Thursday, September 20, 2007

Video Log: Cubs Edition

So, I brought the flip to the Cubs game and shot some video. I got lots of crappy stuff, and a few good things. I'll try to share the good stuff.

First, the view from our seats. It was crazy, front row, right behind the bullpen.


Zambrano warming up:


Larry Rothschild (Cubs pitching coach) standing right next to me, talking to some random fan.


Some of the relievers coming out to the bullpen.


Carlos Marmol, aka the only trustworthy Cubs reliever, warming up.


Ryne Sandberg singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" during the 7th inning stretch. Too bad all you can hear is me yelling. Also too bad that I didn't get the whole stadium singing "Happy Birthday" to Ryno right after this.


Soriano just ran over during a Cubs pitching change and sat down in the bullpen. It was kind of weird.


Other notes from the game...Whenever Will Ohman got up I spoke, (no need to yell, he was right there next to me) "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh man." He didn't seem to enjoy that...Stupid Oh-man gave up a single and a walk that helped put the game out of reach...Around the 7th/8th inning, Ryan Dempster came over behind the bat boy/security guys and started spraying shaving cream on his hands. Anybody heard of that before? I leaned over the brick wall and looked down and was very confused. It wasn't like he kept the shaving cream on his hands, as he immediately wiped them off, but it still was very strange...Marmol is really good...


One last video for you before I go.

The elevator in the hotel I was staying at honked.



Now, by special spiff request, you have me, saying to Will Oh-man, "Ohhhhh man". It's really stupid, but whatever.

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Spaceman Spiff said...

wheres a clip of you saying ooooooooooooh-man

wtf

Spaceman Spiff said...

seems like it would have been funny to see ohman not liking it

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wouldnt really consider zambrano to be "warming up"

JFreak said...

Damn it spiff.

Lemme look for something with Oh-man.

I know I didn't get his reaction, but I might have gotten myself talking to him.

JFreak said...

And Zambrano was stretching/warming up/whatever.

JFreak said...

There you go spiff.

Be happy now.

El Padrino said...

nice, wrigley looks awesome

tem said...

that was excellent blog journalism.

raising the bar another level.

El Padrino said...

i'm bringin my camcorder whereever i go from now on

El Padrino said...

busy day, unfortunately
two meetings and a conference call
bossman said he wanted me to start running some things

i'm pumped.
(s)

tem said...

running things means more $$$.

eventually. but not until they run you into the ground at the lower pay rate.

El Padrino said...

yup, believe i know
i should get my title this upcoming bonus season (Feb)

El Padrino said...

*me

tem said...

do you get to make up your title? i bet it is all set in stone there.

blah blah then sr. blah blah then something else.

blue said...

if they allow you to make up your own title, add in the word principal, or chief, or officer

blue said...

putting chief in front of any title makes you sound important

El Padrino said...

if i got to make up my title it would be

Senior Managing Director, The one, the only, from parts unknown, El PADRINO, LLC.

blue said...

chief blah blah, or chief sr. blah blah

El Padrino said...

the parts unknown scares people

blue said...

WC gets to make up his title

tem said...

CEO WC gets to do whatever he wants.

tem said...

freak has a great singing voice.

El Padrino said...

Super Supreme Motherfucker To The Max

should be WC's title

or

SSMTM

blue said...

you don't get a trophy for a bad voice

El Padrino said...

i would like to know if El retardo puked in his cheerios this am :

Yanks 1.5 back

tem said...

eltardo was up all night thinking of snappy comebacks to that dane cook guy, so he didn't get to even see that the yankees are 1.5 back.

however, he will spit out his mocha cafe late supreme grande with skim milk and half creamer and splenda and double carmel when he finds out.

blue said...

random guy at the OJ press conference

this guy is hilarious that's in the background

tem said...

his hat says I heart famous people.


awesome.

but it has a heart, which i don't know how to do.

blue said...

i ♥ famous people

blue said...

I guess this guy was at the press conference for Paris Hilton, when she got sent back to jail, and he was the guy who acted like it was a huge travesty to the world

El Padrino said...

tem he might be from west virgina, from the looks of him

blue said...

it's tem's uncle...uncle teminator

blue said...

supposedly, when the news conference ended, the lawyer walked away, and uncle teminator stepped up to the microphone and said "no further questions please" and walked away.

tem said...

he might be from WV and he might be related to me.

tem said...

if he is, then all i can say that i am proud and honored.

