Monday, October 22, 2007

Fresh Dog Food

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ToddPacker said...

ouch

Keith S said...

That's all you got for #1?

blue said...

fuck the sawks and philwarepragicago

ToddPacker said...

ortiz is a fat pig

blue said...

ticket prices for WS games just increased by about 50% on the secondary market

ToddPacker said...

i hope someone dies tonight in the redsox celebration

Keith S said...

V-Mart is a baby

ToddPacker said...

pappelbon is not 1/2 retarded... he's at least 3/4 retarded

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm sure there'll be a death

bill said...

Suck it, haters.

ToddPacker said...

funny

Keith S said...

I think I'm going to have to root for Colorado.
Gross

ToddPacker said...

bill would use the pink sox logo

Keith S said...

That is funny

ToddPacker said...

i'm rooting more or less for the NL and against filthy boston fans

Keith S said...

Beckett is fat

ToddPacker said...

that lady presentiing the MVP award is a dumb fuck

ToddPacker said...

why is wedge in an alley

Keith S said...

Hello Eric, you just blew a 3-1 lead and lost the series. How do you feel right now?

Keith S said...

I can't wait for the next 2 weeks full of Irish shit. It'll be bloody great.


(S)

Keith S said...

Papelbon: "We did it, all 25 men of us"

El Padrino said...

finished up $227, killed on the Seahawks, Red Sox and over 2nd half in Bronco game (20)....

was down $650 heading into sat night, hit a mich/auburn reverse and red sox

i'm a animal

El Padrino said...

croissants

ashamed to admit they are excellent

El Padrino said...

tem we need a live report on the office's state of mind after another asss-whupping via red sox

and what your role is in feuling misery.

El Padrino said...

5am at the waffle house

blue said...

the ultimate omelette sandwich from Burger King is quality stuff

blue said...

I have blocked out my schedule this morning to prepare for trying to get rockies tickets.

blue said...

and fuck beckett...i know dude threw 2 strong games, but youklis hit over .500 for the series...how do you hit over .500 and not be the ALCS MVP

El Padrino said...

dude he had like 20+ K's, 2 walks, 2 wins and gave up like 2 runs i think

i think he deserves it

blue said...

he helped them win 2 games...they needed to win 4. fuck him and his ex-girlfriend.

and fuck philawareapragicago

blue said...

I could see it if he'd have come in and pitched last night for 2 innings

El Padrino said...

your hate is strong but your off base here, if you think about the fact that he pitched lights out in a elimination game on the road you'll come to...

Big Brother's Brother said...

blinded by hate. the kid was sick. even if he does have one of the worst goatees evar.

El Padrino said...

and B.C loses in Blacksburg on Thursday night

blue said...

all i'm saying is a guy who hits over .500 and has 2 HRs and a bunch of RBIs deserves it more than a guy who pitched 2 strong games.

blue said...

over 7 games, which of those 2 players was more MVPish?

Big Brother's Brother said...

(S)?

blue said...

damn, I wish cumfast was here to back me up

(s)

El Padrino said...

doesnt make sense to me
i would always vote for a pitcher over a hitter unless the hitter hits some sort of walk off or is incredibly clutch

El Padrino said...

free tacos

blue said...

pitching is overrated

El Padrino said...

blue.....
you forgot the S

blue said...

no, i didn't...you won't convince me otherwise. a guy who goes out and pitches in only 2 of the 7 games, unless he throws 2 no-hitters, does not deserve to be MVP, unless there are no other good options for an MVP.

That would be like giving the MVP to the bullpen catcher.

blue said...

bullpen catchers are highly underrated

El Padrino said...

alrighty then

Big Brother's Brother said...

dont worry, we're not trying to convince you otherwise.. we're just pointing out that youre wrong.

El Padrino said...

Validity.

blue said...

it's like giving all the credit to the guy in your department who shows up 2 days a week...

blue said...

hahaha

using BBB as you're "backup" on anything sports analysis related makes it valid?

cumfast or weazy get more respect.

blue said...

with all due respect bbb.

blue said...

now i'm just trying to start something..

i'm chippy this morning, because i know i'm not getting any WS tickets.

Big Brother's Brother said...

K Youkilis 1B
D Ortiz DH
M Ramirez LF


out of these 3, whos gonna see the best pitches? youkilis better fucking hit .500 in a series..

El Padrino said...

your having a hard time gettin WS tix?

wow, didnt see that comin

blue said...

shoulda been JD drew

blue said...

