Monday, September 10, 2007

Lots of people suck

Namely ND and UM. Any pick 'em that I participated in. Any of my fantasy teams. But most of all, Blue.


And now, the worst Price is Right player ever.




And on the "can't see it enough" front...

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JFreak said...

Blue is a douchebag.

blue said...

blue not only knocked you out of the FMLB playoffs, he also destroyed you in the ESPN keeper league for FNFL.

go blue

tem said...

tem got destroyed in yahoo! fantasy league. I think doubled up.

blue said...

I'm beating rev in the yahoo league too, but it's rev, so what do you expect.

blue said...

Zeke, made a joke about Mario Williams having more TD's than Reggie Bush right now....

Kenny Mayne did a whole bit about that last season, it was actually pretty funny

tem said...

price is right vid gets good with about 2 mins left.

tem said...

we linked up brit last night.

but only rev watched.

tem said...

best part of the price is right vid is bob getting pissed at her.

blue said...

tjw...is that you?

blue said...

i've seen the PIR video before, it's pretty funny

blue said...

damn, blue is a fucking detective like no other

blue said...

so steven...what happened to your blog?

thejaywhite said...

I rather enjoyued Brit..but she seemed heavily drugged so she wouldn do anything too stupid, kind of like Tyson seemed for awhile

tem said...

is steve ungrounded?

tem said...

blue you know teejer a little too good.

Tyler said...

I would not pay $21k for a Focus. That was funny though.

thejaywhite said...

Well as you may recall months ago I said all of you were complete retards and only one of you had a brain to figure out why you couldnt find an all american "WHITE" on the Irish roster in the 60s...well TJW is an alias....Long story short..I felt it was time to retire TJW...he is no more...now I have a new more mature alias, and Ill be documenting on a new blog soon.

ToddPacker said...

who is steven?

thejaywhite said...

BTW..Zeke was the only one who figured it out.

blue said...

yeah, we're retards

tem said...

i am 100% legally retarded. i thought this was well known.

blue said...

you do kinda look like Warren from Something about Mary

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blue said...

"Have you seen my baseball"

Beth said...

"only one of you had a brain to figure out why you couldnt find an all american "WHITE" on the Irish roster in the 60s"

Actually, I think all of us figured out why - it's cause nothing you say is true.

thejaywhite said...

Kid rock, tommy lee fought at VMAs last night..Im trying to find a video that plays in Canada


http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1569303&vid=174581

thejaywhite said...

beth go get some botox on that cunt muscle of yours

Dan The Man said...

Oh great, my hero has returned. NBC's biggest Loser, is that ChucK?

no it's TJW the canadian bacon

bitch ass homo

JFreak said...

DTM = beth?

blue said...

why don't they just call canadian bacon, ham in canada?

And do they just call it Bacon, or do they still call it Canadian Bacon?

What do they call, what we consider Bacon.

These are all questions worth knowing the answers to...where is cosmo on these types of issues?

thejaywhite said...

Cause we have ham, canadian bacon, and bacon...bacon is those thin strips like you have...ham is ..I assume ham like you think of...and canadian bacon is ..I dunno its hard to explain but its more hammy than it is bacon...I dont really eat it...its like a greasier ham for breakfast

Beth said...

"DTM = beth"

Not me, I don't have that much hate in me.

(s about the hate, but I'm not dtm)

thejaywhite said...

canadian bacon is something you would get at an old diner..I am furious when I order bacon and eggs and theres no warning and all the sudden canadian bacon comes out..

Mills said...

A tip fo the hat to you TEM.

Unbelievable pitching performance last week.

tem said...

wow, enthralling.

HUNGRY

tem said...

entralling RE: bacon

tem said...

mills i got lucky.

tem said...

but really, HUNGRY

isiah thomas said...

thanks for the post freak (ns)

blue said...

weazy, that's not how this blog works...you are supposed to call Tem names, and make jokes about him. Call him a douche...it's the LoV way

blue said...

weazy still doesn't "get it"

isiah thomas said...

so teej what was your final count for that weekend?

thejaywhite said...

1...but it was really 2...I the girl who I coulda had on Sunday, Monday off a couple days and banged her then..I just was too hungover and had my guy friends still over...so 1 on the target dates of FRI-MON...but I got her mid week just aftter

isiah thomas said...

