Monday, October 08, 2007

It's Gut Check Monday!!!

We have a guest post for this Monday. Give it up to Meiz for stepping up and filling in. Please note that the opinions stated following this are not the opinion of LoV, nor it's affiliates.

People That Suck: The Cubs, Whynotus, and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of California of The United States of America of North America of the Western Hemisphere of Earth of the Milky Way Galaxy of Outer Space.

Non Suckage: The Rockies, The Diamondbacks, and the BoSox, I suppose.

I did not see the Redskins blowing out the Lions.

The Pats still roll.

The Cubs suck.

Pack 5-0?

This sucks. I'm hammered.

The chick on the far right side of the new Rolling Stone nearly has her entire tits hanging out of her bra.

The Pack is whooping the Bears. Not so much anymore.

Blue's Broncos got worked the fuck over.

I pooped 5 times during the 8:00 am hour.

The Cubs suck.

I seriously can't recall any important NFL info from today.

Oh, The BADgers = Weazy. As does USC.

TP hit a monster draw with his dog on Saturday night. It swung all the way out by me, and ended somewhere southwest of Keith's window. Well played, Packer.

Has Iam been around? Or is he on vacation?

I like Beth's boobs.

I think ElP should get TP the Jat that I linked on Friday. It's super classy.

Tyler needs to hack Shamford's page. Seriously.

The Weasel survives in the Suicide Pool on a missed 52-yarder. C'mon Zeke & Keith!

I'm pretty much out of gas, but I could go on like this for a good hour.

I think I may have broken the poop record today. I wasn't counting.

I dislike not hearing the music at Lambeau during the game broadcast. Fuck NBC.

I completely appalled some strangers on Friday with my alcohol intake. I think they're still in shock.

I wish I didn't have to wait for the end of the SNF game to send this to Freak. I'm just going to end up more incapacitated.

Randy Moss. Chris Mullin. Paul Molitor. Patrick Roy. Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

Madden '08 sucks balls.

Fuck it. I'm done.







Fuck you, Shanoff. Hi, Bill!


Brewers suck.

436 comments:

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Keith S said...

I bet USC poon took a beating back at the dorms on Saturday night

ToddPacker said...

the dog is in orbit

ToddPacker said...

i guess i need to go find a coughlin pic

Dog Kicker said...

hopefully this one is ok with ep

Dog Kicker said...

the LSU game hurt.... les miles has huge stones 5 for 5 on 4th downs and a fake FG

Dog Kicker said...

didn't see the jets/giants game, but i thought i was in good shape while scoreboard watching.... too bad the jets suck

Dog Kicker said...

just checked the rankings.... 13/14 seems a little too high for a 2 loss team

Dog Kicker said...

keith's asu team seems to be getting a bad deal in the rankings... 6-0 is still solid, they probably should be in the top 10

Dog Kicker said...

zooker taking out the badgers felt good for some reason (sorry meiz)... that mendenhall guy is the real deal

Dog Kicker said...

... and watching the yankees win last night closed a very crappy weekend... at least rev's phils put in a solid post-season (cue the "at least they were in the post-season jokes")

blue said...

the broncos are now 0-5 against the spread, and probably should be 0-5 overall

blue said...

EP is off today...he's one of those italians that gets columbus day off

Dog Kicker said...

columbus day.... that's right

Dog Kicker said...

did you get any more rockies tickets, blue?

blue said...

nope, but rumor has it WS tickets go on sale this morning at 9am

tem said...

that's a vicious rumor.

tem said...

meiz did a good job with the post today.

blue said...

well the good news TP is at least you won't need to make reservations to go to Atlanta for the SEC championship game, or the NC game this year.

blue said...

Jay Cutler has thrown an INT in 9 straight games (he's only played in 10)...I wonder if he's closing in on the record

blue said...

I would bet that Joey Harrington has thrown an INT in at least 9 straight games at some point in his career.

