Monday, September 24, 2007

There's no sex in the champagne room......



Lot's of injuries yesterday:

Calvin Johnson
Hines Ward
Jake Del Homie
Vern Davis
Rudi Johnson
Brian Westbrook
Paul Puss
Frank Gore
JP Loserman

the list goes on....

MLB - final week, here's what we got:

Injuns.....IN
Angels.....IN

A-Rod - Cubs player/owner?

CFG - Louisville, seriously....Syracuse? Syracuse.

I know he won't get much love but Mike Hart is having one heckuva a year, check the stats.

NFL Announcer quote of the week:

"Maurice Jones-Drew is like a rolling ball of butcher knives" - Randy Cross

It's a glorious time for ND haters, 0-4 and falling. Good thing they'll get a high pick in next year's draft. Weiss is a coaching geenus.


mmmmmmmmmmmm........Monday

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JFreak said...

First off, I hope to God the A-Rod story is false. From everything I've read, it's just something stupid that was made up. But this little paragraph gave me more hope.

"Levine later said he spoke to Bud Selig, and the commissioner agreed with Levine's interpretation of the story, and its possible implications. A player can neither have part ownership of a team nor negotiate for future ownership."

Screw you gayrod. Stay away from my favorite team.

JFreak said...

"I've been involved in leagues where countless trades were agreed to – most of them perfectly fair – but none actually went through. Because everyone reflexively vetoes everything. Those were ruined leagues, yet every veto was ostensibly in the interest of preserving competitive balance. Which, of course, wasn't anyone's real objective."

Sound familiar? Full article

JFreak said...

How can Lovie still be going with the "Rex Grossman is our quarterback" line?

It's inconceivable.

keith s said...

Because the alternative is Brian Griese?

Spaceman Spiff said...

props to EP on the gints win, im very disappointed that the skins

ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE.

god damn let campbell do his thing, if he throws picks so be it, its better than watching the potential win die a slow death.

JFreak said...

Rex Grossman < Kyle Orton < Brian Griese

Spaceman Spiff said...

portis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> betts

Spaceman Spiff said...

went to lobsterfest today, kenny smif was there

Spaceman Spiff said...

mu'fucka needs some lotion, his elbows looked like he dipped them in a bucket of chalk, i dubbed him 'ashy kenny' and he shall be referred to as such from now on

Spaceman Spiff said...

eating a whole lobster is great, submerging the whole tail in butter is awesome

El Padrino said...

spiff i'll take the props
pitching a shut out in the 2nd half feels good, not "getting my taint licked" good but good

how's that taste zeke?
like a sweaty sock or like Persia's wetspot after a light jog?

El Padrino said...

lobsterfest sounds awesome

tem said...

eff mondays.

tem said...

my $$$ league RBs are rudi and westbrook.

both got banged up. but at least westbrook got me points first. rudi was terrible.

eff them.

tem said...

new england just kills people.

tem said...

and i just now realized that the fantasy baseball playoffs go for another freaking week.

El Padrino said...

two weeks?

El Padrino said...

ok tampa bay, ok
i wonte bet against you anymore

jesus christ

El Padrino said...

who died and made them division leaders?

El Padrino said...

top 25

tem said...

yeah tampa bay gets a huge wtf from me.

i suspect is 3 weeks they will be who we thought they were.

El Padrino said...

i dont know, that defense is woofing

maybe the vets have one more good year in em ?

ToddPacker said...

ToddPacker said...
24-17 giants

12:14 PM



sometimes you get lucky

ToddPacker said...

i got crushed in my $$$ league... 0-3 is not good

ToddPacker said...

2.5 game lead seems huge right now

ToddPacker said...

166 yard rushing is pretty good for a QB... tebow for heis..... too early

ToddPacker said...

bucs will win 9-10 games this year otherwise gruden is gone

tem said...

TB defense is good, but the offense is sad.

But that was the case when they won a SB so I guess you never know.

ToddPacker said...

when will willie realize that heilman is awful

El Padrino said...

true tem

tp good call

El Padrino said...

tp if the mets go 3-4 over the next 7 games the phillies would have to go undeafeated to tie them

ToddPacker said...

i had a feeling that this was going to be a good year for the bucs.... good sched and gruden in a must win season

El Padrino said...

my issue is who's pitching the 7th & 8th with a one run lead in October

ToddPacker said...

winning tonight would be huge... 3 game lead with 6 to play

ToddPacker said...

