Thursday, September 27, 2007

Hillary is wearing her flip flops again

Go fuck one.


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Big Brother's Brother said...

awesome

ToddPacker said...

i bet meiz likes the idea of a goat post on the day freak was supposed to post

tem said...

indeed

tem said...

boy does that post bring back some memories...

El Padrino said...

Go Mountaineers!

ToddPacker said...

this pic on the wwl front page is frightening

tem said...

US chicks soccer benched their goalie for no apparent reason and then the brazil team but them 4-0.

20-20 hindsight says stick with that other goalie.

tem said...

there is a US chicks soccer player named Shannon Boxx.

haha Box.

JFreak said...

Damn.

Sorry guys, I straight up forgot about posting.

My bad.

El Padrino said...

freak you sure blogger didnt delete your draft?

El Padrino said...

goat fucker

Big Brother's Brother said...

its ok freak.


but you no longer freelance for us, youre fired.

JFreak said...

I suck.

ToddPacker said...

freak got fired... that's funny

JFreak said...

I blame that stupid game last night.

I started playing it and all other thoughts left my mind.

Big Brother's Brother said...

looking forward to abusing H3 this evening

El Padrino said...

i'm waiting til the weekend
it deserves a 4 hour sitdown at least

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, pac10poon made with leather

pac10poon pics are the featured ones too

JFreak said...

blue needs to make sure the LoV link is in place over there.

El Padrino said...

good lord

isiah thomas said...

EP & TP

[P A N I C B U T T O N]

*You're welcome

Big Brother's Brother said...

turned it on for 5 minutes last night and the graphics look sicksicksick. skiddily skeet.

isiah thomas said...

well done Blue, you're big time now. That means nip slips at least on PTP.

El Padrino said...

i know you dont root for them but the dbags are taking on a lex steele cock right now too

JFreak said...

Hungry time.

isiah thomas said...

maybe Moises can piss on all his teammates hands to pull them out of the slump.

isiah thomas said...

but make sure its warm where he does it, you don't want piss ice.

isiah thomas said...

I watched the entire game last night, how Livan can pitch with the ball in one hand and a double burger in the other is beyond me.

isiah thomas said...

the Dbags have zero offense.

ToddPacker said...

the mets will make the playoff, zeke.... at least that's what i keep telling myself

ToddPacker said...

the mets need tebow in their bullpen

isiah thomas said...

the mets will make the playoff,

this year or next year?

isiah thomas said...

Brandon Webb pitches today, he should stop the bleeding.

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue has gone big time

isiah thomas said...

I wonder if Blue is worried about that legal stuff now?

isiah thomas said...

EP/TP

Chew your food slowly today, we don't need you guys choking as well.

El Padrino said...

Excellent work zeke. Go fuck a goat.

ToddPacker said...

"EP/TP

Chew your food slowly today, we don't need you guys choking as well."


good point, zeke.... i was going to have an appalachian state-size sandwich today for lunch, but there is no way anyone could choke on that.... is there?

El Padrino said...

And might I add

Elijah Manning >>>>>>>>>>>>

Jason Campbell

isiah thomas said...

you two didn't let me down

isiah thomas said...

And might I add

Elijah Manning >>>>>>>>>>>>

Jason Campbell

EP this is simply non-sense, I know you're not in the correct frame of mind right now so I'll let it pass.

ToddPacker said...

wait a sec, ep.... they are both from the SEC.... so they're both great

isiah thomas said...

good point, zeke.... i was going to have an appalachian state-size sandwich today for lunch, but there is no way anyone could choke on that.... is there?


oh yeah well......um......but what about.......hey don't forget....hey listen....

alright I got nothing for this.

ToddPacker said...

damn... tem didn't give the hungry post today....

Big Brother's Brother said...

TP, i love your work.

isiah thomas said...

LET'S GO METS!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

isiah thomas said...

EP - you know why the Mets are playing like floppy cocked fags?

Because you don't have your "Mr. Met" pic up. (kinda ns)

El Padrino said...

Your right

El Padrino said...

Pedro tonight.

El Padrino said...

Ya Gotta Believe!

El Padrino said...

Mets Z

Mr. Piss Hands said...

ahhhhh, mucho better mayne

El Padrino said...

Campbell's IQ = watermelon

El Padrino said...

If alou ends the year with a 34 game hitting streak, does he not retire and play to see if he can continue?

El Padrino said...

