Thursday, October 18, 2007

Madden Kangaroo

I'm left again on a day with no sports.

Oh, yeah, my 4 SB Champion hats arrived. Still makes me laugh.

I decided to buy a mini-season ticket package to some Pacers game. Figured I could go to a few of them, and sell the rest. Seemed like a good investment. Plus, I even thought to buy the "Big Name" package (Heat, Spurs, Cavs, etc), so even if the Pacers suck, the tickets will likely still be in demand.

On another ticket note, I will certainly be waiting in line on the Rockies and the Indians websites trying to buy World Series tickets. You could easily turn around and make 5 times what you paid for them.


Enough with talking. Sit back and enjoy.

Kangaroo + Race Track = Fun



This next one is a John Madden interview on Dave Letterman's show. Funnier than you would think.

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Eric Byrnes Molests Me said...

Madden video is pretty funny

Eric Byrnes Molests Me said...

And you all get to look at the molester all day.

You're welcome.

ToddPacker said...

57 LoVad (after 7:00) comments... not bad, but not good

ToddPacker said...

manny doesn’t care

ToddPacker said...

why is the rutgers/usf game not on the ncaa pick'em this week?

ToddPacker said...

usf will lose tonight

Beth said...

I don't think yahoo has ever had a Thursday night game included have they?

blue said...

fuck you freak. I hope you buy those tickets, and then can't sell them because of the quick turn-around time. Good luck with that.

blue said...

They're only selling 18K seats/game at MillerMolsonCoors field. That's ridiculous, considering it holds roughly 50K, and there aren't 32K season ticket holders.

ToddPacker said...

there have been thursday games on the pick'em before, beth

blue said...

the way to get around the ticket hounds would be to make all the tickets available only at the will call booth after purchase. If you want to spend the time and money to fly out to Denver to pick up tickets to sell, then you have my blessing.

blue said...

"there have been thursday games on the pick'em before, beth"

I don't think there have been this year. There have been Friday games though

blue said...

florida giving 6.5 @ Kentucky still boggles my mind.

blue said...

This is the week where Kansas loses

ToddPacker said...

"I don't think there have been this year. There have been Friday games though"


maybe that's what i was thinking of

ToddPacker said...

"florida giving 6.5 @ Kentucky still boggles my mind"


florida will win by at least 10

blue said...

I don't disagree that florida will win by at least 10, but to be favored, on the road, against a team that is ranked a lot higher than you, and beat one of the teams you lost to...just kind of weird.

ToddPacker said...

it is strange.... i think mentioned that earlier in the week when the line was 7

Beth said...

"florida will win by at least 10"

I totally agree TP. Hopefully that'll set them up just right for a letdown the following week. :-)

blue said...

beth is funny

ToddPacker said...

wishful thinking, beth... Florida owns UGA... 15-2 since 1990

Beth said...

Oh I agree TP, it's definitely wishful thinking with the way both UGA and UF have played so far this year. Even Richt is saying his defense isn't "mean" enough this year.

blue said...

the only way GA wins that game is if Tebow decides "fuck it, i'm all time QB" and starts running the offense for GA too.

Beth said...

And I'm curious TP, did you have to look up that 15-2 stat or did you actually know it off the top of your head? :-)

ToddPacker said...

"And I'm curious TP, did you have to look up that 15-2 stat or did you actually know it off the top of your head?"


jorts wearers know that stat... plus i was at 16 of those 17 games... didn't make the trip to athens when they were renovating the stadium in jax

ToddPacker said...

the loss in 99 hurt... the 2004 loss wasn't so bad because it was under the zook regime

ToddPacker said...

the 2 years UGA won the fans went crazy UGA fans celebrated like they won the NC

blue said...

if UGA wins...stafford will have sex with "UGA 17" or whatever number they are on with that dawg.

ToddPacker said...

uga poon is fantastic though, plus they get "dressed up" for the game.... i'm looking forward to jax in 2 weeks

ToddPacker said...

i think it's UGA IX, but i'm sure beth knows

blue said...

