Tuesday, September 18, 2007

So You Think You Are Good?

Well you aren't. That means you Houston, Washington, Tampa, Cleveland. The wheels will fall off very soon. In some cases (Browns) nobody can even understand how you drove that cart to victory. Call it a gift from your in state friends.

Random Side Note: I think I have my first ever stalker. I'm not sure how to handle it. And in a two for 1 side note, I peeped some Baseketball yesterday when the game got boring. That movie is still pretty damn funny. It has held up pretty well with time.

Also, these fans just need to give up hope now: Jets, Eagles, Falcons, Giants, Dolphins, Rams, Chiefs and obviously the Fighting Irish. Also Mrs. Weiss needs to just accept that this season is going to either cause Charles to put on 100lbs or die. I hope her insurance policies are all paid up.

Mark it down now, Morten Andersen will be the first 50yr old to play in the NFL. And if there was already one, then he will be the first 60yr old. I am surprised he doesn't double dip and do the Arena League too. I give him mad props though, turning kicking into a 25yr career was brilliant. He's a shoe-in for the HOF too right?

Before I get to the movie review of a movie I have never watched I want to present a list of people or things that piss me off. This list isn't all-inclusive but for the sake of my sanity it needs to be said now:
  1. Slow Cashiers in the express lane at the grocery store. I have 5 items and it takes you longer to check me out than it took the lady in 12 to scan 100 items.
  2. Emmit Smith....enough!
  3. TMQ and his editor. Shorten it up already, good God.
  4. Whoever let the price of car maintenance get out of hand. $500 to check to see if my timing belt is broke? WTF? If it is broke then it is another $500. Someone dropped the ball on this.
  5. MBAs. Seriously, you are fucking idiots.

Well I feel a bit better, so let's move on to the movie review of a movie tem has never seen, We Are Marshall:

This movie hits home for me, because I am from West Virginia. Matthew Mcwhatever is the star and he does a fantabulous job. I am pretty sure he uses the same accent that he used in A Time to Kill. Which is good because I am sure people from WV talk just like people from wherever that movie was set. Anyway, the plot of the movie is that the team dies in a plane crash. Then MMs character is the new coach and has to build the program from scratch. So he recruits his old friend Wally Rig to coach the D and he takes care of the O. Of course since all the players are dead they need to get new ones from the regular students. This doesn't work out so well and they barely get enough to field a team, the players end up having to play both ways. Some hilarity ensues, but there is a bright spot when Coach Rig gets an old hike school star who never enrolled to be the QB. Scott Bakula plays this character, I am pretty sure he won an Oscar for it. Anyway, they later add a female kicker and Sinbad and even though they lose their first 8 games, they tie in their 9th and win their 10th against the best team in the nation. It is really a feel good story that should be viewed by all.

5 out of 5 helmet stickers.

Have at it bee snatches.

432 comments:

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Beth said...

It's been a while since boobs have had the first comment.

El Padrino said...

atta girl

El Padrino said...

nice moview review, i think i'll rent it

Beth said...

And Morton is amazing. I haven't heard where he was practicing kicks while waiting for a call this year, but I know last year it was like 15 minutes from where I live. I should've gone there this year and been a stalker...

tem said...

You could have seduced his old ass.

El Padrino said...

80%, i guess that's good considering you played for 25 years

tem said...

he is solid from inside of 30.

El Padrino said...

true, he is
does he have like goalposts in his backyard, cuz that would be awesome

El Padrino said...

awesome like a fighting chicken, with claws

tem said...

i am sure he does.

El Padrino said...

tea time

blue said...

I pretty much hate alabama

El Padrino said...

Remember kids tea is the drink of life, if you drink coffee you will die.

El Padrino 13:10

Beth said...

"does he have like goalposts in his backyard, cuz that would be awesome"

Nah, just on the headboard to his bed... (which relates to tem's comment of "You could have seduced his old ass")

blue said...

what's he trying to kick through his headboard?

El Padrino said...

pussy.

El Padrino said...

conference call ....But at my desk so I aint going no where.

yipee

blue said...

i wonder if he has special shoe for that

tem said...

he's a toe basher.

tem said...

did preggo give birf in bama?

blue said...

no births in alabama.

it would have taken a day to get to the hospital anyway.

everything there is far away

tem said...

that's because they walk every where.

tem said...

you would have had to deliver the thing yourself. with a wet nurse or something.

blue said...

I would have called the local vet

El Padrino said...

a wet nurse

that's hilarious

El Padrino said...

bacon is king

tem said...

they tore down the local video store. i'll have to find another.

blue said...

