Thursday, September 13, 2007

Now Walk It Out

This Kevin Everett story is cool, at least from the angle of which they treated him. I find it spectacular that they induced hypothermia to keep his injuries from worsening. I can't explain it much better than that, but you can read up on it more here (4 pages).

I'm convinced that no one's actually going to represent the NL Central in the playoffs. Neither the Brewers or the Cubs really seem like they want to advance.

So I got bored tonight after the Cubs game and decided to watch the AFC Championship. Man, what a game. Wow.


As always, I have some things to show you.

First, the Cingular "IDK, my BFF Jill" commercial at half-speed. Not really that funny until the voiceover comes in at the end. He sounds so hammered.



Second, a gem I discovered earlier in the week. I won't give it away, but it involves old ladies and the song "Walk it Out".

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Spaceman Spiff said...

relates to second video clip

something to wake you east coasters up, enjoy

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt enjoy the first clip, but applaud the effort nonetheless freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

went to an indoor go-cart place, 9HP, up to 40mph, didnt get that fast as there were a lot of turns, but shit was hook da hook

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck, the week isnt over

El Padrino said...

thanks spiff
i love old lady nipple

El Padrino said...

met game was awesome
the place had a nice feel
magic number 11

El Padrino said...

theres a hurricane in texas and no one knew about it

where do i sign up to be a meteorologist?

El Padrino said...

im back from vacation z

tem said...

they missed a hurricane?

tem said...

clips were OK. not freak's best week, but still solid enough.

tem said...

i could not read SG from last night either.

i hate his email with someone else columns.

El Padrino said...

yeah they missed it

tem said...

i bet the residents were giving a major WTF when that hit.

El Padrino said...

yeah, that's an understatement

tem said...

so how was vacation el pad? lots of diapers?

i realized the other day that i have never changed a diaper in my life.

tem said...

and i'm OK with that.

El Padrino said...

it was good being away from work
and i got in a couple of madden 08' all nighters, caught up on a dozen movies, went to 5 baseball games and had a serious food spread for the giant-cowboy game

still no sleep though
and i only average a diaper a day, sometimes it's just piss which is the best case sceanario

El Padrino said...

piss is simple
shit is complex

tem said...

1 dpr per day sounds like a good dpd ratio.

El Padrino said...

shit = snowflake

tem said...

kids are just eating and shitting factories until they are like 2 or something.

tem said...

at that point they provide some entertainment.

tem said...

oh my softball stats from last night.

2 for 3 with 2 singles.


that was in two games played. my team is outclassed.

tem said...

that was BIO style info.

tem said...

we lost 17-7 and then 17-1.

at least our defense is consistent.

El Padrino said...

at least it's thursday

some college on tonight

El Padrino said...

that's lopsided to say the least

El Padrino said...

bbb

yankees with the cockblocking
ouch.

El Padrino said...

who won our baseball league ?

tem said...

WVU plays tonight.

I won't lie, I am worried.

tem said...

baseball league is in the semis.

it's me vs zeke and corby vs blue.


zeke is kicking my ass. i dunno what's going on with the other game.

El Padrino said...

tem wvu -17

i dont like it either

El Padrino said...

today is a muslim holiday and a jewish holiday

weird.

tem said...

my guess is a 42-38 WVU win.

tem said...

quick meeting.

ToddPacker said...

7 game lead is nice

ToddPacker said...

tem needs to get on a new softball team

El Padrino said...

i like magic numbers

ToddPacker said...

is today rosh or yom?

ToddPacker said...

3 walks in a row was very un-maine like.... i still don't like mota or heilman

tem said...

from wwl featured quote:

"I'd just like for BB to tell all of us exactly what he does with these tapes It's baffling to me how this could help …
— gtcyr

tem said...

the softball team is fun, but we lose a lot. well we always lose in this league. actually we always get run ruled.

El Padrino said...

Rosh

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem, a finely tuned athlete like yourself should be carrying the team

tem said...

i will try that next week meiz.

i'll go all kelly lee on people and try to catch everything.

ToddPacker said...

"kelly lee"

please advise

El Padrino said...

i too would like an explanation

tem said...

*leak

from the bad news bears.

forgot the k.

and its not two e's.

tem said...

other than that i was close.

ToddPacker said...

maybe tem meant kelly leak

ToddPacker said...

nevermind

El Padrino said...

pourous tem, pourous

tem said...

its a sad day for tem.

tem said...

