Friday, August 17, 2007

Who wants a condo?

Selig drops the ball again. Giambi should have been punished somehow. A fine at least.
If Bonds said "we shouldnt have used that stuff" and apologized for it he would have been thrown in jail and kept prisoner by V from "V for Vendetta". Jus sayin.
Treat them the same Bud. You look like a fool, again.

Couple of sleepers for you boneheads playing fantasy....

Jerry Porter WR Oakland - #1 guy in Oaktown now, a year removed from seperating himself from the team because of that tub of lard he had for a coach....he's a steal in the late rounds at WR , numbers-- 81 receptions, 912 yards, 7 TD's

Marshwan Lynch RB Buffalo - Take the pressure of JP Losman, he looks like a young Ahman Green. Guy can run, catch and run. He's a must have in a keeper league for me.

That's all you get and you'll like it.
Next week you'll get the full Fantasy Top 50.

Liqour in the front, poker in the rear.

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blue said...

suck it steve

blue said...

the expos logo is making me laugh

ToddPacker said...

ben is fast

tem said...

from last thread:

"what? really? mrs. mills is up like 5 lbs in 13 weeks or so."


oh shit, did i knock her up or is she just getting fat?

blue said...

I took that to mean, she's just getting fat

ToddPacker said...

back to back days with rev comments... the big guy might be making a comeback

tem said...

from the other thread:

"smack you upside yo head wif 2 inches of panda dick "


2 inches is like a double sized panda dick.

tem said...

tem is still catching up from yesterday.

it might take another 10-15.

blue said...

don't get our hopes up TP

now if MVN returns today, that would be historic

ToddPacker said...

when was the last mov comment?

El Padrino said...

unbelievable

ToddPacker said...

that mets game really pissed me off last night.... i was stuck watching the pittsburgh feed.... those guys are horrible

tem said...

from the other thread:

"Did you ever fart so loud that it scared the living crap out of the cat?"


and now we know what caused the latest Utah mine collapse.

good job rev (s).

ToddPacker said...

expensive washers

tem said...

sadly i believe that el pad.

ToddPacker said...

"Did you ever fart so loud that it scared the living crap out of the cat?"


i imagine rev's gas killing cats, not just scaring them

tem said...

from last thread:
"Me & my buddy Mike Bub-tits used to take out rodents with bow & arrow. "


this sounds difficult. i am impressed.

tem said...

imminent death is scary to a cat.

El Padrino said...

i wont be talking about the mets today

Big Brother's Brother said...

yanks
anoos
bleeding

THE CHAMP. said...

when's the first college games next weekend? or 2 weeks?

Big Brother's Brother said...

Woodward Dream Cruise starts today. i'll try to camera pic some hotness on lunch.

blue said...

Beer Belly Triathalon for me tomorrow.

lots of drinks will be consumed

THE CHAMP. said...

WDC. BBBBBBBguuuuh.

good s.

THE CHAMP. said...

zodiac killer was crazy

El Padrino said...

mussina has a bat up his anoos

tem said...

1st college game should be imminent.

next weekend i think.

most teams start on the labor day weekend though.

Beth said...

"Beer Belly Triathalon for me tomorrow"

Blue, I think you're confused - during a pregnancy it's the WIFE'S stomach that's supposed to get larger.

blue said...

don't they kick it off with a hall of fame game or something

tem said...

Jon Arbuckle is funny because he takes his cat on dates.

El Padrino said...

national geographic

man raising wolves

please watch this at some point

that way, when the news comes out that this man has been eaten alive by a pack of wolves, I wont be the only one laughing

blue said...

buffalo and rutgers get the season started on August 30th

THE CHAMP. said...

is that the one where he lives in the woods with the wolves?

blue said...

man amongst wolves was watched by me a couple months ago.

that dude is nuts

blue said...

no, he lives in a zoo with the wolves, but he eats with them and licks them and stuff

blue said...

he taught them how to howl

blue said...

that was about where I gave up on the show, when he started howling

blue said...

NGC wolves Z

blue said...

and now a premie to boot

tem said...

wolf guy lost his whole family b/c of wolves.

Beth said...

Tem, I hope you just forgot the (s) after the Jon Arbuckle comment.

El Padrino said...

yeah he lives with them, LIVES

in a ZOO

A FUCKING ZOOOOOOOO

he drags in a carcass of a deer, and when the wolves come over to eat it he snarls/growls at them as if he's the pack leader

he lets the big boy eat first, then the middle and then the little and so on

it's bizarre, just as bizarre as Grizzly Man who as we all know was eaten alive by a bear a whie ago

THE CHAMP. said...

yeah someday one of them is going to figure out and just tear into him.

