Monday, August 20, 2007

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Option B please. Thank you.

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Beth said...

It's only appropriate that I'm the first comment for this post. :-)

blue said...

why? because you're a little more of the option A?

Beth said...

Because since Rev isn't on here anymore, I have the biggest boobs at LOV.

ToddPacker said...

did beth send her pic into wiki?

Beth said...

Although from some of the offhand comments made by a few regulars, I probably shouldn't be so confident.

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

i thought, monday, weather is drabby here in ny, some boobs would be nice

blue said...

because I ♥ Mandy Moore

Beth said...

TP, the scary thing is one of those options isn't too far off for me. Not saying which one though. :-)

Big Brother's Brother said...

SFW

blue said...

A)

Big Brother's Brother said...

beth looks like a little boy. especially when she wears her Peter Pan nightie.

blue said...

all I have to say to beth is "prove it"

Beth said...

Oh come on BBB, you know I only wear the Peter Pan nightgown and pin my hair up cause you ask me to.

I still refuse to pretend I'm your nephew though, no matter how many times you beg.

El Padrino said...

it's totally SFW

it's surgery, medical research

Beth said...

EP, the "research" excuse didn't work so well for Pete Townsend from what I recall...

blue said...

Or Uncle Cracker

El Padrino said...

I don't know who Pete Townsend is and no I won't be involved i a threesome with him and you.

Pig.

Beth said...

"I don't know who Pete Townsend is"

You're kidding, right EP?

You ever hear of a small little group called The Who?

ToddPacker said...

"I don't know who Pete Townsend is"



what?

blue said...

"I don't know who Pete Townsend is"

this saddens me.

with 10K songs on your ipod, you have to have a "Who" song on there somewhere.

Beth said...

Maybe it's EP who's really a 14 year old Canadian boy living in his parent's basement...

blue said...

for EP

blue said...

in his defense, it's actually Townshend, not Townsend.

maybe that is what was throwing him off.

El Padrino said...

ah Tommy

now i know, let's not forget i'm the thrid youngest guy in this blog people

and I have maybe 2 songs from the who on the pizzle, not a big fan

blue said...

"Maybe it's EP who's really a 14 year old Canadian boy living in his parent's basement... "

speaking of the teej....i take it that since his live blogging ended his mission has failed.

Big Brother's Brother said...

see beth, when you left that option on the table... thats why i left too.


no more for you.

Big Brother's Brother said...

so did TJW ever fuck his sock puppet this weekend or what?

blue said...

"so did TJW ever fuck his sock puppet this weekend or what?"

he "allegedly" banged a brooke hogan type lady friday night. He has a picture of her on his blog, with the eyes blacked out to protect her anonymity

El Padrino said...

so he fucked a tranny

what a success

Big Brother's Brother said...

im tied for 3rd youngest? yeehaw.

EP: the quintessential air guitar move? Townshend.

tem said...

no zeke today?

isiah thomas-holth said...

thanks EP.

isiah thomas-holth said...

(ns)

El Padrino said...

*pounds chest

Big Brother's Brother said...

ezekial has risen. and quite early, i might add.

Dan The Man said...

Don't worry, I am here

El Padrino said...

i like the dedication, no brush your teefts and get your ass to work zeke

El Padrino said...

*now

El Padrino said...

i do not feel like working today

*more so than usual

El Padrino said...

i love this, man eaten by bear

THE CHAMP. said...

that guy needed ron burgundy's dog

Big Brother's Brother said...

"Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters."


if this was in the US, this guy would be run from his job for being far too insensitive.

shame on you, Imus.

El Padrino said...

he needed Brick

El Padrino said...

furry tractor

blue said...

baxter is essential if you ever fall into a bear cage

Big Brother's Brother said...

nice touch to fold your clothes beforehand. he probably gives to the United Way.

El Padrino said...

bizarre

blue said...

these guys could use some lesssons on collecting gambling debt

Big Brother's Brother said...


ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM


hey zoomzooomzoom

blue said...

zumaya is a mazda?

El Padrino said...

inge is a bitch

blue said...

"they're pitching me like i'm Babe Ruth"

uh-huh

El Padrino said...

poor inge
no one is giving him any pitches to hit

blue said...

Joey, Joey, Joey....the chants are already starting in the georgia dome

whocares said...

Just got back from vacation. Today and tomorrow are going to suck.

whocares said...

And for the record, I'm not Dan the Man.



I really dont know how to set up another account.

ToddPacker said...

coming back from vacation to a pile of tps sucks

THE CHAMP. said...

