Thursday, October 25, 2007

Hey Boston, I wanted to tell you something

I hate the Patriots.

I hate the Red Sox.

I hate the Celtics.

I hate the BC Eagles.

I hate the Bruins.

I hate every single thing about your stupid city and your stupid culture. I'd literally rather cut off my toes with a spoon than listen to your insufferableness.


That is all.

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JFreak said...

I'd like to introduce you to one of my new favorite Page 2 segments, Straight Cash, Homie.

Basically, it's pictures of the worst jerseys possible being worn in public.

Big Brother's Brother said...

it's destiny!!11!!

El Padrino said...

well alright

El Padrino said...

told ya blue

last night was easy money

ToddPacker said...

did the redsox win?

ToddPacker said...

3 straight rev-days is impressive

blue said...

it's just one game..but damn, franklin morales got shook, and speier...wtf

I turned it off before the total implosion, after morales gave up the double to Ortiz that made it 8-1 or something.

ToddPacker said...

it would have been nice if beckett took a line drive off of his rev-sized head during the garbage innings

ToddPacker said...

those tulo jeter-facts were disturbing

ToddPacker said...

i didn't watch the whole game.... did america win free tacos?

Big Brother's Brother said...

no answer for ya TP... but i do have an early morning swat

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'll whoop dat ass with my walker

blue said...

yeah, they made a big deal about Tulowitzki being a big fan of jeter's when the Yankees came to town earlier in the year.

And I agree to a point with Zeke that the Cal Ripken comparisons are ridiculous at this point, but understand that it was Cal himself who was making the comparisons when TBS was here, and Cal admitted that Tulowitzki was definitely a better defensive player already than Cal ever was.

blue said...

freak said that somebody stole a bag last night, so free tacos were stolen.

not sure when you can get your free taco though

El Padrino said...

yo quiero taco bell

Mills said...

Go Gaytors:

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

Mills said...

Looks like the 100 million dollar payroll streak will end for the first time in 130 years.

*sigh* big market baseball.


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also -- does anyone else see the "email follow-up comments to..."

Mills said...

whats with that?

Big Brother's Brother said...

TB - their commercial for that super cheesy burrito thing makes me ill.

blue said...

quality florida edumacation for channing crowder

blue said...

"i couldn't find london on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries"

does he still not realize that London is a city, not a country?

Mills said...

Blue --

He did NOT realize they spoke ENGLISH IN ENGLAND. Don't expect him to know London is a CITY.

blue said...

No, he didn't realize they spoke english in London.

Mills said...

And London is where again?

exactly

blue said...

you're missing the point again retard...nowhere does he say that he didn't know people in England spoke English...It's obvious he didn't know London was in England....

tem69 said...

from last post:

5) get my broom and bang on the ceiling intermittently throughout the morning when I have to get up for work and he is sleeping, or

that is my answer.

tem69 said...

and the gradkowski jersey is awesome.

especially after he "sold" the number to garcia.

tem69 said...

wtf is up with this "Email follow-up comments to" box?

tem69 said...

should i drop the 69 today? i think it ran its course.

tem69 said...

damn i2i with mills again on the follow up box.

and somehow that shit got checked.

my inbox is going to be flooded.

tem69 said...

ok so i unchecked the box. rev-30 emails did not need to be sent.

tem69 said...

""I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,"


apparently he knows London is in England.

otherwise seeing "ENGLAND" on a map wouldn't really help him find London.

tem69 said...

Crowder sounds like a funny guy.

I have a hard time remembering which nations speak portugese and which speak spanish.

tem69 said...

i am just running wild on this shit.

not even tits can stop me.

CMFost said...



taco

tem69 said...

i watched the WS for about 20 mins.

Doppler 10,003's prediction of Rockies in 6 doesn't look so good right now. Maybe Schilling or whoever is pitching today will shit the bed.

tem said...

also good post today.

it could be a "Truths" column.

El Padrino said...

i'm thinking fuddruckers today spiff

El Padrino said...

the channing quote was gold

blue said...

fuck the rockies and their fucking stupid asses

El Padrino said...

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

you got what I nneeeeeeeedd

but you say he's just a friend

yes you say he's just a friend

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH BABBYY
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

tem said...

blue you might not get to see 2 WS games.

El Padrino said...

easy blue, schilling tonight

blue said...

yeah, maybe not.

I have to be optimistic "it's only one game"..."they don't start out game 2 down 12 runs"..."schilling sucks"..."i expected them to lose game 1"..."it can't get any worse"..."hey, at least they made it to the World Series"..."at least they aren't the mets".

you know

El Padrino said...

not cool man

not cool

blue said...

i'm just messin'

blue said...

i'm just so distraught that I have to take shots at other people's teams to make me feel ok

(s)

tem said...

blue are you at home again today?

