Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Like a good (dump) after an even better meal

So I'd love to get back to making snide comments about football teams and players that I've watched for hours on the weekends.. but so far, my Sunday Ticket hasnt really been put to use. (sunnabitch!) First week, I got back to the crib later in the afternoon because of my morning ritual of hitting early Mass, then Sunday School at the Evangelical joint, then a Baptist church for sermon, then one of the t-shirt and shorts places that has "Bikers For Jesus" services, complete with groups standing out front creating a fog of smoke like you were attending a Janet Jackson concert (Rhythm Nation days). Those are the best. So accepting. Bunch of big teddy bears really (the women too unfortunately). Also love the handicapped stragglers that hang outside trying to look at the chrome on the shiny bikes. Then the teddy bears yell and spit at them when they try to touch em. Good times. Nothing like putting someone in their place. And that folks, is why I go people watching at multiple churches. It's the little things.

Or I was simply doing other shit like eating lunch and had to run errands and I didn't give 2 shits to see opening week when every team licks balls. I dont know, you make the choice. This is like choose your own adventure. Maybe I will make that my shtick. We have movie reviews* and now CYOA ... uh, adventures. shoot. Either way.. that could be a nice 1-2 combination with me and the Teminator. I enjoy being the supplemental starter. I dont want the Tom Brady attention, Tem has a prettier face than I do anyways. He can be on the magazine covers or run for office one day. Not many people here have really seen his picture and that's really all I can say without letting too much slip. But he actually has a very high profile job and he waxes his chest. I don't have the dedication or care about myself to do that. Therefor, he shall be the bread and butter and I will quietly sneak into the HOF on his coat tails.

Oh and there is NFW that I'm going to work today. My shit is sick and I cant stomach (literally and figuratively) going into that place like this again.

Gagne walked a dude in with the bases loaded then gave up a big hit. Boston hit a homer. Then the last dude got struck the eff out. Wait, struck the fuck out. Sorry. Curveball was pretty sick and that dude buckled.

Oh yeah, so the second reason Sunday Ticket wasnt put to use is because when I finally did get back to the crib, I flicked on the tube and I had a black screen. For all their warnings/threats/promises, DirecTV blew nads on this one. They say youre supposed to be automatically re-upped unless you call. But I had to call and re-up my package for some dumbass reason. Then of course get my ass a little discount as well.

Finally, since you've read this long you should feel my slight pain with the rest of the story. So I DVR'd the Colts game and went to watch it on FFWD earlier this evening.. and come to find out that the first half of the game was missing/glitchy, and then it kept saying "searching for authorized content" or some shit. Needless to say, that shit got deleted. And I like VY too, so I was a little disappointed just cause ..

wait, what the hell. Dane Cook doing "October" commercials for baseball. WTF. Someone, please... please... slit his throat and piss on his body. GTF outta here. I need more acro-nizzles. I should just have written this whole thing in acronyms. It probably wouldve made just as much sense. Actually, it mightve even attracted a few more people to actually read this in general.

Football.. I need to record the 30 minute game thingies.. where they show every play back-to-back-to-back. Short Cuts or something.. I hope I can get those on the DVR cleanly. No more glitching or there will plentiful, plentiful amounts of bitching. Money will be exchaning hands at that point. I will totally probe D*tv in every orifice with my fist and I wont use any lube. Dont fuck with my football, you bitches.

Baseball Tonight tells me that Ben Sheets hurt his knee, Tim Kurkjianwhatever said its bad when a pitcher goes down with a leg. Seriously, how the hell can you say that with a straight face, or if by some chance you can, what are the lies that you tell yourself to make you believe that people are still taking you seriously? Clown.

I have to go throw up again so this is pretty much becoming a wrap. If I get tired of playing video games and jerking off to pictures of your grandmothers during tomorrow's much needed break from work.. then maybe I will read past the first four comments.

Oh, Donovan said something about how extremely rich, athletically superior human beings are mistreated. First of all, the reason that you get talked down is because you are only moderately adequate. You have a highly inflated sense of self. Your problem is that you cant make it through a full season being healthy, or if you do, you get into the biggest game of your life and your dick-sucking gag reflex kicks in and you choke the game away. Please dont compare yourself to Peyton or Carson ever again. Not because you're black and they're white.. but because you are not in the same category as them. Peyton, there is no discussion. Carson, some people make have differing (incorrect) opinions. But I can at least see their view. Or pretend to see it. Mostly I'll just listen and nod my head, but really, it's in one ear and out the other.