(S)

El Padrino said...

blue dont bother watching game 1, it's going to be a bloodbath

blue said...

ok...just like when they couldn't beat Peavy...and when they wouldn't beat Webb...They owned beckett when they played @ Fenway earlier this year.

JFreak said...

"Despite the promotion's name, stealing the taco will not be required."

El Padrino said...

"ok...just like when they couldn't beat Peavy...and when they wouldn't beat Webb...They owned beckett when they played @ Fenway earlier this year."

I never said any of that.

I'm just warning you coming off a long layoff like that, then having to face an OCTOBER Beckett is not going to bode well. Take the loss in Game 1 and from there on I say it's a series.

blue said...

i'd agree with that, they'll probably come out rusty...but well rested too.

they might put Aaron Cooke back into the rotation too. He'll be better than Morales.

El Padrino said...

simulated games against your own pitching <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
red sox team coming off a great alcs at home with the Amercian League Cy Young on the mound

El Padrino said...

i'd be shocked if they take game one, in fact i'd probably recognize the rockies as one of the greatest teams in the history of winning in september and october

JFreak said...

I could get a hit off Josh Beckett.

blue said...

the long layoff can't help...although out of the 10 teams that have had a layoff of more than 6 days before the WS, 7 have gone on to win the WS.

Of course the tigers last year were one of those 3 that lost...so recent history is not in their favor.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"ok...just like when they couldn't beat Peavy...and when they wouldn't beat Webb"

pitching is overrated. they could put the bullpen catcher on the mound and win it all.

El Padrino said...

attack of the monkeys

blue said...

bullpen catchers are underrated

although I don't think the rockies can beat the redsawks. They could have made a go of it against the indians.

but it does help with the pysche that they played at fenway and played well, earlier in the year.

blue said...

one of those fan quotes on the WWL

"The SEC championship game should be the NC game, the 2 best teams will be in that game"

TP has been leaving fan quotes again.

tem said...

"tem we need a live report on the office's state of mind after another asss-whupping via red sox

and what your role is in feuling misery."


morale is low in the office for fans who do not like football. they have heads constantly hung in shame and all Indians gear has already been removed from their offices.

fans who like football or are at least somewhat knowledgeable will only talk about OSU and being ranked number 1.

however whenever the conversation floats towards OSU I immediately steer it back to the Indians.

I also have dropped the following lines:

"you could have taken your son to a World Series game if the Indians hadn't choked."

"knowing is knowledge."

"You would have lost to the Rockies anyway."

"Seriously this was probably your best chance to beat the Sox and Yanks, you know they are going to raise payroll and field another awesome team. You missed your window."

"God must hate the Indians. He let people take their land and then he makes their baseball team a bunch of chokers. He even did it to the Braves, so you really shouldn't be surprised."

"Analysts say OSU only has a 17% chance of winning out, and losing that late in the regular season will probably knock you out of a BCS bowl."

El Padrino said...

Tem, as usual, excellent work in bringing down those Ohioans.

And O State's season starts this weekend.

El Padrino said...

prior to that i dont even think they played

tem said...

OSU's season does start this weekend.

PSU, ILL, WISC, MICH.


They are all far better than any team that the Buckeyes have played to date. Folks around here are worried. Some are openly hoping for a loss to PSU so that they have time to crawl back up the rankings.

blue said...

the BCS computer rankings have Boston College higher than OSU...that's sad

El Padrino said...

still laughing

well done tem

El Padrino said...

at least BC played some real teams though blue

i think OSU played every team in Ohio

tem said...

which i tell them doesn't make sense because the big 10 is down this year and their only hope of making the NT game is to win out.

blue said...

Ohio State will never play in the NC game with one loss...the problem is that while they're idle, teams are playing conference championship games, which helps them with SOS and all that other crap, so they can leapfrog a one-loss OSU.

blue said...

true...BC has played a tougher schedule, but when your top win was a victory over Wake Forest...that's not something to crow about.

tem said...

It is possible that at the end of the season OSU's schedule will not contain a team ranked in the top 25.

tem said...

that would take another Mich loss and I am only counting end of the season rankings because I think Purdue was ranked when OSU played them.

blue said...

although..Army, Umass, and bowling green aren't much better than Akron, youngstown state, and kent state.

tem said...

BCs schedule has been weak as well.

I don't think anyone would argue that BC has played a tough schedule so far.

El Padrino said...

O state is not winning out, that QB is not good.

El Padrino said...

i think they've played a better pool of teams though, not saying there sked has been hard but better than OSU's

blue said...

