Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Stuff

OK, so really I got nothing today. I didn't watch the Rockies win, but apparently there was some controversy. Blue can fill me in later. I watched the Bengals game, I was wrong, they lost. Although Carson/Kenny/Chad did just enough to get me a fantasy win, which is nice. Good thing the other team played terribly. Speaking of fantasy, check out my Yahoo! roster and then awe in amazement at how that lineup scored like it did. Ike Hilliard and Brian Griese really performed well.

So last Saturday I went to a "minor league" MMA thing. The tickets were free and Butterbean was supposed to fight. But he didn't fight, so that sucked, but the rest of the night was just awesome. Basically it was a bunch of "minor league" fighters (my friend and I saw at least 20 fights), their stripper girlfriends and me and my friend. I have no clue why each of the fighters had at least 1 stripper girl with him, but they did. After the fights the fighters would come out into the "stands" and cheer for the other fights and say "oh man, I could whup him good." Even the fighter that got knocked the fuck out in 20 seconds was saying that. I would have laughed hard at him had there not been lots of strippers to look at. Which is good, because he would have beaten the crap out me. Unless I outran his fat ass. Anyway, it was just an awesome night and I highly recommend attending any "minor league" MMA thing. I think this was called Fightfest or something. If you go chances are solid that you will see at least 3 people get knocked out cold and see at least 20 strippers who think flashing Herb Dean is a great idea. Oh yeah, I forgot, Herb Dean was there and reffing. He was a nice guy, my friend got his picture taken with him.

Random Side Note : Apparently all polar bears are left handed and ducks quacks don't echo. WTF.

Movie review of a movie tem has never seen:

Today's movie is Thelma and Louise. This movie is about 2 crazy chicks who drive off of a cliff together. They are crazy bitches who never get naked. Which is good because I don't think you want to see either of them naked. Well maybe one of them, in that curious way where you don't really want to do anything to her, but you just wonder what she looks like naked. Anyway, I think one of them accidentally steals a pack of chewing gum from a gas station and doesn't realize it until later. But unbeknownst to the crazy bitches some dude robbed the station right after and drove a car that looked really similar to theirs. So the cops chase the bitches and not the real criminal. Then they catch the bitches and the bitches are worried because they stole gum and its in the south and they might get hung. So they call their cousin from NY, who is a lawyer. He comes down, hilarity ensues, he bangs Beth (as all lawyers do), his dumb girlfriend saves the day and Thelma and Louise drive off a cliff together in celebration.

2.5 helmet stickers out of 5.

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jugdish said...

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tem said...

i am honored to have jug as comment 1.

also great post today jug.

jugdish said...

On the radio this morning they were saying that Holliday was acting down there and wasn't really hurt. He got a mouthful of dirt in that slide, I don't think he was acting.

ToddPacker said...

jug does nice work

ToddPacker said...

i'm not a fan of your sad mr met pic

jugdish said...

On some level, you think it is funny.

El Padrino said...

Schoneweiss is gone tp.

one down 10 to go

jugdish said...

I saw a headline this morning that he was on roids?

ToddPacker said...

yeah i saw that, ep..... i want to know when willie will be gone

El Padrino said...

"a survivor of testicular cancer"

no wonder he sucked, he has no balls!!

El Padrino said...

Schoenweiss has no balls

ToddPacker said...

"On some level, you think it is funny"


you're probably right

jugdish said...

Lance Armstrong won 7 Tours with no balls.

blue said...

I had to sit behind a 12 year old who was in dire need of some ritalin

jugdish said...

but you stayed for the whole thing right?

blue said...

"Lance Armstrong won 7 Tours with no balls."

he was more aerodynamic

ToddPacker said...

you should have hit that kid, blue

blue said...

"but you stayed for the whole thing right?"

hell yes I did.

tem said...

but blue, your team won and that is all that matters.

blue said...

I did smack him one time.

blue said...

I'm not sure if they won or not. From what I hear Matt Holliday still hasn't touched the plate. Maybe he came back out of the lockerroom to touch it.

Beth said...

"Lance Armstrong won 7 Tours with no balls."

Actually he had 1 ball, which makes his wins more impressive as I'd think 1 ball is less streamlined than 2.