"my issue is who's pitching the 7th & 8th with a one run lead in October"


pelfry or lawrence?

El Padrino said...

i was dead wrong about st loo

i guess the pace injury is larger than the man's weight

ToddPacker said...

don't forget the 9th.... wagner has been terrible, too

El Padrino said...

I was thinkin Humber.

but willie is scared to do that because he's "loyal"

ToddPacker said...

reyes needs to bust out of his slump

ToddPacker said...

sosa mota heilman schoenweiss have all been terrible

ToddPacker said...

it was nice to see delgado hit a bomb yesterday

blue said...

WTF? 2 weeks of fantasy baseball finals...I don't think that's correct....freak we need a ruling

blue said...

fuck me...oh well, may as well give up, I thought they ended yesterday

ToddPacker said...

hooked up the tailgate tv next to my big-screen... it was nice rockin 2 tvs all weekend

ToddPacker said...

yahoo is always a 2 week final... i thought everyone knew that

blue said...

I will remember that from now on

tem said...

i didn't know that TP.

but at least it gives me time to either recover from the ass kicking i am getting or to just learn to enjoy it.

tem said...

also I peeped the UFC fight.

Liddel looked terrible. He is D-U-N in the UFC.

El Padrino said...

tp that's nice work (the 2 tv thing)

blue said...

rockies are back!!!

blue said...

they still need a few "and thens" but could be playing baseball in October

El Padrino said...

Rockies would be a favorable matchup for the mets. Go Rockies!

El Padrino said...

and please dont mention the reg season record the rockies have vs. the mets

that means absolutely nothing in october

blue said...

hahahaha

blue said...

the rockies would be great in a short series, because they don't have the zorse's to throw 5 different SPs, but they have a decent top 3

tem said...

go Rockies!

blue said...

they're still 2 back in the L column, so...unless they sweep the next 6 games, they probably won't make it.

tem said...

they should try to win more often.

blue said...

I just think it would be nice for Todd Helton to get into the playoffs just once...with the rockies

tem said...

denver wasted all that kind of energy on ray bourque.

tem said...

helton is fucked and he should blame ray.

El Padrino said...

Ray?

blue said...

screw hockey

tem said...

ray bourque.

he used all the "it's be nice to see XXXXX aging superstar get to the playoffs/win XXXXXX trophy" mojo that was left over from the Elway era.

El Padrino said...

oh Borque.

nevermind
anyone seen my baseball!?

El Padrino said...

nice win for the Cuse'.

NS

tem said...

lousville has dropped off the map.

now they'll probably beat WVU and really piss me off.

if we even get past USF.

tem said...

i was surprised the bears didn't sign leftwich.

tem said...

also, watching games in a bar with about 50 Cleveland fans is hazardous to tem's health.

Especially when he laughs his ass off after they get that kick blocked.

ToddPacker said...

people around the office are buzzing about the usf/wv game this friday... talking about what a tough ticket it's going to be.... welcome to ncaa football usf

El Padrino said...

usf has a nice program nowadays
that's going to be a good game

mr white is going to have to throw the ball

El Padrino said...

i'm eating salsa and chips right now, with a chreey coke

NS

ToddPacker said...

that was a big win for the orange... i would like to see the 'cuse get back into football

tem said...

i am excited to watch the game this friday.

Big Brother's Brother said...

skiddly skeet

tem said...

interesting.

ToddPacker said...

i have an eating hangover from the weekend.... lots of bad stuff on the menu... bbq ribs, chips/salsa/nacho cheese, taco bell, wendys, pop tarts, cheese cake (pie), ice cream, pizza, heavily buttered popcorn, wings, beer... i really punished my stomach this past weekend, but that's what football and a good pennant race will do to ya

ToddPacker said...

the family guy star wars thing was hilarious

ToddPacker said...

the ship with the neon and blasting stereo cracked me up

El Padrino said...

i hear ya tp, me nd my stomach are not speaking right now

El Padrino said...

notre dame 0-4 = lovely
cowboys 3-0 = not so lovely

ToddPacker said...

cmtp tried to squash the 2 tv idea, when i was setting it up. i told my son to tell mommy if she don't shut-up we're going for 3 tvs... it seemed to have worked

ToddPacker said...

nd 0-4 is very funny

ToddPacker said...

regis at the nd pep rally friday night was even funnier

blue said...

