Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I like the cut of your jib

Patience is a virtue. A shitty one, but it still is one.

Happy Satan's Day. Happy post-Devil's Night Day. Happy pre-All Saints Day (<---lamest attempt at a holiday evar).

Carbon.

Kobe wants traded.

Perforce.

Sports marketers like bush. They don't, however, like Bush.

Girardi in, Little out, Torre in.

WWL quote sayeth: "You'll see a dropoff from Nash this year. He's getting up in age and his back is a big concern. - josephrodrigue5163 "

Plasticine and pipe bombs.

I will go on record as saying that the Patriots and Colts will be the best teams in foosball by mid-year.

Pasta.

Ensorcell.

BC is totally not numero dos.

I'd like to keep it to one shitty ass quote, but a second visit delivered this nugget of chocolate and carmelly goodness:

"This [Dodgers] team is somewhat similar to the Yankees of the mid-late '90s.
monarchmaniac10"

I have nothing else to add to that. I think it speaks for itself.

The Lady Vols are good and I love them so much. Long time.

Lady was wearing a witch hat as her costume today (only her and Cougher "dressed up"). Bossman says "is that a Hilary Clinton costume".. some chuckles from the old folks.. then she proceeds to get semi-serious and say that we should all really take a look at the deeper principles from each candidate and not just listen to what the media continually tells us.

It's Halloween. Take a fucking pill. Or candy. Or a candy pill. Maybe pop rocks and soda.

Also, dude is dressed as 'Jackson Pollack' today. This means he's wearing a paint-splattered suit coat (cause his shtick was splattered paintings). He has to explain his costume to everyone. Lady and gentlemen.. characteristics of a bad costume are as follows: People have to constantly ask. When you tell them, they stare at you. You have to explain it by bringing out reference pictures and explaining how "heady" your costume is.

My head asplode. I wish it was his.

Throw eggs today. Maybe we should be down with OCP (yeah you know me).

Worship the devil.

Toodles.

(Uh oh, he's going around begging for compliments now. Add that to the list of bad characteristics. For shame.)

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El Padrino said...

i freeze my eggs before i toss em

blue said...

cupcakes!!!!

El Padrino said...

ok beth, are you dressed as a cat?

tem said...

beth is a french maid.

Beth said...

Wow, after reading BBB's post I feel like I now know what it would be like to be inside his head listening to his thoughts.

Of course everyone knows that I really am already in his head in a way. :-)

blue said...

beth is a slutty receptionist...so she didn't dress up today

blue said...

you're thinking about giving BBB head?

Beth said...

A cat? A french maid? Nope, I'm in my usual costume, I'm dressed as a bitch today.

Beth said...

"beth is a slutty receptionist"

You say that like it's a bad thing Blue...

El Padrino said...

not even some fishnets?

shocked, i thought girls love halloween so they ca nact slutty and get away with it

i guess you just stopped caring

Beth said...

Surprisingly, a law firm has a different dress code than a sports bar. Who'd have ever guessed?!

blue said...

why would she have to "act"?

blue said...

Kod could have told you that, look at his costume

Beth said...

"i thought girls love halloween so they can act slutty and get away with it"

EP if that's the case, then everyday is Halloween for me.

(Figured I'd steal Zeke's line from later in the day.)

blue said...

beth is fun

ToddPacker said...

"i freeze my eggs before i toss em"


always a classic

tem said...

stats from last post:

Zeke 131 14.60%
tem 122 13.60%
Blue 122 13.60%
Keith 101 11.26%
Cummy 83 9.25%
Deke 63 7.02%
freak 50 5.57%
TP 42 4.68%
Spiff 40 4.46%
El Pad 32 3.57%
Kod/BEA 29 3.23%
BBB 21 2.34%
Beth 18 2.01%
Tyler 18 2.01%
Jug 12 1.34%
Mills 10 1.11%
Eracist 3 0.33%
ihrtcrg 0 0.00%
Lou 0 0.00%
Rev 0 0.00%
WC 0 0.00%

Beth said...

Well I know how it is with guys Blue, in your minds slutty = fun. :-)

blue said...

I hope tem isn't still working on a post for today

blue said...

nevermind

tem said...

i finished my post for today.

it'll work for next time.

the movie review is for taxi driver.

tem said...

i might just write like 10 posts and have an inventory for the rest of the year ish.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Beth "gets" me.

siiiiiiiiiiigh!

luv u snookums!

