Saturday, September 01, 2007

FOOTBALL!

We need a new post for the start of the CFB season.

152 comments:

isiah thomas-holth said...

jesus christ App State 21 - UM 14

way to quiet those detractors Lloyd.

isiah thomas-holth said...

that's *App State 21

not sure if JC is suiting up for them or not.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Cho is making his presence felt at VT.

CU/CSU has been entertaining also.

isiah thomas-holth said...

good UM fumbled the ensuing kickoff

isiah thomas-holth said...

ok nevermind...

keith s said...

Where the fuck is App State and I thought WVU was the Mountaineers

isiah thomas-holth said...

keef what website are you using for osu/cfb audio?

isiah thomas-holth said...

turnover on downs for UM in appy st territory

keith s said...

I bought the season pass on OSU's website.

isiah thomas-holth said...

found the audio on UM's website

isiah thomas-holth said...

3rd and goal for app st

keith s said...

What the fuck Michigan?

isiah thomas-holth said...

YES! 28-14 App St

someone might have to fill in for me with Monday's post....

looking for sharp objects....

isiah thomas-holth said...

28-17 at the half....Appy St

keith s said...

My Michigan buddy just text me and said he's going to kill someone. I think he's serious

isiah thomas-holth said...

the Cowboys QB coach, Wade Wilson gets a 5 game suspension for PEDs?

a coach?

isiah thomas-holth said...

give him my name, 2 birds/1 stone

isiah thomas-holth said...

244 yds for appy st in the 1st half

isiah thomas-holth said...

UM gets the INT!

isiah thomas-holth said...

I think Mike Hart is hurt....wth

keith s said...

Alright time to head out to pick up some booze and head down to tailgate. Honestly, I hope UM comes back. That is embarrassing.

blue said...

Michigan....ahahahahahah

isiah thomas-holth said...

UM fumbles at its own 30, leads to an ASU missed fg...still 31-20 4 mins left 3rd...

isiah thomas-holth said...

ASU has left 10 pts on the field so far in the 2nd half

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I was hanging out with Keith and/or TP

isiah thomas-holth said...

D is stepping up...getting some TO's...

Hart TD, failed 2pt

31-26, 1 min left in 3rd

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, use the recipe on the bottle of frank's original

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Badgers in 20. I have a semi.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This just in:

Duke is winning!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I find myself clapping in anticipation.

My girlfriend hates me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Over/under on carries until PJ Hill's 1 TD is set at 8.5

I'll take the under.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*1st

isiah thomas-holth said...

wow UM is going to lose

Fire Carr right now.

isiah thomas-holth said...

wow

isiah thomas-holth said...

Fire Carr. Then kill him.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Carr had a 4th and 6 and decided to kick a 48 yd fg with a rookie kicker...blocked...

UM coaching is awful.

isiah thomas-holth said...

ASU steamrolls down the field for the GW kick.

Fire Carr.

blue said...

parkinsons

isiah thomas-holth said...

Well at least they're out of the NC early.

That's the best I've got right now.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Mercy Kill Carr.

isiah thomas-holth said...

At least UM made history.

Its all I've got.

isiah thomas-holth said...

jesus christ

isiah thomas-holth said...

2 blocked FGs in 2 minutes

blue said...

unbelievable

isiah thomas-holth said...

great way to start the season....awesome.

I can't wait for ESPN's 25 straight hours of coverage of this.

blue said...

and I thought Idaho beating USC was gonna be the biggest upset of the day

blue said...

my condolences

Big Brother's Brother said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:add zeke-like length of that here:

thats fuckin hilarious. i love UM. they are fucking clockwork, like weazys period.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

isiah thomas-holth said...

I said this earlier...UM can score 35...can the D hold the opponent?


no.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wash St.

Biggest fluke drive ever.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

G'night, Wolvies.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Well, if I survive, I'll tell everyone what swallowing razor blades is like. Wish me luck.

isiah thomas-holth said...

they'll be lucky to go 7-5.

isiah thomas-holth said...

at least Lloyd Carr will be fired, its a shame they'll waste Hart/Henne/Long's senior season....collateral damage I guess.

isiah thomas-holth said...

well I've got to get ready....take a shower, etc.

expect a short post as usual Monday sinces its a holiday...

but I'll be hear to take my medicine on Tues.

isiah thomas-holth said...