"I really dont know how to set up another account."

It's nothing like the way you set up the first account.

THE CHAMP. said...

joey's the new mayor of atlanta

ToddPacker said...

champ is funny

ToddPacker said...

i'm hungry... i wish i had a tem-like lunch time

El Padrino said...

dan the man stands alone

like the cheese

ToddPacker said...

"like the cheese"


cheese-heroin?

ToddPacker said...

mlb playoff picture is crazy.... lots of teams still alive

JFreak said...

I'm here.

I'm considering doing a running diary of the NASCAR race today.

ToddPacker said...

that would be bad, freak

whocares said...

Maybe I wasnt a clear as I could be.

It's not that I dont know how to read directions to set up another account (like I did the first time), but I'm not going to take the time to do it just to make up a fake person.

ToddPacker said...

so i guess you'll probably to it

ToddPacker said...

i hear ya, wc.... fake account = too much effort

El Padrino said...

cheese heroin

circle

Beth said...

"running diary of the NASCAR race today" =

- All the cars are turning left now
- All the cars are still turning left now
- Some cars are getting gas and tires now
- All the cars are turning left now
- Oops, there's an accident, ok they slowed for awhile but all the cars are turning left again now.

ToddPacker said...

beth is awesome

El Padrino said...

nice beth

freak dont do it

JFreak said...

I didn't think it would be so violently opposed.

I guess I'll just throw it up on my blog.

Whiners.

El Padrino said...

WT

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want lobster. Badly

JFreak said...

Stupid weather.

It's raining again in Michigan.

JFreak said...

And now blogger won't show my post.

There's gonna be a fight.

blue said...

throw your helmet at your computer and give it the "angry fist"

that always works in NASCAR

El Padrino said...

el diablo = fighting chicken

El Padrino said...

slo

isiah thomas-holth said...

EP you know Dunn had surgery for bulging disks in his back right?

this is all I got for the trade, if anyone opposes it say your piece on LOF otherwise its going through.

isiah thomas-holth said...

freak I'll peep game on a nascar live blog for today's race. (ns)

El Padrino said...

from what i understand he's going to be ready to play though

and marion barber the thrid will have that starting positon locked up by the bye week

isiah thomas-holth said...

works for me, like I said, anyone got something to say about this trade say it soon, otherwise I'm putting it through later today.

isiah thomas-holth said...

high of 105 today.....111 Tues and Wed

make.it.stop

isiah thomas-holth said...

and god bress saline & silicone

El Padrino said...

that's just retarded

El Padrino said...

the temp.

isiah thomas-holth said...

EP - whats the O/U on when Coughlin gets fired? Week 6?

isiah thomas-holth said...

here's a tip for NBC's SNF.....

Andrea Kramer reports.....audio only please.

El Padrino said...

he's a lame duck

cowher 08'

El Padrino said...

I would utilize that tip if I were NBC boss.

isiah thomas-holth said...

skip bayless and co were trying to clown Santana for taking himself out the game yesterday.

someone put a 187 hit on Bayless.

JFreak said...

Sulfur Hexaflouride > Helium

isiah thomas-holth said...

Cowher will be the Skins new coach EP. Snyder will not be outbid.

JFreak said...

Sulfur Hexaflouride in action

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pokey morning. TPS hurts

Big Brother's Brother said...

mad

JFreak said...

cow disease.

Big Brother's Brother said...

oh and btw, brady quinn will end up being the starter simply by default. good GAWD chuckie frye is bad, in one of those 'we knew he was bad, but not HOW bad.." type of ways.

he be turrible.

isiah thomas-holth said...

martigan

Big Brother's Brother said...

*delayed viewing of the shitass lions/browns game.

tem said...

i would have liked the NASCAR diary.

tem said...

TPS is holding my family hostage. if i work hard today TPS will let them go.

i might just let them die. TPS sucks and overestimates how much i care about anything.

Big Brother's Brother said...

and freak, dont hold your breath if youre waiting on that rain to clear. 2 days going strong, and forecast for the rest of the week.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Thomas is a 6-foot-2, 200-pound redshirt freshman linebacker whose father played linebacker for the Mountainers from 1994-95. Lankster, a 5-10, 190-pound cornerback who transferred from Jones County (Miss.) Junior College, enrolled in January.

this is one of the kidz who pilfered a laptop at WVU.

What I find interesting is that he's 18 and his pops played at WVU 12 years ago 13 years ago or so, making the kid 5 at the time. If his pops was a freshman in 94/95 that means he was prob 18, maybe 19, making him a father at 14. If it was his senior season then dood was prob a father at 18 or so.

isiah thomas-holth said...