ToddPacker said...

let the jokes fly:

little boy tp is going as tim tebow today (ns)

little girl tp is someone from high school musical

El Padrino said...

am i too old to tag up on some cars with shaving cream today?

tem said...

i am positvie beth has done at least 4 of the following costumes, maybe even on days other than halloween:

slutty nurse
slutty maid
slutty cat
playboy bunny
ho
bull dyke
dude
stripper

El Padrino said...

high school musical is popular with the kids i guess
no clue as to what it was til my niece screeched when she saw the coming attractions for part 2

tem said...

hike school musical?

i have heard of that, but have no fucking clue what it is.

Beth said...

"little boy tp is going as tim tebow today"

So you're going around with a bunch of UGA defensive players slamming you to the ground. Interesting.

El Padrino said...

i'd add slutty cop

it's popular

lil tebow is hilarious

Beth said...

"Beth "gets" me"

Well it's only fair BBB since you've "had" me...

ToddPacker said...

finding the best aerosol top to replace the shaving cream top was always fun

Beth said...

And for the record Tem, I've only done 2 of those costumes.

(ns)

ToddPacker said...

"So you're going around with a bunch of UGA defensive players slamming you to the ground. Interesting"


funny

tem said...

i did not realize they had aerosol in the 40s.

blue said...

hell i've done 6 of those costumes

(s)

tem said...

"And for the record Tem, I've only done 2 of those costumes."

i barely believe this.

blue said...

lil girl TP is not dressing up as the chick in HighSchool Musical that put nekkid pictures of herself all over the web is she?

Big Brother's Brother said...

does Freak have neck tattoos?

Beth said...

"i barely believe this"

Well there's a good chance I'd have done more except for several years I used the same costume - Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"bull dyke"

Hilarious

tem said...

jeannie counts as a ho and a stripper.

tem said...

ok, so i have to axe...


which 2?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I try to use bull dyke as often as possible

Beth said...

"jeannie counts as a ho and a stripper"

Barbara Eden would be insulted.


And the 2 I've done are slutty nurse (although I preferred the phrase "sexy nurse") and playboy bunny (too cliche I realize but I think I was 21 at the time).

blue said...

if you've ever worked at Hooters, does dressing up as a hooters waitress count as a costume?

ToddPacker said...

"lil girl TP is not dressing up as the chick in HighSchool Musical that put nekkid pictures of herself all over the web is she?"


i'm not sure.... the characters all blur together and i've watched hsm and hsm2 several times
*hanging head in shame*

tem said...

"Barbara Eden would be insulted."

nah, deep down she likes it.

tem said...

there is a hike skool musical 2?

add those to the list of movies tem ain't seen.

El Padrino said...

jeez tp, you sure you wanna keep talking there buddy

El Padrino said...

anyone have a bodog account?
or any other gambling account...

blue said...

jug said he had a bodog account

ToddPacker said...

"jeez tp, you sure you wanna keep talking there buddy"


good point

ToddPacker said...

"jug said he had a bodog account"


jug invented bodog

The Browneye Avenger said...

i'm not sure.... the characters all blur together and i've watched hsm and hsm2 several times
*hanging head in shame*

I hear ya tp; I got a 4 year old niece who has forced me to watch HSM approximately 10 times. Plus, every time we're in the car with her, my sister puts on the soundrack (that or Hannah Montana)
-Happily, I've escaped the sequel so far

ToddPacker said...

it's tough, kod

tem said...

so is it basically just a movie about hike school where everyone sings and it is for 4-8yr olds?

it is like grease 2??

ToddPacker said...

kod are you giving the trick or treaters mini cans of CL this year

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Grease 2 was way better

ToddPacker said...

hsm and hsm2 are both very grease-like

blue said...

what's a grease 2?

The Browneye Avenger said...

kod are you giving the trick or treaters mini cans of CL this year

oh shit; I hope I don't get any trick or treaters....all I got to give away are CL's and mini bottles of liquor (and they will have to pry those out of my cold dead hands)

tem said...

grease 2 had michelle pfeiffer humping a ladder.

that is all i remember.

ToddPacker said...

4-8 might be a little too young.... more like 7-12

tem said...

and it had motorcycles.

