Thursday, August 23, 2007

What did I just say?

Texas scored a lot of runs. Like most since 1897 a lot. The weird thing about it was that a save was recorded. I'm not exactly sure how that's possible. I always thought you had to come in when the lead was 3 or less. The guy who got the save came in when it was 14-3. Anyone know how to explain that?

In other news, the opening of the NFL is coming up, and we need to put our preview together. I think the idea was proposed to try to get a fan from each division to handicap it.

I'm really disliking the new Chase format. There is absolutely no incentive to lead the points after 26 races. I think it's a good idea that they're giving bonuses for races won, but you also have to acknowledge the acheivement of the most consistent driver. It's ridiculous to have someone drive for 6 months and then tell them it meant nothing. I would propose 10 or even 20 point gaps between each position. I know it's supposed to be the "playoffs" and the playing field needs to be leveled, but in all the other major sports you get home field advantadge. Since you can't have HFA in NASCAR, there needs to be some other way to reward the driver who was best in the regular season.


I leave you in the hands of Scrubs and Beer. Hooray Beer.



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Beth said...

Don't you automatically get a save if you come in with a lead and pitch 3 innings or more to end a game? I'd look it up but it's too early and I'm too lazy.

El Padrino said...

3 inning rule, the wench is right

ToddPacker said...

mota is not good

blue said...

Hooray Responsibility!!!!

El Padrino said...

i have a case of red stripe in my car, bought it yesterday

not a bad beer

blue said...

i've enjoyed a red stripe or two in my day

blue said...

Brandon Webb is no Orel Hershiser

El Padrino said...

30-3 has to be the worst ball dip of all

El Padrino said...

brady had a boy

blue said...

brady's boy can hang out with Leinart's boy as their dads won't be around to raise them

El Padrino said...

80 lashes with a wet noodle

tem said...

jon arbuckle is at it again. taking his cat on dates with him.

tem said...

MLMC is getting it handed to them this week.

eft

tem said...

Scrubs is awesome.

The new chase format is done. I agree with Freak.

El Padrino said...

does colorado have a pitching staff?

blue said...

"does colorado have a pitching staff?"

3 of their 5 starters are on the DL now, so the short answer is "NO"

blue said...

John Elway's youngest boy is a senior in HS this year. It's big news around here as now Elway is going to be the QB coach for the HS.

His son was decent as a junior last year.

El Padrino said...

and there farm system for arms is terrible, what they only raise hitters

blue said...

Their farm system actually isn't that bad, the problem is that a) yes they only raise hitters, and b) their best young arms are all hurt

but they don't have a "stud" waiting in the wings in AAA or even AA for that matter.

tem said...

i caught up on some LOV AD yesterday.

the BIO stuff was good stuff.

BIO is a funny name for him too.

blue said...

yeah, the BIO is hilarious.

I can't wait for the next installment.

although I kind of feel bad for the guy, I get the feeling the reason he writes all this crazy shit on his blog is because he doesn't have anyone to talk to, not even his shrew of a wife.

blue said...

for those who don't know BIO is Brian in Oxford

I was going to add him to the hot female blogger competition as a play-in entrant, and I started reading his blog and had to share it.

Zeke had a great time with it.

tem said...

BIO's current installment talks about lunch room food.

We put half eaten shit out there all the time. It gets eaten. Once a week someone puts some General Tso's out there.

tem said...

but enough BIO talk. creampie is surely in order.

blue said...

I say we wait until his next post, rally some troops and creampie the shit out of his blog for about an hour one day

tem said...

good plan.

ToddPacker said...

the BIO stuff was funny

ToddPacker said...

does elway's kid have a giant zorse-face like pops

ToddPacker said...

maybe BIO = DTM

blue said...

"does elway's kid have a giant zorse-face like pops"

not nearly as bad, he looks more like his moms...but Elway's daughter that got a full-ride to play basketball at Stanford...very zorse face-ish

tem said...

that's too bad that elways daughter is fugs.

blue said...

elway was long retired by the time I moved here...I don't really remember much about him, I guess he's kind of a big deal around here.



(s)

tem said...

Why would anyone research this

blue said...

I saw that on the news last night tem.

The news lady made a comment about how baby boomers are becoming seniors and since they're all really sexually active, it would skew future results...she's a baby boomer, and it made me laugh

ToddPacker said...

that link didn't work.... maybe i'm blocked

blue said...

remove the brackets at the end of the link

tem said...

oops, i fucked up the link.

blue said...

sad senior sex story...I was staying with my grandparents when I was in college, and they were in their late 70's. I heard some noise late one night, and walked out into the hall...lets just say that was a mistake...they hadn't closed their door

tem said...

attempt 2

tem said...

gross.


i was at a wedding once dancing with the groom's grandmother who was at least 75.

she decided it would be fun to tell me all about how much sex her and the grandpa had the night before.

the grandpa had alzheimers so i am not sure whether she raped him or what.