I just emailed a friend of mine this, thought I'd share:

"It's funny. The metsblog I read is encouraging fans not to boo tonight. To cheer wildly.
I'm thinking of buying a upper deck ticket and taking a dump on home plate.
At least whilst I waste away in jail I will be laughing all the way to arraingment."

Mr. Piss Hands said...

VY be sayin IQ be overrated.

El Padrino said...

i wonder how willie gets out of bed with all that shit surronding him

Mr. Piss Hands said...

Randolph has to do something to show a pulse right?

Maybe assualt a reporter?

Throw some shit around the clubhouse?

El Padrino said...

going back to that email, who would clean that off home plate
how hilarious would that be?

the ump's dirt brush wouldnt stand a chance vs the fierceness of an El Pad dump, it would crumble?

would the groundscrew be involved?
would they just hose if away like dogshit?

this is fascinating me

El Padrino said...

willie is stoic

Mr. Piss Hands said...

I say Willie should stomp on Green's dreydl - that'll get the team fired up.

El Padrino said...

anyone see joe torre crying like a girl scout?

hilarity.

El Padrino said...

willie should flip over the food table, no rice and beans for anyone!

Mr. Piss Hands said...

the groundscrew would have to put some "diamond dry" on it first....then the ump could sweep it off.

El Padrino said...

maybe Holtzszsz should address the mets via teleconference

Mr. Piss Hands said...

Joe Torre's face in HD must be frightening.

El Padrino said...

i hope they ordered a big bag of that diamond dry

Mr. Piss Hands said...

after Holth says the word "Methsss" 3 times the entire clubhouse would be soaked in spit.

El Padrino said...

his nose has little towns and in those little towns are little houses and schools

El Padrino said...

boom boom boom lemme here ya say

way oh


WAY OH

El Padrino said...

girl your booty is so round
let me lick you up and down

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuckin' A. P10p gets some nationa play? Giggidy

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think those de la hoya pics were real, with leather has a couple more new ones, but i wont link it for your sake.
if de la hoya doesnt sue this stripper, theyre definitely real, and his kids will be hilariously ridiculed for life, anyone who goes to school with them should always have copies at hand.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

spiffg, I pasted a comment from ESPN's boxing guy who said they're real.

Spaceman Spiff said...

does de la hoya ever show his face in public again?

Big Brother's Brother said...

spiffgee, do u have them in standard frames, or did u do matting?

Spaceman Spiff said...

and also, wtf was he thinking with taking pictures

El Padrino said...

my friends repsonse and we dont uses (s)'s :

"Oh yeah, there's absolutely no reason to boo. This team fully deserves all the robust cheers it can take. They've brought their fans so much joy and happiness that I think the fans tonight should pass around a collection plate for the team to have a mexican fiesta so they can properly celebrate their great season, replete with salsa dances and funny handshakes (paul lo duca and david wright are not invited, they take everything to damn seriously!). If there's one thing I don't want, its for these guys to feel down about their awesome year! :-) "

El Padrino said...

delahoya is a fag

no lie
any fag can have kids

Mr. Piss Hands said...

PTP has now received a place of honor in our links on the main page.

El Padrino said...

he could fight though

Big Brother's Brother said...

we need to refresh-i-fy our TOTPM

Mr. Piss Hands said...

at least Mrs. DLH won't have to use the strap-on on him after the divorce.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

we need to refresh-i-fy our TOTPM


a-fucking-men, there hasn't been a lot of funny here lately though. (ns)

Big Brother's Brother said...

however i have been enjoying the sterling pitching performances as of late. this place is putting Nolan Ryan to shame..

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone been to portillo's

tem said...

hungry like an hour ago.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"we need to refresh-i-fy our TOTPM"

I had a streak where I was dropping gems, yet nobody would put them up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

MIT Halo prank

for anyone who likes halo

tem said...

MIT people have too much time on their hands.

Big Brother's Brother said...

deke, if you can remember any of your favs, i will put up a tribute..

blue said...

holy shit...pac-10 poon is now officially bad ass

Mr. Piss Hands said...

holy shit...pac-10 poon is now officially bad ass


with great power comes the need for a great amount of nip slip pics.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It's never a good idea to spy on your little sister via MySpace.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

blue has PTP's site meter blown up today?