ToddPacker said...

mets win, phils lose.... strange

ToddPacker said...

blocked on all vids

tem said...

i don't understand why the lawyer didn't make him leave. he must have been in on it to increase the publicity.

tem said...

re: zambrano warming up.

the vid wasn't what i expected (I expecting some pitching), but it was technically warming up.

tem said...

if anyone can just go stand by those guys and talk during the interviews tem is going to start doing it.

blue said...

asking the lawyer for a high-five is awesome

tem said...

yep

blue said...

hahaha take that duke

tem said...

i just made my picks on the eltardo espn thing. i picked 7 road dogs. i am dumb.

tem said...

cleveland folk are HI-larious.

blue said...

maybe steve/lou's office should get painted like that after UNC destroys doook this year

blue said...

i'm doing pretty well in eltardo's pick'em. I'm tied for like 816th place which is in the 99th percentile, I guess.

that would mean there were 80K people playing though, and I didn't think there were that many

tem said...

maybe CEO WC will order that his office be painted as such.

blue said...

as a prank, somebody should paint CEO WC's office in crimson and white with a huge "A" on the wall

tem said...

you might have to break into his house and paint the living room that color.


house = office.

or maybe apartment, i don't know.

either way its some OJ style B&E.

blue said...

maybe we could bribe cmCEO WC to paint it like that

ToddPacker said...

i don't think oj's latest thing was B&E...

tem said...

he probably is bribable.

ToddPacker said...

funny tem

tem said...

TP's new office, once he gets that huge promotion, could be painted purple and white and say "Geaux Tigers!"

tem said...

OJ does the B&E on the side. He doesn't get caught for B&E, he's got B&E skillz.

ToddPacker said...

no new office for me... even if i get a promotion... i lucked into a nice office two years ago (old dude retired) and i hate moving

ToddPacker said...

and tem it would be purple and yellow

ToddPacker said...

meeting time

blue said...

geaux tigers is a good one

tem said...

you can't paint a wall yellow.

blue said...

you can if you're an oregon ducks fan

tem said...

or an LSU fan.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I might break the record today

blue said...

for people who like to see titays, i present to you penelope cruz's cousin here and here

tem said...

umm good find blue. i guess.


and what's the count meiz? we've heard talk of breaking the record before.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

4

tem said...

4 is a good start to the day. The record is 9?

It's definitely in reach.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

record is 11

tem said...

well you will have to pick up the pace.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"well you will have to pick up the pace."

It's still early, Tem.

tem said...

that it is.

JFreak said...

Well hell, if you want Zambrano warming up, I can give you Zambrano warming up. I just didn't think it was all that good.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Donovan McNabb is a pussy."


My favorite line from Steve Czaban's blog today.

Its well worth the read, if you have access. czabe.com

tem said...

TDiLoVH:

Poster – Zeke
Topic – Ryder Cup, Tiger’s wife and her not doing porn, Chuckie Weis never beat anyone good
Comments - 110

Highlights from the comments section –

Zeke – “Mike Williams was unstoppable at SC. He's not fast enough to dominate the NFL. They should move him to TE.”

Some golf and NASCAR talk

Deke – “I don't trust you.” (I think this was directed at Freak)

Some making fun of Simmons and Gridiron Gang

Link to a guy who bit a Panda and discussion. (No Panda Dick references though)

Someone was posting all day as “Zeke Fucks My Mom”

Martin VanNostrand - “Aaron Carter and a Playmate? Those words don't even go together...like peanut butter and mayonnaise. More proof some cash and semi-fame can can get you anything.”

tem said...

it was not a banner LOV day.

although the term sports ho orginiated around that day. maybe the day before.

blue said...

good job with tdilovh tem

tem said...

or week before.

anyway, HUNGRY.

JFreak said...

I am also hungry, but I am unsure as to whether or not it will be remedied.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke fucks my mom was steve/lou.

He's all over the old stuff.

El Padrino said...

that was the bet he lost

blue said...

I hate losing bets

El Padrino said...

tell me about it

JFreak said...

Dingle Berry picture.

blue said...

hahaha mountaineers

El Padrino said...

that's hilarious

El Padrino said...

mike tirico has a radio show now

i have no further comment

isiah thomas said...

titty links are a great way to start the day, the FDA needs to add them to the food pyramid.

"ti-tays, they're part of a balanced meal"

isiah thomas said...

ZFMM didn't happen until early this year but the archives picked it up for some reason.

isiah thomas said...

and I get euro chicks sunbathing with titties out, but why don't they either go full blown nekkid and show the vajeen or keep the tops on and go bottomless?

