Monday, October 01, 2007

The world is filled with pimps and ho's......

Pimps: Why Not Us?

Ho's:
Met(S) [it'll only sting for the rest of your life Met(S) fans]

Rox/Fathers, do or die.

Congrats to Blit for winning the FMLB league.

Pimps: Colorado, Kansas State, Maryland, USF, Auburn

Ho's: Okla, Texas, Rutgers, West Virginia, Florida

USF is #6 now, re-read that.

Great weekend for CFB.

Suicide it's a suicide. San Diego. Norvelous.

Pavlik, if you don't know you betta ax somebody.

NYG : 2-2. You still got something NYC. In your face Tiki.

And Uzi Umenyora (sp, too lazy to look it up) set two records last night, the Giants single game sacks record, and the record for the number of times one person can say "man" in an interview, man.

Hockey started.

Alright I think I've pretty much regurgitated all the headlines.

We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND...

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Tyler said...

Fire Norv Turner!

Tyler said...

That Giants/Eagles game was horrible.

Tyler said...

Osi Umenyiora.

Keith The S said...

Gesundheit!

Keith The S said...

Bad Newz Kennelz took one on the chin this week.

Tyler said...

Keith, you should have taken some advice from the immortal Wesley Snipes, "Always bet on black".

Keith The S said...

Yeah I know. But craps doesn't have colors.

Keith The S said...

My goal for 2008 is to break this record.

Beth said...

Here's a valuable lesson for guys everywhere - don't EVER compare the sexual skills of two women when talking to one of them .

El Padrino said...

I'm here.

And alive.

Beth said...

So what'd you break in your house though EP? Hopefully not the wife or kid.

And you think you have it bad, TP not only has the Mets but also the (giggle) Gators.

El Padrino said...

I broke some ceramic pumpkin, a glass and the front door to the apartment.

NS

El Padrino said...

And why women think it's cool to chop off a man's penis is beyond me.

El Padrino said...

if it wasnt for Osi Umenyora I woulda broke some other shit

Beth said...

I was actually half-joking asking about what you broke EP, but I see your answer is serious. Hope Mrs. EP wasn't nearby to see the fit.

And I agree about no need to literally cut off a guy's penis. There are ways to do it figuratively that can hurt a guy so much more. :-)

blue said...

TP is mysteriously missing this morning...hopefully he didn't hang himself

blue said...

maybe they got him a cell right next to Vick after he kilt the little dog

Lou said...

I think if you're allowed to have two wives, then it's only natural to openly and positively discuss the pro and cons of each wife in the sack.

It's all about keeping open lines of communication.

blue said...

It sounds to me like he was just trying to help her out...maybe give her a few pointers...women are too sensitive, it was constructive criticism.

blue said...

my gawd...so now it seems that the readers of Pac-10poon decided to send in the ugliest pictures possible. I don't get paid enough to look at some of these.

El Padrino said...

see did not see the fit but did want to know why the frame was off the door and the lock catch was on the floor

i did not have a sensible answer so I'll be at home depot later tonight

I told her the ceramic pumpkin was a casualty of war.

blue said...

the lions scored 34 in the 4th quarter...a new record...vaunted Bears defense my ass.

El Padrino said...

bears defense not the same
neither is the ravens

This is why I laugh heartily at people who draft a defense before the last round. It's so amateur.

ToddPacker said...

i still alive.... 2.5 hour commute this am

ToddPacker said...

congrats to rev on the phils and to wc on auburn.... not a great weekend for me

El Padrino said...

hey tp
i'll see you at the funeral tonight

El Padrino said...

congrats my ass
rev choke on a hot dog while watching the rockies sweep your sorry asses

ToddPacker said...

dog is still alive... it wasn't around for the mets game on sunday.... i think cmtp knew something might happen

El Padrino said...

Everybody hurts

blue said...

Michigan might have to forfeit the win over PSU

El Padrino said...

just pile on blue, just pile IT ON.

blue said...

I got tix to the playoff game tonight...

I'm expecting them to lose though

El Padrino said...

Although we've come to the
End Of The Road
Still I can't let you go
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

Come to the End of the Road
Still I can't let you go
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

blue said...

Beth-

It looks like the results are in...we want to see your ass.

El Padrino said...

LOV full circle, Kermit sings Hurt, an appropiate song for met fans, gator fans and WVU fans

Mills said...