Dog Kicker said...

the SEC championship game isn't out of the question, yet.... just need to win out and hope tenn loses

Dog Kicker said...

i had a horrible ffb weekend.... lost in my $$$ league, forgot to start jones-drew in yahoo and i think i lost in the keeper league too

tem said...

i also had a shitty fantasy week.

although i think my lov espn league is going to win even though i started Addai.

Dog Kicker said...

wow, i only got 2 wrong in the nfl pick'em.... jets (homer pick) and miami (i hate miami, so i never pick them)

Dog Kicker said...

actually i won in the keeper league, only because spiff started bulger and the eagles D (bye week)

Dog Kicker said...

spiff is managing his team in the keeper league much like willie randolph managed the mets down the stretch

Dog Kicker said...

georgia looked solid this week, beth

Dog Kicker said...

columbus day natty

blue said...

lawdawg holiday today...so probably no tits mcgee

tem said...

my $$$ league i need romo to get hurt and for the back up to throw a lot to witten and crayton.

tem said...

law dog holliday means no mills either.

tem said...

People in the office are looking into buying tickets for the national title game.

tem said...

i wonder why i am at work today.

tem said...

matched tp's natty.

then i remember i am here because i have 1 week left to finish all the tax returns.

procrastination is a bitch.

Dog Kicker said...

"People in the office are looking into buying tickets for the national title game"


i guess they didn't learn from last years game

blue said...

Ohio State gets to be in the game by default

blue said...

I guess when Illinois is the 2nd best team in your conference, you've got a tough schedule (S)

Dog Kicker said...

i see stiggy dropped a comment on saturday

tem said...

they think this year's team is better than last year's.

i'm not sure if that is true or not.

tem said...

stiggy stopped by???

i did not read weekend LOV.

blue said...

weekend LoV was pretty boring...rev came by and offered up excuses for the phils

tem said...

like that they weren't any good?

tem said...

that the same result had occured had the pirates been playing instead of the phils?

Beth said...

"lawdawg holiday today...so probably no tits mcgee"

Nope, we're working so I'm here, just not a whole lot to say. UGA losing isn't a huge shocker but them not showing up was.

I did see the Falcons loss though and they're falling apart. Tenn did all they could (5 turnovers) to give away the game and the Falcons choked it away, and Leftowich (sp?) looked awful (overthrowing everyone). And now Crumpler is calling out the coaches in the press. Not good.

blue said...

why did they start leftwich after Harrington was starting to look better?

Lou said...

I got suckered into going to a Shag bar this weekend.


I feel so ashamed.

blue said...

wait...what?

Beth said...

Leftowich didn't start, they brought him in in the 4th quarter cause Harrington looked AWFUL. You could see he was terrified of getting hit. But as several players said (including Harrington), the Falcons problems are much bigger than just who is at QB.

tem said...

a shag bar?

blue said...

Harrington must have that "excuse" on a tape recorder because that sounds just like what he used to say as a Lion

tem said...

falcons suck.

tem said...

harrington makes a lot of money.

that pisses me off.

Beth said...

Even wiki doesn't define a shag bar - we need more info Lou.

But thank god you finally changed that pic of yours, although you stuck with the clown motif. :-)

tem said...

if you suck you should have to give some of the money back.

Beth said...

"falcons suck"

This is very clear now.

Lou said...

it's not what you're thinking blue. It's a beach music bar (and not the cool kind). Shag is a kinda dance.

Mills said...

Just think Zeke. You could have had me on a life long ban if you just would have taken my Iowa Hawkeyes bet.

WTF BTW. We R Terrible.

Not Mets bad, but Royals bad at least.

Also can't believe that Wisc went down at Illinois. Crazy year in college football, but I am expanding on my picks lead in that league.

NFL is another story.

blue said...

"if you suck you should have to give some of the money back."


the broncos would be paying back a lot of people

Mills said...

Les Miles either has huge stones or is really stupid.

