Sunday, August 05, 2007

You don't put rims on a Bentley

I guess I have some ish to write about and don't need to put a stamp on this puppy.

Bourne Ultimatum: 5 out of 5 Prince Chills. A trilogy that ends with its best movie. Superb.

Some good movies coming down the pipeline. Get your American Gangsters chub going now.

Selig's reaction to Barry : Kinda funny that he didn't mind raking in the bucks as Mark and Sammmy helped "save baseball" with the HR chase. Now Bud has morals. Grow a set Bud. Either say "I'm not down with this" or put on your best shit eating grin till its over.

NASCAR on ESPN : It's gotten to the point that having ESPN involved in any sport not named MLB or NFL is bad. There are some good points to ESPN's coverage but people like Brad Daugherty kill it. From him I learned that Kurt Busch (a past champion) has a "championship in his entourage".

NFL HOF : I thought Jerry Jones had a good intro speech for Mike Irvin. Irvin's speach got cut-off by my DVR but from highlights he looked like a crying bitch. But I need to peep game. I'll miss him on Countdown. He worked for me on that show for some reason, even if there was wayyyyy too much hand and general touching between him and TJ. Not-for-nothin...Mike Irvin's HOF bust looked just a bit buck toofed. It was good to see some real live footyball action as well, even if it was pre-season. And FYI....our fantasy draft is in 13 days.

And how Art Monk is still not in the HOF is beyond me. A travesty.

I bought a new recliner this weekend and it is pimmmmmp. Its getting delivered next weekend, just in time for footyball.

And a nut-sack to Sprint. I bought a new celly for the first time in 2 years - wanted to redeem the buck fifty rebate I had. Picked out the phone, walked out, ish didn't work. Walk back in and get the eye-roll, condescending "it can take 4 to 6 hours to activate"....fuck you. 4 hours later I'm on the phone with customer service reprogamming it.

Well if you've stuck with it this long IDGAF. It don't matter what's written up here anyway.

Weasels are awful.

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kodiac said...

DTM hits C-Span
-You're not fooling me "Austin"

Big Brother's Brother said...

Bourne = worth every cent.

Big Brother's Brother said...

zeke and kod, what up sluts. i know youre out there.

isiah thomas said...

I was peeping game on Irvin's speech.

It's aiight. ai-ight.

isiah thomas said...

the ending was kind of like Jimmy V's speech but for black folks and without the cancer.

isiah thomas said...

amen

Big Brother's Brother said...

yeah my bro in law said Irvin was on point delivering his blessed be's. cant wait to see him in all his coked up glory.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm loaded.

Fuck this, I'm out

El Padrino said...

bud looked like he just woke up from a colonoscopy

El Padrino said...

he did a line of coke off the podium

brett™ said...

which movie is better? Underworld Evolution or Underworld 1?

El Padrino said...

i prefer the first one

El Padrino said...

i wonder if Galvine screamed this is madness, he did win 300 you know

tem said...

glavine doesn't scream.

tem said...

tem peeped Bourne this weekend.

too many chases, not enough people get the shit kicked out of them.

also since when did Bourne have one eye brow be like 2 inches lower than the other one? has that always been like that? is Damon like that?

ToddPacker said...

glavine 300th was nice.... bully made me nervous, though

tem said...

softball tourney got rained out.

that stinks.

ToddPacker said...

i have never seen any of the bourne movies... i'm not sure how this happened... i feel a little tem-like

ToddPacker said...

nice move on the AC trip, ep... i did a similar thing a few days after my son was born, went out on a friday to celebrate and didn't come home until sunday..... i'm still paying for it, wife still brings it up from time to time...

tem said...

that is very temlike.

El Padrino said...

i had to, either that or a murder was going to happen

mom in law

she didnt smell what the el pad was cookin

ToddPacker said...

tps is raging today.... project is supposed to be delivered today... probably not going to happen.... i'm out for the day

blue said...

I've only seen the first Bourne movie. I had the second one on my DVR for about 5 months and then got a new dvr, so oh well

ToddPacker said...

"mom in law"

that's tough

blue said...

no more simpsons

blue said...