*I'll be hear....

I've lost all ability to think

here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm still cackling over Michigan.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i left the bar laughing and i still am.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'm still cackling over Michigan.

Deke - don't stop laughing at them all season (ns).

Is this what being a Cubs fan feels like?

isiah thomas-holth said...

at least we've got a sweet fight song and sweet helmet.

*seriously, its all I've got at this point.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ha! I won my bet on PJ Hill's TD.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Is this what being a Cubs fan feels like?"

No, the Cubs haven't won anything in 100 years.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Great work on the A/V, ABC.

(s)

blue said...

I'm gettin the nebraska/nevada game...seriously

CU wins in OT...cody hawkins is now 60-0 as a starter since 6th grade

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

MY comp. fucked me on FMLB again today.

tem said...

hahahaahahah

tem said...

hahahahaha @UM not meiz.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So I guess we're a passing team now.

I love it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Thanks for the clarification, Tem.

hick-hops said...

Damn the big 10 is a strong conference.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. Where the fuck have you been?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It's like the Badgers are just doing enough to win.

Kick the fuck out of them!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bonnie Bernstein-

Awful redneck-like shirt.

Massive guns.


I need waaaaaayyyyy better eye candy on the sidelines.

tem said...

bonnies guns are amazing.

i see veins.

tem said...

WVU -24 looks in trouble.

that sucks.

tem said...

nevermind i suck at math.

JFreak said...

I took someone's blackberry just to say this...hahahahahahah michigan hahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

blue said...

fucking auburn....learn to tackle

blue said...

btw-

franks buffalo wing sauce...A+

blue said...

Idaho got a couple first downs

keith s said...

I don't know if I'm drunk or have heatstroke. But I'm glad that Dennis Erickson is aSU's coach now because they probably would have lost if Koetter was still here.

keith s said...

I didn't get tons of pics today, but I do have some that I'll post tomorrow. There was tons of talent out there today.

blue said...

Idaho covered...hooray...the freshman RB and QB actually didn't look too bad against SC...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should have bet my friend on Idaho.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I made a stupid drunken bet last night. At least it's only 10 bucks.

I bet Cutler would throw 20 picks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I would have crushed that money league I was going to get into.

Some numbnut took Reggie Bush #2.

Gore fell to 10th.

And 2 dudes have 2 teams. Their "girlfriends" are in the league. Yeah right.

tem said...

my tie for 1st in the college pick em will not last long.

i will be DFL soon.

keith s said...

Iowa with the solid 16-3 win over Northern Illinois yesterday.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

you forgot the (s)

keith s said...

(S)



I have some pics from yesterday up on my blog. Nothing fantastic, but not too many people were out there early yesterday.

(ns)

Tyler said...

Nice pics, Kieth. Sometimes I wish I went to a State college.

Tyler said...

*Keith

Tyler said...

It's too hot. I think the heat melted my brain.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I liberated a fish today.

Tyler said...

I saw Superbad today.

keith s said...

Was it Supergood?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I also got 3 more fish. A shark is included.

Tyler said...

It was Superok.

Tyler said...

It was funny, it had a lot of good one liners. I think other people have said it's good, but not as great as Anchorman. I'd agree with that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm bored. And sober.

Tyler said...

Alcohol would take care of both of those problems, Meiz.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke, Port Wine Cheese.

Please report.

Regards,

Mgmt.


Go Blue!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Alcohol would take care of both of those problems, Meiz."

I have begun to remedy the issues.

Tyler said...

I'm thinking of walking down to the liquor store.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't think, act.

keith s said...

"Go Blue!"

TOTPM

Tyler said...

I'll be back. Gotta run down and get some beer.

keith s said...

Don't die

Tyler said...

Ah...ice cold beer...you're my only friend...

Tyler said...

It is hot as fuck outside.

keith s said...