I had multiple people point out on PTP that the girls at ASU weren't doing the "shocker" sign, they were making the "pitchfork" sign.

I knew this already, but it's the same sign. I still think it's funny that ASU uses the "shocker" sign as a pitchfork.

Beth said...

Pretty sure it's UGA VI, but I think he's about to retire.

blue said...

That's one thing i'll give credit to the women of the SEC...they do get dressed up for the games...all lady like.

speaking of which, today will be trailer trash thursday on PTP.

blue said...

stripper robbing scheme

just wanted to get a heads up to LoV if they plan on hiring a stripper anytime soon.

tem said...

vacation day today and tomorrow.

blue said...

tem sucks

ToddPacker said...

does tem still get hungry at 11:30 on vacation days?

ToddPacker said...

LoV is on fire this week

ToddPacker said...

are freaks vids funny today?

Big Brother's Brother said...

bloque

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We all know that's Frank Caliendo, not Madden, right?

Big Brother's Brother said...

after one run through, new Jimmy Eat World is pretty solid.

ToddPacker said...

jimmy eat world is solid... i was going to use an acronym for jimmy eat world but changed my mind

ToddPacker said...

"We all know that's Frank Caliendo, not Madden, right?"


i heard rumor somewhere that frank caliendo is getting his own show... i think it's on tbs

Big Brother's Brother said...

tp is an old jew with white loafers

Big Brother's Brother said...

new JEW = happy pop

Big Brother's Brother said...

tp = old grouchy Pops

Big Brother's Brother said...

JEW is dark leather shoes with matching belt and socks.


full circle zizzle.

Big Brother's Brother said...

lady and overabundance of gents, it's amateur hour!!

ToddPacker said...

well done, bbb

Big Brother's Brother said...

now lemme see ya sliiiiiiide wit me, now sliiiiide wit me..

Big Brother's Brother said...

:arms chest high, elbows out:

pumpitpumpitpumpit

Big Brother's Brother said...

*shakin ass like a Fly Girl

Big Brother's Brother said...

'scuse me while i grab a refrigerator box and break it DOWN.


stand aside people, legs are gonna be flyin' urry'where..

ToddPacker said...

very rare dance z

Big Brother's Brother said...

let it be known, i'm
wearing theeze

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And now I have a bullshit project that'll take up a few hours.

TPS, LoV says "Fuck you".

Big Brother's Brother said...

they didnt know TP, they didnt know.

ToddPacker said...

knowing is knowledge

Big Brother's Brother said...

personal fav so far.. "Here It Goes"

ToddPacker said...

big casino is getting a lot of play on sirius

ToddPacker said...

tem was hungry 10 minutes ago

blue said...

I'm going to the doctor today for a physical...this goes against every thing I believe in, but cmblue has convinced me to go.

isiah thomas said...

a dancing z today, niiiiiice.

the bar has been raised.

pumpitpumpitpumpit

Big Brother's Brother said...

i hear the oonceoonceoonce and dat ass goes krazie

Big Brother's Brother said...

i may do the Twist, but i'm afraid that only TP will join me and subsequently break a hip

JFreak said...

Madden one is funny.

Kangaroo...well, who doesn't like seeing a 'roo almost hit by a car?

El Padrino said...

ooonce
ooonce
ooonce

oooonnnnccceee

ooonce
ooonce
ooonce

blue said...

new PTP...trailer trash thursday, is up.

blue said...

more bounce to the ounce

El Padrino said...

i do a mean butterfly

El Padrino said...

and my big fat sister namoi

JFreak said...

Travis Henry for Michael Bennett, eh?

El Padrino said...

poom poom rasha

El Padrino said...

yeah freak, i just sent that 10 minutes ago

whatta tink?

blue said...

the wife was watching one of the "bring it on" movies yesterday when I came home...the one with Hayden P, and Beyonce's little sister.

Horrible story, lots of hot chicks shaking their asses though.