I did watch Transporter 2 this weekend. In my opinion better than the 1st one.

Jason Statham is a bad ass

blue said...

I also saw too many jackie chan commercials

El Padrino said...

gotta see the bourne ulti
pronto

blue said...

take the kid, she'll love the movies

whocares said...

I too have missed out on the Bourne Trilogy. Not for lack of caring, because they look like pretty good movies.

I think it's more lack of effort and general laziness.

Big Brother's Brother said...

shit, alot of people havent seen the Bourne flicks. thats surprising.

those are movies worth getting into. great series, each movie is great on its own.. definitely the best spy/action thriller type movies evar1!.

El Padrino said...

today is civic holiday in canada

i should be off

El Padrino said...

yeah bourne is awesome shit

i applaud the laziness though

El Padrino said...

i see joey fatone is still alive

hitmen must be rusty

blue said...

fatone is sofa king stupid

blue said...

UH OH freak...colts lost Booger and Corey Simon...i don't think their run defense is going to be stellar this season

tem said...

bourne is grandma good.

tem said...

and cubs lost soriano.

blue said...

just a bad weekend in the DTM household

tem said...

Brian St. Pierre looked good last night.

He'll be my 3rd round pick. Maybe.

blue said...

why was omar epps coaching the steelers? I guess since wesley snipes is in jail for tax evasion, they got the "next best thing"

blue said...

jews can float on water without lifejackets

tem said...

figures you'd link to that.

El Padrino said...

anyone see tiger give sabbatini a ASS TO MOUTH beatdown

tem said...

From the article:

An 8-year-old Israeli boy spent six hours floating in the Dead Sea alone at night after his father left him there by accident during a family trip, police said Sunday.


umm on accident???

El Padrino said...

bbb what up with your tigs

blue said...

EP-

you need to join our pick'em leagues on yahoo...links are on LOF

blue said...

"umm on accident???"

yeah, how does this happen.

"Well I have 37 sons, so I must have miscounted when we were leaving"

tem said...

he couldn't have miscounted. jews are good at math.

Dan The Man said...

Good to see Blue starting off the week on a racist rampage...fucking loser

blue said...

good point tem

blue said...

nice to see you this morning DTM, how did the weekend gay cruise on lake minnetonka treat you?

tem said...

blue's rampages are vicious.

blue said...

LDT's new nike ad...the uniforms look weird, I don't think the helmets for the chargers are right.

blue said...

maybe i should link the ad so you all can judge.

tem said...

looks fine to me.

looks like a vick commercial they ran a couple years back too.

El Padrino said...

no one watered my cactus

there will be hell to pay

El Padrino said...

urlacher said he couldnt understand what david ortiz was sayin

hahahhahahhahaha

tem said...

the thing on the front page just updated the mets game.

they won.

tem said...

cacti need watering?

blue said...

I don't have any plants in my office

Dan The Man said...

Of course you don't have any plants, you're racist, and probably hate the environment

blue said...

being a racist means I don't like plants? I would think that would make me a botanist or something.

tem said...

racist people hate plants. its true. its one of the many tests.

Dan The Man said...

see, even a dumb ass like temwr knows

blue said...

deke, brew crew are in town to get swept

tem said...

some kid got shot in okla.

cops were shooting at a snake in a tree and hit some kid.

wtf?

blue said...

was it that QB who forced OU to forfeit all those games, because that would be a strange coincidence

tem said...

no it was some 5yr old or something.

he was fishing.

tem said...

i should link it up.



linky

tem said...

kurt busch's interview after his victory was bad. all he did was tell people to buy miller lite, but never told them to drive responsibly.

i don't know how to spell that word. that angers me.

blue said...

miller doesn't care about drinking and driving, only bud and coors care

blue said...

I tried out a new brew from the family that brought me fat tire...it's called "skinny dip" and it's a summer seasonal...excellent.

best summer beer i've ever had.

typically I don't like the hoppy flavor but this one wasn't as powerful and was quite tasty

tem said...

i also tried a new brew from some place called BJs brew house or something.

it was ok.

i don't remember the name of it. or really the name of the place i had it.

tem said...

i am starved, but it is not near hungry time yet.

