Thursday, October 04, 2007

Boo

Stupid Cubs.

And to the stupid TBS announcers, it's "Mar-mull" not "Mar-MOLE".

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ha Ha. You suck.

JFreak said...

Yes, because I, Freak, had control over the outcome of the game.

Good one.

Keith S said...

Lots of Cubs fans in the section I was in. I have video of the whole section with the "Let's go Cubbies" chant.

freak - How do I shrink the video size so I can put it on You Tube?

Keith S said...

"wow the roof is open? it was still hot outside when I was driving home around 6. we'll need keef to report on this tomorrow."

It was nice in the stadium. Cubs fans were blowing a lot of hot air though.

ToddPacker said...

lots meetings all morning... nice to see rev wasn't too mad about the phils loss

JFreak said...

"freak - How do I shrink the video size so I can put it on You Tube?"

If you're talking about length of the file you just need a simple editing program...something like windows movie maker.

If you're talking about aspect ratio, you don't have to worry, YouTube automatically scales it down.

Beth said...

In yesterday's LOVad comments the brain trust that is Isiah has declared my pic to be a fake. I really don't want to get in a back and forth argument with him (the phrase "a battle of wits with an unarmed man" comes to mind) but just so that my silence isn't seen as agreement, I felt the need to respond.

For various reasons, my original profile pic was about 5 years old. This may shock y'all but women tinker with their hair style and color, especially over 5 years. Also, at the time of my old pic I wasn't fully into running, and since then I've done some serious distance running (4 marathons remember). I know many/most of you on here are couch potatos, but trust me when I say that greatly increased exercise tends to make you lose weight and streamline your body (i.e. the neck/face shape). Finally, you need to learn camera angles Isiah - the boobs are real, although I will readily admit they look bigger in that pic than they are in real life.

But wow, of all the attacks/criticisms I thought I might get of my pic, I didn't expect "that's not Beth" as one of them. I honestly don't care if you believe me or not Isiah, but there are a few on here who I actually respect and do care about their opinion, so that's why I'm posting this.

And like Forrest Gump said, "that's all I have to say about that". (Sorry about the long post.)

Beth said...

And you know, you'd think after just having been found guilty of sexual harassment Isiah wouldn't be so quick to start commenting on a woman's boobs again... :-)

Lou said...

It's the first pair he's seen Beth. He's still trying to figure out why you don't have a penis like his old lady.

El Padrino said...

Bing, Bam, Zoom from Lou!

El Padrino said...

and freak you couldnt have been happy with Sweet Lou's decision to pull Zambrano

jugdish said...

"although I will readily admit they look bigger in that pic than they are in real life."

Dammit...I wish she hadn't said that.

blue said...

I never doubted beth for a minute. The picture looks close enough, plus, what kind of an unsecure moron would post a picture of somebody else, and claim that it was them on a blog?

El Padrino said...

It's still real to me dammit.

jugdish said...

Has Zeke ever posted a pic of himself? I'm pretty sure everyone else has at one point or another.

Beth said...

"The picture looks close enough, plus, what kind of an unsecure moron would post a picture of somebody else, and claim that it was them on a blog?"

I can top that blue, on myspace I get friend requests pretty regularly from "women" who because of stuff on their profile or things they say I'm about 99% sure are really men pretending to be women. I just don't get it.

blue said...

Oh, myspace is a different story...I think there is a large population out there that has fake pictures of themselves on there. Same with some of the dating websites, which is stupid, because why would you put up a fake picture if you plan on actually meeting people?

blue said...

Were there a lot of fakes on the "sex slave" site?

JFreak said...

"and freak you couldnt have been happy with Sweet Lou's decision to pull Zambrano"

I was very puzzled by that decision. Zambrano was dealing, with I think only 85 pitches thrown. The only reason I can think of for pulling him is so he'll be rested for game 4. But the problem with that is that if you don't win one of the first 3 games, there isn't going to be a game 4.

With that said, Marmol is the Cubs best relief pitcher, and he shouldn't have folded like that. I can't remember the last time he gave up two runs in an outing.

blue said...

TMQ has been posted

blue said...

The Cubs scored 1 run...they aren't going to win any playoff games if they only score one run....irregardless of who is pitching. Zambrano couldn't have pitched 14 innings, he's not Tebow.

blue said...

proof that MLB hates the phillies...back 2 back day games for their home games in the NLDS...makes all those working type fans have to take the day off to go to the game.

blue said...

and then the game on sunday (game 4, if necessary) is at 10 EDT, so philly fans will have to call in sick on monday too.

tem said...

beth with a rev like comment.

it must be important.

i'll read it.

tem said...

