Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Yesterday's news.... Today!!

You will get nothing at the moment, and like it. Apologies to those that this annoys, but shit be goin down 'round hurr and I dont have a ton of time to do this this morning. I tried to prepare yesterday, but it was my birthday and I figure I get a free pass. Don't whine or I'll drag my satchel across you. I will try to put up something spicy and that will cause heartburn later on in the morning, but I aint promising jack shizzle either.


Tom Brady was in a car wreck this morning. Let's pray for his soul.

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Mills said...

First?

Mills said...

The Iowa Hawkeyes are the THE GREATEST.TEAM.EVER.

Mills said...

Dish added Big 10 Network, and I will get 20 Iowa basketball games this winter as a result. Niiiiiceee. Too bad we will be terrible.

tem said...

wow.

blue said...

If only the Tom Brady comment were true

tem said...

happy belated birfday BBB.

Mills said...

Blue likes to touch little boyz.

blue said...

jug is gonna be pissed

Mills said...

hey -- people showed up to party after all.

blue said...

weazy, that's just ridiculous

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i can throw a wicked knuckleball with a softball"

My palm-ball trumps your weaksauce knuckler.

tem said...

i hate softball pitchers who put a ton of spin on the ball.

Mills said...

This is kind of sad.

The first two teams Iowa has beat this year rank 8 and 9 on the bottom 10 poll for espn.

our opponent this week -- iowa state, ranks 7th.

big 10 season may be a shock for us.

tem said...

why is jug gonna be pissed?

tem said...

well michigan is in their bottom 10, so that will be nice for iowa.

or do they not play them now?

i bet you never thought you'd be thinking, man i wish we played michigan instead of Indiana.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I had a crazy fuckin' dream last night.

blue said...

"why is jug gonna be pissed? "

jug hates short posts, without links to chicks

blue said...

WVU is playing on a wednesday night?

blue said...

oh, no, that's just me using the shanoff scheduler again.

tem said...

thursday night.

tem said...

against maryland.

we are favored by 19 or so. i think i would take maryland. our defense is horrid.

blue said...

shanoff is locking down his site for the weekend after today....he has fear for LoV

blue said...

DTM left 2 great comments at DS today

Mills said...

FireJoeMorgan.com is spewing hate at Mike Pagliarulo (remember him?). And its justified.

tem said...

i don't remember him. who is he?

blue said...

did he used to comment on here?

Mills said...

or do they not play them now?

i bet you never thought you'd be thinking, man i wish we played michigan instead of Indiana.
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no crap. even osu after a weak performance against akron (but i still think they will be good).

blue said...

As said yesterday, I feel OSU will lose to Washington in Seattle this week.

tem said...

why are you reading shamford blue?

blue said...

DTM comment at DS:

"you can shove those cheating bitch ass rings up your tight anal cavity. Next, you're going to tell me that the sawks are the greatest team ever invented. And the celtics will run the table and go 82-0 next year. You fucking morons. I hope one of the tunnels collapses on you during your next drive through it."

blue said...

that guy is great.

tem said...

blue jug said that yesterday, not you.

blue said...

that comment was directed at some patriots fan

blue said...

"why are you reading shamford blue?"

I wanted to see if he addressed the TMQ comment.

It still makes me laugh that he's leaving for a weekend and has to lock down his blog

tem said...

who is Mike Pagliarulo ?

tem said...

i doubt he adressed the TMQ thing.

But MMQB is going up there monday.

tem said...

as is this BS trivia list someone just forwarded to me.

ToddPacker said...

"who is Mike Pagliarulo?"

he was a dirtbag yankee in the the late 80's

Mills said...

Also -- unless the Cards sweep the Chubs this weekend, it is over.

Good run while it lasted.

Mills said...

ToddPacker --

Does the rug match the drapes?


TBS is showing the Office now, and episode 1 was on last night. Nice work.

tem said...

the cards are still "in" it?

ToddPacker said...

the cards are slumping... not the best time of the year to go on a 5 game losing streak

Mills said...

episode 2 was on as well.

i think i like the office more now because i am in the real world. when i was in law school, it just wasn't the same - i didn't get it.

maybe the same should be said for dilbert -- though i doubt it.

blue said...

you play to win the game

blue said...

the office is top notch comedy...so is FotC

ToddPacker said...

the office is already syndication?