1 year from now on the this day in LOV history tem will be sad to see what transpired today.

ToddPacker said...

LoV history does not lie

tem said...

LOV history might need a AD version and a non-AD version.

El Padrino said...

this patriot thing wont go away
major coverage here because it was vs jets

tell you what though
no need to cheat to beat the jets

tem said...

i am glad that I have homefield advantage this week against TP in the espn league.

tem said...

pats thing is gonna blow up big time.

the media needs something to jabber on about.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Pats thing will be done and over with by monday.

Punishment is coming down tomorrow. After that, who gives a shit? It's gone.

tem said...

nobody cares, but that won't stop the media from blowing it up.

ToddPacker said...

"no need to cheat to beat the jets "


i don't find that joke funny

ToddPacker said...

maybe it's not a joke.... just a fact.... being a jets fans is not fun

tem said...

but you have clemens to cheer for this week.

tem said...

why did keith have a camera down his throat yesterday??

ToddPacker said...

"why did keith have a camera down his throat yesterday??"


because jug told him to

tem said...

i see.
jug is ruthless.

JFreak said...

Man, I thought old ladies dancing to Walk it Out was quality.

El Padrino said...

it was, give it a day freak
let it marinate

tem said...

HUNGRY time.

like clockwork.

Mills said...

i can't wait for LOV day in history where I commented on KC Blog for a second time.

That should be fantastic.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What's this about a camera down Keith's throat?

El Padrino said...

yeah i missed that

Mills said...

keith was having some medical procedure done if i am correct. he wiki'd it.

ToddPacker said...

keith went for some acid refux (i think) testing that required him deep thoating a camera

El Padrino said...

wow

keith your too young for that shit
this is why i dont go to doctors

ToddPacker said...

"i can't wait for LOV day in history where I commented on KC Blog for a second time"


weasel²

El Padrino said...

David Wright, MVP.

JFreak said...

Ryan Theriot, NL MVP.

El Padrino said...

Freak MVP talk is serious, please act accordingly.

isiah thomas said...

WVU will destroy MD tonight.

isiah thomas said...

welcome back EP. This place has been struggling lately.

El Padrino said...

I will ressurect.

isiah thomas said...

EP - Jared Lorenzen....the thought of him starting must worry you.

El Padrino said...

Think so?

WVU is 2-10 ATS vs ACC teams on the road.

that's not good
but with that said Maryland stinks

isiah thomas said...

Jared Lorenzen is rev with a football helmet.

isiah thomas said...

17 is a lot but MD is not good.

El Padrino said...

"EP - Jared Lorenzen....the thought of him starting must worry you."

Worry is a good word.

El Padrino said...

TCU might be the better play tonight

El Padrino said...

Minus 8.5 against Air Force

isiah thomas said...

only 2 games on regular tv this sunday....Indy/Tenn then the shitty ass Cards.


BOOOO

El Padrino said...

NFL package is a must for you zeke.
Your team is on Monday night though.

El Padrino said...

alexander is going to rape the cards this weekend

isiah thomas said...

I live in an apt....doesn't your building have to face a certain direction or something? I don't think I face the right way.

isiah thomas said...

Skins could get embarrassed on MNF....not looking fwd to it.

JFreak said...

Indy will be a good game.

If only because the Colts will score a whole lot.

Not to mention the Vince Madden Curse watch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Up here, the dish just has to point south.

El Padrino said...

titans always play them close though, no?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Funny thought.

The Pack's gonna be 2-0 after crushing the Gints.

El Padrino said...

if your provider is dish network then i guess your fucked

regular cable customers dont experience those issues

El Padrino said...

the term crushing relates to a two touchdown or more margin

i dont see that happening deke

El Padrino said...

they might lose, but they aint getting crushed

keith s said...

"why did keith have a camera down his throat yesterday??"

Here you go tem. They took some biopsies and also found this. I'm pretty pumped.



(s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No, seriously. I got Brett going for 290, 3 TDs, 1 pick.

The D's gonna fuck up Lorenzen and the backup RB.

Tyler said...

Very disappointing BIO post on his blog.

El Padrino said...

wtf

take some zantac and stay away from the franks red hot

Tyler said...

That sucks Keith.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shoulda been on the Prilosec

isiah thomas said...