JFreak said...

Well, I don't like it for the obvious reason, Travis Henry's probably gonna get suspended.

But...then again, what if he doesn't?

JFreak said...

"Henry's attempts to avoid league sanctions for his positive drug test seem like a long-shot to succeed, and we'd be surprised if he avoids a suspension. Still, it should be at least three weeks until Henry would face a suspension, and he will remain the Broncos' feature back in the meantime. On Thursday, a U.S. District Court Judge ordered both sides to file motions in two weeks, and he allowed another week for responses."

El Padrino said...

ah, if i was a superhero i'd ask for hindsight freak

i have RB depth, i'm taking a shot on Bennett being inserted as the starter in two weeks

your gamble, like you said is henry being available all year

he will at least be playing til late nov according to the courts

El Padrino said...

see

JFreak said...

Hey, EP, you still thinking about going to a Colts game next year?

El Padrino said...

yep, we are, next weekend is chicago btw

blue said...

He didn't inhale...it was all second hand smoke...he'll be cleared of all charges...OJ is innocent.

None of these statements is true

JFreak said...

"I will be out of the office starting 10/12/2007 and will not return until
10/22/2007.

Please contact John Roll or Tom Szwec. for assitance."

Keith S said...

ev-ry-bo-dy-clap-your-hands

blue said...

and while the broncos keep saying "he'll be our guy until he gets suspended"...Selvin Young is seeing more and more time in practice for preparation of when Henry is gone...I'd expect to see him start to steal carries

Keith S said...

reverse reverse

JFreak said...

Just an FYI, make sure you buy your tickets early.

This year, everything sold out in about a week and a half. And you don't want to buy from a ticket resale place if you don't have to.

El Padrino said...

that's my out of office message freak

El Padrino said...

freak keep me posted, your my eyes in ears in Indy for next year, i'll also need a list of hotels in the downtown area and local smut shops

thanks in advance

El Padrino said...

keef getting funkyfunkyfunky

El Padrino said...

either way blue i'm giving up a solid starter for the next 4 weeks at least for a shot, a shot that bennett ends up being the guy in TB

El Padrino said...

no gty he will

El Padrino said...

freak is lucas field gonna be in downtown Indy?

JFreak said...

Yeah, it's right next to where the Dome is.

El Padrino said...

how far is the aiport from there?

Keith S said...

Do I go with Bulger or Garrard this week?

JFreak said...

"Do I go with Bulger or Garrard this week?"

I'm pretty sure that the Jags are going to try to run on the Colts, and I'm not sure how well the Colts can stop them.

So you have to choose between crappy offense and offense that probably won't throw a lot.

JFreak said...

About 15 minutes or so

isiah thomas said...

pumpitpumpitpumpit

JFreak said...

I think I've become addicted to eBay.

Keith S said...

"So you have to choose between crappy offense and offense that probably won't throw a lot."

Pretty much sums up my season with that team.

isiah thomas said...

I'd go with Garrard.

Tyler said...

I'm now convinced that Manny Ramirez is functioning retarded.

Tyler said...

I have a trade on the table. Non-keeper league. I give Fitz and Westbrook for Derrick Ward and Steve Smith.

My team depth: RB=LJ, Portis, AP (Min), Jordan and Chris Brown. WR= Boldin, D Bowe, Andre Davis, and Hines Ward.

Obviously I do this deal, right?

JFreak said...

Pull the trigger.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, ward is basically a throwaway in your deep RB lineup, and westbrook is a liabilty for him with injuries, with fitz also questionable due to QB issues, smiff is good no matter who is back there.

isiah thomas said...

can you get someone better than Ward?

Tyler said...

Nope, his other backs are LT and Bush. And he really doesn't have any other WRs.

Spaceman Spiff said...

just do it and enjoy the imascoratouchdown face

isiah thomas said...

what are your starting requirements and scoring?

Tyler said...

2WRs, 2RBs 1WR/RB. Pretty standard scoring. No PPR.

isiah thomas said...

how many teams in the league?