"what kind of an unsecure moron would post a picture of somebody else, and claim that it was them on a blog?"

teejer?

tem said...

"Oh, myspace is a different story...I think there is a large population out there that has fake pictures of themselves on there."

My myspace is either 100% real or 100% fake.

tem said...

" because why would you put up a fake picture if you plan on actually meeting people?"

you gotta get your foot in the door somehow.

tem said...

"so philly fans will have to call in sick on monday too."


really you need to axe yourself this....do philly fans really have jobs? and if they do don't trash collectors work in the early AM so day games are like right after work?

Beth said...

Tem with the never before seen "real vs fake pics" Z.

jugdish said...

"The Cubs scored 1 run...they aren't going to win any playoff games if they only score one run....irregardless of who is pitching."

With statements like that, you could be calling some of these games.

tem said...

so apparently ron darling was calling the game on TBS, not James Woods.

It still sounded like James Woods to me.


And Diggstown in one of the most underrated movies ever.

El Padrino said...

madden was frustrating last night

7 picks is not possible
three fumbles before the 1st quarter is over is a stretch
and three dropped passes, two were bombs, wide open

silly A.I.

El Padrino said...

Darling is an excellent analyst. Enjoy.

El Padrino said...

whoever was calling the Red sox game however, not excellent.

jugdish said...

Diggstown = good stuff

tem said...

Darling is ruined for me because he is not James Woods.

El Padrino said...

"Tom Glavine is likely to decline his option with the New York Mets by Friday's deadline, giving the pitcher time to think about his future."

excellent news, rumor is he was wearing a Braves tshirt under his jersey on Sunday

he's never let them go beth

blue said...

think about his future? Like whether he should get the walker with the tennis balls on the end or the one with wheels?

tem said...

maybe the braves will bring back maddux, glavine and bream.

tem said...

glavine can afford a motorized wheel chair.

he just has decide between the 5zp one or the loaded 6zp one.

Beth said...

"he's never let them go beth"

Good, I'm a huge Glavine fan. If/when he comes back to Atlanta though, they just need to quit pitching him after August.

Beth said...

And hey, the Falcons have a 47 year old placekicker, why can't the Braves have a 41 year old pitcher?

JFreak said...

don't forget the 48 year old infielder.

Beth said...

And Blue, the shamoff lemmings are organizing, they've apparently found your real name and your various blogs and are at least talking about a counter-attack.

tem said...

you mean 58.

El Padrino said...

Moyer is 45, he's starting in the NLDS. Glavine still has some shit it's just he was never really a Metropolitan. Sad too because we embraced him. I hate him now and I normally don;t hate hall of famers.

tem said...

wow lemmings unite, this ought to be good.

Beth said...

I don't think Glavine was ever happy going to the Mets but dealt with it the best he could. And while he definitely blew the last game for the Mets, surely you can't blame him for the entire collapse.

El Padrino said...

Who said I blame him? After last year's flirtation with leaving to go to Atlanta (and again they said no) the relationship started to strain. Sunday with a chance of imoortalizing yourself into Met lore he fell flat on his face.

*cue "You don't bring me flowers anymore"

blue said...

ouch, them posting TMQ on my blogs hurt my feelings...and was very original

blue said...

and now it's gone

blue said...

they are morons

tem said...

blue you censored them?

Lou said...

jsut went to DS blog.


Well done Blue, standing O.

JFreak said...

Just posted SG's last column on shamoff.

JFreak said...

I'm trying to find something that's even longer, any suggestions?

Lou said...

freak, you should find some shakespear.


that would be funny

Lou said...

or Raven by my boy Edgar

tem said...

post the bible.

tem said...

or just start posting wikipedia articles on the harry potter books.

Lou said...

Raven would be kinda funny, cause it's talking about not living in the past. Ya know, DS's former ESPN days.

JFreak said...

done, and done.

Beth said...

Lou, that is definitely above d- analysis there.

JFreak said...

I posted the entirety of Hamlet.

Now for some wikipedia.

tem said...

lou is bringing to much brain power to the table.

Lou said...

sorry guys, i'll dumb it down a bit.


How about posting the lyrics to "Baby Got Back"?

Beth said...