El Padrino said...

tdilovh

rev' posting on 9/26 but it's really 9/27, it was the TO post (TO had attempted susicide) or so we thought:

A Los sighting

freak slept til noon again

various attempts on getting a lov member onto the el retardo chat

zeke fucks my mom is still paying it's debt

zeke emails us games ran on spreadsheets

high scores being thrown around

freak gets a question into el reatrdo's chat, it's about that douch intern

nonsense ensues over this, apparetenly we thought we'd get free pub out of it

i pimp jackass 2, explaining that stevo takes a beer in the ass

El Pad said :"yo IAM
squash that jerkoff with the retarded shirt with your balls"
in ref to BIO

KSK rips into el retardo

more kcott nonsense

dke doesnt have excel, bitching ensues

BIO appears

zeke gets a 27 on golf

END.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

excellent work EP.

my golf score will never be touched.

I forget the record, I think its 20 or 21 though.

Zeke Woods y'all!

Mr. Piss Hands said...

RIP LOG

Mr. Piss Hands said...

goose steppin'.......goose steppin

Mr. Piss Hands said...

one-hunnit


cheap, but I'll take it.

ToddPacker said...

i think i need to go back to the mookie pic

El Padrino said...

bring charles murphy back

Mr. Piss Hands said...

i think i need to go back to the mookie pic


no shit TP, get on board.

ToddPacker said...

ok.... hopefully mookie, moises and mr met can put together some wins for the mets

ToddPacker said...

pedro better be dealing tonight... can't leave it up to the 'pen

El Padrino said...

he has to go 8
and even then i'm noi-vous

El Padrino said...

i might vomit

ToddPacker said...

yeah, even wagner has been horrible lately

ToddPacker said...

re: torre crying & torre's nose

crying - pitiful
nose - scary... horrifying in hd

ToddPacker said...

why is the 'bama/fsu game on at 5:00... i thought it was a 3:30 game

ToddPacker said...

now i might miss the end of that game

ToddPacker said...

nice work on the tdilovh, ep.... it's a nice added feature to the LoV

El Padrino said...

gracias.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

why is the 'bama/fsu game on at 5:00... i thought it was a 3:30 game

Bowden was pissed because he was going to miss the early bird special at Nibbler's - so they pushed it back.

jugdish said...

At ten cents a bottle and 5 cents a can, WE'RE PULLIN IN FIVE THOUSAND DOWLLARS A MAN!

jugdish said...

ERRR....dollars.

jugdish said...

TPS being a bitch = no jugdish on lov lately

jugdish said...

New York Mets...why not us?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

jug

tem said...

jug you being gone almost ended your era.

jugdish said...

I haven't been gone, I've been putting posts up everyday. Did you like the picture of the goat I found?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jug shows up and everybodys gone?

Mr. Piss Hands said...

jug, great work on Pac-10 Poon, congrats on the pub today. You've earned it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Marlins gotta stay hot tonight. Don't let the Brewers piss this away.

jugdish said...

Brew Crew has 4 with the Pads, who are fighting for their life...should be a good series.

El Padrino said...

are the brewers winning tonight

Whales vagina has to win too

Mr. Piss Hands said...

dbags are already up 4-0 in the 5th.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

make that 5-0

Mr. Piss Hands said...

and Owings is on the mound not Webb.

jugdish said...

The way the Central has been this year, it will probably end with a tie. The one game playoff will go extra innings, and the Cubs will win it in the bottom of the 19th inning with a line drive down the first base line. Price Fielder will not be able to get it, because he is over by the sidelines trying to buy a hot dog.

El Padrino said...

webb is hurt?

Mr. Piss Hands said...

Prince Fielder has a HOF underbite.

El Padrino said...

nevermind i read they didnt want to risk him with the weather

Mr. Piss Hands said...

scratched due to weather concerns

Spaceman Spiff said...

they dont want him pitching in a game that can be delayed

Spaceman Spiff said...

that womens goalie that got benched for no reason brought some heat in the postgame

Spaceman Spiff said...

the early cbs game is oak/mia

not good

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Prince Fielder has a HOF underbite."

That's just from the massive chew he always has in his lip.

Its dip-lip, not an underbite.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

we're getting some shit-tastic games on tv this week out here too.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

deke we've gone over this before....it's a MASSIVE underbite.

I mean yokel-esque.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

Fielder

maybe "massive" is over-stating it, but I sumbit this as evidence.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

*submit

El Padrino said...

bubba comes to mind

El Padrino said...

i keep laughing at the title

El Padrino said...

fu-nanny

Lou said...