El Padrino said...

"i also tried a new brew from some place called BJs brew house or something."

Seamans Lager?

tem said...

i think it was called the DSL Blonde Lager.

blue said...

i got the joke EP

blue said...

Tem is a little slow, because it's monday

tem said...

i got the joke as well.

tem said...

DSL means dick sucking lips.

tem said...

its monday, but i am on top of my game.

Big Brother's Brother said...

ep, tigs are for shame at the moment. guess thats what u get when u have half of Triple A called up.


ps.. you have a little baby vomit on your tie.

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue is slow as well. forgive him father, for he is old and smells like moth balls and vinegar.

tem said...

where's tits been?

tem said...

tex hits a bunch of HRs and she goes missing.

blue said...

"DSL means dick sucking lips"

that's why my phone company charges so much for it

blue said...

that joke was sofa king bad

tem said...

yes. and that's why its better than road runner.

tem said...

there hasn't been a muppet movie in awhile. i think we are due.

blue said...

Jim Henson died

isiah thomas said...

tem peeped Bourne this weekend.

too many chases, not enough people get the shit kicked out of them.


a piece of me died after reading this.

blue said...

season 2 of the muppets show is coming out on DVD.

I guess season 1 wasn't worthy of a DVD release

isiah thomas said...

mom in law

she didnt smell what the el pad was cookin

FMZ's mom is a complete nightmare. This scares me.

tem said...

bourne still gets 4 out of 5 helmet stickers.

but i wanted more people getting fucked up and less of him riding a moped around africa.

blue said...

moped?

are you sure you didn't see that movie Hot Rod instead of Bourne?

tem said...

i'm sure.

blue said...

speaking of mom-in-law, she'll be here wednesday...i'm super excited


(s)

tem said...

ugh, mid week visit??

tem said...

madnews

blue said...

Yep, a long long weekend.

actually she isn't all that bad, but she'll drive my wife nuts, so that'll drive me nuts

El Padrino said...

"FMZ's mom is a complete nightmare. This scares me."

your in for a long road
i'd try and off her now
what do you need?

blue said...

so i was trying to find something to watch on tv this weekend, and the history channel had an hour long show called "dogfights". I figured i'd check it out and see if anybody from BadNewz Kennelz was on there.

yeah, there wasn't a dog the whole hour, it was about stupid ass airplanes.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

saying a mom in law is "not that bad" is like saying lou holtz speech is "aiight"

isiah thomas said...

Kurt Busch is a train wreck.

His "speech" in victory lane was comical.

I think he has a personality in there somewhere, he just hasn't found it yet.

"Go out to your local convenience store boys and girls and pick up some Miller Lite and celebrate this victory throughout the week"

El Padrino said...

listen we can make it look like a car wreck or something
just give me her itenirary and a check for $25K

we'll even make suure the face is intact for the open casket

El Padrino said...

NOTE TO FBI : I AM JOKING

isiah thomas said...

FMZ's mom has been a housewife/professional shopper for the past 35 yrs.

She is out of touch with reality.

I might start crushing up glass and sprinkling it in FMZ's mashed taters.

El Padrino said...

es

isiah thomas said...

speaking of sweet Lou (holth) I can't wait to see him in the studio for CFB.

suffering suc-o-tasssss

El Padrino said...

mine is brutal

she's one of those "storytellers" and/or "alarmists"

like omg the baby just threw up all over the place ..AAHHHH!!!

and i check and the child has a smidgen of spit up on her bib

i'm like WTF lady

isiah thomas said...

re: bourne

what happened to Julia Styles....she used to be hot right?

I was sitting uber close to the screen and she looked a wee bit retarded.

Spaceman Spiff said...

never like julia styles, especially if she has a crying scene, ugliest cry face

El Padrino said...

she aiight
never really fawn over her

El Padrino said...

*cue Spiffs busted Julia Styles pic

El Padrino said...

of course you water a cactus, just once every two weeks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I gave up on catching up.

blue said...

I was never really sold on Julia Styles. she's got a huge mouth though. Some movies she looks good, others, not so good.

isiah thomas said...