Cumfast posted a link to LOV over there, so we may see some action here too.

JFreak said...

I'm looking for a site that has the whole bible as text, but I can't find it.

JFreak said...

The bible posting is starting.

I shall go book by book.

tem said...

cumfast is so cute.

tem said...

i by cute i mean a dipshit.

tem said...

*and by cute...

blue said...

"blue you censored them?"

i got rid of them off of Pac-10 poon. there's no need for that, the girls will get discouraged.

Beth said...

"cumfast is so cute"

Finally, some new top of the page material by Tem. :-)

tem said...

that is not totpm.

blue said...

shanoff is a jew, he won't like the bible posts

blue said...

maybe we should post from the Koran

tem said...

i doubt the lemmings will be able to find the link cummy posted. not in the midst of the bible and other various long postings.

tem said...

shamford doesn't like anything longer than his wife's dick.

so he hates everything.

tem said...

that is either an insult or a compliment, i am not sure.

El Padrino said...

ok here we go

jugdish said...

Post some movie scripts.

blue said...

EP does not enjoy our hijinx

thejaywhite said...

"and since then I've done some serious distance running (4 marathons remember). I know many/most of you on here are couch potatos, but trust me when I say that greatly increased exercise tends to make you lose weight and streamline your body (i.e. the neck/face shape). "

-Sorry tubby but what you do is not called running. Female race walkers can do a marathon faster than you can.

El Padrino said...

not a fan

just hate the guy so much i'd rather not give him the time of day

waste.

i'm not judging though

tem said...

ep enjoys it.

tem said...

running damages your brain.

blue said...

EP, it's more about the power to shut his stuff down, and the reaction from his readers. If those fags would ever man up and fight back, then it would be really fun.

I like knowing that we can shut his place down anyday we want.

blue said...

I wonder how those guys found out my last name?

Beth said...

"running damages your brain"

Only when done 40 yards at a time.

El Padrino said...

yeah i get it

El Padrino said...

blue scoop on Morales, stats I have, I need insight

blue said...

He's a rookie, he's been up and down, but he's one of the guys they're hanging their future on. He's had some great outings, like a one hit shutout for 7 or 8 innings against Peavy.

I think the jitters get to him today, it's a huge spot for a rookie. I think the same goes for Kendrick though, and the game ends up being a shoot-out.

blue said...

The one thing Morales has going for him is momentum...he's had a bunch of really good starts in a row, so his confidence is high.

tem said...

also he is at home.

CMFost said...

why should we stoop to your pathetic level? We would rather have intelligent conversations and find better ways to get revenge. And revenge is coming and for all of you it going to be ugly.

JFreak said...

The quest for Cubs NCLS tickets is not going very well.

I'm still in line at ticketmaster.

JFreak said...

Welcome back cumfast!

blue said...

He pitched against the phils in september and shut them out for 5 innings on 3 hits. He won't pitch more than 6, they keep him on like an 80 pitch count right now

JFreak said...

shamoff deleted the bible.

it's part of the torah!

blue said...

so the best way to get around these long comments is to "hide all comments" at the top and then go down to the bottom and click on the ones you want

El Padrino said...

well then

JFreak said...

Awesome, the Bible.

blue said...

I'm sorry, "collapse comments"

tem said...

And revenge is coming and for all of you it going to be ugly.


ugly like your husband? damn i can't take it.

blue said...

bring it on fat man

blue said...

how original...just like DS

tem said...

i am saddened that i have to click one extra button to hide the longs posts.

blue said...

with all these long comments, I'm just going to eat some PIE

El Padrino said...

thanks for posting shit

i'd rather you post gay nuptials then this fraud's writings

james said...

Ha Ha. You suck.

blue said...

hahahahahaha, this is great.

hey maybe one of these posts will help us it "madness"

james said...

Yes, because I, Freak, had control over the outcome of the game.

Good one.

1:02 AM

james said...

Yes, because I, Freak, had control over the outcome of the game.

Good one.

1:02 AM

james said...

Yes, because I, Freak, had control over the outcome of the game.

Good one.

1:02 AM

blue said...

James is a good name...it's a biblical name...or maybe a kingly name...I don't know.

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy is fun.

Jimmy is also a nickname for cumfast wife's penis

JFreak said...

No, no pie.

If we eat pie, then the terrorists have won.

tem said...

this also gets our page visits and comment numbers up.

that will help with the advertisers.


keep posting nimrods, it just puts money in our pockets.

blue said...

that was fast cumfast...hey your nickname is actually true.

blue said...