And for the record, I've never banged a NY lawyer. That's the 1 state I'm missing...

Beth said...

Congrats to the Rockies Blue. I'd say THAT'S your real b-day present.

jugdish said...

Just making sure you had balls.

From what I saw Holliday didn't touch the plate. The ump hesitated, saw that Barrett didn't have the ball, and called him safe.

blue said...

Willie will stay

blue said...

does beth have one of those maps of the US, and stickers for all the states she's banged a lawyer from?

jugdish said...

Its a tatoo map.

El Padrino said...

"And for the record, I've never banged a NY lawyer. That's the 1 state I'm missing..."


Studying to take the Bar as we speak.....

El Padrino said...

that fat woman, i hope she was handicapped cuz if not she doesnt belong in those seats

Beth said...

"Studying to take the Bar as we speak....."

I don't know EP, based on the events of the last few weeks I have a feeling any attorney from NY would collapse/choke before they could complete the task.

tem said...

hahaha, beth is bringing the heat.

El Padrino said...

Nonsense Elizabeth, I've had more all nighters than REV at the late night Wedny's window.

Beth said...

EP, staying up all night saying "I don't understand it, this has never happened to me before!" doesn't qualify as an "all-nighter" in my book. :-)

jugdish said...

Try the mango.

tem said...

TPS is a raging monster that can't be ignored today.

tem said...

I put up a good fight though.

El Padrino said...

"I don't understand it, this has never happened to me before!"

equivalent to

"I've never done this before or I ususally don't act this way"

as we 69 in short stay motel

Beth said...

"I've never done this before or I ususally don't act this way"

Actually, I prefer "I usually don't drink that much tequila..."

blue said...

A bunch of the nuggets were at the game last night...Iverson, K-mart, Nene....they didn't zoom in on nene to close because he looked like he had ate about 42 footlong hotdogs.

El Padrino said...

tequilla, right
a good one

El Padrino said...

nice moview review btw
i like how you tied in My Cousin Vinny which I'm sure you probably didnt see either

blue said...

somebody at the game last night had a sign that said

"tulo-git 2 quit" I wanted to find them and smash them.

El Padrino said...

anyone see letterman making paris hilton cry on monday night?

El Padrino said...

Blue, your mission if you shoose to accept it, is to find them and smash them into pieces.

blue said...

I saw it on youtube

El Padrino said...

Funny Conan vid out there that i must admit is funny but i will not link it, it's in regards to the mets.

Beth said...

Don't worry EP, I'll be glad to link the Conan Mets clip for you.

blue said...

the rockies chose not to wear goggles to celebrate last night...that gives them a distinct toughness advantage over the phillies.

jugdish said...

That, and that fact that Holliday ate dirt at the end of the game and liked it.

blue said...

He's gotta win the NL MVP award right? I know Prince hit 50 HR, but Holliday won 2 of the 3 legs of the triple crown in the NL and was like 4th in HR.

blue said...

Randy Moss is on pace to have over 2K yards receiving this year. That would be some kind of a record I bet.

jugdish said...

I would think so, but you know people are all about the long ball. That's why Braun will probably win ROY even though he is a train wreck in the field.

blue said...

the record is 1848 for a season

blue said...

I'd give Braun the ROY. His offensive numbers are unbelievable for a rookie

El Padrino said...

and he played in the minors for what 7 weeks?

El Padrino said...

thanks beth, knew i could count on you

thejaywhite said...

Count your lucky pennies TJW is here for a bit

blue said...

teej, i've been reading your blog...good stuff

El Padrino said...

nice jorts

thejaywhite said...

You've been reading what blog?...Ive taken the old one down and the new one isnt up yet

blue said...

this blog

thejaywhite said...

thats funny..i actually moved away from grik...so hes no longer in the picture...Im with a bunch of the old crew..my highschool buddies now..and no that doesnt mean kids in highschools it means kids i grew up with....im watchin californication right now..best show on tv

tem said...

philly phanatic lost a lot of weight for that conan shoot.

tem said...

and i have seen my cousin vinny.

pretty much all of my reviews just morph into a summary of a movie i have actually seen.

blue said...

a guy sent me a link to this chick for pac10 poon. She's an ASU cheerleader who became a porn star...awesome.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I come into work & I find Brauntosaurus talk. Nice.