I want a hat like Joe Gibbs has. Someone buy it and send it over here.

Also, that story about the Buffalo dude that snapped his spine.. that shit is awesome (his recovery). NS. I saw that someone here mentioned that they induced a level of hypothermia to help save him and minimize the injury.. that's fucking awesome. I want to kiss those doctors on the mouth. Fucking cool, man.

Wtf position did Mark Shlerithwhatever play? Seeing Jason Campbell playing makes me think of what the hell happened to Gradkowski down in Tampa. That's pretty much it.. what hell did come of that situation? Dont suck. Jon Kitna is a starting Q in this league, bro. If Jeff Garcia is ahead of you (I'm guessing as I havent paid attention) then you need to work a little harder.

Oh and finally.. back to the darkie race. Some random black guy on SC said that every black person everywhere has heard the speech about how they as black folk have to work harder than the next guy to get ahead. He said that this was handed down from their parents and shit. How fucking insecure are all those black people? I dont get it. I actually sat there watching the Michigan State game for a few minutes and said to myself.. State doesnt need another Stanton, they should recruit a black quarterback. Maybe then the team might start sucking alot less. But I love how they try to play it off on "the public" doesnt want them to do good. Newsflash, people! We ARE the general public. You, me, Kevin Cott's hairy lipped mother.. we're "society". Personally, I have no friends that give 2 shits about whether someone is black or white, let alone about an affaleet.

So, Dear Black Parents... if you seriously sit your kid down and explain to him that the white/mexican/asian/anyotherrace is going to try to hold you down as you get older, thereby telling them that they should start out life with a chip on their shoulder... then I'd like to personally thank you for being detrimental to our society as a whole, and for helping to perpetuate stereotypes, insecurity and racism in your children and the next generation.

Don't ever change! THANKS!!!



O.J. Simpson... not a Jew. Speaking of which, Roger Cossack just told us that.. wait for it.. when guns are used in crimes, it makes them worse. If you commit crime and a weapon is involved, then you are in bad shape.

Did the Steelers get alternate jerseys or something? Rev??

Seacrest, closet!

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tem said...

raising the bar again.

those were stillers jerseys from like the 60s or 40s or 1777 or something.

Beth said...

I think I have whiplash after reading BBB's post. But I do like the new(?) nickname for Tem of "Teminator".

And even though the Braves are clearly out of the division race, I'm getting great joy out of seeing the Mets choking. :-)

tem said...

Also I don't wax my chest, someone does that for me.

tem said...

either that or i am really 8 and don't have chest hair yet.

El Padrino said...

someone talk me off the ledge

El Padrino said...

nice post btw
tmq-ish

tem said...

el pad, if you go off that ledge you won't ever get to scare the crap out of some kid who is taking your daughter out on a date. you don't want to miss that.

tem said...

so never give up. winners don't give up.


bah this is too hard, i quit.

El Padrino said...

fair point, i would really like to scare the shit out of some kid one day

Beth said...

"el pad, if you go off that ledge you won't ever get to scare the crap out of some kid who is taking your daughter out on a date. you don't want to miss that"

Then again, if he DOES go off the ledge then he will miss his daughter possibly ending up on the pole someday.

Beth said...

You know what really scares the shit out of kids these days EP? Brooklyn Bridge tattoos.

(s)

tem said...

but he'd miss getting to see her teenage friends at the prom.

El Padrino said...

i was joking about the brook bridge tat silly

but that was funny

El Padrino said...

pro / con

fascinating arguments

Beth said...

"but he'd miss getting to see her teenage friends at the prom"

Somehow I don't think EP will appreciate seeing a bunch of pale goth guys.

tem said...

he can smack them around and stare at some big breasted 18 yr olds.

win-win.

El Padrino said...

yes, i higher the teminator to represent me in the court of arguments

tem said...

beth has far more legal experience than me though.

El Padrino said...

yeah, all that lawyer sperm floating around in there

Big Brother's Brother said...

morning, my favorite sluts.
(and hello Elizabethany)

Beth said...

Good to see "Teminator" is catching on already.

tem said...

bbb, tired of whacking off already?

