again, keep your stink to yourself, lil' penny.

blue said...

"the troofs are usually up around mid-day"

I thought they got posted on thursdays?

El Padrino said...

how is the mood striking you now?

Spaceman Spiff said...

last week it wasnt

Big Brother's Brother said...

it smells of bojanglyness up in hurr.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke, vendetta, yes?"

I failed. Too drunk/tired to follow it. I'll try again.

Keith S said...

If you could eat more food you wouldn't get so drunk.

Spaceman Spiff said...

angels want cabrera, kendrick would have to be in a deal

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sabrina has all of Shaq's CDs


ns

isiah thomas said...

I think Cabrera is going to eat himself out of mlb.

isiah thomas said...

has anyone peeped game on Inside the NFL this week - specifically the Bills/Cincy highlights?

Marshawn Lynch was giggling all over the field. weird.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cabrera = 1B

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke, I saw that. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

lynch was high

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"THE BISHOP FROM CADDYSHACK
5. Green Bay"

Perfect reference from El Tardo

JFreak said...

I have lynch in the keeper.

Not as good as pj, but it'll do.

El Padrino said...

saw it as well

cocaine is a hell of a drug

isiah thomas said...

I have PJ in the keeper, thank you, thank you.

Spaceman Spiff said...

im rebuilding already, after year 1, ill probly draft mcfadden and just stash him next year

El Padrino said...

spiff i take it you didnt see my trade offer

El Padrino said...

and in the yahoo bball i need 3 point shootin and/or assists

El Padrino said...

damn i cxled it by mistake
spiff u see it?

El Padrino said...

put a better one out there

JFreak said...

zeke, if i remember correctly, you took him like a pick before I did.

I was very upset.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i saw the email, didnt get a chance to deny, i do not want the main guy you offered, i hate him

blue said...

i sent deke something to shit on in FNBA

El Padrino said...

ok i removed him, check it

El Padrino said...

right up your re-building alley

Spaceman Spiff said...

are you trying to win this year?

El Padrino said...

yes.

JFreak said...

I'm looking to move Derek Anderson for an RB.

Anyone interested?

Spaceman Spiff said...

accepted

Keith S said...

TMFT

El Padrino said...

smyfdyff

Keith S said...

RIP LoF

El Padrino said...

with all due respect

El Padrino said...

wordddddd

Keith S said...

GFYYFW

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Speaking of last week's Pats/Colts game, was anybody else shocked that NE didn't go for the cover at the end of the game?

Keith S said...

The Pats/Colts played last week?

JFreak said...

midseason hot stove over at lof

El Padrino said...

"GFYYFW"

hilarious

isiah thomas said...

freak you took lynch one pick before I took PJ.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wish they would have, would have won my matchup last week

Keith S said...

weasel

Keith S said...

damn you spiff

El Padrino said...

zeke, deangelo

what up

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