4 things:

1. Hawkeyes suck.

2. Norv Turner sucks worse than the Hawkeyes.

3. Mets are worse than Norv Turner.

4. Giants are good? Nice. I like this Ward kid, and think he deserves to continue to start, but I have Brandon Jacobs in my ultra-competitive FFL, and need him back at RB2.

Beth said...

"Beth-It looks like the results are in...we want to see your ass"

Hey, I never said it was subject to a vote. It's my body part, I get to decide. :-)

Actually, looking thru my online pics over the weekend I realized I don't have any that really show my ass, but I do have a couple boob possibility ones, so I think it'll be a boob pic (assuming I don't back out that is).

blue said...

My 6-6 and the poulan weedeater bowl against Southern Miss prediction for Iowa doesnt' look so crazy now, does it weazy

Mills said...

Actually, looking thru my online pics over the weekend I realized I don't have any that really show my ass, but I do have a couple boob possibility ones, so I think it'll be a boob pic (assuming I don't back out that is).
------------
WHAT THE HECK DID I MISS? WHAT IS GOING ON?

Mills said...

Not so bad Ben.

Our WR coprs are down to a true freshman (6th string) and a red shirt freshman (5th string). And our best TE is out too.

Our passing game is lacking, you could say...

blue said...

I was going to write a long speech about who I needed to thank for me winning the FMLB league...but since nobody cares, that idea got tabled.

Mills said...

I shit you not -- I got 2nd place to a guy who hasn't changed his lineup since May in one of my leauges.

It was Rev-believable and H-tastic.
-----

But I did win one of my money keeper leagues.

blue said...

my Yahoo! team finally laid the smack down on somebody in football

El Padrino said...

marc bulger sucks balls

ToddPacker said...

i have not looked at any type of sports news since the mets lost.... has willie been fired yet?

ToddPacker said...

yes he does, ep

blue said...

St. Louis is bad

blue said...

hahahaha

in NFL pick'em corbin got every game wrong but one this week. I don't think I could do that if I was trying to pick the losers.

El Padrino said...

culpepper threw for 75 yards but had 3 rushing td's and one passing td

jugdish said...

Condolances to TP and EP...that Met loss sucks for you.

Sorry TP...nothing to offer on the Gators...they'll play again next week. Hopefully you were drunk so it stung less.

Mills said...

will somebody update me on what is going on with beth and body parts? did she lose a bet?

blue said...

"they'll play again next week."

They lost to Auburn last year and still won a NC...if they beat LSU next week, they can finish strong.

jugdish said...

I will let you know when ESPN changes the pic on their front page, for now, don't go there.

jugdish said...

Actually Culpepper threw 2 TDs. I hate that TD dance he has...I wish someone would tell him it sucks.

ToddPacker said...

thanks for the heads up, jug

blue said...

does he still do that "rolling" thing with his hands?

jugdish said...

Yes...he sure does.

ToddPacker said...

i picked up culpepper this week in my money league, but decided to start bulger anyway.... i suck

jugdish said...

Blue...where are the Rox playing tonight?

El Padrino said...

There is awesome and then there is Devin Hester.

El Padrino said...

In Colorado

ToddPacker said...

i don't think i'll be watching any post-season baseball

jugdish said...

Did you try and get Tix Blue?

Hester really is a man. I'm a Bears fan so obviously I'm biased. I watch all their games and he is really a threat to take one to the house everytime they kick to him.

Mills said...

WC's being flown out to Coors to do some consulting work for his boy Peavy and get the Pads in the right frame of mind.

Mills said...

I am not a Bears fan, but that return yesterday was NNIIIICCCCEEEE.

It was Mills-like good.

blue said...

"Did you try and get Tix Blue?"

yeah, i'm sitting in CF behind the bullpen, shit sold out quickly

blue said...

CEO WC is too busy celebrating AU's win to help out peavy

jugdish said...

Excellent Blue!

El Padrino said...

Winston Justice thanks for stopping by.

jugdish said...

Did anyone hear that Evander Holyfield is releasing his own grill to compete with George Foreman's grill? I find that kind of funny.

El Padrino said...

i sent the mets a flower arrangement, some black roses

RIP

ToddPacker said...

ep, don't forget the pink slip for willie

El Padrino said...

willie will stay
gteed

ToddPacker said...

"willie will stay
gteed"


yeah, i know.... but i think it's crap... his ass needs to go... someone has to pay.... maybe i'll calm down in a couple of weeks, but right now i want willie fired

El Padrino said...

just remember everytime the mets had a lead the past month all he did was move his right or left arm to signal for a pitcher and 9 times out of 10 they blew whatever lead they had

that and reyes hit .212 with 1 SB and 4 rbis

disgusting.

jugdish said...