Colt Brennan had 400+ passing yds and 6 TDs in the 1st half last night. Wow

keith s said...

And Hawaii offered to play at Michigan yesterday, but Michigan said no and picked up App State instead.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Hawaii would have crushed UM by 40 yesterday.

(ns)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That was a quick beer run.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I just got off the phone with my pops, his exact words:

"I'm shitfaced"

Tyler said...

There's a liquor store like two blocks away. It's weird, it's like a converted house. It's surrounded by houses and apartments. But it does the job.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just got off the phone with my pops, his exact words:

"I'm shitfaced"

)))))))))))))))))))))))

You're my son? I thought I kicked her hard enough.

isiah thomas-holth said...

damn, that's tough deke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sorry.



It's not unsimilar to a joke you would make, though.

isiah thomas-holth said...

fair point, I actually liked it, but I'm in a fragile mental state, forgive me.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I need vlad to get me 4 rbis and a few hits.......let's go vladdy.

Tyler said...

fuckin' Todd Jones

isiah thomas-holth said...

intentionally walk vladdy with 2 men on.....fuck.

Tyler said...

That's the problem, Zeke, even though Garret Anderson's on a hot streak batting behind Vlade, teams will still walk Vlade to get at Anderson.

Tyler said...

And Anderson made them pay. It's still the bottom of the fifth though, Vlade will get 1-2 more ABs.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'm walking a tight line, I'm up by .001 in BA and .003 in OPS.

I thought about benching vlad bc weasel has no more offense playing.

But if Vlad can get a few hits or at least not make outs and get me some rbi's I've got an outside chance at 1st bc corby is shitting the bed again.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I still have an outside shot at the PO's myself.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need kendrick to hit 2 homers. or 3.

isiah thomas-holth said...

ahhahah, yeah I just need 4 rbi's in vladdy's final AB or two.

isiah thomas-holth said...

come on shields.....wtf

isiah thomas-holth said...

holy fucking shit.....

shields is completely fucking me...

I forgot to take him out of the lineup...fuUuuuuuuuCk

isiah thomas-holth said...

108 ERA for shields tonight.....FUCK YOU.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

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Wow. Medellin bombed. I did not see that coming.














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keith s said...

Are you upset zeke?

isiah thomas-holth said...

nah, I was going to bench all my guys and take the easy 7-4 W, but I rolled the dice and it bit me.

I'll still finish 2nd (hopefully).

keith s said...

Just got home from Outback. I'm not a big fan of their steaks, but the bloomin' onion is phenominal.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I get the prime rib at Outback....treats you right.

keith s said...

Pedro's starting tomorrow.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Never been to Outback. Don't have the desire.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tomorrow I'm gonna call the police on this fucking guinea that blasts his music so loud that I can't hear my TV all day and night.

Dude is a straight dirt-ball.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lives in a shitty house, but has a Cadillac and 2 dozen gold chains around his neck.

Hairy, nasty motherfucker.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Garrett Anderson can look like an 80 yr old sometimes.

keith s said...

He's not 80?

keith s said...

I'm pissed about Pedro starting tomorrow. Our fantasy playoffs start this week and I have Oliver Perez, who was supposed to start tomorrow. Our lineups are set for the week, so he would have had 2 starts for the week, now he just has 1.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Our lineups change every day.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay, I see you're not in the LOV league.

You're relaxincabo, right?

Tyler said...

"Garrett Anderson can look like an 80 yr old sometimes."

Tru dat. I dropped him in a league (that league has a DH, you have to have a guy that bats DH at least 10 games) when he was hurt because I thought he was done but then someone else picked him up and he's been killing it lately. I think one game he had like 10 RBI. It's a points league, that one day he scored like 25 points. It's just crazy, 80 year olds knocking in 10 runs, that ain't right.

keith s said...

Yea deke that's me. I'm not in the LoV baseball league. I'm talking about my money league.

keith s said...

I need a TE in our Yahoo! league. Who has a spare they're willing to give up.

isiah thomas-holth said...

new post up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: TE.


I might.

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