I still think that if Oregon or Arizona State win out, they're in the national title game, no doubt.

But, I don't think that happens either. ASU will probably lose to Oregon and USC.

tem said...

I would agree with that for sure.

tem said...

NC game will be Kansas Vs Hawaii.

tem said...

i was saying I'd agree with El pad, but I also agree with Blue.

tem said...

and I forgot my (s) for KS v HI

blue said...

kansas just keeps winning.

they'll still have to beat missouri, and probably Oklahoma in the big-12 championship game

blue said...

kansas' coach is like 400lbs

blue said...

he looks a little bit like a walrus

Keith S said...

"at least BC played some real teams though blue"

EP, I thought you watched CFB

tem said...

he is bigger than weiss.

Spaceman Spiff said...

one of the so cal fires is 10 miles from my house

WTF

couldnt fucking breathe on the way to work, its like i smoked a pack right now.

blue said...

spiffg rolls in Malibu..he's big ballin

El Padrino said...

keef wake and gtech > purdue and washington

El Padrino said...

sucks to be spiff

blue said...

yeah, that washington win doesn't look so great anymore.

El Padrino said...

and minny and nwestern < army and ND

El Padrino said...

how does ucla lose to ND but beat Cal?

Keith S said...

I'm not comparing their schedule against OSU's, I know OSU hasn't played anyone yet. But I wouldn't say Wake & GT are real teams.

El Padrino said...

all others are equal, they played

buckeys = bc

youngstown st = umass
akron = bowling green
kent state = nc state

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, i live in irvine, theres many fires, funny thing is malibu has the least acres burned up and they are still getting the most press

El Padrino said...

real, ok valid point

JFreak said...

Blue, the lobby for tickets will probably open up a half hour early.

Just fyi.

El Padrino said...

malibu = $$$$ = more press

Keith S said...

"I switched my QB from Garrard to Bulger just now before the afternoon game. I know it's going to come back to bite me."

I made that comment yesterday, and Bulger got me -1 pts.

JFreak said...

But from what I've read, your positioning in the lobby means nothing. So it doesn't really matter what time you get on.

blue said...

UCLA against ND had a walkon freshman QB...against Cal they had Olson back, I think

blue said...

freak, the ticket lobby has been open for quite some time

El Padrino said...

i think your right blue but that game was at home, you have to find a way to win no matter who the qb is

CMFost said...

Blue I agree and disagree with you. I think any of 4 people would of been a fine choice for ALCS MVP.

Youkilis
Pedroia
Manny
Beckett

BC will lose to VTech this Thursday so it does not matter and Ohio State will lose to Penn State on Saturday so LSU will be #1 again

Keith S said...

I think the Tribe lost last night because of all the HGH talk distracting them





(S)

JFreak said...

Apparently I was clicking on the wrong link.

...

Spaceman Spiff said...

keeper league team still on pace for 0-16, of course bulger is on that team

Spaceman Spiff said...

cumfast, pedroia had 0 RBIs until last night, no way he can be considered

blue said...

in the Yahoo! league, i had a strong week, of course I was playing against fucking tom brady, but I still have a chance, just need dallas clark to have a decent game and a Td.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

smackdown

El Padrino said...

my yahoo team blows

Spaceman Spiff said...

oktoberfest was amazing on friday, has anyone ever had Spaten oktoberfest brew, shit is so smooth and still very potent, each beer was like 2-3 beers worth of alcohol, made the price worth it

blue said...

Spaten?

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, jags D will hopefully keep the buffer for me over clark

blue said...

yeah, I need the jags D to give up like 40 points

Spaceman Spiff said...

chance that weazy creamed his pants when he found out larussa was returning, 270%

Keith S said...

Tough games for the survival pool this week

(ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

what was westbrooks pitch count when he got pulled, he was dealing

Keith S said...

spiff
It's TLR.

(s)

Keith S said...

94 pitches

blue said...

actually weazy referred to him as TRL during spring training

blue said...

Lou Pineilla thought Westbrook pitched too long last night...should have yanked him earlier so he'll be fresh for the WS.

Keith S said...

ouch, sting-y

JFreak said...

That hurts.

Keith S said...

Adam Morrison out for the year.

blue said...

morrison is out with diabetes

Keith S said...

Maybe he can give his 'stache to Jason Richardson

blue said...

he's out with a "mustache"

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hope sean taylor takes off welkers head next week

blue said...

Allan Houston quit...fucking quitter

Keith S said...

Why is the NFL playing a game in London in the middle of the season?

blue said...