I guess I beat corbin at baseball huh?

blue said...

i'm a day behind everything

tem said...

nice to see rev in action last night.

tem said...

yeah you are in the championships blue.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Waking up not hungover is a strange feeling.

tem said...

why aren't you hungover? You're not really giving this sobriety a try are you?

blue said...

hangovers are for amateurs...deke has moved into the professional status

blue said...

so, did I miss anything good this last week?

I mean besides Iowa State beating Iowa?

ToddPacker said...

the mets worry me

ToddPacker said...

i hate westbrook.... he needed 22 to beat me in my money league and he got 23.... losing by 1 sucks

El Padrino said...

tp, it could be a lost season
prepare yourself

El Padrino said...

mcnabb playing the race card

El Padrino said...

beth get that bullseye off your back once and for all

whocares said...

Bue, were you in Bama visiting the in-laws? What part of town?

ToddPacker said...

"tp, it could be a lost season
prepare yourself"


i still have faith

blue said...

"Bue, were you in Bama visiting the in-laws? What part of town?"

yep, i guess they live in an area they kept referring to as "rock creek" out past hueytown and bessemer, right near the river.

ToddPacker said...

someone asked about the uf/lsu game this season.... it's oct. 6th @lsu, 8:00pm start

El Padrino said...

oh me too, but i'm prepared

Beth said...

"beth get that bullseye off your back once and for all"

Should I also remove the barbed wire tattoo from my arm at the same time?

Beth said...

There must be at least 1 LOV regular with a tattoo I'd bet. Anyone willing to fess up?

ToddPacker said...

if the mets can't take care of business against the nats and the marlins down the stretch, they don't deserve the playoffs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm too fat for the tats I want.

ToddPacker said...

i have a tatt

El Padrino said...

I have one tattoo.

Beth said...

Hey, you can't just say you have a tat without saying what it is.

I'd guess a big "I Heart NY" for EP on his arm. :-)

El Padrino said...

and i am getting one more, maybe two more

El Padrino said...

I have a cross on my right arm.

ToddPacker said...

fraternity letters on the inside of my leg just above my ankle

Beth said...

I actually don't have a tattoo but would like one. I just can't figure out what. (If I ever get to 10 marathons I do know I'm getting a 26.2 one somewhere though.)

ToddPacker said...

i'm thinking of getting a giant zorse on my back (s)

Beth said...

TP, what frat? Although the only one I really know is Phi Delta Theta cause my bf was one.

ToddPacker said...

phi gamma delta

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I have a cross on my right arm."

O.T.S.S. ?

ToddPacker said...

what's otss?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't believe TP has an ankle tattoo. Its a sad day @ LoV

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!

OTSS, BABY, OTSS!

El Padrino said...

No, that's not what it says.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a buddy that played football @ Winona St. He got a big Gothic Cross on his arm with that obnoxious saying.

He loves it when I mock his tattoo.
(s)

El Padrino said...

RIP cross

ToddPacker said...

"I can't believe TP has an ankle tattoo. Its a sad day @ LoV"


i was young and drunk.... it's really small

El Padrino said...

that's rather gay deke, you should make fun of his ass

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I rip him constantly

tem said...

tem has no tats.

blue said...

no tats here. Never really was interested in them. I've seen what they look like when folks get old.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If he's on my team for anything, and we pull off something sweet or win, I'm all about hollering OTSS BABY! ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE! Then maybe I'll start flexing and pimpin' it. I'm obnoxious about it.

El Padrino said...

nice work deke

Beth said...

I knew a guy once who had a tattoo of Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes) drinking a beer. I could never decide if that was funny or lame.

In his defense though, at least it wasn't on his ankle. :-)

blue said...

does that work well in bowling?

ToddPacker said...

i now hate beth as well as meiz

Beth said...

TP, I'm a Braves fan and UGA fan, you already hated me.

ToddPacker said...

that's true, beth

blue said...

I am no longer an Auburn fan...it's a disgrace

blue said...

but i am still an Auburn fan, but i'm still ashamed

Beth said...

And since I think you're going to be getting the last laugh on both counts this year TP, the hate is mutual. :-)

Beth said...

Blue, nice to see you have the multiple personality thing going on today. You're both still an Auburn fan and no longer an Auburn fan I see.

blue said...

either way, i'm ashamed

El Padrino said...

i missed it, your an auburn fan why? (wife, my memory fades to black every once and again)

El Padrino said...

zeke/spiff, nice win
2-0 aint bad

El Padrino said...

i loved saunders reaction when campbell missed santana

tem said...

lunch time already?

damn.

