Wednesday, October 24, 2007

there's something in the air tonight

So the World Series is starting sometime soon. people watch it. at least the 80 people that are Rockies fans will and then the WWL tells me that something called Red Sawk Nation will watch too. i think it's all east coast hype.

speaking of the WWL, our daily front page genius quote is this: (regarding the Rockies' manager who is the main story at the moment)...

"There are times when I dislike the managerial decisions of Hurdle, but I can never dislike the man Hurdle. - saitoh69"

Ah yes, thank you 'saitch69'. Your opinion on Hurdle (the man) seems valid. I just can't tell what really seals it for me though.. the fact that you are some douch-ay on the interwebs who claims to be tolerant of a professional coach on a personal level or that you simply have '69' in your login name. either one, awesome. sixtee-naaaaaaaaaaahn!!!!!

Oh and apparently you can leave messages on each person's page. If you feel so inclined, leave 'saitoh' a message letting him know how awesome he is for getting his comment on the main page and how proud he should be. Truly an honor, my friends. Actually, we could probably make a whole LOV showing of this and leave messages for each person who ends up with a dumbass lead comment. This could distract us for hours though. Maybe we'll leave it up to Freak to let him kill all his free time. Hopefully they dont change the comments that often, cause as we've already seen.. we'll be there all day cause they consistently pick winners.

-Ok, this fucker here (The Cougher) hacks like a dying cat and I cant say this enough, as it has gotten worse recently. At least cover your mouth or dont do the whole "hacking up a snot ball and then spitting" thing while youre sitting at your desk. Someone please put him out of his misery. I want to beat him with a whip made out of Llama ass hair. STFU. You already had something removed from your throat weeks ago... wtf did they miss. Clearly an oversight happened as this did not solve the problem. At this point, the Llama ass hair whip would be the only viable alternative.

-I got jumped the other day. Me and a friend were going to a restaurant and dude comes up and axes for money. He starts out with the whole "hey man, i aint crazy or nuffin.. my car has a flat and i gotta..." something. i think this mightve been a new gig that he was using, cause i tuned him out about at the point that he was walking towards us and opening his crackhead mouth.. but i couldve sworn he said something about buying a bottle of that tire fix it shit. I'm like wow, that's some extra thought to put into your story rather than the whole gas thing. I dont know, maybe it was the regular ol' "ran out of gas" story. like i said, my mind checked out early on, so maybe that was just me hoping that he came up with a better story than the old standby. wishful thinking. that was using CYOA in real life.

so then after that exchange, my buddy gave him a couple bucks. i stated that i would much rather have my man give me a "i needs ta get DRUNK!1!" story and i wouldve actually given him a couple bucks to pick me up a 40 too. see, if he was just honest with me and with himself, he could scored an extra couple bucks and a drinking buddy. granted, he's not gonna come back with a frosty beverage for me... but he wouldve made more money by being honest. and then he couldve gone back to being dishonest and steal the 2 bucks.

plus, i woulndt be drinking with some lowlife like that. i have my own friends that i can drink with and look down on. really, he probably knew that if he did come back, we wouldve ridiculed him and most likely beaten him to within an inch of his life and taken his 40 too. maybe he wouldve gotten a couple sixer's though, then we couldve paid a couple other guys to jump into the fray and whoop his ass too.

yes, that wouldve been a great story. but i didnt get jumped, he just axed us for cash and that was it.

Kobe says give all your base to him.

meeting time. my time here is over.

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tem said...

your time here was too short today.

blue said...

I'm predicting a good strong day of comments, maybe 1/2 a rev

tem said...

i got hit with the gas story at a big rest stop on the turnpike.

the guy also got his guitar stolen.

i told him take me to the car and i'll help you push it to the pump and get some gas in it.

he said nevermind.

part of me doubts he even had a car or a guitar.

blue said...

working from home = tons of shit to do when you get back to the office

fuck that

blue said...

we have a lot of homeless in Denver...when I worked downtown I had a guy actually sit down across from me at a mcdonalds and ask me for some fries.

tem said...

the homeless numbers in columbus fall in the winter time.

a lot of them migrate to warmer climates (ns).

the news had a story on this one guy and girl who pulled in about $50K each just axing for money in columbus from may through september. then they spent their winter in florida on the beach.