Big Brother's Brother said...

please add:

"at least their pitchers didnt commit 80 errors" to the list.

tem said...

or at least they have had a winning season in the last 15 years.

tem said...

.0695Rev

blue said...

how about at least I still have Pac-10Poon?

ToddPacker said...

crowder quotes were funny

blue said...

speaking of which...today is tribute to tempe12 at PtP...longest.post.evar!!!

ToddPacker said...

ptp was terrible yesterday

blue said...

yeah, PtP had a rough outing yesterday...it's like it walked in 3 runs

ToddPacker said...

maybe yesterdays ptp caused the rockies to lose last night

ToddPacker said...

"quality florida edumacation for channing crowder"


channing only spent 2 years at uf... he's from georgia so, that expalins a lot

tem said...

when PTP is good, the rockies win.

tem said...

anything good happen in LOV AD yesterday?

ToddPacker said...

"anything good happen in LOV AD yesterday?"


i think the rockies lost

tem said...

i heard it was a close game though. Is that right?

El Padrino said...

it was close when yaztremski threw out the first pitch

ToddPacker said...

yaz is still alive?

ToddPacker said...

today is friday for me

ToddPacker said...

heading to jacksonville early tomorrow am

blue said...

blah

blue said...

i feel like deke today...i got nothing

blue said...

TP will be pleased to know that shamhoff wrote an "essay" on why he's a florida bandwagon fan.

ToddPacker said...

so you're going to the bathroom a lot today, blue

ToddPacker said...

"TP will be pleased to know that shamhoff wrote an "essay" on why he's a florida bandwagon fan"



shammy is a waste of time

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuddruckers is unbelievable

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Today's PtP is awesome

Mills said...

Whitlock has taken to calling Larry Johnson "LJ-Z" for his gansta-ness

isiah thomas said...

can we please have a LOV moment of silence for keef's anoos. He visits Dr. J today.


































thank you

isiah thomas said...

awesome, weasel is here.

tem said...

Keith 112 15.07%
blue 101 13.59%
tem69 94 12.65%
Meiz 91 12.25%
zeke 81 10.90%
tyler 63 8.48%
el pad 60 8.08%
TP 42 5.65%
Freak 33 4.44%
Mills 17 2.29%
jug 12 1.62%
Cummy 11 1.48%
BBB 9 1.21%
Kod 7 0.94%
tem 4 0.54%
beth 3 0.40%
Spiff 3 0.40%

tem said...

that's yesterdays stats, maybe off by 1 or 2 comments.

isiah thomas said...

I got through about a paragraph of shammy's bullshit. His wife is born-n-raised in gainesville?

She is 100% jew right? Explain how this happened TP.

El Padrino said...

*sign of the cross for keef's hole

ToddPacker said...

i like how tem a nd tem 69 are list separately

Mills said...

you know jerry is jugdish in indian?

that episode of seinfeld was on last night. JUGDISH!!!

tem said...

i thought about combining them, but i am too lazy.

now it is HUNGRY time

Beth said...

Damn, cumfast had more comments yesterday than I did, that's not right.

tem said...

i might have to give mid day stats so people know who needs to step it up.

JFreak said...

I have risen.

tem said...

yeah beth, step it up, you are tied today.

Mills said...

Meiz put up 91? That seems inflated or PED enhanced at a minimum.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Moment of silence...

ToddPacker said...

"Explain how this happened TP"


no clue.... i'm guessing maybe her dad is/was a professor.... but really i try not to even think about shammy

Mills said...

awesome, weasel is here.
---------
yup -- and you are still a ginourmous pos.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was all over the map yesterday, weaz. Slow day @ work. It'll be slower today.

Mills said...

you know what -- i wanted it broken down by WPC (words per comment). Two word comments should not equal 5 sentences. NawhadImean?

JFreak said...

Shush weaz.

Beth said...

Actually, I was thinking that instead of me commenting more maybe cumfast could comment less.

ToddPacker said...

i'm taking a tem lunch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have some important info for Tem(and all if you missed it) after my dump...

Mills said...

Royals new 1B coach is named

Rusty Kuntz........(go to that juvenile place)

stagename or not?

Mills said...

dude its 10:30 here and already hungry time for me. i am hurting.

Mills said...

gotta get my cowboy on tonight - heading with mrsmills to a rascal flatts concert.

i am really not ready for country music tonight.

Mills said...

or ever.

Beth said...

And on PTP today there's a girl in a camo bikini. So see, it's not just a Georgia thing. :-)

isiah thomas said...