ToddPacker said...

*in syndication

Mills said...

i think we are only 3-4 back and we have like 8 games vs the teams ahead of us.

they are techinically still in it, but unless they go on a 5-7 game winning streak, for all intensive purposes (yes i realize its intent and purposes), they are d u n.

Mills said...

yeah -- last night was the first 2 episodes.

tbs -- 10 eastern, 9 central.

blue said...

tv shows nowadays aren't on long enough to be in syndication. For example, scrubs...since it started playing every day on comedy central, I have now seen every episode made 2-3 times. I'm already sick of it.

Mills said...

also awesome for me and footyball this weekend. iowa-isu is on vs. channel, which i don't, but low and behold, we got a free week of it coming this week -- thank you dish network.

ToddPacker said...

anyone see the commercials for the 'carpool' show..... looks kind of office-ish

Mills said...

tv shows nowadays aren't on long enough to be in syndication. For example, scrubs...since it started playing every day on comedy central, I have now seen every episode made 2-3 times. I'm already sick of it.
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true -- but part of the problem is that they play 2 episodes a night, so you run through a season in like 3 weeks.

tem said...

tem does not watch much tv. he is confused by this conversation.

but it is lunch time anyway.


btw: "for all intensive purposes" gave me a good laugh.

blue said...

i'm not sure i'll like that carpool show...although it does have Vern in it...or cushman

Mills said...

anyone see the commercials for the 'carpool' show..... looks kind of office-ish
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yeah, but i am not sold. i don't buy it cuz i don't know anybody that carpools in the first place. this just seems forced. though i am not in a big big city like nyc or chicago (though I would think you would take public transportation there).

that's why i like musicals. the settings and situations are so real. (s).

tem said...

shows have huge party's when they get to 100 episodes.

then they go into syndication on 2 or 3 different channels and you can see like 25 episodes a week.

4 weeks later you have seen them all....of course completely out of order.

blue said...

weazy the (s) doesn't stand for "seriously"

tem said...

Dagwood Bumstead carpools.

tem said...

i have not heard 1 thing about this carpool show.

it is HUNGRY time apparently.

blue said...

dagwood's daughter is smokin hot

keith s said...

"As said yesterday, I feel OSU will lose to Washington in Seattle this week."


That's funny you feel that because last week I made a comment about OSU having to make the trip to Washington this week and you said washington..HA!

blue said...

washington..HA! again

ToddPacker said...

dagwood also enjoys large sandwiches

blue said...

washington probably has the toughest schedule in the country this year.

ToddPacker said...

blue goes both ways

blue said...

Keith, your comment was to prop up OSU's non-conference schedule after playing YSU and Akron..having washington doesn't make your schedule that much better.

blue said...

especially since they scheduled washington back when they went 2-10

Mills said...

I give schools props whenever they schedule another BCS school early on in the season. Unless it is somebody like Duke, it is too hard to predict (5-10 year in advance no less) who will be good and who will be bad. I mean, teams that scheduled Rutgers now have a tough non-con on their schedule. Conversely, teams that scheduled ND have a cupcake schedule.

Mills said...

Everyone deserves props for playing other big boys in the non-con.

keith s said...

Irregardless of why I brought up them playing @ UW this week, I was just bringing up that you laughed at it and now you feel they will win this week. But yesterday jug already said they would win so it's old news.

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo article prediction:

every team cheats, throw out some historical cheating incidents.

keith s said...

And OSU scheduled UW in '01 I think, when UW went 8-4 because this is completing the home & home from when UW played @ OSU in '03.

ToddPacker said...

i think OSU will destroy washington

keith s said...

tem
Did you get any takers on the bet?

keith s said...

OSU doesn't have enough offense to destroy UW.

ToddPacker said...

tem is at lunch already

ToddPacker said...

11:30 like clockwork

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. Spiff's hilarious.

ToddPacker said...

"OSU doesn't have enough offense to destroy UW"


i think they will find enough this weekend

keith s said...

I think TP is playing reverse psychologist.

blue said...

UW's freshman QB is for real...according to Dennis Erickson, who has been around for a while, he's the best young QB he's ever seen.

Kid had offers from USC, Texas, and a couple other big schools and turned them down to stay home.

blue said...

fuck meetings

ToddPacker said...