"keep posting nimrods, it just puts money in our pockets."

our advertisers like long posts...thus why rev always writes 5 scrollers.

tem said...

i2i blue.

JFreak said...

We should get advertisers.

I should look into that.

blue said...

i think next week i'll post up cumfast's blog or BIO...those would be good posts

tem said...

But those are F+ and we are D-.

isiah thomas said...

Beth - I was not looking to "attack" you or your pic. The chick in the pic is indeed "hot", I offer humble apologies if you were slighted by my findings (NS).

There are a lot of inconsistencies between that pic and your yahoo pic, I think you'll give me that.

If that is really your pic then I'll freely admit it took a lot of guts.

And I don't mind taking shots, I put myself out there enough and say dumb enough shit and I expect it.

But....

(the phrase "a battle of wits with an unarmed man" comes to mind)

I'm a college educated man and you are a wanna-be secretary, I won't degrade you further and I'm sure you'll have a snappy comeback to this, but let's not fool ourselves. :)

And I stand by my findings.

And Dsteve, I love it when you pipe up you fucking sloppy jalopy, I'll put FMZ up against any pussy you've bought any day of the week. And before all you know-it-alls run with this, no I will never post a pic of me or FMZ.

And biggups to the lemmings for showing some heart, as DS has none.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"madden was frustrating last night"

I played Madden 08 last night. first time with Madden since January 06. I did not enjoy the experience.

blue said...

it does make the page load a lot slower, i'll give them that

JFreak said...

I almost feel like we should go attack shamoff's "father" blog.

tem said...

HUNGRY.


and college edumacated means nothing.

not that zeke ain't smart, but just sayin i know a lot of dumbfucks with degrees.

tem said...

"sloppy jalopy"

made me laugh a lot.

isiah thomas said...

and I missed the hijinks at shammy's what went down?

and thanks to cumfast for the free plug.

tem said...

and i know some smart ass folk without degrees.

isiah thomas said...

not that zeke ain't smart, but just sayin i know a lot of dumbfucks with degrees.

I concur, but I went to an elite college. I'm elitist with my college education. (NS).

El Padrino said...

i would never post a pic of mzpad

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Holy shit! They're fighting back!

Bravo, lemmings!

El Padrino said...

I'm smarter than 34% of the world.

JFreak said...

"and I missed the hijinks at shammy's what went down?"

Blue posted TMQ and the lemmings got upset.

So I posted two SG columns, an excerpt from Romeo and Juliet, the entirety of Hamlet, and Genesis through Proverbs of the Bible.

blue said...

i'd say 34% is a low number, I'd say you're smarter than 67% of the world

Spaceman Spiff said...

cumfast,

when you said revenge would be ugly, were you referring to ugliness similar to your "wife" or not quite that bad?

most.hideous.spouse.EVAR!!!

El Padrino said...

I'll take that. Puts me in the upper echelon percentile.

El Padrino said...

well done spiffer

isiah thomas said...

Blue's got a good point about shamfeld, it's comical to see him shut his place down with the first sight of trouble.

instead of manning up and trying to be a "real" sports columnist he continues to be a fraud, then wonders why people attack his shit.

blue said...

and zeke, elite college or not, she called you out on your "wits" and wits have absolutely nothing to do with education...

El Padrino said...

zeke cant you delete the comments

now would be a good time to use that power

isiah thomas said...

Blue posted TMQ and the lemmings got upset.

So I posted two SG columns, an excerpt from Romeo and Juliet, the entirety of Hamlet, and Genesis through Proverbs of the Bible.


HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

and the PIE/terrorist comment was great as well.

all we're missing is a "mission acomplished" banner.

blue said...

shamhoff deleted my comment to the masses..

somebody commented that if they wanted to read ESPN articles, they'd go there...

my counter was that my copy/paste comments were no different than Shamhoff's posts

isiah thomas said...

good point again blue, I've said enough witty shit on here to make that statement sound asinine as well.

isiah thomas said...

I can delete comments, do we want to delete the long ones?

JFreak said...

"zeke cant you delete the comments

now would be a good time to use that power"

No deleting.

That is one of the founding principles.

El Padrino said...

NYC needs another airport

blue said...

i say we all have wits...and some of us have tits

isiah thomas said...

and if you don't like someone have the balls to say it, don't beat around the bush.