Philly and Jax crushed me in my confidence pool.

isiah thomas said...

britney did look drugged, that was bad.

she just walked around and lip synched.

blue said...

I heard she quit lip-synching about half way through the song, and just let the music play and danced.

El Padrino said...

giants defense is awesome

blue said...

esssssss

isiah thomas said...

I had a great weak in my $$ NASCAR league....pulled within 70 of the lead....

isiah thomas said...

it was a bad performance

isiah thomas said...

it was a bad performance

both for britney and the Giants D

El Padrino said...

blue's toptm is not funny

isiah thomas said...

and what about UGA?

I thought they were the troof?

Hard to say if the top of the SEC has taken a step back - or if the middle of the pack has closed the gap.

isiah thomas said...

one thing about britneys performance....

I swear you could see a pussy lip at one point....

she spread her legs and I swear you saw it...

JFreak said...

"blue's toptm is not funny"

agreed.

Blue is a douchebag.

blue said...

SEC is going to have a down year, when you're losing to CAL, and USF, then you know that the league as a whole will suck.

LSU and Florida will be strong, then a bunch of also rans

blue said...

"I swear you could see a pussy lip at one point....

she spread her legs and I swear you saw it... "

yes, but who hasn't already seen it.

and if you're lip-synching...why do you even put the fake little microphone up there? everyone knows you're not singing.

blue said...

my totpm was bastardized, and now it is dated...

JFreak said...

Blue's totpm is also entirely false.

blue said...

the original quote was "DTM is like Dr. Phil, but with cussing"

which worked well when DTM was around handing out bitch ass advice.

But now that he's gone, and all the extra stuff has been added to it, it should come down.

tem said...

DTM almost had an era.

tem said...

it's not entirely false. there is cussing.

isiah thomas said...

the novelty of seeing britney's cooter has worn off fo sho.....but seeing it live is still good.

blue said...

i'd still plow her in her drug induced coma...same with lohan

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

hangover

tem said...

a threesome with her and lilo could be triptastic.

isiah thomas said...

is that lilo chick the one who's going to have the mtv show with dudes AND chicks fighting for her?

MTV might have hit a grand slam with this idea.

tem said...

lilo = lindey lohan.

Spaceman Spiff said...

that chick with the show is tila tequila, myspace queen

Spaceman Spiff said...

cedric benson is looking to bring down both of my teams, how the fuck do you let adrian peterson #2 take carries from you

blue said...

tila tequila is nasty

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, fa sho, there are a LOT of hotter chicks than her, dont know where all the hype comes from

Tyler said...

Same way all of the hype around Dane Cook happened, she worked the internet and a startup website (myspace), which is the same thing Cook did. And people are stupid. She's all fur coat and no trousers.

Tyler said...

And fuck Dane Cook.

blue said...

Pacman is a champion in TNA wrestling

blue said...

all fur coat, and no trousers is a good line.

that one is going on the list

Tyler said...

It's from Beerfest.

blue said...

it fits the "all ___ and no ___" criteria..

that makes it awesome

isiah thomas said...

I'll admit I hadn't heard of that Tequila chick before I saw the promo for her show yesterday....but the show looks pretty dang good.

blue said...

from DS and his list of questions from opening weekend:

"(8) Will the rest of the Broncos catch up to Jay Cutler?"

obviously shammy didn't watch the game because Cutler played like shit at times. The broncos won that game in spite of Cutler, not because of him. (although props to cutler on that last drive, except for his backwards pass that had to be knocked out of bounds)

tem said...

yes that is a good guide to a successful saying.

tem said...

i thought tila tequila was a brand of tequila that blue was telling me not to drink.

blue said...

Cutler's got a little Jake Plummer in him (in a non-gay way)...and that's not a good thing

Tyler said...

On imdb they have it listed as "Your all for a coat and no trousers, you are". Which is great because it uses the myspace "your" and then the quote is completely wrong.

Tyler said...

She looks like a walking Hepatitis/Syphilis factory.

blue said...

imdb should be changed to "your all for a coat, and know trousers"

Tyler said...

