Friday, October 05, 2007

El Padrino's Weekly Betting Column

Ramblings of a degenerate.......

Hell of a win for the Spurriers.

Top ten scariest places to play in College -- not a bad gander, take a peek

We know Alex Smith is out 3-4 weeks, no one cares because no one actually thinks they will make the playoffs irregardless of what Skunkpatch says.

Looks like Carr again, seems like a good spot to give the Saints their first Dub-ya.

Brandon Jacobs back. Let's go.

Mewelde Moore on the block and the block is hot.

Seriously no one has told me why the Bills are on Monday Night Football. Are they retiring Thurman's number or something. Is Darryl Talley still alive? Does TJW know this?

"Tulo" is the new offensive coordinator in Denver.

Yanks got "INJUNED", excellence.

Rockies sweep, provin the Phils did not belong.

The Celtics have just won the NBA Championship, no need to play any games. HOORAY!



Where I stand :

Last Week (7-2):
2-1 College
4-0 NFL
1-0 Teaser
0-1 Parlay

Overall
15-14

College

Wisconsin +2.5 over ILLINI ($50)
Zeke said it best "the Illinois upset train for this weekend is out of control" and I couldn't agree more. If this is a trap, consider me trapped.

CLEMSON -5 over VaTech ($50)
Va tech has won 4 straight from the Tigers dating back to 1998. With Clemson's Memorial Stadium cracking Feldman's top ten scariest places to play I have to think the home team will find a way this week. Sean Glennon has not shown much poise on the road and Clemson is prime for a nice win.

Florida +8.5 over LSU ($25)
When in doubt take the points. I don't like giving any more than a touchdown in a SEC game. Espeacially with one's season on the line. I have an idea that LSU will win but I think it will be by about 4 or 5. Maybe a 28-24 type score. Tiger Stadium will be rocking fo sho'. Solid game.

PROS

Atlanta +8.5 over TITANS ($50)
This spread is nuts. I never got the memo that the Titans are "Minus more than a Touchdown" good. If you see this memo please bring it to me so in the future I will know this. Thanks and Regards.

NEW ORLEANS -3 over Carolina ($100)
Ok, let's try this one more time. They had a week to work on protecting the QB and making holes for Mr. Heisman. Let's see if they can get on the board this week.

NYG -3 over NYJ ($50)
I know I shouldn't bet with my heart but the Giants are absolutely going to manhandle the Jets. Mangenius no more as this team is playing like it was supposed to last year. Giants defense the past 6 quarters of football have been simply dominating and Chad Pennington scares no one. And the Jets just lost to Buffalo so they have that going for them.

DENVER -1 over San Diego ($25)
I'll roll the dice here. Don't really like this Denver team but how could I take the Chargers? I have to think the spiraling will continue and the bad karma will reign over AJ Smith's head like a John Tesh single. You don't even have to lay any points on some sites so that's good. All the Broncos have to do is win a goddam home game. Is that too much to ask? Maybe the "Rox" can give them some "mojo".

Just teasing:
Seattle +18
Pats -5
Indy -1
Dallas/Buffalo over 32

Reverse : (4 to 1 if both legs hit $25=$100)
Kansas St. -3.5, Hawaii -21 (1st half only)


Hello Cummy.

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The Rev said...

And the Mets don't belong on a golf course either, but that ain't stopping them from getting early tee times this weekend. We'll send you a post card from Denver.

We ain't dead yet!

First comment from Rev... didn't see that coming, did ya bitches?

El Padrino said...

wow

El Padrino said...

nicely played Mr. Rev

ToddPacker said...

am rev.... nice

ToddPacker said...

it rained so hard last night that my direct tv went out.... all my tivo'd shows from last night are just blank screens

ToddPacker said...

i forgot to make my ncaa picks yesterday.... and i would have picked the spurriers

ToddPacker said...

phils, cubs and yanks all lose... good day/night of baseball

ToddPacker said...

"Hello Cummy"


made me laugh

El Padrino said...

i know he reads out shit, cuz he aint getting nuttin out of fraud-sham

El Padrino said...

waffle time!

ToddPacker said...

waffles sound good

El Padrino said...

not so good today, i fucked around and put chocolate chips in them

i prefer them plain

El Padrino said...

slow am

weird.

