Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Mr. Mulligan, I presume?

ok so i have very little idear what is poppin in sports lately. vacation last week and other shit has left me very little time to pay too much attention to these types of things. hell, i got that 360 and have turned it on once. once. and it was for literally about 5 minutes. eff that.

so i will do what any good sports reporter would do and rip straight from the headlines. wait, maybe i should be a sports commentist. sports communist? i think we have a few here.

anyways, ya know that hit that Trent Green dropped on that lineman/big fat dude.. ok, the bitch went straight to his knees. Keith Olbermann instantly had him as the "nfl idiot of the week" or whatever.. they totally breezed past the part of the story where Green took a cheap shot on him and couldve totally mangled the guy's knees. they didnt even make a comment like "well i can understand why he's so mad, but now is not the time to taunt and keep saying these comments". they just kept ragging on the guy for still talking shit in the post-game interview. yeah yeah, he shouldve shut up about it... but in all honesty, if youre gonna make that type of hit, you deserve what you get. and the only reason anyone is even concussed, it's cause its Mr Paper himself on the receiving end. i'm not saying taunt the dude and stand over his limp body like a total asshole like he did. you cant tell the dude was absolutely not moving at all? really? or are you that hopped up on GHB to realize? i dont know.. im saying that was an asshole move, definitely. i'm just saying the dude had and has a total right to answer questions regarding the hit being a bitch-ass cheap shot. if someone wouldve dont that hit on any QB, there would be massive outrage and the teams probably wouldve had a brawl. i dont care for double standards and thats exactly what wouldve happened, we'd be talking about protecting the QBs and the ruthless nature of football and how you cant hit a prone guy and all that bullshit.

god forbid if it wouldve been a black quarterback.

Leinart is out. sucks to be you, buddy. go find Tara Reid and wear her out.

haysoos creesto, Vinny Testaverde is coming back. Panthers, just give up.

i enjoy watching Romo cause he's aight as a player and he makes some good plays and is pretty exciting to watch.. i'm just glad that mofo has to wear a helmet. i dont think i can stand looking at his stupid dimpled cheeks all the time. i just keep waiting for him to talk like a total hillbilly and throw in 'yeehaw' and 'aww shucks'. maybe even a 'yuk yuk' for good measure.

and i didnt read this, but since it involves Gilbert, it is good enough to read. hanging with the hibachi

and if i missed anything or you wanted to read something different here today... then think up those thoughts in your head and have a grand ol' time. dont necessarily tell us about em, but go ahead and think them.

your boss is coming.
(enter cheesy Beth pun here)

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Spaceman Spiff said...

tony homo

Big Brother's Brother said...

"And BBB, I'll act like its really your analysis til I find it in a google search on some blogger's personal page..."

hilarious.

and i wanted to, but i couldnt rock the Copy/Paste 2 weeks in a row. i have standards, ya know.

Big Brother's Brother said...

spiff with the hand-over-mouth 'Oh Snap!'

tem said...

another excellent outing by bbb.

El Padrino said...

i cant stand romo
the whole rags to riches thing (Div II qb = Dallas QB)
the dumbass smile, the jokes, and the fact that his first name is tony pisses me off

El Padrino said...

his name should be Clay or some shit like that

tem said...

and he is/was banging carrie underwood.

El Padrino said...

no hot water this am in my house
old fuck better have it fixed before i get home or they'll be some ruckus on West 9th st.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how did meiz do last night bowling??"

Meiz did not try, again. I don't even pay attention to my scores. I just get up there, throw the ball, and walk back to the bar.

I don't like my team. My freshman math teacher taught me an important lesson in life.

"When the going gets tough, just quit. It's easier that way."

Keith S said...

I don't get the media talking about the Rockies being favorites over the Dbacks, and they use the last series of the season as a reason. The Dbacks won the first game which locked up the best record in the NL, so they didn't have anything left to play for and subsequently lost the last 2 games.

Keith S said...

mize is not a team player.

Keith S said...

I know the Rox & Tulo have won 18 of 19 or something like that, but they've been sitting around for 5 days too, which can only hurt them.

El Padrino said...

did i hear corrcetly keef that there are plenty of good seats available?

ToddPacker said...

i think it'll be a rockies/indians ws

blue said...

I heard there are like 12k seats still available for the games in PHX.

Keith S said...

I heard 10,000 available for the first 2 games. I don't know if that's 10k for each or total.

Keith S said...

Fans here are weird, because nobody is from here so they all are fans of the team where they are from. The only team that seems to have a lot of support is the Suns. I think it'll be close to sold out by game time though.