El Padrino said...

takes too long to refresh freak

let it go, if they said something instead of copying and pasting i would not vote to delete

El Padrino said...

now this is happening

isiah thomas said...

I agree with EP and Freak.

You don't delete original content/thought, long copy/pastes of articles isn't original - its our move for fuck's sake.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shamford's really on top of things this AM. His "wife" must not be around.

jugdish said...

"EP, it's more about the power to shut his stuff down, and the reaction from his readers. If those fags would ever man up and fight back, then it would be really fun.

I like knowing that we can shut his place down anyday we want."

You're a web bully.

blue said...

cumfast is my favorite character

CMFost said...

at least you guys will be a little bit more intelligent now that you have read the news of the day.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shanny's a dildo.

blue said...

sorry jug, it's true...i have disappointed jug...this saddens me deeply (ns)

isiah thomas said...

getting back to last nights dbags game....

I figured it would be hot as fuck, like sitting infront of a 45K person HIBACHI!

aahahahahaha HIBACHI!

blue said...

intelligence is overrated cumfast....we've established this already

CMFost said...

sports, weather and entertainment news to come later.

blue said...

what's the weather like in Mass. cummy?

I'm guessing it's shitty...because it's always shitty there.

blue said...

hey cumfast...are you excited for your Celtics? KG is gonna be super duper good. I bet the thought of him playing in Boston makes you all wet.

El Padrino said...

excellent

jugdish said...

I'm not disappointed, but just reread the comment I was referring to and tell me it doesn't sound just nerdy as hell.

isiah thomas said...

jug don't take this so seriously.

blue said...

I am probably a nerd, I can deal with that

jugdish said...

I'm not, I could care less...just sayin.

jugdish said...

See...he is fine with it.

JFreak said...

The internet is serious business.

jugdish said...

Besides, you've read my posts, I don't take anything serious slappy.

blue said...

Jug's NFL preview post was awesome

blue said...

I can't wait for his NBA preview

El Padrino said...

C Rod is preggers.

blue said...

I just read that one of the DS commenters said to "google Ben Tucker"...good luck with that.

There isn't anything about "me" on the first 6 or 7 pages. I quit looking at that point.

Beth said...

Who's doing the NHL preview?

(s)

jugdish said...

Here is a little sneak preview...in my NBA preview I predict that the Celtics will be heavily involved in point shaving and gambling along with that referre, casuing Stern to forfeit their season, ruining all other loft predictions for the Celts.

JFreak said...

Quest for NLCS Cubs tickets looks to be a lost cause.

I have two computers set up, waiting in the "waiting room". And I've gotten nothing for an hour and a quarter.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who's C Rod?

blue said...

"Quest for NLCS Cubs tickets looks to be a lost cause."

they're impossible to buy because they don't exist...nor will they

blue said...

C rod is A-Rod's wife (ns)

isiah thomas said...

Charles Rodgers formerly of the Detroit Lions

JFreak said...

"Tickets are no longer available at this time for both Games 1 and 2. Only scattered singles available for Games 3."

Screw you Ticketmaster.

blue said...

Rocktober...is the slogan for the rockies playoff...very original

Dan The Man said...

FUCK CUMFAST

HE IS A BITCHASS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel so empty. Winning the battle does nothing for me anymore. I like it when Blue just piles it on.

JFreak said...

dtm = cumfast

isiah thomas said...

welcome back dub C.

isiah thomas said...

Only scattered singles available for Games 3."

its 2-2-1 right?

there would be no home game 3 in the first round for the cubs right?

Keith S said...

"I figured it would be hot as fuck, like sitting infront of a 45K person HIBACHI!"

Zeke it was strange. Walking from the parking garage to the stadium was hot and humid, and once inside the stadium it was pretty nice.

isiah thomas said...

dtm = cumfast

don't sully dtm's legacy by saying this.

JFreak said...

Zeke, these are possible tickets for the NLCS.

Keith S said...

"its 2-2-1 right?"

I think MLB sticks with the 2-3-2 don't they?

isiah thomas said...

I didn't think about the stadiums AC, when I have the windows open at home the AC gets shut off.

When you have millions of dollars that doesn't matter.

isiah thomas said...

1st round is only 5 games though right?

isiah thomas said...

Zeke, these are possible tickets for the NLCS.

I hope they're refundable if you buy them now.

JFreak said...

I believe they are, not sure.

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