Fantasy TOP 0ne hunnit (only got to 68, too long) :
Tomlinson - no shit.
Stephen Jackson - Zorse.
S. Alexander - If someone takes Gore third make sure you laugh heartily. King Alexander is healthy and scores more TD's than any other back outside of the top 2.
L.J - Aging line and pourous team dropped him below Shaun.
Gore - not in love with him @5 but i'm a perfectionist. Couldnt blame you if you took the next guy.
Westbrook - dyno-mite, when he's not hurt
Addai - goaline carries hurt him, peyton so good inside the 20
fast willie parker - aaaaaahhhh SUPERFLY.
Peyton Manning - facial expressions = classic, outside shot at 40 TD's = priceless
RUDI, RUDI - Consistent back, 12-14td's and 20-25 carries a game
Reginald BUSH - caught 88 balls last year.....he's a double threat
Travis Henry - Workzorse who now gets to run in that Shanahan system, could be a huge year for Travis
Maroney - #1 back--with all the WR's NE has who knows if they will need him (s)
McGahee - Avoid him if you could (injuries). they do pound the shit out of the ball though
Carson Palmer - 4500 yards, 30+ TD's = possible
Cedric Benson - Lots of draftnik's low on Benson, cant figure out why... the team runs the ball at a 70-30 clip.
Ronnie Brown - another guy who you hope can make it to thanksgiving in one piece
Marvin Harrison - marvin be starvin for out routes and td's and P-bone makes it rain
Chad Johnson - For TD celebrations of course
Torry Holt - guy can catch an egg thrown to him via post route and it wont break, soft hands
Edge - Avoid. Unless board dictates otherwise
Jones-drew - dont forget that he's tiny, had a great rookie year and also takes returns kicks, buyer beware
Roy Willams - STUD
Reggie Wayne - P bone makes it rain, dont forget it
Tom Brady - Brady and friends could put on a dazzlying display on any given sunday and he plays the Jets two times so you have that
Brees - Easy breeesssey is as accurate as a rolex
Bulger - holt. Jackson. Bennet. McMichael. dome.
Deuce - i wish he were white, deuce as a name for a whiteboy would be awesome
Portis - he gets the rock, plain and simple
Marshawn Lynch - high for a rookie i know but dude is sick, gonna be a top 5 pick one day
Thomas Jones - can be a hell of a back when motivated
Steve Smith - game breaking skillz
Larry Fitz - awesome, hope Leinart gets him the rock early and your in for a 50 point day
T.O - the bonds of NFL (jerk)
Brandon Jacobs - all goaline duties
Rex Grossman - joking, just trying to see if your still paying attention
Jon Kitna - i gaurantee he has a good year, stat wise
anquan boldin - solid, real solid-- sort of like a good roast beef sammich
T J Houshhhh - chad gets the fame but housh plays the game
andre Johnson - give me the ball SCHAUBBIIIEEEE
Donald Driver - one night he hung 60 on me, the next year i drafted him and we went all the way, i love you donald driver your a beautiful man
McNabb - if healthy you got a great fantasy qb, my suggestion is grabbing a Alex Smith or Manning somewhere arounf round 4 or 5 to backup Donovan
Lee Evans - guy put together some huge games last year
Ahman Green - shit, might turn out to be a steal
Plax - he's tall
Randy Moss - hope those piano string hammies hold tight
Marion Barber - see Brandon Jacobs
Marques Colston - Sophmore slump? I'll have none of it
Cadillac Williams - needs to be more consistent but best back on the board right now
DeAngelo Willaims - will be starting by week 5, your welcome
Brandon Jackson - gonna surprise some people
Antonio Gates - used to play basketball, or so they say
Adrian Peterson - risky but could bump Chester the molester to the bench
jamal lewis - rejuvenation or the end of the road
Hines Ward - on the decline but the guy catches everything
Hasselback -unsexy pick but hey it's like frosted flakes, always good
Reggie Brown - the bulldog has improved every year
Tatum Bell - very nice line, starting because of KJ's injury
L Coles - eh, if you must
Tony Gonzo - will be the security blanket for young Brodie
Phillip Rivers - off the play action, the plays are there and he can make those throws
Santana Moss - i wish his little bro was as good as him
Julius jones - barber takes his thunder
Cutler - kid can fling the rock, for real tho
tomy homo - fuck you
ladell betts - portis annual insurance policy
alex smith - i like what i see
Galloway - deep threat, garcia's scrambling ability, all good things
vincent jackson - could put together a nice season
i like big latin booty
with baby oil on it
only disagree with a few fdrom this top 200
Happy Hour: Diora Baird makes golf hot
2 hours ago
Posts
538 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 538 Newer› Newest»Time For Deep Thoughts By Lou -
How come it's called High School, Middle School, and Elementary School. Why not Low School?