ToddPacker said...

maybe we need more beth pics

Beth said...

Everyone's waiting for cmfost to show up.

(s)

ToddPacker said...

so beth was the office good last night.... my dvr didn't record it because of the heavy rain

Beth said...

TP, it was decent but not great, kinda like the season premiere I thought. Although there were of course some pretty funny parts. I've been disappointed so far this season though.

I actually watched 30 Rock last night for the first time in awhile and thought it was hilarious. Do you watch that?

ToddPacker said...

yeah, i like 30 rock.... tracy morgan is funny as hell

Beth said...

"maybe we need more beth pics"

I like how EP entitled Wed's post "Elizabeth I" as if there might be a II or III. Sorry, I'm done with posting pics online for LOV.

Plus, it just gets harder and harder each time to find random pics online that I can pass off as me... :-)

El Padrino said...

funny beth

blue said...

rockies mania has hit idiotic levels here now

tem said...

i got nothing.

ToddPacker said...

"rockies mania has hit idiotic levels here now"


i bet, blue.... it was crazy here in tampa when the bucs went to the sb and when the lightning won the cup... all of a sudden everyone is a life-long fan... lots of flags on cars

El Padrino said...

i got my purple and white pom-poms out

blue said...

yesterday was wear your rockies gear to work day...

I don't have any of that shit...purple and black? I'll root for them, i'll go to games, but i'm not going to go overboard.

and "lifelong fans" makes me laugh, unless you're younger than 14 you can't be a lifelong rockies fan

blue said...

the avs are even worse, they've been here for 10 years and people act like they've been following them since they were kids.

El Padrino said...

1993 right?

El Padrino said...

in regards to rockies

i remember that because in 95 they made the playoffs and it was like a big thing

El Padrino said...

dante bichette

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TP, Office was hilarious last night.

El Padrino said...

4 day weekend coming up

yee-haw

ToddPacker said...

nj devils are the real colorado rockies

ToddPacker said...

how much vacation time do you get, ep?

El Padrino said...

4 weeks

blue said...

yeah the rockies came in 1993, the avs came in 1997, I think.

the blake street bombers with Andres Gallaraga and Dante Bichette

ToddPacker said...

i get 4 weeks too, but that also sick time

Beth said...

I was just reading an article on Giuliani when he used to do a radio call-in show, and while this quote of his is out of context thought it could apply to LOV and was thus pretty amusing:

"Your compulsion, your excessive concern for weasels is a sign of something wrong in your personality. I am giving you the benefit of 55 years of experience — having handled insanity defenses, you need help."

ToddPacker said...

tb lightning won their opener last night.... just in case anyone was concerned

ToddPacker said...

sunday's dbacks/cubs game is on TNT... i miss espn basball coverage of the playoffs (ns)

El Padrino said...

with sick, 5

but i dont use sick, ever....personal rule of mine
call me crazy

Beth said...

And the Thrashers play their first game tonight.... just in case anyone was concerned.

El Padrino said...

for real

TBS has been HOOOOOOORRRIIIIIBBBLLLE

and wtf with the 9 feet first base lead off graphic

stop it

Beth said...

"but i dont use sick, ever....personal rule of mine"

I'm sure your co-workers love you EP. You may infect the whole office but dammit at least you didn't break your personal rule!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"but i dont use sick, ever....personal rule of mine"

How chivalrous.

ToddPacker said...

yeah that 9' lead off graphic is terrible

El Padrino said...

actually i'm rarely sick
my immune system is like the 85 bears defense

maybe 2 colds a year, tops

NS

El Padrino said...

the personal rule has never been tested due to my lack of colds

blue said...

and just to add to the story that I broke last night, LoV had the travis henry story first.


FUCK TRAVIS HENRY...you are a FUCKING IDIOT

blue said...

Fuck him and his 9 kids...and his 9 kids' mommas

El Padrino said...

he just shitted on my chances in my money league

blue said...

you get paid millions of dollars a year..you have 2 things in your whole life you have to do...play football, and don't smoke pot...fucking moron

blue said...