Giants need Eli to play otherwise that ball will start rolling downhill and it ain't stopping till Coughlin is fired and they have a top 5 pick in next years draft.

keith s said...

Zantac, Prilosec, any prescription drug...all do nothing. It's more than just heartburn.

keith s said...

I've been on Prilosec and prescription meds for about 5 years.

JFreak said...

"titans always play them close though, no?"

Doesn't mean the Colts won't score a lot.

And it will be interesting to see how the speed of the Colts D will match up against Vince's.

isiah thomas said...

yeah BIO was off his game with his most recent post, very disappointing

(ns)

keith s said...

Oh well, it's only cancer.



(s)

isiah thomas said...

what's the next step keef?

Tyler said...

Flip the TDs and the Picks for Favre there, Meiz.

isiah thomas said...

freak once Bob Sanders gets hurt the wheels are coming off that D.

keith s said...

I like Tenn +7 at home.

isiah thomas said...

whitlock's troof's come out today?

El Padrino said...

keef this effects your tailgating appetite and eating strategy

my condolences

keith s said...

Next step is another prescription and wait for results of biopsy and go back in 6 weeks and if it's not better then it's the same test, but from the other end.

isiah thomas said...

then it's the same test, but from the other end.


Dr. Jellyfingers in the house.

Tyler said...

Gotdamn iTunes update takin' forever, I wanna listen to some music already.

keith s said...

"keef this effects your tailgating appetite and eating strategy"

Not really. It's bad no matter what I eat or drink, including water. So nothing is off limits.

keith s said...

Yeah, I'm not as excited to see this Dr. J

El Padrino said...

my baby has gerd
but she should grow out of that shortly, i will ask her how it feels keith

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Gotdamn"

My point exactly.

isiah thomas said...

if its a hot female doctor doing the "other end" procedure....see if she'll throw you a bone and milk your prostate while she's up there...

isiah thomas said...

what is gerd?

keith s said...

Gastro esophogial reflux disease

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My Mom has that shit.

She might have to get the procedure done where they tie one tube around the other

isiah thomas said...

Deke I think that procedure is used to help from making babies after she makes sexy time.

El Padrino said...

she cries when she drinks a bottle

its actually sad

keith do you cry when you eat?

isiah thomas said...

would drinking straight from the titty help?

(ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

these people who are calling in about the pats cheating are stupid, oh wait its meshawn

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke I think that procedure is used to help from making babies after she makes sexy time."

Actually, for that procedure they remove the uterus and everything

isiah thomas said...

wow a discussion on feminine stuff and blue's not around to give us the definitive word....he'd have missed this convo.

tem said...

WVU has no defense. I don't see how they outscore maryland by 17.

isiah thomas said...

ESPN is lapping up the milk from the Pats cheating teet.

I hate, HATE the Pats but I think it's way overblown. As much as it sucks to say this, they're a pretty great team and I don't think this "cheating" is the reason they won.

isiah thomas said...

tem, MD is awful.

isiah thomas said...

WVU by 21+

tem said...

keith; that sucks.

tem said...

I hope you are right zeke.

isiah thomas said...

Jerrious Norwood (@Jax) vs Derrick Ward (GB) in my flex spot this week?

10 teams; 2 RB, 3 WR 1 flex

5 yds/pt (rushing/rec)

PPR

6 pt/td

tem said...

Norwood.

isiah thomas said...

I need bresticles to hit me with some ATL falcons news, re: Norwood.

tem said...

norwood should score 1 or 2 on jax.

tem said...

bresticles could also have input on the feminine talk.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, i think petrino said norwood would get more work

isiah thomas said...

I've heard that too spiffg, I'm leaning towards Norwood this week.

Tyler said...

Need some help picking a RB crew for this week, I need three out of this group:

LJ @ Chi
Westbrook vs. Was
Portis @ Phi
Adrian Peterson @ Det

Currently I have Westbrook and Portis with AP in the flex. That means I'm sitting LJ (at Chicago). Is that the way to go? I also have Chris Brown (vs. Indy) on the bench.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Norwood

tem said...

all the fantasy sites say norwood is gonna get more touches and that jax's run D is weak this year.

I figure their run D will play better this week, but he'll still punch one or two in.

El Padrino said...

ward getting more touches though

El Padrino said...

lj looked underwhelming
i would bench him, they held lt to a respectable number

Spaceman Spiff said...

tyler, you have it right dont change anything, LJ aint getting as many carries as he could have and bears stuffed LT last week

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tyler, I think you've got it set right.