That london shit is stupid...not only do the dolphins and giants have to fly to london, but the dolphins have to give up a home game to do it

blue said...

wembley stadium will be rockin'

(s)

Keith S said...

Do these wankers know it's football and not futbol?

blue said...

the NFLEurope did so well over there

Keith S said...

Kansas loses to TAMU this week.

blue said...

I thought Kansas would lose to CU this last weekend

Keith S said...

TP
Cocktail party this week?

Keith S said...

I forgot TP has a meeting with the Bobs this morning.

JFreak said...

The Rockies server is dying.

Keith S said...

I just got 3 tickets.

El Padrino said...

finish line .com

sick sales

El Padrino said...

the london thing is dumb

Keith S said...

Nice link

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TPS blows

Spaceman Spiff said...

if any team could lose a home game and it not matter, it would be the dolphins, NFL lucked out on that

Keith S said...

Nice Halloween costume

Keith S said...

Maybe NSFW

Tyler said...

Goddamn you Cleveland.

tem said...

"I just got 3 tickets."

to what?

tem said...

OSU losing to PSU is probably not going to happen.

Tyler said...

I guarantee that the first time there's a back and forth in the Rockies/Sox series, Joe Buck will bust out a "It's been a Rock 'Em, Sox 'Em forth and fifth inning".

Tyler said...

Keith got three tickets to paradise.

Tyler said...

He's packing his bags and leaving tonight.

tem said...

is he leaving on a jet plane?

does he know when he will be returning?

tem said...

joe buck and tim mc can EAD.

Tyler said...

I'm going to a dive bar tonight to watch the game and will drink myself into Bolivia. I'm still upset at Cleveland.

blue said...

I am persistant

blue said...

I think they make deodorant for that though

Keith S said...

"is he leaving on a jet plane?

does he know when he will be returning?"

I don't think those are the words, tem

Tyler said...

Uh oh, Blue, Shamhoff is officially jumping on the Rockies bandwagon.

blue said...

none of my tricks that always work, are working

Keith S said...

axe

blue said...

is he leaving on a midnight train to georgia?

Tyler said...

Is he leaving on a jet plane? Does he know when he'll be back again?

blue said...

I'm gonna have my wife make a sign that says "pregnant lady, needs tickets"

blue said...

fuck shamhoff and his bandwagonism.

it worked for florida though

blue said...

I need to say "fuck" as many times as possible over the next 6 weeks, because then it's all over.

Mills said...

Quick hits:

Pitching always beats good hitting, and Beckett was HUGE for the Sawx. He deserves it.

TLR coming back ISSSS good, though I hope we don't do the same thing as last year and just sign a bunch of mediocre dudes. That gets us Knowhere, and Knowhereing is Knowledge....

Kansas is straight up legit dude. Good offense (two mobile qbs that can get the job done), and a great defense.
****Side note -- I would take KU over Mizzou (at Arrowhead by the way). Mangino always seems to own Pinkel in this game -- even when Mizzou has the better team.

I think the Sox will win, but will be pulling hard for the Rox.

blue said...

weazy-

has Iowa got to 13.5 yet?

Mills said...

not combined in the last two weeks....

Mills said...

OC needs to go, like now...

Keith S said...

Mangina makes rev look like Kate Moss.

Mills said...

but at least we pay our coach the 3rd most in college football, so we got that going for us....

tem said...

I don't think those are the words, tem


no those aren't the words. i used the wrong ones on purpose.

Mills said...

Mangina makes rev look like Kate Moss.
---------
this is true.

blue said...

kate moss has pointy nipples.

rev has pointy nipples?

Keith S said...

tem
Oh, sneaky.

tem said...

that is something i do not think that i want to know.

Keith S said...

I'm sure they point down

Big Brother's Brother said...

I'm gonna have my wife make a sign that says "pregnant lady, needs tickets"


try "fat chick, needs two seats" to work the sympathy angle..

tem said...

i am trying to impress you keith.

obviously i need to keep working.

El Padrino said...

the fat guy from kansas should sumo wrestle weiss

tem said...

revs nips probably point towards food. they are some sort of food tracking system.

tem said...

revs nips might be the worst lov topic ever.

Keith S said...

"i am trying to impress you keith.

obviously i need to keep working."

Hey, you're from WV and you can read. You can stop trying.

Keith S said...

I think Oregon beats USC by 2 TDs

El Padrino said...

i agree about oregon
but i think they beat ASU...

Keith S said...

ASU needs to get by Cal.

blue said...

Cal sucks now

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