Friday, November 02, 2007

El Padrino's Weekly Betting Guide

I just gotta speak on this for a minute. The Patriots are not running up the score. Enough. If your losing 35-0 at halftime you suck and you deserve anything that comes your way during those next 30 minutes. How can Belichik keep his guys mentally tough and keep there stamina at a high level if they don't play the 4th quarter of a football game?

Brady's knees? Hardy-har. No one in this league has the balls to do that. This is not the 60's, 70's or 80's man. LT is gone, Buddy Ryan lives in Arizona, and Trent Green is a veggie.

NBA started. My one the record pick is Suns. NS.
They will beat the New Jersey Nets in 5 and finally hold that golden dome.

VaTech dominated and this time finished it off. Anyone catch those jerseys?

Torre in LA. So cal.

Bonds making some silly noises from his labratory.

Durant man...damn. He looks real solid. I might be going out on a limb here but he might be a star.

One Sports cliche I want to get away from is "If so and so remains healthy". It's based on the "if" system and I don't like it.

I feel like I learn more on this blog than I do anywhere else.

Tim Tebow crushes pussy.

American Gangster.

Where I Stand
Last Week:
College 4-2-1
Pros 1-4
OVERALL : 34-34-1

College
Game of the week.
ASU +7.5 over OREGON ($100)
I love the hook here. Personally I think this is going to be a phenominal game. Ducks will win in overtime by a touchdown so the hook should be your friend. ASU shows that it can play with the big boys and will win out the rest of the way securing a nice BCS Bowl game. They also have the best poon of the year, so far. After Oregon wins out and LSU struggles we could be looking at a WVU/Oregon NC game. Jus sayin'.

Like to hear it here it go......
FLORIDA crushes Vandy, they are -15.
Sconsin cover the 16 vs O State, but cummy loses and hits the bricks.
Rutgers upsets UCONN, they are +2.
Clemson -16.6, annihalates DUKE.
Nebraska cover the 20.5 over KANSAS, KU wins though.
ALABAMA +8 gives LSU a scare. Boo!
OU (-21) takes A&M behind the woodshed and waxes that ass with a wooden plank.
GEORGIA -16 beats up on Troy.

Pros
COLTS +5.5 over Pats
Every analyst in America has covered this game to ad nauseum this week but for me it's simple. For once the Colts offense is in a reverse role. Keeping Brady's offense off the field will be paramount. See I know Dungy knows his offense can't go toe-to-toe with Brady's offense. Espeacially with no Marvin Harrison, so I think 1) he' s going to try and establish a run and 2) Peyton will go a little "west coast offense" on those mofo's. Dink and dunk, Dallas Clark in the middle will be huge, maybe force Rodney H. to play corner more than he wants, and try to win the Time of Possession battle. Moreso I feel that a cover 2 scheme is better suited to stop an offense like Brady's because it takes away the big play. Since the best pound for pound guy since Tito Trinidad is playing safety he might be in position to make some killer plays. Indy being home also holds some water for me. Enjoy the game.

CHEIFS -3 over Packers ($100)

Two tough road games in row for the Packers. They have done very well too so it's hard to not take the 3 here but Arrowhead is tough. Cheifs are coming off a bye too. KC are 12-4-1 ATS in their last 17 home games. Yikes.

Denver +3 over DETROIT ($50)
Just a hunch on this one. Roll with me.

Baltimore +9 over STEELERS ($50)
9? Too high. Baltimore knows how to beat the Steelers so they will at least keep it within a touchdown. If Boller takes care of the football here is your upset pick for week 9.

Suicide - I'll roll with The Whale's Vagina or KC.

No tease this week, gotta publish this sucka.

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CMFost said...

EP - One hole in your theory about Brady, the Patriots offense Lead be Brady has historically been very good against cover 2 teams. Part of what makes Brady good is he reads the holes in the coverage and finds the open man and there are always opening that can be exploited in the cover-2.

CMFost said...

I think you will all miss me while I am gone for the rest of the month of November. I am at a point that I think I made a bad bet.

