Thursday, October 11, 2007

Hmmmpppffrhhh

Just got notice from NFLshop.com that my order for 10 hats was cancelled. Hopefully the order for 4 still goes through.

I've decided I want a Rockies-Indians World Series. Just because it'd be nice to see a new organization win.

In sporting news from last night, Dave Wannstedt is still a horrible coach. Second overtime, 3rd & goal from the 2, down by 3, he calls for two straight passes. His RB had something like 150+ yards in the game. Plus, on 4th down, instead of going for the field goal, he threw a fade. A fade, people! The worst pass known to man, and that was his go-to move when it mattered?

Now for what you've been waiting for. Videos of the week.


The previous video has a written form of the presentation. You can view it here.


Now, this one's quality is complete crap, but I thought it was funny anyway.

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ToddPacker said...

just in case ep wasn't watching:

islanders 2
rangers 1

ToddPacker said...

.... and by the way the lightning are 3-0.... i know everyone wants as much NHL info as possible

Beth said...

And conversly TP, the Thrashers are 0-3...

On the bright side, I'm going to the game on Saturday. :-)

ToddPacker said...

the gipper got yanked out of the ground

ToddPacker said...

who are they playing, beth?

ToddPacker said...

the sunshine network (local sports channel) just added a hd feed.... hockey in hd is fantastic

Beth said...

TP, they're playing the Devils, which I know zero about. But it's magnetic schedule giveaway night. :-)

ToddPacker said...

so beth is going to the colorado rockies games saturday night

El Padrino said...

Rangers played last night?

Let me know when May comes around cuz that's about when i start watching hockey.

El Padrino said...

hockey in HD is awesome, that's no lie

El Padrino said...

TP i got bad news, Jets might go 2-15 this year. At least they would have the #1 pick.

Beth said...

Not sure what the prevalent view of Michelle Wie is on LOV, but she turns 18 today.

blue said...

the temperature forecast for the first pitch here on sunday night is like 53 or something....I'd say that's advantage rockies.

El Padrino said...

I'll take the Z but I'm not happy about it.

El Padrino said...

nevermind

blue said...

"Not sure what the prevalent view of Michelle Wie is on LOV, but she turns 18 today."

I'd do her

Beth said...

And EP, if the Jets go 2-15 there's a good chance that'll only be good enough for the #2 pick behind the Falcons.

El Padrino said...

Possibly, and dont forget about the Bills.

El Padrino said...

And I'd do Wie....

blue said...

the rams will have the #1 pick

blue said...

kobe wants to be traded

blue said...

if Miami starts playing John Beck in the next few weeks, they could be picking #1

blue said...

no sports on tv at night, makes for a dull evening. wtf is "pushing daisies"

El Padrino said...

Beck was a fine QB at BYU

El Padrino said...

Pitt/Navy doesnt float your boat?

El Padrino said...

it actually was a good game

blue said...

I pulled a sneaky natty up there.

Beck will be a good QB in the league...but not as a rookie

El Padrino said...

agreed, jus sayin he had a nice college career

blue said...

I can't believe that Iowa is only a 3.5 pt dog against Illinois...Illinois looks legit...Iowa looks awful

tem said...

i don't get the chicken video.

tem said...

and that madden play happens all the time in real life.

tem said...

i walked into a graveyard.

tem said...

i will search for graves that i think have money buried in them.

i am not above grave robbing.

well maybe i am.

tem said...

that game is at iowa blue and mills bet his entire life savings and future earnings on iowa, that affected the spread.

tem said...

hockey in HD is good, but not in october. like el pad, contact me in may when it matters.

tem said...

hmm, TPS or just running rampant and unchecked in here?

tem said...

i guess TPS wins because deadlines loom.

eff deadlines.

ToddPacker said...

hockey was one of the only things on last night, besides the pitt game

El Padrino said...

pre-season nuba was on

ToddPacker said...

even though it's only october, the islander/ranger game was really good.... the last 10 minutes was like playoff hockey... good stuff

Big Brother's Brother said...

one... one two... UGH..


we got the real live shit from front to back...

ToddPacker said...

i actually watched some of the florida/south carolina womens volleyball last night.... womens v.ball has some thick chicks

El Padrino said...

all my peoples in the huh where the fuck you at

El Padrino said...

Di Pietro was money last night i hear...

ToddPacker said...

yeah, he had a great 3rd period.... rangers were getting good shots from all over the place

El Padrino said...

that bush thing is alive and well
usc in some trouble

Keith S said...

NHL talk < track talk.

El Padrino said...

keef i tried again, i might not have the parts to do it but check it out

Keith S said...

Wie would be cute until she whipped out Mr. Johnson

Keith S said...

EP
I like that one better. The first one was tough because Roy/CJ is on a bye this week and I wouldn't have enough WR, plus Boldin is still out. But the new one looks good. I'll check it when I get home.