Weiss's pants might be getting tighter

El Padrino said...

i found it hilarious that AJ Smith fired Marty back in feb and today i find it even more hilarious

somewhere that Marty is yukking it up

Lou said...

hahaha

I spanked my Boss in FFL this weekend.



TPS my ass.

El Padrino said...

is Reege an ND Alum?

ToddPacker said...

i saw a replay of the holth pep talk deal.... frightening stuff

blue said...

ND could start out 0-8

ToddPacker said...

yeah i think reeg is a domer alum

blue said...

and according to Mel Kiper, they'll be worse next year. Their best players are all seniors...way to recruit there Chuck.

ToddPacker said...

ty would not start 0-8

blue said...

wasn't ty's worst season 6-6? or something like that

ToddPacker said...

this is chucks 3rd year, why are they throwin out the free pass of "rebuilding year"... should these be his players now... it doesn't make any sense to me

El Padrino said...

black coaches never get a fair shake and they got scrutinized more quickly than asian coaches

blue said...

yeah, the only guys he didn't recruit are the seniors now.

El Padrino said...

"Can you believe that all he cost New England was the 110th pick in last April's draft? And that the player the Raiders picked with that choice is a cornerback, John Bowie, who's been inactive the first three weeks of the season? "

way to go Al.

blue said...

we'll see if he gets fired after back to back 3 win seasons

ToddPacker said...

good win for michigan over penn state... maybe hart can salvage the season for um (ns)

El Padrino said...

let's not forget terry tate

El Padrino said...

Big ten title?

ToddPacker said...

that 5'5" guy on lsu (holiday, i think) is scary fast.... it looks like everyone is in slow-motion when he is running by them

ToddPacker said...

terry tate = funny

blue said...

Hart reminds me a lot of Emmitt Smith. His running style is similar. Of course it doesn't hurt to have 2 All-Americans on the left side of your line, but he's been impressive, even when they've lost.

blue said...

Milton Bradley getting hurt arguing over a call and getting tossed. Might be one of the funniest things ever

ToddPacker said...

i missed the milton stuff

blue said...

they had to help him walk off the field after being tossed

tem said...

OSU fans are already seeing how much it would cost to go to the Rose Bowl...or the NC game.

blue said...

where is the NC game this year?

tem said...

i don't know. maybe it is at the rose bowl.

they'll either say "i'm checking out prices for the NC game"

or "i'm checking out prices for the RB"

El Padrino said...

those damn umpires think they are larger than the game

just do your job fuckheads

tem said...

eric gregg was pretty large.

blue said...

eric Gregg once picked up a cheeseburger off of 3b...but he didn't eat it...it was the first time in recorded history that he ever picked up a cheesburger and didn't eat it.

El Padrino said...

eagles wore pajamas on sunday

blue said...

those uni's were horrible...it's like they got the leftover materials from the Nuggets and made uniforms out of them

tem said...

i'd wear those jerseys every week if i were them.

tem said...

what's the % chance rev is trying to find one of those jerseys?

95%?

tem said...

anything good from the weekend to read?

blue said...

well, if they could play the lions every week, i'm sure they'd take that.

blue said...

"anything good from the weekend to read?"

not really...unless you enjoy the play by play analysis of the skins game

blue said...

and by analysis I mean

"what the fuck are they doing"

JFreak said...

"what's the % chance rev is trying to find one of those jerseys?"

Rev said he hated them, but if they lower the price to $20 he will be getting one.

blue said...

"why is portis on the sidelines"

stuff like that

blue said...

if they made a papale jersey in those colors, he'd buy one

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hangover. Again.

tem said...

$20 for one of those, in XXXXXL?

I think the raw materials might cost more than that.

tem said...

i was axing why rudi was on the sideline.

they didn't have sound for the bengals game at the bar, so we couldn't figure it out.

sound was only for browns.

tem said...

we decided it was because he sucked.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I thought the domepiece said they were already 20 bones

tem said...

hungry time

El Padrino said...

everyone is on the block on my yahoo fantasy team

Bagz Inc. needs a change.

blue said...