Spaceman Spiff said...

GB D is sposed to be good this year, but yea, ward is guaranteed a lot touches with lorenzen back there

isiah thomas said...

even as bad as KC's offense is and has a terrible matchup, I wouldn't start AP over LJ.

AP had 7 touches and no looks.

LJ had 17 and 8.

Spaceman Spiff said...

will the giants be the first team to use 6 o-lineman

Tyler said...

That's what I figured. I just hope AP has another good game. I sat him the first week and lost.

For the record I'd play Norwood because I don't trust Favre. At some point ATL is gonna realize that they need to forget about Dunn and play Norwood.

isiah thomas said...

wow Fathead actually checked his FFBL team yesterday.

good job rev.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

From Rev's blog:

"I was at a birthday party yesterday. And I flat out turned down a piece of cake."

Riiiiight.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, AP from minny not chicago

Spaceman Spiff said...

AP 19 touches, 100+, 60 yd screen pass TD also

El Padrino said...

norwood will get serious burn starting week 6 or 7

he would be getting some already but he cant fucking pass block because he's a retard

reporting live from ATL, El Padrino LOVPN

tem said...

that is one hell of a set of RBs.

tem said...

sitting LJ is the smart play until he scores 3TDs and goes for 120.

unlikely against the bears, but if you sit him you know it'll happen.

tem said...

Norwood will get the GL carries this week.

isiah thomas said...

wow, sorry bout that.

please disregard my non-sensical ramblings.

El Padrino said...

arent they playing jax?

last week was an abberation
jax might shut them out

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck man is that brown pick protected or are the cowboys gonna have the #1 overall?

pls advise, theyre gonna blow their load on mcfadden

Tyler said...

They said last night on HBO that it's not protected and that the Cowboys could have the #1 if the Giants go in the tank.

isiah thomas said...

no protection on the browns pick spiffg...

isiah thomas said...

Giants will have a top 10 pick next draft.

Tyler said...

Tem, my RBs in that league are very good, my WRs, not so much. Both AZ's wideouts (effing autodraft) and D Jaxs. I need to make a trade.

tem said...

jax defense might stiffen, but norwood is still the better play. even ppr.

El Padrino said...

i aint expecting much out of the giants, 8-8 was a charitable prediction

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP how does it feel to be a 'redskin' fan this year

Spaceman Spiff said...

tyler you got those 4 RBs AND larry fitz, wtf

El Padrino said...

"Sucky"

tem said...

tyler is in a league with 4 other guys.

Beth said...

My input on Norwood is the same as what everyone else has said. Petrino has said one of his main focuses for this upcoming goal is to get Norwood more touches. And he's the real deal so if they follow thru he should have a good game.

And only semi-related, did anyone know that Joey Harrington is supposedly cousins with the golfer Padrig Harrington? I had no idea but that's what the paper said today.

Beth said...

*upcoming GAME, not goal

tem said...

yeah they said that joey thing on TV last week. i don't know how that works. the golfer is super foreign (i thought). they must be distant cousins.

like hitler and blue.

isiah thomas said...

some guy at USA Today took Green Bay last week as his "lock of the week" (just winner, no spread)

I thought he was nuts....

tem said...

zeke, meiz, who's popping a TDiLoVH?

El Padrino said...

tomorrows post is going to be super

isiah thomas said...

the golfer is irish....

maybe they're pulling the "we cuzinz" routine?

isiah thomas said...

everybody folk nowadays

tem said...

talking heads can do that zeke when there are no repercussions. if had to lay $50 on that game straight up he would have taken the iggles.

isiah thomas said...

deke can take this one if he'd like

isiah thomas said...

I don't want to use Chicago this early in the suicide pool....

isiah thomas said...

I think I'll rock Denver this week.

tem said...

from the bible:

"Joey is of Irish descent, and is a distant cousin of professional golfer Padraig Harrington. He is also a cousin of 1995 World Series of Poker main event champion Dan Harrington."

tem said...

sometimes the bible seems hard to believe, but i do anyway.

blessed be.

tem said...

in the suicide pool, i think i am just picking against the browns for as long as I can.

El Padrino said...

i used the Texans in my cash knockout pool last week

ns

tem said...

the wiki article on the mike vick investigation is just staggering in length and depth.



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