Keith S said...

And yes, I know fantasy talk < NHL talk < track talk

Keith S said...

Jeff Francis is getting rocked tonight. Just so you know ahead of time.

El Padrino said...

dbacks win game 1, everyone knows that

Keith S said...

5 days off hurts Colorado more than AZ.

ToddPacker said...

rockies will sweep

El Padrino said...

zeke nov 10th, sugar shane and cotto

i like watching cotto fight

Keith S said...

"rockies will sweep"

I think your jat is on too tight today.

ToddPacker said...

tight jat... funny

ToddPacker said...

ok... how about rockies in 6

ToddPacker said...

or maybe dbacks in 6

blue said...

I think maybe rockies in 3

ToddPacker said...

blue is very confident

blue said...

it's not like Webb is unbeatable...he actually has a worse record than Francis this season....of course he had a lower ERA and really got it going towards the end of the season.

Keith S said...

Yeah and 40-something consecutive scoreless innings isn't bad.

Keith S said...

Plus, he's a fatass.

Keith S said...

I think being fat is a prerequisite to pitch for the Dbacks. That's why RJ isn't pitching, it has nothing to do with his back.

El Padrino said...

Webb is so much better than Francis, i dont care if francis was 20-1 this year i'd take webb over him

rockies in 6 sounds right, seems like this team has that thing this year

ToddPacker said...

i forgot the unit was back on the dbacks

El Padrino said...

i hate when people send me chain letters

El Padrino said...

NFL today 1975

Nfl today 1978

JFreak said...

"i don't get the chicken video."

It's basically mocking all those self-important presentations that "experts" put on.

I'm sure you've been to a conference or lecture where the speaker has been droning on so long that all they say just becomes jibberish.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Not sure what the prevalent view of Michelle Wie is on LOV, but she turns 18 today."

awesome

blue said...

"Yeah and 40-something consecutive scoreless innings isn't bad."

quit living in the past

Keith S said...

Mize ♥ shemales

Keith S said...

Technically Francis having a better regular season record is in the past.

blue said...

If I was living in the past, i'd talk about how Webb is 1-3 with an ERA over 5 against the rockies this year...but i'm not living in the past

El Padrino said...

all that crap doesnt count

blue if you were a manager and you were facing a game 7 must win

would you choose Brandon Webb

or

Joe Francis?

Keith S said...

Who's Joe Francis?

JFreak said...

Deke, why did you pick up Caddilac in the keeper league?

ToddPacker said...

"Who's Joe Francis?"


isn't he the db from girls gone wild

Keith S said...

Can't he keep him for next year?

JFreak said...

Oh...yeah.

Keeper.

Silly me.

Keith S said...

"Who's Joe Francis?

isn't he the db from girls gone wild"

Don't act like you don't know.

blue said...

he is the GGW guy

blue said...

I'm not saying i'd choose jeff/joe franics over Webb. I'm saying that of all the teams he's faced, Webb seems to have the most trouble with the Rockies, and they won't be afraid of him.

It's like if the Mets had shelled Cole Hamels a couple of times. He wouldn't have that edge, but the manager would still want to pitch him.

El Padrino said...

exactly blue, you answered my question

you'd take webb irregardless of his past performances vs a certain team

blue said...

that being said...if webb holds the rockies down, francis better do the same, like he did against the phils

blue said...

I'm predicting 4 runs will win the game tonight for either team

isiah thomas said...

Michelle Wie > Brooke Hogan

Wie is so doable. And I bet she could cook up some mean fried rice afterwards.

El Padrino said...

spiif you have a espn offer

blue said...

I was surprised last week that zeke didn't make a beth=brooke hogan comparison with her picture...just for laughs

El Padrino said...

yeah the under is a nice bet

isiah thomas said...

the chick in beth's pic is attractive, I just don't think its her.

when in rome.

Keith S said...

Is Wie Asian or is she Hawaiian?

blue said...

what's the o/u line?

Keith S said...

I thought the picture was at a lake, not in Rome.

blue said...

"Is Wie Asian or is she Hawaiian?'

what's the difference?

she's hawasian

El Padrino said...

i've been into hybrids lately

El Padrino said...

7.5 runs

El Padrino said...

Under is 6-2 in ARI last 8 overall.

ARI are 6-2 in their last 8 games following a win.

BUT

COL are 6-2 in the last 8 meetings.


Which trend do you play?

El Padrino said...

webb is 3-0 in his last three with a 2.21, that's in 20.1 innings

Keith S said...

"COL are 6-2 in the last 8 meetings.

Which trend do you play?"

The last 2 wins were after AZ clinched home field advantage.

Keith S said...

just sayin...

isiah thomas said...

its supposed to get up to 96 today - roof might be closed = ball doesn't sail.

might be worth something

Keith S said...