CMFost said...

But the games is yet to be played so you never know.

CMFost said...

Also I think BC pulls a choke job and loses to FSU at home this Saturday. BC passing offense is not going to be well suited for the potential nasty rain and wind conditions in Boston on Saturday.

El Padrino said...

no cummy Z please

ToddPacker said...

what's going on here?

El Padrino said...

dammit, i feel like Yao now

CMFost said...
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CMFost said...

I feel like I am talking to myself. Is there anyone out there?

ToddPacker said...

"Also I think BC pulls a choke job and loses to FSU at home this Saturday"


FSU will win by 10 or more

blue said...

cummy trying the reverse jinx on BC...i perfected that, you can't use it. I have a ™ on that sumbitch

El Padrino said...

well if the offense (colts) does it's job cummy, then the defense has to only make a few plays

with guys like Jackson, Snaders and Freeny it might be possible

Dungy installs a Cover 2 scheme like no one's business, I'm sure there will be a wrinkle or two

CMFost said...

No reverse jinx BC is going to lose.

CMFost said...

It should be an interesting game especially with the Patriots Defense finally fully healthy for the first time this season.

jugdish said...

Thanks for the VT tip yesterday elp, I took them and parlayed it with the under and won.

CMFost said...

I think the biggest problem Indy might have on Sunday is Ugoh's backup (sorry I don't know his name) going against Seymour and Vrabel which may cause Dungy to have to keep one of his TE's in to help giving Peyton one less option to throw to.

El Padrino said...

Your welcome. I LOADED UP ON THEM.
Also took them 2nd half. Made a killin.

ToddPacker said...

Vandy tailgate situation:

12:30 start

pre game = bagels, donuts and beer

post game = burgers, brats, dogs and beer

nothing special this week

CMFost said...

Tebow playing this week?

El Padrino said...

simple, yet so sweet

ToddPacker said...

"Tebow playing this week?"

yes

CMFost said...

and yes I know I made a mistake in my first post.

it read:the Patriots offense Lead be Brady

is should of read:the Patriots offense Led by Brady

ToddPacker said...

"simple, yet so sweet"

can't get hurt with the classics

El Padrino said...

For Kod:
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) -- General Mills on Thursday recalled about 5 million frozen pizzas sold nationwide under the Totino's and Jeno's labels because of possible E. coli contamination.

The problem may have come from pepperoni on pizzas produced at a General Mills plant in Ohio, the suburban Minneapolis-based company said.

CMFost said...

Simple sort of like Vandy should be for Florida.

ToddPacker said...

"and yes I know I made a mistake in my first post.

it read:the Patriots offense Lead be Brady

is should of read:the Patriots offense Led by Brady"



keith has cm shook

CMFost said...

wow, if you are going to die from eating Pizza at least make sure it is good pizza.

blue said...

Seattle has a lot of good young talent on that team...they won't be a playoff team this year, but they'll make some noise, finish with 35 wins or so.

El Padrino said...

The SEC is here, no LOV for me until they leave.

CMFost said...

"keith has cm shook"

Wow, I think that is a first on LOV that someone did not call me cummy or cumfast or something like that.

blue said...

the stupid thing about the ecoli/pizza recall, is that ecoli is kilt, if you cook the meat to the correct temperature. So who the fuck eats their pizza undercooked? or raw.

tem said...

stats from last post:

Keith 144 14.91%
Zeke 143 14.80%
tem 126 13.04%
Blue 122 12.63%
Deke 70 7.25%
El Pad 57 5.90%
TP 56 5.80%
Cummy 41 4.24%
Mills 39 4.04%
Jug 36 3.73%
Tyler 30 3.11%
Spiff 29 3.00%
freak 29 3.00%
Rev 15 1.55%
BBB 14 1.45%
Lou 12 1.24%
Beth 3 0.31%
Kod/BEA 0 0.00%
Eracist 0 0.00%
ihrtcrg 0 0.00%
WC 0 0.00%

