Tuesday, November 06, 2007

20yrs would be a great help

So the NBA season has finally started. I remember last year at this time, with the help of LOV, I was excited for the NBA season. Not this year. I don’t know why not, my NBA knowledge (remember knowing is knowledge) is higher than it has ever been, but I just can’t seem to bring myself to actually care. Maybe it is because of the ref stuff, maybe it is because I have had the Celtics and ‘Kobe Wants Traded’ shoved down my throat all summer, I just don’t know. All I know is that the excitement is not there. For shits ‘n giggles I will blame El Tardo.


Baseball hot stove stuff started 23 seconds after the World Series. Personally I need a little more down time than that. Maybe .0034rev months, that would be enough time for me. Perhaps the needed downtime is the reason I am not excited about the NBA.


An interesting week for the NFL; Browns go to 5-3, Pats win, Bucs win, and some other stuff happened. Really I did not pay too much attention to the games this week. Don’t know why, but I just didn’t.


Completing the NASCAR news from last week……Jeff Green in the 66. Next week I will start another half sentence.


NHL update: Ottawa has the most points. They must be the best team now.


FYI, Tom Brady, I will not wear your scent, so stay the fuck outta my magazines.


The preseason college girl’s hoops poll was released. None of the players danced on it. Which is probably a good thing.


Some sports firm is suing Reggie Bush and his family for 300K$ trying to get back gifts they gave them. I am not sure that is how gift giving works.


Well we are running behind on time so here is the first member of the over 44yr old Unspeakable Club: Kathy Ireland. Michelle Pfeiffer is guaranteed to get in as well. They are basically first ballot HOFers in my book. Why 44 you axe? Because that is how old Kathy is and I wanted her to be the first member. It’s my club, so I make the rules.


Movie Review of a movie tem has never seen: Taxi Driver.

Tem is pretty sure that this stars De Niro as a taxi driver. Basically De Niro goes around town driving his taxi and gets into all sorts of trouble (hilarity may or may not ensue). About halfway through the movie he meets this funny rabbit who has a rockin’ hot wife. The rabbit is in all sorts of trouble with the guy from Back to The Future (BtTF), not the shaking diseased Alex P. Keaton guy, but the old dude. Anyway, De Niro’s all pissed because the BtTF guy wants to make an interstate that will do away with cabs…for some reason. So De Niro goes into Toontown and with the help of his taxi kills off the BtTF guy, who it turns out was a toon himself. Also it turns out that the BtTF guy killed DeNiro’s brother who was probably played by Joe Pesci.

4.5 out of 5 helmet stickers. Tem highly recommends this movie.


FYI , next week I am in Canada or something, so someone else is gonna take my slot.

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tem said...

From last post:

"callyourplay.com is like fmtem...it never lets tem score."


hilarity

tem said...

from last post:

"I thought tem only scored when fmtem was passed out."

hilarity.

tem said...

and thus, with all due respect, EAD.

tem said...

don't think i wont post 734 comments all by myself.

tem said...

fuck, i might make fake profiles and just have a whale of a good time.

tem2 said...

hi

tem said...

that's not a very original name.

tem2 said...

EAD

tem said...

so did you watch the MNF game?

tem2 said...

no i missed it, but i heard the steelers won.

tem said...

yeah the D played well and big ben had 5 TDs.

tem2 said...

that's amazing.

tem said...

yeah it was good times.

tem2 said...

so good post today.

tem said...

yeah i am awesome.

tem said...

ok i gotta help someone bring in groceries or something.

apparently work needs groceries.

tem3 said...

haha, you're a bag boy.

tem said...

umm, EAD and that name sucks too.

tem said...

this is gonna fuck with the TCS stats for sure.

tem said...

i must have missed the memo about today.

El Padrino said...

CANADA!??

Tem5 said...

maybe we should all be tem today

El Padrino said...

work related I assume, because no one just goes to canada

blue said...

I just went to canada...to go skiing.

western canada is great when you're < 21....and when the american $ > canadian $...unfortunately neither of these is true anymore

Tem5 said...

Canada rocks

blue said...

that makes it sound like I recently visited...

that's not true.

Tem5 said...

holy hell there was a lot of LoVAD comments

tem said...

an all tem day would be interesting.

Steve said...

tem has blown a circuit

tem3 said...

yeah LOV AD was out of control.

Beth said...

I heard a rumor that fmtem is thinking of leaving tem for one of the other tems.

I can't wait to see tem734 though (=temrev).

tem said...

canada is to see niagra falls.

it should be fun (s).

tem3 said...

beth don't spread rumors. he might figure it out.

Beth said...