"I think TP is playing reverse psychologist"


what are you talking about, keith.... oh and by the way, it's nice to have mills commenting more

keith s said...

I'm off of work today. I get the camera down my throat in a couple hours. Don't be jealous.

keith s said...

Hilarious TP

keith s said...

OK for fantasy this week: M. Lynch against PIT or B. Berrian against KC?

keith s said...

Or D. Branch vs the Cards

ToddPacker said...

good luck deep-throating the camera.... that doesn't sound fun

Mills said...

I need some help sorting through the bullshit meter here at work.

was just talking to a dude here and 2 things came up that I need help filtering.

1) Willie Roaf left New Orleans and came to Kansas City because Joe Horn was doing the shag nasty with Big Willie's wife?

2) Did Ronnie Lott really cut off part of his finger in a game so that he could continue playing? This seems too far off the wall.

Spaceman Spiff said...

pitt had good D, grossman is awful, brach did nothing last week

id go with lynch just because he's guaranteed touches and he was running over fools last week, he maybe can break a few

keith s said...

I've heard the Ronnie Lott finger story before

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Did Ronnie Lott really cut off part of his finger in a game so that he could continue playing? This seems too far off the wall."

Not during a game. The doctor said they could do surgery to repair it, and he'd be out for a long time, or they could just amputate it and he would be ready to go.

keith s said...

Bible says...

He had the tip of his left pinky finger amputated late in the 1985 season so he wouldn't risk injuring it in the future and miss more football games.

keith s said...

deke is a smart bastard

Tyler said...

I've heard that Ronnie Lott finger story before too.

Per the bible:

"He had the tip of his left pinky finger amputated late in the 1985 season so he wouldn't risk injuring it in the future and miss more football games."

So it was just the tip of a finger and it was a pinky.

Lou said...

Legs
Legs

I can't wait till her career goes in the tank and she end up doing playboy.

plese god, just this one thing. please.

Tyler said...

I am slow.

isiah thomas said...

just the tip

isiah thomas said...

oh and by the way, it's nice to have mills commenting more

well said TP

keith s said...

If I have a daughter I'm sticking pins in her stomach.

Mills said...

on a serious note --

anybody here with kids have a false positive for down sydrom risk during the pregnancy?

Mills said...

nobody knows nothing on big willie roaf either?

Spaceman Spiff said...

cool ranch doritos are only good in moderation

keith s said...

It seems everyone knows nothing and nobody knows anything.

Spaceman Spiff said...

haydens mom or whoever that lady is looks like shes had 'some' work done

Spaceman Spiff said...

weazy,
the kid was sposed to come out a tard but came out normal?

Spaceman Spiff said...

weazy, joe horn denied it, so its probly true

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's no way that's her mom.

Lou said...

the article says that's sarah silverman

Lou said...

which is kinda fucked up because she's usually pretty hot.

Mills said...

spiff --

more like blood results done too early produces a false positive for RISK (like 1 in 260 chance) of having a down syndrom kid.

this happened to us, the dr's office did the testing a week too early (and you have to be a full 15 weeks) so we got a false positive, and it seems to be something that happens quite a bit cuz my boss had it with 2 of his 3 kids and a friend of ours did too.

just wondering if people are blowing smoke or if this is common.

Mills said...

i guess i forgot to add that all kids came out healthy.

tem said...

"Did you get any takers on the bet?"

not yet, but i will.

Mills said...

meiz --
what was your crazy dream?

Mills said...

also -- i have never been a fan of cool ranch doritos. overrated.

tem said...

roaf stuff is news to me.


down syndrome stuff = negative, b/c i don't have kids. but don't know anyone either.

tem said...

meiz make with crazy dream story.

tem said...

what's the point of the DS test? to make you worry about having a retarded baby or to give you the heads up so you can abort it.

1 in 260 doesn't seem that high of a chance either.

tem said...

i hope teejers new internet personna is based on that guy that did the bar fighting instruction video from yesterday.

bam margarita or whatever.

tem said...

in NASCAR news, the final 10 races start this weekend.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea is it early enough to abort, if not then i wouldnt want the test anyways, cuz i would know and reset the kid before it even came out

Spaceman Spiff said...

resent

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz make with crazy dream story."

fine.

tem said...

i see. so the point is to give you the heads up in case you want to abort.

tem said...

i guess it might just be giving you time to think of a tard friendly name.

isiah thomas said...

the weasel is having offspring?