I bet cash money Beth would hit that. How about it, Beth?

isiah thomas said...

so what sports does Shammy watch exactly?

Cutler made spectacular plays one drive then boneheaded ones the next.

isiah thomas said...

and the Bills/Broncos game is on NFL replay tonight.

blue said...

I tried to find an example of nasty tila tequila and all I found were her "glamour shots by deb" that made her look really good

isiah thomas said...

I wish Maas was announcing the game yesterday, after a few of those Marshawn Lynch runs you know...KNOW he would busted out a :

"Marshawn Lynch will Lynch you...."

blue said...

"Cutler made spectacular plays one drive then boneheaded ones the next."

that final drive was a perfect example all in one drive. He made that stupid lateral that could have cost them the game, then came back and threw a couple of lasers, one on 4th down, to get them into FG position

isiah thomas said...

that backwards pass was Gary Ypremian-esque

blue said...

His TD run was stout...but his best run was when he got lit up, and his helmet got knocked about 10 yards backwards, and then he still moved the pile and got a 1st down.

blue said...

And it can't be said enough..Gus Johnson can make any game fun to watch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"She's all fur coat and no trousers."

Oh, so when I used it a while back it got zero run, but Tyler breaks it out and it's a hit.

Thanks a lot.

isiah thomas said...

another shammy gem was "give AP the ROY"...

I didn't see the Minny game (only highlights), was AP > Lynch yesterday?

BC Lynch looked double dang good.

isiah thomas said...

actually jug busted it out Deke, way to go Jug....you're always on your game.

Tyler said...

Sorry Meiz. Please give credit to Meiz for using it first. I think it was just a slow day today so that's why it got some pub.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Gary Ypremian-esque"

Garo Yepremian

isiah thomas said...

has anyone read MMQB?

isiah thomas said...

sorry there debbie downer-deke

blue said...

deke, i missed your all fur coat and no trousers line from earlier.

With apologies.

Lou said...

tjw is back?




bad times...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't have much to bring, so I complain and correct mistakes.

isiah thomas said...

"This is not a reflection on Sean [Glennon]," Beamer said. "He's put so much into his preparation, and he's such a competitor. We just feel like with this football team and our offense, Tyrod fits our personnel better right now. This is not easy for us because Sean has put a lot in the program."


how is it not a reflection of his bad play?

blue said...

Glennon is going to go all Cho on Beamer

blue said...

The blood is on Beamer's hands

Spaceman Spiff said...

AP looked good yesterday, quick and shifty, but marshawn lynch will straight 'truck you', he was pushing people back

Spaceman Spiff said...

shammy goes from va tech is number 1 in my poll, to i was wrong about va tech and lsu is the absolute, undisputed, unquestionable number 1.

tem said...

MEETING

isiah thomas said...

I think Shammy used the "they're america's team" logic to put VT #1....

I hate shammy.

isiah thomas said...

thoughts on the NBC pregame show?

in one word : awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

collinsworths 'jokes' were cringe inducing

ToddPacker said...

"SEC is going to have a down year, when you're losing to CAL, and USF, then you know that the league as a whole will suck"

what?... cal and usf are good teams... shammyesque, blue

Tyler said...

thejaywhite is back,
He'll run a 40 in a 4.0 flat,
thejaywhite is back,
Cuz you know he's thejaywhite!

isiah thomas said...

usf are good teams

Don't fool yourself TP.

isiah thomas said...

I don't think the SEC will suck but when USF and USC are beating your upper echelon teams....

Pac 10 > SEC ? (this season)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Collinsworth was terrible yesterday. What happened to him?

And why isn't Wilbon on a football show?

isiah thomas said...

couldn't agree more spiffg....Colinsworth did that "what did they mean to say bit" and it was just bad....I mean, needle being pulled of the record and screeching bad....

he tried to do some oriental-style voice for about 10 words then said "fuck it" and went back to his normal voice.

isiah thomas said...

Wilbon is locked into the NBA pregame stuff now, no footyball shows.

ToddPacker said...

"Pac 10 > SEC ? (this season)


maybe...pac 10 seems solid this year

isiah thomas said...

another thing about the NBC pregame....

why are they in two separate rooms? They sit there and "talk" to each other through a glass divider....

put them on one set

isiah thomas said...