Matt Holliday is the NL MVP.

tem said...

tjw and grik broke up?

that is sad news.

El Padrino said...

excellent

tem said...

i had tjw and grik as my vote for hike school sweethearts that would eventually tie the knot and have little kids together.

blue said...

grik didn't like the way the chin hair felt on his balls...he kept asking the teej to shave but teej liked to keep it scruffy

tem said...

pac10 poon is just fantastic.

tem said...

wtf is Brauntosaurus talk?

blue said...

Brauntosaurus is the nickname for Ryan Braun....that's a much better nickname than Tulo...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hebrew Hammer

tem said...

i thought A Rod won the NL MVP for his stellar interleauge play.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Crazy Jew That Straight Mashes

tem said...

Brauntosaurus talk kilt it.

blue said...

Rockies poon was impressive last night. Nothing like an october baseball game to bring out all the slutty young women of denver. too bad they had to cover themselves all up by like the 6th inning

blue said...

there were 2 chicks who sat behind me who were definitely poontastic. I kept turning around to get a good look.

Spaceman Spiff said...

true, i saw some good poon in the stands on TV

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone in the espn comments last night was talking bout how the replay of holliday sliding shows that he broke his arm, uhhhhhhhhhhh yea, good eye

tem said...

bengals game had good poon.

was the rockies game on national TV?

El Padrino said...

WTF with TBS
when did this happen?

i dont get it in HD so the chances of me watching NLDS games are slim

Spaceman Spiff said...

soooooooo the longoria 'sex tape' was actually a skit on will ferrell's funny or die site. Some sites just tried to scam people into paying for it.

thejaywhite said...

zekeeeeeeeeee

blue said...

Directv just added TBS in HD....how did TBS get the NL playoffs?

El Padrino said...

i dont get it in hd
i'm angry about this

tem said...

i get no sort of TBS HD.

El Padrino said...

ZEKE

GUILTY!

YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

could be worse, mets could be in the playoffs and you wouldn't be able to see them in HD.

isiah thomas said...

I didn't harrass no bitch.....

I treat a bitch like 7-Up....I never have...I never will...

isiah thomas said...

TBS needs to boot off Cal from the studio show and bring in Kenny and Charles.

It works for basketball....why not try it for MLB.

Padres.....gone fishin.

isiah thomas said...

I've seen some of the ex ASU cheerleaders stuff, she's got a decent enough body.

blue said...

Pac-10 poon updated..today's cheerleaders, Washington State.

isiah thomas said...

Starbury found Jeebus:

But Marbury did bring a flash of enlightenment to the table Monday at the Knicks' media day, at least partly explaining his summer of bizarre behavior by revealing he has undergone a religious awakening.

"What was the highlight of my summer? When I gave myself to Jesus Christ. The day it happened was June 29," Marbury said. "What happened to me was I was able to see myself outside of myself. I was able to look in the mirror and really see myself. I saw the person who I wanted to be, and who I was looking at."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Marbury's a nimrod.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Does anybody else laugh every time they visit PTP?

El Padrino said...

and he said he's not interested ina ring anymore

thejaywhite said...

Who is this hoser that is impersonating me, eh?

thejaywhite said...

TJW with a hundo.

thejaywhite said...

Take your jorts and go home TheFakeWhite.

thejaywhite said...

FU DER

thejaywhite said...

Wow, it's dead in here, eh.

blue said...

florida has a freshman safety named Major Wright...he's helping keep the Maj name alive and well...

Major Harris>Major Wright>Major Applewhite

blue said...

a teej against teej slapper

El Padrino said...

homeade vid of that rockie win last night

i love the kid who uruns out with the box of tshirts

seems like a cool gig to have

thejaywhite said...

Wow, that was a great comeback there you hoser.

thejaywhite said...

Holliday is slow. I would have made that slide no problem.

blue said...

there was a guy who ran onto the field right after that from the stands. He ran for quite a while before security caught him.

thejaywhite said...

I bet you Holliday runs like a 4.9 40. I would smoke him.

blue said...

they brought out a ton of security starting in the bottom of the 9th...then after the game like 35 motorcycle cops...there was a lot of security

blue said...

there's no doubt that teej would have scored easily on that flyball....probably standing up.

thejaywhite said...