THE CHAMP. said...

"he taught them how to howl"

but the wolves have taught him so much more. (single tear) so. much. more.

THE CHAMP. said...

I'm now 36 hours away drinking with dennis rodman.

blue said...

"wolf guy lost his whole family b/c of wolves."

the story would have been better if wolves had eaten his family and he then tried to learn from them or something.

But just neglecting your family so they all leave you is kind of boring.

tem said...

drinking with rodman?

tem said...

yeah wolf guy's wife thought he was cheating on her with a wolf, so she left.

Big Brother's Brother said...

youre gonna have to offer your girlfriend as a sacrifice to get into that Rodman party.

tem said...

Jon Arbuckle is funny because he takes his cat with him on dates.

And then the cat likes the girl because she wants to go to an italian place.

Good comedy mimics life. It's true.

THE CHAMP. said...

vip table reservations are a must. dress to impress. (literally wear a dress. literaly)

tem said...

the champ will be wearing a dress.

blue said...

dennis rodman drinks with anyone who is wearing a dress

blue said...

aussie chick thinks that blue has multiple personalities. That he is also EP, Deke, Tem, Rev..etc etc etc.

I have a lot of time on my hands, but not that much time.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i think the aussie chick has the right idea.

Big Brother's Brother said...

in theory

Big Brother's Brother said...

Cake is a severely underrated band.

blue said...

deke left her a message that said

"be warned, we nearly creampied you"

Big Brother's Brother said...

stealthy.

blue said...

Cake is from just outside of sacramento, they are big there.

I like them

THE CHAMP. said...

"Cake is a severely underrated band."

I like the cover they did on that Darfur Album

THE CHAMP. said...

War Pig?

tem said...

sheep go to heaven

tem said...

i don't know to feel about someone thinking that blue and i are the same person...and deke and ep and rev and bbb and etc....

blue said...

we may have to creampie her at some point to prove how awesome we are

keith s said...

It's Friiiiiiidaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

blue said...

keith is up early

keith s said...

Yep. Heading north for a little golf weekend today so working early and leaving @ 2:00.

blue said...

wow, the fed cut it's discount rate this morning by half a point.

blue said...

oops wrong blog

keith s said...

Actually it'll be a drinking weekend with golf thrown inbetwixt.

keith s said...

Wow the feds have been busy lately with the whole Vick and Donaghy fiascos. Now they are cutting rates?

THE CHAMP. said...

don't let golf get in the way. stay in the clubhouse

Big Brother's Brother said...

hopefully we can get a decent turnout today and execute a creaming.

tem said...

ocp is always fun. when more than 2 people go.

El Padrino said...

bank to bank rate

it's the first sign of panic

keith s said...

OCP likes Faygo soda.

keith s said...

or is that ICP?

THE CHAMP. said...

should i start buying canned food and boarding up windows?

blue said...

CHiPs approves of OCP

keith s said...

Get lots of duct tape.

El Padrino said...

no champ
unless you live in Hurricane Dean's path

THE CHAMP. said...

i think those miners that are trapped are going to dig themselves out by the time the rescuers get to them.

El Padrino said...

who are we creampie-ing and why

tem said...

dean sounds like a wuss.

ToddPacker said...

"Cake is a severely underrated band."


yes they are.... i saw them in '98(i think).... great show

tem said...

those miners actually already dug themselves out and went home. nobody was there and they are just sitting around watching sports wondering where the fuck everyone is.

THE CHAMP. said...

"you guys didn't know there was a second exit on the other side of the hill?"

Big Brother's Brother said...

chicken hunting

ToddPacker said...

harold miner is the next jordan

keith s said...

He's the next American Idol?

blue said...

chris hansen is going to show up and bust all these people for trying to hook up with minors

THE CHAMP. said...

ditto for JR Rider

Big Brother's Brother said...

chris hansen is going to show up and bust all these people for trying to hook up with minors"

i feel that Teejies live blogging will grind to a halt soon.

ToddPacker said...

teejers comeback to the LoV was pretty uneventful yesterday

blue said...

rev has pictures from eagles training camp on his blog.

andy reid looks pregnant

blue said...

"teejers comeback to the LoV was pretty uneventful yesterday"

his official comeback was last week, for a scheduled chat, like he was ESPN sportsnation or something

ToddPacker said...

"andy reid looks pregnant"


i thought that was rev

ToddPacker said...

"his official comeback was last week"


i guess i missed that

El Padrino said...

tps is not understanding that it's friday, i'll have to tell her in spanish

ToddPacker said...

madness + 1

keith s said...

