Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Elizabeth I

Well. The day has come. There are three things we care about on LOV.

No particular order.


1) Sports
2) Beer
3) Tits



I, El Padrino, proudly present to you the latter.




















AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE I GIVE YOU ONE OF OUR OWN.....

THE LOVELY & AND THE SOUTHERN


BITCHY BETH!!!!!
























Soulja Girl! Nice shades.........

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tem said...

yay sympathies.

El Padrino said...

let me be the first to say.....I like.

Beth said...

Well EP didn't give the background on the pic so I will. :-)

The pic is from the 4th of July when I went with my bf to the lake, and at one point I was tired, hungry and quite cranky (or 'bitchy' as he called it) and he took a pic of me when I was CLEARLY not in the mood for it. He of course emailed it to me right away as he thought it was hilarious, and for the record the caption of it ("bitchy beth") is all my bf's idea (although I can't say it was inaccurate).

ToddPacker said...

nice work, beth

blue said...

this posts gets 2 thumbs up

El Padrino said...

yeah i wasnt concerned with "background" beth

tem said...

and yes, it is a wonderful picture.

if cumfast lurks he wiil lose his cherry to it.

tem said...

smart bf you had there.

taking picture of crank gf = 100% chance to get laid that night.

El Padrino said...

question 1:

are you still with said BF?

and question 2:

did you have sex that day?

thejaywhite said...

thats not a bitchy look thats exhaustion from holding the belly in

ToddPacker said...

is that a camo bathing-suit?

Beth said...

EP, yes and yes.

ToddPacker said...

teej with a funny

thejaywhite said...

the truth usually is funny

Beth said...

Teej, that's still 1 more real pic than you've ever posted. You should scan and post your most recent pic, or does your high school yearbook not fit in your scanner?

tem said...

haha, truth hurts teejer.

tem said...

and when you do post a pic, please photo shop grik's hairy balls out of it.

thejaywhite said...

I had my DUFF / SLASH photo posted a long time ago...Im a fucking ten beth, deal with it

blue said...

from the prior post...all the Kod deletions were probably him talking shit about my wife because he knows it makes me mad. It stemmed from me saying that University of Arizona has some ugly ass cheerleaders.

blue said...

why he felt the need to defend some ugly women he doesn't know, nor has seen a picture of, I don't know.

jugdish said...

Im a fucking ten beth, deal with it


I'm guessing the scale is out of 100?

blue said...

"and when you do post a pic, please photo shop grik's hairy balls out of it."

the truth is funny

Beth said...

"Im a fucking ten beth, deal with it"

I thought we were talking looks TJW, not mental age.

blue said...

since the "IT" guy was too lazy to secure the picture, I guess Lou/Steve

thejaywhite said...

blue if youre thinking I did something on KOD? (which i have no clue what it is)...youre wrong

blue said...

"Im a fucking ten beth, deal with it"

you're sexing up a ten year old? Is that legal in Canada? do his parents know?

thejaywhite said...

Beth you would pay to fuck me

tem said...

kod hates blue because blue hates injuns.

El Padrino said...

in beth's backstory it says she was not expecting the pic, hence no sucking of belly in

Beth said...

TJW, even in Georgia it would be illegal for me to fuck you, I think the age of consent is like 15.

tem said...

pay must mean something different in canada.

thejaywhite said...

well why would anyone like injuns...i moved into a neighbourhood full of them..i come home to them all tatted out sitting on their porches all the time....one day i came home and a mom was playin a game with her kids where she throws rocks at them and they try and dodge them

blue said...

I knew an injun once...that kid could drink. He dropped out of "university" so he could impregnate a hikeschool girl and live on the rez.

thejaywhite said...

my window can see the neighbours stairs..and these guys come to visit all the time and if the neighbours not their they will just sit on the stairs for up to 3 hours waiting..at 9am!!!! on a weekeday..i chalk this up to them probably not having internet or phone so they dont want to walk back and forth to check if the persons not there

blue said...

I'm pretty sure there are no indians in Canada? Did you move to New Mexico?

blue said...

teej moved to the rez?

thejaywhite said...

umm EL P...once a belly sucker inner..always a belly sucker inner...it doenst just happen for photos if happens at all hours when standing

tem said...

teejer spends all morning on the weekdays watching injuns wait for people.

El Padrino said...

i like when women say "fuck"

El Padrino said...

it gets my motor going

thejaywhite said...

canada is full of native indians

El Padrino said...

i guess the milk was left out overnight

tem said...

the only indian i ever knew is in jail now.

someone said "how" to him at the mall and he snapped and beat the shit out of the other guy.

he did not like indian jokes.

blue said...

those are eskimos you idiot.

how can Canada have native americans (indians)?

blue said...

teej knows about belly sucking

blue said...

you have to suck your belly in for those ultra tight t-shirts

thejaywhite said...

different terminology..but ur right they are descendants of the eskimo....but we have natives in canada...they are like the...lets say... mohicans......eskimos are a bit different ..I never see them they live in the arctic

tem said...

odd that teejer shows up in full force on the day of beth's picture.

he must have been waiting.