I'm sure it will be open. It cools off quickly at night now.

Keith S said...

Last week it was open for the Cubs series and it was just as hot.

El Padrino said...

keef there is no denying Colorado's hotness up until now

El Padrino said...

Over is 17-8 when the wind is 0-10MPH

so i dont know if the roof open or closed plays into anything

Keith S said...

Absolutely not. 18 out of 19 or whatever it is is awesome.

El Padrino said...

Winds are 7MPH out of the south east, currently

Keith S said...

But they were playing every day. Now they've had 5 days off. Don't you think that will have some sort of effect on them?

blue said...

rockies were 40-1 odds in March of making the WS...just making it there...A guy in the office put $100 down on them (he does every year)...they are now 4-1

blue said...

Hurdle is messing with the lineup too. I can smell disaster cooking

Keith S said...

$4,000 would be nice.

isiah thomas said...

roof might be closed

Keith S said...

I know that zeke. I'm just saying, I've never seen it closed during a postseason game.

isiah thomas said...

you see it in all sports, some team gets incredibly hot down the stretch and into the early rounds of the playoffs, has a long layoff and then they lose all positive mo.

isiah thomas said...

what's AZ's record ATS when they have that trumpet guy doing the anthem?

El Padrino said...

"But they were playing every day. Now they've had 5 days off. Don't you think that will have some sort of effect on them?"

absolutely

Dbags and the under tonight, a little reverse to kick off the betting weekend

isiah thomas said...

I've never seen it closed during a postseason game.

wasn't it closed during 1 game of the Cubs series?

Keith S said...

"wasn't it closed during 1 game of the Cubs series?"

Nope.

Keith S said...

We talked about that last week. It was hot and muggy out, but it wasn't hot in the stadium even with the roof open. They blast the AC irregardless.

Deacon Dr. Tyler Love said...

I passed a Dale Jr. Superfan on the freeway this morning. He had a red Monte Carlo with giant #8 stickers on the doors and a ton of decals everywhere. What does that guy do now?

blue said...

Open it up, it's supposed to be 88 at first pitch..that's not too hot.

conversely it's supposed to be 53 for the first pitch here sunday.

El Padrino said...

10-4 when trumpet guys does anthem, this of course is only over the past 14 games.

when i cap a game, I cap a mufuggin game

isiah thomas said...

you sure game 2 it wasn't closed? it rained like shit that night

Keith S said...

I wasn't at game 2. But rain is different. It's not supposed to rain tonight.

Keith S said...

Let me rephrase...I've never seen it closed during a postseason game due to temperature.

El Padrino said...

keef's point :

Rockies are 0-5 in Francis' last 5 starts with 7 or more days of rest.

isiah thomas said...

Game 2....from mlb.com

Weather: 75 degrees, roof closed.


OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keith S said...

It was a surprise seeing the trumpet guy last week. Haven't seen him since '01.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

1

2

3

4

5

6

Okay. I couldn't find the one pic I was looking for. Sabrina is searching...

isiah thomas said...

Keef with the Primetime backpeddle.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke, why did you pick up Caddilac in the keeper league?"

I didn't pick up Cadillac.

El Padrino said...

i like 6 deke, i would make her wear that with me

isiah thomas said...

EP if those trumpet guy stats are real....*tipping cap

Keith S said...

Well shit, of course they would close it if it's raining.

isiah thomas said...

excellent work Deke.

blue said...

PTP updated...not a great day...saving the "good stuff" for friday

isiah thomas said...

T, Nascar guy in LA.

interesting.

isiah thomas said...

although the automotive museum where Biggie got shot had a small replica nascar-car outside of it when I worked near it.

El Padrino said...

I made those up, i couldnt find them. I do have Ronan stats though (the fat irish guy who always sings god bless A at yankees games to ice the oppoenent when the yanks are losin)

Yanks win 15 out of 18 times when that dude sings in the 7th inning but 1-3 when he does the National Anthem

go figure

Keith S said...

I'm sure I missed this back in the day...but who's Sabrina?

El Padrino said...

i would make wie shoot golf balls out of her vadge and into a cowboy hat

just thinking out loud

sorry

isiah thomas said...

Sabrina is deke's co-worker, who I believe watches Sabrina the Teenage Witch re-runs. (NS)

isiah thomas said...

you could make wie airtight with a flagstick, some golf balls and your johnson.

isiah thomas said...

I always found that highly ironic that the Yanks got an irish guy to sing a song about America.

blue said...

tyler-

that guy will now go out and buy #88 and mountain dew stuff. he'll be all over it as soon as it's available.

El Padrino said...

He's Ronan, the Irish Tenor.

isiah thomas said...

nice update blue, may I suggest cropping out any and all pictures of men though, regardless of how it would make the pic look.