How would you like this for a last name?

El Padrino said...

Mrs. Poon is doing very well for herself.

jugdish said...

I wonder if there is a Mr. Poon.

I bet many of her employees laugh whenever she is introduced to speak at company functions.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm pulling for the Rockies tonight.

El Padrino said...

just found out some guy i never met has been living with my sister the past 3 months

that just about tops it off
hopefully i'll go home and find my wife bent over by my 60 year old landlord who gets Viagra shipped to the house monthly

El Padrino said...

murder

kill

ax

.357

stab

El Padrino said...

whiskey will play a prominent role in this evenings agenda

El Padrino said...

no more work today

Nails said...

EP I'm sorry for your losses.

Nails said...

It's great to see weazy is in the house today.

ToddPacker said...

"just found out some guy i never met has been living with my sister the past 3 months"


i bet he's a yankee fan

Beth said...

"no more work today"

EP, instead of work, will you be:

A) Sulking
B) cleaning your weapons
C) Hunting down Willie's address for a nice little "visit"
D) Drinking yourself into a stupor
E) Selling all your Mets stuff (if you can find a buyer)
F) All of the above

Nails said...

RIP Caddy Williams.

El Padrino said...

no chance he's a yankee fan, she lives in some silly ass town in north carolina

lou/steve do you have anything to do with this?

Nails said...

EP/TP - what about Minaya? I'd be more pissed at him than Willie.

Willie Lump Lump is bad enough but Minaya assembled that jalopy.

Luckily the Mets have the one thing that cures all in MLB, money.

Throwing money at the problem always works.

Nails said...

no chance he's a yankee fan, she lives in some silly ass town in north carolina

oh I bet she's riding that tractor then.

Nails said...

is there a billy or joe, or some combination there of in his name?

ToddPacker said...

yeah, you're right ep... bandwagon yankee fans not in the NY area are a rare breed (s)

Beth said...

"she lives in some silly ass town in north carolina"

He's a Duke fan then.

ToddPacker said...

6 comments about usf beating auburn and auburn beating uf so far today.... it's nice to see all of the 'lifelong' usf'ers come out of the woodwork (s)

El Padrino said...

i dont even think he likes sports so maybe i wont have to punch him in the mouth

maybe he's some artsy guy who "reads" and plays "chess"

Nails said...

USF being ranked #6 is mind blowing.

(NS)

Nails said...

maybe he's some artsy guy who "reads" and plays "chess"

in NC the chances of this are pretty slim.

I'd be more worried about chewin tobaccy and oxycontin.

El Padrino said...

Minaya deserves most of the blame i can agree to that

jugdish said...

Its hard to trust a guy who doesn't like sports.

Nails said...

and let me say I was disappointed Rev took the high road yesterday.

(ns)

El Padrino said...

who the fuck knows
whatever he is like i'm punching him the mouth irregardless

maybe i'll even step on his neck

ToddPacker said...

"EP/TP - what about Minaya? I'd be more pissed at him than Willie"


no, i'm more pissed at willie.... this team was in first all year, so the talent is there.... it was a choke job by a joe torre wanna-be manager.... fire willie today

El Padrino said...

the point is the fucker is living with my sister and that


that's not cool

Nails said...

Tebow could manage 'em up for 3/4ers of the year.

Maybe Weurffel could fill in the rest of the time.

After every win he could do the "praise jeebus" hand motion.

Nails said...

re: UM forfeitting.

I heard this while listening to their radio broadcast, I think they said they'd have to forfeit ALL wins where the guy played.

They'd be 1-4.

Nails said...

EP did you peep game on the fight yet?

El Padrino said...

no, tonight i will
after the pats blow the doors of cincy i'll turn it on

i hear good things though

Nails said...

Not to pull a Stu Feiner on you, but here's a rare Friday guarantee: I'm going at least 9-5 this week or your money back.

SG : 7-6 with the Pats tonight

good job spiffg

Nails said...

looked like you had a good weekend of picks though EP, even if the Met(s) did shit the bed.

were you knocked out of your 40,000$ pool though?

Nails said...

SH : 4-9 with the Pats

El Padrino said...

Still in the pool and won big on gambling so that was nice.

i guess it's not as bad as the yanks 04 collapse in the ALCS

El Padrino said...

this is what i keep telling myself

El Padrino said...