El Padrino said...

that's the

Securities Exchange Commission

not Southern Eastern Conference


damn audit

ToddPacker said...

florida usually struggles against vandy

tem said...

stats through thurs:

tem 684 14.80%
Blue 661 14.30%
Zeke 581 12.57%
Keith 510 11.03%
Deke 312 6.75%
El Pad 301 6.51%
Cummy 297 6.43%
Mills 217 4.69%
freak 164 3.55%
TP 162 3.50%
Spiff 160 3.46%
Tyler 125 2.70%
Kod 111 2.40%
BBB 92 1.99%
jug 92 1.99%
Beth 80 1.73%
Lou 30 0.65%
Rev 23 0.50%
Eracist 12 0.26%
ihrtcrg 8 0.17%
WC 0 0.00%

blue said...

that's not true cumfast...beth calls you cmfost, as she is an elitist and mature

CMFost said...

good point Blue but there are people who have no clue how to cook even frozen pizza probably cause they can not read.

jugdish said...

1.99 for the week...you couldn't round up huh?

blue said...

and those people live in Boston

CMFost said...

I could be wrong I just don't remember it but I will have to thank Beth for staying Classy.

ToddPacker said...

jug ♥'s rounding

blue said...

beth and classy are two words never in the same sentence before at LoV

CMFost said...

Blue in Boston there is like a pizza place on every other block so almost no one buys Frozen Pizza around here.

blue said...

cumfast...there is a pizza place on every block in every city...this is not something exclusive to boston

hell, even in my tiny little suburb there is like 14 pizza places.

jugdish said...

Boston is known for their pizza!

s

jugdish said...

Actully, I'm sure its better there than it is in Houston.

CMFost said...

Beth is what keeps LOV at a 3rd grade level and out of becoming kindergarden.

CMFost said...

New York and Chicago have the best Pizza but Boston is not to far behind.


Speaking of Pizza:
Regular
Deep Dish
Greek
Thin Crust

What do you like?

tem said...

"1.99 for the week...you couldn't round up huh?"

not since i lost my full ride to college by having a 2.998 and they wouldn't round up. rounding up gets the FUCK AXE treatment from me.

ToddPacker said...

you forgot:

...and why?

tem said...

"Speaking of Pizza:
Regular
Deep Dish
Greek
Thin Crust

What do you like?"


questions like this are retarded. i doubt many participate.

jugdish said...

Tem: Understood

pizza: thin or regular

ToddPacker said...

nice work on the stats, tem

CMFost said...

EP - Good Luck with the SEC watch out if they take out the rubber gloves.

ToddPacker said...

did tem just call jug retarded?

Big Brother's Brother said...

Rev beat me out for yesterday? fucking sheet mayne.

and we need less cumball.

Big Brother's Brother said...

and i like deep dish!!!1111

CMFost said...

it might be my less day until December 1st, so you might get more cummy not less.

tem said...

"did tem just call jug retarded?"

no just rounding up. it burned me bad in the past and now i hate it with a passion.

tem said...

"it might be my less day until "

add it to the cumbonics dictionary.

i have no clue what it means.

Big Brother's Brother said...

dont make me an eracist, Came.

CMFost said...

another typo shit:

it read:it might be my less day

it should read: it might be my last day

CMFost said...

Be whatever you want BBB

Big Brother's Brother said...

i wanna be your best friend

tem said...

deep dish for teh win!

Big Brother's Brother said...

my gas smells like the insides of a pumpkin

ToddPacker said...

pumpkin gas...... mmmmmmmmmm

ToddPacker said...

get a better badger logo, cm

Big Brother's Brother said...

argggggggggg matey!

Big Brother's Brother said...

im gonna be lance armstrong today. any means necessary to win.

Big Brother's Brother said...

maybe if i spice it up with some coke i can be Mr Hingis.

jugdish said...

re: lance

Will an Olson twin be involved?

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'll be tapped out by 10:30

tem said...

hingis, ugly or not? i can't even remember.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Will an Olson twin be involved?


yeah, she'll supply the coke

CMFost said...