I'm still not sold on LSU's white RB getting it done all season.

isiah thomas said...

*not bc the guys not good, but bc he's white

ToddPacker said...

"Don't fool yourself TP"


no foolin, usf is not a bad team... they were 9-4 last year and beat WV

Tyler said...

Zeke, I'm with you on the separate rooms and the glass divider thing. That was stupid. They were also moving the camera sideways when they would switch over to Colinsworth and company which was annoying. And why is Peter King on that show again? They didn't have enough people? Cut Oberman and King out and you've got four and put them in one room. Done.

isiah thomas said...

I thought Auburn was an elite SEC team.....

playing at home they should trounce USF 10 times out of 10.

isiah thomas said...

4 on 1 set then cut to PK like ESPN cuts to mort....

Olberman...yikes.

ToddPacker said...

"I thought Auburn was an elite SEC team...."


auburn struggled last week against k state.... i'm not sure what the problem is, that might be a question for WC....

Spaceman Spiff said...

brandon cox sucks cox
-collinsworth

ToddPacker said...

funny, spiff

isiah thomas said...

I think the SEC this season will be :

LSU

everyone else

isiah thomas said...

TP - I take it you were able to rally for some tailgaiting?

ToddPacker said...

i didn't see the nbc show last night, but collinsworth usually does a good job...

Beth said...

"I bet cash money Beth would hit that. How about it, Beth?"

You'd be losing money on that bet Tyler. I had to google her for pics but Tila Tequila just isn't my type.

ToddPacker said...

"TP - I take it you were able to rally for some tailgaiting?"


a little bit, i brought my son to the game.... no drinking for me i was hopped up on cold meds.... i ran the grill and threw the football around a little.... gatorade and water all day.... tailgating with a bunch of drunks is no fun when you're not drinking.... it was still a long day, we set up at 9:00am and packed up at 11:00pm

Tyler said...

Wow, I am shocked, Beth.

Tyler said...

And disappointed.

Tyler said...

You're probably better off, Beth. She's not worth catching Hep C.

keith s said...

Is anything worth catching hep c?

keith s said...

I'm very excited for the Cards/Niners game tonight. Except the exact opposite.

Spaceman Spiff said...

im excited for wings and pizza and beer while watching the cards/niners

ToddPacker said...

i need a big night out of larry fitzgerald for my money league

ToddPacker said...

100 yds, 10 catches and a td will do it...

blue said...

"Pac-10 > SEC (at least this year)"

especially at poon

blue said...

Pac-10 could be a great conference. Washington looks like they could be for real, Oregon IS for real, Arizona State's defense is stout, USC, UCLA, and Cal are all going to be top teams.

that's 6 of the 10...Wazzu won't be horrible, OSU, Arizona, and Stanford will all be battling for last place

blue said...

re: Auburn

K-State will be better than you might think. Remember they beat Texas at the end of last year. Their QB will be a stud by the time he's a senior.

USF game was just ugly...Auburn turned the ball over 6 times, and didn't force one. Cox is the worst QB in the SEC, maybe in the history of Auburn. Their #1 rb was suspended because he has shitty grades, and the freshman that is replacing him fumbled the ball away on 2 straight possessions

keith s said...

"Oregon IS for real"

We'll see about that. They always play well at the beginning of the year and progressively get worse. I wouldn't read too much into this weeks win for them. I have one word to say about Michigan: They are bad.

blue said...

BLOCKBUSTER NBA TRADE (S)

you heard it here first

blue said...

Michigan may be bad, but Dixon is for real. The two deep balls he threw for touchdowns were perfectly thrown passes.

blue said...

Hart is guaranteeing a victory this week against ND...way to go out on a limb there buddy.

isiah thomas said...

I'll agree with Carr on this Mike Hart quote - what do you expect him to say, that they'll lose?

Hart is the only one on the team playing worth a damn. He's having a good season so far.

isiah thomas said...

speaking of the nuggets....Nene looked like he'd been eating this offseason at the FIBA games.

isiah thomas said...

UM/ND will be so bad its good.

isiah thomas said...