Damnit Cho! Why did you leave us, your mission was not complete.

Spaceman Spiff said...

no tem i didnt answer the question, i just asked it again, so we still dont know if it is early enough to abort

Spaceman Spiff said...

chaces are, one of us is gonna have a tard baby now

tem said...

oh i read your "is it" as "it is"

i am from WV so that happens.

tem said...

no doubt spiff.

tem said...

i had to list my 5 biggest fears. having a tard baby was one of them.

microwaves
falling down steps
tard baby
twisting my ankle
farting at an innapropriate time.


i don't think the counselor lady thought i was taking it seriously, but i was.

isiah thomas said...

this might not sound like a s) question but it is (ns):

Weasel, do you have a history of DS or the like in your fam to cause you concern aside from the test?

tem said...

when eli got hurt the bucs called the giants to see if they wanted Chris Simms.

isiah thomas said...

i don't think the counselor lady thought i was taking it seriously, but i was.


Did you tell her you were in the trust tree?

tem said...

NBA news that ain't news from cnn.com:

"The Suns and Utah Jazz tossed around the idea of a trade sending Shawn Marion to Utah for Andrei Kirilenko last month but did not move past the stage of talks and the discussion of swapping versatile forwards has been tabled for weeks."

keith s said...

microwaves?

Spaceman Spiff said...

not in any specific order

cancer
tard baby
female baby
prison
death

tem said...

i am afraid of microwaves.

also cell phones, they'd be number 6.

i am pretty sure that they both cause cancer.

Spaceman Spiff said...

microwaves are crazy, radiate you food

keith s said...

A couple months ago my buddy fucked a chick who looked like she had DS. It turned out she was samoan.

Spaceman Spiff said...

some guy got canacer cuz he ate 2-3 bage of microwave popcorn a day, and the fumes gave him cancer, fuck you orville

isiah thomas said...

A couple months ago my buddy fucked a chick who looked like she had DS. It turned out she was samoan.

I hope the next sentence to this wasn't : "and a man"

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucked samoan? got damn, was it the beer goggles or he just cant get better

isiah thomas said...

was it a slumpbuster for the guy keef?

Spaceman Spiff said...

did he get some 'fun and pickle'

Spaceman Spiff said...

wait, is it 'slap and pickle'

keith s said...

He has no shame.

keith s said...

She wasn't huge, but she wasn't attractive

Spaceman Spiff said...

im as hungry as tem today, what to eat what to eat

tem said...

why would he voluntarily fuck a chick who looked like she had DS?

keith s said...

Shit, I'm hungry as hell too but can't eat anything until after the doc appt. Stupid rules

Spaceman Spiff said...

when i was talking bout hayden's 'mom' i was referring to the lady in white, not sarah silverman

keith s said...

"why would he voluntarily fuck a chick who looked like she had DS?"

He has no shame. He's the guy in our group who will fuck anything because it will make a funny story.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hayden loves those damn shorts always wearing the same ones

keith s said...

And I'm sure he was hammered.

tem said...

of course there was a big story here in columbus when this chick at Big Lots warehouse or something who was working there and decided that she had never fucked a retard before, so she gave it a try.

in any case she and the tard were caught on the security feed fucking. she got fired, the tard didn't.

i believe her quote on the news was "i'd never done a tard before and i wanted to give it a try. i'm pretty sure he had more fun than i did."

keith s said...

I was confused about the Sarah Silverman comment because that lady looked nothing like her

keith s said...

That's a funny poontard story

blue said...

Weazy...I would guess you are fine, do some research on DS. Unless your wife is old, like late 30's early 40's the risks of downs are minimal.