The Olsen Twins should be involved.

ToddPacker said...

better

blue said...

"hingis, ugly or not? i can't even remember."

She's not kournikova hot, but she was alright, and she always grunted a lot

CMFost said...

you decide.

Martina Hingis w/Anna

tem said...

its a marathon bbb. or a really long bike race.

ToddPacker said...

"hingis, ugly or not? i can't even remember"


spiff will provide some visual evidence one way or the other

tem said...

was she like the attainable famous chick hot?

like not too hot and if she was a normal chick she'd be OK, but since she is famous she gets hot status and you still think that if you met her in a bar you might be able to score?

tem said...

spiff probably will provide it both ways.

Big Brother's Brother said...

she's hot enough to let u do coke off her ass.

make of that what you will.

CMFost said...



one more Martina pic for you

Big Brother's Brother said...

hopefully LoV has a Special Olympics-length track so the race will be easier

blue said...

cumfast, you pick shitty pictures

tem said...

cumerino, i don't click on your links. not yet.

it is because of your poor grammar and spelting.

CMFost said...

not a lot of good pictures of Martina out there but if you think you can do better go for it.

blue said...

it's a canadian track so it's shorter.

tem said...

and colder.

blue said...

pick one

Big Brother's Brother said...

here ya go cumguzzle

blue said...

she definitely has a 5-head

CMFost said...


Did you know that Martina and Anna are lesbian lovers?


SFW

CMFost said...

Nice Link BBB

CMFost said...

What is a 5-head?

tem said...

after reviewing the martina pics, i say not hot.

i would only hit it because she is famous.

tem said...

it is 1 more than a forehead.

blue said...

the guy from KSK and With Leather sent in a pretty good oregon ducks pooner picture

tem said...

good for him. i am looking forward to it.

blue said...

i'm closing in on a 5-head...or at least that's what cmblue keeps telling me.

tem said...

good work blue.

tem said...

***wall

Big Brother's Brother said...

Floyd

blue said...

new PtP...not that great today

blue said...

Pink

blue said...

we don't need no education...

blue said...

hey cumfast....leave those kids alone

ToddPacker said...

it should be teejer... he's a teacher

blue said...

yeah that's true

CMFost said...

Blue I think you saved today's PtP from being of poor quality with the NSFW link.

El Padrino said...

Anal probe.

CMFost said...

Bonds says he'll boycott Hall if record-setting ball has asterisk.


Good for you Barry but it going to have the asterisks and it is going to be in the hall.

tem said...

el pad, if you pretend you like it they will ease up.

they get off on pain.

CMFost said...

just ask them for some extra lube it will not hurt as much.

El Padrino said...

but why a fucking friday

why

i should tell them they are in direct violation of rule 5789.b schedule A "all LOV members are not subject to work on Fridays"
and see what they think about that!

El Padrino said...

bitch went to the batrrrrrooom
i hope she got her period and has no tampons

cunt

who would take a job with the SEC?
that's like living in France

El Padrino said...

just un-American


fuckin dirty cunt

tem said...

she was spurned in the past El Pad and is looking to take it out on you.

El Padrino said...

sweaty grimey frizzy dirty cunt

Beth said...

"as she is an elitist and mature"

Gee, I never knew you had such a high opinion of me Blue. :-)

And I'm impressed that you noticed that I haven't been calling cmfost cummy (well I think I did it the one time when I had to slap him for his motorboating comment).

blue said...

"who would take a job with the SEC?"

someone who likes money

tem said...

a bonds quote "When I decide to retire five years from now"


umm he really believes he has 5yrs left?

Beth said...

I thought I had caught up on LOV today but I must've missed it, who is EP all pissed at?

tem said...

blue notices everything you do beth. you are the inspiration for pac 10 poon.

tem said...

El pad is pissed at the lady from the securities exchange commision who is doing an audit at his office today.

El Padrino said...