I gotta go to my 5th period English Class. TJW: out.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't forget to use proper punctuation on your arithmetic.

Keith S said...

No wonder teej took down his post and disappeared for a while. He's been training for this

El Padrino said...

just wrong keef, wrong

Spaceman Spiff said...

feels so right

El Padrino said...

zeke sent u a yahoo thingie

Tyler said...

BIO responded to my time travel comment:

"Tyler, my inspiration for the thought was George Carlin's story about what do you do if you haven't done your Easter duty while on a ship at sea, and then you cross the International Date Line...could you get out of having sinned by crossing back over? I just had to try to adapt it to the old guy not being around last week."

Spaceman Spiff said...

i cant stop watching this guy shoot himself in the temple

isiah thomas said...

what do Keef Hernandez and Clyde Frazier say?

REJECTED!

Keith S said...

I got an email last week with the video of that guy. Crazy.

isiah thomas said...

I think I might start leaving the same comment for all new BIO posts:

"Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. I could fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings."

El Padrino said...

spiff, i sent u one too

blue said...

fly high....high against the sky

isiah thomas said...

the keeper league is surprisingly competitive, except for Deke, freak and spiff.

Spaceman Spiff said...

keeper league = bulger

El Padrino said...

meiz i sent u sumtin

isiah thomas said...

spiffg what was that guy arrested for?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've expelled shit 7 times since 7:00 today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP's favorite ballplayer is on WWL front page. sweet.

ToddPacker said...

that's not funny, meiz

Beth said...

Spiff, now you've attracted my morbid curiosity. How do I get a copy of that suicide video?

Spaceman Spiff said...

bible on suicide guy

he had already shot someone so dont know why they wouldnt search him.

isiah thomas said...

don't be like the Met(S) and choke on breaking your record Deke.

isiah thomas said...

Beth how are we getting your pic for tomorrow's post?

isiah thomas said...

blessed be, spiffg.

Spaceman Spiff said...

link directly to video, so dont click unless you want it to open right now

isiah thomas said...

Certain political activists representing the Latino community expressed outrage, claiming Cerna's death to have been murder rather than suicide, with the deputies as the perpetrators. La Voz de Aztlan and other groups believe that, apparently, deputies gave the suspect (who had already allegedly shot one officer) a loaded handgun for the purpose of killing himself.

w-t-h. a murder rather than a suicide. Whoever argued this should be shot themselves. w-t-h.

Beth said...

Thanks spiff, I actually had followed the wiki link to snopes.com to see it. Snopes is interesting in that they talk a bit about the officer's reaction and how the video doesn't look as dramatic as hollywood would've made the shooting look.

Keith S said...

Hollywood dramatizes things?

blue said...

hollywood makes things funnier

Beth said...

And for my pic tomorrow, I've decided on a pic my bf took on the 4th of July that's me in a bikini top from the waist up. I figured what the hell though, I'm not going to worry about cropping it as it's a relatively tame pic and I've already posted a face pic on here awhile back (although this one is much more recent).

I've currently got an IT friend posting it on a secure site somewhere as he suggested I'd want to give it a little protection. :-) I can email the link to an LOV member with posting privilages (Tem or EP?) as soon as I get the link from my friend.

Keith S said...

Did you explain to the "friend" the reason you need the pic? That was probably an amusing conversation.

El Padrino said...

sure email it to me

thejaywhite said...

Beth likes to use protection? Who knew. TJW hates using domes.

blue said...

why does it need to be on a secure site?

Keith S said...

Beth must have made her rounds with all the lawyers, and she's moved on to the IT department.

Beth said...

Keith, my friend actually helped me choose the picture. I needed an objective guy opinion. :-) Of course he was a little surprised I'd agreed to do it.

Beth said...

Blue, actually I think it's more that it can't be copied rather than it's a secure site. Otherwise there's no control over it and you never know where it might end up later. Pac10poon anyone? :-)

isiah thomas said...

Keith, my friend actually helped me choose the picture. I needed an objective guy opinion. :-) Of course he was a little surprised I'd agreed to do it.


He obviously doesn't know the "real" beth then.

Beth said...