I'm gonna lose on Yahoo! by 2 pts...2 measly points

blue said...

or 2 weazely points

blue said...

actually 1.15 pts

blue said...

where is tits mcgee today, I thought she'd be all over the UGA win

El Padrino said...

Davidson Kempner Endowment Partners

that is an actual name of a hedge fund we house

keith s said...

blue
you can borrow one of my extra 40.65 pts

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

2 Beazely points?

blue said...

I blame my loss on Mike Shanahan...all he would have had to do was run travis henry another 2 times

isiah thomas said...

Zeke, will we get fantasy updates like we did last year?

Early games
Late games
After the Sunday night game


Just wondering.


Negative, too many teams. If I'm on and you have a question I can hook you though.

El Padrino said...

shanahan, 4th and 5 from his own 9 and he goes for it.

what a confident douche, nice to see him fail there even though i had some dime on them

El Padrino said...

Zeke in case you missed my skins/jints comment :


spiff i'll take the props
pitching a shut out in the 2nd half feels good, not "getting my taint licked" good but good

how's that taste zeke?
like a sweaty sock or like Persia's wetspot after a light jog?

blue said...

the play worked though, dude just dropped the ball.

it wouldn't have mattered though, If they had to punt Jax would have just run out the clock because the defense couldn't stop the run.

El Padrino said...

didnt the jax guy get his hand in there though?

El Padrino said...

didnt look like a straight drop

blue said...

no, it was a straight drop, he had the ball and when he hit the ground it popped out

blue said...

and now Cutler has an ankle..so he'll probably super suck against Indy this week

JFreak said...

"and now Cutler has an ankle..so he'll probably super suck against Indy this week"

He would have sucked anyway. No need to blame it on an injury.

blue said...

Indy should have lost to Houston...

blue said...

and Tennessee

blue said...

the broncos now start a stretch of 4 straight "tough" games, Indy, SD, Pitt, GB. They could be 2-6 by the end of October.

isiah thomas said...

like a sweaty sock or like Persia's wetspot after a light jog?


I saw this EP, deke's question was from the last thread.

FUCK! I put all the blame on Gibbs/Saunders and their play calling in the 3rd Q. They get scurred/conservative.

Great win for the G-Men, a tip of the cap.

Losing games like that is what separates 6-10 from 8-8.

isiah thomas said...

not much to catch-up on from yesterday's comments, it was kind of like when Blue comments alot on regular LOV....it was pretty boring.

El Padrino said...

Early lines:

Indy -10.5 over Denver

DUB C - Auburn is getting 18.5 in the Swamp (oooff)

keith s said...

I'd rather my team be 6-10 than 8-8. Higher draft pick.

El Padrino said...

redskins have Saunders and Williams right, then they have two other guys that are listed as offensive coordinator and defensive co.

why?

i thought Saunders and Williams were each of those?

so that means they have 4?

is this true?

isiah thomas said...

I'd rather my team be 6-10 than 8-8. Higher draft pick.

interesting thought Keef, but.....


8-8 in the NFC might get you into the show. This might be Gibbs last season, I'd like to see him go out on a "high" note.

Draft picks? As a Skins fan draft picks mean nothing to me.

isiah thomas said...

Saunders/Grilliams are the main co-ordinators, the rest of the guys are old and proud so they gave them snappy titles.

blue said...

Auburn will lose by more than 19 pts..although Ole Miss hung tough against Florida

isiah thomas said...

and great ND comments earlier....

Why is Weiss getting a relatively free pass on this?

worst start IN THE HISTORY of the school, no offense what so ever and its not like they have a ton of guys who look like they can play.....

Weiss had his best (read: only) "success" with Ty Willy's recruits....and he couldn't win a big game with them...

By now Weiss's "great recruting" classes should be showing something right?

isiah thomas said...

Mike Hart is playing lights out, watching him play is awesome.

He won't be able to stay healthy all season with 30+ carries a game though.

Mallett looks like a stud though.

blue said...

Saunders is the "Associate Head coach-offense", Bugel is the "Assistant head coach-offense", Williams is "assistant head coach-defense" then they have an offensive and defensive coordinator.