ToddPacker said...

did blue just admit to a 3-way with his grandparents?

blue said...

I also walked out to go to the bathroom once late at night and lo and behold there was my grandpa stark ass naked.

that wasn't fun

blue said...

re: senior sex

do those statistics fall in line for you TP?

blue said...

can anyone explain to me why Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands get olympic teams?

why doesn't California have an olympic team?

ToddPacker said...

"do those statistics fall in line for you TP?"

funny, blue...

ToddPacker said...

blue how old are you?.... i'm just wondering who is the 2nd oldest LoV member... now that rev is semi-retired

blue said...

I'm 30, almost 31, but my picture makes me look 85

tem said...

tem is still sub 30.

blue said...

DTM is probably younger than me

ToddPacker said...

i just heard my 4th, 30-3.... that was some football game joke

tem said...

i admit, when i saw the score i thought it was preseason NFL score.

tem said...

the best part about that is after like 3 or 4 innings it was 3-0 baltimore.

Professor Chaos said...

So...am i the only one actually giving up a quality player in the 7 pending trades out there?

tem said...

iono, i stopped looking at that.

i just accept whatever.

blue said...

corbin, you don't have a trade out there idiot

blue said...

corbin, change your team name, that is already a team name in our league, you fucking idiot

tem said...

something on yahoo about a drug filled submarine being busted.

blue said...

trying to be sneaky by making people think that it's Tem making a trade is ridiculous.

tem said...

corby's trade looks OK enough.

blue said...

i vetoed on the principle that he changed his team name

blue said...

and i'm not a veto-er

El Padrino said...

i love it when the big boss reads up on a certain rule and then comes out here and asks me what it is, like a pop quiz

love that

tem said...

i dislike that el pad.

ToddPacker said...

is that true.... corby changed his team name to an existing name.... wow

whocares said...

Come on corb. Your better than that.

whocares said...

*You're



Just staying a step ahead of the grammar police

whocares said...

Maybe I'm missing something but why are there a flurry of trades all of a sudden?


This is coming from someone who hasnt looked at his team in a few weeks, but I dont get it.

Dan The Man said...

What a fucking loser Corbin is.

Bitch Ass!!!

blue said...

today is the last day for trades WC

El Padrino said...

deadline is aug 26 wc

whocares said...

Seriously DTM, quit posting around me. Bitch ass.

tem said...

it's because the trade deadline is near.

blue said...

trades have to be completed by the 26th, so today is the last day they can be accepted.

THE CHAMP. said...

anyone know if blockbuster rents PSP games/movies still?

ToddPacker said...

fire sale + trade deadline... i guess

blue said...

in store blockbuster still rents PSP stuff, I think

ToddPacker said...

i heard that the trade deadline is coming up.... anyone else know anything about that?

Professor Chaos said...

It's really because people who are out of playoff contention feel the need to be relavent in the playoffs...

and by Freak moving the trade deadline back 2 weeks from the default this kind of behavior is allowed...and with the current commish not only is it allowed but it's encouraged...as is creating two screen names then trying to trade Peavy to yourself

ToddPacker said...

it's real to me

Lou said...
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whocares said...

I understand the trade deadline is coming up. But thanks for the seventeen comments pointing out the obvious.



I just dont get why all of a sudden people are firing off trades. If your out of the playoffs why give another team your good players? Or why help out one of their weaknesses?

I would rather just hang on to my shit and let it sink like the Titanic. Wait, I've been doing that all year long.

blue said...

me too TP

Professor Chaos said...

And my name change was meant as encouragement for the real MLMC since it really is going to come down to MLMC and Freak getting that last playoff spot (i think angela davis afro has moved into the 5th spot if things hold up).

Let me go on record, I'm rooting for MLMC

Lou said...

Let me try that again...


this to this?

tem said...

MLMC needs to step it up this 2nd half of the week.

ToddPacker said...

are any of the tades actually going through

tem said...

i want to trade peavy to myself.

Professor Chaos said...

For sure tem...maybe stream some pitchers?

tem said...

0 of the trades go through.

that is why it is funny.

tem said...

MLMC is trying to back into the playoffs I think. It's been a year long goal for them.

blue said...

results through yesterday AD afro is in 5th and 2 games ahead of MLMC and Freak, they're tied for 6th...2 games isn't very much.