El Padrino said...

have we had the krispy kreme / dunkin conversation yet?


my vote is krispy kreme even though the company mis managed them and they might as well be bankrupt

Big Brother's Brother said...

shudda your mouf!

El Padrino said...

being a new yorker the kripsy kremes took us by storm

they were all the rage, now not so much but i still love em

Beth said...

I think we've had the conversation before, but in my opinion it's no contest - KK wins easily.

I am curious to see the most KK's anyone on LOV has eaten in 1 sitting. I've done 6 before but I'm sure that's lightweight around here.

tem said...

wonder bread is probably going bankrupt again.

sara lee might buy them out, but wonder bread is arguing with the teamsters and sara lee wants none of that.

that information may or may not be true.

El Padrino said...

the regular glazed donut from any street cart (coffee truck) is second....dunkin donuts third

tem said...

rich people having fights during spinning class is amusing.

El Padrino said...

well i just had 3 (there are no more), 6 is a nice # for a lady

i'm confident a dozen in one sittin can be accomplished rather easily

tem said...

Tim Horton's has some good donuts.

KK is better stuff though.

Jolly Pirate or something about a pirate is pretty tasty too.

KK wins though.

Big Brother's Brother said...

who doesnt like sluts (sfw)

apparently seattle is a strange place.

tem said...

i have never eaten more than 2 donuts in one sitting.

now if we are talking about bite size donuts then it is a lot more than 2.

but full sized kks. only 2.

Big Brother's Brother said...

sara lee crumb cake is something i would travel to west india for.

eastern parts are far too dangerous though.

El Padrino said...

SLUT acronym is funny

tem said...

We're welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood," said Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista.


part time barista?

El Padrino said...

for those of who who love cheese pie, Junior's is the way to go

you can order online and have it shipped if you dont feel like going to manhattan or brookyn

Big Brother's Brother said...

6 full donuts deserves a pat on the back.

or a round of heavy petting. dont fight it.

El Padrino said...

i dont think i can be a barista
too detail orientated

Beth said...

For some reason I think we'll need to wait for Deke to sign on to get a good KK total.

Beth said...

"6 full donuts deserves a pat on the back.
or a round of heavy petting. dont fight it"

What, I can't have both?

Big Brother's Brother said...

part time barista?"

he spends his other time in training for the WSOP.

Big Brother's Brother said...

thats my girl!

tem said...

"For some reason I think we'll need to wait for Deke to sign on to get a good KK total"

or rev

El Padrino said...

rev

tem said...

6 donuts must have been enough sugar to last a whole week.

Beth said...

Oh Rev goes without saying.

I'm surprised there was no LOVad appearance by Rev last night to gloat about the games.

El Padrino said...

i have nothing to say
i just hope pelfrey stops the bleeding tonight

hopefully he wears a tie and uses it as a tourniquet

Beth said...

6 donuts was actually after a long run, so I felt I could indulge. Of course I still felt bloated for hours afterwards.

tem said...

i was shocked to learn how close the races are now. ALeast and NLeast

tem said...

long run = couch to kitchen?

Beth said...

Don't confuse me with the typical LOV'r Tem. Long run = about 12 miles that day. :-)

blue said...

if you added up all the miles that i've ran in the last 10 years, I bet it wouldn't get to 12 miles.

El Padrino said...

Jogging.

pronounced (ya-gging)

soft j

tem said...

i walked that far. in the past year if you add it all up.

run in the last year? maybe.

whocares said...

Running is just silly. And bad for the knees.

I prefer sitting. Very gentle on the knees.

tem said...

oh don't forget it is talk like a pirate day.

whocares said...

Argh.

blue said...

yarr

tem said...

for the record teminator makes me sound like that kid from american pie.

tem said...

CEO WC should institute a strict pirate talking atmosphere in the office today.

El Padrino said...

the sherminator

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

KK or DD-

I like DD for the volume of choices.

blue said...

the sherminator?

The sherminator should be a character on "the sherm"...the OC styled tv show about sherman oaks.

tem said...

yeah el pad that's the one.

tem said...

is that still up on wiki?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Aaaaarrrrrrrrgh, Matey!

blue said...

yep it's still there under "trivia"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"For some reason I think we'll need to wait for Deke to sign on to get a good KK total."