Big Brother's Brother said...

EP, an old interview with the real
American Gangsta
- dude they based it off of.

jugdish said...

I have a bodog account...whats up?

ToddPacker said...

never saw grease 2

tem said...

i saw grease 2 about 100 times.

The Browneye Avenger said...

i saw grease 2 about 100 times.

I'm pretty certain that is the first time that sentence has ever been written.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'm pretty sure that is the saddest sentence ever written.

El Padrino said...

bodog...

so that law that they passed was nonsense, that you cant use a credit card on an offshore account?

El Padrino said...

nice read bbb
Lucas was a man dammit

blue said...

tem needs to sit a few plays out son...get some orange wedges and a capri sun...then we'll get you back in there.

El Padrino said...

tem, no terminator but grease 2

got it

tem said...

ok self imposed time out is over.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I will choke a motherfucker if Okur is only playing 15 minutes.

Mills said...

Who is Brown Eye Avenger?

Big Brother's Brother said...

Notorious K.O.D.

blue said...

ok, new PtP...halloween edition...not a bad day

Mills said...

is it really kod? or is that a joke?

was that from Zeke's bet?

JFreak said...

You know, Portland didn't look terrible last night.

tem said...

yes it is kod from the zeke bet.

The Browneye Avenger said...

yeah, it's me, kod;

The Browneye Avenger said...

fookin Gophs

tem said...

***wall

tem said...

and i am still going to maintain that the big east is a pretty good conference.

jugdish said...

I hadn't learned about the law until after I signed up, but I didn't have any problems with it. A buddy of mine did though, but I didn't.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck you, you fucking wrinkly headed motherfucker

(battier)

Spaceman Spiff said...

i have a grammar quote from a friend too:

instead of 'might as well', she always uses 'minus well'

i'd still do her

El Padrino said...

keef u worried about Rudy?

El Padrino said...

good game spiff
did they boo kobe?

Lou said...

Happy Halloween

Spaceman Spiff said...

they booed him at intros, and first touch, after that it was all cheers

blue said...

poon express off to a great start in FNBA

Spaceman Spiff said...

missed free throws were ridiculous

blue said...

HUNGRY

Spaceman Spiff said...

yao is horrible, as in he should be scoring almost every time down the floor, but is a bitch, what a waste

Spaceman Spiff said...

at least i made 20 bucks, bet my friend yao wouldnt score 30

blue said...

did Houston try and play uptempo?

I didn't watch the game obviously

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, nope, dont think they can, yao still gets gassed

El Padrino said...

your right on Yao
he's a joke

El Padrino said...

“You can’t count Alex against payroll because he pays for himself…This is not a baseball decision, it’s a business decision. The Mets are in a rare situation where they can add a player of Alex’s performance and he doesn’t cost them a thing. To me, this is an easy, easy call.”


oh boy

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

he’d do quite well at first base due to his quick feet and soft hands, with one scout saying, ‘If Kevin Youklis can do it, Wright can do it.’…

oh boy

JFreak said...

In other news Matt Holliday still hasn't scored.

El Padrino said...

So T thoughts on Torre?

isiah thomas said...

CMFost said...
was this there so much talk about the overrated SEC here?

CMDexterManley

ToddPacker said...

"instead of 'might as well', she always uses 'minus well'"


i got an email recently that used "play it by year" (ns)

ToddPacker said...

hungry time

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"CMDexterManley"

CMosesMalone

ToddPacker said...

i still don't like the thought of arod as a met, ep

blue said...

boston legal last night had a cmfostism in it...william shatner said, "hope springs a kernel" as in a kernel of corn.

maybe it has something to do with Boston

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"instead of 'might as well', she always uses 'minus well'"

Most people around here say "mine as well".

It's in the same boat as "I could care less".

isiah thomas said...

I think you can fund a Bodog account with Neteller.

Neteller is kinda like Paypal - you can fund it with anything, CC, Bank Acct, etc.

isiah thomas said...

Rajon Rando.


Let that sink in.

isiah thomas said...

I think Moses Malone could at least read-n-write....Dexter was scraight up illiterate.

blue said...

it's going to take a while for that to sink in

El Padrino said...

i hear your concerns tp

JFreak said...

Greg Oden's ESPN The Magazine commercial is hilarious.

Beth said...

Re: Arod as a met.