EP - I didn't see Tiger on Sunda...forgot all about it and am pissed I missed it.

Why fools ever question him is beyond me. I love it when he bitch slaps them back to reality.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm a big Stiles fan.

I water my cactus like twice a week. I want it to get huge.

isiah thomas said...

*apologies in advance for c-n-p.

Woods started the final round one shot behind Sabbatini. When they made the turn as the rain began, white flags would have more appropriate than umbrellas. Sabbatini was shaken to the point that he ordered a spectator removed.

Sabbatini took five to reach the green and made double bogey, and as he walked toward the 10th tee, a spectator said: "Hey, Rory, still think Tiger is beatable?"

Sabbatini turned and glared. He barked at a police officer and demanded -- with an obscenity thrown in -- that the fan be taken "out of here."


I'd like to see golfers play with people making noise.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did you catch the back and forth shit talk with him and Sabatini from this spring?

El Padrino said...

cramer is nuts

not seinfeld kramer, market talk cramer

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'd like to see golfers play with people making noise."

There's grumblings of a new league starting up where fans are encouraged to distract the golfers.

isiah thomas said...

sure did deke - that's why I don't get why people like sabatini would talk mess.

You know eventually Tiger will humiliate you and put you in your place...badly.

El Padrino said...

yeah rory got the ATM beat down

El Padrino said...

well at the time tiger took the high road, but did add a nice dig "he has 3 career tourney wins, I have three this year"


pow- boom- whack!

El Padrino said...

big series this week mcgee

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sabbatini: I like the New Tiger. He's as beatable as ever.(sic)

Tiger: Well, I've won 9 of 12 and have won 3 this year already. He's got 3 total wins in his career. So, yeah. I guess like New Tiger, too.

El Padrino said...

deke backing me up with the actual

i like

isiah thomas said...

I love that about Tiger, you know he was seething inside but makes a little dig and files it away, knowing the chance to humiliate the guy will come along down the road.

Golf without Tiger in contention is boring. It just is.

El Padrino said...

fuck strahan
bitchass

El Padrino said...

i want 0.01% of his money
then i can retire

El Padrino said...

(i:e tiger's $)

El Padrino said...

good to be back Z

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

stop.

El Padrino said...

anyone peep shark week
what a bunch of retards
the one i was watching last night
the guys were sitting on the ocean floor and they were feeding the sharks with a pole

the onr guy decides to try and HAND FEED, i repeat, HAND FEED the shark and the shark "mistakes" the guys arm for the food and tries to swallow it whole

he had some chain suit on but still
what's to stop all of those sharks from biting that guy until he's a block of alpine lace

one day they will pay
leave those fuckers alone

El Padrino said...

what are you doing today?

oh nothing much
gonna sit on the bottom of the ocean floor and feed a bunch of sharks




wtf

El Padrino said...

did they not meet Roy Horn?

El Padrino said...

or Steve Irwin?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did you catch Agent Zero's blog entry on shark attacks?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

He says there is no such thing as shark attacks because we're intruding on their territory.

A true shark attack would be if one attacked a human on terra firma.

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke, arenas took that joke from some comedian, got called out on it, and has a new blog responding to that saying he gave that comedian free exposure, and that people use other peoples shit all the time

tem said...

Styles is aight. I'd nail her fo sure.

tem said...

stealing from other comics is aight for arenas. its not like he is in the comic bizness.

now, when a comic steals from another comic, that's bad.

El Padrino said...

mencia is a fraud

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh. Shit. I thought he was being serious.

tem said...

that fat other mexican comic guy had some comedy central special this weekend. it was funny.

tem said...

gabriel whatever.

El Padrino said...

i've been to alot of places where sharks inhabit and even though i went in the water i did not get silly and swim out more than say 20 yards

eff that

i love my legs

tem said...

fucking with sharks seems stupid.

same with bears, wolves, etc.

tem said...

sharks stay out of swimming pools so i stay out of the ocean.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i prefer hunting humans. makes the stakes a little bit higher.