For the record, I can't eat a lot in one sitting. Boggles my mind.

blue said...

tyler should begin developing that show, and sell it to Fox. If they question his abilities he can point them to the wiki link

blue said...

Choni choni choni looks like it's ending the dream run of BIS...it was good whilst it lasted mateys

tem said...

BIS has plenty of time to come back.

Just like AA=N has time to blow it.

tem said...

AA=N is sporting a 0.75 WHIP.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What's that gargling sound coming from New Amsterdam?


Oh, nevermind. It's just the Mets choking the season away.

tem said...

Selig just told them to lose some to make it interesting.

tem said...

this shit happens every year. it is not a coincindence.

blue said...

I think the mets just like to toy with the emotions of the why not us fans

ToddPacker said...

tps overload....

teminator is great

dd

mets are killing me

out for a while

El Padrino said...

the brewers clinched?

blue said...

tp is already big timing us, and he hasn't even got the promotion yet.

blue said...

the metropolitans are still tied for the WC spot

tem said...

he is working hard for the money.

and scurred of pirates.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the brewers clinched?"

Yep. Look it up. It's science.

El Padrino said...

deke lay off the peyote

blue said...

science fiction

blue said...

pac 10 poon is back...this time in Tucson...or wherever Arizona plays football.

tem said...

tied with the cubs with a few games left?

i guess that is clinched.

tem said...

pac poon has sent a few folks clicking this way. they don't stay long when they see no poon.

blue said...

they are disappointed in the lack of poonity

tem said...

beth needs to step up and provide some poon pics.

blue said...

also a new LoF post...i have some free time this morn...maties yarrr

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, the captions are the best.

kodiac said...

Great LOF post, especially enjoyed the poll

kodiac said...

especially enjoyed the poll

I better choose my phrasings more carefully, I'm sounding like Tobias from Arrested Development

Mills said...

watching the biggest loser makes me feel good about me

Mills said...

to the fatty 290 lbs women who can only manage to lose 5 lbs in 2 weeks while all they have to do is work out and do nothing else - for shame.

blue said...

i watch beauty and the geek because i'd rather look at hot poon with big fake breasts than fat chicks

tem said...

If I got to Chipolte should I get chicken, pork, or spicy beef?

tem said...

i watch neither.

tem said...

aaaaaarrrrrgghhh matey.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have to agree with weaz on the heifers.

Mills said...

chicken or steak. always chicken or steak.

little sour cream, cheese, mild salsa, little lettuce.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......chipotle.

tem said...

biggest loser people almost always just put the weight back on right?

blue said...

it's spicy pork, i thought

tem said...

steak costs more, i ain't made of money.

blue said...

who puts lettuce in a burrito?

tem said...

i put lettuce in there. but no sour cream. fuck sour cream.

El Padrino said...

beef

tem said...

i think the pork is not spicy.

it is like spicy shredded beef.

pork is regular flavor free range.

El Padrino said...

fuck all white condiments
i dont eat any of them, they are all disgusting

tem said...

i agree el pad.

unless cheese counts as a white condiment.

blue said...

i put sour cream in mine, but they put way too much. The SC holds it all together

tem said...

UNGRY

blue said...

i decided that they need a chipotle at the airport here. I think it would make a killing.

El Padrino said...

This makes me feel a smidge better:

In 2005, the White Sox led the AL Central by 10 games on September 7, like the Mets, this season, who led the Phillies by six on the same date.

The White Sox then lost 10 of 14, shrinking their lead to just one game over the Indians as late as Sept. 24.

The White Sox were World Champions just two weeks later.

El Padrino said...

as well as this

Last season, the Cardinals were up seven games over the Astros for first place in the NL Central on Sept. 18.

The Cardinals lost 10 of their final 14 games, and won their division by just one game over the Astros.

Beth said...

Ahhhhh, so the Mets losing streak is actually a strategy move to win the World Series. I get it now EP.

El Padrino said...

exactly

El Padrino said...

that's what i have to tell myself, otherwise my temper would explode and i'd do something drastic

Mills said...

biggest loser people almost always just put the weight back on right?
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i don't think so, i think they do teach em how to do it right. change in lifestyle.

Beth said...

EP, are you close at all to Rochester? If so, you should go here for lunch today.

blue said...

awesome link beth

Beth said...

It's a poontastic link blue.