Having Mcquire in the booth for the UM game was rubbing salt in the wounds.

blue said...

nene looked horribly out of shape

blue said...

one last thing on the Oregon/UM game.

The fake statue of liberty play that Dixon ran was awesome

isiah thomas said...

SG : 6-7-1 (Niners, Bengals)

SH : 9-5 (SF, Ravens)

isiah thomas said...

yeah when OU was running a trick play off a trick play, thats when the wheel-less UM bus hit a telephone pole.

blue said...

how does he have a tie, and she doesn't?

isiah thomas said...

my bad, 9-4-1 for SH

isiah thomas said...

did anyone see then ending to the TXA&M/Fresno St game? That was pretty wild.

blue said...

i didn't catch the end of that one. I was surprised Fresno hung in that long

isiah thomas said...

FSU should have won that game, their receiver fumbled at the goal line in OT, but FSU got the ball back on a roughing the passer call.

Great ending - triple OT.

isiah thomas said...

The Patriots have spytech

blue said...

the pats are gonna have to start using satellite feeds

ToddPacker said...

the pats are a bunch of dirtbags

JFreak said...

I've heard people wonder why it sometimes looks like the Pats know the play.

Looks like they found the answer.

blue said...

Pac-10 poon has hit the jackpot, and will now have plenty of great women to look at going forward.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: Pats spying

I love it. If ya ain't cheatin', ya ain't tryin'

blue said...

they're going to lose a draft pick? Oh boo hoo..maybe make them forfeit a game

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Good work Blue.

blue said...

i'll have plenty more, better than that in the future

blue said...

i'm going to put those sec punks to shame

Tyler said...

They should take their championships away.

blue said...

they should make them play in the CFL or the arena league for a season

Tyler said...

SG probably won't even mention it. If it was the other way around, he would lead a McCarthy style persecution.

blue said...

I just watched Sarah Silverman's opening monologue from the VMA's last night....not funny. She couldn't even get people in the audience to give her the "pity" laugh...it was more of a groan than a laugh

keith s said...

I have no additions to P10P this week.

blue said...

how did you lose your camera? That's amateur hour at the tailgate party

ToddPacker said...

"SG probably won't even mention it. If it was the other way around, he would lead a McCarthy style persecution."


good point, tyler.... cheating pats makes me hate sg even more

keith s said...

It was sitting on the table and someone snagged it.

keith s said...

I need to get "tailgate" insurance.

isiah thomas said...

is the Oregon Duck cheerleader the "jackpot", I was expecting a nip slip at the very least.

blue said...

no zeke, I just found a ton of pictures. The oregon ones weren't even part of it. I found them after that post.

I'm not sure if there is a nipslip in there or not, but i'll find one of those for sure too

blue said...

The ipod touchscreen version only comes in 8 and 16 gig? I think i need more than that

blue said...

WVU one for tem

since I don't have big east poon

blue said...

that picture is too small...wtf

keith s said...

I want blue's job.

JFreak said...

So...I just got some spectacular deals.

I bought two throwback Ryne Sandberg jerseys (don't hate) on eBay. I had been searching around and finally found some I like (home and away). They looked decent, and it was a pretty good deal, 65 a piece.

Turns out, they are both made by Mitchell and Ness, which retails them for 300 dollars a piece.

I kind of feel like I stole them.

JFreak said...

The Patriots are douchebags.

This is not new news.

keith s said...

I met Sandberg 2 years ago when I worked for the Fiesta Bowl. Seemed like a good guy.

blue said...

A kid I grew up with, his mom went to HS with sandberg up in Spokane. He had a bunch of Sandberg autographed stuff. I would tease him that sandberg must be his illegitimate father....maybe he really was

keith s said...

"Dad, can you autograph my poster?"

blue said...

he had a hot older sister

keith s said...

Comments went from 197 to 196

blue said...

sometimes "administrators" remove their comments and mess with the numbers

blue said...

DTM hates erasists

keith s said...

It's probably zeke. He's an accountant and they like to mess with numbers.



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Spaceman Spiff said...

i want to be the 'k-ball official', stand around all game with a sideline view carrying 2 balls. that guy should thank god tony romo fucked up last year, he must get paid more than a regular ball boy, he wears an officials uniform

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