If spanish doesn't work, try speaking mexican to it.

blue said...

maybe if you had a pop-up book with pictures

Big Brother's Brother said...

maybe your london connection can get through to her.

blue said...

Teej disagreed with BBB's use of J-Dub yesterday.

El Padrino said...

anyone speak yiddish?

keith s said...

Zambrano is rich.

keith s said...

No yiddish, but I am fluent in pig latin.

THE CHAMP. said...

vick missed his flight for his plea hearing

blue said...

Victor Zambrano?

Big Brother's Brother said...

teej probably thought i was having a conversation with myself.


effin canuckian soggy tampon.

tem said...

vick should be flying a private plane for that shit.

blue said...

vick uses Air Tran...or Jet Blue...one of those discount airlines

blue said...

he is suspended and lost all his endorsements so money is tight.

plus the feds cut off his income stream from dogfighting, so he may have to give up the house now too.

ToddPacker said...

is mike vick involved in some type of scandal or something.... i thought i saw a blurb on espn about it

keith s said...

He made a lot of money, but also spent a lot of money.

blue said...

I thought the Dolphins cut Michael Vick after they tried him out at Wide Receiver

keith s said...

I think I'm going to draft David Boston this year.

Spaceman Spiff said...

vick needs a white bronco to flee in, then he'll be found not guilty

The Ghost of MVN said...

If you take out a groundhog while drinking a Woodchuck Cider you get double the points.

Cake: I saw them in 2002 and it was beyond excellent. I keep a copy of Fashion Nugget in my work bag. You never know when you might need it.

keith s said...

If he's contemplating agreeing to a plea bargain, that means he's guilty right? So if he pleads not guilty, he's f'd anyway. I don't get why it is such a difficult decision.

Big Brother's Brother said...

blessed be, another mvn sighting.

blue said...

keith, just because you are guilty doesn't mean you'll be found guilty in court.

that's the only thing that he can be holding out hope for.

blue said...

unfortunately for vick, johnny cochran is dead

tem said...

HUNGRY

ToddPacker said...

back to back ghost sightings

ToddPacker said...

me too tem

keith s said...

blue
I understand that. But can't they use the fact that he is contemplating a plea deal against him? If there was no doubt in his mind that he's innocent, he wouldn't need to think about a deal. Maybe I'm ignorant about this, which is definitely possible.

The Ghost of MVN said...

Yeah, it's Friday as El P said. I'm going to try and chloraform (sp?) TPS and lock it in the copier room.

Maybe it will not be a day where TPS shows up everywhere like the agents in the Matrix.

Big Brother's Brother said...

its like your girl finding out that u cheated on her with a chick from down the street. sure, as she brings out the evidence.. then youll admit to it.

but if she doesnt know about that skank upstate that u still nail, you keepa' yo mouf shut.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i believe in you Marty, youre The One.

The Ghost of MVN said...

I'm following the white rabbit

El Padrino said...

Chlorofoam is a good idea.

Yiddish didnt work.

now TPS is throwing up gang signs

this bitch might be a crip

isiah thomas-holth said...

MVN wait till you see the chick with the white bunny tattoo on her shoulder...then its on.

isiah thomas-holth said...

make the "blood" sign with your fingers EP....bust out a doo rag if necessary.

JFreak said...

Good news

Big Brother's Brother said...

Athenaeum was a sweet band. I miss them.

The Ghost of MVN said...

is it crip walking El P? Take that mofo down to the rec center and showoff the triple lindee. then tps will run itself home.

Big Brother's Brother said...

lord knows Zambrano needs that money to eat.

The Ghost of MVN said...

maybe he can give Spreewell a loan

The Ghost of MVN said...

This just in, Celtics have contacted Spreewell about joining the team in a limited role. Doc Rivers says they also have John Stockton on hold.

Big Brother's Brother said...

everytime u send an email through gmail it puts up ads for things u are writing about in your email.

im not a fan of that.

El Padrino said...

throwing up the blood sign now

ToddPacker said...

i guess zambrano has no interest in getting a ws ring over the next 5 years

Big Brother's Brother said...

they could have a solid team... too bad the Couz is on IR.

The Ghost of MVN said...

The C's are my team and all but I'm not sure about the whole Miller thing. I'm sure this was covered in the last few weeks here but I missed it.

keith s said...

Miller is interested in the Suns, too. He would be winded by the middle of the 1st quarter on that team.

El Padrino said...

larry bird is not walking through that door


but reggie miller is?

blue said...

I am befuddled today

JFreak said...