El Padrino said...

yeah, makes sense
so beth holds her breath at all times

thejaywhite said...

Im a constant belly sucker innner..thats how i can spot one

tem said...

the last of the mohicans died a long time ago.

El Padrino said...

excuse me, the last day of the mohicans was years ago

ToddPacker said...

teej knows aboot all kinds of sucking

Beth said...

Tem, is that a true story about the indian guy you knew who's now in jail?

El Padrino said...

tem eye to eye

thejaywhite said...

yes elP cause u have to hold ur breath to do any physical movement...maybe its those thoughts that allowed you to become so fucking fat by not excercising

El Padrino said...

the indian guy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest was awesome

tem said...

teejer sucks bellies.

blue said...

my boss just asked who that chick is that is set as my background on my desktop...I told him some chick from a blog

El Padrino said...

me fat?

got the wrong dude teejer

i'm like a skinny post son

Beth said...

See blue, THAT is why I wanted a secure site picture. :-)

tem said...

"Tem, is that a true story about the indian guy you knew who's now in jail?"

yes. i wasn't there when he did it, but i did know the guy and it did happen.

and actually he may have gotten released or died in prison. i don't know. it was about 7 years ago and he got 10-20 or 10-15. so maybe he is out on good behaivor.

blue said...

beth-

are you wearing jorts in this picture?

thejaywhite said...

ELP I get u confused with that other douchebag rev

tem said...

i'm fat.

being fat is easier than working out all the time. i'm a lazy fuck.

Beth said...

I'm surprised it took til 9:53 for someone to bring up jorts. :-)

I guess it depends on what the exact definition of jorts are. What I was wearing was made of denim but they aren't long or baggy, more like short shorts.

blue said...

i'm fat too...i'm pretty sure that i'm not gonna get that call from the nuggets when they're in need of an extra PG, so i'm not keeping myself in shape waiting for the call.

tem said...

those are d. dukes.

tem said...

d. dukes does not equal jorts.

ToddPacker said...

jorts are jorts, beth

blue said...

A UGA fan wearing jorts? This has me perplexed.

do you secretly root for Florida in the cocktail party game

thejaywhite said...

get some genetics tem..I work out maybe 4 hours aw eek...and i drive everywhere and eat what i want...must suck to be a 'normal' person

tem said...

catherine bach does not wear jorts.

blue said...

"get some genetics"

I'm pretty sure he has some.

Beth said...

"do you secretly root for Florida in the cocktail party game"

That may be the most insulting thing anyone on LOV has ever said to me...

tem said...

that's 4 hours more than i work out and i eat whatever i want.

ToddPacker said...

teej is back with a vengeance

blue said...

"I work out maybe 4 hours aw eek...and i drive everywhere and eat what i want...must suck to be a 'normal' person"

just wait teej, in 12 years when you hit 25 or so, the metabolism slows down and then you'll be 'normal' too.

tem said...

i just had cake for breakfast.

i might have some ice cream too.

also i am drinking kool aid.

Beth said...

Yeah tem, the phrase I was looking for was daisy dukes. Thanks.

ToddPacker said...

""do you secretly root for Florida in the cocktail party game"

That may be the most insulting thing anyone on LOV has ever said to me..."


stop it, beth.... what about the donkey punch incident

blue said...

did you guys hear about the prisoners in Washington State, i think, who were making moonshine from hand sanitizer and kool-aid?

thejaywhite said...

well thats enough for me.....beth confirmed shes above average and that she can still get drooled over by a bunch of guys who sit on an online blog 15hours aday

El Padrino said...

teej gets me confused with a 400 pound philadelphia DJ witrh a giant cranium?

terrific

tem said...

although it would be nice to be able to axe my mom to bring me some OJ downstairs to the basement while I blog and watch eskimos.

thejaywhite said...

I was considering posting a couple of my pics..but this is beths day..I dont want to ruin it by overshadowing her..this is likely as good as it gets for her

ToddPacker said...

teej taking the high road is funny

El Padrino said...

beths balls are bigger than yours

blue said...

"she can still get drooled over by a bunch of guys who sit on an online blog 15hours aday"

as opposed to a guy who spends 16 hours in his parents basement surfing for porn and watching 90210 re-runs

ToddPacker said...

you left off not paying his bills, blue

blue said...