SEC does not pay well
Auditers make maybe (and I'm reaching here) like 65K a year

that's peanuts

65K to walk with the devil
no thanks

i'd rather ask you if you wanted to SuperSize that

I never wanna bring a man down.

El Padrino said...

figures she's a woman too
three years in a row they've been woman

it's cuz woman have cold hearts
they are all bitches deep down inside

her new name is Cunty McCuntstein
fucking cunt

El Padrino said...

bitches = haters
always trying to bring a man down

tem said...

SEC has killer benefits and retirement plan.

blue said...

i don't like auditors of any type

Beth said...

"it's cuz woman have cold hearts
they are all bitches deep down inside"

So I have to ask, does this include CMEP and DEP (= daughter ep) in the future? :-)

blue said...

where were you yesterday Beth? we missed you

tem said...

she was with BBB performing her tasks.

Beth said...

Yesterday was a sick day for me actually, I slept half the day. (I still kept up with LOV of course but just didn't feel like posting.)

I blame the flu shot I got earlier this week.

Beth said...

"she was with BBB performing her tasks"

You have it backward Tem, who do you think was bringing me chicken soup in bed and giving me foot massages.

El Padrino said...

"So I have to ask, does this include CMEP and DEP (= daughter ep) in the future? :-)"

Mzelpad's heart is as icy as the fucking iceberg that brought down the Titanic.

DEP, not yet, hopefully she doesnt get sucked in by your terrible species of life sucking bitches

El Padrino said...

and I mean that with all due respek

El Padrino said...

Cunty McCunstein is back



*tip toeing off LOV

Spaceman Spiff said...

i know an auditor, job seems easy, they get to travel a lot, and eat for free.

Beth said...

"hopefully she doesnt get sucked in by your terrible species of life sucking bitches"

How could I take that as being with anything other than all due respect?

Spaceman Spiff said...

vandy will cover, i think

Beth said...

And I think the next bet I win with EP his name will have to be Cunty McCunstein.

tem said...

"I blame the flu shot I got earlier this week.
"

as lewis black says, the flu shot makes it so you don't get the flu, but you'll have a cold for months.

i think it was him.

and it was something like that.

tem said...

"Cunty McCunstein"

that is a good name.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

"i know an auditor, job seems easy, they get to travel a lot, and eat for free."

and be a cunt

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Garrett Reid was sentenced to two to 23 months, and authorities said that he had smuggled 89 pills into jail by secreting them in his rectum."

wtf

andy reid's son is gonna be blowing people left and right for some drugs

isiah thomas said...

flu shots : never have never will.

isiah thomas said...

that he had smuggled 89 pills into jail by secreting them in his rectum."


he must have learned the "hide things in your ass trick" from McNabb.

blue said...

i've decided to clean my office today

isiah thomas said...

"I liked being the rich kid in that area and having my own high-status life," Reid told a probation officer in a statement read by the judge. "I could go anywhere in the 'hood. They all knew who I was. I enjoyed it. I liked being a drug dealer."

He said in court Thursday that he has stopped selling drugs.

"I did get a thrill out of it," he said. "That was also part of the whole new world that opened up to me when I smoked that first joint

isiah thomas said...

re: Hingis

she has that "joker" mouth.

El Padrino said...

"i've decided to clean my office today"

ok Desmando Jose Luis

CMFost said...

Ep, My wife interviewed for a job with the SEC and the Salary they offered was 90K+

isiah thomas said...

Shanny picks that Pats by "30+".

Looks like that pillow talk with cummy made an impression on him.

blue said...

so anyone who watched the office last night....there is no doubt now...

Mills=Toby

El Padrino said...

"Ep, My wife interviewed for a job with the SEC and the Salary they offered was 90K+"

she must give a mean blow job then

El Padrino said...

Auditer?
Supervisory position?

there are 100 fuckign different jobs you ape, which one did she apply for

i'm talking basic SEC auditer

isiah thomas said...

and I'd like to formally start the "Delonte West Color Watch".