I mean hell, EP's bicep pic could be all over the internet by now for all we know! :-)

Keith S said...

I imagine the email going something in advance.

Hi, can you help me pick out a picture of my boobs that I can post for a blog with a bunch of weird dudes that I don't know. Thanks in advance.
Please advise

Regards

Bambi

El Padrino said...

beth my email is on my blog (in the comments of the latest post)
let me kno when you've copied it

El Padrino said...

beth if you google image "Jack Johnson" it's the third pick on the second row.

El Padrino said...

my bicep that is

El Padrino said...

spiff and meiz offers are out there
lets wake up

Beth said...

On a half serious note though, I'm putting myself out there on this (it's obviously different for a woman than for a guy to do this), and while I'm expecting some teasing and jokes, hopefully it'll all remain good-natured.

El Padrino said...

beth you can count on me for that positive feedback

Tyler said...

So, you're saying that once someone posts it on the main page tomorrow, I can't take a screenshot and then rasterize it at 600dpi in Photoshop, save it off and then do whatever I want to it (like email it to SECpoon)? Because no one would think to do that.

Tyler said...

There always a work-around.

blue said...

I don't understand how you can "secure" this picture

blue said...

tyler i2i

blue said...

but nobody would do that

Beth said...

Hey, I'm not an IT person Tyler, but supposedly it'll be protected.

And I've got your email now EP, expect an email sometime later today I'd think.

blue said...

Beth is in the trust tree

El Padrino said...

everyone STFU and let beth post whatever pic she wants

if she wants to post her cameltoe so be it, who are we to judge

blue said...

do you have to sleep with this IT guy for him to "secure" the picture?

because if that's the deal, that guy is smrt

Beth said...

Not that anyone here would post it on a site without asking me, but I don't feel like seeing Spiff posting it again in a year or 2 like he's done with kod's pic. :-)

El Padrino said...

OK

Tyler said...

Good point EP. STFU right now.

blue said...

yeah, spiff, where's that picture of KOD (S)

Tyler said...

*I'm STFU right now.

blue said...

beth gets LoV member of the month for October

Beth said...

All I'm saying about my IT buddy is that he might've commented on LOV at some point, and that I've never actually met him in person but I trust him.

That's all I'm saying about him but that should give you all something to think about... :-)

Beth said...

One thing for sure though, it's NOT a cameltoe picture. :-)

blue said...

damnit Lou

El Padrino said...

H

Beth said...

But realize of course that I would only pick a picture that I think is quite flattering. :-)

ToddPacker said...

beth is friends with striped shirt guy?

isiah thomas said...

H

H is a crotch-grabbing debt collector, not in IT.

blue said...

I can't believe you'd trust Lou

blue said...

i kid, I kid

isiah thomas said...

beth I give you our word that the pic will only be used for good, and not evil.

Tyler said...

Your IT Buddy is Dan The Man? And "IT Buddy" that's code, like FWB, right?

El Padrino said...

I'm awaiting that email with my fly open.

Beth said...

"beth is friends with striped shirt guy?"

Nice guess, but just remember, Shamoff does run his own site... :-)

isiah thomas said...

did your IT buddy give you colored bracelets to wear?

isiah thomas said...

I'm awaiting that email with my fly open.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAH

blue said...

she got CEO WC to help her out...he's offering consulting services

thejaywhite said...

TJW is back..anyone here watch californication

blue said...

I listened to the album

isiah thomas said...

its supposed to be 96 today, still hot-r-n a hibachi.

I said STILL HOT-R-N A HIBACHI.

isiah thomas said...

californication

Please advise? Is it better than Degrassi?

thejaywhite said...

its awesome..its a showtime show with david duchovny..best show on TV...duchovnys character is the coolest guy on tv ever

isiah thomas said...

Beth, quesssstion:

will we be able to see the back tat in this pic?

thejaywhite said...

and i dont just throw that out there...hes cooler than zack, AC, dylan (90210), joey jeremiah (degrassi), the only guy who can compare to him is ARI on entourage..but Ari isnt THE MAIN Character...

isiah thomas said...

its awesome..its a showtime show with david duchovny


you lost me with "duchovny"

isiah thomas said...

teej are you up for a quick Q&A?

blue said...

I don't like Sci-fi very much

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