El Padrino said...

"saitoh69 does not have any friends listed. "

explains it all

El Padrino said...

ny bums are the best

some of them sing and dance, others write creative signs, some are just foul like the damon wayans charcater on in living color
and some are just insane

it's a nice potpourri

blue said...

yeah, we have performance bums here in Denver too...the numbers die down some in the winter, but they're still around


I think dateline or something did a special on panhandlers, and there was a couple of guys who were pulling in over 100K a year.

blue said...

jim rome has a bit about "softball guy" and one of his lines is that, he's the guy who choses 69 as his number and has a name like "sex machine" on the back of his jersey.

this could be applied to internet handles. if 69 is in your screenname, you must be a "sex machine"

tem said...

yeah pan handling is where the real money is.

blue said...

i'd be a pan handler, except I don't like to work outside

tem69 said...

yeah that is lame.

tem69 said...

i would not want to work outside in denver either.

blue said...

i've had the "i just want to get a cheeseburger" line used. I offered to buy the guy a cheeseburger...he didn't like that

El Padrino said...

tem69 is hilarious, please keep it

El Padrino said...

we gave a guy a bottle of vodka once

El Padrino said...

i got that pumpkin muffin from dunkin donuts and it's phenominal

NS

blue said...

shoot, I hadn't even noticed the tem69

blue said...

pumpkin bread at starbucks is good stuff

tem69 said...

i had pumpkin bread at the circleville pumpkin fest.

being from WV I thought it was a pump kin fest, I was saddened.

blue said...

good thing sister tem was not there

tem69 said...

but the bread was good.

so was the pumpkin donut.

i did not try the:

pumpkin waffles
pumpkin popcorn
pumpkin burgers
pumpkin pie
pumpkin corn dogs
pumpkin muffins

blue said...

i'm not gonna lie..i don't like pumpkin pie

tem69 said...

tem69 only has 2 half sisters and he never lived with them, so he is basically an only child.

which means i had to lose my virginity the hard way.

Big Brother's Brother said...

tem are funnay

El Padrino said...

i love pumpkin pie

blue said...

never living with them is an "excuse" in WV.

"garsh, I didn't even know thems was my sisters"

tem69 said...

well never lived with them = never saw them.

they lived too far away, i.e, out of walking distance.

blue said...

I don't have room to talk after going to school in Idaho, but it's fun anyway

tem69 said...

teejer wishes he was from WV, that way he would not have to work to find someone to have sex with, it would be handed to him by his sister or cousin.

tem69 said...

i love pumpkin pie, but i can get it basically whenever, pumpkin bread not so much and after eating a whole loaf of it I got sick and couldn't eat any more.

blue said...

PtP has been updated.

sorry no nip slips zeke

tem69 said...

zeke'll just walk on by

El Padrino said...

this am's TPS reminds me of the day before mz el pad gets her period

El Padrino said...

just vile and nasty

jugdish said...

My brother got this in his email from co-worker of his, and forwarded to me. So I'm posting this for Deke...this is your week buddy!

"I want to take just a minute of your time this afternoon to talk about something that has weighed heavy on my heart and digestive system. Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a serious condition that affects more than 100,000 Americans. I have come to terms with my own personal battle with IBS. You may have noticed my frequent and often unpleasant trips to the men’s room. I have chalked it up to my momma’s Cuban cooking, but the fact of the matter is that I live with IBS...and I am NOT ashamed of it.