EP, if you can pick up Selvin Young on the cheap, i'd do it...he's been impressive, but I think it'll now turn into a 3 headed monster at tailback for the broncos (bell, sapp, young)

blue said...

what did I expect though...this is the same guy who after the first 6 or 7 kids still wouldn't wear a condom

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, Henry's a maroon.

El Padrino said...

i know all about selvin
everyone else does too
that's the problem

i tried to trade for him two weeks ago only to be denied

blue said...

well, i wouldn't pay much for him. Bell will get most of the goalline carries, so you could scoop him up super cheap I bet

ToddPacker said...

"my immune system is like the 85 bears"

ep's immune system does the SB shuffle?

ToddPacker said...

i have henry in my $$$ league.... i don't think it matters much because i'm 1-3

El Padrino said...

scooped up bell for free

El Padrino said...

Reggie Bush is throwing a coming out party this weekend. I RSVP'd yes.

blue said...

I think Henry is still playing this weekend though...last I heard, while his case is still under appeal

El Padrino said...

i hope the mets throw a bag of casg at Pudge

El Padrino said...

yea but he's also banged up

questionable, game time decision which is a nightmare

El Padrino said...

*cash

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

traveling to Coopers town is not cheap.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*Cooperstown

El Padrino said...

agreed, but for me it is

blue said...

the rockies and diamondbacks have the 5th or 6th lowest payrolls in MLB.

The rockies won't be down there much longer if they decide to keep Holliday though

El Padrino said...

The oddest injury of the season so far was sustained by linebacker Chase Blackburn, who was bumped by a reporter in the crowded postgame locker room Sunday as he cleaned his ear with a cotton swab.

The swab nearly ruptured Blackburn’s ear drum, and it was painful enough to drop Blackburn to the floor. He said he lost hearing in the ear, which bled, but doctors expect it to slowly return.

isiah thomas said...

EP, talk me out of using the G-Men in my $$ suicide pool.

I've used : Dallas, NE, Jax and Seattle

isiah thomas said...

I picked up Selvin in my dynasty league before the season.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Now that's funny.

El Padrino said...

Suicide I would go either of these three based on who you already used:

New Orleans - if there was ever a team that was due.....

Denver - Shanahan vs Norv Turner

Sorry but Giants win.

distant 4th is Colts

El Padrino said...

wet back always makes me laugh

isiah thomas said...

I settled on the G-Men on the drive in, before reading this post. Excellent work.

I think NYG will paste the Jets.

El Padrino said...

and if miami or st loo had one win i'd take Houston or Zona but 0 loss teams freak me out

out of those two though, i'd bet against miami before st loo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"out of those two though, i'd bet against miami before st loo"

G-U-S F-R-E-R-O-T-T-E

blue said...

stupid Houston

blue said...

miami is on the cusp

isiah thomas said...

AZ's road record is pitiful.

Wait to see what the Whizzinator can do before taking AZ on the road.

isiah thomas said...

I need to cusp some boobies.

isiah thomas said...

Comments will remain shut off today and this weekend. Exploring new systems that can go into effect next week. Sorry for any inconvenience.

ahahahahahahah Shammy is shook.

He's got nothing.

isiah thomas said...

TP I thought The Office was pretty funny.

2 highlights

Garbarge the Cat

TURTLES!!!!!!!!! TURTLES!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

your saying gus ferrote as if he's david carr or vinny testerverde

the guy has had some success and know Lineham's sytem from Miami

remember when he banged his head on the all in celebration and concussed himself?

good times.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I bet Tyler or Spiff could hack his site. That would be awesome.

isiah thomas said...

AZ had their SEA win handed to them.

They got lucky with an enzone INT and punt return TD last week.

Beware.

isiah thomas said...

Garbarge the Cat

that's supposed to be

Garbage the Cat

blue said...

he has to let people comment, so we just set up accounts and comment...he may have a "character limit" to his comments though

blue said...

Garbage the cat kilt a whole family of raccoons

isiah thomas said...

and EP I too follow your policy on sick days....

I never have I never will.

isiah thomas said...

comment...he may have a "character limit" to his comments though

so you post a comment with the max char limit multiple times.

done....and done.

isiah thomas said...

and cummy we know you're out there watching.....probably mad as hell we shit in your sandbox.

jump on in here, the waters warm.

blue said...

ok, i'm out..headed to sacramento for a wedding...super excited (s)

isiah thomas said...

and Pam was wearing a skirt that accentuated her back side.