Also, they do way to many tests, I think it's to fuck with you and sap you out of money.

blue said...

tards like poon?

who knew

blue said...

and with that...lunch

ToddPacker said...

re" false positive


cmtp had a friend who has a false positive for ds and something else.... the kid is fine

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Me & all my friends were heading to a lodge up north for a vacation. We get to the lodge and it's pretty sweet. Oh, Keira Knightley is with us, too. She's damn hot. We all get settled in, and this older english dude starts telling me about "the Headhunter" and how he's been looking for me because he doesn't like the amount of time I've been spending with Keira. Our vacation continues on in normal fashion. Booze, fishing, and general debauchery. Every once in a while, I'd see a flash of what looked to be a shadowy being. I start to grow concerned with whether or not this Head Hunter character was getting close to killing me. So, one night while we were all inside the lodge, the fucking thing starts on fire. Clearly the doing of the Head Hunter. We all scramble to get our shit out of there. In the mad dash to get out, I discover that an old 1800's-style black family lives in the attic. I don't know where they/that came from, but it is what it is. The old English dude pulls me aside and hands me my .45, and he brandishes his 9mm. We sit at a rickety old table in this secluded little room in the lodge. I see the shadowy character coming around the corner and ready my gat. He slowly comes into view, and its fucking Johnny Depp made up like Baron Samedi, minus the top-hat with a cowboyish hat in its place. I cap motherfucker before he can even move. It stuns him. He goes to draw his piece, and put like 5 more in him. He won't go down. I decide its time for shots to the dome. One doesn't do it. Neither does 2. Nor three. But I can clearly see that he's dying. He reaches inside his jacket to pull out some throwing knives. I grab a folding chair and deflect the first 2, put one more cap in his dome and calmly leave the room. He's slowly dying and just randomly throwing his knives. I decide to go try and save the black family in the attic. We all get out safely, and Depp dies in the fire.

End.

ToddPacker said...

wow

isiah thomas said...

deke that's awesome

isiah thomas said...

how do you remember all that?

Spaceman Spiff said...

keith if you look at the other pics, sarah silverman is there

isiah thomas said...

and spiffg it was slap n pickle

tem said...

that is awesome meiz.

did you nail keira?

tem said...

and that was nice of you to save the black family from knive throwing depp.

ToddPacker said...

i'm guessing meiz was watching pirates of the caribbean, sienfeld (bubble boy episode), interview with a vampire, wrestling, bj and the bear, and a wnba game while smoking some crazy weed and eating port wine cheese just before he fell asleep

ToddPacker said...

i never remember any of my dreams

tem said...

i remember my dreams all the time. vividly like meiz does.

mine just aren't as cool.

tem said...

every now and again i get the epic meiz style dream.

keith s said...

Ah, thanks spiffg

keith s said...

re: the other HP pics where she's signing autographs. Who the fuck walks around the airport with pictures of HP that she can sign?

Lou said...

"A couple months ago my buddy fucked a chick who looked like she had DS. It turned out she was samoan."

I had a buddy that did a girl with one arm once. We called him nub for the longest time. Even now, if he ever says something smart, we always come back with the "claw symbol" or make a reference to nub. There is no comeback for that, he just has to shutup and a take his medicine.

It's great.

ToddPacker said...

nub is funny

keith s said...

Dave Bush is being Dave Bush right now.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dave bush is who we thought he was

tem said...

awesome, because i picked him up.

i am going for a double digit ERA.

tem said...

everytime i see mills' comment about iowa being the greatest i chuckle.

JFreak said...

I haven't checked my team since the Blue debacle.

If weaz doesn't beat me, I'll be surprised.

tem said...

the blue debacle?

JFreak said...

Blue being a douchebag and using the pitch and ditch method.

And yes Blue, you were just supposed to sit there and let me win. Take your beating like a man, not like a douche.

JFreak said...

Hey, I just heard that Kobe wants to be traded.

Anyone else hear that?

tem said...

no, but i heard that Mike Vick might be in trouble for doing something with dogs....tracking.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So, yeah. That dream was insane.

The other night, I snapped up out of bed, turned the light on and stared raving about how we didn't have anywhere to sit. I realized what I was doing, looked at my girlfriend, and just said "Oh. Nevermind."

Then I took a dump.

isiah thomas said...

didn't blue say he would have won irregardless of the p-n-d?

Tyler said...

Meiz, I'm telling you, you need to start a dream blog. If you need help, I'm on board. I am being 100% serious.

tem said...

dream blog could be very entertaining.

ToddPacker said...

LoD

tem said...

blue, how is the poon business?

tem said...

my left ear is all itchy, wtf??

ToddPacker said...

rowlf has fleas?

tem said...

seemingly.

ToddPacker said...

30 minutes without a comment

ToddPacker said...

fleas killed the LoV

ToddPacker said...

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