Lou obviously has too much time on his hands...
beth was too slow for the 1st comment
another one of those days.
And EP, I know VERY little about fantasy leagues, but I was surprised not to see Vince Young in your top 68. Isn't he supposed to be the "next big thing"?
i dont know what middle school is
in nyc
middle school = junior high school
makes more sense
morons
you yankees are silly...
"And EP, I know VERY little about fantasy leagues, but I was surprised not to see Vince Young in your top 68. Isn't he supposed to be the "next big thing"?"
not this year, a rushing qb is just not a good fantasy option
he would have made the top 75 if i didnt get winded
I have to tell you Lou, your pic creeps me out, reminds me too much of a clown.
"middle school = junior high school"
i never heard the term middle school until i moved to florida.... like ep said it was always called it jr high
gotta think against clowns beth?
The obvious joke here:
EP, not a good sign if you get winded right before you reach 69...
ya'll are putting too much thought into my deep thought...
"EP, not a good sign if you get winded right before you reach 69... "
hahah
"reminds me too much of a clown"
it reminds me of an albino kermit
someone had to say it
heilman is reminding more and more of doug sisk
"gotta think against clowns beth?"
Yep, ever since I read "It" by Stephen King. It's got a very creepy killer clown in it.
the book clown was much more scary than the made for tv movie clown
Good list EP. I'd have put Calvin Johnson on there, and maybe moved Brandon Jackson and AP up a little higher...but you da man
no big boss, no middle boss, no work
ha
and i'm out at 5 on the dizot
cyclone game then Totonno's
calvin would have been at or around 72, 73
shotsky was a clown
doug sisk, nooooooooooooooooooooo
Junior High...that's what we called it...middle school is for quakers
i've tried oatmeal several times and i just dont get it
i hate when people yawn when i'm talkin to them
i should put my fist in thier mouth
noone is in my office yet, i'm starting to wonder if I didn't get the memo.
I bet it said something like: Take the day off and go to the beach
I should leave.
so I went to the doctor with my wife yesterday for her normal pregnancy checkup and come to find out her cervix is shortening so they have to do this today.
The doctor says it will be cool, and no problem, but it still makes me stressed.
btw, her condition is very different than what is described in wiki, but I'm going to have to believe the bible.
get the hell out of there, steve.... while you have the chance
hope that works out blue
people take having babies for granted
so, I came into work for only an hour or so.
one hour of work rocks the house
good luck blue, I'm sure it'll be no worries.
But that's more information than I ever need to know about anything like that...ever.
If I had an iphone I could LoV all day...damn you apple.
yea I'm TP, I'm starting to think it's like in college, if the professor doesn't show up within 15 minutes, class is canceled.
"The doctor says it will be cool, and no problem, but it still makes me stressed"
good luck to ya blue.... cmtp had complications with both of her pregnancies.... i know the feeling
"if the professor doesn't show up within 15 minutes, class is canceled"
i ♥ed that rule
lou, apply rule
lou, my office was that way yesterday, nobody showed up until like 9. I was very confused.
I blame daylight savings time
maybe if i put bacon in the oatmeal it'd taste better
oatmeal sucks
When I got a high cholesterol count at my physical, the doctor suggested I eat oatmeal every day.
That lasted about 2 months, and I said fuck that, i'd rather die
my exact question after eating oatmeal for 2 months:
"don't they make a cholesterol lowering pill, i see them on tv, that's gotta be better than oatmeal"
bossman just showed up.