ToddPacker said...

bulger/garrard are my options in my $$$ league, too.... i'm looking to go 1-6

Tyler said...

If it was PPR I wouldn't move Westbrook.

Tyler said...

10 teams. I am dropping Chris Brown for Kevin Jones right now.

isiah thomas said...

I'd do the deal. Pray Boldin's injury is behind him.

isiah thomas said...

my $$$ rebounded from an 0-3 start and is now 3-3.

Dynasty team is 4-2 and in nice position.

isiah thomas said...

I won my matchup last week in my Dynasty league by .40 pts.

that last garbarge time drive by ATL put me over the top, my opponent had NYG Defense.

Tyler said...

I am hoping Boldin is good to go. They also have a bye week next week so that should help. He was on fire before that happened, I just hope he returns to form. And hopefully Hines Ward can give me some good bye-week help.

A friend of mine emailed me and said that he lost one of his matchups last week by .11 points. Crazy.

blue said...

the indians are brillant!!!!!

Indians say choice of Game 5 singer 'coincidence'

blue said...

Tim Rattay is going to be the QB then Boldin is going to suck

Spaceman Spiff said...

troof, not plural this week

ToddPacker said...

they're getting into becketts head

blue said...

it seems like that would not be the first time this chick got to Beckett's "Head"

Spaceman Spiff said...

added to list of whitlock keywords:
buffoonery

previous list just consisted of bojangling

isiah thomas said...

can they elaborate on "date"....

Is this a chick he was with for 5 years and was going to marry, or just some random strange he hit on a roadtrip?

ToddPacker said...

he did drop in a "bojanglers"

blue said...



Has Danielle Peck Found A Good Man?

isiah thomas said...

good enough read from whitlock, I miss the troof style article though.

very interesting stats on the racial breakdown of the Colts and Pats.

although Manning and Brady have as much if not more to do with those teams success than the number of chez whiteys and brothas on the roster.

blue said...


Wow and she is smokin

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea TP thats why i said added to the list

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I. Got. Nada.

blue said...

btw...that is imposter blue...real blue was at the doctor

Mills said...

have a trade on the table. Non-keeper league. I give Fitz and Westbrook for Derrick Ward and Steve Smith.

My team depth: RB=LJ, Portis, AP (Min), Jordan and Chris Brown. WR= Boldin, D Bowe, Andre Davis, and Hines Ward.

Obviously I do this deal, right?
-------------
terrible idea tyler.

ward is a backup (whose hurt) again, and the difference between fitz and smith does not equal the downgrade from westbrook to ward.

that is a terrible trade for you.

Mills said...

the indians are brillant!!!!!

Indians say choice of Game 5 singer 'coincidence'
----------
Blue to Deadspin = Shanoff to ESPN

Mills said...

ah -- imposter. nevermind then.

Mills said...

why would an imposter act "normal"

blue said...

again...read that blue is imposter blue

blue said...

cumfast is getting slick, trying to see if people will notice

blue said...

I got 3 hatermails about today's PTP...U of A people are finicky.

the "President/CEO" of tempe12 calendar also emailed me.

blue said...

one of the "hate" males was "the unsilent majority" he of deadspin and KSK...at least he made me laugh

Mills said...

one of the "hate" males was "the unsilent majority" he of deadspin and KSK...at least he made me laugh
-----------
post it.

blue said...

oh, he just said "don't hate too hard on the UofA poon" he's working on finding some good pictures.

it just made me laugh that "trailer trash thursday" elicited such a response from the readers.

tyler said...



Andre Johnson owners continue to get screwed. Can't this guy rehab any faster

blue said...

did PTP get picked up by somebody today? Spiff I need a report

blue said...

not only do Andre Johnson owners get screwed, but so does anyone trying to click that link of tylers.

blue said...

imposter Tyler!!!!

Keith S said...