W-T-F with the weather in MI mayne?

isiah thomas-holth said...

is that a recent pic of MM btw?

JFreak said...

Yeah, I don't want to pass out.

No holding of breath.

tem said...

that's life in WVU zeke.

kids @ 15 is not uncommon.

Big Brother's Brother said...

breathing is not something to take lightly.

ask beth, she digs putting plastic bags over her head during relations, but u gotta make sure theyre not too tight... just incase.

THE CHAMP. said...

kids @ 15 is not uncommon.

yeah your sister isn't getting any younger.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The OG Shammy war is pretty funny

El Padrino said...

Please refer to Quinn as Queen going forward.

Regards.

JFreak said...

Request denied.

Beth said...

"ask beth, she digs putting plastic bags over her head during relations"

Dammit BBB, you promised if I did those things for you you wouldn't tell anyone. Next time I may have to double how much I charge you.

blue said...

I'm lost and it's lunchtime

JFreak said...

I have a discussion starter.

Excuse it for being so long.


The question: How many 8 year-olds could you beat up at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than a standard-issue cup.

ToddPacker said...

it looks like the back to back 1000+ comments streak will come to an end today

El Padrino said...

ok so your ken dorsey, you went to miami, lost a national title game but had a nice college career. Banged some broads along the way, got some scrilla in the bank but then Clevland signs you. And your the fourth string QB behind Charlie Frye, Derek Anderson, and Brady Queen.

Kill yourself?

tem said...

i'm an only child, so i had to lose my virginity the hard way.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I think anyone could beat up 8 year olds ad naseum.

El Padrino said...

40-50 kids, anything under that number spells VICTORY

tem said...

"Next time I may have to double how much I charge you."


hmmm two times zero is...hmm, carry the zero....still zero.

THE CHAMP. said...

3rd string QB is where it's at. chill on the sidelines, watch a few NFL games. still make decent coin.

why kill yourself?

and i could take 50 eight year olds

JFreak said...

Kick in the face

Beth said...

Shhhhh Tem, it's only you I don't charge...

tem said...

i'm not sure an 8 year old without a foreign object has enough strength to knock me out.

THE CHAMP. said...

do they attack all at once? or one at time?

El Padrino said...

4th string

tem said...

so the number would be enough to bury me and suffocate me or enough so that i got so tired from beating on them that i passed out.

El Padrino said...

i'm guessing all at once, cuz otherwise it's lights out

JFreak said...

I liken an swarm of 8 year olds to some zombies. A few of them are fine, but if you get in a swarm, the likelihood of going down is greater.

El Padrino said...

nice freak

JFreak said...

They come all at once.

tem said...

practice squad QB is a solid job as well.


freak's question should be discussed. i don't think an 8yr old has enough strength to either choke me out or knock me out.

isiah thomas-holth said...

if it was 50 then 25 would be girls.

if they are normal 8 yr olds, maybe out of 100, 5 (all guys) would be crazy enough to attack you.

After you kilt them the rest of the 8 yr olds wouldn't come near you.

If you're talking some somalian or congo 8 yr olds then maybe I'd reconsider.

But no amount of 8 yr olds could bumrush me into submission.

IF YA SMELLLLALALALALALALAALALALALOWWW, WHAT THE ZEKE....IS COOKIN.

tem said...

"Shhhhh Tem, it's only you I don't charge... "

well of course not. fmtem charges us both.

JFreak said...

* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

kodiac said...

Re: Freak's discussion starter
-sure, it's 12 year olds (not 8), but he makes some good points

isiah thomas-holth said...

The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


so then its not normal 8 yr olds.

if its fiddy/fiddy boyz and girlz I'd say maybe 200 total could take an average man down.

ToddPacker said...

"The kids are motivated enough to not get scared"


8 year olds are never motivated...

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'd do the "windmill" punch routine with my arms and not stop.

THE CHAMP. said...

i'm assuming that they all want to attack me and they have motivation to keep coming.

if 50 attacked all at once and grabbed on to my arms and legs thats 10 kids per limb plus 10 left over to punch me in the face.

10 eight year olds at 60-75lbs/piece is 600-750lbs. that's alot for one arm (cue TJW).

eventually the 10 punching me in the face would feellike chinese water torture and probably knock me out.

tem said...

irregardless, how the fuck are they going to knock you out?

i am probably about 30 times stronger than an 8 year old. maybe more.

JFreak said...