Oatmeal -
Bacon and cheeze are for Gritz. Brown Sugar and apple slices are for Oatmeal
I ate that maple and brown sugar one...it's not as bad as just plain...but I wanted to put a lot of butter in it, and that kind of defeated the purpose.
"That lasted about 2 months, and I said fuck that, i'd rather die"
if a person would rather die than eat oatmeal it says everyhting i need to know
oatmeal < dirt
btw, it should not come as a shock to anyone that my trade with TP was vetoed at the very last minute last night.
Sad, sad day
Good post. I enjoyed the Grossman joke.
we call it middle school and junior high.
elementary school is sometimes primary school.
"it reminds me of an albino kermit"
not albino, rowlf just blew it all over his face.
Shanoff picked VA TECH as the number 1 team in the land.
super major WHAT THE FUCK?
"i hate when people yawn when i'm talkin to them
i should put my fist in thier mouth"
I do this to the cat, but just a finger because the fist don't fit.
and yes i realize where the jokes will go with this one.
"btw, it should not come as a shock to anyone that my trade with TP was vetoed at the very last minute last night."
last minute vetos make me think that freak is just fucking with everyone and still can veto trades.
if this is the case, standing fucking O to freak.
no comment on shammy
shanoff is a dolt.
hahaha grossman
"Bacon and cheeze are for Gritz. Brown Sugar and apple slices are for Oatmeal"
Lou knows his stuff. I actually feel sorry for people who've never had good cheese grits.
2-3 days bed rest for cmblue.
then feel sorry for me
grits are disgusting...and this coming from a guy whose step-mom grew up in the south, and who married a southern woman and has a southern mother in law
zeke just picked up the guy i was going to pick up...bastard.
"2-3 days bed rest for cmblue."
actually like 5 days I think is what the doctor told her...the good news is that i'm gonna try and parlay this episode into a new tv for the bedroom.
we need HD in there
that would be wise blue
damn zeke is digging to protect that 9-2 lead.
"damn zeke is digging to protect that 9-2 lead."
with that score, and weazy getting pimp slapped, zeke is in 2nd place right now...which means a bye in the first round of the playoffs.
I'm guessing that's why he's pushing so hard.
"then feel sorry for me"
EP, I'll add that to the already long list of why I feel sorry for you. :-)
it's real to him
weazy is getting slapped around right now.
eft.
hohan got 1 day in prison. i hope she gets shanked.
nicole richie served 80 some minutes for her dui
she should have at least served "all night long...all night..."
Ok, i'm out
i'll be around for some LoVAD and weekend edition though i'm sure.
"EP, I'll add that to the already long list of why I feel sorry for you. :-)"
ouch
el pad, you got fast willie ranked pretty high.
and that's a lot of faith in kitna.
true story, i drafted kitna in my cash league ($500 entry)
so you know i'm serious
and as far as Parker you dont think he's gonna have a good year...stillers say they will be more explosive on O this year
Roy Williams
Calvin Johnson
Furrey
Mike Martz pisses plays that make QB's total up 4000 yards
my back up is Alex Smifff
though, btw
kitna is solid, he was good for cinci and the martz thing is true.
i was just surprised to see him that high.
i fear lack of TDs for FWP.
ah, td's
understood
good luck david wells
your going to need it
thinking more about kitna i guess that is the right place for him.
i wouldn't really move any other QB above him.
i aint got a motor boat but i can float your boat
common sense takes time
d wells? please advise.
remember i am a rube. it takes a bit longer.
ah i see, dodgers deal.
d. wells > b. tomko ?
i guess. maybe.
wells will definitely bring beer to the party at least.
true, that's always a plus
Good post, people are low on Cedric Benson because he hasn't been the number one guy and he has been injured the last two seasons. If health wasn't a concern for him he'd be ranked a bit higher.
I'm going to Jeff Bagwell's retirement ceremony this weekend (retiring his number). first 40,000 fans get a commemoritive shot of cortisone in the right shoulder.