Keith S said...

I went to NLCS and WS games in 2001 here and they were sold out by game time, so I don't think it'll be different now.

blue said...

maybe the fans know that the d-bags won't beat the rockies so why even bother.

Keith S said...

I hope it's not the Indians, though. I fucking hate them.

Keith S said...

That's probably it, blue.

ToddPacker said...

is there a blue/keith bet on the series?

Keith S said...

Yeah, pretty much the same as the TP/EP bet.

ToddPacker said...

loser changes his pic for a week?

Keith S said...

Name & pic I think.

Keith S said...

Weird bet because I'm not really a Dbacks fan, I just want to go to a WS game again. I think blue said the same thing, except not about the Dbacks.

ToddPacker said...

keith you're a reds fan, right

blue said...

I just like to be able to talk shit

blue said...

nuggets won last night

Keith S said...

TP
Yep, unfortunately.

Keith S said...

When is the LoV FNBA draft?

blue said...

I think it's the sunday before the season starts, so October 28th

blue said...

Camby had 23 rebounds...pre-season is awesome

Keith S said...

Nene is large.

Keith S said...

tp
Tailgate this week?

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

I just had some mini chocolate doughnuts.

El Padrino said...

auto draft will be destroying another team

ToddPacker said...

"tp
Tailgate this week?"


florida doesn't play this week.... i'm heading down to miami to visit my brother

ToddPacker said...

florida has zero home games in october (florida georgia on oct 27 is in jax)

Keith S said...

That sucks.

El Padrino said...

yeah it sucks he cant tailgate for the 7th or 8th time this year

boo fuckin hoo

El Padrino said...

selfish sob's

Keith S said...

There's a guy who tailgates right next to us, he's probably about 45-50 and he wears jorts every game, and they are tight, and not cool tight. TP, do you come to Tempe for ASU home games?

isiah thomas said...

and......back.

ToddPacker said...

"TP, do you come to Tempe for ASU home games"


no, the only time i go to AZ is to watch the buckeyes get destroyed

ToddPacker said...

woo woo

El Padrino said...

what up ezekiel

buy some dbags tix, they need you

ToddPacker said...

"yeah it sucks he cant tailgate for the 7th or 8th time this year"


only been 4 tailgates so far.... jax will make 5 and then there is still 3 more home games in nov.... so ep is right it'll be 8 tailgates for the season.... that's a lot of jorts

Keith S said...

"no, the only time i go to AZ is to watch the buckeyes get destroyed"


GFY

Keith S said...

lull

Keith S said...

zeke kilt LoV

El Padrino said...

Clear! Sienna Miller naked, wake up LOV

Keith S said...

Chaz Sheen is weird

blue said...

phuck blogger

blue said...

blogger is delaying my PTP post

El Padrino said...

Oh Chazz wtf

tem said...

when did anyone think chaz was normal?

Keith S said...

He seemed normal in Met at Work.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TPS was killin me

blue said...

new PTP

blue said...

he's really charlie estevez...i would call him that if I ever met him.

blue said...

"He seemed normal in Met at Work."

was Met at work the movie where the Mets gave up on the baseball season with 17 games left so they could all become garbagemen?

El Padrino said...

glorious ptp today

Keith S said...

yes blue, that was the one. I think it was straight to VHS.

tem said...

He was normal in Hot Shots.

Keith S said...

Not so much in Part Deux

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have FNBA fever. I can't wait

tem said...

is there a FNBA league?

blue said...

yes tem...you are commish

Keith S said...

I thought jug was commish.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need a funny team name for my $$$ league.

Keith S said...

Punk Ass Bitches

isiah thomas said...

I love the new PTP banner at the top.

Was that T's handywork?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Not so much, Keith.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes, Tyler did that.

or Jug. I'm not sure

blue said...

it was jug

tem said...

jugler

Keith S said...

poondish

tem said...

catty wampus.

Keith S said...

The Chairman got posterized last night.

blue said...

the bucks won though, so Yi was happy

Lou said...

PTP Banner


Kudos.

Keith S said...

I'm guaranteeing at least 2 quality PTP pics this weekend.

blue said...

that's a pretty bold guarantee

blue said...

the gauntlet has been thrown down

tem said...

The ombudswoman chick blasts TMQ in her latest article.

Too bad her latest article is almost as long and as boring as a TMQ article.

Keith S said...

Travis Pastrana is nuts

blue said...

link the ombudswoman

blue said...

lunch

Keith S said...