El Padrino said...

a tattoo of the Brooklyn Bridge would be dumb i'm assuming ?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i thoroughly enjoyed that campbell-moss play even though he overthrew him by 15 yards

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

i bet it killed pastabelly inside to have to write a positive article on the skins

Beth said...

"a tattoo of the Brooklyn Bridge would be dumb i'm assuming?"

Not if it wraps around your ankle...

Spaceman Spiff said...

how long does mcnabb have before its declared that he's finished

blue said...

kevin kolb is already warming up

El Padrino said...

nice shot beth

ToddPacker said...

beth don't you have some coffee to make

isiah thomas said...

the assistant who was distraught after the overthrow was Joe Bugel not Saunders. Saunders is usually in the box.

Bugel is the O-Line coach.

2-0 is great.

El Padrino said...

ah, crotetchy old man none the less

that randy thomas injury stings the nostrils though

ToddPacker said...

bugel was pissed

isiah thomas said...

so Blue is an Idaho, Boise St and Auburn fan....

And an Auburn fan bc its his wife's team....that apple doesn't fall far from the Shamtree.

El Padrino said...

with him and jansen gone it might be hard to keep campbells jersey clean

El Padrino said...

that's funny
you said blue was an Idaho fan

hahahahaaaaa

ToddPacker said...

"that apple doesn't fall far from the Shamtree"



aaahahhahhahaaaa.... shamtree is funny

blue said...

yep, in College Football, I root for a lot of teams

El Padrino said...

yeah, Idaho's fencing team is awesome

isiah thomas said...

huge loss if Thomas is gone for the season, they're talking about bringing in a guy who was recently cut by Balt....

that's 2 stud Olineman hurt in 2 weeks. Stop the madness.

Bugel is the very definition of crotchety old man. God bless him.

blue said...

the only thing Idaho does well is Track

blue said...

welcome breakfast for the new boss, I'm gonna call him WC and see what he says

isiah thomas said...

the Yanks are trying to kill spiffg and/or his dad.

I'll root for them down the stretch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"does that work well in bowling?"

Yes.

El Padrino said...

i hope the yanks overtake boston

isiah thomas said...

Skins/G-men is on out here next Sunday.....

chub growing....

El Padrino said...

yeah, big deal
giants skins
whoop-tee-damn-do

isiah thomas said...

someone got 13 correct last week to win our office pool (winner only)

Mills said...

phi gamma delta
--------
FIJI sucks donkey-kong dick
-----------
my step-brother is all tatted up. i can't wait till he gets old and saggy and his tats look like shit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck the Cubs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If the Mets can't win the division with that creampuff sked, well, that would be pathetic.

isiah thomas said...

sweet, mills is here.

keith s said...

tem
Are you sure you haven't seen We Are Marshall?

(s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, or somebody, check the Pac-10 poon comments. Someone else actually visited.

Spaceman Spiff said...

sec poon got shut down cuz nick saban said so, i think they had a pic of his relative on the site

ns

El Padrino said...

thanks meiz i know that

keith s said...

Wow, only 7 teams left in the suicide pool.

El Padrino said...

i had the iggles

they lost

keith s said...

Wow, a new DUI law was passed in Arizona, and starting this week, all first-time offenders will have to have an ignition-interlock device.

blue said...

"Blue, or somebody, check the Pac-10 poon comments. Someone else actually visited."

I saw that this morning. It was a "exciting" (ns)

keith s said...

If BAC is more than .2, minimum 45 days in jail.

El Padrino said...

man wakes up to autopsy knife

blue said...

BAC more than .2 is like a walk in the park for deke...

El Padrino said...

U of F student taased at Kerry Forum

El Padrino said...

Dead man wakes up under autopsy knife

tem said...

zona doesn't mess around.

of course old folks can't drive sober, so drunk old folks is bad news.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Would y'alls be down with reloading on the suicide pool when its over?

blue said...

we can reload the suicide pool

blue said...

So Saban shut down SECpoon? according to the reader comments, it was because his niece was one of the girls in the coconut bras, and she's only 15, so he shut them down.

hilarious

El Padrino said...

of course i would deke

blue said...

Pac-10 poon is getting all poonlinked all over the webisphere

keith s said...

The taser was probably a bit much

keith s said...

You would think 6 cops would be able to subdue a college student w/o the use of a taser.