El Padrino said...

i love weddings!

NS

El Padrino said...

i love backside!

El Padrino said...

how come kod doesnt root for th indians?

El Padrino said...

is he offended the mascot is a red man?

El Padrino said...

"and EP I too follow your policy on sick days....

I never have I never will."

word.

El Padrino said...

1

HUNDO

El Padrino said...

el pad walking around naked right now

El Padrino said...

i must protect this house

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm in love with Pam.

El Padrino said...

let me get dressed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ryan is a prick.

I loved it when Pam had to shut him down.

El Padrino said...

one day i'll watch that show
maybe i'll start DVR'ing it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP, if you have a soul, you will also love Pam.

Time to get chinese food.

El Padrino said...

torre was terrible last night

Deacon Dr. Tyler Love said...

I got two ludicrous trade offer from the same guy last night. Vincent Jackson for Colston. After I told him I was 100% not interested in Jackson (he tried to trade him to me last week for Portis or something like that) he offered me Deion Branch and the Dolphins D/ST for Boldin and LaMont Jordan. Right.

He already has T.O., Roy Will, Javon Walker and Calvin Johnson. I don't really know why he's shopping for another receiver.

Keith S said...

"sunday's dbacks/cubs game is on TNT... i miss espn basball coverage of the playoffs (ns)"

Don't worry, they won't make it to Sunday

Keith S said...

"Comments will remain shut off today and this weekend. Exploring new systems that can go into effect next week. Sorry for any inconvenience.

ahahahahahahah Shammy is shook.

He's got nothing."


Somewhere, a Star Wars or Dungeons & Dragons blog is full of bitter lemmings.

El Padrino said...

leborn wore a yankees cap to the game in clevland

anyone notice that?

Deacon Dr. Tyler Love said...

Wow. It's dead over here.

Keith S said...

Read about LeBron last night. I don't get the big deal. He's a Yankee fan, which makes him a douche. But shit, just because he lives in Cleveland he has to be an Indian fan?

Keith S said...

Him & CC are boys, and CC didn't think it was a big deal.

Deacon Dr. Tyler Love said...

Yeah, I was listening to the game on the drive home and they talking about that. There's a story one ESPN's NBA page about LeBron and how he said he's always been a frontrunner. He loved the Bulls, Cowboys and Yankees because they all won multiple championships in the mid to late 90's.

El Padrino said...

not a big deal to me either

ToddPacker said...

cooperstown is great.... make the trip someday, meiz

tem said...

Nobody cares about LeBrons hat except old people.

I only get 2wks (10 days) vacation and 5 sick days. I use all 5 sick days even though I am never sick. If I had more vacation days I might leave the sick days on the table.

My running backs this week in my $$$ league are probably going to be Michael Pittman and Fred Taylor. Although I could put Chris Brown or Earnest Graham in instead.

And now I have nothing again.

ToddPacker said...

no day game today?

ToddPacker said...

friday tps should be illegal

ToddPacker said...

lebron = bandwagoner

El Padrino said...

EG getting the GL carries tem

ToddPacker said...

so ep.... want to bet on the jets/giants game?

Mills said...

Ryan is a prick.

I loved it when Pam had to shut him down.

12:19 PM
-----------
I don't get why everybody things Pam is so great. Yeah, she is pretty easy going, but she isn't the hotest thing ever, and she is just a receptionist (good-bye sugar mama).

Why would Ryan go there anyway?

Mills said...

*thinks

Mills said...

out -- since nobody is here.

ToddPacker said...

shhhhhhh.... it's working

El Padrino said...

sure tp, whatta got in mind?

ToddPacker said...

you willing to give the points?

ToddPacker said...

i think it's 3 1/2

El Padrino said...

I'll give you 4.

Beth said...

You have to love Charlie Sheen. I just read that he reportedly sent the following email to wife Denise Richards as as part of their ongoing heated divorce:

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and, um, oh yeah, sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself, sad jobless pig."

And people say women can be vindictive!

isiah thomas said...