He was extra white looking last night. ns

CMFost said...

isiah thomas said... Shanny picks that Pats by "30+".
Looks like that pillow talk with cummy made an impression on him.


I have told you several times now that since Blue became his #1 fan I can not get any pillow talk time with him since he is to busy cuddling with Blue.

isiah thomas said...

cummy and weasel are in the Finer Things club. fo....sho.

isiah thomas said...

U-TI-CA! U-TI-CA! U-TI-CA!

Spaceman Spiff said...

the interviewer liked the way the goatee tickled the balls

CMFost said...

Auditor in the Boston Office but she turned it down since does pretty well working for FINRA(formerly NASD)

CMFost said...

EP it is Auditor not auditer

blue said...

"He was extra white looking last night"

I think it's the shaved head. now that he's gone bald, he looks whiter than he used to. (the charlie v. look)

CMFost said...

Fuck another typo

read:since does pretty well working for FINRA(formerly NASD)

should of read:Since she does pretty well working for FINRA(formerly NASD)

blue said...

when Michael was trying to negotiate to keep stanley by trading Toby was the best..."i can't do it, i admit it, Toby's the worst"...made me laugh quite hard.

isiah thomas said...

there were a lot of good laughs in last nights episode I thought.

isiah thomas said...

wow the ASU lovefest is off the charts on talk radio.

ASU will lose by at least 2 TD's.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i definitely had my hands on some feet last night

El Padrino said...

"EP it is Auditor not auditer"

everyone knows i dont spell shit right and never spell check

they call me first draft

Mills said...

SEC does not pay well
Auditers make maybe (and I'm reaching here) like 65K a year
__________
Rev would kill for 65k per. he will happy he is in your biz now and not traffic radio

El Padrino said...

and your dog of a wife must have had auditing experience prior or has a lic.

i am right you are cummy

blue said...

give cumfast a badge...he's the spelling police

CMFost said...

1. My wife is not a dog
2. She does have experience as an auditor due to her current job
3. She also has the Financial Industry Licenses but do not ask me which ones because I have no Idea.

Big Brother's Brother said...

CMFost,

stop correcting your shit. it's bad enough to read it once, now youre just padding stats, fuckin Ricky D.

CMFost said...

and that is probably why they offered the amount of money they did but from what she has told me 75-85K is about the norm.

El Padrino said...

makes sense that she would go for 90K then

see what happens when you splain' yo-self

I imagine that is the 2nd or 3rd level of auditing

CMFost said...

EP practicing a little cumbonics:

"i am right you are cummy"

CMFost said...

not sure what the different level are but they do pay well.

CMFost said...

If she was not working on becoming a CPA then she might have taken it.

CMFost said...

but I think I have given you guys way to much information about my wife today. That is it no more.

blue said...

she's an auditor without a CPA?

blue said...

it's ok, sometimes we talk about our imaginary friends too

Beth said...

And some of the regulars talk about their imaginary girlfriends or wives even. :-)

El Padrino said...

Cunty McCunstein came over here with a question and I pretended I was on the phone. She walked away.

SEC 1
El Pad 1

tie ballgame bitch

Mills said...

And some of the regulars talk about their imaginary girlfriends or wives even. :-)
----------
this is most definitely true. Right Zeke?

isiah thomas said...

Boris Diaw at 9 mil$/year is painful.

not 89 pills shoved up your anoos painful, but painful none-the-less.

JFreak said...

I can't do it...I'm bluffing.

Toby's the worst.

isiah thomas said...

this is most definitely true. Right Zeke?


oh no its not......


the train we ran on your wife was most definitely real.

Mills said...

I never discounted that.

She says "thanks" bye the way. Really relaxed her. She needed that at this stage of the pregnancy.

Mills said...

bye was for CM to

Mills said...

I have never used anything besides CM, unless he is quoting himself.

blue said...

I'm excited for a slapper

El Padrino said...

Gilloly on Brady's knees

Mills said...

no slapper. i am "sick" for the am. going in to work in a bit

Mills said...

no time for ze slapper

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