40k pool = only 154 people left
half the pool had SD yesterday

Nails said...

EP when you watch the fight, pay attention to Lennox Lewis in the 2nd...he keeps saying "its over, its over" as Pavlik gets knocked down.

Then in the 7th Old Man Merchant was talking about how Taylor didn't like to get hit right before he gets knocked the fuck out.

And slo-mo the KO. Watch JT's knees just buckle underneath him and the look on his face. It's awesome.

Keith The S said...

"SG : 7-6 with the Pats tonight

good job spiffg"

He's 8-5 right now zeke.

Nails said...

they also slo-mo the 2nd "left-right" combo that forces JT into the corner before the KO.

The way JT's face ripples from the punch is awesome.

Nails said...

did I miss-count? I'll re-check.

Nails said...

did you bring an apple for teacher also Keef?

Keith The S said...

Nevermind, I'm a moron.

El Padrino said...

I will. I promise.

Keith The S said...

You like apples? Well I got her number. How you like them apples?

Keith The S said...

Fan quote on espn right now...


"You can throw out the first 162, it all comes down to one game. Go Rockies!"

Great, thanks.

Keith The S said...

Peavy is striking out 16 tonight.

Nails said...

someone else check that, I've still got him at 7-6, 8-6 with the Pavlik pick.

Nails said...

nevermind, reebing comments before commenting is fun-da-mental.

El Padrino said...

there's baseball on tonight?

Nails said...

4:37 PM PST for the 1st pitch.


W-T-H?

2 west coast teams and we get an early afternoon start?

Keith The S said...

I counted so many cards this weekend, I forgot how to count other things.

(S)

Keith The S said...

I have tix to game 1 of the dbags/cubs on wednesday. I hope it's not an afternoon start.

Keith The S said...

It would be nice if MLB would post some game times.

Nails said...

how'd you get tix keef?

Nails said...

and how was the Carrot Top show?

Keith The S said...

Friday I saw that they were going on sale Sat morning @ 9am. So I called my mom and asked if she could get online for me and grab some since I didn't have access. Got some bleacher seats.

Keith The S said...

Carrot Top was on vacation this week so he wasn't there.

Keith The S said...

(ns)

Nails said...

damn, that's cool.

what do you think the split will be at the game :

60/40 Cubs fans?

El Padrino said...

tp, willie cried

Keith The S said...

60/40 is a good guess, maybe more. Webb vs. Zambrano will be solid, too.

Keith The S said...

"tp, willie cried"

I guess he was all choked up.

Nails said...

did anyone link the story of the chick who got locked up at the PHX airport and died in the holding cell?

El Padrino said...

no but i read it and it's bizarre

El Padrino said...

this is why minaya is to blame :

He traded Brian Bannister -- who flourished as a Rookie of the Year candidate this year in Kansas City, for Ambiorix Burgos, who brought nothing. He traded Heath Bell, who became a reliable setup reliever, to the Padres for Ben Johnson and Jon Adkins. He gave Guillermo Mota a two-year contract after Mota had tested positive for steroids, and he justified it by saying other teams were offering the same. He traded Matt Lindstrom and Henry Owens for Jason Vargas and Adam Bostick. He let Chad Bradford sign with Baltimore because he didn't want to give him a three-year contract, and then he gave a three-year contract to Scott Schoeneweis.

El Padrino said...

Lindstrom to me was the biggest asset. He is lights out.

El Padrino said...

is it ok to go on WWL now jug?

Nails said...

Did Minaya orchestrate the Kazmir deal or was that someone else?

Nails said...

the coast is clear on the wwl EP

jugdish said...

Still not safe for you on the WWL page. They are keeping that shit up there a long time.

Nails said...

damnit jug.

jugdish said...

I didn't see your post until after I posted mine.

I know how he feels though. I took the day off after the Bears lost the Super Bowl. Now it looks like I'm going to have to take Mondays off every week for the rest of the NFL season.

Keith The S said...

I thought jug was responsible for updating the front page.

Nails said...

Are there any quotes from Rex?

Griese was awful yesterday.

blue said...

Rex was too busy having sex with many white women to comment

El Padrino said...

"Did Minaya orchestrate the Kazmir deal or was that someone else?"

someone else
Duquette or Phillips

jugdish said...