Oh sure I may have bowels that are more explosive that a volcano. I may clear out a floor of the office building three or four times a day, but I am still a person. A valued member of society. I am telling you all this because it is IBS awareness week. Soon you may see me wearing bulkier trousers as a result of some cumbersome adult diapers. Please refrain of making jokes. I know that I am only 28 but I go poopy in my pants and it’s YOUR problem NOT mine.

I feel free when I wear them and am proud that I am comfortable with my decision to go public. Remember team together team apart. I encourage all of you to wear adult diapers as well, you just may find them to make your day more efficient.. . smelly, but efficient.

Viva Cuba!"

tem69 said...

how's space jug?

Beth said...

Blue, the orange bikini poon is like a poster for the dangers of too much sun. Click on the picture to enlarge it and then look at the wrinkles around her eyes and even the skin above her belly ring. That just ain't right when you're in college.

Yep, that is why I prefer a fake tan. :-)

jugdish said...

Wide open!

El Padrino said...

I know a girl who has IBS and she is kind of hot, but not really cuz of IBS. she crapped in this dive bar one night and that's just nassty, i'd rather shit myself than crap in a nyc bar

blue said...

yeah, that chick was going to go on trailer trash thursday, but I didn't have much for today

jugdish said...

Anytime I hear IBS I think of Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly.

"I love spicy food!"

El Padrino said...

yeah the ibs in that movie is hilarious

El Padrino said...

that movie is underated, alot of funny shit in there

Mills said...

I am dumber for having read your post today.

El Padrino said...

it's like zee story of zee heeppo

ToddPacker said...

"I am dumber for having read your post today"


is that possible?

jugdish said...

Oh my stars and stripes...Leuben!

ToddPacker said...

nice LoVad last night

tem69 said...

mills, you surely are not.

ToddPacker said...

rev's basement is pretty cool

blue said...

"MAKE IT RAIN"

"RAINMAN!"

El Padrino said...

rev's basement:

does he have velveeta on tap?

Mills said...

Make it Rain!

blue said...

check out his blog EP

ToddPacker said...

"rev's basement:

does he have velveeta on tap?"


he has a velveeta iv

El Padrino said...

i would like a basement one day

jugdish said...

We don't have basements in Houston.

ToddPacker said...

"i would like a basement one day"


me too... no basements in florida

ToddPacker said...

i2i with jug

ToddPacker said...

do they have basements in space, jug?

blue said...

I have a basement...it's full of boxes and shit. it's unfinished and will stay that way

ToddPacker said...

that rev pic still makes me crack up

tem69 said...

OK I am 3 comments off from yesterday, but this is close enough. Yesterday's stats:

El Pad 87 8.2%
BBB 19 1.8%
tem 176 16.7%
blue 145 13.7%
beth 27 2.6%
deke 44 4.2%
TP 43 4.1%
jug 30 2.8%
Keith 147 13.9%
zeke 76 7.2%
teejer 40 3.8%
Rev 34 3.2%
Kod 37 3.5%
freak 77 7.3%
spiff 18 1.7%
Lou 26 2.5%
Mills 1 0.1%
tyler 29 2.7%

tem69 said...

"I have a basement...it's full of boxes and shit. it's unfinished and will stay that way"

same. assuming I = fmtem.

jugdish said...

No basements in space...no houses to put over a basement...yet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: Last night's conversation about starting wildfires.


Some dickhead got arrested yesterday for starting a fire in CA.

ToddPacker said...

tem i would like to see those stats sorted from highest % to lowest %


regards

ToddPacker said...

real comment over the office pa:


may i have your attention please, for those of you interested in learning how to work the new vending machines, there is a demonstration going on in 10 minutes

tem69 said...

tp:

tem 176 16.7%
Keith 147 13.9%
blue 145 13.7%
El Pad 87 8.2%
freak 77 7.3%
zeke 76 7.2%
deke 44 4.2%
TP 43 4.1%
teejer 40 3.8%
Kod 37 3.5%
Rev 34 3.2%
jug 30 2.8%
tyler 29 2.7%
beth 27 2.6%
Lou 26 2.5%
BBB 19 1.8%
spiff 18 1.7%
Mills 1 0.1%

El Padrino said...