After one of the biggest choke jobs in baseball history, it makes perfect sense to snap up Arod. That'll help.

(s)

isiah thomas said...

"please advice" is the best one I've got. But the chick who typed it was vietnamese so I'll cut her a break.

isiah thomas said...

and WOW.

the hot chick is dressed up and looks smoking fucking hot.

El Padrino said...

Kitna dresses like disgraced former coach Joe Cullen who drove thorugh wendy's naked if you recall

isiah thomas said...

"Rudy couldn't throw the ball in practice yesterday"

just heard it on the radio.

El Padrino said...

no such thing as a choke, unless your referring to your friday night Gag fests

isiah thomas said...

someone put a carved pumpkin in the fridge.....it wasn't fresh.

El Padrino said...

right, hence my comment to keef asking him if he's worried bout ruday

isiah thomas said...

I figured he'd dress up as Jeebus.

blue said...

kitna is fun

El Padrino said...

someone microwaved a red snapper
it smells like bad russian twat in the pantry because of it

isiah thomas said...

I switched the Laker game off when they were down 10 or 12 with a min left.

what the fuck happened?

blue said...

keith's answer last night was that Rudy hurt the hand in the game against Cal and played out...he's a gamer and will be good to go.

isiah thomas said...

that pumpkin is ripe.

who puts a carved pumpkin in the fridge?

Beth said...

"no such thing as a choke"

That's right, you keep on telling yourself that EP. Maybe one day you'll actually believe it.

isiah thomas said...

at least lil TP wasn't of Halloween age when Wuerffel was QB.

*making prayer sign with hands

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, bucket, stop, bucket,steal, bucket, steal, bucket, mike james misses 2 free throws, fisher on the fucking line bucket, battier 3 with 2 seconds, they foul kobe before he gets off a 3, misses 2nd free throw on purpose, game over

El Padrino said...

I believe it now.
choke is giving up a lead in a game, a singular game or series (playoffs)
you cant choke away a season
espeacially in beisbol

greg norman choked
2004 yankees choked (up 3-0)
the 1995 Oilers choked (up 35-3)
2002 Giants chocked (vs SF, division playoffs)

get the picture

jugdish said...

Mike Cameron suspended for 25 games for using a banned substance.

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe had a 3 in there somewhere

isiah thomas said...

choke was Beltran keeping the bat on his shoulder watching a series ending strike 3 in the NLCS.

total collapse was the Mets at the end of last season.

isiah thomas said...

next season the Mets will end the season with a murder-suicide.

Beth said...

EP, it's an issue of semantics. The pressure got to the Mets and they performed poorly down the stretch, call it what you want.

isiah thomas said...

Mike Cameron suspended for 25 games for using a banned substance.


chitlins are banned by mlb?

Tyler said...

Kobe's 3 was before Fisher's foot on the line 2.

jugdish said...

Apparently

El Padrino said...

Collapse is better.

*removing eyeballs with envelope opener*

Tyler said...

That weird bounce where Kwame and Walton both didn't want to rebound the ball and then Walton ended up knocking it into the Rocket's basket was the difference.

El Padrino said...

T, Torre?

go.

Tyler said...

They won't officially announce anything yet. I think they're still negotiating. Whatever happens, at least Grady stepped down, so that's half the battle.

jugdish said...

Beth...this could be the denial phase. Hopefully acceptance is right around the corner.

Tyler said...

Last I heard, it's going to be for about 3 years/$14 mill.

Mills said...

Is it just me or would you all not rather keep Wright at 3B and move A-Rod back to SS (2x GG'er), Reyes to 2B, and figure something out at 1B.

Or go with A-Rod at first.

I don't think A-Rod is as good at 3B as Wright is.

I think he is a much better SS than 3B.

With respect to Reyes. Hard to say. I'd want to see A-Rod back at SS first, and see how he does.

Lou said...

God bless Chick-Fil-A and all Chick-Fil-A related things.

jugdish said...

I have heard scouts say that A-rod probably shouldn't be playing SS anymore. I have no opinion either way on this.

blue said...

Arod is going to the celtics...just stop with all the other bullshit talk

Mills said...

2002 Giants chocked (vs SF, division playoffs)
---------
Bad memories.

I was in Miami for Iowa-USC Orange Bowl.

We lost.