That was just an awful game all around. The Bears have no running game and a horrible QB situation. The only hope is Hester on kick offs and put returns really...that is out best offense. The defense has some depth, but have a ton of injuries are are on the field 75% of the game.

El Padrino said...

zeke nice work
(wwl)









fucker

blue said...

lovie will probably get fired this year

El Padrino said...

i picked a great year to see chicago i guess?

oh well

Nails said...

the coast is clear on the wwl EP


my bad EP, forgot the (essss)

jugdish said...

I noticed NHL on the sports ticker this weekend...already??

Nails said...

lovie will probably get fired this year


I was thinking the same thing.

jugdish said...

elp...I wouldn't go to cnnsi either.

Stick with porntube.com today.

blue said...

"Stick with porntube.com today."

actually the front page of that website is Willie Randolph getting bent over by a bunch of Phillies.

El Padrino said...

jus three weeks i'll be in chitown for lions bears part deux...

jugdish said...

Quote from Wagner:

"We've been throwing four innings a night - for months!" Wagner told the magazine. "Our pitching coach has no experience talking to a bullpen. He can help you mechanically, but he can't tell you emotions. He has no idea what it feels like. And neither does Willie. They're not a lot of help, put it that way."

Keith The S said...

Probably should stay away from here too.

jugdish said...

Did anyone see Iguchi wearing goggles during the Phillies celebration. What a puss.

blue said...

from the WWL front page for all you non-mets fans...

why is that dude wearing swimming goggles? is he that worried about getting champagne in his eyes.

El Padrino said...

blue those broncos did well yesterday, was it you that said they will beat the colts?

blue said...

i2i with jug

El Padrino said...

the red sox were wearing goggles too

so were the yanks

this is not breaking news folks, cmon

blue said...

I said they'd cover, but they didn't. They played like shit in the 2nd half, and couldn't stop the run...again.

blue said...

is speedo the official sponsor of baseball celebrations?

blue said...

If this Broncos team was "built to beat the colts" then that building fell apart.

jugdish said...

I had never seen that before...its still stupid.

Steve said...

alright I'm bringing one team good luck with this.

Steve said...

there were no goggles in the DBags clubhouse during their celebration.

but Livan Hernandez did give a spirited speech. All you could understand was the "maynes".

El Padrino said...

We missed Steve Trachsel.

Steve said...

Eva Longoria has a sex tape?


Spiffg - your mission, if you choose to accept, is to find a link to said tape.

blue said...

why wouldn't he accept it?

Steve said...

Did anyone catch Uzi Umenioyoaraaooasdflka;ul's

post game interview with Andrea Kramer, man?

You know, man, it was a funny interview, man.

jugdish said...

I just bought Willie Randolph's goggles on ebay...unopened.

jugdish said...

sorry...I couldn't resist.

Steve said...

damn, kicking someone while they're down.

I love it jug.

blue said...

i'm trying to convince my boss that I should get to leave early to participate in pre-game festivities...so far he's not biting...bad boss.

jugdish said...

Isn't that what we are all about here?

jugdish said...

I went to the 2005 WS, game three here in Houston. I bought tickets on ebay the day of the game around noon. My boss let me go right then and there. We are in the same fantasy football money league, so he understands those things.

Steve said...

i'm trying to convince my boss that I should get to leave early to participate in pre-game festivities...so far he's not biting...bad boss.


I thought you said they fired the queer boss?

Steve said...

Isn't that what we are all about here?

Yes, kicking someone while they're down is in the LOV Bill of Rights.

Steve said...

EP, the wwl has mercifully changed the pic.

NS

Steve said...

EP, the wwl has mercifully changed the pic.


But we'll always have the painful memories of the collapse.

Maybe Guilliani can come back to NYC this week for Met(s) fans. He's good with handling a crisis and disaster relief.

blue said...

"I thought you said they fired the queer boss?"

yes, but this is the new "hard line" boss...so instead of being able to leave at 2, I'll leave at 3

El Padrino said...

nice Giuliani rib

El Padrino said...

i think peavy blows it tonight
rockies win

then move on to sweep the phils
it'll be a national story until they get pummeled by the yankees in the WS

El Padrino said...

Lunch

blue said...

at some point the Rockies "luck" is going to run out.

El Padrino said...

nah...they can hit like no one's business blue

ur acting like a philly fan with all the negative talk

Steve said...

I'm wondering if the Dbags will score more than 10 runs this series.

NS

blue said...

cheerleader week on Pac-10 poon has begun

Steve said...

the game tonight is on CBS...

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