For some reason I feel like I'm in a bad Michael Keaton movie (Multiplicity).

jugdish said...

Say hi to tjw for us tem.

tem said...

i can't say hi to him, he is too fast. my 40 time just ain't good enough.

jugdish said...

Just hang out at the 7-11 on the border.

tem said...

that is a good plan.

El Padrino said...

gloria

gloria!

tem said...

i am going to eastern canada. it's great too right??

El Padrino said...

canada blows .

tem said...

in the good way right?

Tem5 said...

that was lots of catching up

tem said...

yeah it took me awhile to read lovAD, i stopped a little after rev.

blue said...

EP-
rematch of the rumble at the garden tonight.

blue said...

or whatever the hell ESPN named the fight between the nuggets and the knicks last year.

ToddPacker said...

nice LoVad last night

tem said...

what's up with nene this year? is he good, or does he suck?

blue said...

nene has eaten too many doughnuts


actually he's recovering from a calf injury he suffered playing for Brazil this summer. He's probably about 85% right now.

ToddPacker said...

tem just made his stats job tougher

blue said...

one of these days Nene will learn what "off season conditioning" is too.

blue said...

iverson's prediction of 60 wins for the nuggets is laughable...they'll win 48-50 and be the 4 seed probably

tem said...

figuring out who tem5 is might be tough.

ToddPacker said...

i thought all temx = real tem

El Padrino said...

melo loves playing here

El Padrino said...

nene this is a windsprint

windsprint this is nene

you guys should talk

El Padrino said...

mcnair, please retire

blue said...

nene should "round" into shape right about March...just like last year

El Padrino said...

britney back with the #1 album
goes to show you america's taste in music

laughingstock

tem said...

tem5 is someone else. i'll have to check the blogger id thing.

tem said...

"britney back with the #1 album
goes to show you america's taste in music"

seriously? nfw.

El Padrino said...

Britney is #1

El Padrino said...

her vagina rounds out the top ten @ #10

El Padrino said...

give me
give me

El Padrino said...

fuck the pope, NS, cocksucker is meeting with the king of saudi arabia

MAJOR WTFFFFFFFFFF

blue said...

it's a sad day in the music industry when that bitch can wipe her ass on a cd and it shoots to #1

ToddPacker said...

"gimme more" is rev's music of choice for his pre-buffet psych-up music

blue said...

I think jug linked something about this last week, but Brit's income is like 700K a month or something like that, and she spends every penny every month.

El Padrino said...

Better than cheese heroin? :

It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe."

El Padrino said...

butthash > cheese heroin

El Padrino said...

ok, what happended to sniffin a permanent marker

my kid will not be allowed out the house til she's 50

tem said...

that's a good plan el pad.

ToddPacker said...

"my kid will not be allowed out the house til she's 50"


so you're going to build a pole in her room?

ToddPacker said...

(s)

El Padrino said...

tp that was painfully hilarious

answer would be no though

tem said...

you're going to make her build her own pole?

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

We were discussing the Britney debacle here yesterday.

What is wrong with people? Who buys that shit?

ToddPacker said...

little girls

blue said...

"little girls"

fuck that, little girls don't have jobs, what kind of parent buys that shit for their kid?

El Padrino said...

she wont be able to work the pole if she weighs 3 fitty

i mean right now i got her eatin mcgriddles

ToddPacker said...

ok, blue.... little girls stoopid parents

blue said...

and I know i'm gonna spoil my little girl, but if she ever said she wanted a britney spears cd, or wanted to be like brit, i'd smack her in the head...and then send her to therapy

El Padrino said...

James Harrison, last night's defensive star for Pitt was famous for this

ToddPacker said...

shilling is staying with the dirtsox

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

No little girls' parents are buying that album for them. Spears' public trainwreck is unavoidable. I bet even my oblivious dad knows about it.

tem said...

then mills bought half and cmfost bought half.

Star Wars Is For Fags said...

who is this cmfost you speak of? I know a dude named cumfast, though.

tem said...

stats for yesterday:

Keith 111 13.17%
Zeke 106 12.57%
freak 97 11.51%
Blue 89 10.56%
tem 83 9.85%
El Pad 83 9.85%
TP 74 8.78%
Deke 70 8.30%
Rev 46 5.46%
Spiff 31 3.68%
Mills 17 2.02%
Steve 13 1.54%
Tyler 10 1.19%
Kod/BEA 5 0.59%
Beth 3 0.36%
BBB 2 0.24%
Jug 2 0.24%
Eracist 1 0.12%
Cummy 0 0.00%
ihrtcrg 0 0.00%
WC 0 0.00%

Beth said...

"No little girls' parents are buying that album for them."