I always wondered what the weasel looked like. While he may see me as a "ginormous pos", I see him as this.

isiah thomas said...

have a heart weasel, no more than 2 comments in a row from you please.

blue said...

the guy from tempe12 wants to send me a box of calendars to raffle off/give away...cmblue probably wouldn't understand

Big Brother's Brother said...

DING DING!

Big Brother's Brother said...

i just had a BLT sammy. always tasty.

Big Brother's Brother said...

*and mooched from someone else's stash.

Big Brother's Brother said...

grow a pair, blueballs. step up your game and take PTP to the next, next level.

blue said...

what's the next, next level?

blue said...

I'm thinking about making PtP t-shirts.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i am clearly runnin' with the devil.

El Padrino said...

blue i just looked at your keeper league team

good team

now grow a pair and take the calendars

Big Brother's Brother said...

it's the level after the next one.

take it there.

El Padrino said...

eye to eye with bbbbbbbbbbbb

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

As copied from LoV AD:

THISis bullshit. Look at who's managing the Cubs.


The guy that runs my Brewers blog is managing the Brew Crew.

Big Brother's Brother said...

if EP/TP can execute a beer gift, calendars should be no problem.

blue said...

this is how I imagine weazy

blue said...

I could have the calendars shipped to work, I guess

isiah thomas said...

oh yeah, he's rockin ear muffs fo sho.

isiah thomas said...

and I hope by "raffle off" means "all LOV members get one"

blue said...

oh, i'd be giving them away to LoV members if they were so inclined.

Big Brother's Brother said...

make sure not to leave the box in the room where she's bed-ridden and she shouldnt find em..

El Padrino said...

you mean you havent told your wife you run a pic blog where in people send you in pictures of scantilly clad women?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Have you theen my beisbol

El Padrino said...

no fuddruckers spiff

beer instead for lunch today

1pm down at the irish bar
sounds like a brisket on rye dye with a couple of cold ones

blue said...

"you mean you havent told your wife you run a pic blog where in people send you in pictures of scantilly clad women?"

she doesn't know that I run the site

El Padrino said...

tell her tonight over some pasta alfredo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm getting Taco Bell for dinner

blue said...

of course, if I give away these calendars, I'll have to pay for shipping, and that's stupid

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Started looking @ Shammy's post today. He's a fucking Chicago loyalist. So he jumps from the second city to Gainesville?!?!?

isiah thomas said...

shammy sucks. fuck shammy.

blue said...

i'm tired of him...i need someone new to hate

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I could arrange a shipping type deally if needed...

blue said...

although the thought had crossed my mind to send in a picture of his wife to poonsec.com...not sure if that's cool or not.

blue said...

maybe I should have them shipped to deke, he could be an official PtP distributor

isiah thomas said...

i'm tired of him...i need someone new to hate

shammy continues to give you new reasons to hate him. stay the course.

El Padrino said...

spiff i sent you a offer

isiah thomas said...

EP I just put your deal through.

blue said...

el retardo's FNBA cheat sheet

isiah thomas said...

I've got another FNBA draft tonight.

blue said...

I could have guessed el retardo's #1 pick without even having to guess

blue said...

the chargers should come play at Invesco on Sunday...they seem to do alright here.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

har har har

blue said...

why does Tennessee continue to get lines where they are more than a TD favorite?

El Padrino said...

what pick u got zeke?

isiah thomas said...

won't know until 30 mins before the draft.

had the #1 slot last night. wasn't feeling it, although I like my team.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Simmons is clearly a retard.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We need to get things squared away for the NBA Preview.

El Padrino said...

give us the roster kid, dont hold out

who'd ya get

blue said...

simmons is a homer...he would argue that Larry Bird is the greatest player ever in the face of Michael Jordan.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Anybody have thoughts on me picking up Garbajosa as a FA?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If Zeke posts his roster, ther'll be the fallout of me having to then post mine.

tem said...

"I have some important info for Tem(and all if you missed it) after my dump..."

was it the Cubs stuff?

blue said...

you already don't like your team deke?

Garbajosa's minutes will probably go down if Barngani starts playing well. figure he's behind Bosh and Barngani unless they start playing with a really big lineup.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It was the Shamford getting to do something in a nat'l publication.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No, I like my team just fine. As long as the chips fall like they should.

tem said...

shamford angers me.

i should be managing a team.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Garbajosa wouldn't see any PT from me. Just a position move.

tem said...

and no mills, i will not do a word count of each post, that would take me far too long to cut n paste into excel and sort and what not.

tem said...

it already takes long enough just to do the cut n paste and countif thing

tem said...

and finally catching up:

"Actually, I was thinking that instead of me commenting more maybe cumfast could comment less."


can't it be both?

isiah thomas said...