Wazzu cheerleaders got no love from the PTP fans

tem said...

i don't blog for 15hrs. it is more like 13.

tem said...

does anyone else sometimes forget to put deodorant on in the morning?

blue said...

"does anyone else sometimes forget to put deodorant on in the morning?"

I forget on weekends sometimes

blue said...

the rockies game comes on at 1pm here...this has me in a bit of a quandry...that's too early to go home, and too late for a long lunch.

Lou said...

I'd do her....

El Padrino said...

Those roots beth....are you a true blond with dark roots or are we dying our hair ?

the only reason i ask is cuz i'm trying to guess what color your nipples are

I hope I'm not being intrusive.

:)

blue said...

beth has already said that the carpet doesn't match the drapes

Beth said...

Well I am a natural blonde, but just a darker blonde than I prefer, so I highlight.

And I think you just wanted an excuse to say "nipples" to me. :-)

Beth said...

Madness.

blue said...

beth got madness on her day

Beth said...

So I'm too lazy to look it up, besides the Rockies what other playoff games are today?

Beth said...

Is the Mets game on today? :-)

blue said...

the angels/sawks play tonight, and so do the cubs/d-bags, i believe

El Padrino said...

Pink.

They are pink.

ToddPacker said...

"Is the Mets game on today? :-)"

right after the braves game

blue said...

they are purple from all the twisting and biting

blue said...

I thought the mets played the braves

Beth said...

"Is the Mets game on today? :-)"
right after the braves game

Kinda intersting to compare the 2 recent announcements on the respective teams. The Braves aren't bringing back Andruw, which in the long run makes the team stronger I'd say. And the Mets ARE bringing back Willie.

Enough said...

ToddPacker said...

they're both terrible, beth

Lou said...

"Enough said..."

tisk tisk tisk

it's

"nuf said..."


just saying

ToddPacker said...

so is steve beth's IT guy?.... we never got to the bottom of this

Beth said...

Damn lou, you're right. I stand corrected.

blue said...

i'm going with Steve becauset the IT guy was too lazy to protect her picture....that sounds like a move Lou would make

"i was going to do it, but i got drunk instead"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well, this is awkward...

Lou said...

actually, i was gonna pawn it off to a minion....and he was to damn lazy.

Beth said...

Nice guess there Blue. But it was fun watching all the wild guesses yesterday. I think my favorite guess was MVN. :-)

blue said...

my favorite guess was H

ToddPacker said...

i thought the bbb guess was funny

ToddPacker said...

maybe it's champ

tem said...

stop it.

it is jug.

Beth said...

Hey, just BBB isn't my IT guy doesn't mean he's not hanging out in Atlanta...

El Padrino said...

i said pink

blue said...

if Beth wanted to send her picture into space, jug would be the man to call

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"does anyone else sometimes forget to put deodorant on in the morning?"

I very rarely put deodorant on in the morning. I have a rare gift of not smelling. I could play basketball for a few hours and not stink afterwards. Its astounding.

ToddPacker said...

maybe it's one of the weasel twins

Beth said...

"i said pink"

I heard you the first time EP. :-)

Beth said...

"I very rarely put deodorant on in the morning. I have a rare gift of not smelling."

I had to double check who posted this comment, it sounded so much like TJW I got confused...

Lou said...

"I very rarely put deodorant on in the morning. I have a rare gift of not smelling. I could play basketball for a few hours and not stink afterwards. Its astounding."


maybe should ask your friends and family about your "gift". I'm willing to bet Deke gets a lot shower products for his BDay/XMas

El Padrino said...

deke's an class B mutant

El Padrino said...

YES!

tem said...

haha class B.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"maybe should ask your friends and family about your "gift". "

I have, and they agree with me. I'm pretty stenchless. I think I shit it all out during the course of the day.

tem said...

wow this day has turned from talking about beth's knockers to talking about stinkless deke.

i blame me.

El Padrino said...

i blame tem as well, -2 helmet stickers

El Padrino said...

back to beth

is that a butterfly belly ring?

El Padrino said...

and did you get it at Claires?

El Padrino said...

and your chest was sunburned, did you rub aloe on it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes, back to Beth.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think I like the old Beth picture a little better.

New Beth looks like a bitch.

tem said...

i like the camo bikini.

she must have been playing sexy war games.

blue said...

deke, i don't even know you anymore

Keith S said...

I think teej is the IT guy. He shows up the day before and leaves after everything is posted.

Beth said...

I can't remember what the belly ring was, I have dozens. They're cheap and fun to collect (but not from Claires, I'm not 12).

I actually don't think I got sunburned that day, must be the shading.

As for deke, that just goes to show you can't please everyone. But you're right, I WAS a bitch that day. :-)

tem said...

i miss the picture of deke.

i don't like old dude and goat.