Sick!!! Castrate the fucker.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

MVP

El Padrino said...

disgusting

El Padrino said...

zeke jacobs might play this week

weird.

El Padrino said...

he practiced
i guess he had a good doc visit

El Padrino said...

splitting with ward though

El Padrino said...

i would stay away one more week

Mr. Piss Hands said...

you think Ward will get any touches once BJ is back?

Mr. Piss Hands said...

Micah Owings : 4-4 with 3 rbis

El Padrino said...

yep, change of pace back
he's in the mix for sure

El Padrino said...

jake gets all the GL carries though

Mr. Piss Hands said...

and there's a weather delay in the 7th

keith s said...

Owings is a hitting machine.

keith s said...

28 hours 'til Vegasssssssss

Mr. Piss Hands said...

looks like LOV is in a weather delay also...

Mr. Piss Hands said...

Keef

here to vegas driving = ___ hrs?


figure you leave after regular work time (5/6PM)

ToddPacker said...

i'm ready to beat people up.... tps is not going well today

El Padrino said...

vegas sounds nice

ToddPacker said...

it was nice to see jug back in the mix

Mr. Piss Hands said...

i'm ready to beat people up.... tps is not going well today


Hey TP how bout that Met's game last night? That'll make you feel better.

keith s said...

"Keef

here to vegas driving = ___ hrs?

figure you leave after regular work time (5/6PM)"

I'm taking the day off but we're not leaving until 5:00ish because the g/f has to work. The drive getting out of town is going to suck, but once we get on I-17 I can usually get there in about 4-4.5 hours.

El Padrino said...

culpeep starting in miami

ToddPacker said...

"I can usually get there in about 4-4.5 hours"


big deal, you can drive to vegas in 4.5 hours, i can get to disney in about 1.5 hours ... so there

ToddPacker said...

"Hey TP how bout that Met's game last night? That'll make you feel better"


i think that's part of my problem today

blue said...

fuck, i hate training

keith s said...

You can probably get to Busch Gardens faster, eh?

ToddPacker said...

good point, keith

blue said...

but Busch Gardens isn't 'magical'

ToddPacker said...

busch gardens is ok.... i had season passes for disney 2 years in a row.... i started to hate that drive

blue said...

vegas is about a 9-10 hour drive from here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where's all this new, heavy traffic @ PTP & LOV?

This WithLeather thing could be a springboard if we play our cards right.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

but its got "bush" in the name

keith s said...

If it was 9-10 hours I'd no doubt fly. Anything more than a 4-5 hour drive and put me on a plane.

keith s said...

BG is magical because they have a brewery. Even if it is budweiser.

Mr. Piss Hands said...

This WithLeather thing could be a springboard if we play our cards right.


Just wait till everyone finds out the mastermind behind PTP is racist. Then everything will come crumbling down.

ToddPacker said...

keith’s favorite amusement park would probably be tarrentino-land

keith s said...

"keith’s favorite amusement park would probably be tarrentino-land"

Oh yeah. I would spend all day there and at the Star Wars geek-land.

ToddPacker said...

what's withleather?

blue said...

I don't have a site meter on PTP...there has been only one new comment. My post I have up right now is shitty, so whaddya expect I guess.

Now I have to keep it realz

Mr. Piss Hands said...

are people at "with leather" shammy-esque though?

tem said...

yeah put a better post up. slacker.

tem said...

and get sitemeter

blue said...

no, the people at withleather are more deadspin-ish

tem said...

and yeah, wtf is with leather?

Mr. Piss Hands said...

deadspinners = douchebags?

Lou said...

^---- is bored

blue said...

new PTP

El Padrino said...

Is keef saying he dislikes Resevoir Dogs as well?

blue said...

with leather is a sportsblog...with leather/deadspin are more humor oriented sports blogs, and they like poon. Not like DS readers who like back poon

Lou said...

i think i'm gonna go fuck with cmfost (cumfast).


Juvenile...well sure, but what the hell.

Lou said...

just posted on his blog -

"That is one ugly broad on your profile man. Don't you have a Golden Retriever you can put up instead?"

we'll see if this can entertain me for the next hour and a half.

keith s said...

"Is keef saying he dislikes Resevoir Dogs as well?"

Never saw it. The QT movies I've seen are Pulp, Jackie Brown, & Kill Bill 1. Can't stand any of them.

keith s said...

SG is good today, about the Zeke trial.

keith s said...

Dbags win.

keith s said...

madness 2.0

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