El Padrino said...

i heart hart

El Padrino said...

the redskins coaching title thing is ridiculous

blue said...

"By now Weiss's "great recruting" classes should be showing something right?"

This was Mel Kiper's point the other day...you can call a kid a blue chip recruit, but if you can't coach'em up, they'll never be any good.

El Padrino said...

romo looked good last night

*cutting off fingers so i never type that again

El Padrino said...

every time the bears had a sack he'd slip out and hit to

El Padrino said...

i hate it when dallas is good
just ruins my whole life

throws everything off

blue said...

like I said yesterday in regards to Dallas...Wade Phillips is good for at least 2-3 losses himself...so don't worry it'll come

keith s said...

Winnie Cooper really likes math, but she still looks good.

isiah thomas said...

speaking of the FMLB Finals, Blue has been striking gold with his p-n-d selections. My bats being ice-cold are not helping. The offensive match-ups are still close though.

My relievers need to quit shitting the bed.

El Padrino said...

stepping out

blue said...

"speaking of the FMLB Finals, Blue has been striking gold with his p-n-d selections."

i thought it ended yesterday, so i went all out with SP yesterday...fucked me over...so that pretty much ended any chance I had at winning

isiah thomas said...

JoePa needs to retire, its sad watching him on the sidelines, he's a spectator.

At one point he was standing behind the red-headed coach to shield his eyes from the sun.

isiah thomas said...

i thought it ended yesterday, so i went all out with SP yesterday...fucked me over...so that pretty much ended any chance I had at winning


how so, it lowered your ERA. Don't fish for compliments.

isiah thomas said...

PSU should at least give the guy a headset - don't plug it in, but let him wear it so it looks like he's in the loop.

blue said...

"how so, it lowered your ERA. Don't fish for compliments."

I dropped all my "normal" SP, so all i'll have this week is shit...although my normal pitchers were pitching like shit too early in the week.

tem said...

i want to wreck winnie.

tem said...

blue just pick them back up, zeke will pnd block though, so you gotta do it quickly.

tem said...

zeke is a wise manager.

tem said...

i think during the PSU game Jo Pa axed red headed coach something and red headed coach had to tell him that he wasn't the D coordinator or something. Jo Pa was pissed, but red headed dude didn't have a clue what JoPa was axing.

blue said...

I think i'm spent on FMLB

tem said...

my yahoo football team looked good this week. (s)

blue said...

maybe JoPa should get a new pair of glasses

isiah thomas said...

at least corby or weazy won't win.

blue said...

"at least corby or weazy won't win."

that's the best part...i have no problems losing to a non-weazy twin

tem said...

JoPa just wants to pass Bowden, but forgets that Bobby still coaches.

Tyler said...

Work...sucks.

isiah thomas said...

Blue what happened to J Walk yesterday?

isiah thomas said...

my $$$ league team is on a runaway freight train collision with 0-3. Lowest scoring team this week. I've got Reggie tonight, I hope he shits the bed again though, don't waste a good week when the rest of my team shit the bed.

blue said...

The offense only ran like 12 plays the entire first half. Jacksonville just controlled the clock and Rashean Mathis shut down Walker...Marshall had a big day, but Javon wasn't open much

isiah thomas said...

how much do you downgrade Steve Smith now that it looks like Del Homie is out?

100%?

What's the David Carr factor?

blue said...

or does Smith's value go up because now Carr will throw the ball to him 38 times a game

isiah thomas said...

I said this yesterday, my NASCAR pool/team is the only thing that salvaged an otherwise abismal fantasy weekend.

tem said...

in $$$ i need bush and colston to play craptastically.

i am up 20 and the other guy has bush, colston, and chris hope.

i am pretty fucked. 1st loss in hours away.

isiah thomas said...

how did Reggie Brown not suckle from the scoring teet of yesterday's game???

isiah thomas said...

John Force crash

In case you haven't seen this....the cockpit of the car breaks away as the main fuselage goes barrelling down the track.

tem said...

curtis hogged it all.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP for future betting purposes, the the past few years in NFC south, worst has been first the next year

2003 Carolina
2004 falcons
2005 tampa
2006 saints

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