TP works at Bellevue

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pumpkin pie is delicious.


Don't buy pre-made pumpkin bread, you gotsta make it yourself

tem69 said...

tp, you have to go to that just to see what the hell they could possibly tell you.

tem69 said...

it's like when fmtem's dad tried to show me how to use a lawn mower.

WTF.

tem69 said...

the pumpkin bread at the pumpkin fest was made on site, but i guess technically it was pre-made as it was made before i bought it.

jugdish said...

TP...is it one of those ice cream machines with the vaccuum hose?

blue said...

they have weird vending machines in space

El Padrino said...

Tp are they in Arabic?

jugdish said...

No, this one is on a ground.

tem69 said...

"TP...is it one of those ice cream machines with the vaccuum hose?"


say what now? ice cream machine with a hose?

ToddPacker said...

just walked by to check out the new vending machines.... yeah one is the vacuum hose deal.... the other one is huge... drinks and snacks in one machine.... it has a credit card slot, a 20" lcd screen and a quick-pay thumb print deal.... i think the demonstration was on how to set up the thumb print thing

ToddPacker said...

thank you for sorting, tem69

jugdish said...

TP...use the hose one, its worth your 1.25 if you haven't seen it yet. I wonder who thinks of that shit.

jugdish said...

The ice cream machine with a hose...its an ice cream machine with a chest freezer in it with the ice cream sorted out. When you pay and make you selection, the top opens up, and this arms moves over the kind you want, and lowers this vacuum hose down until it touches the ice cream. then it fires up the vacuum and it sucks the ice cream thing up against it...picks it up, and drops it in the dispenser.

Mills said...

the hose one? i have not seen this yet? what does the hose do you hosers?

blue said...

NASA makes cool vending machines

jugdish said...

Mills...stop talking. sit a few rounds out.

ToddPacker said...

actual email:


The Vending Machine Technician is in the Main Breakroom on the 3rd floor and will be here until 12:30.

El Padrino said...

wow, those sound cool

ToddPacker said...

"Vending Machine Technician" cracked me up

blue said...

I want a vending machine that takes credit cards...i never have cash on me.

tem69 said...

i think i have seen a hose one. it rings a bell.

ToddPacker said...

"I want a vending machine that takes credit cards...i never have cash on me"


that does sound convenient... i will probably use that feature

tem69 said...

i think they have those already blue.

tem69 said...

at airports.

ToddPacker said...

i think i’m going to ask the vending machine technician if he is a certified VMT

ToddPacker said...

"at airports"


...and now my office

blue said...

the 20" lcd screen is boggling my mind...I wonder if you could hook up the vending machine to cable and watch tv

tem69 said...

"...and now my office"

ah yes, i totally missed the part about that.

i am dumb.

blue said...

that's ok tem69..math is not your strong suit.

jugdish said...

No kidding, a 20" LCD screen on a vending machine? My monitor is 19", and no candy or ice cream comes out of it.

tem69 said...

quick pay thumb print is awesome.

you need to steal someones thumb print somehow.


tp coworker -wtf i didn't buy 100 packs of skittles!

tp - apparently you did

tem69 said...

"My monitor is 19", and no candy or ice cream comes out of it."


100% chance if such a monitor exists that rev has it.

tem69 said...

"math is not your strong suit."

neither is reading apparently.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't come close to catching up.

tem69 said...

freaking southern drought might dry up the spring that the jack daniels distillery uses.

El Padrino said...

lets hope not tem, that would be terrible

blue said...