Mills said...

i decided that they need a chipotle at the airport here. I think it would make a killing.
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isn't there a blatant chipotle rip-off at the airport?

one thing denver doesn't lack is chipotle's and starbucks.

there were 5 starbucks in 7 blocks in the 16th street mall area that i counted. redonk.

El Padrino said...

what a great link
i have to make it there one day

but no it's 2-3 hours away

blue said...

downtown denver has a starbucks at the bottom of just about every large building...but that's the way it is in most cities....probably not mission, KS i would guess

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have never been to a Starbucks.

blue said...

i don't drink coffee so i don't visit them much

Mills said...

you act like mission, ks is small world. its like living in cherry creek as it relates to denver. just a suburb to the city, and close to the city in that.

Mills said...

not as expensive as cherry creek, but proximity and stuff, pretty similar.

Tyler said...

I watched that Bengels/Browns game on that Replay show the NFL Network does yesterday while I was running on the treadmill. It was glorious.

Spaceman Spiff said...

barbacoa(spicy pork) at chipotle is my choice. gots to have sour cream at chipotle or you're just cheating yourself from the full potential of a chipotle burrito (no lettuce though)

Tyler said...

I have a 10am meeting with an executive at FOX to pitch "The Sherm" today.

blue said...

I got to see the end of that game. I expect the Browns to put up 50/game now

Spaceman Spiff said...

i need mexican food for lunch now

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need some Habanero Jerky

El Padrino said...

manhattan has like 2000 of them

blue said...

"I have a 10am meeting with an executive at FOX to pitch "The Sherm" today."

you'll have to let him know that the idea tested well with focus groups (LoV)

isiah thomas said...

I'm with spiffg - pork burrito. Rice, pinto beans, hot salsa, sour cream and cheese. no lettuce on a burrito.

Tyler said...

RE: Chipotle, I go with chicken, no sour cream with medium or hot sauce. You have to tell them to mix it up too, otherwise you're going to hit massive sections of just rice.

blue said...

the 26-35 demographic really enjoyed "the sherm"

blue said...

"You have to tell them to mix it up too, otherwise you're going to hit massive sections of just rice"

there's another burrito place here that mixes it all up for you, something pete's...they have good stuff there too.

Mills said...

You have to tell them to mix it up too, otherwise you're going to hit massive sections of just rice.
------------
This is true. The mix up is key.

isiah thomas said...

I don't drink coffee but was in a starbucks about a month ago....

1) The place smelled like jet fuel.

2) The coffee maker guy had rainbows shooting out of his mouth. I refuse to call them "baristas", much like I refuse to call people who work at Subway "sandwich artists".

3) Some lady was mad because she bought coffee beans and had them grind them and the grind wasn't to her liking. She went back and forth with the queer guy about it.

4) Some guy said "I'll feel better when I get the juice in me" in response to "how ya doin" from the queer guy. They shared a laugh, I muttered to myself "STFU and order"

5) I don't speak "coffee lingo" and refuse to learn it.

end temrant

Beth said...

New Jason Whitlock article.

isiah thomas said...

blue its too early to p-n-d. If my offense heats up I'll just pull my pitchers and win easily.

isiah thomas said...

great post btw FH.

isiah thomas said...

and I peeped game on the D Mcnizzle interview. What was this in response to? Or did he just feel like telling us for the 187th time that black qb's get more critcism? I didn't get it.

and they played the Rush Limbaugh clip, which I agree with 100%.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

i 2 i with zeke

isiah thomas said...

and D Mcnizzle, what about Mark Brunell, Rex Grossman, Brian Griese, Brad Johnson, Drew Bledsoe, Jeff Garcia, etc, etc, etc....all got the heat from the press....

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

McNabb's a cry-baby.

isiah thomas said...

if Mcnizzle played in say Indy, Cincy or a smaller market would the criticism be as sharp?

I think its the philly media/fans more than anything. Any qb (white/black) would get the biznizz from them.

El Padrino said...

he is, and it's starting to get to him

El Padrino said...

mcnabb just blurted that out, JB sisnt even ask anything like that

blue said...

win something, then bitch about it...that's what I say

kodiac said...

I usually agree with Whitlock, but not on this one.


I think its the philly media/fans more than anything. Any qb (white/black) would get the biznizz from them.

very true

El Padrino said...