Beth said...

"i miss the picture of deke.
i don't like old dude and goat"

I'll 2nd that.

Keith S said...

"get some genetics tem"

Where would he get them? eBay?

Lou said...

HaHa, classic

Spaceman Spiff said...

beth,

nice work

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's what you getting until the Cubs are knocked out of the playoffs. Hell, I don't care for it myself, but it is what it is.

JFreak said...

This is the guy that was on trial.

We found him guilty of murder. He literally crushed the woman's throat because of the force he applied while choking her.

Keith S said...

I'm going to the Dbags/Cubs game tonight. I fully expect 3/4 of the stadium to be Cubs fans.

Keith S said...

That guy kinda looks like freak.

tem said...

freak got arrested for strangling someone?

JFreak said...

The guy lost 100 pounds during the 15 months waiting for his trial.

It was weird seeing his arresting photo and how he looked in court.

tem said...

HUNGRY.

Keith S said...

Go eat, fatass

ToddPacker said...

"That guy kinda looks like freak"


funny

Keith S said...

Did he get the chair?

El Padrino said...

hahah fat ass

JFreak said...

No...from what I understood, he's probably going to get 25 to life.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Deke= No Thunder.

Keith S said...

I still don't get how you make a picture secure on the interweb.

blue said...

it's impossible

Beth said...

Keith, my understanding was that it was supposed to be where you couldn't right-click and then save or copy it, that's all.

Keith S said...

Ah, then that makes sense. But that doesn't prevent print screen.

ToddPacker said...

you could always use print screen.... i think tyler mentioned that yesterday

blue said...

then you just get a screen print and open it in MS paint...Pac-10 poon is never denied

ToddPacker said...

so, i guess you could always use print screen

Keith S said...

i-2-i-2-i

ToddPacker said...

i think kobe knows about print screen

blue said...

we're sick fucks

Keith S said...

I could get used to this 8-5 shift

ToddPacker said...

home game this weekend, keith?

Keith S said...

Negative, @ Wazzou

Keith S said...

Two weeks in a row on the road. Sucks

El Padrino said...

cant wait for Cal @ ASU

NS

blue said...

TP is not making the trip to Baton Rouge?

Keith S said...

"cant wait for Cal @ ASU"

Me either. That's homecoming, too. Weird choice of scheduling.

ToddPacker said...

"TP is not making the trip to Baton Rouge?"


no road games for me.... except for the florida/uga game in jax

blue said...

Holding the camera with your hand and taking a picture of yourself is stupid. I blame digital cameras for this because nobody would waste 14 pictures trying to get it right.

Ask somebody that's there with you to take your damn picture.

El Padrino said...

i've always wanted to fuck a homecoming queen

never happened

ToddPacker said...

i've got 3 weeks off and then the jax game

Keith S said...

The last 4 home games here should be a little better than the first 4. UW, Cal, USC, UofA

blue said...

you're not dead yet EP

Keith S said...

"Ask somebody that's there with you to take your damn picture."

What if you're by yourself?

blue said...

where would you be by yourself that you want a picture of just your head...it's stupid...pac-10 poon does not want to see your head and part of your arm

Beth said...

"no road games for me.... except for the florida/uga game in jax"

Wow, only 1 road game and it's going to be a loss too, that's a shame TP.

El Padrino said...

bonds mistress tells all

jugdish said...

Don't know if this has been posted or not...Cubs playoffs drinking game.

ToddPacker said...

"Wow, only 1 road game and it's going to be a loss too, that's a shame TP"


beth, when did you start smoking crack

Keith S said...

"When you're dealing with somebody who's that selfish, with that kind of ego, you learn to exaggerate your reactions to make him feel better"

Awesome.

El Padrino said...

ah the fake orgasm

classic punch in the nuts

Keith S said...

Bonds' dad, former Yankee Bobby Bonds, was emotionally distant.

Former Yankee? What, did he play for them for 1 year or something?

blue said...

keith...why do all the ASU people make the "west side" sign?

I realize it's supposed to be a pitchfork, but c'mon

Keith S said...

"keith...why do all the ASU people make the "west side" sign?

I realize it's supposed to be a pitchfork, but c'mon"

Am I supposed to answer this? It looks like you answered it yourself. I don't consider it a "west side" sign. It's more like the shocker.

Beth said...

"beth, when did you start smoking crack"

Years ago, but I'm not sure what that has to do with UF losing to UGA.

El Padrino said...

good answer

Keith S said...

I'm glad Beth gave the background on the pic. I was sitting there wondering what she was thinking and where the pic was taken. I just figured the "bitchy beth" was because she's a woman.









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Keith S said...

too hundo

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