Parents are paying several hundred dollars per ticket for Hannah Montana concerts, no way are they saying no if their precious daughter wants a $12 CD.

blue said...

hannah montana is not flashing her vag all over the interweb

ToddPacker said...

not yet, blue

blue said...

or shaving off her hair because she's afraid of being drug tested...

ToddPacker said...

congrats on the #1 ranking, keith

tem said...

i2i with tp on "not yet"

ToddPacker said...

zeke at #2 is very impressive... i think all of his comments were LoVad

tem said...

he had a strong lov AD.

tem said...

it is odd not to blue or tem in the top 3.

blue said...

LoVAD > LoV regular yesterday

ToddPacker said...

yes it's odd

isiah thomas said...

from the Wiz's blog:

Side note: From now on, Adrian Peterson will be known as Purple Jesus. He's Bo Jackson, Sweetness and Forrest Gump all rolled into one. Dude runs like the defense owes him rent money.

ToddPacker said...

purple jesus is funny

ToddPacker said...

pj

ToddPacker said...

strong lovad last night, zeke

JFreak said...

I am impressive.

I rampaged my way up the TCS.

ToddPacker said...

yes you were solid too, freak

tem said...

freak had a strong showing despite the Ind loss.

JFreak said...

Shut it.

I don't need your accolades.

JFreak said...

"Some sports firm is suing Reggie Bush and his family for 300K$ trying to get back gifts they gave them. I am not sure that is how gift giving works."

Tem, this is absolutely hilarious. I cannot stop laughing about it.

JFreak said...

I also think you should make the half-sentence NASCAR item into a game.

First person not named Zeke, Freak or Tem to complete it wins a prize.

tem said...

accolades are great, you know you want them.

tem said...

also they sound like a car.

The new Honda Accolade.

tem said...

also they sound like a car.

The new Honda Accolade.

ToddPacker said...

accolades might be > d-

blue said...

PJ is a great nickname for AP, until he gets hurt next year.

JFreak said...

and by "complete it", I mean complete the sentence.

tem said...

i don't think anyone would win that game then.

isiah thomas said...

accolytes > accolades

blue said...

I might do that nascar driving school thing someday...my father in law did it and said it was a blast.

JFreak said...

Exactly, you could put hundreds of dollars on the line and be safe.

ToddPacker said...

nascar should only get a 1/4 sentence

isiah thomas said...

yeah LOVAD got on a nice run, fathead tried to pull a "babe ruth" on "rev" but keef denied him.

tem said...

accolyte would be the smaller version of the accolade.

like focus is to fusion.

ToddPacker said...

keith is a rev-hog

El Padrino said...

blue you are a racist
why you always trying to bring a brutha down?

tem said...

NASCAR game this week would be:

Two tires didn't...

JFreak said...

"Two tires didn't..."

work at the end of the race.

isiah thomas said...

New Nash Nike commercial (not yet released)

appologies if already linked

blue said...

"why you always trying to bring a brutha down?"

is this in reference to AP getting hurt next year? I'm just going on his recent history....remember he was 2nd in Heisman voting as a freshman, and then the injuries started.

blue said...

zeke, you're typically safe with linking anything "Nash" related.

El Padrino said...

maybe he's done with injuries

maybe he really does like fried chicken, why can't you accept that

JFreak said...

Somebody's stupid car alarm woke me up today.

I was not happy.

JFreak said...

It sounded like a freaking cop car.

blue said...

I wanted the broncos to trade up and draft AP/PJ (they were working on a deal with the skins)...but nooooooooooooo, they decided that Travis Henry was a better solution....fire shanahan

El Padrino said...

nash trains in NY? i guess

blue said...

why did Nash make an MLS commercial? is nike producing a Nash cleat for soccer players?

Keith S said...

"Some sports firm is suing Reggie Bush and his family for 300K$ trying to get back gifts they gave them. I am not sure that is how gift giving works."

I also found this hilarity.

JFreak said...

Do canadians play soccer?

JFreak said...

Tem, you need to investigate during your trip.

Keith S said...

"keith is a rev-hog"

Is that an ox-moron?

JFreak said...

Bring a soccer ball with you, and when you find yourself surrounded by locals, throw the ball at them and see if they respond appropriately.

tem said...

i will axe them about soccer.

i can't bring one, i do not have one, and i refuse to purchase or steal one.

blue said...

"Do canadians play soccer?"

yes, they think it's hockey on grass...

and it's funny to watch them on their ice skates in the grass (s)

tem said...

ox-moron = d-

Keith S said...

I've only been to 2 places in Canada, too. Windsor and Vancouver.

Vancouver >>>>>>>>>>>> Windsor

El Padrino said...

mexi-nadians would respond appropiately for sure

JFreak said...