I keep waiting to see my g/f's sister as part of the UofA poon

blue said...

cumfast...why don't you just post as yourself?

blue said...

the guy from tempe12 wants me to do a feature on them. Is that "selling out"?

blue said...

I could really piss that guy off I bet.

Keith S said...

Would you make money for it?

ToddPacker said...

re: fake blue

cm is a sad little man

blue said...

No money i'm sure...just increase of traffic, and he'll feature us on their site.

I'm thinking about making him feature LoV

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue charge that guy, cant give free advertising.

and i havent seen PTP posted anywhere recently, maybe people are just following it and are outraged by your first 'controversial' post

Keith S said...

blue
At Saturday's game I saw the Asian chick who's on the P10P banner, she walked right by our seats. She had the same outfit on. She's definitely a stripper.

blue said...

controversial? awesome

then trailer trash thursdays is here to stay

blue said...

and you didn't take an "action" picture of said stripper?

Keith S said...

The American public loves controversy.

blue said...

...and poon

Keith S said...

Yeah that was my fault. I'm not as quick as I used to be. I should have the cam ready at all moments.

blue said...

one guy sent me a link to a Cal chick who posed for playboy

it's NSFW but you guys can check it out anyway

here you go

blue said...

"I should have the cam ready at all moments."

just tell your lady friend that you were getting a good shot of the game action.

so was this chick as hot in person?

Keith S said...

"so was this chick as hot in person?"

She looked the exact same as the pic, so yes.

Keith S said...

And the g/f doesn't go to the games so I can't even use that excuse.

Keith S said...

I think the term that fits here is "dropped the ball"

blue said...

that's a good term...you kept your eyes on the prize, but you still dropped the ball, it is what it is, knowing is knowledge

Keith S said...

How cliche.

blue said...

it was just blue being blue

Keith S said...

You're just trying to give 110%

blue said...

I'm just taking it one day at a time

Keith S said...

Taking it 1 poon at a time.

CMFost said...

Subject: My Private Part Died
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and
I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my
Condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your Private Part back inside your Pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that
my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

(You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!)

"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

blue said...

meh...it's a slow day,

that wasn't a bad joke

Keith S said...

I don't gotta love anything. But it was ok.

blue said...

yeah...don't tell me how to feel about the punchline

ToddPacker said...

was that the real frosty?

ToddPacker said...

i'm guessing Mr. Goldstein from cm's joke is a fan of jimmy eat world

blue said...

it was the same guy who was being the imposter here earlier, and posts as cumfast over at DS

El Padrino said...

i will be posting if anyone was wondering

ToddPacker said...

what's the diaper count up to ep?

blue said...

I was wondering

Tyler said...

Weasy: RE: Trade. The problem is, I have both FItz AND Boldin due to an autodraft. So Bye week help/not going crazy deciding which of them to play is pretty much why I made the deal. And I have the RB depth.

blue said...

from BIO

"this one had a normal head on it and bubbly"

talking about his beer, not his sluts

Tyler said...

Why is there an impostor Tyler? I don't post on here enough to warrant an impostor.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i wasnt.

blue said...

I think he was trying to grab people who weren't posting today so nobody would notice...and then we would be his friend

isiah thomas said...

is there a new BIO today?

blue said...

no, it's the same BIO from tuesday...i just got to it today

blue said...

he needs one of those RSS feeds so we know when he updates.

Tyler said...

That's a negative on the BIO ghostrider. Same post from Tuesday.

blue said...

Tyler "called the ball"

Keith S said...

"Dikembe Meiztombo said...
We all know that's Frank Caliendo, not Madden, right?"


No shit?


(s)

Tyler said...

Roger, I have the ball.

Keith S said...

Is it the same ball that I dropped?

blue said...

remember that chick from Hike school musical who had nekkid pics leaked on the web...yeah that chick....here is her ass

maybe nsfw...maybe not

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EAD Keef

Keith S said...

EP
Did you peep the Kim K show on E! on Sunday night?

Keith S said...

I already had lunch, thanks though.

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