Although a sunburned meat curtain sounds like it might be painful.

isiah thomas said...

I hope Tirico discusses the Jaws/TC sex tape, you know its out there.


(s)

isiah thomas said...

And I'm blocked on the vids but it looks like a solid effort freak.

blue said...

i think it's only legal to go topless on those beaches...or else you'd have wang chungs all over the place too.

kod and beth's dream

Big Brother's Brother said...

TDiLovH is brilliant.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Tem, do you wear sandals?

isiah thomas said...

I think I'm going to start my own "FUCK AXE" campaign....

my cause will be "Skip Bayless must die"

isiah thomas said...

SKIP BAYLESS MUST DIE.

blue said...

i hate skip bayless

blue said...

why does ESPN feel like they need to have him on every show?

isiah thomas said...

does any part of EP's promotion/bonus involve an IROC?

tem said...

I have a pair of sandals and wear them when I go play volleyball.

They are a pair of birks that are at least 10yrs old.

But I don't wear them out to a bar or anything. I dislike sandals really.

tem said...

I also hate Skip and will support anything that has the stated goal of ending his career and/or life.

tem said...

the office is far colder than it should be today.

isiah thomas said...

According to broadcast and print reports, including one in the Charlotte Observer, law enforcement officials have found a link between a North Carolina man found shot to death in his home in April and the "Bad Newz Kennels" of suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick.

Big Brother's Brother said...

tim kurkjians voice makes me want to physically assault him.

tem, how do u feel about water and wine?

El Padrino said...

Iroc-Z, also comes with Pomade, a gold watch, some braciole and a pack of "Ginny-T's"

isiah thomas said...

there is a "supervisor" here who chastised her employees for amongst other things time wasting - i.e. socializing, personal calls, etc.....

and for the last 2 days she's taken a random 45 min walk in the morining, on top of her usual "breaks".....

great leadership there.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Vick has a distaste for snitches as well.

El Padrino said...

Oh and the complete discography of Frankie Valli and the one and only Frank Sinatra

isiah thomas said...

EP that's quite a compensation package, congrats good sir.

Big Brother's Brother said...

so apparently this "federal prosecutor trying to bang a 5 yr old" story did not come from The Onion?

El Padrino said...

Ciao!

tem said...

i like them both.

tem said...

water and wine that is.

tem said...

re: prosecutor and 5yr old

say what now?

El Padrino said...

Pasta e fagioli for lunch haterz

El Padrino said...

i really hate the fan quotes on the WWL

isiah thomas said...

saw this on the local weather report this AM.....

they showed the "extended forecast" right....


highs for the next week and a half are in the mid to high 90's except for the weekend, I think the high on sunday will be 89 and they put a "fall" graphic (falling leaves) in the Sunday column.

ha.

El Padrino said...

they are all submitted by faggots

El Padrino said...

yeah "fall"

*wink

tem said...

fan quotes do suck ass.

JFreak said...

"Fall" in the desert.

ha.

blue said...

fan quotes always make me laugh

blue said...

"Too close of a game, but the cubbies pulled out a win"

way to add to the conversation there buddy

isiah thomas said...

I'm no longer concerned about the Skins O-Line, they signed Rick DeMulling.


(s)

El Padrino said...

loonch

blue said...

I know Rick DeMulling, he went to school with me. He'll help out a lot

blue said...

the "help out a lot" comment was (s)

blue said...

considering that he couldn't even keep his job on the a shitty lions team...this is not the kind of impact signing that Daniel Snyder had in mind

tem said...

OL are tough to find right now.

tem said...

Maybe they can get some arena star lineman...

tem said...

someone just sent me an evite for a halloween party. seems a bit early to me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm fuckin' hungry. I think I'll roll with sweet n sour chicken

blue said...

"someone just sent me an evite for a halloween party. seems a bit early to me."

the wife was bitching because wal mart has all of their halloween stuff out already

tem said...

i am excited for 2014 or whenever barkley is going to run for govenor of bama.

tem said...

i think i will reply No and say "sorry you didn't leave me enough time to pick out a costume. please let me know earlier next year."

JFreak said...

Do it.

Cement your legacy as the teminator.

blue said...

halloween is a great time to see slutty half naked women though

blue said...

kod wants me to trade a QB for a defense...does that sound fair?

blue said...

I guess if I sent him Brady Quinn

Big Brother's Brother said...

someone please fill a nigga in on WC's current status.

blue said...