I am still not sure which one it is.

Mills said...

i am in corp america. no legal holidays for me anymore.

blue said...

DS is hoping to have a new "comments system" set up by tomorrow

Lou said...

Shag

Mills said...

i don't get what is so hard for him to do on the comments system.

can't he restrict it to people who have his approval?

Mills said...

i can definitely shag to sexual healing!

Mills said...

i can definitely shag to sexual healing!

Mills said...

i may never shag again when jp4 gets here.

blue said...

yes, but how does he know who to "approve"? His goal is to grow readership and commenting is one way to do that.

blue said...

I'm surprised that DS hasn't linked to PTP yet. With Leather had a post, so did Mr. Irrelevant (jamie mottram) who used to run AOL fanhouse (and gets slobbed off by DS anytime it's possible).

Lou said...

I don't think this blog lets you have too much control. He needs to fork out the $$$ and get his own blog/website set up. That way he can have people create accounts based on email address, and he can ban the assholes (a.k.a. us).

tem said...

getting banned would be fun.

Lou said...

"getting banned would be fun."

indeed.

tem said...

shag like the movie?

tem said...

PTP has hit the big time.

soon blue will be too cool for LOV.

RIP Blue....

blue said...

new PTP post...hopefully it's worthy of some comments.

I went back to the basics...women in bikinis

Lou said...

can't go wrong with women in bikinis.

Dog Kicker said...

nice ptp post

Dog Kicker said...

"UGA losing isn't a huge shocker but them not showing up was"


i hear ya beth... i was shocked at the dawgs play in that game

Dog Kicker said...

lou likes clowns and shag?

Dog Kicker said...

i really don't care about shammy

Dog Kicker said...

2nd c-day natty

tem said...

tp is on fire.

tem said...

i need a bet recap from the weekend.

who lost what to who?

tem said...

and Les Miles has huge stones.

tem said...

they probably are enlarged due to cancer, but huge stones nonetheless.

tem said...

remember when just getting a Z was tough?

tem said...

and BC at 4 in the polls?

wow.

blue said...

I guess Rockies WS tickets did not go on sale today at 9am

blue said...

How about USF at 5 in the polls

tem said...

and where is teejer with his ND talk? they won.

tem said...

and now they get #4 BC.

sadly being a WVU fan, i need/want ND to win that.

tem said...

USF at 5 with wins over WVU and Auburn seems more legit than BC at 4.

tem said...

Rockies WS tix were all bought by Yankee fans already.

blue said...

I'd agree with that logic Tem

blue said...

the logic of the USF ranking, not the yankees fans

blue said...

when does the first BCS poll come out?

blue said...

because at that point, LSU will be #1 and somebody like Oklahoma will be #2. BC will be 17 or something probably.

Dog Kicker said...

classic meiz:

"I completely appalled some strangers on Friday with my alcohol intake. I think they're still in shock"


good post... i should have read it earlier

blue said...

that was another columbus day natty...they're all over the place

Dog Kicker said...

c-day = natty day?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tired

Dog Kicker said...

i think nd will beat bc

blue said...

you forgot the s

Dog Kicker said...

the goat pic worked

Dog Kicker said...

"i think nd will beat bc"

(ns)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My eye won't stop twitching.

Dog Kicker said...

"My eye won't stop twitching"


that happens to me a lot after a night of drinking.... it can't be good

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the goat pic worked"

Yes it did.

blue said...

looking at BC's schedule, they've played nobody other than GA Tech so far.

blue said...

Oklahoma has probably the easiest schedule left of the top 5 or 6 teams. I'll predict them going to the NC game right now. (if they beat Mizzou this weekend)

tem said...

BCS rankings will be good.


It might be:

LSU
Cal
South FL

tem said...

i will be surprised if BC hits the top 7 of the BCS rankings.

tem said...

if we are predicting the NT game I'm going with South Florida vs. Ohio State.

tem said...

BCS rankings come out at like week 8 so we have a couple weeks left i think.

Beth said...

"looking at BC's schedule, they've played nobody other than GA Tech so far"

Correction, they've played nobody so far. GT is not good.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Dog Kicker said...

bcs will be a mess again.... i think lsu, cal, usf and bc will all lose at least one game before the nc game... osu and usc in the the title game

blue said...

cal will lose before the season is over, they still have Arizona State and USC, not to mention Stanford

blue said...

BC will lose a couple, I think they'll lose to VA Tech and Florida State...USF will probably lose to Louisville or Cincinatti

El Padrino said...

i like this one

Dog Kicker said...

ok hows this, ep

Dog Kicker said...

i'm sure there wasn't too much in the ny papers about the yankee win last night

(s)

blue said...

phuck the yankes

Keith S said...

"keith's asu team seems to be getting a bad deal in the rankings... 6-0 is still solid, they probably should be in the top 10"

They haven't really played anyone yet TP. Their biggest win is against a not quite top-25 Colorado team. The meat of their schedule is coming up.

Keith S said...

"and now they get #4 BC.

sadly being a WVU fan, i need/want ND to win that."

I don't understand why you need BC to lose.

Keith S said...

Mize
Are you close to Crandon?

blue said...

BC hasn't played anyone and they're ranked 4th.

If ASU was on the East Coast they'd probably be #4

Keith S said...

And OSU in the title game is crazy talk right now. Their last 4 games are @ PSU, UW, Illinois, & @ Michigan. They will lose one of those.

Keith S said...

BC started the season ranked didn't they? ASU started the season with zero votes. Carpenter, their QB is a little too "Grossman" like, too.

blue said...

OSU fans are optimistic

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Mize
Are you close to Crandon?"

Not even a little bit.

That shit's fucked up, though.

Keith S said...

It's supposed to be 97° all week here. It's mid-October, right?

Keith S said...

Nice work on the PTP today blue. Tempe 12 is magnifique.

Stiggy said...

I did stop by. And I'm here again today. Had a lot happen over the summer. Bad accident, destroyed my sister's car. Fire truck hit me. Not good, but not seriously injured, so I'm pretty lucky.

I'll be making more frequent appearances, if that's okay with you all.

blue said...

yeah, i've heard good things about the tempe 12...I can't really check them out at work, but I found that girl's personal pics on flickr or webshots or something. She goes to ASU and that's the only picture of her with anything resembling it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'll be making more frequent appearances, if that's okay with you all."

Fantastic. Like the old days.

Lou said...

stiggy, are you gonna put a bikini picture too?

You can't let Beth outdue you right?

tem said...

keith,

i need everyone ranked above WVU to lose.

Keith S said...

OIC

tem said...

so that WVU can move up in the rankings.

i also need USF to lose twice in conference.

Keith S said...

You aren't asking much.

tem said...

actually i need everyone ranked above WVU, except 1 team to lose.

i don't care if WVU ends up #1 or #2.


it is a pipe dream though. highly unlikely after the USF loss.

tem said...

i axe for a lot because whether i axe for a little or a lot it never happens.

so i might as well shoot big.

Keith S said...

WVU still has some tough games left, too.

tem said...

good to see stiggy back in the rotation.

Keith S said...

Is Pat White going to miss any games?

tem said...

yeah i also need WVU to not lose anymore.

like you said, i ain't axing for much.

blue said...

WVU doesn't have pittsnogle anymore

tem said...

pat white will play about 3/4 of every game.

they have a bye this week, so he should be healthy for the next start, but he'll get hurt again anyway.

the backup is solid though, so I am not worried about it.

blue said...

and I agree with TP, the running back for Illinois is pretty good. I think he's only a sophmore too.

tem said...

they don't have gansey either. he was really the heart of that team.

tem said...

but coach huggins will coach them up and we will play full court pressure and run n gun our way to a BCS game.

Keith S said...

From CollegeGameday Final...
"In Saturday night's 28-24 win over defending national champion Florida, Miles looked like a big-game coach. He gambled more times than a blackjack dealer"

That's not a very good analogy.

blue said...

huggins should coach WVU's defense

blue said...

black jack dealers don't gamble

blue said...

they're not gamblers, they are gamblees

blue said...

that's like saying the guy who puts the ball into the roulette wheel is a gamlber

Deacon Dr. Tyler Love said...

Somehow I am not hungover, but I am moving at about half speed this morning.

blue said...

another c-day natty...we could set a record today

tem said...

myles kept betting on white too.

which is contrary to the Snipes Corrolary of Gambling.

tem said...

i think we already did blue.

at least 4 natty's by 3 different people.

Keith S said...

Miles is racist

Keith S said...

Miles is blue's hero

blue said...

i feel bad that there is no black poon on PTP...

Keith S said...

Miles even has a white RB

blue said...

"Miles is blue's hero"

it's spelt hereux in Baton Rouge

JFreak said...

IU is one win away from bowl eligibility.

blue said...

or maybe heraux

blue said...

Is that Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Idaho?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

heraux

Keith S said...

Don't you have to have 7 wins since they put 12 games on the schedules now? Or can you still go 6-6 and hope a bowl picks you up?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blueaux, the Tempe 12 has their own website.

JFreak said...

Illinois is U of I.

Iowa sucks balls.

Idaho sucks balls duex.

tem said...

IU = go Hoooooosssiiers.


with Ball State and Northwestern on the slate IU should be going bowling.

blue said...

"Blueaux, the Tempe 12 has their own website."

yeah, I know...but it's not really SFW, so I haven't perused it much

blue said...

still 6 wins keith

JFreak said...

I'm going to the Ball State-IU game.

Hopefully Ball State forgets how they played against Nebraska.

tem said...

Whitlock says Ball State is the best team in Indiana.

blue said...

I believe whitlock

tem said...

well he did say they were truths.

blue said...

Jemele Hill interviewed Drew Gooden for Page 2...she axed him about the crisis in darfur and some petition the team had going around. Then axed him about Lebron not signing it here was his response:

"I don't blame him for not signing it because he had no knowledge about what was going on. You can't blame someone who has no knowledge of the facts for not signing a petition when he didn't know what he was signing for. LeBron James is a big name. I think it was a smart move."

So he's saying that bron bron is an uninformed idiot?

tem said...

i wouldn't sign a petition about it either if i were bron bron.

tem said...

i don't even know where darfur is.

Keith S said...

They probably just would have sold it on eBay if LeBron had signed it.

blue said...

yes tem, but everyone knows you are uninformed.

blue said...

Darfur for Tem

blue said...

"the nba cares"...but not bron bron

blue said...

"They probably just would have sold it on eBay if LeBron had signed it."

maybe that's how they would have raised money

blue said...

bron bron hates black people

Beth said...

"I'll be making more frequent appearances, if that's okay with you all."

Welcome back Stiggy!

Beth said...

And so it starts, the idea of 2 women posting on LOV intimidates the boys into silence... :-)

Dog Kicker said...

welcome back stig.... beth has been waiting for you

Dog Kicker said...

it would be nice if others came back from the dead.... mov, rev, mvn and eb

Beth said...

Rev wants to come back so badly, you can see it. He's just got to get a pair large enough to post more from work first. :-)

Dog Kicker said...

"He's just got to get a pair large enough to post more from work first"


rev needs to be les miles-like

Dog Kicker said...

beth i bet a "bottom" pic would get rev back

tem said...

poor rev, too scared to defend himself.

Beth said...

"beth i bet a "bottom" pic would get rev back"

I thought kod already posted his pic...

Just kidding, I know kod's a top but couldn't resist the setup. :-)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I miss MVN. I've said this many times, I know.

Beth said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that Deke.

JFreak said...

madne22

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