MLMC has a weak matchup next week, so does freak, although freaks is slightly more difficult. And AD Afro has the most difficult of the 3.

Professor Chaos said...

In reality freak is sitting there thinking it's quite a develish plan of creating two teams...when i reality it is by far the biggest bitch move i have ever seen

And it's pathetic to be quite honest...as is DTM

blue said...

I don't think Freak is Bruce. If that were true, I'd think that Brian Peppers = Corbin.

blue said...

and spiff is only 3.5 games out of the 6th spot...

it's a race to the finish to get those 5th and 6th places.

Professor Chaos said...

"I don't think Freak is Bruce."

You are being naive blue...

And i assure you, I do not have two teams in that league...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a monster hangover. I could puke right now.

blue said...

well freak "assures" me too.

prove you don't have 2 teams

blue said...

as tem would say tmft

and it's my fault.

I'm done with ft.

blue said...

so Beth...any big plans for the birthday?

blue said...

Crapness!!!

ToddPacker said...

i wish mills would comment on the stretch run in the fantasy baseball league.... he's always insightful and fun to read

ToddPacker said...

is today beth's birthday?

tem said...

me 2

Professor Chaos said...

Freak also "assured" you he isn't DTM, one of the FMTEMs, one of the fake mills, and he has a history of having two screennames as he used Big Stain in the past

Professor Chaos said...

" ToddPacker said...
i wish mills would comment on the stretch run in the fantasy baseball league.... he's always insightful and fun to read
"

I'm sure this will happen next week...he's playing me this week and wants to try and get into first before he starts talking shlt

tem said...

FYI Keith called Webb giving up a run in the first.

Good Job Keef.

Lou said...

beth bday = 26th

blue said...

"is today beth's birthday?"

sunday, I believe

ToddPacker said...

good call, keith.... but i think jug deserves all the credit

Beth said...

Actually, my b-day is on Sunday. It's rude to ask a woman her age but that won't stop anyone here, so I'll go ahead and fess up - I'm turning 29.

Lou said...

damn, you're old

blue said...

I remember 29, that was a great year.

tem said...

the Jug era has passed.

all credit goes to Keith.

Beth said...

"damn, you're old"

Tell me about it! At least I'm not "TP old" yet. :-)

tem said...

29 is a good age.

ToddPacker said...

"the Jug era has passed"


i din't get that memo

tem said...

today's post was good.

tem said...

i just sent the memo out.

that was the memo.

blue said...

I have a copy of the memo if you didn't get the memo

I got the memo, I just forgot

Management said...

To: ALL

RE: Jug


Please be advised that the Jug Era has officially passed. From now on all credit goes to Keith and rightfully so.

Congratulations Keith.

-Mgmt.

blue said...

ummmmmmm, yeahhhh

tem said...

it's HUNGRY time but the other folks aren't ready.

tem said...

I am distraught.

ToddPacker said...

"Tell me about it! At least I'm not "TP old" yet."


that hurts, beth....

Mills said...

I just dont get why all of a sudden people are firing off trades. If your out of the playoffs why give another team your good players? Or why help out one of their weaknesses?
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I agree WC. It makes a sham out of the league when people just dump their studs to others for peanuts. Its not like this is even a keeper league where such decision can actually be logically argued for.

Spaceman Spiff said...

beth, no one needed for you to say your age as your old handle was beth82678

Mills said...

I don't think Freak is Bruce. If that were true, I'd think that Brian Peppers = Corbin.
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i know for a fact this is not true.

tem said...

mills the logic is that it is funny.

tem said...

and a free league so you aren't screwing anyone out of $$$.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hick hop, wake up and either accept or reject the trades offered to you

tem said...

brian peppers = mills.

and he hooked his buddy up early in the year for a BJ and some blow.

tem said...

spiff has a memory like a steel trap.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Beth said...

Spiff, you'd be amazed how many people used to ask me what the 82678 means.

Plus, by going ahead and saying I'm turning 29 I helped the mathematically challenged.

Mills said...

brian peppers = mills.

and he hooked his buddy up early in the year for a BJ and some blow.
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i would never field a team that poorly constructed.

terrible.

Mills said...

I am now 27. It sucks.

ToddPacker said...

"I am now 27. It sucks"

i'm pretty sure it always sucked for you, weasel

Lou said...

"i'm pretty sure it always sucked for you, weasel"


that was funny

jugdish said...

I had my own era...SWEET!

new game

jugdish said...

7.981 is as far as I can get so far.

Lou said...

Sad Day For Duke Fans

jugdish said...