12 team Y! league (no idea who the other owners are) standard Y! set-up. 1st draft of the season, 1st pick.

PG Chauncey Billups
SG Kirk Hinrich
G Baron Davis
SF Kevin Garnett
PF Zach Randolph
F Al Harrington
C Boris Diaw
C Nenad Krstic
Util Raymond Felton
Util Charlie Villanueva
BN Channing Frye
BN Marvin Williams
BN Paul Millsap

blue said...

3009 words currently, that's an average of 18.80 words/post

tem said...

was C Nenad Krstic your first pick?

tem said...

nah blue he wanted a word per post average for each person.

isiah thomas said...

Krstic was a steal at #1

isiah thomas said...

and its a H2H league

El Padrino said...

I like marvin, Garnett #1 i aint feeling

El Padrino said...

wait, what?

isiah thomas said...

yeah I spaced on the #1 pick and got timed out, I was going to take LBJ #1

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke missed the beginning of the draft. AND HE HAD THE #1 PICK.

isiah thomas said...

it's not like I got stuck with Scalabrine deke...

El Padrino said...

alrighty then

LUNCHTIME

carry this fucker to 2pm for me, I expect close to 3 hunge when i return

isiah thomas said...

and its a free league full on donkeys....yeah, I'm making excuses.

isiah thomas said...

we'll work on 3 hundo, you work on getting blatto.

blue said...

as of 12:51 today

170 comments (23.16% of Rev)

Blue 35 20.59%
El Pad 20 11.76%
Tem 20 11.76%
TP 18 10.59%
Deke 17 10.00%
Zeke 15 8.82%
Weazy 14 8.24%
BBB 13 7.65%
tem69 10 5.88%
Beth 3 1.76%
Freak 3 1.76%
Cumfast 1 0.59%
Spiff 1 0.59%

blue said...

midday updates

isiah thomas said...

can you ax the Dr. J to put you out while he shoves a garden hose up your ass? No way you can do that otherwise.

JFreak said...

Just received this in an e-mail

The MSD of Pike Township School district administrative staff has
received what we believe to be credible information regarding an
important warning for parents pertaining to the dangerous drug, crystal methamphetamine or crystal meth. According to sources, a form of the drug that looks like strawberry pop rocks, called strawberry meth or strawberry quick, has been handed out to children in Arizona. Children have mistaken the harmful substance (which also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape, and orange) for candy, ingested it and become extremely ill as a result. Although at this time, there have been no reports of this occurring in our area experts do believe that this threat may spread. Please instruct your child not to accept candy meeting the above description from anyone and report any concerns immediately.


Candy meth. That is awesome.

blue said...

they will put you under for a colonoscopy...they don't like to, but they will if you ask.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You hadn't mentioned the freeness of the league.

Forgiven

blue said...

maybe I should run in some scrub FNBA league

JFreak said...

I suppose Keith has a hand in that.

isiah thomas said...

one of the less bernadish chicks here - her ass has gotten completely out of control - totally disproportionate to her body.

She's a S up top but a L down below.

I want to get to know that thing.

tem said...

keith is going to need a strong showing this afternoon to catch up.

tem said...

"She's a S up top but a L down below."

please advise.

isiah thomas said...

strawberry meth and cheese he-ron.

excellent.

I'm waiting for the filet migcrack myself.

isiah thomas said...

she's a small chick - borderline petite.

if she was buying a bra she'd get a smaller size, if she was buying panties she'd get a large.

tem said...

the news yesterday had news of a "new" drug that you can get over the counter that makes you all kinds of high apparently.

they told you where to get it and everything.

i forget the name though, because i am dumb.

Big Brother's Brother said...

flavored meth? fuckin a, my business will take OFF!

isiah thomas said...

deke - thoughts on my team?

I'm obviously guard heavy but overall I like the squad.

Big Brother's Brother said...

peanut butter and chocolate.. mmm

u could even make meth s'mores.

blue said...

what is this crystal meth you speak of?

isiah thomas said...

and her ass grew in span of two months, the rest of her is the same - it's not like she got fat anywhere else.

Big Brother's Brother said...

handful up top but a load down below.

dont lose a hand, ezekial.

tem said...

so i am just going to walk into the pharmacy and axe for the shit the news said would get me loaded.

the news also said at least one person should stay "sober" because if everyone is on it folks will get kilt.

tem said...

"and her ass grew in span of two months, the rest of her is the same - it's not like she got fat anywhere else."

this means some dude is constantly fucking her.

its the "getting fucked fat" phenomenom.

tem said...

gff syndrome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like the balance, but you're missing a balls out scorer.


You should see if you can parlay one of your better bigs and maybe someone else for Melo or some shit. Someone that can dump some mad buckets. You have the chips.

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