I don't think that'll happen..Jack Daniels will start seeding the clouds or something...or at least that's what they should do

blue said...

there is an epidemic of people getting their thumbs cut off to buy candy

blue said...

apparently this epidemic has made it difficult for LoV to type

El Padrino said...

anyone have any Midol?

weazy let me borrow yours, TPS is out of control.

Beth said...

"anyone have any Midol?"

Bad bloating EP?

El Padrino said...

beth,

El Pad said:
"this am's TPS reminds me of the day before mz el pad gets her period"

Beth said...

Ahhh, now I get it.

I still prefer to think of you being the bitchy, bloated and leaking one though.

blue said...

anal leakage?

blue said...

because you know those chips made with oleo will cause that

tem69 said...

gross.

HUNGRY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Am I caught up?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Super exciting Fantasy Question time!

Maggette for T. Chandler. Good or bad?

JFreak said...

I'm so horrible at FNBA.

JFreak said...

NHL 2k8 = B+

blue said...

are you giving or getting magette?

magette is going to have a big year because Brand is out and magette is in his contract year.

Chandler will give you good reb #'s and blocks, but not a lot of points.

El Padrino said...

sounds pretty even, i'd keep chandler though

JFreak said...

And I really don't like hockey, but it's always fun to play a video game about it.

blue said...

depends on the needs of your team, if you already have a rebounder, then chandler is expendable.

blue said...

magette will shoot a lot of FT too

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have Maggette, and I'm on love with him this season.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*in

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And I need blocks & boards

blue said...

I'm glad I didn't buy tickets to opening night for the nuggets...if Durant isn't going to play

isiah thomas said...

A+ start to the day, nice work.

ToddPacker said...

"you need to steal someones thumb print somehow.


tp coworker -wtf i didn't buy 100 packs of skittles!

tp - apparently you did"


tem is genius

isiah thomas said...

Why isn't Byron Leftwich's nickname "charmin"?

ToddPacker said...

don't sqeeze byron?

ToddPacker said...

or squeeze

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a pic for EP on my "blog"

ToddPacker said...

3 straight days of hitting the rev comment will be tough

isiah thomas said...

he's soft

ToddPacker said...

that's a funny pic, meiz

isiah thomas said...

Deke/Rev....splain yourselves.

So I'm talking to some various personnel people yesterday just trying to stay up on some things, when the conversations turns to Beli-cheat, and other forms of gamesmanship. So I mention to this one exec about how fired up Coach Joe was in recent weeks about the headsets going down in Philly and Green Bay this season, and this says that his teams has reported both of those clubs to the league for the same thing.

Seems like it's not a coincidence after all. This guy, whose team has played in Green Bay and Philly in the past two seasons, says that in both cases, at fairly critical junctures in the game, all of a sudden they lost headset communication.

"I think if you talk to teams around the league, you'll find there's definitely shenanigans going on in Green Bay and Philly," he said.

Mills said...

I have missed out. What is the Smokey Steve's "comment." 450 for his weight?

blue said...

450 is too easy to be "rev"

ToddPacker said...

meiz's pic reminds me, one time my son was showing me how to play 'simpsons road rage'.... his exact quote was "if you run over the old lady you get to steal her money"... he really seemed to enjoy running over old ladies

Mills said...

what is it then?

El Padrino said...

thnaks for the pic deke, i like

isiah thomas said...

the hottest chick in our office is a "cougher", she never covers her mouth. It's disgusting. But having D sized ti-tay's makes up for it.

El Padrino said...

so if i set my yahoo player rankings and my #1 guy is #1 on the rankings, that's who autodraft will give me right? Not yahoo's #1 guy........

blue said...

I can't wait for my son to explain video games to me

blue said...

or daughter

blue said...

autodraft should give you the players the way you rank them, not yahoo!'s rankings

isiah thomas said...

I believe that is correct EP.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"so if i set my yahoo player rankings and my #1 guy is #1 on the rankings, that's who autodraft will give me right? Not yahoo's #1 guy........"