9.732

blue said...

I can't even play that airplane game, it goes like 1.4 meters. I suck somehow

blue said...

Isn't everyday, a "sad day for duke fans"

jugdish said...

I keep hitting the damn fan.

Beth said...

9.86 jug, the key seems to be catching the draft from the fan.

Beth said...

Oh cool, if you hit it just right it goes out the window - 15.025

El Padrino said...

29, sadness the next year

Beth said...

Thanks for the addicting game Jug (not sure if that's s or not) - just got 37.41

blue said...

I can't get it out the winder

El Padrino said...

beth - so if your turning 29, how old is your vagina?

whocares said...

And have a great birthday this Sunday, Jug!

jugdish said...

Finally got it out the window...39.170

blue said...

we can start an LoV league

jugdish said...

I hit the chimney.

keith s said...

66.841m

isiah thomas-holth said...

blue - drop the link to espn's main page on shammy's place.

keith s said...

With some help from the chimneys

blue said...

38.731 new record

isiah thomas-holth said...

and did anyone respond to lou's links.

Plastic surgery is evil.

keith s said...

Almost blue

jugdish said...

Shit, you fuckin wizzed that thing man! (goat voice)

El Padrino said...

game dont work
flash software i guess


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

nice post keef

blue said...

yeah, keith, this game is great.

keith s said...

66m barely ranks in the top 10,0000.

blue said...

you could say you were N-1 in the game though keith

blue said...

or top N +1

keith s said...

"you could say you were N-1 in the game though keith"

Is that a racist joke blue?

blue said...

ok, enuff flight simulator

Professor Chaos said...

69.346m
ranked 9,401th overall

(in koolaid man voice) "oh yea"

Professor Chaos said...
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blue said...

62.92...now i'm really quitting

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TPS shitstorm. Not catching up...again.

blue said...

keith, that game was hook da hook...thanks for the distraction

Mills said...

Sorry bout your proposal Jug. That sucks...

JFreak said...

It's beer. Hooray beer!

blue said...

hey mills, thanx for going all cumfast and linking a story from yesterday

El Padrino said...

"If the Mets go 18–19 over their remaining 37 games, the Phillies must go 24–13 and the Braves must go 24–11 to push the Mets in to at least second place."

Focus on the WC beth. You too Velveeta man.

Dan The Man said...

GOOD LINK MILLS. YOU FUCKTARD. I ALWAYS ENJOY RE-READING A STUPID STORY THAT WAS LINKED BEFORE.

NOONE LIKES YOU FUCKSTAIN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE

Tyler said...

I always thought that 82678 was the number of girls that Beth had served back at "The Clam Shack".

Dan The Man said...

BETH-

YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABOUT THE NEED FOR MORE ANAL BEADS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

JFreak said...

i see a noone

it's tjw!

Dan The Man said...

"clam shack"

hahahahaha

Dan The Man said...

I see dead people..you're real smrt there mr jfreak

Dan The Man said...

BITCH ASS!!!!

JFreak said...

thanks mr. dtm.

you think you'll ever reveal your true identity?

Mills said...

hey mills, thanx for going all cumfast and linking a story from yesterday
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u r welcome.

Mills said...

NOONE LIKES YOU FUCKSTAIN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE
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Cuz then you and everyone else would win...

Dan The Man said...

I am Dan, and that's all you need to know.

The reason I know so much about you bitch asses is I took the time to read all the past bulshit you rote..noone thinks thats possible..mor-fucking-ons

Mills said...

The reason I know so much about you bitch asses is I took the time to read all the past bulshit you rote..noone thinks thats possible..mor-fucking-ons
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you found the one time i mentioned my wife's name, which was deleted about 5 mins later? wow.

and my cardinals blog that was linked from my blog, that is pretty much non-existent?

you really do do research.

keith s said...

Mrs. Weaz's name is bitch ass?

blue said...

I linked up the WWL on DS's comments page today

Dan The Man said...

do do?

fucking retard mills

Dan The Man said...

you might want to tell mrs. mills that her law firm's website needs to be updated. unless she's a spanish man.

JFreak said...

Ugh...DS is proposing a mercy rule for MLB.

I think I might puke.

Dan The Man said...

Maybe I called your house millsy and talked to your wife.

That baby is probably mine from all the times I plowed the ho

Professor Chaos said...

And here is the part of the show where freak, once again tries to convince us he's not DTM...of course by using lewd language, misspelling words on purpose, then himself throwing out TJW since blue said that's who he believes it's who DTM is...

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

blue said...

i try and not look behind curtains

JFreak said...

Madness 2.0

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