Pennywise was the clown in IT...not sure if that had been said or not.
funny jug
i think the jug era is back
So TJW doesn't bag 3 chicks in a week so he pulls down his blog?
he didn't bag the chicks so his mom made him pull the blog down.
jug madneww just happened.
after this weekend of doing nothing, i have a very busy weekend schedule in september.... 4 home gators games in 5 weeks....
and no home games in october (unless you count the UGA game in jax)
"madneww"
i still don't know the origin of that.... i think it was the week i was out... when did madness become madneww?
I think it was blue who hit had his hands off of Home Key Row and hit the Dubs instead of the S's.
Madneww was born
jug typed madess wrong and hit 'w' instead of 's'.
its just a typo thing.
but of course jug did it on purpose because it is asewome.
thankw
tp is a fast learner.
blue is all hat and no cattle.
leaving in the middle of the day.
trying to accept mvn
add drop shit
VIVA!
wading small tps wave
TPS rocks my world for sept 1 - oct 15.
this year it started early.
Blue's gone for the rest of the day? LOV is really going to suffer without him.
(utmost, extreme, uber S)
I picked up the SP's in a pre-emptive move against MLMC, nothing more, nothing less.
so i guess reggie is not making a comeback
miller
funny trade
Mantoothz and EP have hit rock bottom
my best trade yet
Zeke...With my beat down of Weazy the stage has been set for next weeks battle dome.
Two men enter, one man leaves, with a BYE hanging in the balance. Two mortal enemies...vying for one prize.
It kinda seems like something else should be on the line...maybe you and weazy throw on top of that bet a name change for a week?
thumbs up to EP and Marty's trade, finally someone thinking outside the box.
usually a bad week for you team means they'll have a good week the next. Next week's match-up will be a good one.
i will be watching
(s)
I will not be vetoing the deal, because frankly it doesn't have playoff implications.
The GM's of the respective clubs must have been the problem, i bet your new players will adapt to your playing style for the...one week that you have them. If only you guys would have thought of this sooner perhaps you wouldn't be back 45.5/46.5 games respectively
serious anyone think we could do a cash league
anyone feel umcomfortable mailing a check to me?
i swear i wont steal it
really, throw out the sterotypes of a brooklyn italian guy for a minute
were talking smalltime
maybe $50-$100
I'm in for a cash league, mailing checks or pay via paypal....both work.
but if we put money on the line, some people couldn't hide behind their indifference....
right
we would need legit names
no dan the mans or other aliases
and I'll make a bet on next week's matchup if weasel finally man's up and makes his Iowa will win 11 (or whatever he said) bet
i bought a $500 suicide box today
there is 1000 people in it
i got a woody just thinking about what ima do with it if i win
also got 2 $100 suicide boxes with 4000 people in it
cash league is good.... but we might need a few rule changes for next year.... limited roster moves and some type of better system for vetoing trades
winner take all on the suicide?
good call EP, if we do a money league we'd have to iron out all the rules, etc ahead of time.
*good call TP
EP to for the suggestion
Freak's already working on his cloning machine to get a few physical bodies to claim his multiple teams
yes unless your down to 10 or so and people want to split
Fuck
meiz is the best
i'm in the $100 one every year
if anyone wants in let me know
it's run off a website, you mail the guy a check, you make your pick by thrusday, totally legit
my unles won 3 years ago and bought a house with the winnings (40K)
*uncle
I'd do a LOV cash league for less than $50.
that's 3 peeps
who else
regular suicide pool rules, ep
www.officefootballpool.com
i'm blocked here on this but this is the site for the $100 suicide pool, if anyone is interested let me know and we'll trade emails
im in for a cash league, 100$ or less
yeah pick one team, no spread, cant use the same team twice
you know i cant resist the ac-tion
Last night was my first completely sober night since May. I'm not kidding.
Biel
Hayden
nuff said
Last night was my first completely sober night since May. I'm not kidding.
I'm sorry for your loss deke.
wow deke, you had a nice run
did anyone see the highlight of that jap little leaguer - hit a walk off and it hit that statue in center field straight in the dome piece.
saw that zeke
he tattooed it
Standing ovation for the EP/MVN trade.