Pam isn't smoking hot but she's got that girl next door quality.

I wouldn't turn down the opportunity to put my wing-wang up in her.

isiah thomas said...

TPS keeps walking by my door, bending over and spreading its butt cheeks.

ToddPacker said...

beth, sheen made fun of richards mom in one email.... he called her a crazy bald lady... richards mom is going through chemo treatments... stay classy charlie

El Padrino said...

mocking you, zeke

tem said...

"EG getting the GL carries tem"

after having 4 chances to punch it in from the 1 last week and failing, I am not sure he will.

isiah thomas said...

if I see TPS's brown-eye one more time I'm going postal up in this bitch.

ToddPacker said...

i'll take the 4 points.... what do you want to bet?

El Padrino said...

whatever you want

you need a new Jet hat or tshirt?

isiah thomas said...

you need a new Jet hat or tshirt?

only if its made of denim.

ToddPacker said...

damn zeke beat me to the jorts joke

isiah thomas said...

how about the loser has to rock a Yankees logo for a week and use "I'm the meat in an A-Rod and Jeter Sandwich" as their name?

isiah thomas said...

possible names include:

A-Rod's cumbag (or cumoven)

Jeter's Baby Daddy

ToddPacker said...

that's crazy talk zeke.... but funny

ToddPacker said...

logo thing is ok.... i'll rock a giants logo for a week and ep rocks the jets for a week

isiah thomas said...

if the Jets lose, TP has to wear a t-shirt with a pic of Ray Handley for a week.....while wearing jorts of course.

isiah thomas said...

I need to wiki Ray to see if he's still breathing.

(ns)

isiah thomas said...

Ray

He's Alive!

Blessed be.

ToddPacker said...

ray is still kicking

isiah thomas said...

This is awesome

(NS)

isiah thomas said...

it smells like a stale fart in here.

El Padrino said...

love the dookies getting revenge

ToddPacker said...

good news for jorts wearing nation

JFreak said...

Funny eBay feedback

El Padrino said...

ok, i'll rock a fat mangini pic, you'll rock a bewildered coghlin pic

El Padrino said...

either way it'll be high comedy

ToddPacker said...

"ok, i'll rock a fat mangini pic, you'll rock a bewildered coghlin pic"


sounds good.... one week or one day?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElTardo has me rally wishing I had a bookie so I could tease the Pats line down every week.

JFreak said...

You items carry HARMFUL DISEASES and VIRUSES. I think. I'm pretty sure. RARE! A+

Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake. A+

Rotilla is a GOOD name for my wife. Don't call her "Hey, STUMPY" again. EVER.

I am a walrus. I type using my flippers. Hee.

isiah thomas said...

not that it sounds like the Dookie kids need the scrilla....

but they're gonna go from having their shit pushed in to getting P-A-I-D.

El Padrino said...

they play every 4 years.....a week

Keith S said...

"cooperstown is great.... make the trip someday, meiz"


I was at Cooperstown on Wednesday before the Dbacks game.

(ns)

ToddPacker said...

what were you doing up there keith?

Keith S said...

Cooperstown in question.

ToddPacker said...

jets getting 4.... loser uses the pic for a week... sounds gound to me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bingo

ToddPacker said...

gound?


good

ToddPacker said...

a jets jort hat... nice work, meiz

El Padrino said...

done and done

Keith S said...

Bucs fire Jim Tracy. Yeah, I'm sure he's the reason they suck.

ToddPacker said...

tem would know

El Padrino said...

Jim was a good manager, they are clueless in Pittsburgh.

Deacon Dr. Tyler Love said...

TDiLoVH 10/5/06

I guess to make up for the fact that there wasn't a post until mid-day, three people decided to post last year. Rev with another Suicide Pool update that netted 10 comments, Zeke with a call for Thursdays to set up/Halloween Costume Ideas and then he finishes up with a Departed comment (because the next day was opening day) and then a fuck the Yankees ending. This post received 179 comments. Then there's an El P Betting Column that pulled down 80 comments.

On Rev's post, people just put in their picks for the week. Move along, there's nothing to see here.

Zeke's post:

Tigers/Yankees play-by-play begins.

Zeke is too lazy to change his computer settings so that the gamecast fits in his monitor, decides to just roll with about 1/3 of it being cut off.