What about mexijews?

Would they know how to respond?

Keith S said...

They would just steal your money and then not spend it.

blue said...

Vancouver is a pretty cool city...i might try and get up there for the winter olympics in 2010.

El Padrino said...

anything with Mexi in front of it would respond in favor of the soccer ball, studies have shown this

El Padrino said...

the ravens and the under was NOT a good move last night

El Padrino said...

i cant believe people are saying the words "Canada" and "cool" in the same sentence and not referring to the weather

shameful

Keith S said...

I went up to Vancouver and Whistler about 5 years ago. I would move there.

(ns)

isiah thomas said...

EP did you get knocked out of your suicide pool by taking SD or KC?

Keith S said...

"i cant believe people are saying the words "Canada" and "cool" in the same sentence and not referring to the weather"

He said "Vancouver" and "cool"

Keith S said...

92 degrees today zeke. Enjoy.

JFreak said...

Let the bodies hit the floor

Spaceman Spiff said...

broncos approach is all fucked up, instead of getting any bum to rush for 1000 yards every year and an early playoff exit, why dont they keep an elite back to rush for 2000 in that system, i think that worked for them some years back

El Padrino said...

isnt vancouver in canada?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wish i was on strike right now

El Padrino said...

zeke i was ousted

i had the Chiefs
even though Skins won that obviously could have gone wrong
Texans beat the Raiders in Oak
SD shit the bed, again
Pitt was the obvious choice i guess

Tampa was the play, Tem was finally right

El Padrino said...

zeke what's more painful is there is only like 41 people left

it's the closest I have gotten
even when i made it to Thanksgiving one year there was still over 150 in it then

tem said...

i am right once per year.

i am sad to see it go.

blue said...

Vancouver is an awesome city...

El Padrino said...

alright enough with vancouver already

blue said...

Western Canada >>>>> eastern canada

tem said...

vancouver has that basketball team.

tem said...

they didn't move to some shit hole in TN did they?

tem said...

100% chance when Memphis gets a WNBA team they call them "The Belles"

blue said...

but...i'm not going to canada whilst the american dollar is on par with the canadian dollar, that's just stupid

Spaceman Spiff said...

i heard whistler is good for snowboarding, might take a trip up there this season

tem said...

Whistler was the dude in Blade.

You know the guy who wasn't Blade.

JFreak said...

watch the let the bodies hit the floor video.

now.

isiah thomas said...

that sucks EP, it was a tough week to pick.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

THIRSTY

JFreak said...

GASSY

Keith S said...

The only thing I didn't like about Whistler is it seemed like 75% of the residents were kids.

Keith S said...

But Vancouver was awesome

isiah thomas said...

maybe we can talk about Delaware after this Canada discussion is over.

El Padrino said...

for real

El Padrino said...

I think i'm gonna do a baseball trip too, annually, like the footyball one.

ToddPacker said...

"for real"


derrick?

Keith S said...

Delaware has the blue hens or something

Keith S said...

"I think i'm gonna do a baseball trip too, annually, like the footyball one."

Check out the Blue Jays. I hear the Skydome is stellar.

blue said...

go to montreal and see the expos

isiah thomas said...

does anyone know anything about 12 inch or 16 inch softball? local radio guys are talking about some charity tourney for 16 inch softball.

please advice

ToddPacker said...

rogers centre

blue said...

never heard of this 16 inch softball

El Padrino said...

A CFL trip!


maybe instead i can A.J Soprano into a pool!

yea!

Keith S said...

TP
Nice color commentary

El Padrino said...

Ask Weazy about Softballs, he should know.

ToddPacker said...

"does anyone know anything about 12 inch or 16 inch softball? local radio guys are talking about some charity tourney for 16 inch softball."


i think it's a chicago thing.... no gloves, giant ball.... it looks lame

Keith S said...

When I win the lottery, I'm going to take a year and see a game in every MLB city.

El Padrino said...

fuck the mounties

isiah thomas said...

yeah they kept saying "no gloves"...

blue said...

zeke is amare a go or a no-go for tonight?

El Padrino said...

keef

word.

Keith S said...

"fuck the mounties"

Was that NWA's canadian version of Fuck Tha Police

Keith S said...

I used to think it would be cool to go to every MLB and minor league park in one year. Then I realized traveling that much would suck.

El Padrino said...

CNN.com

"Surgeons in India say a mammoth 40-hour operation on a 2-year-old girl born with four arms and four legs was going according to plan. "So far, so good," Dr. Sharan Patil, the head surgeon, told reporters after 10 hours of surgery to separate Lakshmi Tatma from her "parasitic twin."

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