Remember that video game called Gauntlet? I think that was the name of it. What a great game.

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins game photos should be up on my 'blog' tomorrow

tem said...

ombudswhore

Keith S said...

Did you determine if crowd noise is piped in?

tem said...

gauntlet was cool.

tem said...

i bet there is a flash version you can play while at work.

Spaceman Spiff said...

could not determine, i was too close to the field, damn those were good seats

El Padrino said...

that's nutsssssss

El Padrino said...

the travis link

El Padrino said...

hundo

El Padrino said...

and 1

isiah thomas said...

great work spiffg on bringing the Skins good luck.

isiah thomas said...

I read that Travis Pastrami article this AM.

crazy.

Dood is inviting death to his door.

Spaceman Spiff said...

michelle tafoya just said on the radio that she was sposed to be a boy, and her parents had her named michael


fyi, you are a man

El Padrino said...

Michael Tafoya is what me and my friends call her.

NS

isiah thomas said...

she always has and always will be Mike Tafoya to me also.

isiah thomas said...

Mon/Tues comments.

Can someone hook me with a summary on the good stuff?

Keith S said...

Lisa Salters was doing a game this weekend, I can't remember which one. But her shoulders are broad

El Padrino said...

who gives a fuck about tony stewart

tem said...

i am sure something good happened.

Keith S said...

"Mon/Tues comments.

Can someone hook me with a summary on the good stuff?"

Yankees lost. Florida lost. TP's dog is orbiting earth now. P10P is still full of awesomeness. Freak got dozens of new Colts SB Champ hats. EP has lots of hats and his wife has lots of shoes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck yes they are showing the skins/packers game out here, but wtf i dont get the pats/cowboys, have to watch SD/oak

isiah thomas said...

Stewart is a helluva driver, but a douchebag.

isiah thomas said...

I heard we only get Ten vs someone in the early game and only AZ vs whoever in the PM.

f-that.

2 lame games.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea zeke, i saw that zona got fucked in the coverage map

isiah thomas said...

Tenn/Tampa early then AZ/Panthers.

disgusting.

Spaceman Spiff said...

campbell was NFC player of the week

isiah thomas said...

deke - thanks for covering Monday's post, nice work.

but Wisco - wtf is happening with them?

isiah thomas said...

damn right he was spiffg. damn right.

isiah thomas said...

just checking saturday's scores....

VT...wow.
Missouri....wow.


Keef - ASU...what happened? Close game.

Keith S said...

Too much Washington talk.

Keith S said...

"Keef - ASU...what happened? Close game."

First close game they've had this year, so I'm not surprised they had a tough time on the road. Carpenter played like shit, Grossman-like, but the defense was solid. I think winning a close game like that is better than if they would have blown Wazzou out.

Keith S said...

And my sources tell me College Gameday is going to be here on Thanksgiving Day for ASU/USC.

Keith S said...

They need to handle business vs UW this week and not look ahead to Cal. This week's game scares me.

Keith S said...

And Ohio State/Kent State is a solid matchup in week 7.

WTF???

isiah thomas said...

Hoculli showing you jack johnson

isiah thomas said...

And my sources tell me College Gameday is going to be here on Thanksgiving Day for ASU/USC.


Let's hope ASU doesn't wet the bed in the 2nd half again.

isiah thomas said...

if ASU has a loss before then I doubt they'll show up.

ToddPacker said...

bad tps day

Keith S said...

Yeah no shit. But this year they've come out flat every game and then shut teams down in the 2nd half. But blue was right about Erickson's team being undisciplined. The number of personal foul penalties is ridiculous.

ToddPacker said...

florida v FSU is thanksgiving weekend.... that used to be a college gameday type game

blue said...

damn...hochuli is ripped

Keith S said...

"if ASU has a loss before then I doubt they'll show up."

It's the only game on Thanksgiving, and my "source" works for the Fiesta Bowl and has booked rooms for the Gameday crew at the Phoenician for that week.

tem said...

ten is versus tampa bay early.

Keith S said...

TB is my sleeper Survival Pool option.

tem said...

"hochuli is ripped"


he should get his own type of judge joe brown show.

tem said...

i would stay away from TB in survivor pools.

Keith S said...

tem
I was trying to mislead zeke & weazy. Thanks.

El Padrino said...

earnest graham and zach crockett in your face

isiah thomas said...

The Phoenician huh?

never been there, only driven by, the outside looks nice. I'm sure its hook da hook.

Keith S said...

Yes!!! In the face!!!!

isiah thomas said...