Also, does SECpoon charge you royalties for ripping off their idea?

El Padrino said...

No Clue....gotta love the bible.

Born with lower limb disabilities, Tynan elected to have both legs amputated at the age of 20 due to complications caused by a car accident. Within weeks of the accident, he was climbing stairs at his college dormitory on artificial legs. Within a year, Tynan was winning in the international Paralympics. Between 1981 and 1984, he amassed eighteen gold medals and fourteen world records.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I guess I did pick him up. Well played by me.

Keith S said...

Tynan > teej

El Padrino said...

and he can sing to boot!

wow

Keith S said...

I think Tynan and the trumpet guy both started about the same time, right after 9/11

isiah thomas said...

Tynan was winning in the international Paralympics. Between 1981 and 1984, he amassed eighteen gold medals and fourteen world records.

international competitive eating Paralympics?

isiah thomas said...

I peeped game on the trumpet guy back in 98 or so. Dood is sweet.

blue said...

"Also, does SECpoon charge you royalties for ripping off their idea?"

stealing ideas is the american way...if you can build a better model, that's the capitalistic way.

Keith S said...

Oh, I never saw him before 9/11. My bad.

El Padrino said...

I'd much rather her than him

Keith S said...

I ate 12 of those chocolate donut gems this morning. Gross.

isiah thomas said...

I saw him play with that guitar guy Esteban at the Hyatt in Gainey Ranch prob 8 or so years ago.

not sure if you've seen that Esteban guy - he's always selling his guitars/cds on infomercials.

Apparently he played regularly at the Hyatt back then.

Keith S said...

No idea.

Keith S said...

Unless it's Esteban Loaiza.

blue said...

playing a hotel lounge = bigtime in arizona?

isiah thomas said...

EP have you peeped game on the Pavlick/Taylor fight yet?

isiah thomas said...

It's not big time but they were pretty good.

Keith S said...

zeke
If you ever get a chance on a Saturday night, go to a restaurant in Chandler called Va Bene. They have a live band there called DyVerse. Awesome Italian food and the band is great, and one of the singers is Jessica Alba look-a-like

isiah thomas said...

Esteban

the guy seems like a whack job but he can play.

tem said...

i tried to pick cadillac up.

Keith S said...

And the other singer was on Idol a few years ago.

isiah thomas said...

nice recommendation, I'll look into it. (ns)

blue said...

"and one of the singers is Jessica Alba look-a-like"

I seriously hope it's not an all boy band

tem said...

chipolte for lunch, my stomach is about to explode.

also lunch was 1hr late. my day is all fucked up now.

tem said...

game tonight will be 6-5.

Keith S said...

The dudes play the instruments, then there are 2 chicks that sing.

blue said...

I wish I would have started Pac-10 poon back before I went to college...or at least did some research...fuck trying to play basketball, ASU or USC would have been a better choice in the long run.

blue said...

or UCSB...even though I did check out the school it was during the summer when there weren't all these sweet poon parties.

El Padrino said...

excellent fight zeke

they thought the kid was done....

Keith S said...

Not much poon at Idaho?

Spaceman Spiff said...

michelle wie is asian, she's just from hawaii

no doubt, i'd ram her

isiah thomas said...

re-watching and hearing Lennox Lewis keep saying "he's done, he's done" in the 2nd round is funny.

blue said...

"Not much poon at Idaho?"

It wasn't horrible, but a large portion of the school is engineering and then it has a large forestry/outdoorsy type program.

Hot women don't like engineering and nature...they like beaches.

Although Wazzu was only 8 miles away, and they've always been a strong poon school

Keith S said...

When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch.

Keith S said...

"Hot women don't like engineering"

Get out of here.

tem said...

why would you want to do that keef?

how about a watch into an HDTV?

blue said...

americans can turn a delorean into a time machine, what's your point?

Keith S said...

The Asian comment was from Reggie White, not me.

blue said...

Reggie White is dead

Keith S said...

More RW...

Hispanics are gifted in family structure. You can see a Hispanic person and they can put 20 or 30 people in one home. They were gifted in the family structure.

El Padrino said...

keef i like where your head's at today, good work.

tem said...

reggie white liked foreign people.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Going back to my Wie gallery. EP, the pic I'm looking for is another in outfit 6 from an issue of Golf Digest with her ass almost completely hanging out.

blue said...

what makes something a Digest as opposed to a magazine.

Keith S said...

He also likes gay people...


We've allowed this sin [homosexuality] to run rampant in our nation, and because it has run rampant in our nation, our nation is in the condition it's in today.

El Padrino said...

works for me deke, link'er up when u find it

blue said...

RW was a reverand...reverands hate gay people...right Rev?

Keith S said...

Digest

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"works for me deke, link'er up when u find it"

I don't think I'll be able to find it.

El Padrino said...

shit.

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