"i guess zambrano has no interest in getting a ws ring over the next 5 years"

that stings a little.

El Padrino said...

i dunno keef
he's a skinny fuck, he reminds me of albino somalian

El Padrino said...

well done TP

blue said...

I also hear that Kobe wants a trade

JFreak said...

I will be livid if Miller goes to another team.

El Padrino said...

what nugga!

keith s said...

He couldn't win a title in Indiana, why not try someplace else?

ToddPacker said...

wiki is sooooo good

El Padrino said...

i heart sheffield

ToddPacker said...

The Ghost of MVN said...

Rondo could use somebody like Stockton to mentor him. Is Havlicek still alive? Topps could do one of those 2 players on the same card deals with Hondo and Rondo posing at mid court.

blue said...

I hear that the celtics wanted Timmy Hardaway, but once he found out that gay marriage was legal there, he decided to pass.

El Padrino said...

tps has backed down from the blood sign

and i've learned that free pizza is for lunch

and i didnt even have to use my AK

ooo aaahhh
den-den-dendenden
ooo aaaahh

isiah thomas-holth said...

today is a self-proclaimed "must score" day for Teej.

Although the biggest "news" or update was that a guy might be coming to visit.

Its not looking good.

keith s said...

blue = witty

isiah thomas-holth said...

I drop the blood sign at least twice a week at work.

blue said...

I had a pair of blue nike's that I wore for basketball one summer. This white gurl at the bowling alley told me her white boyfriend was a blood and was going to kick my ass for wearing those shoes.

I chuckled heartily in her direction.

ToddPacker said...

i always pegged zeke as a crip

El Padrino said...

zeke that's a funny comment because of the Holtz pic

i imagine him sayin that on set

also, they shouldnt put him off the set, he looks like 2 foot 3 on that stool next to mark may

The Ghost of MVN said...

no barking from the dog
no smog
mamma cooked a breakfast wit no hog

keith s said...

I got my grub on
but didn't pig out

Spaceman Spiff said...

shoulda told her your name is blue also, woulda got swiss cheesed up

Big Brother's Brother said...

u shouldve beaten her and given her boyfriend a real reason to come get some.

blue said...

"and i've learned that free pizza is for lunch"

is this still a good thing if the pizza is shit?

El Padrino said...

fucked around and scored a triple double

ToddPacker said...

remember, weazy don't like the whole rap lyrics thing

keith s said...

remember, nobody likes weazy

blue said...

even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp...and it read Ice Cube's a pimp.

El Padrino said...

why would it be shitty

and no, free is free

ToddPacker said...

"remember, nobody likes weazy"



aaahahahahahahhahahaaaaa

keith s said...

"and i've learned that free pizza is for lunch
is this still a good thing if the pizza is shit?"

It's equivalent to Miller Chill. Bad when you pay for it, good when it's free.

blue said...

I have passed on shitty free pizza before

blue said...

I know, it's shameful

El Padrino said...

that's one of my favorite songs of all time

i lobbyed hard to get that played at my wedding but mizz el pad was a hater that day

something about gang violence and children and grandmas, blah blah blah

Spaceman Spiff said...

"mamma cooked a breakfast wit no hog "

why is this good, i like bacon

El Padrino said...

for shame

The Ghost of MVN said...

blogger is finger wagging me

El Padrino said...

and she can fuck AAALLLLL night

blue said...

maybe cube is nation of islam, thus the no hog

ToddPacker said...

"It's equivalent to Miller Chill. Bad when you pay for it, good when it's free"


i respectfully disagree.... the chill stuff is like poison

blue said...

free beer is always good

ToddPacker said...

best line to me is "drunk as hell, but no throwin up"

blue said...

'I ain't the one' is another quality cube song

keith s said...

TP
I only used that comparison because blue said he got some free Miller Chill a few weeks ago and it was ok since it was free. I've never had it.

ToddPacker said...

"free beer is always good"


not if it tastes like piss

ToddPacker said...

or piss-ice

blue said...

i had the boom(??) she had the chronic, the lakers beat the supersonics

ToddPacker said...

lunch

The Ghost of MVN said...

I actually would prefer to have hog at breakfast as well.

Maybe he was saying although there was an absence of hog it still was a good day. Cube could be deeper and more introspective than we give credit. Check yourself before you wreck yourself could be about battling personal demons associated with growingup in the getto. What did he mean when he said "I put her butt to sleep"?

THE CHAMP. said...

and now...

deep thoughts by MVN

Spaceman Spiff said...

"butt to sleep"

i think he meant smoking cigs is bad for your health and he made her stop smoking by putting her cigarette butt to sleep.

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