Spaceman Spiff said...

why the fuck is espn doing this, taking over for dan patrick, mike tirico(ok) and screamin A.(noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

blue said...

screamin A still has a job?

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, exactly, wtf

tem said...

SAS is a jackhole.

tem said...

SAS killed it.

blue said...

first Nick Saban kills secpoon, then SAS kills LoV? what is the world coming to

El Padrino said...

i need to lay down

tem said...

do it el pad.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, build a constanza like nap area under your desk, leave the ticking alarm clock out though, just use the cell phone

blue said...

a lady at my old office used to sleep under her desk all the time

El Padrino said...

great idea, i was going to go with the old staple of sitting on the toilet and rest your head on the side of the wall, i might just hit up outside though, grab a bench and lay down

tem said...

when is this new boss breakfast?

tem said...

toilet sleeping is quality.

El Padrino said...

power point doesnt impress me like it does others

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Pac-10 poon is getting all poonlinked all over the webisphere"

sweet.

El Padrino said...

will there be muffins there?
donuts?
fresh squeezed juices?

tem said...

powerpoint impressed people?

El Padrino said...

no but it's like you make a slideshow and people are supposed to think whoa, a slideshow

and im like what the fuck is the big deal, it's retardley easy
i wanna see the guy present it without pics and a fancy bar graph
try that muttonchops

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea powerpoint is lame, its like a pop-up book for adults

isiah thomas said...

EP did you take Philly in your 40,000$ suicide pool?

El Padrino said...

NEGATIVE ZEKE

I dont get cute in 40G pools

El Padrino said...

i had baltimore and chicago

El Padrino said...

that miller injury is big

El Padrino said...

Colts Ravens Steelers are the ony three teams that stand in the way of the Pats going undefeated

El Padrino said...

and two of them are on the road

El Padrino said...

i:e miller injury

jets return man, justin miller

tem said...

jets weren't good anyway.

El Padrino said...

no but they had good speacial teams and he was a big part of it

i think he went to the pro bowl last year?

tem said...

he did.

El Padrino said...

yup, wwl says he did

El Padrino said...

whoops

tem said...

they still suck though.

tem said...

jets kilt it.

keith s said...

I'm thinking of taking the Vikings this week in the suicide pool. Someone talk me out of it.

tem said...

i think that is a good idea.

did i mention that last week i got 3 games right?

isiah thomas said...

from the post:

Emmitt Smith is awful on ESPN.

Bring back Irvin. (ns)

tem said...

just have nobody in that spot.

El Padrino said...

i cant talk u out of it, kc stinks

El Padrino said...

take the jets

El Padrino said...

ns

whocares said...

No wonder you hate Alabama, Blue. You were out near Hueytown and Bessemer. That's in the middle of nowhere. And that's saying something for Alabama.


And sorry for the delay, but I'm doing my best to keep up...

tem said...

CEO WC, how's the business?

El Padrino said...

great nbc shoving chicago down our throats again

keith s said...

The easy pick is NE this week.

El Padrino said...

yes.

ToddPacker said...

"CEO WC" is funny

El Padrino said...

or pitt

isiah thomas said...

every time I've gotten cute in a suicide pool I lose.

I think I'm going with as much chalk early and often.

ToddPacker said...

i already picked NE

isiah thomas said...

is DTM CFO?

whocares said...

Business is not too bad. Got a few meetings scheduled for next week so I will be travelling a lot. And there is a shitload of stuff to do running everything pretty much by yourself.

Other than that, just chilling at the crib...

ToddPacker said...

there hasn't been a dtm sighting in a long time

isiah thomas said...

Do you put both

WC CEO / DTM COO

on the business card, or make separate cards?

ToddPacker said...

i envy you, wc

isiah thomas said...

DTM's bi-niss card is written in crayon on a napkin.

isiah thomas said...

WC: quesssstion


Are you providing consulting services to hospitals or small "stand alone" type doctor's offices?

tem said...

DTM = blue.

isiah thomas said...

there hasn't been a dtm sighting in a long time


well, blue was out of town and just got back, I'm sure when he's caught up DTM will re-appear.

isiah thomas said...

WC how much are you charging Tubberville and crew for suicide prevention?

keith s said...

I'm taking Houston + the points this week.

ToddPacker said...

i've got a chance to go for a nice promotion.... more $$$, but lots of stress and probably zero LoV time during working hours... i need to decide in the next day or so.... i think i'm going to interview for it

El Padrino said...

be carfeul, no andre johnson

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