Grossman gets KIIIILLLLEEED
not only locally but nationally

so your saying if he was black it would be worse

like worse how? dead?

tem said...

"barbacoa(spicy pork)"

barbacoa is spicy beef. I just ate it.

blue said...

Jake Plummer is black...i bet you all didn't know that

El Padrino said...

pennington was cheered for spraining his ankle

tem said...

also i don't get rice in the burrito.

blue said...

now if you are a black kicker in the NFL, you are held to a higher standard...that is true.

kodiac said...

I miss Donald Igubekwe, our old black kicker. I think he's still in jail though

Spaceman Spiff said...

i thought it was the new truths article, stopped reading

isiah thomas said...

Brunnell (white) got crucified by the media and fans and was replaced by Campbell (black).

FH is right, it's almost as if black folks don't want to lose that crutch of "they don't want us to succeed". Because if you take that away and they fall flat on their face what "card" will they play?

tem said...

i like what barkley said.

yeah the fans will bitch, that's how it is, deal with it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem, dont need to go to chipotle for a burrito then , with no rice or sour cream

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"also i don't get rice in the burrito."

So you get a taco?

isiah thomas said...

racism is responsible for Mcnizzle's recent string of injuries.

His knee is racist.

Spaceman Spiff said...

feels so good to see campbell out there instead of brunell

tem said...

witlock article lost all value for me when it was a not a truths article and he referred to deion branch as a high profile athelete, similar to TO. (ie mcnizzle caught heat for not backing TO, why doesn't brady get heat for not backing branch)

what a stupid comment. TO >>>> Branch. Even though TO is a douche bag.

Spaceman Spiff said...

in hawaii they have icee floats, and they are delicious

blue said...

hell, the auburn fans on saturday all wanted Tuberville to put the black quarterback back into the game at the very end.

El Padrino said...

they love the clutch, love the race card

it happens in the business world too

I was fired because i'm black.

no you were fired because you called in sick every other friday

tem said...

hmm, i guess a basically do get a huge taco.

and chipolte is the only place near me that serves mexican.

taco bell isn't even too close.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

In my mind The Teminator eats like a man.

I kinda disappointed.

blue said...

And Brady did try and stand up for Branch

El Padrino said...

it's a vicious cycle that will never end

kodiac said...

I'd rather have Kelly Holcumb be our QB this year than TJack, guess that makes me racist too

isiah thomas said...

feels so good to see campbell out there instead of brunell

sure does spiffg, that one scramble at the end of the 1st half made me moist.

tem said...

next time i will get rice just for you deke. i don't want to diappoint. i am not getting sour cream though.

kodiac said...

no sour cream? that's insane

isiah thomas said...

what's up with midday kod?

tem said...

and Carson Palmer is getting grilled by the media (local) for constantly throwing high and missing receivers. it's just that columbus and cinci media doesn't make national waves.

he tossed 6TDs and he is getting grilled.

isiah thomas said...

EP/Tem, how can you not eat mayo?

kodiac said...

sick day

Spaceman Spiff said...

owner of the wahoo's at the local center is not happy that chipotle is opening on the same side as him

Spaceman Spiff said...

cinci media is stupid, no matter how shitty carson played, and he didnt play shitty, the defense/coach was 100% to blame

El Padrino said...

mayo is fucking disgusting
egg whites and vinegar
no thanks

does nothing but fuck up a sandwhich by making it mushy and messy

El Padrino said...

and it looks like horse load

Mills said...

I am suprised Simmons has responded to Dane Cook's ripping of him.

El Padrino said...

and the french invented it

tem said...

cinc/cols media blasts the D as well, but says Carson is tossing the balls too high and is gonna hurt chad and then the world will end.

they really take it to extremes. they are just as good at the "and then" game as eltardo.

tem said...

mayonaisse and the like makes me sick when i eat it. so it is an easy choice for me.

tem said...

dane cooked ripped eltardo?

tem said...

plus what el pad said is spot on.

El Padrino said...

sour cream is fermented by bacteria

again, no thanks

blue said...

cheese is curdled milk...what's your point

tem said...

"I am suprised Simmons has responded to Dane Cook's ripping of him."


say what now? please advise.

isiah thomas said...

when did the Dane Cook/Eltardo feud start and when did ET respond?

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