Then the Giants blew that huge 2nd half league. I remember seeing Shockey laughing after he dropped a pass when they were still up big, and then thinking....karma will get us.

Then the Hawks lost out on Chris Leak in the recruiting race (his annoucement and decision was a HUGE deal that year. Wayne Drehs covered it multiple stories for espn.com).

Side bar -- Wayne Drehs was a sports reporter for the Daily Iowan (school paper) when I was student. He was really good for a college writer.



Good times.

El Padrino said...

too many years away from short
arod is a 3b now and that's it

El Padrino said...

weazy you should get a hysterectomy

jugdish said...

Go Dan Gable!

Mills said...

But at least I got to pay 12$ per Drink at the Delano watching the Pack get beat at home by the Falcons in what we thought was Mike Vick's coming out party in the playoffs that year.

Amazing how that didn't happen. NS.

Mills said...

Jug -- he is back as an assistant, and the Hawks are back for glory. You'll see.

Tyler said...

I heard a rumor that Arod is going to sign a contract with all Boston sports teams. He's going to play WR for the Pats this weekend, then play forward for the Bruins, and then he's a backup PG for the Celtics.

Mills said...

Jugdish is Jerry in American.

Mills said...

I heard a rumor that Arod is going to sign a contract with all Boston sports teams. He's going to play WR for the Pats this weekend, then play forward for the Bruins, and then he's a backup PG for the Celtics.
------------
they are getting a steal of a deal too. only eleventy-billion dollars over 6 years.

Mills said...

Padding the stats over the lunch hours. Gotta make up for 1.5% showing from yesterday.

Mills said...

too many years away from short
arod is a 3b now and that's it
------

well one thing is certain. he is NOT better than D Wright defensively at 3B.

blue said...

wayne drehs makes weazy wet

blue said...

"Jugdish is Jerry in American."

is this some new language you invented? American, that is.

mills=weazy in American

Keith S said...

I don't have a bodog acct, I have an acct w/ sportsinteraction.com and don't have any problems.

Mills said...

I was edumacated at the same schools as Channing Crowder.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

CUNT

Mills said...

2nd half of giant calzone from yesterday. num num

jugdish said...

Actually, from Seinfeld, Jugdish is Hindu for Jerry. I think it was Hindu.

Mills said...

ok Deke?

Mills said...

I thought she said it was Indian for Jerry. I just watched it this past week. But am not sure if it was Indian.

Is that where the name comes from btw?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Then the Giants blew that huge 2nd half league."

is cummy contagious weazy?

Mills said...

i was always partial to thejugwhite.

Keith S said...

"keef u worried about Rudy?"

Nah. I saw the play he hurt it on, confusion in the backfield on a handoff during the 2nd quarter. He was playing shitty at the time, then after that play he went something like 14-19 for 200 and a TD the rest of the game. He'll be fine. Rudy is holier then now.

Mills said...

its a rough day spiff. i am speaking american, and league = lead.

El Padrino said...

keef you use a CC?

El Padrino said...

weazy you should get a hysterectomy

jugdish said...

Its been awhile since I've seen the episode...but hindu sticks out in my mind.

Keith S said...

"keef you use a CC?"

I use my debit card.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rudy minus well play

Keith S said...

Why? You're not the FBI are you?

blue said...

Erickson said he'd be shocked and apalled if Rudy didn't play this week..it's preposterous

El Padrino said...

FBI, no.

my bookie got pinched
looking for a different avenue
for now to lay low
i had 5 accounts that i collected for him so thats not cool

tem said...

that sucks el pad.

tem said...

hysterectomy cracks me up.

holier than now cracks me up.

tem said...

minus well play cracks me up.

please advice cracks me up.

blue said...

holier then now

Keith S said...

I think I'm going to wear shorts, a t-shirt and flip flops to work today and say I'm dressed as a college student.

El Padrino said...

that'll work keef, or a beach bum

blue said...

cmblue was excited today because she got to wear sweatpants to work as part of her costume...she's a pregnant mouse I guess.

jugdish said...

Some cops tried to grab one of Rev's fritters.

El Padrino said...

philly has gotten so bad it's like a GTA or Crackdown video game

JFreak said...

The Contender theme sounds like the theme of Transformers.

tem said...

rev does not fuck around.

Mills said...

whatever happened to ebntx?

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