"If it weren't for the law and my own morals, we could put these pressing questions to rest. Alas, these barriers still stand in our way."

ToddPacker said...

the cup is key in a fight with 8 year olds

isiah thomas-holth said...

of the 50, 25 would be female though.

and I don't think there's enough room for all 10 to grab ahold of an arm/leg at once.

plus it wouldn't take much to kill an 8 yr old.

You figure you could kill at least 5-10 right off the bat. Even as the others swarm you, you can fight them off to get some room.

of 50 kids, 25 8 yr old girls would be no match. IF the 25 boys were organized enough that would be problamatic. I still say 100 or more.

ToddPacker said...

anyone see that big kid in the little league WS.... 6'10", 248... that's a big 13 year old

isiah thomas-holth said...

once I bust out Daniel-san's crane kick its lights out.

El Padrino said...

i'd go kick, punch, toss

kick punch toss

repeat

El Padrino said...

if only i knew how to do that helicopter kick RYU does....

El Padrino said...

ahtightitsmovit

tem said...

no, but i saw neil lomax's kid.

and highlights of neil.

THE CHAMP. said...

i missed the 50/50 part. so it's probably more than 50. but they also have had martial arts training so i assume they're decently organized.

my gf's brother is 9. I'll ask him to round up 50-100 of his closest friends and see how it turns out.

isiah thomas-holth said...

don't waste the energy tossing the kids.

a simple kick/punch then step on them when they're down. repeat.

isiah thomas-holth said...

my gf's brother is 9. I'll ask him to round up 50-100 of his closest friends and see how it turns out.


*webcam

isiah thomas-holth said...

you could probably pull this experiment off in a 3rd world cuntry.

you figure what a 1000 USD would get the job done.

El Padrino said...

step on neck would be effective

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

35

El Padrino said...

guam here i come

El Padrino said...

TIGER UPPERCUT

AAWWWWWWWYU-KAN

THE CHAMP. said...

there's a funny figure skating video link at the end of freak's vid.

ToddPacker said...

no work for kod today?

kodiac said...

nah, just a half day today

kodiac said...

I'm still in mourning over my fantasy football team.

(s) but my team pretty much blows

ToddPacker said...

"half day"

i'm jealous

El Padrino said...

Hadouken would help

kodiac said...

wish it was a nicer afternoon though; it's already fall here.

isiah thomas-holth said...

at least you can say you weren't there for the draft k-o-d. autodraft pretty much kills your chances.

although some teams look like they were autodrafted but the owner was present. *cough*blue*cough*

isiah thomas-holth said...

wish it was a nicer afternoon though; it's already fall here.

its still early June here

ToddPacker said...

"its still early June here"


here too

JFreak said...

lots of chicks in motorcycle drag racing.

El Padrino said...

the hit rodney harrison laid on VY was fantastic btw

isiah thomas-holth said...

When is Brett Michaels going to start banging the whores on Rock of Love?

tem said...

never.

El Padrino said...

there is a new flava of love show

that's right

part three

isiah thomas-holth said...

I peeped game on some of FOL3 yesterday.

FOL18 will be when Flav and his kid (assuming he has a boy) double team chicks.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I peeped game on some of FOL3 yesterday.

*the casting special

isiah thomas-holth said...

seriously though....one chick on Rock of Love - her nickname is "blowjob".....I hope BM is grabbing bj's every hour from her and they're just not showing it/alluding to it.

isiah thomas-holth said...

and I was late to the game with ROL...is the intent to find him a wife or "cumrag"?

isiah thomas-holth said...

VH1 reality show Z

isiah thomas-holth said...

I stuck with FotC last night. Funny.

tem said...

enuff

isiah thomas-holth said...

side-stepping the weak block attempt

I'm clowin baby....I'm clowin....

*doing the running man

JFreak said...

clothesline

isiah thomas-holth said...

weasel = johnny V (from Scott Baio's show)?

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'm watching Entourage still....just not feeling it like I used to.

isiah thomas-holth said...

*ducking under clothesline

*moonwalking round the bases

ToddPacker said...

is curb ever coming back on

JFreak said...

lies.

isiah thomas-holth said...

early september for new CYE I believe

isiah thomas-holth said...

has Larry's wife done any nude scenes in her career?

if she could unhinger her jaw she would be able to swallow a bowling ball.

El Padrino said...

someone is having fun

Spaceman Spiff said...

vick taking the plea

Spaceman Spiff said...

official

Spaceman Spiff said...

sentence agreed to not announced yet

isiah thomas-holth said...

how much jail?

*cue Murda was the case that they gave me...

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