*bowing
I'm not drinking tonight either. Gotta prepare for a long weekend.
Don't know if it was mentioned, but Donald Driver got hurt last night.
Wow. I just looked at that trade. Out fucking standing.
driver with a bad injury
still dont know why money players play more than 2 quarters the entire pre-season
i cant tell you how pumped i am for footyball
I don't know who she is but I'm adding her to my top 5.
and my rogh touch league starts up this sun (exhibtion)
nice!
Next weekend is money. Start of college football season and 3-day weekend on top of that.
Jonathan Brady
NASCAR being dumb again
This is ridiculous. NASCAR is renaming it's Cup series Sprint after Spring bought out Nextel.
But when AT&T buys out Cingular, they can't change their name.
Hypocrites.
Forcing NASCAR upon us won't make us like it.
RE: the new top 5er
HFS. wow.
Mike Vick trading cards.
oh yeah i forgot i had to burn my vick jersey and put in on the internet
Just put it outside for the dogs to shit all over it.
Does anyone in our league want Calvin Johnson?
for free?
I hate when you go to the pub, and the fucking car race is on. I usually sit there and stare off into space.
Um no. I would just drop him if that were the case. I should probably do this at home since I can't login to my roster at work.
NASCAR is dumb.
NASCAR.com is dumber.
and I am a big fan of NASCAR, but lately, they are dumb.
From the WWL:
(statement from press conference)
Sometimes you have to make a decision. Will it be the season or the franchise? Sometimes you have to sacrifice a battle to win the war. In this instance the battle is an entire roster. The Dorothy Mantoothz are in a rebuilding year. Ownership feelz it is in the best interest of the fans, the heart and soul of the Mantoothz, to focus on the future. With those backbones of humanity in mind it was deemd necessary to trade our entire team to the Buttknuckles for their entire squad.
These guys have played hard all season and we are greatful for everything they have brought to the franchise. When facing the Buttknuckles in the future I can't say it will not be a bit awkward. That said, we all run into chicks at the supermarket that we have banged and then slipped out of their apartment while they were in the bafroom. Only this time we can't make up a story about hearing someone in the hall calling for help and going to investigate only to end up in a tangled web of international espionage and deceit that the government forbids us to speak about. Really we wanted you tell you but did not think you would believe us (sorry Beth). No this is different, this is real, this is real life fantasy not real baseball...and it's fun.
So now we turn to the future and welcome the new faces of the Mantoothz to our organization. The players from the Buttknuckles already have great chemistry and we all know you can't teach chemistry, minus several thousand teachers and professors. Anyway we feel they will have a strong and immediate impact on the franchise and within the community. Many business have embraced the change as well offering such promos as half price lap dances everytime Reyes steals a base and 2 for 1 pints every time Sean Casey goes 0 for 5. We think our fans will be pleased.
All this points to a road in the future with an empty horizion. We can not tell what's on the horizion but we do know it's there. With that we say "Welcome" to our new players, our sons of Dorothy, and give a hearty shout of LETS PLAY BALL!!!!
i-2-i with you deke
i'd do a money league.
my pants will soiled for months starting next weekend. deitydamn, do i LOVE college footy.
Keeper league is set at 10 teams.
The draft is Sunday at 10:45 PM ET
MVN is my hero.
what a mission statement
keef, i might be
gotta look at your roster
ep
I'll put together an Eli/CJ package for you when I can login there.
someone in the Manthoothz front office is getting fired for their lack of grammar and spell checking.
we have 5 for the cash league, how many do we want, 8?
i'll be on the lookout for that keef, i have luke warm interest
8 would be good, 8 or 10 is ideal
what about the espn keeper?
cant we make that cash or do we have some john doe's involved
Depending on how much cash we have to put up, I might be in.
hick hops? hick hops anonymous?
Fantastic
keeper roster is
freak
blue
el p
spiff
tyler
meiz
zeke
tem
tp
don connolly
middle school = 6-8
junior high = 7 and 8.
we have both in iowa.
-------haven't caught up -- sorry if this is too late.
Post a Comment