Some talk about the basketball fantasy draft. I was in the league last year and I'm just finding out now that there was a draft. Obviously I missed it.

Rev compares the LoV lineup with the Braves glory days pitching staff. He is John Smoltz. No one challenges or acknowledges his comparison.

Funniest comment of the day goes to the Rev: "I would go to McD's today for Monopoly, but I am trying to lose weight again. I have to lose the weight I gained over the summer." Somethings never change.

temwr wonders if he's crazy for ordering a Bruce Gradkowski Tampa Bay jersey. El P says that's not a cool move. Freak informs that that he is, in fact, crazy for doing so.

B.S. is called on the McD's monopoly game. No one ever wins anything.

More play-by-play.

El P is going to the Mets game tonight. Oh wait, that was last year. My bad.

Lots of baseball/baseball history talk.

Spiff with an oldschool link to the first trailer for "300". No one seems to know anything about the movie yet.

Tigers win = Yankees lose. Yankee bashing ensues.

Eva/AC Slater/Tony Parker love triangle talk begins. WTF? Feels like I'm reading a transcript of Access Hollywood.

Spiff reports that Whitlock is now writing for AOL.

temwr does a mini review of Whitlock's first column and is unimpressed with his Fantasy Football knowledge. Gives him a B-.

Freak found his card collection. Starts naming off cards that he owns.

Zeke rips on ESPN fantasy chats because most of the questions are "should I start Peyton Manning" or "do I play LDT or Jamal Lewis". This annoys the hell out of me too. Now they don't even list them on the FFB main page, and I'm sure they do that because they finally realized that their chats are lame.

Rev with a link about the children's book that T.O. wrote. Hilarity ensues.

So apparently El P's betting column was posted on Thursday, but it was really Friday's post. This is hard to keep track of sometimes. 80 comments, mostly trashing the Yankees. Thats all I've got.

Keith S said...

That's kinda like "This is Your Life"

isiah thomas said...

well done T.

why ESPN took the links down to their chats is beyond me. The chats are usually pretty good.

Keith S said...

Just got tickets to see Harland Williams @ the Improv in a few weeks. I'm giddy. Yeah, I said giddy.

isiah thomas said...

and I got a beef with NBC/my DVR.

the time listed for the Office is usually 8-9, but the intro usually starts at 7:59 so my DVR doesn't pick it up.

fix this nbc/my dvr.
I shouldn't have to set-up a special recording.

El Padrino said...

nice work t

harland is funny

isiah thomas said...

Harland Williams


no idea who this is. (NS).

Is he related to venus/serena? Hank jr?

Please advice.

Keith S said...

zeke
Yeah that is ridiculous. I can't believe that has not been fixed yet. It's been like that forever. How can they not reprogram their schedule or fix the timing of it.

Keith S said...

He was the cop who drank the piss in Dumb & Dumber. Also in Half Baked

Keith S said...

Harland

isiah thomas said...

ah, cock-tail fruit guy.

isiah thomas said...

I'M SOMEBODIES BITCH!

is his standup good? I take it, it is?

Keith S said...

I've seen his standup on TV but never in person.

Keith S said...

The Improv is fun, though. I usually go over there a couple times a year.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, I'd take Jim Tracy over Nedly Yost. He'd probably at least have a clue.

isiah thomas said...

This is a pretty wild story.

Keith S said...

He might be a better manager if he went by "Nedly"

Deacon Dr. Tyler Love said...

I know it's 100% NBC's fault, but Zeke, you should be able to go in and tweak your season pass for the Office to start recording 1 or 2 minutes early.

isiah thomas said...

I refuse out of principle to set a special recording.

isiah thomas said...

Garbage the cat was funny as shit.

El Padrino said...

out of loop

Keith S said...

Yo tambien

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

He is a replacement for the cat I destroyed.

Lou said...

Anybody happen to know the proper device driver for the STD-11000 Sony tape drive when using Backup Exec?

I'm just throwing it out there, cause it's been kicking my ass all day.

Deacon Dr. Tyler Love said...

I figured that was your stance, Zeke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I thought Dwight was going to put Garbage in the garbage can.

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"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino