Saturday, October 27, 2007

in celebration

great week for LOV, we back baby we back. We'll take the 15 yd excessive celebration penalty.

Lloyd Carr's 5 Step Program to losing a game you should win:

1) Take the week off - you don't need any film study or gameplan prep. Wing it. Use the "no plan" plan.

2) Play down to the level of your comp - have a heart, give 'em a chance.

3) Get into your opponents territory and only kick FG's.

4) Penalties and TO's....repeat.

5) Just don't give a fuck.

101 comments:

isiah thomas said...

mich was gifted that PI call on 3rd down.

Kod if UM loses and/or minny gets 29 I'll give you a free half day tomorrow with the name/pic.

I'm out till later.

Keith S said...

Is it raining everywhere back east?

kodiac said...

I'll say it again, MI defense has been impressive.

Keith S said...

UGA!!

JFreak said...

I am so bored.

And hungry.

Where is the food?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The videographer doesn't get the food. He's just the creepy guy on the side.

JFreak said...

Good thing I'm not the videographer.

JFreak said...

Syracuse player breaks backboard

kodiac said...

well, I'm a fucking moron

kodiac said...

sorry, Vegas; you had it spot on

Vegas said...

Apology Accepted

kodiac said...

thank you Vegas

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

funny.

Tyler said...

Memo to Joe Buck: STFU about the Humidor.

Tyler said...

Jesus Christ Colorado.

Tyler said...

Dice K just knocked in two runs. This series is over.

Tyler said...

I blame Blue. It's all his fault.

kodiac said...

nah, it was whoever decided to sell all the Rockies WS tickets online. When everything is going right for your team and fan base, don't do anything that might fuck it all up....especially something that has never been tried before, and may lead to corruption of state officials, hackers, and herpes.
-Then again, the Gophers killed whatever shred of credibility I had left today.

Tyler said...

Kod spittin' troofs...

Tyler said...

I like that theory, the dude that fucked up the WS tixs put a curse on them.

JFreak said...

Are you ready for some football?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm ready for some foosball

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel like I'm gonna have a shitty draft today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue Moon

tem said...

i forgot the fnba draft was today.

chances are good i will forget later too.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem. DO NOT FORGET.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

3:00 PM Eastern

kodiac said...

hey, when is our WNBA fantasy draft going to be?

JFreak said...

Ed Hoculi's pythons say hello from Carolina.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Testaverde's slingin' it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What a drive.

JFreak said...

All because of a silly defensive holding penalty.

kodiac said...

I love the random onside kick

JFreak said...

That was a TD for Wayne. His foot was down while he caught it.

Keith S said...

I should have went with my instincts and picked the Rams this week

Tyler said...

Is Blue gonna make the draft today, or is he still hungover?

Tyler said...

London is doing the wave.

Keith S said...

ASU students were awful last night. Storming the field after beating the 20th ranked team. And then they were trying to take down the goalpost for about 30 minutes and couldn't do it.
Embarrassing.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TEM, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, THE DRAFT IS AT 3:00 PM EASTERN TIME.

Tyler said...

Hines Ward is my roledogg. Picked him up off of waivers. 55 yards, 2 TDs so far.

Tyler said...

FOX just ran a commercial for Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Could be interesting.

kodiac said...

AP is looking kinda slow today; I hope he's not hitting a wall

Tyler said...

Chevy Truck Month is Howie Long's favorite month.

Keith S said...

Those Carolina fans better be careful when they boo Hochuli.

JFreak said...

At the half

Carolina: 22:30 minutes of possession

Indy: 7:30 minutes of possession

Score: Carolina 7, Indy 10

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Somebody call Tem, remind him about the draft.

kodiac said...

looks like Brooks Bollinger is the answer for the Vikes; who knew?

JFreak said...

I am so good at drafting.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I got blocked like 4-5 times today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't realize we were being so specific with positions.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We should have FGM & FTM

Keith S said...

This is laterally the strangest ending to a game I've seen.

Keith S said...

If Vrabel is in the game on offense, you have to know they are passing to him, right?

tem said...

my auto draft did well.

i figured it would do better than me.

The Rev said...

Brooks Bollinger is the answer for the Vikes?

Looks to me like the Vikes have no answers.

Kod... your team sucks worse than mine. HAH!

kodiac said...

Brooks Bollinger is the answer for the Vikes?

Looks to me like the Vikes have no answers.

Kod... your team sucks worse than mine. HAH!

true, but if you watched the entire game, do you think you would have won if BB would have started the game?

-At this point, since the Vikes have absolutely 0 zero chance at winning the SB (same with the Iggles), I just hope the game is fun to watch. It wasn't, until BB came into the game. I don't mind losing at this point, if the Vikes had won one more game last year, we wouldn't have AP.

Keith S said...

Pats are good

kodiac said...

oh, and BTW; I was impressed with your Eagles. They looked better than Dallas

Keith S said...

Fuck Tampa Bay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pats

isiah thomas said...

autodraft fucked me

isiah thomas said...

wow what a total ass kicking by the Pats, that's a great team (obviously).

3 thoughts:

1) The Skins are being decimated by injuries.

2) The "fuck you" TD is all well and good, but the Pats shouldn't cry when this happens:

-Brady gets blindsided after throwing a pick and someone attempts to "block" him on the return. (if Brady throws a pick)

3) Skins are going to struggle the rest of the season.

isiah thomas said...

and I saw something in da sto this weekend called "Bud Light y Clamato" 22oz.

isiah thomas said...

and keef is eliminated from the suicide.

Weasel vs Zeke.

May the best man win, and if I don't, well, fuck it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke, add FGM & FTM

JFreak said...

We have fg% and ft%...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah so?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think its needed.

JFreak said...

Anyone been watching the WS to see if blue gets the LoV poster in?

isiah thomas said...

at this point all I have left sports wise is to hope for a fatal champagne celebration for the Sawx.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Not having those 2 categories counteracts top-level players since they make so many shots and FTs

isiah thomas said...

Zeke, add FGM & FTM

negative

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue doesn't really have a LOV poster

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

gay

Keith S said...

What about adding an add/drop limit?

The Rev said...

To answer Kod's earlier question...

"true, but if you watched the entire game, do you think you would have won if BB would have started the game?"

Yes.

Next question.

The Rev said...

And I'm saying it right now...

Boston wins too much!

isiah thomas said...

do you really need an add/drop limit in fantasy hoops?

The Rev said...

I was in a hoops league where we had an add/drop limit of 40 for the year.

One guy used up all of his moves... by the end of the second week.

He was kind of an idiot.

Keith S said...

"do you really need an add/drop limit in fantasy hoops?"

The "pitch and ditch" method is pretty lame. You can have a shitty team, but essentially drop/add every day to win categories.
Just my 2 cents...

Keith S said...

It's especially dumb when it happens in the playoffs.

JFreak said...

Yes, we need an add/drop limit.

There's no question.

isiah thomas said...

hmm, never encountered p-n-d in hoops.

what's a decent limit"? 50?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

30

JFreak said...

I'd say 25 to 30

Keith S said...

Hmmmm, I think 30 would be a good number

Keith S said...

The Tulo chant is corny.

Keith S said...

Pats beat Indy by 3 TDs next weekend.

Keith S said...

Who gives a shit about Arod right now? I've heard more about the Yankees this week than I've heard about the World Series.

isiah thomas said...

with a lot of teams being autodrafted, I'm not sure about 30, I'll look at it tomorrow and put in a limit before the 1st game.

Tyler said...

I don't like the transaction limit. Last year Spiff made 41 moves and another dude made 32. I'd go with 50 if we're going to do it.

Tyler said...

Fuck the entire states of Colorado and Massachusetts. That's how I feel about this WS.

Tyler said...

P.S. - I may be drunk.

JFreak said...

"I don't like the transaction limit."

I don't like your face.

Tyler said...

Great. Now we get three more years of Red Sawx articles from Simmons. Fuck the Sawx.

Tyler said...

This isn't like baseball where you can pitch and ditch starting pitchers to try and get wins. I don't really see a reason for it.

Tyler said...

AND, I don't like your face either.

Tyler said...

Varitek's gonna cry. Pussy.

Tyler said...

Lowell's gonna clean up in free agency in the offseason.

Tyler said...

That MVP trophy is gay.

isiah thomas said...

monday post is up.

Fuck Boston.

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