I'll guess I'll change my Tampa Bay pick then.

damn.

isiah thomas said...

I like Balt and SD this week.

El Padrino said...

i'm stoked Allan Houston is coming back

isiah thomas said...

EP I must say I'm surprised Coughlin has lasted this long this season.

If the Skins hadn't melted down I think he might be out of a job.

Keith S said...

I'm going either Cincy or Balt.

(ns)

isiah thomas said...

are his knees with him?

El Padrino said...

baltimore ATS are awful
i'm taking those 10 points all the way to the ice cream parlor on sunday

Keith S said...

That's a good place to take those points.

Keith S said...

The only better place than that may be the massage parlor.

tem said...

that is an imposing backfield.

El Padrino said...

jerk and squirt

isiah thomas said...

these are suicide pool picks EP. spread be damned.

Are you still alive in your 40K$ pool?

blue said...

the ice cream parlor?

Keith S said...

That's a good FNBA team name.

tem said...

cleveland would be my sleeper suicide pool pick.

blue said...

Denver won't lose...does that count for suicide?

tem said...

i like SEA and CHI too.

Keith S said...

That sucks that the relay team that Marion Jones ran on have to return their medals too. Poor bastardettes.

tem said...

denver might lose.

tem said...

then they can finish the season 4-13.

tem said...

track talk is F+ at best.

blue said...

I said 9-7 would be a realistic season for them. After last week, maybe 5-11

ToddPacker said...

good thing blue didn't buy SB tickets

Keith S said...

F= < D-

blue said...

sadly the broncos are only 1/2 game out of the division lead...8-8 might win the AFC west this year.

Keith S said...

*F+

tem said...

8-8 wins that thing for sure.

El Padrino said...

i plugged us to the writer and founder of metsblog.com

i submitted an application to become a beat reporter/blogger on the site and gave the LOV site as an example of my fine work

either I'll be swiftly rejected or taken in with open arms

either way, LOV benefits

Keith S said...

Good thing kod isn't here. All these symbols would kill him.

tem said...

7-9 might win it.

tem said...

good work el pad.

blue said...

Keith is a beat writer for PTP...

El Padrino said...

I also gave him a link to my blog which might have been a mistake since the last post i declared i was a cocksmith

ToddPacker said...

good luck with that, ep

tem said...

kod is at a conference. he goes to a lot of those. they should cancel some conferences and give the saved money to the injuns.

blue said...

lawdog conference=ldff '07

tem said...

" also gave him a link to my blog which might have been a mistake since the last post i declared i was a cocksmith"

that was probably a mistake.

but you can tell him that you are an associate of the PTP founder.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"That's a good FNBA team name."

The Ice Cream Parlor?

tem said...

mills never goes to conferences.

tem said...

we need a beth ruling on whether or not conferences are common for lawyer dudes.

blue said...

mills is a corporate lawyer...which means all he does is read contracts and strike things with red lines. And then when you have the contract about finished, he says it won't work and starts over.

ToddPacker said...

nice work on the p10p today, blue

blue said...

beth complaining about the lack of nail polish on one of the girls hands made me laugh..

tem said...

apparently my FNBA team is called The Poon Express.

blue said...

my team is "nameless" until the season gets closer and inspiration hits.

Keith S said...

"That's a good FNBA team name.

The Ice Cream Parlor?"

No, jerk & squirt.

ToddPacker said...

shouldn't that be "poony", rem

Keith S said...

"I also gave him a link to my blog which might have been a mistake since the last post i declared i was a cocksmith"

But you have a picture of your bicep so they'll know not to fuck with you.

ToddPacker said...

who's rem?

blue said...

"No, jerk & squirt."

I thought this was the new nickname for the weazy twins

blue said...

rem is tem's little brother, his name is ronald

tem said...

poony express, i like that.


yesterday i bitched at the mailman because a package from texas took 10 days to get to me. i told him the pony express would have been faster.

i wish i would have said poony express.

El Padrino said...

anything with poon in it is money

tem said...

tem is an only child. tem would have killed a sibling had he had one.

tem said...

The Poontastic Voyage
War and Poon
Poon and Peace
The Art of Poon
The Old Man and The Poon
Lord of The Poon
Poon of The Flies


I think El pad is right.

Keith S said...

Poon and Pooner

Keith S said...

Revenge of the Poon

tem said...

Lord Of The Rings : The Two Pooners

Tango and Poon

Hot Shots Part Poon

Poon at Work


I don't think it can fail.

Keith S said...

Fried Poon Tomatoes

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