El Padrino said...

ok vince vaughn

El Padrino said...

i want to make a show that involves putting humans in situations that may have them mauled or eaten by a paticular animal

tem said...

like price is right?

Big Brother's Brother said...

el padrino got the joke.

11!1!

tem said...

el pad is on his game.

tem said...

and peeped some vince and owen.

El Padrino said...

like taking some animal enthusiast and putting him in caged jungle enviorment with a silverback gorilla

Tyler said...

Got woken up at 6:45am this morning by some dude that was using a jackhammer at the construction site across the alley. Have to go to Utar tomorrow and have done zero packing. Already this week sucks ass.

Tyler said...

And I got three emails already about stuff that's wrong that I've gotta fix today before I leave. I'm not in a good mood.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have this recurring dream with this big-ass pole swing. Coincidentally LoV-ers are always there zorsing around on it. So last night I join in on the fun. A black, tinted out Range Rover pulls up and a gorilla (A GORILLA) gets out and lays down on the ground. We decide that means its time to leave and go our separate ways. And of course the fucking gorilla chases me. I had to wake myself up just as it grabbed my leg.

Tyler said...

And I went to a Dodgers game Saturday night and they lost. To the D-Bags. And they got shutout yesterday.

Tyler said...

But other than that, everything's great.

Tyler said...

Reading about Deke's dream made me laugh though, thanks Deke.

blue said...

Tyler, it could be worse...you could be a brewers fan

blue said...

ouch...calling out the brew crew kilt LoV

tem said...

or a colts fan.

tem said...

deke's dreams are always highly entertaining.

Tyler said...

Dodgers are four games behind Arizona. It doesn't get any worse than that. Brew Crew are still first in their division, so at least they've got that going for them.

blue said...

deke should have his own blog where he talks in detail about his dreams

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't have the desire to actually blog on a regular basis

isiah thomas said...

the D-Bags still can't draw 20G's consistently to their games...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Brewers will be fine. Soriano's hurt. Cubbie Blue needs him to win.

El Padrino said...

could be why not us?

El Padrino said...

dodgers are losin because the baby ruth commercial in their stadium is terrible

tem said...

miller chill is getting mad play in Columbus now.

everyone is trying to pawn it off now.

bars have it for a buck a bottle.

isiah thomas said...

bay-bee rooooof?

HEY YOU GUYYYYYSSSSS!

El Padrino said...

tem taste is and report back
i imagine it tastes like a sweaty sock

blue said...

I got some Miller chill for free a few weeks ago.

It's not good, but it's not horrible. It tastes very similar to corona, except saltier.

El Padrino said...

corona is delissh

Big Brother's Brother said...

i agree with Blew, not good, but not bad. could be worse, could be labatt in a can.

tem said...

i will try some this week for sure.

isiah thomas said...

the headline on the wwl says:

"Bottoms Up!"


uhhhhh might want to rethink that one.

It's not now.

tem said...

bottoms up is a retarded headline.

tem said...

huey says the heart of rock n roll is still beating.

tem said...

Mrs. Quinn needs to get her ass to camp.

Big Brother's Brother said...

we have a chance

come on Shar Jackson, come get some of this chicken meat.


(the dorky white guy in the pic makes me smile)

isiah thomas said...

I was watching CNN Saturday morning and they had a story about children's books that were politically themed.

They focused on one called "that's why mommy is a democrat" or something.

WTF is happening to CNN?

There next move will be to hire Jerry Springer as their lead announcer.

tem said...

i hate politics.

isiah thomas said...

Why Mommy is a Democrat

El Padrino said...

brainwashing

this world is FUBAR
the earlier we die the better

isiah thomas said...

Our political system needs a major overhaul....

but that won't happen until we get close to electing either a : black, latino or female President.

NS.

*end of political discussion for me.

isiah thomas said...

we need some titty links....

El Padrino said...

glavine has made 653 consecutive starts

did not know that

tem said...

OU on orange + green Skittles in the bag is 18.5.


Betting windows are open.

isiah thomas said...

I wonder if TP made it through working on Saturday.

and RIP EB.

isiah thomas said...

I can't wait to bet on NFL games again...

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