I think he's married BBB

blue said...

and he's an elitist

tem said...

i thought WC got divorced.

tem said...

depends on the defense and QB blue.

Big Brother's Brother said...

is he open though?

tem said...

i think for you yeah.

he is a CEO, so he is big time.


he is a suga daddy.

Big Brother's Brother said...

omg, my dreams come true.

whatever it takes to never have to work again.. i cant cook, but damnit do i look good.

blue said...

CEO WC does the toe tap?

tem said...

you can always try corbin if wc doesn't pan out.

Big Brother's Brother said...

so things turned around from when DubbleSizzle was worried about getting fired for too much LoV time..

make your own rules now, bossman.

tem said...

meiz count?

blue said...

now he's CEO WC and has no time for the LoV

Big Brother's Brother said...

big ballin, shot callin. toe tappin Gatorz now.

i see no sign of bosom-ness today. that is disappointing.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

6

blue said...

here are some bosoms for you

probably nsfw

isiah thomas said...

WE WANT BRES-A-SIS!

blue said...

this one ain't bad

blue said...

still nsfw

Big Brother's Brother said...

sorry to keep up with 21 questions.. but i guess i picked a decent day cause it be dead..

is TJW dead from the Herp?

did he ever come out to himself?

isiah thomas said...

6

Deke, these all can't be solid can they?

Big Brother's Brother said...

charlie sheen.. you have no excuses.

blue said...

teej's name is steven....he has kilt off the teej persona, at least according to the teej himself.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Are you stoned?

isiah thomas said...

TJW is in a cacoon of emotion, trying to transform into a better TJW butterfly who isn't called TJW.

blue said...

me?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke, these all can't be solid can they?"

Not at all. I don't take many solid shits.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

no, BBB

isiah thomas said...

are those real pics of Richards? Here air-e-o-lees is tore up in the 1st pic.

isiah thomas said...

don't get me wrong she looks great, are these recent?

Big Brother's Brother said...

Deeky has to have RLS (runny leg syndrome)

blue said...

she always had big areolas...see "Wild Things"...i'd guess they are real, she posed for playboy

blue said...

I doubt they are recent photos...maybe in the last few years

El Padrino said...

the areola make a titty

isiah thomas said...

Keef how is that new medicine treating you, will it prevent a return trip to the Doc to see ol' Doc jellyfingers?

El Padrino said...

does A$M balldip Da U tonight

isiah thomas said...

A&M struggled with Fresno St earlier this season, got up big (22-0) and held on to get a fluky trip OT win.

As bad as da U is I'm not sure I'd trust A&M....

what's the line?

blue said...

according to the reader comments on WWL...Da U 24, A&M 21...

isiah thomas said...

A&M struggled with Fresno St earlier this season,


*at home

tem said...

87temwr87
fun meeting time.

6, keep up the good work.


teejer is now a gay guy named steve.

20 questions in OK, it is slow as shit today.

El Padrino said...

A&M - 3

El Padrino said...

and like i said dub c is now known as Super Supreme Motherfucker To The Max

SSMTM

isiah thomas said...

I don't think I've ever seen the entire movie : Wild Things


do both chicks get nekkid?

JFreak said...

I think I like Vault better than Mountain Dew.

It's close, though.

isiah thomas said...

Vault? please advice.


is vault the hydrox to Mt. Dew's Oreo?

Big Brother's Brother said...

deekie, no more herb. changed my eating/life habits and that no longer has a place.

occasional wine or brew is not out of the question, but is very, very rare now. an no, not vegan or some shit.

file this with all other useless info..

blue said...

"do both chicks get nekkid?"

you don't see anything from Neve Campbell

blue said...

Vault is the MT. Dew energy drink

blue said...

lunch

JFreak said...

Vault is pretty much Coke's answer to Mountain Dew.

"Drinks like a soda, kicks like an energy drink."

GET TO IT

JFreak said...

Landis decision finally made

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like Vault a lot more than Dew.

I'm also a Coca Cola loyalist.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hello?

El Padrino said...

I'm a Pepsi man myself.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Goddammit, ElP. It's like we're being drawn farther apart. I feel like I don't even know you anymore.

Big Brother's Brother said...

dead doesnt even begin to 'splain it...

El Padrino said...

Cherry Coke is superior to all, however.

El Padrino said...

deke you lost me when you said you dont like beer

El Padrino said...

not even time can heal that wound

El Padrino said...

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