Yes, if its in "your rankings"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke, who is Grampa Joe kidding. He doesn't actually use the headsets.

blue said...

it's not just GB and Philly...the broncos had trouble with that against buffalo

blue said...

I remember that being an issue a couple of times last season too.

El Padrino said...

sweet

El Padrino said...

we shouldn't have TO's has a stat

I vote to not use that

Keith S said...

Thank God I didn't go to Oregon State. What a bunch of pigs.

El Padrino said...

also no IR spot?
at least one, no?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. I'm trotting out Sage Rosenfels in the Yahoo league this week.

isiah thomas said...

the problem isn't him using the headset, its what he says into them.

Keith S said...

NBA doesn't have IR spots. They changed that rule last year I think.

Keith S said...

Oh, and a trip to Dr. J is setup for tomorrow morning. Go ahead and be jealous.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think hoops should be 11 categories.

blue said...

I had my neck ultrasounded yesterday...it was kind of cool. They were checking the thickness of my arteries or some shit. I guess they can predict heart problems through that.

blue said...

"the problem isn't him using the headset, its what he says into them"

gibb's headset doesn't go anywhere...it's like one of those toy headsets you can buy for kids. Grandpa doesn't realize that nobody can hear him.

isiah thomas said...

anyone else for the IR and TO suggestions?

personally I'd vote to keep TO's, as for the IR spot we can add one, we've got the same starting requirements as the Y! default but 2 more bench slots, so either way with or w/o the IR I'm fine.

thoughts?

Big Brother's Brother said...

Spacehog - In the Meantime

isiah thomas said...

good call keef, Y! doesn't give you the "IR" option either.

isiah thomas said...

FG%, FT%, 3PTM, PTS, REB, AST, ST, BLK, TO

what are the other 2 deke?

blue said...

add WHIP

blue said...

and Holds

Keith S said...

or PER

blue said...

MakoSharkII left us with this gem on WWL fan board:

"i've lived in SD for 21 years and NEVER has the situation been so dire"

thanks for the update makosharkII

Big Brother's Brother said...

we need to have moments of silence and think nice thoughts at this weekend's games.

it's the right thing to do.

tem69 said...

734 is rev mills.

it is his hat size. 7 3/4

El Padrino said...

ok but nash, lebron, kobe were all in top ten of TO's, why, because they touch the ball more than anyone else of course

isnt it a negative stat?

that doesnt sound like fun to me

i vote no on TO

blue said...

we should all start collecting money to send to the poor folks of sandiego who are losing their multimillion dollar homes..it's a tragedy

tem69 said...

TOs should be a stat.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FGM, FTM

blue said...

tem?

tem69 said...

and i am cool with 1 IR spot if yahoo! allows it.

blue said...

knowing is knowledge for weazy I guess

blue said...

I have no opinions on the stats for the FNBA league. I will most assuredly finish last either way

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I have no opinions on the stats for the FNBA league. I will most assuredly finish last either way"

Said the FMLB Champion.

Mills said...

734 is rev mills.

it is his hat size. 7 3/4
-------
its his hate size AND his weight? That has to be a record right?

Keith S said...

I don't like TOs either, but I'm a dumbshit so it doesn't matter.

blue said...

yes deke, but I know a ton more about basketball

Mills said...

I am not in your league, but I think TO's should count. It is something that would minimize somebody like Shaq.

You count fumbles and ints in football, you should do the same in b-ball.

blue said...

although i haven't played FNBA in about 13 years

blue said...

Is Hakeem Olajuwon still a good pick for the first round?

Keith S said...

Weaz using logic?

Big Brother's Brother said...

maybe if it was Akeem. ya know, back in his hey-day

blue said...

yes weazy, but we're not using NFL rules for FNBA..if that was the case each FG would be worth 3 pts

Keith S said...

Some FG are worth 3 pts

blue said...

yes, but not each FG

Keith S said...

Semantics

tem69 said...

wha?

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